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February 11, 2025 • 9 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I have a non super Bowl game to play since
everyone's talking about the super Bowl.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
You know why Tuesday and John a game for you.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
You know, we all do dumb things we do. Sometimes
we do them we're little kids. Other times we're drunk adults.
Can you tell the difference, you guys?

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Guess?

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Okay, I'll go around the room after I play a
little clip. Listen to this story, and then make your guests.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
I once got beat up for trying to draw a
doll onto somebody's face.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Draw what dong dong dong dong painting? Is that? A
little kid?

Speaker 4 (00:33):
Drunk adults, drunk adult, kyle, drunk adult, rich, little kid?

Speaker 3 (00:37):
And I was a little kid.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
So I was at a sleepover and this first kid
that fell asleep he was named Omar, And when he
woke up, he grabbed me and he proceeded to kick
my ass.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
It was the last time I ever did that. Yeah,
learned early.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Little kid or drunk adult.

Speaker 5 (00:53):
I ran into a fire hydrant while playing frisbee.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Little kid, kyle, drunk adult, drunk adult. I was a
drunk adult.

Speaker 5 (01:03):
I was trying to impress these women with my dope
frisbee skills. Unfortunately, I got a little too pumped up
and ran into a fire hydrant trying to catch the frisbee.
I ended up breaking two of my toes and getting
forced ditches. Let's just say the ladies were not impressed, right.

Speaker 6 (01:19):
Like, it's frisbee. It's not like you're catching a football.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Dope frisbee moved.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
He doesn't have any dope frisbee skills.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Okay, little kid or drunk adult.

Speaker 7 (01:29):
I peed all over someone's rolls voice.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Little kid, drunk adult?

Speaker 3 (01:34):
I think drunk adult.

Speaker 6 (01:36):
I was a drunk adult.

Speaker 7 (01:38):
It was my mother's boss's rolls Royce and he treated
her like dirt and then he fired her. So one night,
my drunk friends and I went to his house and
we peed all over his rolls voice and there were
ten of us.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Also, it was a lot of PEA long story short,
it was all.

Speaker 7 (01:53):
Caught on camera, so we all got arrested later that week.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Wow, whoa wow.

Speaker 6 (02:00):
Mission to go to the boss's house with your friends
ten different if you see it out at like a
restaurant in the parking lot or whatever. But to go there.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
But also they had to be drunk, because if you
were sober, you'd be like, they've definitely got cameras, we
can't do that.

Speaker 8 (02:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Also you think a Rolls Royce should be like in
the garage with the door closed to day to.

Speaker 8 (02:17):
You don't need it when you got cameras, man, I
guess not.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Anyway, it's Tuesday, and got a game for you. Good morning, Jody,
Good morning.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Good morning. What's going on? Uh?

Speaker 9 (02:30):
So, I just watched the Netflix show to Sondra about
the AI robot person and I binge watched it because
it was so good and I had a call and
tell you about it.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
I was just talking about that show.

Speaker 9 (02:43):
I know, that's what I called.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Oh okay, So is it? Is it scary?

Speaker 9 (02:47):
Yeah, super scary, very suspenseful. The robot decides to kill
off the wife of the house because she wants to
keep the family.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
It's really crazy.

Speaker 6 (02:56):
Sounds like the one that I was telling you guys
about with Megan Vote.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Sounds like we need to get rid of AI.

Speaker 10 (03:04):
I know, it's like a smart house and so the
woman was. It's a super long story. I don't want
to like give it away, but it's German with English
like whatever. They not subtitles, but they title over it.
And it's very suspenseful, so much so again, I've binge
watched wa wait all the episodes.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
They don't change, they don't overdub the you can you
can pick it on your settings.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
You can pick it. You could do it.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Oh okay, sorry, well I mean but it's weird because
it's like a robot. It's not like like the Megan
Fox one is smoking hot Megan Fox.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
This is a robot with a TV monitor and the
lady's head in it.

Speaker 6 (03:39):
And she's the tar from SpongeBob.

Speaker 9 (03:42):
Yes, it's two stories also once so she's in the
sixties and you learn about how she died and how
her husband made her the robot, and then how she
comes back to life to haunt the family.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Right, what's the show called again?

Speaker 9 (03:57):
Casandra Cassan a tile and her name was.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
Say don't say it like a lay.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Person, all right, Jody talk, tayilaiter, thank you. Let's get
the stacks and hacks. I got SAX information, richus life hacks.
Today's National Make a Friend Day. This is apparently the
secret to making friends as an adult. Someone on Reddit said,
find something to let you see the same person regularly

(04:27):
or the same people regularly, and don't expect to meet
someone once and hit it off.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
Becoming friends can take time.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
So something you do for a while and then after
you meet this person every once in a while, then
you say, let's go do something outside of the dinner.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
Yeah, you guys.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
There was a road rage incident where the driver started
shooting fireworks at the other person's car.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
I saw that on Am Crazy.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
There was a car in the seventies called the Ford
Pinto and it was like dangerous because it blew up
and people died and just figured this up. There's an
officially the cyber truck is more deadly than the Ford
Print Pinto.

Speaker 4 (05:02):
That because the Pinto was sort of the joke for
the exploding car for a long time.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
The highest number counted out loud. Guess what number that
is out loud? Like yeah, one two.

Speaker 8 (05:14):
Grade stop.

Speaker 6 (05:15):
It found seventy twenty and thirty seven thousand.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
One million.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
It took the guy eighty nine days to count to
a million. I guess eleven two hundred numbers per day.

Speaker 6 (05:27):
Oh my gosh, what if you forgot his spot?

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Did you know that if you believe the reincarnation is
illegal to be reincarnated in China without government permission.

Speaker 8 (05:37):
So you come back and if you didn't get approval.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
You're out, You're out. So it's official.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
The favorite Super Bowl commercials has been officially announced. Uh,
and I thought the commercials were eh, right, it was
anything said, what do you guys think was the best commercial?

Speaker 6 (05:52):
The Nike commercial celebrating women's sports.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
No, oh, that was that was good. But I like
the Totino's pizza roll with the dead alien.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
Like his lava one. And I like the Chris Chris
and Chris one.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Let's see Goldie locks into three trucks with Glenn Powell's
number nineteen. Uh, we're here insta cart with all the
whatever those all the people from your child That was
number thirteen.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
Harrison four Jeep twelve. Dorito's Abduction was eleven.

Speaker 6 (06:22):
Was the Poppy commercial on the which one? Poppy?

Speaker 3 (06:24):
I know what that one is?

Speaker 4 (06:25):
Like, I sell the girl that's like, can't order soda
to drive through and they give her.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
The Harry met Sally Mayonnaise one's number nine. Matthew McConaughey
Century of Cravings is number eight.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Four different super Bowl.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
I know post below The Big Man on cul de
Sac was seven. NFL Somebody is five, Dave and Dave
David Beckham mc damon is four. The Ultra Hustle with
Catherinehill O'Hara and William Dafoe is three. The Little Farmer
Lay's commercials that was number two, and the number one
commercial court in Super Bowl was the Budweiser Fast or

(06:59):
first Delivery.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
I think he does with the little cop the little Horse.

Speaker 8 (07:03):
Oh oh yeah, that was.

Speaker 6 (07:04):
I liked the bud Light one with post malone and
they couldn't drink on the commercialow.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
I said that one. That was number eleven.

Speaker 6 (07:09):
That was number eleven. I liked that one.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Philadelphia went crazy Sunday night to know when surprise fans
toppled street lights, broke windows, set fires, harass cops, shot
off fireworks at each other, typical Philly behavior.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
Uh, Jalen hurts. This is some some post super Bowl.
So if Jalen hurts with the Dizzey world, you see
the videos of him on.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
The yeah, like, hey, you just won the Super Bowl
now you're I'm not how they do that. I mean
I know how they do that, but that's still crazy.
That's so quick.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Patrick Mahomes tweeted an apology. One hundred and twenty six
million people watch the Super Bowl across all platforms to
the all time record. Kendrick Lamar Not Like Us jumped
four hundred and thirty percent. Drake while he was getting
roasted in New Orleans, was in Melbourne, Australia giving away
money to fans.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
And Jelly Roll.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Jelly Roll posted a video about trying to work out
what I liked about the videos.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
He's on top of Camelback Mountain here.

Speaker 11 (08:00):
Man, I hope y'all are getting not moving a day.
It's worth the sacrifice, y'all, It's worth the pain. I
realized today that some days when I get out here
in this process of trying to make this massive life change,
that some days I come out.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Here and I feel great.

Speaker 11 (08:10):
I mean, from the moment we start, I feel good.
But today kind of reminded me that sometimes you have
those days man you just don't feel it at all.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
Even as you.

Speaker 11 (08:17):
Get walking, you don't feel it. But man, those are
the most gratifying to go do that work. Y'all can't
live in a false sense of this thing not sucking. Right,
Like you're making this big of a life change.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
It's gonna hurt.

Speaker 11 (08:27):
Stick with this, and I'm gonna see you May fourth,
and we are gonna do.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
This thing together, y'all. Love y'all. Man, he's gonna try
to run a five k May fourth.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
But the thing is, I get what he's doing because
when you get the top of cattle back, you are
at such a high like you're like, you know, you're
it's like this euphoria. So he's probably like, you could
do it every but he could do it.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
Let's go. I totally get it. Way to go, Jolly Rod.
What do you have life hack sorch.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
If you're feeling like you're still off from the first year,
here's the hacks to fix it.

Speaker 8 (08:56):
And I'm gonna use you painting as.

Speaker 4 (08:58):
An example because I've heard you say this very thing
over the last few days. You ever feel like your
emotions are like a little bit past your understanding of
your emotions, Yes, like they're a little out of control,
like a really just like why do.

Speaker 8 (09:09):
I feel that way? Should feel that way? But I
feel that way?

Speaker 4 (09:12):
Okay, So they say, before you blame your horoscope or
your emotions, try a little life reset and we call
this swab the hack. People call it swab sleep, water
and breathing. So have you been sleeping great lately?

Speaker 6 (09:27):
Nope?

Speaker 8 (09:27):
Have you been drinking enough water?

Speaker 6 (09:30):
Is vodka considered water? Answer?

Speaker 8 (09:32):
Have you been taking deep breaths?

Speaker 3 (09:35):
No?

Speaker 4 (09:35):
Well, there you go start with those and you'll find
that your emotions will come back around. So yeah, sleep, water,
taking deep breaths, those are the fix it. And if
you haven't done those, if you ask yourself those questions
and you haven't, you go take a nap and drink
some water, wake up, and then make your decision. That
life hack and many more can be fine to John
Jenrich dot com
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