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and in the place to be.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
And you're listening to John Jay and Ridge Wakes.
Speaker 5 (00:26):
You guys see the video of the guy got swallowed
by whale, yes right, So this is he's talking about
what happened like, so to hear his perspective. So if
you don't know, a kayaker was padding along with a
humpback whale surface out of nowhere and briefly swallowed. It
was all caught on camera from his dad's kayak. The
man's kayak was too big for the whale to swallow,
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so it's spit him right out. The guy was unharmed.
But this is him telling how it felt like. If
you want to know what it feels like if it
swallowed by whale.
Speaker 6 (00:55):
It was one second where I thought that I was
eating by some kind of giant fish, but I didn't
know it was a whale. Suddenly I felt like a
wave struck me from behind, and I turned around some blue,
dark colors and white lashing right through my face, and
(01:15):
I felt a slimy texture in my cheek, and then
it shot down on me, took me on the water.
I closed my eyes because I thought that something would
crash into my face.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
That crazy.
Speaker 7 (01:29):
That's scary.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Is his dad caught its? Imagine you're the dad and
you see your son get in by a whale.
Speaker 7 (01:37):
I can't imagine. Like terrifying, nuts.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Nuts, you gotta think it's over. Also, there's a Swiss
company online that's selling tubes of coffee you can spread
on your morning toast.
Speaker 7 (01:49):
Tubes of coffee sounds disgusting.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
It's even thick enough that you could put it on
fruit like a banana. These are some reactions for people
to do it. First of all, my own opinion. You know,
I'm kind of new to the coffee world, and I
think coffee is disgusting, But I like what it does.
Speaker 7 (02:03):
What's the texture of the tubes. Is it like liquid
inside or is it like chewy coffee?
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Great question?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
What do you like to spread on your toast in
the morning?
Speaker 5 (02:11):
Butter jam? How about coffee paste?
Speaker 7 (02:15):
That's jet black and apparently tastes quite bitter, comes up.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Quite easy, easily. It looks quite nice.
Speaker 8 (02:22):
It looks like marmite.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Oh yeah, really easy to spread.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
Whoa, this is not for me.
Speaker 9 (02:27):
I like it.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
I like it a lot.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
It makes the bread taste burns.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
As someone who is.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
At the lighter end up the coffee spectrum, this is too.
Speaker 10 (02:38):
Much, genuinely ten out of time, No way.
Speaker 9 (02:41):
I mean people like those coffee cupcakes. I'm sure that's like,
you know, the next evolution coffee paste.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Coffee cup coffee cupcake I've had, or fantastic. They don't
taste a coffee at all. Yeah, coffee pastesat not.
Speaker 9 (02:53):
Bitter coffee ice cream.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Listen, speaking of relationships, Rich, if you don't know, a
lot of times Rich takes over the show on weekends,
this nationally syndicated overnight show called Coast to Coast, Right,
and you have all these sketched up by UFOs. You
talk about all kinds of stuff, right, Yeah, and your
most recent guest.
Speaker 9 (03:12):
The author is named John Gray. Have you heard of
that book Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus?
And so his book I think came out in the
nineties and since then he's had, you know, maybe fifteen
other books, but they have seen something like twenty five
thousand couples go through his workshop or whatever and learn
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how to communicate. So we were talking about couples and
what they fight about and how they communicate. And I
was remembering us talking on our show about the biggest
thing that you had a fight about that was really stupid.
And I think I said on the show that Stacy
and I had a pretty big fight about dry cleaning.
(03:54):
She didn't get her pants done on time, and she
was complaining about the dry cleaner, and I was sort
of defending the dry cleaner. Didn't want to have the conversation,
so I was doing anything I could to get out
of the conversation right And I remember during that conversation saying,
this is so ridiculous, you are so overreacting. I bet
if we took this to a counselor, they would totally
(04:14):
call you insane.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
So I thought, I've got John Gray.
Speaker 9 (04:16):
I'm going to bring up the topic to him and
tell him exactly how the fight went. We went to
go pick up my wife's dry cleaning. They said it
would be ready for by five PM. We showed up
at four fifty five. Her pants weren't ready yet, so
we went and got some dinner and then we went
back and picked them up, and she got the pants
and they were hemmed and they were fine. But her
problem was she only showed up five minutes early. They
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didn't wash the pants, so they weren't cleaned, and they
waited till the last minute, and she didn't think they
did a very good job and they should not have
charged her.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
They should have just given her a thing.
Speaker 9 (04:48):
So instead of me saying you're totally right, I said, well,
you got the pants, what's the problem. Like, let's stop
talking about it. I don't want to talk about the
dry cleaner. So I bring this to John Gray and
say who was right? Who was wrong?
Speaker 5 (05:00):
And you're kind of like, ha, yeah. I'm like I
can't wait to get backed up on this book.
Speaker 9 (05:06):
And he's like he started laughing hysterically at me, and
he's like, you are so wrong. He said that when
he said this is the way it works. He's like,
if you don't let a woman have her emotion and
you deny the emotion, she's gonna keep coming at you.
He's like, if you had just agreed with her and said,
I would want to feel that way, she said, Eventually
she would have run out of steam, probably in two minutes.
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But because you defended somebody you didn't even know as
a dry cleaner and didn't get your wife's back, and
you guys share this intimate space together, she's gonna be
super mad at you.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
So he's like the.
Speaker 9 (05:40):
Worst thing you can say to a woman as you're overreacting, yea,
And the worst thing you can say to a guy,
like if he's driving and he misses his exit, or
you say you're doing it wrong whatever he's doing.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
Don't tell a guy you're.
Speaker 9 (05:51):
Doing it wrong, whatever he's trying to do, and whatever
you do with a woman in a relationship, don't say
you're overreacting.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
It's not a big deal. No you can't. So, in fact,
what he's telling you is a different version of what
I think I told you. My counselor said to me
one time my wife and I were in the marriage.
Counsel or whenever, like I try to, I try to
calm her down without saying calm down is now, I
say to her, how do you want me to react here?
Do you want me to solve this for you? Or
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do you just want to vent. And then she's like,
I just want to vent. That's probably good, right. So
that's like you're like, do you want me to tell
you that the drag cittter is fine? You got your pants?
Why are we even talking about it? Like she just
so you had. What he's saying, you have to honor
her emotion, to honor the emotion. For me, it's women
are so complicated.
Speaker 7 (06:35):
Why are we great about it? As you were going
in thinking you were going to get the hacked totally
inserted Stacey going hack, but.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
In reality you did, but you you worry. So he's
not saying you're wrong. He said I did everything wrong.
Speaker 7 (06:51):
No, say you're doing everything wrong. He said, you did
everything right.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
You did everything wrong.
Speaker 9 (06:57):
It's not about the problem, it's how you, he said,
It's all coming down to timing. Like later on, you could,
you know, maybe say well you do have the pants,
but in the moment, when things are hot, you gotta
go with the you gotta go with the empathy. You
got to go with the emotion. So in your head
you may be right going, hey, it's no big deal,
but it is a big deal to her.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
So in other words, women are from Mars.
Speaker 9 (07:19):
No men are from Mars women. Anyway, It's a great
book if you want to read it. I learned a
lot in that conversation. I thought it was pretty cool.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Wow, man, I remember like I used to be on
Oprah all the time.
Speaker 9 (07:29):
Yeah, he's pretty good. He comes in, he comes in screaming.
He has some very fiery opinions.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
Well, let's get to Peyton's predictions. Peyton, what's the vibe today?
Speaker 8 (07:37):
It's Color TV Day.
Speaker 11 (07:38):
So, with all of these amazing shows that we have
at our fingertips right now, thought it was fitting to
tell you which iconic TV show you are based on
your zodiac sign.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
Eight seven seven nine three seven one o four seven
You cost to get your sign read. Also, pay close
attention because we've got a two night's stay at the
Baheer Resort in San Diego. On the line right after horoscopes, Michelle,
good morning, how are you.
Speaker 9 (08:00):
I'm doing good?
Speaker 5 (08:01):
How are you all? Okay? What's your sign?
Speaker 12 (08:04):
I am a Capricorn, perfect Capricorn.
Speaker 11 (08:07):
I'm actually really excited for this one for you guys.
The iconic show that is fitting for you guys is
The Crown. I know we've watched it in here Capricorn's
admiration for tradition and structure and hard work. It's going
to be perfectly satisfied with the crown. So the show's
kind of show off the British monarchy's history.
Speaker 8 (08:24):
What you're into?
Speaker 13 (08:26):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (08:26):
I like that one.
Speaker 8 (08:28):
It's a good show.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
All right, thank you, thanks Michelle. Darrah, is it Dera, Dara?
Speaker 14 (08:33):
Yeah, you've got it.
Speaker 12 (08:35):
It's Darrah.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
All right, Darra. What's your sign?
Speaker 10 (08:38):
I'm a virgo like you, all right, Virgos.
Speaker 8 (08:42):
The show for you guys is Sherlock. Virgos. You, you
guys have.
Speaker 11 (08:46):
That analytical minds and attention to detail, and you would
love the cleverness and the intricacies of Sherlock. Solving crimes
is right up your alley.
Speaker 14 (08:55):
That sure is right.
Speaker 12 (08:57):
Lookout.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
Have you watched Sherlock?
Speaker 7 (08:59):
I have, and I think that is perfect.
Speaker 12 (09:02):
What do you think?
Speaker 5 (09:04):
Well, there's the Shirlock with what's your Face? From Millie
Bobby Brown, which she plays Shirlock's sister, and then there's
Shirlock with what's his face? Bember Botch, Yeah, Ben Cumberbotch.
I couldn't get into it, but I thought it.
Speaker 12 (09:17):
Was pretty good. But I think it's you know, I
think it's on point for us because we will figure
things out.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
That is true. That is true. Well, thank you for listening,
all right, thank you, Joe. What's your Sidne Gemini?
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Gemini?
Speaker 11 (09:30):
One of my favorite shows out here? Stranger Things is
the show for you guys. With your curious and adaptable nature, Geminis,
you guys would be hooked on the mysterious and the
changing world of Stranger Things and the upside down.
Speaker 8 (09:42):
Plus you're going to enjoy the mix of the Johnnys
and stuff like that.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
All right, Joe, good luck, Janelle? What's your sign? Janelle?
Speaker 12 (09:52):
Did you say yes?
Speaker 15 (09:53):
Good morning?
Speaker 16 (09:54):
Sorry it cut out your connections?
Speaker 5 (09:56):
Ben, Yeah, tell me about it. We're working for a while.
Speaker 14 (10:01):
I'm like, oh, I am a Scorpio.
Speaker 8 (10:03):
Okay, Scorpio.
Speaker 11 (10:04):
The iconic show for you guys is Breaking Bad, intense
and mysterious Scorpios. You guys are gonna be captivated by
that dark, complex word of world of Breaking Bad, where
power and transformation plays central roles.
Speaker 8 (10:16):
Also really good show, iconic.
Speaker 15 (10:20):
Definitely see that, all right, you know, totally agree?
Speaker 11 (10:23):
What about for Libra's Libra's Kyle the show Friends, that's
the iconic TV show for you social and charming libras
will adore the camaraderie and the lighthearted humor of friends.
You guys, thrive on relationships and balance, much like this
show's dynamics.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (10:39):
I love that. It's a fun one.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
That's a good one. Yeah, finally that's one where I'm like, Okay,
we actually Sherlock was good too, for because you trying
to figure things out. But I just like shows.
Speaker 8 (10:48):
I know what a yeah rich for Pisces the Witcher,
that's the show for you, guys.
Speaker 11 (10:54):
Dreamy and mystical Piscings will be enchanted by that fantasy
world of the witcherd filled with magic and monsters and
complex characters.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
I thank you, guys. I like it. I like that's
what I like. Game of Thrones, I like all that
stuffock at that. Did you watch any Game of Thrones?
I haven't seen any one yet. I watched last night.
Good so boring?
Speaker 9 (11:10):
Really like that can't be boring, especially since there's only
like eight episodes.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
Yeah, what about for you?
Speaker 11 (11:16):
For Leo, Leo, I think this one is so fitting
for us, and it's the og gossip girl. Leo's with
our flair for drama and love for being the center
of attention. We will find Gossip Girls, world of high
fashion and high stakes irresistible.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
What about cancer, It's a really.
Speaker 11 (11:30):
Good one and it's This is Us that show you
remember emotional, family oriented cancers will relate deeply to the
tear jerking, heartwarming stories of This Is Us.
Speaker 8 (11:39):
I cried like a baby every episode.
Speaker 5 (11:41):
Yeah, is there a sign that it's Dallas Cowboy Chearder show?
Speaker 8 (11:44):
No?
Speaker 5 (11:46):
All right, if we didn't get to your sign there,
I'll post on our website. John jayn Rich dot com
eight seven seven nine three seven one four seven A
two nights stay at the Bahia is on the line.
But you have to answer a question about something that
happened during the horoscopes. We're gonna ask a question. Janine,
are you there. You're the first person we're gonna ask
a question too, got it? Yes, good morning, Okay, here
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we go. The question is what sign was the TV
show friends?
Speaker 13 (12:15):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (12:16):
That was Kyle Libra.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Yeah, you.
Speaker 16 (12:22):
Guys are awesome.
Speaker 8 (12:23):
Yeah you're listening ears on.
Speaker 17 (12:26):
Yes, I did well.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
Congratulations Janina, You're going to the Badia Hotel to.
Speaker 13 (12:30):
Night's say thank you guys.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
You got it. Hold on the line. We'll set you up. Kelsey,
good morning, thanks for holdings.
Speaker 18 (12:38):
So I did a boudoir shoot for my boyfriend, and uh,
I broke up with him a.
Speaker 17 (12:43):
Few weeks ago because he's a he's just a complete
dog and he.
Speaker 19 (12:47):
Can't keep his hands to himself.
Speaker 18 (12:49):
But my question is, can.
Speaker 17 (12:51):
I ask him for my boudoir pictures back?
Speaker 18 (12:55):
I guess he has a new girl already, and I
find it weird that he would even want them.
Speaker 8 (13:01):
Uh, yeah, you went.
Speaker 7 (13:02):
Were they digital pictures or did you actually print out
a book?
Speaker 12 (13:07):
They're digital?
Speaker 5 (13:08):
No? Here, here, here's some screenshots. Like if it was
a book, I feel like.
Speaker 7 (13:19):
You could reach out and be like, hey, out of
respect for your new relationship and whatever relationship I get into. Like,
I feel weird even asking this, but would you mind
deleting those?
Speaker 5 (13:28):
Right?
Speaker 8 (13:28):
That's a good point.
Speaker 11 (13:29):
And honestly, if he does have a new girl already,
I bet she if she finds those, it would not
be good for anyone involved.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
Book, Kelsey, Are they just like boudoir sexy or their
nudes too?
Speaker 17 (13:41):
No, they're just sexy.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
Oh, it's like you you have no problem if you
were to post it on Instagram or something. It's like
one of those I would have.
Speaker 20 (13:49):
Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 10 (13:49):
I wouldn't.
Speaker 14 (13:49):
I would prefer that they don't get out there.
Speaker 5 (13:52):
I remember Kyle did a boudoir photo shoot for her husband.
I did, and we were She posted him on our
website and I remember I turned him into a book
for myself. So funny.
Speaker 11 (14:04):
I have zero self confidence to be able to do
a boudoir shoots.
Speaker 5 (14:08):
Man, I really really.
Speaker 7 (14:12):
Good about myself because honestly, like I had just had
the stomach fluse, my stomach's really flat.
Speaker 8 (14:17):
Trying funny.
Speaker 5 (14:25):
Her husband, Like, I thought you were never going to
do that. I was been thrown up for three days
taking pictures.
Speaker 11 (14:29):
Maybe that's when we should have done her six weeks
show pick all.
Speaker 7 (14:32):
When we came back to me, I don't trigger anyone
with that, but like it was like, I'm just like pain,
Like I was never really like, I'm very insecure about
my stomach area. So at that point I was like, Okay,
I could do this, and it was you know, it
was a gift from my future husband who is my
husband now, and he loved it.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
It was a gift for all of us. The pictures,
the pictures that she took, we grant and Nick recently
were trying to find them.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
We can't find it.
Speaker 7 (14:59):
Good job had them wiped from.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
Boll Just have to bring my book in. That's funny
what I.
Speaker 8 (15:07):
Was just saying.
Speaker 11 (15:07):
There's like this trend on TikTok right now where like
people are getting married and basically at the weddings, so
like at the bachelorette party or whatever, all the girls
take pictures of like the future bride, and then they
print out the polaroids and then throughout the wedding they
give it to the groom and he's like getting sneak
peaks of like like sexy picture wipe throughout the wedding.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
I thought it was really cute.
Speaker 11 (15:26):
Too, but those are physical, not digital, So that does
not help Kelsey's problem.
Speaker 7 (15:31):
I think you could. I feel like you'd have I
don't know why he would say no, I won't delete
them because you know what I mean, It's like he's
moved on already.
Speaker 8 (15:39):
He'd be creepy if he didn't.
Speaker 7 (15:40):
I mean, if you really wanted him to, I think
all you'd have to do is reach out to his
new girlfriend.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
True, Yeah, can you delete? Yeah, you'd be like I
took these photos for you for him can you delete?
I wonder what she would do. She probably wants to
see him, probably and then maybe she's like, well, Kelsea,
do you look good these pictures?
Speaker 17 (15:56):
I sure do.
Speaker 5 (16:01):
Ask him, see what happens? Let us know. Yeah, that's true.
Thank you. Good morning, Yara, Good morning. What's going on?
Speaker 12 (16:11):
Okay? So I have a dirty little secret I have
not told anyone. So I met this guy on tender
last week. I brought him back to my apartment. You know,
we didn't go on a date or anything. He just
came straight from my apartment. But he made like this
weird comment, and he was like, this apartment looks really familiar.
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It's like the complex looks familiar. So I just kind
of brushed it off, and we ended up hooking up.
You know, we did our thing. The next day. I
was talking to my roommate about him, and you know
how he made that comment, and I was asking her
if we were loud or anything, if she could hear us.
But I ended up showing her a picture of him,
(16:53):
and she was like, oh my god, that's the guy
that ghosted me after one date last year. And so,
you know, I didn't know that was him. I didn't
know that was the same guy because she always referred
to him as Red Robin. Now, I just I you know,
I don't want anything to do with him, but he
keeps blowing my phone up.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
So what's the dirty little secret? The part that you
suck with your roommate's ghost or whatever you call it? Yeah,
I mean, I mean it happened. You were looking for
a booty call, right, I.
Speaker 12 (17:22):
Mean, but I would it would have never happened if
I known about it, you know what I mean? Like,
I just I just feel like it's gonna it's gonna
create tension between me and her because he goes to
her after.
Speaker 5 (17:33):
One night, but you were instantly showing her. You're like,
check this out. This is the guy that I met
literally on Tinder for sex. You met the guy for sex, right, Yeah,
I mean it's not like you're gonna run Are you
gonna run every guy by her? Now? Like you know
what I mean, I'm gonna meet this guy and I
We're gonna he's coming over, We're gonna have sex. Is
that cool with you too? Do you know him?
Speaker 3 (17:51):
I mean you can't, you know what I mean I mean?
Speaker 8 (17:53):
But if like you know that, like this dude, screwed
over your roommate like a year ago and his code name,
you know, even calling him his code name, and then
you hook up with him. You feel kind of like, oh, oops,
I didn't.
Speaker 7 (18:02):
Mean get But if your roommate hadn't told you about that,
would you want to hook up with him again? Like
obviously he enjoyed it because he wants to hang out again.
Speaker 12 (18:10):
Clearly, I mean we did have great chemistry. I mean
I don't I wouldn't tell her that, you know, because
he ghosted her, and like he's still hitting me up
and it was just sex. At least they went on
a date. We didn't even we were just you know,
so I don't know.
Speaker 5 (18:25):
Did she sleep with him too?
Speaker 12 (18:27):
Yeah, and he ghosted her.
Speaker 5 (18:29):
Wow? Can I imagine that being a guy and you
slept with everybody in the apartment?
Speaker 8 (18:32):
Oh my gosh, Oh my god, that'd be so cool.
Speaker 9 (18:34):
He gets around so much. He's like this apartment looks familiar. Yeah,
it wasn't like I hooked up with your roommate. That's
how often he's hitting it.
Speaker 7 (18:43):
How awkward of Like, there's plenty of efficiency. You just
avoid this one, even if it was good chemistry. The
other someone else you'll have chemistry.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
Just block him. But you also can't live your life
like every time I meet a guy on tender, I
got to run up by my roommate to make sure
she's Yeah. But like if you're talking about I mean,
we've talked about guy would give nicknames the guys you know,
the Coyle's friends have been with or whatever. It's not
like every time you get on a nap you're gonna go,
oh my god, is this is this shirt? Guy? You
know what I mean? Like, you can't live your life
like that. You can listen, continue to sleep with randoms.
Speaker 7 (19:15):
That's the moral of the story here that.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
You're given the world a gift.
Speaker 12 (19:20):
Keep it up clearly, all right, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
Should try for stacks and hacks and you guys, I
have so many stacks, like I have so much information.
Here are the ten things you should never put in
your dishwasher, any guys guess those nice? That's say, do
not put.
Speaker 8 (19:39):
Asher the plastic like plastic water bottles because I feel
like they melt.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
Plastic containers, pressure cooker lids, cheese graters, gold plated silverware,
copper mugs, pots and pants, nonstick cookware, crystal glass wear
insulated mugs, cast iron pans, and wooden utensils.
Speaker 9 (19:52):
Oh yeah, like the stanleys. You're not supposed to put
in there, right, you're supposed to? Yeah, I do too.
Speaker 11 (19:57):
Like you said, pressure cooker, I was like, yeah, I've
definitely put the lit about.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
Here are eight morning habits that can make you miserable.
How many of us immediately reach for our phone when
we wake up?
Speaker 9 (20:08):
I do?
Speaker 5 (20:08):
Yeah, I said, don't do that. Give us a chance
to wake up, Maybe start a pot of coffee. Your
phone is full of stressful stuff. Not a great way
to start your day. Dwelling on yesterday's problem, starting your
day with complaints, not taking time to be grateful, rushing
through your morning without fuel, engaging in negative self talk,
avoiding all physical activity, and not having a goal in mind.
(20:30):
Those are things that will make your day miserable. A
restaurant worker snitched on a newber each driver who was
not in a rush. They included a note in the
bag that said, Hi, your driver eight lunch when your
order was ready, I've remade it fresh. Give him one star.
Speaker 7 (20:47):
Oh my gosh, wow, right, unbelievable.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
Health dot compost at a list of the five highly
processed foods that aren't really bad for you. Whole grain bread, grass,
bed meats, hummus with lots of added ingredients, canned beans,
and certain types of yogurt. Those are not bad for you.
Do you guys remember who stayed Bolt?
Speaker 7 (21:07):
Yeah, run fast, the fastest man in the world.
Speaker 5 (21:09):
Apparently he ate about one hundred McDonald's chicken McNuggets each
day at the two thousand and eight Beijing Olympics. That's right,
every day, Yeah, every day.
Speaker 8 (21:18):
Think about Donalds in Europe is so good though?
Speaker 5 (21:22):
Is it different?
Speaker 11 (21:23):
I just feel like it's like more like clean ingredients.
Like when we went to McDonald's in Belgium, the ketchup
wasn't as like vibrant of a red and I was like,
what is this?
Speaker 8 (21:32):
I was like, this isn't normal.
Speaker 7 (21:33):
Well, that would make sense because a lot of the
stuff that should be banned in America is actually banned
in other countries and they have to use the quality
ingredients over there.
Speaker 8 (21:40):
It feels that way, and it tastes different too, I
think so.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
The beginning of Europe, a poll was asked, if it
were ever possible, would you drive across a massive bridge
from the United States to Europe. No, you would not
the ocean. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I wouldn't. I'd be afraid something.
Speaker 13 (21:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (21:58):
I mean if it's been like a standing bridge for
years and years, sure, why not?
Speaker 5 (22:02):
Because what is something to happen? And I'm with you,
John j Something could happen and probably will anywhere.
Speaker 8 (22:06):
And then you look down and you see a great
white shark pass. Would that be like Nope, Nope, guys,
there's Wales.
Speaker 5 (22:13):
I don't think they would be. I would not believe
it because I think the ocean is too deep to
put a big concrete pole over the bridge. You don't
see it. They do a floater, sir. They announced the
one hundred Greatest TV Performances of the twenty first century
live TV.
Speaker 8 (22:29):
Uh No, like TV shows, ok I was like Beyonce's
halftime show.
Speaker 7 (22:33):
Right, yeah, that was a good one.
Speaker 5 (22:36):
Okay TV performance I would say, Will Ferrell snl No,
give you a couple of Peter Dinklic in Game of Thrones,
I knew somebody, Kate Winslet in Mayor of East Town, Oh,
Brian Kranston, Kerrie Russell in The Americans, Dr Michael Chickliss
in The Shield, Steve Carrell in the Office Sandra oh
(22:57):
in Gray's Anatomy, I'm Cranston and Breaking Bads number five,
Lisa Kudro and the Comeback is number four, Elizabeth Moss
in Mad mad is number three. Jeremy Strong in Succession
is number two. Really good, the number one greatest TV
performance in the twenty first century. I've not seen one episode.
In fact, the only person I think they've seen an
episode is Rich Any ideas Vin Kevin Cussner Yellowstone, Nope,
(23:21):
we've watched else. Don't we talk about that?
Speaker 13 (23:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (23:23):
Do you watch mad Men? You watch what other shows
you watch that we don't watch?
Speaker 5 (23:27):
Veep?
Speaker 13 (23:27):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (23:28):
Yeah, weep? Julia Louis Drive pretty awesome, Vie. That's a
funny show. What Do You Have for Life?
Speaker 9 (23:32):
Has Rich the heck to bring in your sharpie back
to life. Now I wouldn't have talked about this, but
I keep on getting notes about this particular hack because
people say it's incredible, and there is nothing more frustrating
than a dried out sharpie. So here's a little science.
All you need to do is a little chemistry trick.
So alcohol based markers dry out when they're alcohol evaporates,
(23:53):
So just put it in rubbing alcohol for about five minutes,
then cap it. Leave it on for an hour in
your sharpie will return to total workability once again.
Speaker 5 (24:05):
Tried it. It works that life hacket.
Speaker 9 (24:07):
Many more could be found a John Jayandrich dot com.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
There was a list on Reddit. It was a good topic.
It's it. Be honest, I can't rery by ready.
Speaker 7 (24:20):
Be honest. What is your most shallow dating requirement?
Speaker 5 (24:23):
Eight seven seven nine seven four seven Kelly, be honest?
What is your most shallow daty recall choir line?
Speaker 9 (24:32):
OBCD?
Speaker 5 (24:34):
It's one of them.
Speaker 21 (24:34):
It's pretty up there.
Speaker 9 (24:35):
Wait, like you, you want them to be obe so
you don't want them to be obese?
Speaker 5 (24:39):
No?
Speaker 20 (24:40):
Sorry, no, no, no, that's my shallow What was the posting
in your shallow dating requirement?
Speaker 8 (24:46):
No, it's what was your most shallow dating requirement? Like you,
it's so shallow you wouldn't date.
Speaker 21 (24:52):
Them, Oh gosh, wouldn't date OBCD.
Speaker 20 (24:55):
No, that is not a requirement. I do not need
them to be obese to get with them.
Speaker 22 (24:59):
That's opposite.
Speaker 20 (24:59):
Inst and mis read that.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
So you want him not to be obese. Don't get
me wrong. This is complicated for us too.
Speaker 7 (25:06):
It really isn't right.
Speaker 8 (25:10):
That's what she said at first was obesity. That was
her shallow requirement require.
Speaker 16 (25:15):
Yeah, I totally is that what the post on Facebook too?
Speaker 8 (25:17):
Yes, that's what it was.
Speaker 7 (25:19):
I don't know what other words you would require, like
you would require your your specific suitor to have a
good body.
Speaker 20 (25:28):
No, no, no, not necessarily. I don't mind a little belly.
I'm saying, I can't do the belly over the bell.
I can't do the love handles on the side. I
can't do the double chin.
Speaker 8 (25:38):
Okay, yeah, you had a rite first, Kelly.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
I'm so sorry it's confusing, but this was Richard's idea.
Speaker 9 (25:46):
I think it makes complete set, all right, it's that current,
all right, Kelly, So morbidly obese, morbidly obese, not just chubby.
Speaker 5 (25:55):
Okay, thank you, Kelly, thank you. Yes, Okay, Karina, what
is the most shallow reason to not date somebody?
Speaker 16 (26:06):
I would have to say, ashy skin and poor hygiene.
Speaker 9 (26:11):
I don't even know if those are shallow. I think
those are. That's a good standard to have.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Yeah, I get that.
Speaker 8 (26:16):
Get some lotion on there, because like if you walk
up next to somebody with like an ashy elbow and
they kind of scratch, I've had.
Speaker 5 (26:24):
A complex about my elbows for years, and I put
a lotion on them all the time, and it's still
or if I put Aqua four on my elbows sometimes
I'll be sitting here in my elbows. All right, Kreta,
thank you so much.
Speaker 16 (26:37):
Sure, no problem.
Speaker 5 (26:38):
Have a good day, guys. Jennifer, good morning, good morning.
What is a shallow reason to not date someone?
Speaker 1 (26:48):
That's changed it?
Speaker 7 (26:49):
But if it's still, tell your shallow dating requirement. So
they have to have X Y Z for you to date.
Speaker 5 (26:54):
Oh, they have to have this. Okay, So the last
two calls didn't make sense, you.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Know they did.
Speaker 5 (26:59):
You're set up. They work for a minute, they were
from my setup. So the call before, Jennifer said, ashy elbow,
So does she want what I thought?
Speaker 7 (27:09):
The requirement is what you want? I have to date
a rich guy. I have to date a super tall
guy or something.
Speaker 5 (27:15):
Right, So the people on the phone are answering the
way I'm saying it. No one's calling in for the
way that you guys are saying.
Speaker 8 (27:23):
Let's go.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
I like you, let's go.
Speaker 5 (27:25):
Let's go by with whatever. Jennifer says, Jennifer, what is what, Jennifer,
you give us what you're calling for and we're going
to build a segment around you. So what are you
calling for?
Speaker 14 (27:35):
All right?
Speaker 16 (27:36):
So if it were me, and it's because it's for
my own reasons, I need someone taller than me. He
has to be taller than me. And it's not even
his fault, right, it's it's because if you're looking at
me and you're down low, when you're looking up, you're
looking directly up at my double ship.
Speaker 5 (28:01):
Okay.
Speaker 14 (28:01):
That girl, okay, took her phone and she's like, why
do girls over forty always take their picture like this?
And it was like this viral video and the woman
took her.
Speaker 16 (28:13):
Phone down below and then moved it up and her
face completely transformed. I am big enough to where I
look like a totally different person if you are looking
down at.
Speaker 14 (28:25):
Me versus up at me.
Speaker 5 (28:27):
Okay, that makes sense. So she follows the thing that
her shallow requirement is a tall guy's like for me,
if I was dating, I would require a woman to
have nice feet. Yes, right, it's like that, right, Okay,
thank you, Jennifer, You're welcome. Eight seven seven nine three
seven one four seven. Now that we got it, what
are the must haves? These must this person I'm being
(28:47):
must have this.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
Shallow must shallow must have eight.
Speaker 5 (28:50):
Seven seven nine three seven one four seven eight one
around here have a shallow must have?
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (28:55):
I think my shallow must have is you must have
a good relationship with your mom. You don't have a
good relationship with mom. How do I know that you
are gonna treat me?
Speaker 13 (29:03):
Right?
Speaker 7 (29:03):
I think that's just smart.
Speaker 5 (29:06):
Yeah. Shallow is like they must have blue eyes or.
Speaker 8 (29:08):
I'm out right, Okay, I don't know if I have. Oh,
you must not have a hairy chest. There you go none, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 5 (29:17):
Okay, okay, but you can shave your chest. Yeah, okay,
but shaved before the date. Kyle, you have one?
Speaker 7 (29:23):
I think muscles you must You gotta have muscles.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
You gotta have.
Speaker 5 (29:28):
Musk, gotta have muscles. Okay, that's good. It's time for
war of the roses. Now, this is where you think
somebody's cheating on you. So you come to us. We're
gonna help you figure it out. Now, Kyle goes deep
undercover to do all the hard work, and her husband,
Fish is still here, and Fish for a living. You're
like a powerful voice, man, right, sure? Powerful? Yeah, So
(29:49):
since you're here, we thought we'd have some fun to
kind of use fish for some of the stuff. Kyle,
how do you think we should incorporate your husband?
Speaker 7 (29:55):
I feel like today fish can be like who the
role that I usually al? You know, where I'm like
where we actually get the bus? Like will they or
won't they send the flowers?
Speaker 5 (30:04):
Okay, it's gonna sound like a flower AI. Yeah, he's
gonna sell like a concert announcement. Are you just waring flowers?
Flowers a coming to your town soon?
Speaker 9 (30:18):
If they ask you if you're AI, You're gonna have
to talk about real feelings. You're gonna have to get
very vulnerable for this person.
Speaker 5 (30:23):
I can't do that. Miley doesn't bring you flowers, I'll
bring you flowers, fish flowers. Flowers.
Speaker 7 (30:30):
We should call it fish flowers just for the.
Speaker 5 (30:32):
Day, fish flowers. Okay, Stephen is Stephen? Good morning?
Speaker 13 (30:37):
You there?
Speaker 19 (30:38):
Yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 5 (30:40):
Sorry, we're having fun with this very delicate situation in
your life. Apologies, Stephen, none taken. My new thing is
saying none taken whenever you say Stephen for anybody, whenever
they say something like that, Hey man, I'm good, So
we're gonna go to them all.
Speaker 23 (30:53):
Whatever.
Speaker 5 (30:54):
A man none taken anyway. What's your situation, Stephen.
Speaker 19 (31:00):
Yeah, so I was at home this weekend by myself
and my fiancee. It was out of town for her
best friend's thirtieth birthday trip. I was just like looking
through her eyepad, you know, doing whatever on it, and
this email had come across the notifications and it was
like from one of those like photo fault apps where
you know, you can put photos in and put set
(31:21):
up a password or whatever to keep them walked, and
it was saying that someone was like trying to access
it or it gave me a code or whatever. Then
like immediately after that, I got a second email saying
that someone accessed to your account. And now I'm just
trying to figure out why my fiancee would need an
app like that.
Speaker 7 (31:41):
So what's going through your head, if I'm understanding correctly,
is like there were some shady pictures taken on this
trip that she didn't want anyone to see, which is
why she may have downloaded this app.
Speaker 19 (31:51):
Yeah, that's that's pretty much kind of what I'm thinking,
Like maybe she Thatt's some guy while she was in Houston,
and then when I got when she got back home, Sunday.
I went through her phone to try to find the app,
kind of scrolled through it quickly, and I mean, there's
there's nothing there, Like I think her stinky ass deleted it.
And I tried to go back on the iPad and
(32:13):
look for the emails and they were all completely deleted
and there's like no evidence of anything. Now, Like I
don't really want to think the worst, but yeah.
Speaker 5 (32:22):
You know, Okay, to me, it sounds like she's engaged
and she's trying to get rid of old photos. Maybe
she didn't have the password to log onto this thing
and then she logged onto it and she deleted all
the photos from a past relationship. I'm assuming that's what
it sounds like to me. Like to me, I still
think maybe you're in the clear.
Speaker 13 (32:41):
I'd love that.
Speaker 19 (32:41):
I mean that that would be best case scenario right there, because.
Speaker 5 (32:44):
Let's say she's with her girlfriends on this girl's trip
and she's like, oh, I remember that guy that to
send you all those pictures of his junk, And she's like,
oh my god, rich Bara, yeah, I got all these pictures,
saved them this file, Oh my god, to bring abou
this look. Let's I thought, oh my god, it's so cute.
And then she tries a lot gone and she can't
she remember the password. So she's trying to find these
naked photos of rich and all four. So yeah, so
(33:07):
she goes and she pugs in the password doesn't work.
She push I got to reset the password, and she
resets it. Oh my god, these are unbelievable. They're hilarious.
Everyone of the party laughs, and then she has to
delete them all. That's what it seems like to me.
Speaker 7 (33:19):
She's like me, Yeah, is there any other weird behavior
she's doing?
Speaker 8 (33:22):
Stephen, Like, did you ask her about it?
Speaker 13 (33:25):
Or?
Speaker 7 (33:25):
Is she being shady with her phone?
Speaker 5 (33:26):
Is she walking backwards in every room?
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (33:28):
That would be weird.
Speaker 13 (33:29):
Yeah, that would be weird.
Speaker 19 (33:31):
No, I haven't confronted her about it since the trip.
I feel like maybe she's hold held onto her phone
a little bit tighter and you know, stuff like that.
But I just don't know if I'm being paranoid and
over you know, observing at this point, or she really
is just kind of being a little shady with everything.
Speaker 5 (33:50):
Okay, what's her name, We'll give her a calm find out.
Amanda Kyle's husband is here, so we're gonna flip the
script and fissure down to do it.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Yes, I'm down to none taken.
Speaker 5 (34:03):
All right, So we got War of the Roses. It
continues next with John, Jay and Rich in the middle.
War of the Roses. You've got Steven who's engaged to Amanda.
So she goes on this girl's trip right over the weekend.
You're alone, home alone, and you get notification that someone's
trying to get into some They need a password refresher
whatever the hell it is, right, long story short, you
think she's got these secured photos somewhere, and now you
(34:25):
went through her phone and you couldn't find them. So
she deleted.
Speaker 19 (34:28):
Everything's just gone. I guess she deleted everything.
Speaker 5 (34:32):
Okay, So for a random thing. Two days in a row,
we've been able to be blessed with Kyle's husband in
the studio, and we thought would be fine to have
Kyle's husband Fish be the person to find out if
your fiance is cheating. Is that cool with you, Steven?
Speaker 19 (34:47):
Yeah, I'm I'm ready.
Speaker 5 (34:49):
Okay, Kyle did you coach him? Did you coach this
husband of yours?
Speaker 8 (34:53):
I said, do you need any information?
Speaker 7 (34:55):
And he was like I got this?
Speaker 5 (34:56):
Oh yeah, he's good.
Speaker 22 (35:01):
He's been doing radio a lot longer than a compliment
saying you know what you're doing.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
You don't need to help.
Speaker 5 (35:14):
Years and years more.
Speaker 7 (35:15):
Than you were playing radio when you were like five.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Had radio back down, trying to backtrack.
Speaker 5 (35:27):
Okay, help Stephen.
Speaker 7 (35:30):
Are we gonna help Stephen?
Speaker 5 (35:31):
Getting ready? Here we go.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Amanda's Hello, gues Is this Amanda?
Speaker 23 (35:46):
Hi?
Speaker 12 (35:47):
Is Amanda?
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Hi, Amanda? Good morning.
Speaker 4 (35:49):
First off, I'm calling from Fisher's Flowers and I'm a
little nervous right now for multiple reasons, and I've got
a problem and I need your help. Unfortunately, I'm in
charge of sending out flowers today and I've got this
big stack of cards and I just messed them all
up and I can't figure out which is which. So
(36:12):
this is where I need your help. So someone is
sending you flowers. That's great news, but the bad news
is I can't figure out who is sending them to you.
And it's a possibility of two, maybe three cards. And
I was hoping maybe you could let me know and
help me out on my first day and save my
(36:33):
butt because you could tell me possibly who would send
you some beautiful romantic flowers, possibly Amanda, please.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Help me out.
Speaker 10 (36:44):
Oh okay, yeah, is it Stephen or maybe Damien?
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Stephen was the first da.
Speaker 19 (36:55):
Why would you need a photo ball on your phone?
And what the hell is going on?
Speaker 10 (36:58):
Heay, no, no, let's all calm down for a second.
Let's talk about this out home.
Speaker 5 (37:02):
Please, Hey, Amanda, hold on, Amanda, let me tell You're
on the radio. You're on the John Jay Rich radio
program and your fiance thought maybe you're cheating, So I
think we caught you. So we'd like to know a
little bit more about Damien.
Speaker 10 (37:18):
Nothing. No, there's literally nothing happening. I don't know what
you're talking about with your like photoball. I don't know
what you're talking about.
Speaker 5 (37:26):
Whom is Damien?
Speaker 12 (37:28):
No one.
Speaker 19 (37:30):
I'm sure it's someone if they're sending you romantic flowers,
So keep lying. You're doing great for yourself.
Speaker 5 (37:37):
I'd like to hear fish from Fisher's flyers say who
is Damien? Who is Damien? You better answer? That was legit?
Speaker 10 (37:47):
Like, Okay, I met someone named Damien and we like talked,
but nothing happened.
Speaker 5 (37:53):
Did you have sex with Damien? No?
Speaker 10 (37:57):
Like, I literally just met him.
Speaker 11 (38:00):
Okay, So what was the photo vault for? Because you
said it was for your best friend. Is that the
truth because we can call her too.
Speaker 13 (38:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (38:07):
Yeah, it was literally just for pictures from the thing,
like I was taking you off my phone and like
putting in a vault so we could all like, is
a fault.
Speaker 5 (38:15):
Private private thing?
Speaker 8 (38:16):
Yeah? I think like a photo it's like exactly, it's
like an app that you have.
Speaker 5 (38:20):
To have a password, so a gallery if she's telling me, like, if.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
That's for real each other?
Speaker 11 (38:26):
Yes, And you have a private photo vault like photo
album on your own phone, so that's why. Yeah, on
the iPhone you can lock certain photos and stuff, so
that's what I think.
Speaker 8 (38:34):
Yes, I'll show you. But it's like the fact that
you would have to.
Speaker 11 (38:37):
Go and download an app for something that you have
on your phone is like super sass.
Speaker 5 (38:41):
Yeah, super suck.
Speaker 9 (38:44):
Hit weird too, because it's like there's not enough of
you didn't meet somebody, just think he's sending you flowers.
Speaker 5 (38:49):
Something had to happen, like we talked.
Speaker 10 (38:54):
But like nothing happened, Like I'm engaged, like I wouldn't.
Speaker 5 (38:58):
Do anything, Stephen, What do you think here about your fiance?
Speaker 19 (39:03):
I mean, I've got nothing more to say. I think
she's lying through her teeth right now. And I don't
know who the Samian guy is, but you don't just
send someone flower. So something happened, and I'm not about it.
Speaker 11 (39:15):
I mean, hearing another man's name in your wife's or
your fiance's mouth is just not a good feeling.
Speaker 5 (39:21):
Fast. Yeah, we're like, that's who's probably from. I gotta
figure this thing out because I have all these pictures
of rich manscaping that I want to save, and I
don't want anyone to stumble him on rich Man Escaping.
I was gonna do that, but you take it no better.
Rich Men Escaping live video. I'm gonna do it. You
(39:41):
live rich Man Scaping. Nobody wants to. I have tons
of them.
Speaker 13 (39:48):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (39:49):
I set my alarm to remind me of somebody to
do this morning. If you guys don't mind, I gotta
go wow wow.
Speaker 7 (39:53):
Okay, Well, I mean sorry, Amanda, but.
Speaker 5 (39:57):
Little shady Yeah, I think.
Speaker 8 (39:58):
You're caught up a little bit.
Speaker 5 (40:00):
All right, you guys go talk it out. Thanks for
being on the show. Nice job. Fisher Fisher's flowers. Yes busted, Yeah,
oh yeah, we need one of those. We need it.
You've been busted busted, that's for you, Amanda. Okay, good talk.
That's where the Roses one four seven kiss fam John
(40:21):
J and Rich Hey Max?
Speaker 20 (40:23):
Hey, guys, what's up?
Speaker 5 (40:24):
What's up with you? Max?
Speaker 20 (40:26):
So I've been keeping this from my roommate for about
a year. I can't tell him. It's it's silly, but
I just feel like I need to tell somebody. I
just can't tell him because he just started noticing. So
do any of you have the McDonald's app?
Speaker 12 (40:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (40:42):
I love the mcdonald'snap.
Speaker 5 (40:46):
Okay, Well he does too, and he goes there like
a lot.
Speaker 20 (40:50):
Like I swear, they're on a first name basis with
each other over there.
Speaker 5 (40:53):
He goes so much.
Speaker 20 (40:55):
But I don't go to McDonald's that often, or so
he thought. So what happened is about a year ago
he let me log into his phone so he could
use the points because I didn't want to go through
the hassle of making my own account. I don't go
there that often. Yeah, just let me use my points.
Speaker 13 (41:11):
It's fine.
Speaker 20 (41:12):
It's a win win situation. And so that was about
a year ago. He let me log in to his
account on my phone, and I just I've been using
it ever since, but I never logged out. So the
thing is that I've been using his points that he's
been accumulating for my free food.
Speaker 7 (41:31):
Oh my gosh, doesn't he noticing, like I'm going to
make dolls all the time my points are gone.
Speaker 20 (41:37):
It wasn't set first because, like I said, I don't
go that often, but it's like a little points here
and there wouldn't be missed. But I've been starting to
go more often as well. And he had brought it up.
He brought it up one day like, hey, some of
my points are missing.
Speaker 5 (41:51):
I think it may have been hacked.
Speaker 20 (41:52):
You know what's going on? And I don't have the
heart to tell him it was me.
Speaker 8 (41:56):
Oh he knows.
Speaker 5 (42:00):
About it again.
Speaker 11 (42:01):
Oh my gosh, I just put on my McDonald's app
though I have like twenty eight thousand points.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
So what does that get me some free food?
Speaker 5 (42:07):
Which, like, how do the points work? Is it one
hundred points for a burger?
Speaker 8 (42:10):
Let me tell you so?
Speaker 3 (42:11):
Rewards and deals?
Speaker 11 (42:12):
So if I want to go use my rewards, so
like just one McChicken is fifteen hundred points.
Speaker 7 (42:19):
Oh dang, got like a full full family dinner.
Speaker 3 (42:23):
Yeah, but you couldn't.
Speaker 11 (42:23):
Here's the annoying thing about the McDonald's app is that
you can only use like one reward for one item
and then so like I wouldn't be able to get
a big family meal and get a big Mac for
six thousand points.
Speaker 5 (42:36):
Oh so you couldn't buy You couldn't buy ten things.
Speaker 3 (42:38):
No, not with my points.
Speaker 5 (42:39):
Oh I see Starbucks is not like that. Yeah, you
can use all because I have Starbucks points. This is
the thing, a Max, Like, if I was your roommate,
I would have no idea. I pay no attention to
my points, but I know that I have them on
the Starbucks app. And sometimes I'll go get something and
they'll say to me, do you want to use your points?
Because they're about to I'll be what can I get?
And they'll go everything, and I'm like, wow, okay, great,
So like, but I don't pay attention. I don't pay attention.
(43:02):
So if he pays attention, you're screwed.
Speaker 3 (43:04):
If he doesn't pay attention, make your own account.
Speaker 14 (43:10):
Maybe I should make.
Speaker 20 (43:11):
My own account at this point.
Speaker 13 (43:12):
Honestly, I mean, you.
Speaker 9 (43:13):
Don't want to lose a roommate over it, right, because
I mean it sounds like your roomy is pretty intense
about their McDonald's. You know, so you want to keep
the peace.
Speaker 20 (43:22):
Yeah, he's pretty serious about it.
Speaker 5 (43:24):
Yeah, that would probably kill the relationship.
Speaker 20 (43:28):
Could you imagine having breaking up your relationship over McDonald's.
Speaker 3 (43:32):
But people get there.
Speaker 5 (43:33):
I look at it a little differently. You're breaking up
your relationship because you're stealing from him.
Speaker 13 (43:40):
You do you have a point there? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (43:43):
All right, man, thanks Max for calling in.
Speaker 20 (43:46):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (43:46):
It's John Jay and Rich Tristan sent us a text
and it was very very interesting observation. Good morning, Tristan,
Good morning. What was your text about? So?
Speaker 15 (43:55):
Rich was talking about a roommate who had guys over
and had put the shoes at the front of the door.
So we knew about it and could have, I guess,
avoid the situation. But then he said at the end
of the story that he ended up moving to Dallas,
And so now I was wondering, Wow, do we owe
it to this roommate of his that we got the
(44:16):
Chip story?
Speaker 5 (44:17):
We wouldn't have had the story. Oh yes, that's a
good point, because the Chip story takes place in Dallas.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
There wasn't story.
Speaker 5 (44:28):
If it wasn't for your roommates sleeping around, you wouldn't
have moved to Dallas. Moved because I got a job.
You weren't looking for the job, because so it's all
your good point. In fact, even no one knows a
chip story here.
Speaker 17 (44:40):
You know.
Speaker 5 (44:40):
I met Gladys Knight when I worked in Dallas.
Speaker 9 (44:43):
I worked for a station that did these concerts, and
she was doing like a little show for the radio station.
They were all hanging out in rehearsals and she walks
up to me. She say, I'm supposed to go up
and rehearse, but I ain't had one chip. Give me
a chip, give me a bag of chip so much?
All right, I'll go get your back of chicks. So
I go get her a bag of chips. Nothing said.
(45:03):
She does the concert. She thanks me during the show
for a bag of chip. She's like, because this man,
I got a bag of chips. That's why I'm sticking
to that.
Speaker 5 (45:09):
So she was very cool. I'll like her a lot.
She's a cool lady.
Speaker 8 (45:12):
Nice.
Speaker 9 (45:13):
So what Tristan is saying is my chip story. It's
somehow the center of a universe. Uh huh that no
matter what happens around it, it all leads back to that.
Speaker 5 (45:22):
Very nice Tristan, Thanks for bringing that up. Thank you
for listening, have a good day. See she's the text
text jj R whatever's on your mind? The nine six
eight ninety three. Okay, Sometimes War the Roses, we can't
get a hold of the people at the right time,
so we have to tape it sometimes, right. So Nick
brought that up for some reason this morning.
Speaker 3 (45:40):
Why Well, because not only that, but there's a lot
going on here all the time, right, and we're always
prepping for for the next thing, right, And as I'm
we had to, you know, pre tape war the Roses
to make sure we get you know, the potential cheater
on the line. And I noticed something as I'm going
(46:01):
through it and cutting it down a little bit rich.
It's on audio page one. I like to call it
WTF John.
Speaker 20 (46:08):
Jay Okay, I mean if there's no cost sure why?
Speaker 11 (46:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (46:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (46:13):
Why not?
Speaker 8 (46:13):
Right? Yeah, totally okay.
Speaker 7 (46:15):
Trace So, like I said, I got that card, ready,
give me the message and then we can talk like
name and address, and then I'll give you like an
estimated delivery time.
Speaker 12 (46:22):
Okay.
Speaker 13 (46:25):
The message would be like.
Speaker 15 (46:29):
I love you, babe and I can't wait to marry it.
Speaker 3 (46:33):
I love that you do.
Speaker 5 (46:35):
That's me.
Speaker 3 (46:35):
It's from your computer. You're watching something.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (46:43):
I know what I'm watching. I know exactly what I'm watching.
It's my stretching in the morning. This stretching. I've been
filming my morning stretches in the morning.
Speaker 3 (47:00):
So I'm sitting in my office. I'm like, yeah, I'm
so glad that was the explanation. I'm sitting in my
office and I'm editing this and I literally had to
call Noah in and be like, what is going on here?
(47:20):
I can't I can't edit around this. It's so jarring,
especially at the very end when it's like stretching, go back,
like you got to figure out what this is. He's like,
I don't know. It's from his computer, and I was like,
say less, I don't need anymore.
Speaker 5 (47:43):
But he's probably my only fans. But that's actually me breathing,
trying to stretch. That's not it. That's nothing. I'm watching
you stretching. Well, thank you, Nick. Yeah, by full circle?
Who was because of your chip story? We wouldn't have
got to that. Oh my god. Hello, good morning, Jodja
(48:08):
and Rich can help you.
Speaker 18 (48:10):
Yes, I was calling to answer the question about souvenirs
from surgery.
Speaker 5 (48:14):
Yes, what do you have?
Speaker 18 (48:16):
Well, it's not even my best friend and her husband.
He had his vasectomy and he kept his vast step in.
Speaker 9 (48:22):
He kept his what vast it's French. I didn't know
they took him out. I thought they just like, you know,
closed him off.
Speaker 18 (48:38):
Now and take a little piece out.
Speaker 5 (48:40):
Oh wow, so he keeps it where well, they put it.
Speaker 18 (48:44):
In a little jar and then he put it in
a freezer and he's going to bury it under their tree.
And she's gonna put her part of her placenta and
they're gonna call it there fortilla tree.
Speaker 5 (48:57):
Careful makes cut.
Speaker 8 (49:00):
The virtrilgy's weird.
Speaker 5 (49:04):
Okay, that's adorable. Yeah, if they want to have a
baby again, can you put it back in?
Speaker 14 (49:12):
I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (49:13):
I think that's it.
Speaker 9 (49:14):
And Rich you knew what you're talking about. It's vast different.
It's like it sounds like vast difference. But you said different,
So I think how you say it, I think I
can't believe you like that. I think that's what it's.
Speaker 7 (49:25):
How you say it's like, definitely it's your body part, right.
Speaker 5 (49:31):
Yeah, well it is, but it sounds French. I don't
think it's different. I think this is another well totally.
Speaker 13 (49:39):
You know what.
Speaker 5 (49:39):
No, but it's connected to the BP and that is
definitely French PP. I don't think people I think they do.
Speaker 8 (49:49):
I think this is your riches riches like a.
Speaker 5 (49:52):
Weird can you can you spot the vast difference?
Speaker 13 (49:59):
You what?
Speaker 5 (50:00):
I'm going to call my friend who's a doctor, who
is a vasectomy doctor, and I'm going to ask him
what it's called. Okay, hold on, what's your name, by
the way, man, my name is Jordan's okay, Jordan, hold on,
let's let's let's so then I just hit this number
nine one. Is she going to say vass difference? No,
(50:20):
vass difference or vast difference difference?
Speaker 8 (50:24):
I think it's vast different.
Speaker 5 (50:26):
Repeat what she said. I think she said it right, right,
But so you've heard it before, Yeah, I've never heard
it before.
Speaker 7 (50:31):
I thought you were saying you've never heard of fatilla.
Speaker 5 (50:33):
Try. I never heard of that either, But I never
was like he had made up she had his vast
difference removed, and I was like, what, Like, I've never
heard of that part of the male body before. So
I felt like I would know I should know that.
Speaker 20 (50:47):
You probably should.
Speaker 9 (50:48):
I should should also ask that doctor if they actually
remove part of it because I think they just cut
it off.
Speaker 5 (50:57):
Doctor Sheldon Marx, can I help you? Yes, this is
John J. Van S from the John Jay and Rich Show.
Speaker 13 (51:04):
John J. I know you.
Speaker 1 (51:05):
Hey.
Speaker 5 (51:07):
So we're on the air talking about some stuff and
we have Jordan on the line, and she was telling
us how her sister's husband got a esectomy and was
able to kip, was able to keep the vast difference.
Does that make sense to you?
Speaker 13 (51:21):
Well, you don't keep you mean actually keep pieces of it.
Speaker 5 (51:23):
She kept it in the jar. But I was curious
to how you say that word.
Speaker 23 (51:28):
Vas v as? What about the other part off your vass?
What about the second part? What's the second part or
the other one?
Speaker 13 (51:39):
Is good? As she was able to keep a piece
of vass, but is it?
Speaker 5 (51:46):
Is it vast difference or vast difference.
Speaker 8 (51:54):
Different?
Speaker 13 (51:54):
Okay, that French stuff does sound nice. It makes it
sound very eartsy, but you know it's vast different.
Speaker 9 (52:02):
But if somebody said we're gonna clip the vasty follens,
you know what they were saying, you would just be
they're just nasty.
Speaker 13 (52:08):
I would know what they're saying. I think they're from
France or they're full of it.
Speaker 5 (52:13):
Do you do you cut it and keep it or
don't you just kind of fuse stuff together?
Speaker 13 (52:17):
Well? Yeah, most people cut out about a centimeter or
two and then cauterize the ends. Some use clips, some
use ties, Some throw it away the little segment they
cut out. Some put them in jars, send them, send
them to pathologists to say, yes, we actually cut out
the right pieces.
Speaker 5 (52:33):
Wow.
Speaker 13 (52:34):
Okay, So giving it to the patient is interesting. Is
it in salt water or like from alderh No.
Speaker 5 (52:40):
They're gonna he froze it and they're gonna bury it
under a tree with the placenta and have a fertilla tree.
Speaker 13 (52:46):
Oh I love that right right? We usually we usually
just sell ours to the Japanese restaurant for the special.
Speaker 5 (52:53):
That all right? All right, doctor Mark, love you so much.
Talk to you soon. Brother, you're so there you go, Jordan,
there you go, Hayden, good morning, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding Well.
Speaker 13 (53:08):
What's going on?
Speaker 21 (53:09):
And listen, I got this really crazy situation going on
with my girlfriend. We've been together for ages, like, never
had a problem at all. I'm only twenty four to
both both of only twenty five. We're talking about like
marriage and stuff, possibilities. So we never had an issue,
nobody stepped out on each other, We never cheated, nothing.
(53:30):
But I recently found that she's been following on social
media an ex boyfriend from like high school, like really
serious boyfriend from high school.
Speaker 8 (53:42):
I don't know what to do with that, Like, do
you feel like she shouldn't follow her exes on social media?
Do you feel threatened? Was there any dms that were sent?
Speaker 21 (53:52):
I don't know about the dms. I know they talk
here and there, I did, I know that. Yeah, yes,
I'm I guess I'm kind of threatened by it. I
feel like because they'd like shared they were together together,
you know, they were it was like they love, they
were in love, you know, it was sure, high school whatever.
But still it's like that they shared that, and I'm
(54:16):
kind of I guess I'm sharing the worst honestly, Hayden.
Speaker 7 (54:21):
You started off by telling us how amazing your relationship
is with your girlfriend. Have you talked to her about it?
I would think the first thing you would do is
be like, so, what's up with that? I mean, doesn't
have to be like what's going on? Why are you following?
Speaker 8 (54:32):
You know, like leave all your x what's.
Speaker 23 (54:33):
Up with that?
Speaker 8 (54:34):
Have you talked to her?
Speaker 21 (54:36):
Not really no, because I'm just it's one of those
things where I don't want to sound like the A hole,
but at the same time like I don't.
Speaker 13 (54:45):
That's why I called.
Speaker 21 (54:46):
That's why i'm That's why I'm asking you because I
really I don't know what to do. I don't know
what I should do.
Speaker 5 (54:50):
But here's what you do. You say, I saw you
followed your ex boyfriend. I'm taking your phone privileges away.
Speaker 17 (54:57):
That'll go over well.
Speaker 7 (54:58):
I didn always gets over well, you should hang out
with them. You should be like, oh, I saw you
follow your ex. We should hang out with him and
whoever he's dating or whatever. And then she's like, oh,
he's not dating anyone, or he is. And then you
go on a w A and you see for yourself
how their interaction is. You know, is there is there something?
Are they giving each other eyes or is it nothing
you'll feel it or you.
Speaker 5 (55:19):
Know when you pitch that he might be schmack, Oh
my god, I haven't talked to that guy in forever.
What I'm following him. It's all about community communication. But also,
do you guys know how many times there's stories of
people that get married blah blah blah, the marriage falls
apart and they go back to their high school. On Facebook,
it happened to Blake's aunt. Blake's anting, your aunt are
(55:41):
the same, they are. It happens a lot, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 8 (55:44):
Do you follow any of your exes on social media?
Speaker 13 (55:49):
No? No, I don't.
Speaker 8 (55:50):
Okay. I was gonna say, well, if there's a double
standard here, we evalue while.
Speaker 5 (55:55):
We call her, it's you she sends flowers to.
Speaker 9 (55:59):
Okay, right, I mean, you guys know, because you've had
access that you never want to talk to anymore because
they're toxic and it's toxic for you. And then there's
people that maybe you dated and you were more like
friends anyway. So that's a fine thing. But if you
don't know where she.
Speaker 5 (56:17):
Is with this person, I think it's okay to ask.
Speaker 7 (56:20):
Yeah, I really really think you need to just talk
to her about it. But don't approach it like you're mad.
I just approach it like, oh that's weird. I's how
you fall.
Speaker 8 (56:27):
You know, it doesn't have to be contentious.
Speaker 9 (56:29):
Well, they always say the best, the best thing is
just to be curious about it. You don't have to
judge it.
Speaker 5 (56:33):
By the way, so what's up with that wire?
Speaker 1 (56:35):
Like, so what's up with that?
Speaker 5 (56:38):
Let me exth do you happen to have do you
happen to have like a plexiglass like cage or something
you could put her in if she is dating No Goldberg,
don't we have a listener that makes cages now for you?
Speaker 8 (57:00):
Just asking?
Speaker 21 (57:01):
Good you guys aren't helping my nerves. But it's been
very funny.
Speaker 13 (57:04):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (57:05):
That's good.
Speaker 7 (57:06):
I think if you really want, like, if you I
think that's a private conversation. But I think if you
wanted to call or we would help you approach that
in a kind way. But I also think that that
she might not like it, and I think you should
talk to her in private because.
Speaker 5 (57:20):
She'd just be like, oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I
don't know how that happened or whatever.
Speaker 21 (57:23):
That was a long time already overthinking it.
Speaker 5 (57:25):
Yeah, all right, man, Well, good luck to you.
Speaker 21 (57:27):
Thanks for calling in, brother, Thanks, good luck guys.
Speaker 5 (57:30):
Hello, good morning, chi j and Rich. Hi.
Speaker 8 (57:32):
Hi.
Speaker 17 (57:33):
I was trying to win Morgan walland tickets, but I
don't know if it's time yet.
Speaker 5 (57:36):
Well, you just call the play a game or you
just call and tell story.
Speaker 17 (57:39):
Yes, well, okay, I called an earlier. I said, how
bad do I have to embarrass myself?
Speaker 20 (57:44):
And they said, it's a.
Speaker 17 (57:45):
Game today, So I would really like to play the
game and I have to embarrass myself.
Speaker 5 (57:48):
Okay, Well we haven't done it yet, so keep listening.
Will we ask you to call in good luck?
Speaker 8 (57:52):
Well?
Speaker 20 (57:53):
What if I just embarrassed myself?
Speaker 21 (57:54):
Will you take it?
Speaker 23 (57:55):
Then?
Speaker 5 (57:58):
It depends. I don't know how bad you can.
Speaker 17 (58:00):
I've listened to you since I was eighteen. I'm like
in my forties.
Speaker 14 (58:03):
Now, come on, I just need these tickets.
Speaker 16 (58:05):
That could be cool again?
Speaker 5 (58:07):
Hold on? Should we play the game? Now? Should we
play the game?
Speaker 23 (58:11):
Now?
Speaker 5 (58:12):
We've got a morgana game? Nick? Are you hosting this game?
Are you hosting all? Let's play right now? Hello, Stephanie, Hi,
Well you got through. I know.
Speaker 12 (58:25):
I'm so happy.
Speaker 5 (58:26):
All right? This is for Morgan wall and tickets. And
by the way, as far as I know, Rich, Payne,
Kyle and I have no idea what this game is,
none whatsoever. This is one of the from the mind
of Nick. What game we playing? Nick?
Speaker 3 (58:36):
You guys are welcome. We're playing the Morgan game. All
the answers to this, somebody has the name Morgan in it.
Think of all the famous Morgans, you know, you guys,
think of them all. Just a fair warning, this is
very hard and there are way less Morgan's famous Morgans
(58:59):
than I kind of anticipated.
Speaker 5 (59:01):
So how you came up with the game title and
then had to hunt for close?
Speaker 13 (59:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (59:05):
Yeah, so it's gonna go great. We are going to
start with John Jay.
Speaker 5 (59:09):
My Dark Passenger is like a trapped coal miner, always tapping,
always letting me know it's still in there, still alive.
Dexter Morgan.
Speaker 3 (59:18):
Dexter Morgan is correct from from the show Dexter, So
it could be anywhere in entertainment. Guys, just be just
be super ready, Rich.
Speaker 20 (59:29):
I'm just looking for some information.
Speaker 5 (59:31):
Is that Morgan. I'm just looking for some information about
Morgan Morgan Fairchild?
Speaker 3 (59:38):
Okay, Morgan Fairchild that according to Google, that's the second
most popular Morgan in the world. You're wrong, don't be
an idiot. We were looking for the twenty sixteen classic Morgan.
Speaker 9 (59:52):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (59:53):
The movie named Morgan Wow. Anya Taylor Joy was in it. Anyway, Peyton,
there is a mysterious that dates back thousands of years Morgan,
Morgan Freeman, John J.
Speaker 5 (01:00:07):
On the board.
Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
He's on the board. Well, Stephanie, wasn't your turn, So sorry, Kyle, just.
Speaker 5 (01:00:14):
How my younger brothers talk about me and I still
be to my arm wrestling.
Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
M Morgan.
Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
I got it, Sir Morgan Morgan, very close British British man.
Speaker 5 (01:00:30):
As we live for Pierce Morgan.
Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
Here's Morgan.
Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
Nice try Kyle Morgan. You just wait a round two, Stephanie,
it's your turn here.
Speaker 13 (01:00:43):
I know you be.
Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
Then you know what, guys and that that was Morgan
Wallace job. Okay, So after one round John J's technically
he did steal. He did steal the Pierce Morgan. So
we're gonna go around to John J's.
Speaker 5 (01:00:59):
Gonna r I watched FID Oh my God, I Love
you three thousand. That's the daughter from Are you giving
me the act? No, you're gonna work it out though, Yeah,
this is the Iron Man daughter. Yeah, and it was
Tony Stark. Okay, Morgan is that the daughter's name is Morgan?
(01:01:20):
The character Morgan got for Morgan start kid super good?
Speaker 8 (01:01:30):
I did.
Speaker 3 (01:01:30):
I fell asleep well a kid in the movie and
it was really it was towards the beginning.
Speaker 20 (01:01:35):
So girl, Rich, this round Texas doozy face cause a while,
threes and Jenks fods are twobs.
Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
Oh my gosh, John J. Steele, Oh no, oh no,
I thought this. This is the most popular Morgan according
to the Internet. More popular median. He got hit by
a Walmart truck. Come on, jes why can't I think
of his name right now?
Speaker 8 (01:02:02):
The best Morgan.
Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
I'll give you a hint. Part of it's Morgan.
Speaker 5 (01:02:05):
Yeah, okay, don do you want it?
Speaker 13 (01:02:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:02:10):
I called Steel, you did, but it was in my
head first, Tracy Morgan.
Speaker 7 (01:02:15):
Good job.
Speaker 9 (01:02:15):
You know, I got my own head because I thought
you're gonna give me a money clue, and I was
gonna be ready with Morgan Stanley.
Speaker 5 (01:02:20):
Oh wow, that's the next question.
Speaker 3 (01:02:22):
Oh boy, Yeah, well, okay, thanks a lot.
Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
Rich.
Speaker 3 (01:02:25):
Hey, hey, uh, Peyton.
Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
I'm Cory.
Speaker 7 (01:02:28):
I'm sixteen, and I'm going to Atlantic City to see
an R rated movie.
Speaker 8 (01:02:35):
That sounds like The Little Girl Morgan from Drake and Josh.
Speaker 3 (01:02:38):
Okay, Morgan is correct, of course. Everybody in the room
at once one, two, three, Morgan Matthews from Boy Meets World.
Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
Show.
Speaker 5 (01:02:50):
Okay, so that's a tough one.
Speaker 11 (01:02:52):
I don't think anybody watch a Boy Meets World. No,
I thought that was the Girls Meets World. Never mind
anything anyway. So we're gonna move We're gonna move on
to Kyle.
Speaker 5 (01:03:03):
I'm John Morgan and Morgan and Morgan and Morgan and
Morgan and Morgan and.
Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
Morgan, John Morgan.
Speaker 7 (01:03:14):
From John Morgan and Morgan and Morgan and Morgan.
Speaker 3 (01:03:16):
Yeah, I would have I would have accepted John Morgan
or the law offices of Morgan and Morgan. Okay, good
jobs from It's uh it's a commercial commercial. Yeah, I
mean I mashed them together. Sounded like I thought I
started out live sketch. No, it's just just welcome to
my break guys. Stephanie, good luck you you could win
(01:03:38):
it here.
Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
Morgan wall Is, good way to go.
Speaker 5 (01:03:51):
All right, thanks Stephanie, sevany you win. You're gonna see
Morgan Wallen, congratulations.
Speaker 3 (01:03:55):
I had a tiebreaker to you, guys, wanna play the tiebreaker?
Speaker 5 (01:03:59):
Okay, what what did you say?
Speaker 8 (01:04:02):
Said?
Speaker 5 (01:04:02):
It's Morgan?
Speaker 3 (01:04:05):
She was ready. Okay, go ahead, and you rich you
see it there.
Speaker 5 (01:04:08):
Okay.
Speaker 9 (01:04:09):
The rules of physics don't apply to her because she's
Mariah Carrott Morgan.
Speaker 5 (01:04:15):
Okay, Morgan is correct.
Speaker 7 (01:04:17):
Morgan Smith, Mariah Carey's voice coach.
Speaker 5 (01:04:19):
Okay Ran style pizza.
Speaker 13 (01:04:22):
She does.
Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
We were looking for Morgan Carrie, Mariah Carey's brother is
I don't.
Speaker 5 (01:04:32):
Know she had a brother.
Speaker 3 (01:04:33):
Yeah, so that tells you how far down.
Speaker 5 (01:04:36):
I had to go here. Rich gave you to actually
Morgan Stanley, Morgan Fairchild.
Speaker 23 (01:04:40):
I know.
Speaker 5 (01:04:41):
So I don't know how you do clues for either
of those.
Speaker 3 (01:04:43):
Well, anyway, wait you go, guys. What a good game
you pay back together? Is really talented? Stephanie, hold on
you still, you get the tickets?
Speaker 5 (01:04:51):
Hold on all right,
What's crack alike?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
And this is the big bulls dove snoopy deagle double.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Gigsel dang boom, what you don't do.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
We're not talking about rid ten team, We're not talking
about last year.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
It's the one and only dog you know, the glass
last he fixed pople double in your face to me
and in the place to be.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
And you're listening to John Jay and Ridge Wakes.
Speaker 5 (00:26):
You guys see the video of the guy got swallowed
by whale, yes right, So this is he's talking about
what happened like, so to hear his perspective. So if
you don't know, a kayaker was padding along with a
humpback whale surface out of nowhere and briefly swallowed. It
was all caught on camera from his dad's kayak. The
man's kayak was too big for the whale to swallow,
(00:46):
so it's spit him right out. The guy was unharmed.
But this is him telling how it felt like. If
you want to know what it feels like if it
swallowed by whale.
Speaker 6 (00:55):
It was one second where I thought that I was
eating by some kind of giant fish, but I didn't
know it was a whale. Suddenly I felt like a
wave struck me from behind, and I turned around some blue,
dark colors and white lashing right through my face, and
(01:15):
I felt a slimy texture in my cheek, and then
it shot down on me, took me on the water.
I closed my eyes because I thought that something would
crash into my face.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
That crazy.
Speaker 7 (01:29):
That's scary.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Is his dad caught its? Imagine you're the dad and
you see your son get in by a whale.
Speaker 7 (01:37):
I can't imagine. Like terrifying, nuts.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Nuts, you gotta think it's over. Also, there's a Swiss
company online that's selling tubes of coffee you can spread
on your morning toast.
Speaker 7 (01:49):
Tubes of coffee sounds disgusting.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
It's even thick enough that you could put it on
fruit like a banana. These are some reactions for people
to do it. First of all, my own opinion. You know,
I'm kind of new to the coffee world, and I
think coffee is disgusting, But I like what it does.
Speaker 7 (02:03):
What's the texture of the tubes. Is it like liquid
inside or is it like chewy coffee?
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Great question?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
What do you like to spread on your toast in
the morning?
Speaker 5 (02:11):
Butter jam? How about coffee paste?
Speaker 7 (02:15):
That's jet black and apparently tastes quite bitter, comes up.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Quite easy, easily. It looks quite nice.
Speaker 8 (02:22):
It looks like marmite.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Oh yeah, really easy to spread.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
Whoa, this is not for me.
Speaker 9 (02:27):
I like it.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
I like it a lot.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
It makes the bread taste burns.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
As someone who is.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
At the lighter end up the coffee spectrum, this is too.
Speaker 10 (02:38):
Much, genuinely ten out of time, No way.
Speaker 9 (02:41):
I mean people like those coffee cupcakes. I'm sure that's like,
you know, the next evolution coffee paste.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Coffee cup coffee cupcake I've had, or fantastic. They don't
taste a coffee at all. Yeah, coffee pastesat not.
Speaker 9 (02:53):
Bitter coffee ice cream.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Listen, speaking of relationships, Rich, if you don't know, a
lot of times Rich takes over the show on weekends,
this nationally syndicated overnight show called Coast to Coast, Right,
and you have all these sketched up by UFOs. You
talk about all kinds of stuff, right, Yeah, and your
most recent guest.
Speaker 9 (03:12):
The author is named John Gray. Have you heard of
that book Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus?
And so his book I think came out in the
nineties and since then he's had, you know, maybe fifteen
other books, but they have seen something like twenty five
thousand couples go through his workshop or whatever and learn
(03:33):
how to communicate. So we were talking about couples and
what they fight about and how they communicate. And I
was remembering us talking on our show about the biggest
thing that you had a fight about that was really stupid.
And I think I said on the show that Stacy
and I had a pretty big fight about dry cleaning.
(03:54):
She didn't get her pants done on time, and she
was complaining about the dry cleaner, and I was sort
of defending the dry cleaner. Didn't want to have the conversation,
so I was doing anything I could to get out
of the conversation right And I remember during that conversation saying,
this is so ridiculous, you are so overreacting. I bet
if we took this to a counselor, they would totally
(04:14):
call you insane.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
So I thought, I've got John Gray.
Speaker 9 (04:16):
I'm going to bring up the topic to him and
tell him exactly how the fight went. We went to
go pick up my wife's dry cleaning. They said it
would be ready for by five PM. We showed up
at four fifty five. Her pants weren't ready yet, so
we went and got some dinner and then we went
back and picked them up, and she got the pants
and they were hemmed and they were fine. But her
problem was she only showed up five minutes early. They
(04:38):
didn't wash the pants, so they weren't cleaned, and they
waited till the last minute, and she didn't think they
did a very good job and they should not have
charged her.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
They should have just given her a thing.
Speaker 9 (04:48):
So instead of me saying you're totally right, I said, well,
you got the pants, what's the problem. Like, let's stop
talking about it. I don't want to talk about the
dry cleaner. So I bring this to John Gray and
say who was right? Who was wrong?
Speaker 5 (05:00):
And you're kind of like, ha, yeah. I'm like I
can't wait to get backed up on this book.
Speaker 9 (05:06):
And he's like he started laughing hysterically at me, and
he's like, you are so wrong. He said that when
he said this is the way it works. He's like,
if you don't let a woman have her emotion and
you deny the emotion, she's gonna keep coming at you.
He's like, if you had just agreed with her and said,
I would want to feel that way, she said, Eventually
she would have run out of steam, probably in two minutes.
(05:28):
But because you defended somebody you didn't even know as
a dry cleaner and didn't get your wife's back, and
you guys share this intimate space together, she's gonna be
super mad at you.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
So he's like the.
Speaker 9 (05:40):
Worst thing you can say to a woman as you're overreacting, yea,
And the worst thing you can say to a guy,
like if he's driving and he misses his exit, or
you say you're doing it wrong whatever he's doing.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
Don't tell a guy you're.
Speaker 9 (05:51):
Doing it wrong, whatever he's trying to do, and whatever
you do with a woman in a relationship, don't say
you're overreacting.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
It's not a big deal. No you can't. So, in fact,
what he's telling you is a different version of what
I think I told you. My counselor said to me
one time my wife and I were in the marriage.
Counsel or whenever, like I try to, I try to
calm her down without saying calm down is now, I
say to her, how do you want me to react here?
Do you want me to solve this for you? Or
(06:18):
do you just want to vent. And then she's like,
I just want to vent. That's probably good, right. So
that's like you're like, do you want me to tell
you that the drag cittter is fine? You got your pants?
Why are we even talking about it? Like she just
so you had. What he's saying, you have to honor
her emotion, to honor the emotion. For me, it's women
are so complicated.
Speaker 7 (06:35):
Why are we great about it? As you were going
in thinking you were going to get the hacked totally
inserted Stacey going hack, but.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
In reality you did, but you you worry. So he's
not saying you're wrong. He said I did everything wrong.
Speaker 7 (06:51):
No, say you're doing everything wrong. He said, you did
everything right.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
You did everything wrong.
Speaker 9 (06:57):
It's not about the problem, it's how you, he said,
It's all coming down to timing. Like later on, you could,
you know, maybe say well you do have the pants,
but in the moment, when things are hot, you gotta
go with the you gotta go with the empathy. You
got to go with the emotion. So in your head
you may be right going, hey, it's no big deal,
but it is a big deal to her.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
So in other words, women are from Mars.
Speaker 9 (07:19):
No men are from Mars women. Anyway, It's a great
book if you want to read it. I learned a
lot in that conversation. I thought it was pretty cool.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Wow, man, I remember like I used to be on
Oprah all the time.
Speaker 9 (07:29):
Yeah, he's pretty good. He comes in, he comes in screaming.
He has some very fiery opinions.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
Well, let's get to Peyton's predictions. Peyton, what's the vibe today?
Speaker 8 (07:37):
It's Color TV Day.
Speaker 11 (07:38):
So, with all of these amazing shows that we have
at our fingertips right now, thought it was fitting to
tell you which iconic TV show you are based on
your zodiac sign.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
Eight seven seven nine three seven one o four seven
You cost to get your sign read. Also, pay close
attention because we've got a two night's stay at the
Baheer Resort in San Diego. On the line right after horoscopes, Michelle,
good morning, how are you.
Speaker 9 (08:00):
I'm doing good?
Speaker 5 (08:01):
How are you all? Okay? What's your sign?
Speaker 12 (08:04):
I am a Capricorn, perfect Capricorn.
Speaker 11 (08:07):
I'm actually really excited for this one for you guys.
The iconic show that is fitting for you guys is
The Crown. I know we've watched it in here Capricorn's
admiration for tradition and structure and hard work. It's going
to be perfectly satisfied with the crown. So the show's
kind of show off the British monarchy's history.
Speaker 8 (08:24):
What you're into?
Speaker 13 (08:26):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (08:26):
I like that one.
Speaker 8 (08:28):
It's a good show.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
All right, thank you, thanks Michelle. Darrah, is it Dera, Dara?
Speaker 14 (08:33):
Yeah, you've got it.
Speaker 12 (08:35):
It's Darrah.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
All right, Darra. What's your sign?
Speaker 10 (08:38):
I'm a virgo like you, all right, Virgos.
Speaker 8 (08:42):
The show for you guys is Sherlock. Virgos. You, you
guys have.
Speaker 11 (08:46):
That analytical minds and attention to detail, and you would
love the cleverness and the intricacies of Sherlock. Solving crimes
is right up your alley.
Speaker 14 (08:55):
That sure is right.
Speaker 12 (08:57):
Lookout.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
Have you watched Sherlock?
Speaker 7 (08:59):
I have, and I think that is perfect.
Speaker 12 (09:02):
What do you think?
Speaker 5 (09:04):
Well, there's the Shirlock with what's your Face? From Millie
Bobby Brown, which she plays Shirlock's sister, and then there's
Shirlock with what's his face? Bember Botch, Yeah, Ben Cumberbotch.
I couldn't get into it, but I thought it.
Speaker 12 (09:17):
Was pretty good. But I think it's you know, I
think it's on point for us because we will figure
things out.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
That is true. That is true. Well, thank you for listening,
all right, thank you, Joe. What's your Sidne Gemini?
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Gemini?
Speaker 11 (09:30):
One of my favorite shows out here? Stranger Things is
the show for you guys. With your curious and adaptable nature, Geminis,
you guys would be hooked on the mysterious and the
changing world of Stranger Things and the upside down.
Speaker 8 (09:42):
Plus you're going to enjoy the mix of the Johnnys
and stuff like that.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
All right, Joe, good luck, Janelle? What's your sign? Janelle?
Speaker 12 (09:52):
Did you say yes?
Speaker 15 (09:53):
Good morning?
Speaker 16 (09:54):
Sorry it cut out your connections?
Speaker 5 (09:56):
Ben, Yeah, tell me about it. We're working for a while.
Speaker 14 (10:01):
I'm like, oh, I am a Scorpio.
Speaker 8 (10:03):
Okay, Scorpio.
Speaker 11 (10:04):
The iconic show for you guys is Breaking Bad, intense
and mysterious Scorpios. You guys are gonna be captivated by
that dark, complex word of world of Breaking Bad, where
power and transformation plays central roles.
Speaker 8 (10:16):
Also really good show, iconic.
Speaker 15 (10:20):
Definitely see that, all right, you know, totally agree?
Speaker 11 (10:23):
What about for Libra's Libra's Kyle the show Friends, that's
the iconic TV show for you social and charming libras
will adore the camaraderie and the lighthearted humor of friends.
You guys, thrive on relationships and balance, much like this
show's dynamics.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (10:39):
I love that. It's a fun one.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
That's a good one. Yeah, finally that's one where I'm like, Okay,
we actually Sherlock was good too, for because you trying
to figure things out. But I just like shows.
Speaker 8 (10:48):
I know what a yeah rich for Pisces the Witcher,
that's the show for you, guys.
Speaker 11 (10:54):
Dreamy and mystical Piscings will be enchanted by that fantasy
world of the witcherd filled with magic and monsters and
complex characters.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
I thank you, guys. I like it. I like that's
what I like. Game of Thrones, I like all that
stuffock at that. Did you watch any Game of Thrones?
I haven't seen any one yet. I watched last night.
Good so boring?
Speaker 9 (11:10):
Really like that can't be boring, especially since there's only
like eight episodes.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
Yeah, what about for you?
Speaker 11 (11:16):
For Leo, Leo, I think this one is so fitting
for us, and it's the og gossip girl. Leo's with
our flair for drama and love for being the center
of attention. We will find Gossip Girls, world of high
fashion and high stakes irresistible.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
What about cancer, It's a really.
Speaker 11 (11:30):
Good one and it's This is Us that show you
remember emotional, family oriented cancers will relate deeply to the
tear jerking, heartwarming stories of This Is Us.
Speaker 8 (11:39):
I cried like a baby every episode.
Speaker 5 (11:41):
Yeah, is there a sign that it's Dallas Cowboy Chearder show?
Speaker 8 (11:44):
No?
Speaker 5 (11:46):
All right, if we didn't get to your sign there,
I'll post on our website. John jayn Rich dot com
eight seven seven nine three seven one four seven A
two nights stay at the Bahia is on the line.
But you have to answer a question about something that
happened during the horoscopes. We're gonna ask a question. Janine,
are you there. You're the first person we're gonna ask
a question too, got it? Yes, good morning, Okay, here
(12:08):
we go. The question is what sign was the TV
show friends?
Speaker 13 (12:15):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (12:16):
That was Kyle Libra.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Yeah, you.
Speaker 16 (12:22):
Guys are awesome.
Speaker 8 (12:23):
Yeah you're listening ears on.
Speaker 17 (12:26):
Yes, I did well.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
Congratulations Janina, You're going to the Badia Hotel to.
Speaker 13 (12:30):
Night's say thank you guys.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
You got it. Hold on the line. We'll set you up. Kelsey,
good morning, thanks for holdings.
Speaker 18 (12:38):
So I did a boudoir shoot for my boyfriend, and uh,
I broke up with him a.
Speaker 17 (12:43):
Few weeks ago because he's a he's just a complete
dog and he.
Speaker 19 (12:47):
Can't keep his hands to himself.
Speaker 18 (12:49):
But my question is, can.
Speaker 17 (12:51):
I ask him for my boudoir pictures back?
Speaker 18 (12:55):
I guess he has a new girl already, and I
find it weird that he would even want them.
Speaker 8 (13:01):
Uh, yeah, you went.
Speaker 7 (13:02):
Were they digital pictures or did you actually print out
a book?
Speaker 12 (13:07):
They're digital?
Speaker 5 (13:08):
No? Here, here, here's some screenshots. Like if it was
a book, I feel like.
Speaker 7 (13:19):
You could reach out and be like, hey, out of
respect for your new relationship and whatever relationship I get into. Like,
I feel weird even asking this, but would you mind
deleting those?
Speaker 5 (13:28):
Right?
Speaker 8 (13:28):
That's a good point.
Speaker 11 (13:29):
And honestly, if he does have a new girl already,
I bet she if she finds those, it would not
be good for anyone involved.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
Book, Kelsey, Are they just like boudoir sexy or their
nudes too?
Speaker 17 (13:41):
No, they're just sexy.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
Oh, it's like you you have no problem if you
were to post it on Instagram or something. It's like
one of those I would have.
Speaker 20 (13:49):
Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 10 (13:49):
I wouldn't.
Speaker 14 (13:49):
I would prefer that they don't get out there.
Speaker 5 (13:52):
I remember Kyle did a boudoir photo shoot for her husband.
I did, and we were She posted him on our
website and I remember I turned him into a book
for myself. So funny.
Speaker 11 (14:04):
I have zero self confidence to be able to do
a boudoir shoots.
Speaker 5 (14:08):
Man, I really really.
Speaker 7 (14:12):
Good about myself because honestly, like I had just had
the stomach fluse, my stomach's really flat.
Speaker 8 (14:17):
Trying funny.
Speaker 5 (14:25):
Her husband, Like, I thought you were never going to
do that. I was been thrown up for three days
taking pictures.
Speaker 11 (14:29):
Maybe that's when we should have done her six weeks
show pick all.
Speaker 7 (14:32):
When we came back to me, I don't trigger anyone
with that, but like it was like, I'm just like pain,
Like I was never really like, I'm very insecure about
my stomach area. So at that point I was like, Okay,
I could do this, and it was you know, it
was a gift from my future husband who is my
husband now, and he loved it.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
It was a gift for all of us. The pictures,
the pictures that she took, we grant and Nick recently
were trying to find them.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
We can't find it.
Speaker 7 (14:59):
Good job had them wiped from.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
Boll Just have to bring my book in. That's funny
what I.
Speaker 8 (15:07):
Was just saying.
Speaker 11 (15:07):
There's like this trend on TikTok right now where like
people are getting married and basically at the weddings, so
like at the bachelorette party or whatever, all the girls
take pictures of like the future bride, and then they
print out the polaroids and then throughout the wedding they
give it to the groom and he's like getting sneak
peaks of like like sexy picture wipe throughout the wedding.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
I thought it was really cute.
Speaker 11 (15:26):
Too, but those are physical, not digital, So that does
not help Kelsey's problem.
Speaker 7 (15:31):
I think you could. I feel like you'd have I
don't know why he would say no, I won't delete
them because you know what I mean, It's like he's
moved on already.
Speaker 8 (15:39):
He'd be creepy if he didn't.
Speaker 7 (15:40):
I mean, if you really wanted him to, I think
all you'd have to do is reach out to his
new girlfriend.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
True, Yeah, can you delete? Yeah, you'd be like I
took these photos for you for him can you delete?
I wonder what she would do. She probably wants to
see him, probably and then maybe she's like, well, Kelsea,
do you look good these pictures?
Speaker 17 (15:56):
I sure do.
Speaker 5 (16:01):
Ask him, see what happens? Let us know. Yeah, that's true.
Thank you. Good morning, Yara, Good morning. What's going on?
Speaker 12 (16:11):
Okay? So I have a dirty little secret I have
not told anyone. So I met this guy on tender
last week. I brought him back to my apartment. You know,
we didn't go on a date or anything. He just
came straight from my apartment. But he made like this
weird comment, and he was like, this apartment looks really familiar.
(16:32):
It's like the complex looks familiar. So I just kind
of brushed it off, and we ended up hooking up.
You know, we did our thing. The next day. I
was talking to my roommate about him, and you know
how he made that comment, and I was asking her
if we were loud or anything, if she could hear us.
But I ended up showing her a picture of him,
(16:53):
and she was like, oh my god, that's the guy
that ghosted me after one date last year. And so,
you know, I didn't know that was him. I didn't
know that was the same guy because she always referred
to him as Red Robin. Now, I just I you know,
I don't want anything to do with him, but he
keeps blowing my phone up.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
So what's the dirty little secret? The part that you
suck with your roommate's ghost or whatever you call it? Yeah,
I mean, I mean it happened. You were looking for
a booty call, right, I.
Speaker 12 (17:22):
Mean, but I would it would have never happened if
I known about it, you know what I mean? Like,
I just I just feel like it's gonna it's gonna
create tension between me and her because he goes to
her after.
Speaker 5 (17:33):
One night, but you were instantly showing her. You're like,
check this out. This is the guy that I met
literally on Tinder for sex. You met the guy for sex, right, Yeah,
I mean it's not like you're gonna run Are you
gonna run every guy by her? Now? Like you know
what I mean, I'm gonna meet this guy and I
We're gonna he's coming over, We're gonna have sex. Is
that cool with you too? Do you know him?
Speaker 3 (17:51):
I mean you can't, you know what I mean I mean?
Speaker 8 (17:53):
But if like you know that, like this dude, screwed
over your roommate like a year ago and his code name,
you know, even calling him his code name, and then
you hook up with him. You feel kind of like, oh, oops,
I didn't.
Speaker 7 (18:02):
Mean get But if your roommate hadn't told you about that,
would you want to hook up with him again? Like
obviously he enjoyed it because he wants to hang out again.
Speaker 12 (18:10):
Clearly, I mean we did have great chemistry. I mean
I don't I wouldn't tell her that, you know, because
he ghosted her, and like he's still hitting me up
and it was just sex. At least they went on
a date. We didn't even we were just you know,
so I don't know.
Speaker 5 (18:25):
Did she sleep with him too?
Speaker 12 (18:27):
Yeah, and he ghosted her.
Speaker 5 (18:29):
Wow? Can I imagine that being a guy and you
slept with everybody in the apartment?
Speaker 8 (18:32):
Oh my gosh, Oh my god, that'd be so cool.
Speaker 9 (18:34):
He gets around so much. He's like this apartment looks familiar. Yeah,
it wasn't like I hooked up with your roommate. That's
how often he's hitting it.
Speaker 7 (18:43):
How awkward of Like, there's plenty of efficiency. You just
avoid this one, even if it was good chemistry. The
other someone else you'll have chemistry.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
Just block him. But you also can't live your life
like every time I meet a guy on tender, I
got to run up by my roommate to make sure
she's Yeah. But like if you're talking about I mean,
we've talked about guy would give nicknames the guys you know,
the Coyle's friends have been with or whatever. It's not
like every time you get on a nap you're gonna go,
oh my god, is this is this shirt? Guy? You
know what I mean? Like, you can't live your life
like that. You can listen, continue to sleep with randoms.
Speaker 7 (19:15):
That's the moral of the story here that.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
You're given the world a gift.
Speaker 12 (19:20):
Keep it up clearly, all right, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
Should try for stacks and hacks and you guys, I
have so many stacks, like I have so much information.
Here are the ten things you should never put in
your dishwasher, any guys guess those nice? That's say, do
not put.
Speaker 8 (19:39):
Asher the plastic like plastic water bottles because I feel
like they melt.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
Plastic containers, pressure cooker lids, cheese graters, gold plated silverware,
copper mugs, pots and pants, nonstick cookware, crystal glass wear
insulated mugs, cast iron pans, and wooden utensils.
Speaker 9 (19:52):
Oh yeah, like the stanleys. You're not supposed to put
in there, right, you're supposed to? Yeah, I do too.
Speaker 11 (19:57):
Like you said, pressure cooker, I was like, yeah, I've
definitely put the lit about.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
Here are eight morning habits that can make you miserable.
How many of us immediately reach for our phone when
we wake up?
Speaker 9 (20:08):
I do?
Speaker 5 (20:08):
Yeah, I said, don't do that. Give us a chance
to wake up, Maybe start a pot of coffee. Your
phone is full of stressful stuff. Not a great way
to start your day. Dwelling on yesterday's problem, starting your
day with complaints, not taking time to be grateful, rushing
through your morning without fuel, engaging in negative self talk,
avoiding all physical activity, and not having a goal in mind.
(20:30):
Those are things that will make your day miserable. A
restaurant worker snitched on a newber each driver who was
not in a rush. They included a note in the
bag that said, Hi, your driver eight lunch when your
order was ready, I've remade it fresh. Give him one star.
Speaker 7 (20:47):
Oh my gosh, wow, right, unbelievable.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
Health dot compost at a list of the five highly
processed foods that aren't really bad for you. Whole grain bread, grass,
bed meats, hummus with lots of added ingredients, canned beans,
and certain types of yogurt. Those are not bad for you.
Do you guys remember who stayed Bolt?
Speaker 7 (21:07):
Yeah, run fast, the fastest man in the world.
Speaker 5 (21:09):
Apparently he ate about one hundred McDonald's chicken McNuggets each
day at the two thousand and eight Beijing Olympics. That's right,
every day, Yeah, every day.
Speaker 8 (21:18):
Think about Donalds in Europe is so good though?
Speaker 5 (21:22):
Is it different?
Speaker 11 (21:23):
I just feel like it's like more like clean ingredients.
Like when we went to McDonald's in Belgium, the ketchup
wasn't as like vibrant of a red and I was like,
what is this?
Speaker 8 (21:32):
I was like, this isn't normal.
Speaker 7 (21:33):
Well, that would make sense because a lot of the
stuff that should be banned in America is actually banned
in other countries and they have to use the quality
ingredients over there.
Speaker 8 (21:40):
It feels that way, and it tastes different too, I
think so.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
The beginning of Europe, a poll was asked, if it
were ever possible, would you drive across a massive bridge
from the United States to Europe. No, you would not
the ocean. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I wouldn't. I'd be afraid something.
Speaker 13 (21:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (21:58):
I mean if it's been like a standing bridge for
years and years, sure, why not?
Speaker 5 (22:02):
Because what is something to happen? And I'm with you,
John j Something could happen and probably will anywhere.
Speaker 8 (22:06):
And then you look down and you see a great
white shark pass. Would that be like Nope, Nope, guys,
there's Wales.
Speaker 5 (22:13):
I don't think they would be. I would not believe
it because I think the ocean is too deep to
put a big concrete pole over the bridge. You don't
see it. They do a floater, sir. They announced the
one hundred Greatest TV Performances of the twenty first century
live TV.
Speaker 8 (22:29):
Uh No, like TV shows, ok I was like Beyonce's
halftime show.
Speaker 7 (22:33):
Right, yeah, that was a good one.
Speaker 5 (22:36):
Okay TV performance I would say, Will Ferrell snl No,
give you a couple of Peter Dinklic in Game of Thrones,
I knew somebody, Kate Winslet in Mayor of East Town, Oh,
Brian Kranston, Kerrie Russell in The Americans, Dr Michael Chickliss
in The Shield, Steve Carrell in the Office Sandra oh
(22:57):
in Gray's Anatomy, I'm Cranston and Breaking Bads number five,
Lisa Kudro and the Comeback is number four, Elizabeth Moss
in Mad mad is number three. Jeremy Strong in Succession
is number two. Really good, the number one greatest TV
performance in the twenty first century. I've not seen one episode.
In fact, the only person I think they've seen an
episode is Rich Any ideas Vin Kevin Cussner Yellowstone, Nope,
(23:21):
we've watched else. Don't we talk about that?
Speaker 13 (23:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (23:23):
Do you watch mad Men? You watch what other shows
you watch that we don't watch?
Speaker 5 (23:27):
Veep?
Speaker 13 (23:27):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (23:28):
Yeah, weep? Julia Louis Drive pretty awesome, Vie. That's a
funny show. What Do You Have for Life?
Speaker 9 (23:32):
Has Rich the heck to bring in your sharpie back
to life. Now I wouldn't have talked about this, but
I keep on getting notes about this particular hack because
people say it's incredible, and there is nothing more frustrating
than a dried out sharpie. So here's a little science.
All you need to do is a little chemistry trick.
So alcohol based markers dry out when they're alcohol evaporates,
(23:53):
So just put it in rubbing alcohol for about five minutes,
then cap it. Leave it on for an hour in
your sharpie will return to total workability once again.
Speaker 5 (24:05):
Tried it. It works that life hacket.
Speaker 9 (24:07):
Many more could be found a John Jayandrich dot com.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
There was a list on Reddit. It was a good topic.
It's it. Be honest, I can't rery by ready.
Speaker 7 (24:20):
Be honest. What is your most shallow dating requirement?
Speaker 5 (24:23):
Eight seven seven nine seven four seven Kelly, be honest?
What is your most shallow daty recall choir line?
Speaker 9 (24:32):
OBCD?
Speaker 5 (24:34):
It's one of them.
Speaker 21 (24:34):
It's pretty up there.
Speaker 9 (24:35):
Wait, like you, you want them to be obe so
you don't want them to be obese?
Speaker 5 (24:39):
No?
Speaker 20 (24:40):
Sorry, no, no, no, that's my shallow What was the posting
in your shallow dating requirement?
Speaker 8 (24:46):
No, it's what was your most shallow dating requirement? Like you,
it's so shallow you wouldn't date.
Speaker 21 (24:52):
Them, Oh gosh, wouldn't date OBCD.
Speaker 20 (24:55):
No, that is not a requirement. I do not need
them to be obese to get with them.
Speaker 22 (24:59):
That's opposite.
Speaker 20 (24:59):
Inst and mis read that.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
So you want him not to be obese. Don't get
me wrong. This is complicated for us too.
Speaker 7 (25:06):
It really isn't right.
Speaker 8 (25:10):
That's what she said at first was obesity. That was
her shallow requirement require.
Speaker 16 (25:15):
Yeah, I totally is that what the post on Facebook too?
Speaker 8 (25:17):
Yes, that's what it was.
Speaker 7 (25:19):
I don't know what other words you would require, like
you would require your your specific suitor to have a
good body.
Speaker 20 (25:28):
No, no, no, not necessarily. I don't mind a little belly.
I'm saying, I can't do the belly over the bell.
I can't do the love handles on the side. I
can't do the double chin.
Speaker 8 (25:38):
Okay, yeah, you had a rite first, Kelly.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
I'm so sorry it's confusing, but this was Richard's idea.
Speaker 9 (25:46):
I think it makes complete set, all right, it's that current,
all right, Kelly, So morbidly obese, morbidly obese, not just chubby.
Speaker 5 (25:55):
Okay, thank you, Kelly, thank you. Yes, Okay, Karina, what
is the most shallow reason to not date somebody?
Speaker 16 (26:06):
I would have to say, ashy skin and poor hygiene.
Speaker 9 (26:11):
I don't even know if those are shallow. I think
those are. That's a good standard to have.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Yeah, I get that.
Speaker 8 (26:16):
Get some lotion on there, because like if you walk
up next to somebody with like an ashy elbow and
they kind of scratch, I've had.
Speaker 5 (26:24):
A complex about my elbows for years, and I put
a lotion on them all the time, and it's still
or if I put Aqua four on my elbows sometimes
I'll be sitting here in my elbows. All right, Kreta,
thank you so much.
Speaker 16 (26:37):
Sure, no problem.
Speaker 5 (26:38):
Have a good day, guys. Jennifer, good morning, good morning.
What is a shallow reason to not date someone?
Speaker 1 (26:48):
That's changed it?
Speaker 7 (26:49):
But if it's still, tell your shallow dating requirement. So
they have to have X Y Z for you to date.
Speaker 5 (26:54):
Oh, they have to have this. Okay, So the last
two calls didn't make sense, you.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Know they did.
Speaker 5 (26:59):
You're set up. They work for a minute, they were
from my setup. So the call before, Jennifer said, ashy elbow,
So does she want what I thought?
Speaker 7 (27:09):
The requirement is what you want? I have to date
a rich guy. I have to date a super tall
guy or something.
Speaker 5 (27:15):
Right, So the people on the phone are answering the
way I'm saying it. No one's calling in for the
way that you guys are saying.
Speaker 8 (27:23):
Let's go.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
I like you, let's go.
Speaker 5 (27:25):
Let's go by with whatever. Jennifer says, Jennifer, what is what, Jennifer,
you give us what you're calling for and we're going
to build a segment around you. So what are you
calling for?
Speaker 14 (27:35):
All right?
Speaker 16 (27:36):
So if it were me, and it's because it's for
my own reasons, I need someone taller than me. He
has to be taller than me. And it's not even
his fault, right, it's it's because if you're looking at
me and you're down low, when you're looking up, you're
looking directly up at my double ship.
Speaker 5 (28:01):
Okay.
Speaker 14 (28:01):
That girl, okay, took her phone and she's like, why
do girls over forty always take their picture like this?
And it was like this viral video and the woman
took her.
Speaker 16 (28:13):
Phone down below and then moved it up and her
face completely transformed. I am big enough to where I
look like a totally different person if you are looking
down at.
Speaker 14 (28:25):
Me versus up at me.
Speaker 5 (28:27):
Okay, that makes sense. So she follows the thing that
her shallow requirement is a tall guy's like for me,
if I was dating, I would require a woman to
have nice feet. Yes, right, it's like that, right, Okay,
thank you, Jennifer, You're welcome. Eight seven seven nine three
seven one four seven. Now that we got it, what
are the must haves? These must this person I'm being
(28:47):
must have this.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
Shallow must shallow must have eight.
Speaker 5 (28:50):
Seven seven nine three seven one four seven eight one
around here have a shallow must have?
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (28:55):
I think my shallow must have is you must have
a good relationship with your mom. You don't have a
good relationship with mom. How do I know that you
are gonna treat me?
Speaker 13 (29:03):
Right?
Speaker 7 (29:03):
I think that's just smart.
Speaker 5 (29:06):
Yeah. Shallow is like they must have blue eyes or.
Speaker 8 (29:08):
I'm out right, Okay, I don't know if I have. Oh,
you must not have a hairy chest. There you go none, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 5 (29:17):
Okay, okay, but you can shave your chest. Yeah, okay,
but shaved before the date. Kyle, you have one?
Speaker 7 (29:23):
I think muscles you must You gotta have muscles.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
You gotta have.
Speaker 5 (29:28):
Musk, gotta have muscles. Okay, that's good. It's time for
war of the roses. Now, this is where you think
somebody's cheating on you. So you come to us. We're
gonna help you figure it out. Now, Kyle goes deep
undercover to do all the hard work, and her husband,
Fish is still here, and Fish for a living. You're
like a powerful voice, man, right, sure? Powerful? Yeah, So
(29:49):
since you're here, we thought we'd have some fun to
kind of use fish for some of the stuff. Kyle,
how do you think we should incorporate your husband?
Speaker 7 (29:55):
I feel like today fish can be like who the
role that I usually al? You know, where I'm like
where we actually get the bus? Like will they or
won't they send the flowers?
Speaker 5 (30:04):
Okay, it's gonna sound like a flower AI. Yeah, he's
gonna sell like a concert announcement. Are you just waring flowers?
Flowers a coming to your town soon?
Speaker 9 (30:18):
If they ask you if you're AI, You're gonna have
to talk about real feelings. You're gonna have to get
very vulnerable for this person.
Speaker 5 (30:23):
I can't do that. Miley doesn't bring you flowers, I'll
bring you flowers, fish flowers. Flowers.
Speaker 7 (30:30):
We should call it fish flowers just for the.
Speaker 5 (30:32):
Day, fish flowers. Okay, Stephen is Stephen? Good morning?
Speaker 13 (30:37):
You there?
Speaker 19 (30:38):
Yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 5 (30:40):
Sorry, we're having fun with this very delicate situation in
your life. Apologies, Stephen, none taken. My new thing is
saying none taken whenever you say Stephen for anybody, whenever
they say something like that, Hey man, I'm good, So
we're gonna go to them all.
Speaker 23 (30:53):
Whatever.
Speaker 5 (30:54):
A man none taken anyway. What's your situation, Stephen.
Speaker 19 (31:00):
Yeah, so I was at home this weekend by myself
and my fiancee. It was out of town for her
best friend's thirtieth birthday trip. I was just like looking
through her eyepad, you know, doing whatever on it, and
this email had come across the notifications and it was
like from one of those like photo fault apps where
you know, you can put photos in and put set
(31:21):
up a password or whatever to keep them walked, and
it was saying that someone was like trying to access
it or it gave me a code or whatever. Then
like immediately after that, I got a second email saying
that someone accessed to your account. And now I'm just
trying to figure out why my fiancee would need an
app like that.
Speaker 7 (31:41):
So what's going through your head, if I'm understanding correctly,
is like there were some shady pictures taken on this
trip that she didn't want anyone to see, which is
why she may have downloaded this app.
Speaker 19 (31:51):
Yeah, that's that's pretty much kind of what I'm thinking,
Like maybe she Thatt's some guy while she was in Houston,
and then when I got when she got back home, Sunday.
I went through her phone to try to find the app,
kind of scrolled through it quickly, and I mean, there's
there's nothing there, Like I think her stinky ass deleted it.
And I tried to go back on the iPad and
(32:13):
look for the emails and they were all completely deleted
and there's like no evidence of anything. Now, Like I
don't really want to think the worst, but yeah.
Speaker 5 (32:22):
You know, Okay, to me, it sounds like she's engaged
and she's trying to get rid of old photos. Maybe
she didn't have the password to log onto this thing
and then she logged onto it and she deleted all
the photos from a past relationship. I'm assuming that's what
it sounds like to me. Like to me, I still
think maybe you're in the clear.
Speaker 13 (32:41):
I'd love that.
Speaker 19 (32:41):
I mean that that would be best case scenario right there, because.
Speaker 5 (32:44):
Let's say she's with her girlfriends on this girl's trip
and she's like, oh, I remember that guy that to
send you all those pictures of his junk, And she's like,
oh my god, rich Bara, yeah, I got all these pictures,
saved them this file, Oh my god, to bring abou
this look. Let's I thought, oh my god, it's so cute.
And then she tries a lot gone and she can't
she remember the password. So she's trying to find these
naked photos of rich and all four. So yeah, so
(33:07):
she goes and she pugs in the password doesn't work.
She push I got to reset the password, and she
resets it. Oh my god, these are unbelievable. They're hilarious.
Everyone of the party laughs, and then she has to
delete them all. That's what it seems like to me.
Speaker 7 (33:19):
She's like me, Yeah, is there any other weird behavior
she's doing?
Speaker 8 (33:22):
Stephen, Like, did you ask her about it?
Speaker 13 (33:25):
Or?
Speaker 7 (33:25):
Is she being shady with her phone?
Speaker 5 (33:26):
Is she walking backwards in every room?
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (33:28):
That would be weird.
Speaker 13 (33:29):
Yeah, that would be weird.
Speaker 19 (33:31):
No, I haven't confronted her about it since the trip.
I feel like maybe she's hold held onto her phone
a little bit tighter and you know, stuff like that.
But I just don't know if I'm being paranoid and
over you know, observing at this point, or she really
is just kind of being a little shady with everything.
Speaker 5 (33:50):
Okay, what's her name, We'll give her a calm find out.
Amanda Kyle's husband is here, so we're gonna flip the
script and fissure down to do it.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Yes, I'm down to none taken.
Speaker 5 (34:03):
All right, So we got War of the Roses. It
continues next with John, Jay and Rich in the middle.
War of the Roses. You've got Steven who's engaged to Amanda.
So she goes on this girl's trip right over the weekend.
You're alone, home alone, and you get notification that someone's
trying to get into some They need a password refresher
whatever the hell it is, right, long story short, you
think she's got these secured photos somewhere, and now you
(34:25):
went through her phone and you couldn't find them. So
she deleted.
Speaker 19 (34:28):
Everything's just gone. I guess she deleted everything.
Speaker 5 (34:32):
Okay, So for a random thing. Two days in a row,
we've been able to be blessed with Kyle's husband in
the studio, and we thought would be fine to have
Kyle's husband Fish be the person to find out if
your fiance is cheating. Is that cool with you, Steven?
Speaker 19 (34:47):
Yeah, I'm I'm ready.
Speaker 5 (34:49):
Okay, Kyle did you coach him? Did you coach this
husband of yours?
Speaker 8 (34:53):
I said, do you need any information?
Speaker 7 (34:55):
And he was like I got this?
Speaker 5 (34:56):
Oh yeah, he's good.
Speaker 22 (35:01):
He's been doing radio a lot longer than a compliment
saying you know what you're doing.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
You don't need to help.
Speaker 5 (35:14):
Years and years more.
Speaker 7 (35:15):
Than you were playing radio when you were like five.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Had radio back down, trying to backtrack.
Speaker 5 (35:27):
Okay, help Stephen.
Speaker 7 (35:30):
Are we gonna help Stephen?
Speaker 5 (35:31):
Getting ready? Here we go.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Amanda's Hello, gues Is this Amanda?
Speaker 23 (35:46):
Hi?
Speaker 12 (35:47):
Is Amanda?
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Hi, Amanda? Good morning.
Speaker 4 (35:49):
First off, I'm calling from Fisher's Flowers and I'm a
little nervous right now for multiple reasons, and I've got
a problem and I need your help. Unfortunately, I'm in
charge of sending out flowers today and I've got this
big stack of cards and I just messed them all
up and I can't figure out which is which. So
(36:12):
this is where I need your help. So someone is
sending you flowers. That's great news, but the bad news
is I can't figure out who is sending them to you.
And it's a possibility of two, maybe three cards. And
I was hoping maybe you could let me know and
help me out on my first day and save my
(36:33):
butt because you could tell me possibly who would send
you some beautiful romantic flowers, possibly Amanda, please.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Help me out.
Speaker 10 (36:44):
Oh okay, yeah, is it Stephen or maybe Damien?
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Stephen was the first da.
Speaker 19 (36:55):
Why would you need a photo ball on your phone?
And what the hell is going on?
Speaker 10 (36:58):
Heay, no, no, let's all calm down for a second.
Let's talk about this out home.
Speaker 5 (37:02):
Please, Hey, Amanda, hold on, Amanda, let me tell You're
on the radio. You're on the John Jay Rich radio
program and your fiance thought maybe you're cheating, So I
think we caught you. So we'd like to know a
little bit more about Damien.
Speaker 10 (37:18):
Nothing. No, there's literally nothing happening. I don't know what
you're talking about with your like photoball. I don't know
what you're talking about.
Speaker 5 (37:26):
Whom is Damien?
Speaker 12 (37:28):
No one.
Speaker 19 (37:30):
I'm sure it's someone if they're sending you romantic flowers,
So keep lying. You're doing great for yourself.
Speaker 5 (37:37):
I'd like to hear fish from Fisher's flyers say who
is Damien? Who is Damien? You better answer? That was legit?
Speaker 10 (37:47):
Like, Okay, I met someone named Damien and we like talked,
but nothing happened.
Speaker 5 (37:53):
Did you have sex with Damien? No?
Speaker 10 (37:57):
Like, I literally just met him.
Speaker 11 (38:00):
Okay, So what was the photo vault for? Because you
said it was for your best friend. Is that the
truth because we can call her too.
Speaker 13 (38:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (38:07):
Yeah, it was literally just for pictures from the thing,
like I was taking you off my phone and like
putting in a vault so we could all like, is
a fault.
Speaker 5 (38:15):
Private private thing?
Speaker 8 (38:16):
Yeah? I think like a photo it's like exactly, it's
like an app that you have.
Speaker 5 (38:20):
To have a password, so a gallery if she's telling me, like, if.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
That's for real each other?
Speaker 11 (38:26):
Yes, And you have a private photo vault like photo
album on your own phone, so that's why. Yeah, on
the iPhone you can lock certain photos and stuff, so
that's what I think.
Speaker 8 (38:34):
Yes, I'll show you. But it's like the fact that
you would have to.
Speaker 11 (38:37):
Go and download an app for something that you have
on your phone is like super sass.
Speaker 5 (38:41):
Yeah, super suck.
Speaker 9 (38:44):
Hit weird too, because it's like there's not enough of
you didn't meet somebody, just think he's sending you flowers.
Speaker 5 (38:49):
Something had to happen, like we talked.
Speaker 10 (38:54):
But like nothing happened, Like I'm engaged, like I wouldn't.
Speaker 5 (38:58):
Do anything, Stephen, What do you think here about your fiance?
Speaker 19 (39:03):
I mean, I've got nothing more to say. I think
she's lying through her teeth right now. And I don't
know who the Samian guy is, but you don't just
send someone flower. So something happened, and I'm not about it.
Speaker 11 (39:15):
I mean, hearing another man's name in your wife's or
your fiance's mouth is just not a good feeling.
Speaker 5 (39:21):
Fast. Yeah, we're like, that's who's probably from. I gotta
figure this thing out because I have all these pictures
of rich manscaping that I want to save, and I
don't want anyone to stumble him on rich Man Escaping.
I was gonna do that, but you take it no better.
Rich Men Escaping live video. I'm gonna do it. You
(39:41):
live rich Man Scaping. Nobody wants to. I have tons
of them.
Speaker 13 (39:48):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (39:49):
I set my alarm to remind me of somebody to
do this morning. If you guys don't mind, I gotta
go wow wow.
Speaker 7 (39:53):
Okay, Well, I mean sorry, Amanda, but.
Speaker 5 (39:57):
Little shady Yeah, I think.
Speaker 8 (39:58):
You're caught up a little bit.
Speaker 5 (40:00):
All right, you guys go talk it out. Thanks for
being on the show. Nice job. Fisher Fisher's flowers. Yes busted, Yeah,
oh yeah, we need one of those. We need it.
You've been busted busted, that's for you, Amanda. Okay, good talk.
That's where the Roses one four seven kiss fam John
(40:21):
J and Rich Hey Max?
Speaker 20 (40:23):
Hey, guys, what's up?
Speaker 5 (40:24):
What's up with you? Max?
Speaker 20 (40:26):
So I've been keeping this from my roommate for about
a year. I can't tell him. It's it's silly, but
I just feel like I need to tell somebody. I
just can't tell him because he just started noticing. So
do any of you have the McDonald's app?
Speaker 12 (40:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (40:42):
I love the mcdonald'snap.
Speaker 5 (40:46):
Okay, Well he does too, and he goes there like
a lot.
Speaker 20 (40:50):
Like I swear, they're on a first name basis with
each other over there.
Speaker 5 (40:53):
He goes so much.
Speaker 20 (40:55):
But I don't go to McDonald's that often, or so
he thought. So what happened is about a year ago
he let me log into his phone so he could
use the points because I didn't want to go through
the hassle of making my own account. I don't go
there that often. Yeah, just let me use my points.
Speaker 13 (41:11):
It's fine.
Speaker 20 (41:12):
It's a win win situation. And so that was about
a year ago. He let me log in to his
account on my phone, and I just I've been using
it ever since, but I never logged out. So the
thing is that I've been using his points that he's
been accumulating for my free food.
Speaker 7 (41:31):
Oh my gosh, doesn't he noticing, like I'm going to
make dolls all the time my points are gone.
Speaker 20 (41:37):
It wasn't set first because, like I said, I don't
go that often, but it's like a little points here
and there wouldn't be missed. But I've been starting to
go more often as well. And he had brought it up.
He brought it up one day like, hey, some of
my points are missing.
Speaker 5 (41:51):
I think it may have been hacked.
Speaker 20 (41:52):
You know what's going on? And I don't have the
heart to tell him it was me.
Speaker 8 (41:56):
Oh he knows.
Speaker 5 (42:00):
About it again.
Speaker 11 (42:01):
Oh my gosh, I just put on my McDonald's app
though I have like twenty eight thousand points.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
So what does that get me some free food?
Speaker 5 (42:07):
Which, like, how do the points work? Is it one
hundred points for a burger?
Speaker 8 (42:10):
Let me tell you so?
Speaker 3 (42:11):
Rewards and deals?
Speaker 11 (42:12):
So if I want to go use my rewards, so
like just one McChicken is fifteen hundred points.
Speaker 7 (42:19):
Oh dang, got like a full full family dinner.
Speaker 3 (42:23):
Yeah, but you couldn't.
Speaker 11 (42:23):
Here's the annoying thing about the McDonald's app is that
you can only use like one reward for one item
and then so like I wouldn't be able to get
a big family meal and get a big Mac for
six thousand points.
Speaker 5 (42:36):
Oh so you couldn't buy You couldn't buy ten things.
Speaker 3 (42:38):
No, not with my points.
Speaker 5 (42:39):
Oh I see Starbucks is not like that. Yeah, you
can use all because I have Starbucks points. This is
the thing, a Max, Like, if I was your roommate,
I would have no idea. I pay no attention to
my points, but I know that I have them on
the Starbucks app. And sometimes I'll go get something and
they'll say to me, do you want to use your points?
Because they're about to I'll be what can I get?
And they'll go everything, and I'm like, wow, okay, great,
So like, but I don't pay attention. I don't pay attention.
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So if he pays attention, you're screwed.
Speaker 3 (43:04):
If he doesn't pay attention, make your own account.
Speaker 14 (43:10):
Maybe I should make.
Speaker 20 (43:11):
My own account at this point.
Speaker 13 (43:12):
Honestly, I mean, you.
Speaker 9 (43:13):
Don't want to lose a roommate over it, right, because
I mean it sounds like your roomy is pretty intense
about their McDonald's. You know, so you want to keep
the peace.
Speaker 20 (43:22):
Yeah, he's pretty serious about it.
Speaker 5 (43:24):
Yeah, that would probably kill the relationship.
Speaker 20 (43:28):
Could you imagine having breaking up your relationship over McDonald's.
Speaker 3 (43:32):
But people get there.
Speaker 5 (43:33):
I look at it a little differently. You're breaking up
your relationship because you're stealing from him.
Speaker 13 (43:40):
You do you have a point there? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (43:43):
All right, man, thanks Max for calling in.
Speaker 20 (43:46):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (43:46):
It's John Jay and Rich Tristan sent us a text
and it was very very interesting observation. Good morning, Tristan,
Good morning. What was your text about? So?
Speaker 15 (43:55):
Rich was talking about a roommate who had guys over
and had put the shoes at the front of the door.
So we knew about it and could have, I guess,
avoid the situation. But then he said at the end
of the story that he ended up moving to Dallas,
And so now I was wondering, Wow, do we owe
it to this roommate of his that we got the
(44:16):
Chip story?
Speaker 5 (44:17):
We wouldn't have had the story. Oh yes, that's a
good point, because the Chip story takes place in Dallas.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
There wasn't story.
Speaker 5 (44:28):
If it wasn't for your roommates sleeping around, you wouldn't
have moved to Dallas. Moved because I got a job.
You weren't looking for the job, because so it's all
your good point. In fact, even no one knows a
chip story here.
Speaker 17 (44:40):
You know.
Speaker 5 (44:40):
I met Gladys Knight when I worked in Dallas.
Speaker 9 (44:43):
I worked for a station that did these concerts, and
she was doing like a little show for the radio station.
They were all hanging out in rehearsals and she walks
up to me. She say, I'm supposed to go up
and rehearse, but I ain't had one chip. Give me
a chip, give me a bag of chip so much?
All right, I'll go get your back of chicks. So
I go get her a bag of chips. Nothing said.
(45:03):
She does the concert. She thanks me during the show
for a bag of chip. She's like, because this man,
I got a bag of chips. That's why I'm sticking
to that.
Speaker 5 (45:09):
So she was very cool. I'll like her a lot.
She's a cool lady.
Speaker 8 (45:12):
Nice.
Speaker 9 (45:13):
So what Tristan is saying is my chip story. It's
somehow the center of a universe. Uh huh that no
matter what happens around it, it all leads back to that.
Speaker 5 (45:22):
Very nice Tristan, Thanks for bringing that up. Thank you
for listening, have a good day. See she's the text
text jj R whatever's on your mind? The nine six
eight ninety three. Okay, Sometimes War the Roses, we can't
get a hold of the people at the right time,
so we have to tape it sometimes, right. So Nick
brought that up for some reason this morning.
Speaker 3 (45:40):
Why Well, because not only that, but there's a lot
going on here all the time, right, and we're always
prepping for for the next thing, right, And as I'm
we had to, you know, pre tape war the Roses
to make sure we get you know, the potential cheater
on the line. And I noticed something as I'm going
(46:01):
through it and cutting it down a little bit rich.
It's on audio page one. I like to call it
WTF John.
Speaker 20 (46:08):
Jay Okay, I mean if there's no cost sure why?
Speaker 11 (46:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (46:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (46:13):
Why not?
Speaker 8 (46:13):
Right? Yeah, totally okay.
Speaker 7 (46:15):
Trace So, like I said, I got that card, ready,
give me the message and then we can talk like
name and address, and then I'll give you like an
estimated delivery time.
Speaker 12 (46:22):
Okay.
Speaker 13 (46:25):
The message would be like.
Speaker 15 (46:29):
I love you, babe and I can't wait to marry it.
Speaker 3 (46:33):
I love that you do.
Speaker 5 (46:35):
That's me.
Speaker 3 (46:35):
It's from your computer. You're watching something.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (46:43):
I know what I'm watching. I know exactly what I'm watching.
It's my stretching in the morning. This stretching. I've been
filming my morning stretches in the morning.
Speaker 3 (47:00):
So I'm sitting in my office. I'm like, yeah, I'm
so glad that was the explanation. I'm sitting in my
office and I'm editing this and I literally had to
call Noah in and be like, what is going on here?
(47:20):
I can't I can't edit around this. It's so jarring,
especially at the very end when it's like stretching, go back,
like you got to figure out what this is. He's like,
I don't know. It's from his computer, and I was like,
say less, I don't need anymore.
Speaker 5 (47:43):
But he's probably my only fans. But that's actually me breathing,
trying to stretch. That's not it. That's nothing. I'm watching
you stretching. Well, thank you, Nick. Yeah, by full circle?
Who was because of your chip story? We wouldn't have
got to that. Oh my god. Hello, good morning, Jodja
(48:08):
and Rich can help you.
Speaker 18 (48:10):
Yes, I was calling to answer the question about souvenirs
from surgery.
Speaker 5 (48:14):
Yes, what do you have?
Speaker 18 (48:16):
Well, it's not even my best friend and her husband.
He had his vasectomy and he kept his vast step in.
Speaker 9 (48:22):
He kept his what vast it's French. I didn't know
they took him out. I thought they just like, you know,
closed him off.
Speaker 18 (48:38):
Now and take a little piece out.
Speaker 5 (48:40):
Oh wow, so he keeps it where well, they put it.
Speaker 18 (48:44):
In a little jar and then he put it in
a freezer and he's going to bury it under their tree.
And she's gonna put her part of her placenta and
they're gonna call it there fortilla tree.
Speaker 5 (48:57):
Careful makes cut.
Speaker 8 (49:00):
The virtrilgy's weird.
Speaker 5 (49:04):
Okay, that's adorable. Yeah, if they want to have a
baby again, can you put it back in?
Speaker 14 (49:12):
I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (49:13):
I think that's it.
Speaker 9 (49:14):
And Rich you knew what you're talking about. It's vast different.
It's like it sounds like vast difference. But you said different,
So I think how you say it, I think I
can't believe you like that. I think that's what it's.
Speaker 7 (49:25):
How you say it's like, definitely it's your body part, right.
Speaker 5 (49:31):
Yeah, well it is, but it sounds French. I don't
think it's different. I think this is another well totally.
Speaker 13 (49:39):
You know what.
Speaker 5 (49:39):
No, but it's connected to the BP and that is
definitely French PP. I don't think people I think they do.
Speaker 8 (49:49):
I think this is your riches riches like a.
Speaker 5 (49:52):
Weird can you can you spot the vast difference?
Speaker 13 (49:59):
You what?
Speaker 5 (50:00):
I'm going to call my friend who's a doctor, who
is a vasectomy doctor, and I'm going to ask him
what it's called. Okay, hold on, what's your name, by
the way, man, my name is Jordan's okay, Jordan, hold on,
let's let's let's so then I just hit this number
nine one. Is she going to say vass difference? No,
(50:20):
vass difference or vast difference difference?
Speaker 8 (50:24):
I think it's vast different.
Speaker 5 (50:26):
Repeat what she said. I think she said it right, right,
But so you've heard it before, Yeah, I've never heard
it before.
Speaker 7 (50:31):
I thought you were saying you've never heard of fatilla.
Speaker 5 (50:33):
Try. I never heard of that either, But I never
was like he had made up she had his vast
difference removed, and I was like, what, Like, I've never
heard of that part of the male body before. So
I felt like I would know I should know that.
Speaker 20 (50:47):
You probably should.
Speaker 9 (50:48):
I should should also ask that doctor if they actually
remove part of it because I think they just cut
it off.
Speaker 5 (50:57):
Doctor Sheldon Marx, can I help you? Yes, this is
John J. Van S from the John Jay and Rich Show.
Speaker 13 (51:04):
John J. I know you.
Speaker 1 (51:05):
Hey.
Speaker 5 (51:07):
So we're on the air talking about some stuff and
we have Jordan on the line, and she was telling
us how her sister's husband got a esectomy and was
able to kip, was able to keep the vast difference.
Does that make sense to you?
Speaker 13 (51:21):
Well, you don't keep you mean actually keep pieces of it.
Speaker 5 (51:23):
She kept it in the jar. But I was curious
to how you say that word.
Speaker 23 (51:28):
Vas v as? What about the other part off your vass?
What about the second part? What's the second part or
the other one?
Speaker 13 (51:39):
Is good? As she was able to keep a piece
of vass, but is it?
Speaker 5 (51:46):
Is it vast difference or vast difference.
Speaker 8 (51:54):
Different?
Speaker 13 (51:54):
Okay, that French stuff does sound nice. It makes it
sound very eartsy, but you know it's vast different.
Speaker 9 (52:02):
But if somebody said we're gonna clip the vasty follens,
you know what they were saying, you would just be
they're just nasty.
Speaker 13 (52:08):
I would know what they're saying. I think they're from
France or they're full of it.
Speaker 5 (52:13):
Do you do you cut it and keep it or
don't you just kind of fuse stuff together?
Speaker 13 (52:17):
Well? Yeah, most people cut out about a centimeter or
two and then cauterize the ends. Some use clips, some
use ties, Some throw it away the little segment they
cut out. Some put them in jars, send them, send
them to pathologists to say, yes, we actually cut out
the right pieces.
Speaker 5 (52:33):
Wow.
Speaker 13 (52:34):
Okay, So giving it to the patient is interesting. Is
it in salt water or like from alderh No.
Speaker 5 (52:40):
They're gonna he froze it and they're gonna bury it
under a tree with the placenta and have a fertilla tree.
Speaker 13 (52:46):
Oh I love that right right? We usually we usually
just sell ours to the Japanese restaurant for the special.
Speaker 5 (52:53):
That all right? All right, doctor Mark, love you so much.
Talk to you soon. Brother, you're so there you go, Jordan,
there you go, Hayden, good morning, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding Well.
Speaker 13 (53:08):
What's going on?
Speaker 21 (53:09):
And listen, I got this really crazy situation going on
with my girlfriend. We've been together for ages, like, never
had a problem at all. I'm only twenty four to
both both of only twenty five. We're talking about like
marriage and stuff, possibilities. So we never had an issue,
nobody stepped out on each other, We never cheated, nothing.
(53:30):
But I recently found that she's been following on social
media an ex boyfriend from like high school, like really
serious boyfriend from high school.
Speaker 8 (53:42):
I don't know what to do with that, Like, do
you feel like she shouldn't follow her exes on social media?
Do you feel threatened? Was there any dms that were sent?
Speaker 21 (53:52):
I don't know about the dms. I know they talk
here and there, I did, I know that. Yeah, yes,
I'm I guess I'm kind of threatened by it. I
feel like because they'd like shared they were together together,
you know, they were it was like they love, they
were in love, you know, it was sure, high school whatever.
But still it's like that they shared that, and I'm
(54:16):
kind of I guess I'm sharing the worst honestly, Hayden.
Speaker 7 (54:21):
You started off by telling us how amazing your relationship
is with your girlfriend. Have you talked to her about it?
I would think the first thing you would do is
be like, so, what's up with that? I mean, doesn't
have to be like what's going on? Why are you following?
Speaker 8 (54:32):
You know, like leave all your x what's.
Speaker 23 (54:33):
Up with that?
Speaker 8 (54:34):
Have you talked to her?
Speaker 21 (54:36):
Not really no, because I'm just it's one of those
things where I don't want to sound like the A hole,
but at the same time like I don't.
Speaker 13 (54:45):
That's why I called.
Speaker 21 (54:46):
That's why i'm That's why I'm asking you because I
really I don't know what to do. I don't know
what I should do.
Speaker 5 (54:50):
But here's what you do. You say, I saw you
followed your ex boyfriend. I'm taking your phone privileges away.
Speaker 17 (54:57):
That'll go over well.
Speaker 7 (54:58):
I didn always gets over well, you should hang out
with them. You should be like, oh, I saw you
follow your ex. We should hang out with him and
whoever he's dating or whatever. And then she's like, oh,
he's not dating anyone, or he is. And then you
go on a w A and you see for yourself
how their interaction is. You know, is there is there something?
Are they giving each other eyes or is it nothing
you'll feel it or you.
Speaker 5 (55:19):
Know when you pitch that he might be schmack, Oh
my god, I haven't talked to that guy in forever.
What I'm following him. It's all about community communication. But also,
do you guys know how many times there's stories of
people that get married blah blah blah, the marriage falls
apart and they go back to their high school. On Facebook,
it happened to Blake's aunt. Blake's anting, your aunt are
(55:41):
the same, they are. It happens a lot, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 8 (55:44):
Do you follow any of your exes on social media?
Speaker 13 (55:49):
No? No, I don't.
Speaker 8 (55:50):
Okay. I was gonna say, well, if there's a double
standard here, we evalue while.
Speaker 5 (55:55):
We call her, it's you she sends flowers to.
Speaker 9 (55:59):
Okay, right, I mean, you guys know, because you've had
access that you never want to talk to anymore because
they're toxic and it's toxic for you. And then there's
people that maybe you dated and you were more like
friends anyway. So that's a fine thing. But if you
don't know where she.
Speaker 5 (56:17):
Is with this person, I think it's okay to ask.
Speaker 7 (56:20):
Yeah, I really really think you need to just talk
to her about it. But don't approach it like you're mad.
I just approach it like, oh that's weird. I's how
you fall.
Speaker 8 (56:27):
You know, it doesn't have to be contentious.
Speaker 9 (56:29):
Well, they always say the best, the best thing is
just to be curious about it. You don't have to
judge it.
Speaker 5 (56:33):
By the way, so what's up with that wire?
Speaker 1 (56:35):
Like, so what's up with that?
Speaker 5 (56:38):
Let me exth do you happen to have do you
happen to have like a plexiglass like cage or something
you could put her in if she is dating No Goldberg,
don't we have a listener that makes cages now for you?
Speaker 8 (57:00):
Just asking?
Speaker 21 (57:01):
Good you guys aren't helping my nerves. But it's been
very funny.
Speaker 13 (57:04):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (57:05):
That's good.
Speaker 7 (57:06):
I think if you really want, like, if you I
think that's a private conversation. But I think if you
wanted to call or we would help you approach that
in a kind way. But I also think that that
she might not like it, and I think you should
talk to her in private because.
Speaker 5 (57:20):
She'd just be like, oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I
don't know how that happened or whatever.
Speaker 21 (57:23):
That was a long time already overthinking it.
Speaker 5 (57:25):
Yeah, all right, man, Well, good luck to you.
Speaker 21 (57:27):
Thanks for calling in, brother, Thanks, good luck guys.
Speaker 5 (57:30):
Hello, good morning, chi j and Rich. Hi.
Speaker 8 (57:32):
Hi.
Speaker 17 (57:33):
I was trying to win Morgan walland tickets, but I
don't know if it's time yet.
Speaker 5 (57:36):
Well, you just call the play a game or you
just call and tell story.
Speaker 17 (57:39):
Yes, well, okay, I called an earlier. I said, how
bad do I have to embarrass myself?
Speaker 20 (57:44):
And they said, it's a.
Speaker 17 (57:45):
Game today, So I would really like to play the
game and I have to embarrass myself.
Speaker 5 (57:48):
Okay, Well we haven't done it yet, so keep listening.
Will we ask you to call in good luck?
Speaker 8 (57:52):
Well?
Speaker 20 (57:53):
What if I just embarrassed myself?
Speaker 21 (57:54):
Will you take it?
Speaker 23 (57:55):
Then?
Speaker 5 (57:58):
It depends. I don't know how bad you can.
Speaker 17 (58:00):
I've listened to you since I was eighteen. I'm like
in my forties.
Speaker 14 (58:03):
Now, come on, I just need these tickets.
Speaker 16 (58:05):
That could be cool again?
Speaker 5 (58:07):
Hold on? Should we play the game? Now? Should we
play the game?
Speaker 23 (58:11):
Now?
Speaker 5 (58:12):
We've got a morgana game? Nick? Are you hosting this game?
Are you hosting all? Let's play right now? Hello, Stephanie, Hi,
Well you got through. I know.
Speaker 12 (58:25):
I'm so happy.
Speaker 5 (58:26):
All right? This is for Morgan wall and tickets. And
by the way, as far as I know, Rich, Payne,
Kyle and I have no idea what this game is,
none whatsoever. This is one of the from the mind
of Nick. What game we playing? Nick?
Speaker 3 (58:36):
You guys are welcome. We're playing the Morgan game. All
the answers to this, somebody has the name Morgan in it.
Think of all the famous Morgans, you know, you guys,
think of them all. Just a fair warning, this is
very hard and there are way less Morgan's famous Morgans
(58:59):
than I kind of anticipated.
Speaker 5 (59:01):
So how you came up with the game title and
then had to hunt for close?
Speaker 13 (59:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (59:05):
Yeah, so it's gonna go great. We are going to
start with John Jay.
Speaker 5 (59:09):
My Dark Passenger is like a trapped coal miner, always tapping,
always letting me know it's still in there, still alive.
Dexter Morgan.
Speaker 3 (59:18):
Dexter Morgan is correct from from the show Dexter, So
it could be anywhere in entertainment. Guys, just be just
be super ready, Rich.
Speaker 20 (59:29):
I'm just looking for some information.
Speaker 5 (59:31):
Is that Morgan. I'm just looking for some information about
Morgan Morgan Fairchild?
Speaker 3 (59:38):
Okay, Morgan Fairchild that according to Google, that's the second
most popular Morgan in the world. You're wrong, don't be
an idiot. We were looking for the twenty sixteen classic Morgan.
Speaker 9 (59:52):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (59:53):
The movie named Morgan Wow. Anya Taylor Joy was in it. Anyway, Peyton,
there is a mysterious that dates back thousands of years Morgan,
Morgan Freeman, John J.
Speaker 5 (01:00:07):
On the board.
Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
He's on the board. Well, Stephanie, wasn't your turn, So sorry, Kyle, just.
Speaker 5 (01:00:14):
How my younger brothers talk about me and I still
be to my arm wrestling.
Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
M Morgan.
Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
I got it, Sir Morgan Morgan, very close British British man.
Speaker 5 (01:00:30):
As we live for Pierce Morgan.
Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
Here's Morgan.
Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
Nice try Kyle Morgan. You just wait a round two, Stephanie,
it's your turn here.
Speaker 13 (01:00:43):
I know you be.
Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
Then you know what, guys and that that was Morgan
Wallace job. Okay, So after one round John J's technically
he did steal. He did steal the Pierce Morgan. So
we're gonna go around to John J's.
Speaker 5 (01:00:59):
Gonna r I watched FID Oh my God, I Love
you three thousand. That's the daughter from Are you giving
me the act? No, you're gonna work it out though, Yeah,
this is the Iron Man daughter. Yeah, and it was
Tony Stark. Okay, Morgan is that the daughter's name is Morgan?
(01:01:20):
The character Morgan got for Morgan start kid super good?
Speaker 8 (01:01:30):
I did.
Speaker 3 (01:01:30):
I fell asleep well a kid in the movie and
it was really it was towards the beginning.
Speaker 20 (01:01:35):
So girl, Rich, this round Texas doozy face cause a while,
threes and Jenks fods are twobs.
Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
Oh my gosh, John J. Steele, Oh no, oh no,
I thought this. This is the most popular Morgan according
to the Internet. More popular median. He got hit by
a Walmart truck. Come on, jes why can't I think
of his name right now?
Speaker 8 (01:02:02):
The best Morgan.
Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
I'll give you a hint. Part of it's Morgan.
Speaker 5 (01:02:05):
Yeah, okay, don do you want it?
Speaker 13 (01:02:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:02:10):
I called Steel, you did, but it was in my
head first, Tracy Morgan.
Speaker 7 (01:02:15):
Good job.
Speaker 9 (01:02:15):
You know, I got my own head because I thought
you're gonna give me a money clue, and I was
gonna be ready with Morgan Stanley.
Speaker 5 (01:02:20):
Oh wow, that's the next question.
Speaker 3 (01:02:22):
Oh boy, Yeah, well, okay, thanks a lot.
Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
Rich.
Speaker 3 (01:02:25):
Hey, hey, uh, Peyton.
Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
I'm Cory.
Speaker 7 (01:02:28):
I'm sixteen, and I'm going to Atlantic City to see
an R rated movie.
Speaker 8 (01:02:35):
That sounds like The Little Girl Morgan from Drake and Josh.
Speaker 3 (01:02:38):
Okay, Morgan is correct, of course. Everybody in the room
at once one, two, three, Morgan Matthews from Boy Meets World.
Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
Show.
Speaker 5 (01:02:50):
Okay, so that's a tough one.
Speaker 11 (01:02:52):
I don't think anybody watch a Boy Meets World. No,
I thought that was the Girls Meets World. Never mind
anything anyway. So we're gonna move We're gonna move on
to Kyle.
Speaker 5 (01:03:03):
I'm John Morgan and Morgan and Morgan and Morgan and
Morgan and Morgan and.
Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
Morgan, John Morgan.
Speaker 7 (01:03:14):
From John Morgan and Morgan and Morgan and Morgan.
Speaker 3 (01:03:16):
Yeah, I would have I would have accepted John Morgan
or the law offices of Morgan and Morgan. Okay, good
jobs from It's uh it's a commercial commercial. Yeah, I
mean I mashed them together. Sounded like I thought I
started out live sketch. No, it's just just welcome to
my break guys. Stephanie, good luck you you could win
(01:03:38):
it here.
Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
Morgan wall Is, good way to go.
Speaker 5 (01:03:51):
All right, thanks Stephanie, sevany you win. You're gonna see
Morgan Wallen, congratulations.
Speaker 3 (01:03:55):
I had a tiebreaker to you, guys, wanna play the tiebreaker?
Speaker 5 (01:03:59):
Okay, what what did you say?
Speaker 8 (01:04:02):
Said?
Speaker 5 (01:04:02):
It's Morgan?
Speaker 3 (01:04:05):
She was ready. Okay, go ahead, and you rich you
see it there.
Speaker 5 (01:04:08):
Okay.
Speaker 9 (01:04:09):
The rules of physics don't apply to her because she's
Mariah Carrott Morgan.
Speaker 5 (01:04:15):
Okay, Morgan is correct.
Speaker 7 (01:04:17):
Morgan Smith, Mariah Carey's voice coach.
Speaker 5 (01:04:19):
Okay Ran style pizza.
Speaker 13 (01:04:22):
She does.
Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
We were looking for Morgan Carrie, Mariah Carey's brother is
I don't.
Speaker 5 (01:04:32):
Know she had a brother.
Speaker 3 (01:04:33):
Yeah, so that tells you how far down.
Speaker 5 (01:04:36):
I had to go here. Rich gave you to actually
Morgan Stanley, Morgan Fairchild.
Speaker 23 (01:04:40):
I know.
Speaker 5 (01:04:41):
So I don't know how you do clues for either
of those.
Speaker 3 (01:04:43):
Well, anyway, wait you go, guys. What a good game
you pay back together? Is really talented? Stephanie, hold on
you still, you get the tickets?
Speaker 5 (01:04:51):
Hold on all right,
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