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Speaker 1 (00:00):
A video of a woman in Indonesia is trending after
she managed to get her nose ring cut in the
back of an office chair. We talked about this the
other day, so the timing for this could be better.
We want to get into the silly ways you've ever
injured yourself, and Payton, you could totally relate to the nose.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Ring thing right now, totally. That sounds so painful.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Eight seven seven nine three seven four seven, Megan, what
is a silly way that you injured yourself?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Hey, guys, So you know those big stainless steel water
bottles that they're like, you know, they keep the water
cold inside for hours. So I had a big thirty
two ounce water bottle and I have dropped it before
and like dented it and it tipped my tile. But
one day I was carrying it and it's full of
(00:45):
water and ice and I dropped it on my big
toe and oh my gosh, the pain was real. I
broke my toe from this dang water bottle. Those things
are a weapon, and I I have I'm an r
nurse and I've never understood people to come in for
(01:05):
stupid things. But man, I was so close to going
in because it was so painful my toes that my
toenail fell off and it was black for like four.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Months for my vacation.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:21):
They can withstand fires, so it's like I can imagine.
Speaker 7 (01:24):
What Yeah, yeah, yeah, you have a lot of nerves there.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Did your tonail grow back? I hope it grew back?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Like underneath it was really weird, like I had two toenails, yes,
and then my late my lady like cut it off
and I was like, what the heck was so weird?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
It super village right, Thanks for sharing that story, Megan.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Thanks guys, me too.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Glorie. Tell us the silly way you hurt yourself.
Speaker 8 (02:02):
My son one time he had a giant tree branch
and he was waving it around and I went out
and I grabbed it to take it away from him
so he didn't hurt himself. Well, instead, I poked myself
on the eye with the tree branch, which is what
I was trying to avoid him doing.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
See, that's what happens.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
It's always funny.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Take this stick away from this.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Somebody has a tree hanging out.
Speaker 8 (02:25):
Absolutely absolutely.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I was reading some of these comments, Laurie. Uh, this
person said someone was riding their bike got distracted when
they saw a cute puppy and crashed into a mailbox.
Someone tried to walk down a set of stairs with
roller skates on and needed ten stitches in their knee.
These are silly, silly ways, this person said. I stood
on a beach ball and fell into a coffee table.
(02:49):
A woman was washing her face in the shower, shoved
her picky up her nose and got a nosebleed.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Oucht.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
I've actually done that while drinking. You know those little
tiny straws they put in.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
The tiny like in your coffee.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
I was trying to make eye contact while Stacy was
telling me a story, and I took a drink and
it went right up home.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Oh, Laurie, thank you so much for calling in and
listening to the show. Have a great day.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I broke three of my toes at one time, Bye.
Speaker 6 (03:20):
I was standing on like an elliptical, and I had
no shoes on, and I was only standing on one
side of the elliptical, and so one of my foot
was up and it got stuck in the back of.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
The wheel of the elliptical.
Speaker 6 (03:30):
I broke all three of them, so my pinky toe
up until my middle toe.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
You had to be screaming, how do you fix that
with a cast?
Speaker 6 (03:37):
No, I had to wear a boot, and my dad
was pissed because I was I couldn't play basketball.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
He was so mad at me. He was so massive.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Word he wore a boot and it's straightened out your toes.
Speaker 6 (03:46):
It just it takes the pressure off of it. Like yeah,
because I didn't need a cast and it's a broken toe,
it's whatever, but.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Really do like you can't do anything on it.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
So I just wore a boot for like three weeks.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
What's the silliest way you ever in yourself? Eight seven
seven n seven More of your calls next with John.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Jane Rich seven need a chick on? What a chick me?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
John Jane Rich, We're getting into the silliest way you
ever injured yourself? Eight seven seven nine three seven four
seven Hi Avery, Hi, Okay.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
So for some context, it was my best friend's twenty
first birthday, and so I had driven up to Flagstaff
on a Monday night and then I was gonna surprise her,
but my other friend I had come into the room
and I was so excited to be there. So I
went to give her a hug and as I swung
my arm around her neck. I chipped my tooth on
(04:42):
my phone, and so my front tooth got split in half,
and so.
Speaker 7 (04:49):
I couldn't do anything about it.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
So I had to go out to all the bars
the rest of the night with half of my toothnessings
could chill it. Yeah, it hurt. It felt like it
was super sensitive and I kept having to like fix
the straw through the hole in my tooth.
Speaker 9 (05:04):
Oh, it was so bad.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
It was so bad, Like what a trooper?
Speaker 6 (05:08):
You just still want to go out for your friend's
twenty first birthday.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
When you're in pain, you look crazy? You're a good friend.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Oh my gosh. I just couldn't stop laughing about it,
like it was just the weirdest situation. We couldn't find
the tooth, So there's half of a tooth on the
floor somewhere and my best friends apartment still So.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Were you like, that's a barn you thanks? Savery? Oh yeah, yeah,
thank you, Chelsea. Silly way you hurt yourself? Chelsea?
Speaker 9 (05:41):
Oh hi, yes, sorry. So I used to work at
a doctor's office and I used to open up the
doctor's office every morning, and so this one time I
was opening up the blinds, getting you know, the sun
shine in and I just tripped. I literally just took
a step trip and fell, and I was like, oh
my gosh, I would screen. I mean, I was the
only one in the doctor's office, and then all of
(06:03):
a sudden, the doctor came in from you know, coming in, and.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
He was like, what's going on?
Speaker 10 (06:07):
And I was like, hi, bro, I think I broke my.
Speaker 9 (06:09):
Ankle because I'm very prone to twisting and breaking my ankle,
and so sure enough he rolled me over to the
hospital right across and it was broken. And I ended
up going back to work that same day because I
was young and dumb and thought, oh my god, like,
if I have to go home, they're going to fire me.
Speaker 11 (06:27):
And so I worked with a broken ankle.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Oh my god, Yeah, because.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
Your bosses let you stay there, Like I would hope
they'd be like, go.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Rest them up, you know what.
Speaker 9 (06:37):
Yeah, it's so crazy. They still made me work because
I was the only m A for a specific doctor
medical assistant for a specific doctor.
Speaker 10 (06:44):
So I was just hobbling around, crying and.
Speaker 9 (06:47):
Paining, and then finally, like towards the end of the day,
I ended up going home and stay home for the
rest of the week.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Oh got your Okay, thanks for sharing that story with
this Chelsea.
Speaker 9 (06:55):
Before I let you go, my kids want to say hi?
Can they say Hi?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (06:59):
Hi?
Speaker 10 (07:00):
Okay Hi.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
I was one and now I'm.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Nine, smart so much.
Speaker 11 (07:14):
We love you.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Thanks for listening. Kathy, silly way you hurt yourself? Kathy, Yes, Hi.
Speaker 7 (07:24):
You know when you're young and you're kind of short,
and you can see everybody doing all these tall kid things.
So I tried to jump up and hit the top
of the door jam like my brother always did. I
had socks on. I jumped as hard as I could.
My feet slipped up from under me, and I smashed
right into the side of the door and got a concussion.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
That visual, though.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Very relatable, we all tried to do it. Cassandra hurt yourself?
Whoa oh chuck one two Cassandra.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Hi.
Speaker 9 (07:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
A few weeks ago, my husband and I I went
out to the.
Speaker 11 (08:00):
Desert and went shooting.
Speaker 10 (08:03):
Everything went great, except.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Just you cannot count on me in the zombie apocalypse.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
I have no aim.
Speaker 11 (08:09):
As we were cleaning up and taking the the stands down,
I slipped in the sand and caught my finger and
I broke the tip of my middle finger.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Now, I let you get into a shooting accident.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
I thought maybe a hobby didn't come home from that zombie.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
A podcast, but my husband may peace. Thanks Casanda Peg,
silly way you hurt yourself.
Speaker 11 (08:32):
Hi there, So this actually just happened on Friday. My
husband works from home and his feet are always cold,
so I bought in those new sweatpants that have feet
in them, like you had when you were like a toddler.
And he's a big guy, he's like sixty to like
three hundred and fifty pounds ish, and he decided to
do his best impression of Chris Farley and Beverly Hills Ninja,
which you know is exactly what you would expect it
(08:55):
to be. And he hyper expended his toes so much
that he could walk, and so he missed my son
entire baseball tournament this weekend.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
Wow, damn, she really got into that that part acting
out that part.
Speaker 11 (09:11):
He really did get into it. So thank god he
works from home.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
YEA a visual a teletubby exactly exactly, thank you.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Unbelievable. Here, listen to this. There's a couple on this list.
A guy waxed his floor, tried to the tom cruise
slide from risky business and didn't stop and busted his
hip on his door. Friend he went far. A woman
was singing part of Your World from Little Mermaid? Do
you know that song? At a karaoke bar? She got
way into it and tore her a c l O dang.
Speaker 9 (09:43):
He was really into.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
It, SHAWNA silly way. You hurt yourself? Hello, Hi, go ahead,
you're on the air. Hi.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
So I was.
Speaker 10 (09:54):
I had just had a shower and I was cleaning
out my nostrils with a Q tip, and I had
just taken off acrylic fingernails, so my fingernails were super
thin and sharp, and my pinky was out and I
scratched the skin off of my eyeball. You could literally
see the skin hanging off my eyeball.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
First of I didn't know eyeballs had skin, So this
is new.
Speaker 10 (10:21):
Well, whatever the surfaces of your eyeball, that's what.
Speaker 11 (10:24):
Was hanging off with.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Why not just blow your nose? Why are you use
it a cue tip?
Speaker 10 (10:28):
Well I did that in the shower, but of course
I had to you know, clean out, and it.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Was there then to use the tissue to take a
cute tip. I would never put a cure. I mean,
tips are great for cleaning out your nose. I've never
I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm going to try
that hasn't blown my nose?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
It's great.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (10:45):
Can you are your eyes better?
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Now?
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Did it grow back?
Speaker 8 (10:48):
Well?
Speaker 10 (10:48):
Yeah, it's fine. Now I do have some star tissue
on it, but I can see fine.
Speaker 9 (10:52):
But but yeah, it was.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
It was horrible.
Speaker 10 (10:54):
It was so painful.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
You're still thank you for sharing that story with a Shauna.
Speaker 10 (10:58):
Well you, Shama, but you're welcome.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Shaw.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
What is it Charlotte?
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Oh Charlotte. Okay, sorry Shan Charlotte, Well, drive safe, thanks
for listening.
Speaker 10 (11:08):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Yesterday, my son Dutch and I went to go get
sushi and next to the sushi place is a wax place.
I can't remember the name of it. And it was
late and I go, It was like six fifteen or six,
and I go, I go go inside, order sushi. I'll
be right back. He goes, all right, what are you
gonna do? I go, I'll be right back, and I
walk and I go, hey, can I get a nose
(11:30):
wax in your ear? Wax? In about forty five minutes
and lady goes our last deployments is seven forty five.
But we can get you in right now. And I go, okay,
I'm gonna go. Tell my start to go. Make sure
you orders the sushi, and i'd be right back. And
I run back and I go, Dutch, I'm gonna get
my nose wax. I'll be right back. Just order the
sushi ordered. I'll be right back. And he's like what
And I run right and then he waxed my They
waxed my nose in my ears. It's really really quick.
(11:51):
And I walk back and all the sushi's already out,
and I was like, what a way to goorious? Yeah,
I was like, where to go? Man? That just changes everything?
Perfect timing, It was great,
A video of a woman in Indonesia is trending after
she managed to get her nose ring cut in the
back of an office chair. We talked about this the
other day, so the timing for this could be better.
We want to get into the silly ways you've ever
injured yourself, and Payton, you could totally relate to the nose.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Ring thing right now, totally. That sounds so painful.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Eight seven seven nine three seven four seven, Megan, what
is a silly way that you injured yourself?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Hey, guys, So you know those big stainless steel water
bottles that they're like, you know, they keep the water
cold inside for hours. So I had a big thirty
two ounce water bottle and I have dropped it before
and like dented it and it tipped my tile. But
one day I was carrying it and it's full of
(00:45):
water and ice and I dropped it on my big
toe and oh my gosh, the pain was real. I
broke my toe from this dang water bottle. Those things
are a weapon, and I I have I'm an r
nurse and I've never understood people to come in for
(01:05):
stupid things. But man, I was so close to going
in because it was so painful my toes that my
toenail fell off and it was black for like four.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Months for my vacation.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:21):
They can withstand fires, so it's like I can imagine.
Speaker 7 (01:24):
What Yeah, yeah, yeah, you have a lot of nerves there.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Did your tonail grow back? I hope it grew back?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Like underneath it was really weird, like I had two toenails, yes,
and then my late my lady like cut it off
and I was like, what the heck was so weird?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
It super village right, Thanks for sharing that story, Megan.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Thanks guys, me too.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Glorie. Tell us the silly way you hurt yourself.
Speaker 8 (02:02):
My son one time he had a giant tree branch
and he was waving it around and I went out
and I grabbed it to take it away from him
so he didn't hurt himself. Well, instead, I poked myself
on the eye with the tree branch, which is what
I was trying to avoid him doing.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
See, that's what happens.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
It's always funny.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Take this stick away from this.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Somebody has a tree hanging out.
Speaker 8 (02:25):
Absolutely absolutely.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I was reading some of these comments, Laurie. Uh, this
person said someone was riding their bike got distracted when
they saw a cute puppy and crashed into a mailbox.
Someone tried to walk down a set of stairs with
roller skates on and needed ten stitches in their knee.
These are silly, silly ways, this person said. I stood
on a beach ball and fell into a coffee table.
(02:49):
A woman was washing her face in the shower, shoved
her picky up her nose and got a nosebleed.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Oucht.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
I've actually done that while drinking. You know those little
tiny straws they put in.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
The tiny like in your coffee.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
I was trying to make eye contact while Stacy was
telling me a story, and I took a drink and
it went right up home.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Oh, Laurie, thank you so much for calling in and
listening to the show. Have a great day.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I broke three of my toes at one time, Bye.
Speaker 6 (03:20):
I was standing on like an elliptical, and I had
no shoes on, and I was only standing on one
side of the elliptical, and so one of my foot
was up and it got stuck in the back of.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
The wheel of the elliptical.
Speaker 6 (03:30):
I broke all three of them, so my pinky toe
up until my middle toe.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
You had to be screaming, how do you fix that
with a cast?
Speaker 6 (03:37):
No, I had to wear a boot, and my dad
was pissed because I was I couldn't play basketball.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
He was so mad at me. He was so massive.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Word he wore a boot and it's straightened out your toes.
Speaker 6 (03:46):
It just it takes the pressure off of it. Like yeah,
because I didn't need a cast and it's a broken toe,
it's whatever, but.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Really do like you can't do anything on it.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
So I just wore a boot for like three weeks.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
What's the silliest way you ever in yourself? Eight seven
seven n seven More of your calls next with John.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Jane Rich seven need a chick on? What a chick me?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
John Jane Rich, We're getting into the silliest way you
ever injured yourself? Eight seven seven nine three seven four
seven Hi Avery, Hi, Okay.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
So for some context, it was my best friend's twenty
first birthday, and so I had driven up to Flagstaff
on a Monday night and then I was gonna surprise her,
but my other friend I had come into the room
and I was so excited to be there. So I
went to give her a hug and as I swung
my arm around her neck. I chipped my tooth on
(04:42):
my phone, and so my front tooth got split in half,
and so.
Speaker 7 (04:49):
I couldn't do anything about it.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
So I had to go out to all the bars
the rest of the night with half of my toothnessings
could chill it. Yeah, it hurt. It felt like it
was super sensitive and I kept having to like fix
the straw through the hole in my tooth.
Speaker 9 (05:04):
Oh, it was so bad.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
It was so bad, Like what a trooper?
Speaker 6 (05:08):
You just still want to go out for your friend's
twenty first birthday.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
When you're in pain, you look crazy? You're a good friend.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Oh my gosh. I just couldn't stop laughing about it,
like it was just the weirdest situation. We couldn't find
the tooth, So there's half of a tooth on the
floor somewhere and my best friends apartment still So.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Were you like, that's a barn you thanks? Savery? Oh yeah, yeah,
thank you, Chelsea. Silly way you hurt yourself? Chelsea?
Speaker 9 (05:41):
Oh hi, yes, sorry. So I used to work at
a doctor's office and I used to open up the
doctor's office every morning, and so this one time I
was opening up the blinds, getting you know, the sun
shine in and I just tripped. I literally just took
a step trip and fell, and I was like, oh
my gosh, I would screen. I mean, I was the
only one in the doctor's office, and then all of
(06:03):
a sudden, the doctor came in from you know, coming in, and.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
He was like, what's going on?
Speaker 10 (06:07):
And I was like, hi, bro, I think I broke my.
Speaker 9 (06:09):
Ankle because I'm very prone to twisting and breaking my ankle,
and so sure enough he rolled me over to the
hospital right across and it was broken. And I ended
up going back to work that same day because I
was young and dumb and thought, oh my god, like,
if I have to go home, they're going to fire me.
Speaker 11 (06:27):
And so I worked with a broken ankle.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Oh my god, Yeah, because.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
Your bosses let you stay there, Like I would hope
they'd be like, go.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Rest them up, you know what.
Speaker 9 (06:37):
Yeah, it's so crazy. They still made me work because
I was the only m A for a specific doctor
medical assistant for a specific doctor.
Speaker 10 (06:44):
So I was just hobbling around, crying and.
Speaker 9 (06:47):
Paining, and then finally, like towards the end of the day,
I ended up going home and stay home for the
rest of the week.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Oh got your Okay, thanks for sharing that story with
this Chelsea.
Speaker 9 (06:55):
Before I let you go, my kids want to say hi?
Can they say Hi?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (06:59):
Hi?
Speaker 10 (07:00):
Okay Hi.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
I was one and now I'm.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Nine, smart so much.
Speaker 11 (07:14):
We love you.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Thanks for listening. Kathy, silly way you hurt yourself? Kathy, Yes, Hi.
Speaker 7 (07:24):
You know when you're young and you're kind of short,
and you can see everybody doing all these tall kid things.
So I tried to jump up and hit the top
of the door jam like my brother always did. I
had socks on. I jumped as hard as I could.
My feet slipped up from under me, and I smashed
right into the side of the door and got a concussion.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
That visual, though.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Very relatable, we all tried to do it. Cassandra hurt yourself?
Whoa oh chuck one two Cassandra.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Hi.
Speaker 9 (07:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
A few weeks ago, my husband and I I went
out to the.
Speaker 11 (08:00):
Desert and went shooting.
Speaker 10 (08:03):
Everything went great, except.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Just you cannot count on me in the zombie apocalypse.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
I have no aim.
Speaker 11 (08:09):
As we were cleaning up and taking the the stands down,
I slipped in the sand and caught my finger and
I broke the tip of my middle finger.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Now, I let you get into a shooting accident.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
I thought maybe a hobby didn't come home from that zombie.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
A podcast, but my husband may peace. Thanks Casanda Peg,
silly way you hurt yourself.
Speaker 11 (08:32):
Hi there, So this actually just happened on Friday. My
husband works from home and his feet are always cold,
so I bought in those new sweatpants that have feet
in them, like you had when you were like a toddler.
And he's a big guy, he's like sixty to like
three hundred and fifty pounds ish, and he decided to
do his best impression of Chris Farley and Beverly Hills Ninja,
which you know is exactly what you would expect it
(08:55):
to be. And he hyper expended his toes so much
that he could walk, and so he missed my son
entire baseball tournament this weekend.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
Wow, damn, she really got into that that part acting
out that part.
Speaker 11 (09:11):
He really did get into it. So thank god he
works from home.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
YEA a visual a teletubby exactly exactly, thank you.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Unbelievable. Here, listen to this. There's a couple on this list.
A guy waxed his floor, tried to the tom cruise
slide from risky business and didn't stop and busted his
hip on his door. Friend he went far. A woman
was singing part of Your World from Little Mermaid? Do
you know that song? At a karaoke bar? She got
way into it and tore her a c l O dang.
Speaker 9 (09:43):
He was really into.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
It, SHAWNA silly way. You hurt yourself? Hello, Hi, go ahead,
you're on the air. Hi.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
So I was.
Speaker 10 (09:54):
I had just had a shower and I was cleaning
out my nostrils with a Q tip, and I had
just taken off acrylic fingernails, so my fingernails were super
thin and sharp, and my pinky was out and I
scratched the skin off of my eyeball. You could literally
see the skin hanging off my eyeball.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
First of I didn't know eyeballs had skin, So this
is new.
Speaker 10 (10:21):
Well, whatever the surfaces of your eyeball, that's what.
Speaker 11 (10:24):
Was hanging off with.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Why not just blow your nose? Why are you use
it a cue tip?
Speaker 10 (10:28):
Well I did that in the shower, but of course
I had to you know, clean out, and it.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Was there then to use the tissue to take a
cute tip. I would never put a cure. I mean,
tips are great for cleaning out your nose. I've never
I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm going to try
that hasn't blown my nose?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
It's great.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (10:45):
Can you are your eyes better?
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Now?
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Did it grow back?
Speaker 8 (10:48):
Well?
Speaker 10 (10:48):
Yeah, it's fine. Now I do have some star tissue
on it, but I can see fine.
Speaker 9 (10:52):
But but yeah, it was.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
It was horrible.
Speaker 10 (10:54):
It was so painful.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
You're still thank you for sharing that story with a Shauna.
Speaker 10 (10:58):
Well you, Shama, but you're welcome.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Shaw.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
What is it Charlotte?
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Oh Charlotte. Okay, sorry Shan Charlotte, Well, drive safe, thanks
for listening.
Speaker 10 (11:08):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Yesterday, my son Dutch and I went to go get
sushi and next to the sushi place is a wax place.
I can't remember the name of it. And it was
late and I go, It was like six fifteen or six,
and I go, I go go inside, order sushi. I'll
be right back. He goes, all right, what are you
gonna do? I go, I'll be right back, and I
walk and I go, hey, can I get a nose
(11:30):
wax in your ear? Wax? In about forty five minutes
and lady goes our last deployments is seven forty five.
But we can get you in right now. And I go, okay,
I'm gonna go. Tell my start to go. Make sure
you orders the sushi, and i'd be right back. And
I run back and I go, Dutch, I'm gonna get
my nose wax. I'll be right back. Just order the
sushi ordered. I'll be right back. And he's like what
And I run right and then he waxed my They
waxed my nose in my ears. It's really really quick.
(11:51):
And I walk back and all the sushi's already out,
and I was like, what a way to goorious? Yeah,
I was like, where to go? Man? That just changes everything?
Perfect timing, It was great,
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