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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Wake your ass up, John Jay and Rich.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
What's crack a like?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
And this is the big Boss Dog snoopy Diagle, double.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Jim bang boom, what you don't do.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
We're not talking about Rin ten team.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
We're not talking about last year.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
It's the one and only.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Dog, the last last big sup Eagle double jib in
your face.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
To be and in the place to be. And you're
listening to John Jay and Rich. Wake your ass sucks,
John Jay and Rich.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Our phone numbers eight seven, seven nine three seven one
o four seven.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
The text line you text.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Jj R and whatever you want to say to us
to the number nine six, eight nine three.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Here is the text John Jay and Rich.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
The Kyle and Fish Couple's Therapy podcast is the best
one yet.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
I love their chemistry and banter.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Kyle's so incredible and it was nice to see her
shine even more than she does on the show.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Oh sweet, the numbers the couples.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Popcat asked with Kyle and Fish, you've already like doubled
the numbers everybody else has already. It's amazing.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
What Yeah, it's huge, go's huge?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Okay, Well yeah, I really liked it. I like hearing
everybody on this show kind of talks to their sig
others differently than they talking here, And I feel like
I talk to you guys and hear your voices more
than anybody else's, But the way you communicate with your spouse,
it's a different tone. And hearing Kyle do her thing
with Fish is funny because you can tell that she
(01:27):
both is like a delight for him and then he's
sort of like, I don't know what to do a
little bit.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Yeah, you can hear the couple's podcast on our on
demand channel. Now, there's a text here that just came in.
It says, what the heck happened to the couple's therapy podcast?
Half of it has horrible echo. I thought that was
somehow fixed because that happened to me too, you know,
But then how does that work? Well?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Last night we had a group text going with that,
and I didn't know because you know, like Scott, my husband,
he does this for a living. So I just kind
of let him handle it. And he says he went
in to like investigate after I read him the text.
I was like, something's wrong with the audio, and he's
like what, So I guess he went back and he
said when he pulled the teases so we could talk
(02:10):
about it.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Last week.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Going up to it, he apparently left them in so
where those were there was echo because it was literally
playing twice. And he's like, Honestly, I didn't think anyone
would download it, so I thought.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
It was more people downloaded than ever before. It's funny,
so I.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Thought fixed now, so he said audio, it's fixed, there
won't be it.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Okay, Well, this text came in fifteen minutes ago, so
I hope it's fixed.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Unless they downloaded it and it was on their phone.
I don't know how that works. I don't know how
that works.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Anyway, it was really I listened to most of it
because the echo came, and then it was funny. Out
of all the days we've all had to dropped our
couples podcasts, it's been on a Sunday.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
I had nothing going on.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Yesterday we dropped the couple's podcasts, and it's Eastern as Church.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Just like, it's so hard.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
To listen to the full thing, so I still have
a little bit of time. But what I did here
was awesome. So again, it's it's the couple's therapy podcast
Kylin Fish, and it is on our on demand channel.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
It is. It is great listening to it, and I
love the AI songs that he.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Made very terrible.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
I loved it. So get this.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
So on Friday, I had this friend of mine. Her
name is Carly, and she's she's such a great human being.
Her and her husband are just such good people. And
they have this like I guess it's a medspa.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
It used to be where they mostly deal with people
that have had cancer or alopatian lost all their hair
so they can have your hair grow back. They have
all these great ways and mechanisms to work and they
work with a lot of women and get their hair back.
And she started adding new things and she had some
kind of party and she invited my wife and I
and when we went, every room at her facility had
like something else going on. Like I was there, she
(03:45):
asked me to go to do a scalp what's it
called hydrofacial, So you know the hydrofacial on your face, right,
a scalp hydrofacial on my on my head, and so
it was like a facial, but on my head.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
It was really cool and it felt good.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
In another they were doing different things in the one
room they were there was one girl there and she
was getting her eyebrows tinted and her eyelashes tinted, and
I was like, I want to try that.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
They go come on in.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
So I did it right, and they did my eyelashes
and did my eyebrows because I had some gray in
my eyebrows, and I was like, I shouldn't have gray
in my eyebrows. I'm thirty eight years old, right, So
apparently my eyebrows are so thick that it sucked in
all the die. My eyebrows were sore. They're nothing compared
to the way they were a couple of days ago.
(04:29):
They look I looked like the dad from Shit's Creek.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
You look like you should be drumming for Green Day.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Oh it's terrible. I looked like Burt from Earning and
Burt my wife. Everyone started laughing hysterically. I could handle it.
They started grabbing like nail Paulish remover and alcohols and.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
They were justly srubbing my eyebrows and get them all off.
I mean, they are dark every day. They were trying
to get them.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Even this morning before I came in, I was trying
to scrub shampoo them out and it's just so dark,
so you can tell right now.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Oh yeah, yeah. When I walked in, I didn't have
my glasses on, but now I have my super super
studio glasses on. You could really tell, Bayton, what.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Do you think?
Speaker 5 (05:03):
I think they look fine. I actually didn't notice that
you've got them good.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Because I think right now they look okay, presentable. But
I had this.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
I got this message from this woman yesterday and I
was thinking about posting it where it's a very serious message.
She's very depressed, she doesn't want to live her life anymore,
and she's like, you know, can you is there anything
you do trim me up? And I sent her a
picture of the day that I got my eyebrows on.
I go, how about this? And she was like, oh
my god, you just made my day. So I thought, oh, okay,
it was worth it.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
It was worth it my eyebrows.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
In fact, Harley messaged me the next day in the
afternoon she goes, oh my god, I'm having lunch and
I just started laughing hysterically thinking about your eyebrows. I'll
post that up on my Instagram at John Jay van As.
You could see my eyebrows, but.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
You look like you have a penetrating question for everyone.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
It's terrible.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
It's like it's just terrible, thick, thick black eyebrows with
my face.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
But Payne, I mean you know something or something like
that with you and your family.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
So yesterday I went over to my parents' house for
Easter and I walked in to like on my parents' side,
and the first thing my dad said, He's like, dang,
you need some sun. And I was like, first of all,
excuse me, Like, hi, hello to you too, happy Eastern,
Like that's gonna be the first thing that you say
to me. And I'm like justice for us half breeds
out here, Like I get so pale in the winter,
(06:19):
it's like I look like a ghost, Like I look sickly.
And then in the summer, my netk, my melanim be
popping it, you come.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Through my freckles.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
It's like it's it's a totally different person. And so
I just was like thanks, dad, and I like went
home and did self tanner on my face.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Okay, so your mom is very fair, right, very fair skinned.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Yeah, my mom's white and my dad's black, so I
get white.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Yeah, she's way white.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
So she gets really pale, and I literally I got
home and I told my boyfriend Kadem. He was like, well,
that's just the name of the game. You gotta deal
with that. And I was like, whatever, that's so.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Annoying, Like leave me alone outside your freckles come out.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
Oh yeah, and like not just my freckles, like my
melton in in general, Like I get a lot more tan,
you know.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Very card like the superhero. You got the best of
both worlds exactly.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
I give like swirl ice cream cone, you know.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Fish which are delicious.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
So do you have self tanter on right now? Yeah?
On my face.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
I put self tann on and I was to sleep
with it, and then I woke up. I washed my
face and then I did.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
My make Is that funny though? The things your dad says,
do you they stick? It's like they're like they cut deep.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Yeah, it goes the other way around.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
Excuse you, this is my mask.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Also, my kids have been ripping on my eyebrows for
three days.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Yeah. If you had skin right now, Peyton, if you
had John Jay's eyebrow color right now, look out.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
I mean, honestly, I feel like like John Jay and
his eyebrows and stuff reminds me of when I came
in here like a year and a half ago with
a hat on because my eyebrows looked a hot mess.
Grant was walking around with fake mustaches on your eyebrows,
like you kund of with me.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
That was I put fake mustaches on my eyes and
was walking around being like I'm painting every
Wake your ass up, John Jay and Rich.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
What's crack a like?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
And this is the big Boss Dog snoopy Diagle, double.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Jim bang boom, what you don't do.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
We're not talking about Rin ten team.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
We're not talking about last year.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
It's the one and only.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Dog, the last last big sup Eagle double jib in
your face.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
To be and in the place to be. And you're
listening to John Jay and Rich. Wake your ass sucks,
John Jay and Rich.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Our phone numbers eight seven, seven nine three seven one
o four seven.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
The text line you text.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Jj R and whatever you want to say to us
to the number nine six, eight nine three.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Here is the text John Jay and Rich.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
The Kyle and Fish Couple's Therapy podcast is the best
one yet.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
I love their chemistry and banter.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Kyle's so incredible and it was nice to see her
shine even more than she does on the show.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Oh sweet, the numbers the couples.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Popcat asked with Kyle and Fish, you've already like doubled
the numbers everybody else has already. It's amazing.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
What Yeah, it's huge, go's huge?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Okay, Well yeah, I really liked it. I like hearing
everybody on this show kind of talks to their sig
others differently than they talking here, And I feel like
I talk to you guys and hear your voices more
than anybody else's, But the way you communicate with your spouse,
it's a different tone. And hearing Kyle do her thing
with Fish is funny because you can tell that she
(01:27):
both is like a delight for him and then he's
sort of like, I don't know what to do a
little bit.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Yeah, you can hear the couple's podcast on our on
demand channel. Now, there's a text here that just came in.
It says, what the heck happened to the couple's therapy podcast?
Half of it has horrible echo. I thought that was
somehow fixed because that happened to me too, you know,
But then how does that work? Well?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Last night we had a group text going with that,
and I didn't know because you know, like Scott, my husband,
he does this for a living. So I just kind
of let him handle it. And he says he went
in to like investigate after I read him the text.
I was like, something's wrong with the audio, and he's
like what, So I guess he went back and he
said when he pulled the teases so we could talk
(02:10):
about it.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Last week.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Going up to it, he apparently left them in so
where those were there was echo because it was literally
playing twice. And he's like, Honestly, I didn't think anyone
would download it, so I thought.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
It was more people downloaded than ever before. It's funny,
so I.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Thought fixed now, so he said audio, it's fixed, there
won't be it.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Okay, Well, this text came in fifteen minutes ago, so
I hope it's fixed.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Unless they downloaded it and it was on their phone.
I don't know how that works. I don't know how
that works.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Anyway, it was really I listened to most of it
because the echo came, and then it was funny. Out
of all the days we've all had to dropped our
couples podcasts, it's been on a Sunday.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
I had nothing going on.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Yesterday we dropped the couple's podcasts, and it's Eastern as Church.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Just like, it's so hard.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
To listen to the full thing, so I still have
a little bit of time. But what I did here
was awesome. So again, it's it's the couple's therapy podcast
Kylin Fish, and it is on our on demand channel.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
It is. It is great listening to it, and I
love the AI songs that he.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Made very terrible.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
I loved it. So get this.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
So on Friday, I had this friend of mine. Her
name is Carly, and she's she's such a great human being.
Her and her husband are just such good people. And
they have this like I guess it's a medspa.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
It used to be where they mostly deal with people
that have had cancer or alopatian lost all their hair
so they can have your hair grow back. They have
all these great ways and mechanisms to work and they
work with a lot of women and get their hair back.
And she started adding new things and she had some
kind of party and she invited my wife and I
and when we went, every room at her facility had
like something else going on. Like I was there, she
(03:45):
asked me to go to do a scalp what's it
called hydrofacial, So you know the hydrofacial on your face, right,
a scalp hydrofacial on my on my head, and so
it was like a facial, but on my head.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
It was really cool and it felt good.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
In another they were doing different things in the one
room they were there was one girl there and she
was getting her eyebrows tinted and her eyelashes tinted, and
I was like, I want to try that.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
They go come on in.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
So I did it right, and they did my eyelashes
and did my eyebrows because I had some gray in
my eyebrows, and I was like, I shouldn't have gray
in my eyebrows. I'm thirty eight years old, right, So
apparently my eyebrows are so thick that it sucked in
all the die. My eyebrows were sore. They're nothing compared
to the way they were a couple of days ago.
(04:29):
They look I looked like the dad from Shit's Creek.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
You look like you should be drumming for Green Day.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Oh it's terrible. I looked like Burt from Earning and
Burt my wife. Everyone started laughing hysterically. I could handle it.
They started grabbing like nail Paulish remover and alcohols and.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
They were justly srubbing my eyebrows and get them all off.
I mean, they are dark every day. They were trying
to get them.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Even this morning before I came in, I was trying
to scrub shampoo them out and it's just so dark,
so you can tell right now.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Oh yeah, yeah. When I walked in, I didn't have
my glasses on, but now I have my super super
studio glasses on. You could really tell, Bayton, what.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Do you think?
Speaker 5 (05:03):
I think they look fine. I actually didn't notice that
you've got them good.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Because I think right now they look okay, presentable. But
I had this.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
I got this message from this woman yesterday and I
was thinking about posting it where it's a very serious message.
She's very depressed, she doesn't want to live her life anymore,
and she's like, you know, can you is there anything
you do trim me up? And I sent her a
picture of the day that I got my eyebrows on.
I go, how about this? And she was like, oh
my god, you just made my day. So I thought, oh, okay,
it was worth it.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
It was worth it my eyebrows.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
In fact, Harley messaged me the next day in the
afternoon she goes, oh my god, I'm having lunch and
I just started laughing hysterically thinking about your eyebrows. I'll
post that up on my Instagram at John Jay van As.
You could see my eyebrows, but.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
You look like you have a penetrating question for everyone.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
It's terrible.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
It's like it's just terrible, thick, thick black eyebrows with
my face.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
But Payne, I mean you know something or something like
that with you and your family.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
So yesterday I went over to my parents' house for
Easter and I walked in to like on my parents' side,
and the first thing my dad said, He's like, dang,
you need some sun. And I was like, first of all,
excuse me, Like, hi, hello to you too, happy Eastern,
Like that's gonna be the first thing that you say
to me. And I'm like justice for us half breeds
out here, Like I get so pale in the winter,
(06:19):
it's like I look like a ghost, Like I look sickly.
And then in the summer, my netk, my melanim be
popping it, you come.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Through my freckles.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
It's like it's it's a totally different person. And so
I just was like thanks, dad, and I like went
home and did self tanner on my face.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Okay, so your mom is very fair, right, very fair skinned.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Yeah, my mom's white and my dad's black, so I
get white.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Yeah, she's way white.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
So she gets really pale, and I literally I got
home and I told my boyfriend Kadem. He was like, well,
that's just the name of the game. You gotta deal
with that. And I was like, whatever, that's so.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Annoying, Like leave me alone outside your freckles come out.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
Oh yeah, and like not just my freckles, like my
melton in in general, Like I get a lot more tan,
you know.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Very card like the superhero. You got the best of
both worlds exactly.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
I give like swirl ice cream cone, you know.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Fish which are delicious.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
So do you have self tanter on right now? Yeah?
On my face.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
I put self tann on and I was to sleep
with it, and then I woke up. I washed my
face and then I did.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
My make Is that funny though? The things your dad says,
do you they stick? It's like they're like they cut deep.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Yeah, it goes the other way around.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
Excuse you, this is my mask.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Also, my kids have been ripping on my eyebrows for
three days.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Yeah. If you had skin right now, Peyton, if you
had John Jay's eyebrow color right now, look out.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
I mean, honestly, I feel like like John Jay and
his eyebrows and stuff reminds me of when I came
in here like a year and a half ago with
a hat on because my eyebrows looked a hot mess.
Grant was walking around with fake mustaches on your eyebrows,
like you kund of with me.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
That was I put fake mustaches on my eyes and
was walking around being like I'm painting every
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