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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Rich wake las sucks.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
One O four seven Kiss FM. It's John Jay and Rich.
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number nine six eight ninety three. You know, we have
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coffee here at the radio station that's applied for us,
and the machines have broken a lot in the last
two weeks. And they also have an espresso thing and
they're out of espresso and they put out like an
all staff email a couple of weeks ago out of espresso,
so sorry, and it's Starbucks espresso that they're out of.
So when I come in the morning, I make one
every day before the show starts. So now I've been
driving by the Starbucks from my house and getting my
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drip coffee with espresso shot in it. And the price
I'm just gonna use round figures is usually six bucks.
I'm driving through this morning, and I swear the lady
says to me, that'll be three dollars. Like three dollars.
Oh man, she's probably making me the small one. I said, VENTI,
like I'm learning the relearning the language. I said, VENTI
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with espresso shot. And I'm like, I've got to tell
her it's a mistake. If she charges me three dollars.
I'm gonna be honest. I mean, it's Easter weekend, it's
the Easter vibes right now. Sure, I'm gonna be honest
and be like, you know, it's normally more than that.
I think you made a mistake. So I get to
the drive through and she says to me, she holds
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up the normal size, this big size, and she goes,
it'll be six dollars. And I'm like, wait a minute,
you said three dollars right now. I know I'm positive
she said three dollars. And I go, okay, and I
give her the app to pay for it on the
app and she says, you have enough stars for a
free one. Would you like a free drink? And I
said yes, and here we are.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Yeah, it's gonna be a crazy drink. He is risen,
you're honestly? Is sut you free?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Yeah? Exactly. I was gonna be honest in the beginning.
I was still gonna be honest. But now it's like free.
I just love that. There's just something about getting it free.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
It's amazing you saved six bucks. That's a big deal.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
You know.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Hopefully I'm waiting for iHeart to get the freaking's espresso
back so I don't have to go pay.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
So will it make you appreciate it more? Because every
morning you come in and you have free coffee when
you're in here, I know I'm not as excited about it.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Everybody actually come in guess what free coffee?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Coffee?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I actually you know, you know, I'm new to the
coffee world. I had yet to have a cup of
coffee where I go, oh, this is delicious. Like I
don't like coffee. I think you gotta have the right thing.
It's like it's like anything else you gotta like. If
you go someplace that has like you know, that just
doesn't right. You don't need anything in it.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Yeah, I don't put anything there coffee like shop or
like a cute little coffee truck.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I've been to those places, and to me, most coffee
tastes the same, the first sipzen. But I mean, there's
a purpose, there's a reason I'm drinking it. But that's
so stated. The coffee here at the radio station, to me,
does taste better than to me, it does tastes like dirt.
To me, it tastes better than like this coffee right here.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
It's like our brand of brown water. Dirt is what
it tastes like to me.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I don't taste coffee. I just use it because my
doctor said it makes you not hungry. So that's what
I do. I drink coffee in the morning. I'm not hungry.
I'm used to it now, I'm used to not be hungry.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
That's just a little free coffee.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Congratulations than as cup of coffee.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Yeah, anytime something like that happens, I feel like it's
like it sets the tone for the day definitely, and
then it's like nothing.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Can bother you today.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Anything happens you got free coffee this morning.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
That's true for the strip malls that announce it.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Hey, guys, I have to remember what Cole said, because
I think there'll be a lot of things that canna
bother me better.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
You just have to revert back to I got free
coffee this morning.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
It's gonna be a great day. Uh.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
You said the thing yesterday, Kyle saying that your kids
are hooked. It reminded me so much. It was like
it was like a fast forward rewind of my kids
growing up of songs that they get stuck.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
So there's there's a lot of songs that I think
are like viral right now that are that could be
considered annoying, but I don't think are annoying. Chicken Banana,
Chicken Banana not annoying to me. In fact, I can
dance along with that, Like, I'm all for that trend.
But my kids are stuck on this song. And I
know it came from their older cousins. I know that
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that that's how they were introduced to it.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
But the fact that they.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Were and they don't stop playing it, and this song
literally says nothing, I just have like reached my breaking point.
So this is the song that my daughter is playing NonStop.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Some crops, give me your bo give me Subway, fly.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
A Subway, mcfruppe, skibbitype, Skimmity's in there, skibbity So you.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Know, jen Elva is all over.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
This is a soccer player? Does he endure subway? And
that's like a commercial.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
It's not a commercial, it's like a full song. There's
like three minutes of this that is going on. I
do not know where it comes from, but like when
you pull it up in like music app, it's under
y two K sports and so I'm like, is it
on a video game?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Is it where?
Speaker 5 (05:40):
I don't even want to know where it comes from.
I just wanted to go away A.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Little black eyed piece to me, if you really listen,
listen sounds like, well, I am.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
I kind of like it. This is the beginning of
the song, though it ramps up and gets higher energy
and then you're like, what are we singing about? I
don't know, and I'm like, oh no, I'm at that
point where it's like this is probably the in song.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
And now I'm the mom.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Who doesn't like the in song. So I'm like trying
to like it, but every time my kids played, I'm like,
I can't, I can't like it.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
You can't. You kids don't know good music. They're gonna
be one of those moms.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
I know, and I don't want to be that mom,
but I think I'm the mom right now.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I'm hoping that we hear it more and more and
more if it's if it's one of those like for me.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
I remember there was Narwals.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Swim in the.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Commotion.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
Swimming also a very fun vibe I can get down with.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
And I didn't know about nor Wals until that song.
I didn't know I could be a polar bear.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I didn't know. I still don't know what. I thought.
It was like an otter or something or seal. I
don't know what it was, but it's like a real animal,
it swimming in the ocean. And then and then there
was what I think this is one of my favorites
is the grapes with the ducks.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
But a dog walked up to a lenin a stand
and he said to the man run in the stand, Hey, bump, bump, bump,
got any rapes?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I think the most annoying one of all time. And
I think the first time I heard it was from
Kyle was baby Shark, baby Shark.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Again. I can get down with baby Shark like a
whole damn for everything? What do I do?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
This one the bests.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
The rest of cellular modular interacted bagular.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Ring ring ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, right there.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
Pumping, bumping, bumping, hellenaphone, it's.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
No boney, it ain't.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
A pony my cellular mogular phone.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Those those went viral, But what about ones that actually
reached the charts? What the fuck? The one that annoyed names.
I was the older sister when this song came out.
My brother's played all the time. This song is so
annoying to me, it doesn't make me twitch a little.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
So the song that started it that though, for Kyle
is Subway mcfrope mcbappee right, So pay attention to that.
See if you hear that, maybe it'll be a big
hit song here on the radio station someday. You'll never
know