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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Wake yours, John Jay and Ridge, what's crack a leg?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
And this is the Big Boss doll Snoopy Deagle, double.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Gisel, bang boom, what you don't do?
Speaker 4 (00:15):
We're not talking about Rid ten team, We're not talking
about last.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
It's the one and only Dog, the last lastly picks
you Beagle, double Gil in your.
Speaker 5 (00:23):
Face to me and in the place to be and
you're listening to John Jay and Ridge, wake your ways.
Our phone number is eight seven seven nine three seven
one oh four seven. And that's important because we have
Morgan Waller tickets we're giving away today and we're doing
it by playing Confession Wednesday. We want to hear your
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deep secrets. We can disguise your voice, we can give
you a different name. He calls it eight seven seven
nine seven four seven, and then we're gonna vote and
pick a winner.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Best the best one will win, Morgan Walla.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
We're gonna do it all morning long, So get ready
to confest. Call right now if you want. Eight seven
seven nine three seven one four seven is Confession Wednesday.
We used to do it all the time. We took
about a ten year break and now it's back right.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Son calling It's something different.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
Calling for Walt Mall, walling whatever, calling for walling. Yeah,
but confession Wednesday is it probably the easiest way to
tell you what it is. Confess your sins to us
and you can win Morgan walland tickets. That's how we'll
do it. I gotta tell you, guys. I told Riches,
I don't know what happened, but like, I ate something
last night and it just threw me sideways. I don't
I don't know, like I was groggy. Now I narrowed
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it down to a couple of things. I think when
you have food poisoning or something like that, you kind
of know what it is, right, So I don't know
if that's what I have, or I took too much
CBD last night before I.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Went the bat I know what did we not learn
our lesson the first one?
Speaker 5 (01:49):
I think your friend is making a more powerful batches.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
More powerful two hundred times the actual.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Dome the first time. That's why last night I took
two eye droppers full, and I did it the night before,
and yesterday I was fine. So that's why I said,
I'm trying to figure out what it is. I don't
know if it was.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Droppers cool eye droppers, full of the CBD. I think
you're supposed to just do a couple of drops.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Per I've been doing droppers full for a long time.
I've never had a problem. But I'm just saying today
I feel kind of like slow, and I feel really full.
And then I had like something pains last night, and
I chugged some pepto bismol, which, by the way, is great.
It tastes greatly. It usually like fixes things, except I
ran out. I didn't have enough, which made me get
all up sad. My wife like, that's something we should
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always have.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Did you eat something weird for dinner? Like something unusual?
Speaker 5 (02:34):
I did, my wife. So I was I'm trying to
get my ten thousand steps a day, you know. And
my wife was supposed to be meet the house yesterday
at two thirty and we're gonna go walk after we
got our drip. And sure enough, you know, she's I
don't know where she is. She's out with a friend
and it's like four thirty. It was like four and
I'm like, I'm going on walk by myself. So I
went on this long walk. I was walking and she
came up behind me and picked me up. I was
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like I'm gonna go get a haircut. I'm walking to
the barbershop. Four mile walk to the barbershop, so I'm walking. God,
it was only half a mile in when she pulled up.
And then she goes, you know how I like dates.
I'm like, yeah, she goes, look at this. She was
at her friend's house and somebody there made these days,
took these dates. They put peanut butter and chocolate on it.
And she gave me like three of them and I
ate them and they were great. And I'm wondering if
that because that's not something I normally would eat. But
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then I was this restaurant last night, and I don't
want to say what restaurant it is, but rich also
went to this restaurant last night, different part of town,
and they announced yesterday that they were serving breakfast all day,
which I thought was fantastic. But I had already ordered
my food, but I felt like I had to jump
on the breakfast meal, so I ordered breakfast too. And
this is at six o'clock last night, so I was
extra full. So I don't know what it is, but
I just feel like, ah.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Well, if you had, if you had the avocado toast
That's what I had and it was delicious and fine.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
I know, I built my own bowl at egg Bowl. Oh,
I saw that it was great. It was great. But anyway,
hoping that you know, we went and got IV drips
yesterday in Kyle's friend's place, and that I'm hoping that's
fighting whatever it is that I got, you know what
I mean?
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Da that place. Prime IV was soundingly nice. Those misses nice.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
So I get IV's. I get them fairly regularly, but
I've never had an experience like that.
Speaker 7 (04:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (04:08):
I think the first time I went into Prime I V.
It was with Peyton and we went in and we
were like, wait a second. These zero gravity chairs are
something else. It's like, we've gotten drips plenty of times,
we've had drops here in the studio, we've had drips
like at my house before, but like doing it in
one of those chairs, it's.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Just like really elevates, steep experienced.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Those chairs are amazing. I was asking where they got
them from. They said it was part of Prime IV.
They all all the stores have them, and they're like
ten grand a piece something like that.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
There's one hundred and forty of those Prime I V's.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
I did not know that crazy, but that chare that
button massage might have been the most fun I've had
in a long long time.
Speaker 8 (04:42):
Well, it was funny because John Jay was sitting right
next to me, and at one point, like the nurse
comes in and she like checks everyone's IV's, make sure
everything's flowing and whatnot, and I just hear John Jay, go, can.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I make the massage just the button?
Speaker 5 (04:55):
She did.
Speaker 8 (04:55):
It was great as she did, but it was funny
because when we were all picking out IV We're like,
which one do you pick?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
The glow one for beauty, painted the sports one last time?
Speaker 8 (05:04):
And I think all of us unanimously picked the immunity
one except John Day. Of course, you're always a little different,
John Jay. But like for me, I'm like, my daughter
was sick earlier this week, my son is currently sick.
I'm like, I got to get something to make sure
I stay healthy, because you know, the one taking care
of everyone got to keep it. And they're like talking
about how there's like the quademic right now with all
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the influenza A and fluenza.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
You know, all the things nobody does.
Speaker 9 (05:31):
How did you feel after your drip, Kyle, Because doesn't
it usually make you nauseous and stuff, and I know
you had to switch it up.
Speaker 8 (05:36):
Yeah, so you Usually I feel sick after I do
a drip, but then I know it benefits me, so
I just like keep doing it. But I think what
they did yesterday totally helped because they say there's a
glutathion add on that they push.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Because they like put in after your drip is totally done.
Speaker 8 (05:56):
And they were like, I think maybe it was putting
you too quickly before, and they did it super slow
and I didn't feel nauseous at all.
Speaker 9 (06:03):
Oh my gosh, that's awesome.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
I'm like finally found the answer.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
That's good.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
Yeah, can you call her back? No, Jen, call back?
Jen was on hold of the confession.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Oh, J want to hear.
Speaker 10 (06:17):
Jen?
Speaker 5 (06:18):
I know what a bomber Peyton. What's the problem we
have with our cameras in the studio.
Speaker 9 (06:23):
They're honestly making me feel really self conscious about myself.
I'm making a serious look on Instagram because no, I know,
I don't know who that sickly ghost is on that Instagram,
but I look ill and it's really messing with my
self confidence. I'm being so for real.
Speaker 8 (06:37):
No, I feel like I'm right there with you because
they're so close.
Speaker 9 (06:42):
And it's like my thing though, is like, yeah, they're
so close, but I look so pale, like I look sick,
Like I seriously looked I was in lights on in here, yeah,
and then I turn on my camera on my phone
and then I'm just like, you're ugly, and then that's
how I feel.
Speaker 11 (06:56):
And that's what.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Night.
Speaker 9 (06:58):
You were gorgeous, not in these cameras, thank you, but
not in these cameras. We need to do something about
it because it's seriously messing.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
With What do you not like about it? I think
you look great. The cameras look pale, pale makeup on,
so they do. That's what That's what TV acors do.
Speaker 9 (07:13):
I understand. But also like I would like to think
that I'm naturally pretty and I don't need to put
on makeup, Like what, maybe we'll.
Speaker 8 (07:19):
Get more like warmer lights because they're a cooler light.
They're really bright. Maybe like a warmer light would be better.
I think it's all about the lighting.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Hey, we got Gen ready for confession Wednesday. She called back,
Good morning, Jen morning, all right, so we want to
hear your confession and then you'll be putting the Hopper
to win Morgan Walling tickets. Good morning, my son, what
is your confession?
Speaker 10 (07:42):
All right?
Speaker 12 (07:42):
So the prefaces I did try to rectify.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
You said, okay, go ahead, you know, I just.
Speaker 12 (07:49):
Try to make this right. So I was kind of
home and night, let's turn right, and I all, I
didn't just person just die on election stood just kind
of different behind me, and I kind of him not
hard and and you know, like just enough to wear
like holy crap. But he didn't fall. He just kept feeling.
Speaker 13 (08:11):
He just kept feeling.
Speaker 12 (08:12):
And so I did you turn. I was following him
probably five minutes with his face and stop nothing like
he's a robot. So I just I felt like the
most awful human being ever, ever, ever, ever, And and
so I just did another turn and.
Speaker 14 (08:32):
Just said at home, I I try knowesn okay.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
So just so understand, you're driving and you hit a
guy on an electric scooter.
Speaker 11 (08:44):
Yes, but stop scared.
Speaker 8 (08:49):
He's okay though, So you can't feel that bad about
it unless you watch it.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
You're number two on HBO Max. That's what happened.
Speaker 12 (08:55):
Kind of, I was like, that's illegal?
Speaker 15 (08:58):
Is it like it is?
Speaker 12 (08:59):
If you're like it is, but like I followed him.
I stocked him for like five.
Speaker 16 (09:03):
Minutes and.
Speaker 10 (09:05):
Nothing.
Speaker 12 (09:06):
You didn't turn, you didn't stop, you didn't He just
kept going in the street narrow.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
Yeah, and then you find out later that he died
in the ditch later. That's what happened in this movie.
This guy was coming home and he bumped into some
but he killed the girl on the road and then
didn't find out about it until later. He didn't know
what it was. And then later he's like, oh, man, Jan,
you follow and we know Judge Jared's Confession Wednesday. So
hold on, Jan, hold on, you are in the hopper.
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That's how it works. That's how Confession Wednesday works. That's
how callin for Wallen works. So Jen is the first
contestant to be thrown in the hopper for Morgan Wallan tickets.
So now you call it an eight seven seven ninety
three seven one O four seven if you can beat
that Storykle, what's coming to three Things you need to Know?
Speaker 8 (09:50):
I'll tell you which social media company is coming for YELP.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Next with John Jaye.
Speaker 9 (09:55):
Richt Thing John Jaye rich Live on the Free iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
Kylein, Folks, got three things we need to know what
you got.
Speaker 8 (10:05):
So the White House did two things yesterday that sparked headlines.
Trump asked Elon Musk to go get the two stranded
NASA astronauts stuck at the space station, and White House
Press Secretary Carolina leave It had her first press briefing
and updated us on those mystery drones that were cited
late last year.
Speaker 17 (10:22):
After research and study, the drones that were flying over
New Jersey and large numbers were authorized to be flown
by the FAA for research and various other reasons. Many
of these drones were also hobbyists, recreational and private individuals
that enjoy flying jones. In time, it got worse due
to curiosity.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
This was not the enemy.
Speaker 10 (10:43):
So there you go.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
That's the official White House answer on the drones.
Speaker 8 (10:47):
It wasn't immediately clear what sort of research was being
conducted with those druns.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
When you said Trump told Elon Muskell, get to get
those astronauts, I had this visual of them going, I'm
on it, sir in flies.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Like he has just got a jet pack on his
back and the time.
Speaker 8 (11:03):
Yeah right, So TikTok's not slowing down, even though they
may be facing a ban in I don't know what
the countdown is at sixty days away or something like that.
They are going strong and they just announced some new features.
The newest one allows you to rate and review restaurants
right on the app, coming right for Yelp. After you
(11:24):
give the restaurant a five star or less, rating, screen
pops up for you to write your review.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Could be a game changer for eaters.
Speaker 8 (11:31):
There's so many food TikTokers like out there that make
a big deal in the restaurant world that this just
adds another element to their influencer life. I think if
you are on dating apps, there is one thing that
maybe you should break it to your potential dates slowly,
maybe not just put it in your profile. They say
(11:54):
singles following a vegetarian diet may be viewed as less
attractive than meat eaters. Now, obviously you want to mention
this if you're going on a date and they're going
to go to one of those meat places where they
just slice the meat right.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Off the thing in front of your sobery child's not
for you.
Speaker 8 (12:10):
Yeah, you're going to want to mention that when you're
planning it. But apparently if someone sees this in your profile,
you are automatically less attractive to your potential dater.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
So yeah, definitely mention it, but maybe don't put in there.
That's three things you need to know.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
So my trainer, Chris, you know, he's thirty three, he's single.
I mean he's dating somebody. Now, he's in a pretty
good relationship. But a while ago, there was somebody at
my gym trying to set them up with someone with
their plates instructor. Right, he's a trainer, she's a plat instructor,
and the plate's instructor. Just go out of a relationship,
get this with some very wealthy guy that has a
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go kart track in his basement, has a shark tank
with sharks in his basement. And the reason that they
broke up is because he was like, here's the deal.
We're going to get married within two years. We're going
to get a surrogate. We're going to have three girls.
And he starts telling this woman exactly how she's going
to live her life.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
And he's like, he's like yeah, She's like, I don't
think so creepy?
Speaker 5 (13:06):
Why right, is't that crazy?
Speaker 9 (13:08):
Like how manipula it is?
Speaker 8 (13:09):
I know, I mean great that you're thinking about our
future but not great that you're trying.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
To dictate it.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Cool about the sharks in the basement, though, I'd be.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
In Yeah, I kind of want to see that. And
I figured by me saying that that someone listening has
to know who that guy is.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Yeah, they can't be that many.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
Sharks in an aquarium and the go kart track in
your basement. Come on, it's time for horse coops. Payton,
what is the five horse copes today?
Speaker 9 (13:31):
Well, Valentine's Day is going to be here before we
know it, So I'm gonna tell you your zodiac signs
toxic trait in relationships.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
It's trying to help Payton out on the phones and
I picked up Sheldon here. She was pretty excited.
Speaker 18 (13:43):
Go on there, Hey Sheldon, Hi, good morning everybody.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
What's your sign?
Speaker 18 (13:51):
I have a Capricorn?
Speaker 9 (13:53):
Okay, I got you, Sheldon. So for Capricorn, you love hard,
but you express it through being busy. So your version
of romance is sending calendar invites for date nights and
you think I'm proud of you. Is like peak affection.
So show some feelings, Capricorns, your toxic trait is acting
like love is a side quest instead of the main game.
Speaker 19 (14:16):
Okay, Peyton, I've called him before and I've like been
I haven't ever truly felt like a Capricorn.
Speaker 20 (14:24):
And I know I could look up like my moon
status or whatever, and then I could be like lean
more towards then thediac. Fine, but I'll take it.
Speaker 21 (14:34):
I just don't agree with this.
Speaker 9 (14:36):
Hey, And that's okay. Every day is it gonna imagine?
Speaker 5 (14:40):
Have a great day, Sheldon, Thank you for listening.
Speaker 18 (14:42):
Thank you too, goodbye.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Really, you know the thing how you posted thing on
the US last week about all the planets being in line? Yeah, right,
I'm sure I missed that. But last night I was
kind of like chilling out in my hotub and I
look up and I could see so many planets, but
they weren't in a line, because I'm sure that happened
a couple of days ago. But they were still like
all there. It was really freaking cool.
Speaker 8 (15:02):
I actually think they're supposedly lined up for like a
couple of weeks.
Speaker 5 (15:05):
Well, they were in the straight line.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
They were line someone in a kindergarten line.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
Yeah, they were. Yeah, that's great, Jen, Hi with your sign.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Hi Paris.
Speaker 9 (15:16):
My birthday is tomorrow, Happy birthday, Yes, Happy early birthday.
You're gonna have to call us again tomorrow on your
birthday so you can get your morning started off right.
But I am going to tell you what your toxic
trade is for being an Aquarius. So you are the
cool and mysterious partner until somebody asks you how you feel,
and then you go ghost mode. You're gonna send memes
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instead of genuine affection, and you're gonna act confused and
your partner wants something deeper. Your toxic trait is gaslighting
yourself into thinking you don't have emotions.
Speaker 12 (15:46):
You're spun on and that's creepy.
Speaker 9 (15:49):
I try.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
Thank you did have a great thing.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
That sounds really complicated.
Speaker 9 (15:55):
Aquariuses are complicated. I live with the one.
Speaker 21 (16:00):
Hi, how you guys doing today?
Speaker 10 (16:04):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (16:04):
I got you, So for Gemini, your love life is
a group chat with yourself because you can't decide what
you actually want. One day you're planning your future and
the next you're convincing yourself that monogamy is a social construct.
So pick a lane, Shane. I'm begging you. Your toxic trait,
it's flirting with someone else just to test the waters.
Speaker 21 (16:24):
Listen, it's all about me, boo.
Speaker 6 (16:26):
That's how I roll own feeling.
Speaker 12 (16:28):
We know that.
Speaker 5 (16:31):
All right today?
Speaker 9 (16:33):
How about for the pis of the group, Yeah, Rich
is our Pisces. Pisces, you fall in love too fast
and then you act shocked when the situationship ends in tears,
So you're you've convinced your love life is a baby
when it's actually not. It's time to blast sag music
and stare out of a window dramatically. Your toxic trait
is ignoring red flags like their aesthetic decorations.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Oh my gosh, that was a story of single rich
Berry for decades, seven.
Speaker 9 (16:58):
Red flags that you come on Rich? Yeah, Kyle is
our libra Libras. You avoid conflict like it's an unpaid bill,
but you'll low key flirt with someone else just to
see if you still got it. You don't mean to
be toxic, but if we're being real, you like options.
So your toxic trait is leaving people on red while
posting their straps all the time.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Hilarious.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
I'd be like, did you get my TM? Did you
get my DM?
Speaker 2 (17:24):
I don't look at my dms that often. Sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
What about for you for Leos?
Speaker 9 (17:29):
Yeah, Leo's in our world our boo is our biggest fan,
and if they don't hype us up like a celebrity,
we are questioning the entire relationship. We need constant validation,
but we will never admit it. Our toxic trait, as Leo's,
is turning every minor inconvenience into a full blown scene.
Speaker 5 (17:49):
Okay, how about Virgo.
Speaker 9 (17:50):
I'm really excited about this, Virgos. You don't date, you audit.
If your partner doesn't meet your twenty seven point criteria
for a relationship, you are mentally packing their before they
even mess up. And your toxic trait is over analyzing
text like it's a forensic investigation.
Speaker 5 (18:07):
That's awesome. Are we going to get to your sign that?
I'll post it on our website, John day and Rich
dot com. Hey do you know that today is also
National Curmudgeon Day?
Speaker 22 (18:16):
It is?
Speaker 5 (18:17):
Yeah? Do you know what a curmudgeon is?
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Just like a cranky person?
Speaker 5 (18:20):
Yeahrump a grump. So I figured i'd do a little
curmudgeon trivia for you. Okay, right, because what's today? Wednesday?
It's Wednesday, you guys, It's Wednesday and you Okay, So
I'm gonna give you the name of the actor or
the character the curmudgeon. You tell me the TV show
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he's on? Ron Swanson, Oh, Rich, Yes, Community No, No, Parks,
Parks and rec Marty Crane.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Throwing a blank on that.
Speaker 5 (18:58):
Yes, Nick, Nope, that's a dad on Frasier. How about
this Kyle Gregory.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
House Doctor House on the show House.
Speaker 5 (19:12):
Yes, Rich, Monty Burns, Monty Ben's Simpsons, Nick Waldorf and Statler, Yes,
Peyton Oscar the Grouch that yes, Kyle Logan Roy Succession, Yes,
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he's a curmudgeon. Nick Miller, anyone knows who Nick Miller
is from? Girl Jay Pritchett.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Oh, Oh, he's in in the One Family, the.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
Frank Reynolds, come on, Grant Oh, always sunny in Philadelphia.
Kyle Evan, he's Scrooge.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
He's from It Goes Before the Night Before Christmas.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
The Christmas Carol. Yeah, rich Al Bundy all not only
the Oh my Gosh, Mary married with children. Kyle Dwight
shrewd oh on the Office. Yes, Peyton Sheldon Cooper.
Speaker 9 (20:26):
Oh from Young Sheldon and the Big Bank there.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
Yes, Kyle Wednesday Adams from Wednesday, Yes, Rich George Costanzo
Seinfeld Yes, and those are your curmudgeons for National crimud Day,
Good morning, Mary, what's going on?
Speaker 14 (20:40):
I was listening to you guys talk about things that
annoy you, and I wanted to talk about something that
annoys me. So, you know, when you go to the
drive through, how like back in the days used to
be like, oh, fifteen minutes. If you wait longer than that,
you get your food free. Now tell me why every
drive through has that little space afterwards, so you have
to wait and and you're like sitting there, ten, fifteen,
(21:02):
twenty minutes go by, and it's just ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
Is it funny how impatient we all are now? As
people like I went to this restaurant the other day
that serves oatmeal, just oatmeal, that's pretty much. They serve
like three things. And I went in and I said, hey,
can I get the banana protein oatmeal? And the lady said, yeah, hello,
will that take she was fifteen minutes? Like you don't
have it ready right now? He's like no, And I said, okay,
never mind. I left and I was like, as I'm leaving,
(21:28):
I'm like, what's wrong with me that I can't wait
fifteen minutes? Like you know, it's like we need everything now,
you know? Yep?
Speaker 14 (21:35):
I get that.
Speaker 12 (21:35):
I get that, and same thing with the two day
shipping that I require that.
Speaker 9 (21:40):
Now that's true.
Speaker 8 (21:42):
What's really annoying, though, is when you get two day
shipping from Amazon and they're like, sorry, your package has
been delayed.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
You're excuse, Oh my god, well I needed that.
Speaker 12 (21:51):
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 5 (21:54):
You two married? Thanks for listening, Bye bye, Rich. What
do you got for life?
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Acts today The Easy Totally che Pack for a great
night of sleep.
Speaker 5 (22:02):
Also, Confession Wednesday continues eight seven, seven, nine three seven
one oh four seven. Confess your Sins, Confess your dirty
little secrets. The Best Confession wins Tickets to Morgan Wallen.
It starts now eight seven, seven nine three seven one
o four seven Stacks and Acts next John Jay and Rich,
Hey got a wake up?
Speaker 9 (22:26):
John Jay and Rich?
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Wake you love?
Speaker 5 (22:28):
Would you guys go out on a first date on
February fourteenth, Valentine's Day? A first date on Valentine's Day?
Speaker 9 (22:35):
Why not?
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (22:36):
Well sure?
Speaker 5 (22:36):
Sixty one percent people say they would go out on
a first date. I think it seems like.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
I'm a sweet story.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
If it like works out, that's pretty serious and a
hilarious story.
Speaker 5 (22:44):
If it doesn't, should the Monday after Super Bowl be
a national holiday. Yes, I saw that the Kelsey brothers
were discussing this. They should be a holiday.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
It should be I guess it should be.
Speaker 5 (22:55):
The doomsday clock, which I know Rich you follow that thing,
know you aren't you in the twosday clock?
Speaker 9 (22:58):
I do.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
But once it started getting so high and being so
threatening like it has been, I kind of stopped looking
at it because it's a little scary.
Speaker 5 (23:05):
A doomsday clock was set at eighty nine seconds to midnight,
putting it the closest the world has ever been to
what scientists deem global catastrophe. I don't know why, and
I don't know how legit the doo.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
The short version is they base it on the threat
of like nuclear war or just like a disaster like
an earthquake or sun spots or whatever, and we're super close.
Speaker 5 (23:22):
Have a nice day. Talk about looking on the bridside.
Get this. A guy in California named Brian Stanley lost
his eye to cancer when he was six years old.
He's going viral now because they made a prosthetic eye
that it's also a flashlight, so he said, he joked
that he's showing instead of seeing. He's a real life cyborg,
and that'd be kind of cool to open up your
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eyes a boom of flash lights coming out of your eye.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Yeah, wild No.
Speaker 5 (23:48):
There's a list trending online of common things people say
that makes zero sense now, like I'm sweating like a pig.
They say, pigs don't sweat like skibbity. Actually it's the
first one on the list. Everything happens for a reason,
is what people say. But sometimes the reason is people
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are stupid to make bad decisions. This is a flip
flop inconvenience. The early bird catches the worm, but there's
also the second mouse gets the cheese. And you know
who woke up even earlier than the bird the worm.
So the early bird happy as a clam, They say,
does that really? You know, people referring to the lion
as being the king of the jungle without realizing the
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lions don't live in the jungle, saying someone did a
three sixty when they change it would be a one eighty,
not a three sixty.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
He did a full three sixty.
Speaker 5 (24:40):
These are things that are people say all the time
that don't make sense, Like six o'clock am in the morning,
healthy as a horse. You have a horse you know
that doesn't jibe. I slept like a baby. People say
babies are infamously awful, sleepers awful. Okay, I'm gon to
go over this list of people. Do you think Do
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you think that Katy Perry has ever won a Grammy?
Katy Perry has never won a Grammy? Peyton, she has not.
What about Jonas Brothers? Unfortunately no, no, Nicki Minaj yes no, no, Abba,
Queen Rush, Selena Gomes, soup Dog Tupac. None of them
ever won Grammy s Oh wow, what do you have
for life?
Speaker 3 (25:21):
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of sleep, getting one night of no sleep, experts say,
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I'm so glad you're here as the person who currently
occupies your attention. I would like to thank you for
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listening to John Jaye Rich.
Speaker 5 (26:09):
Good morning, Sarah. I understand you have a confession.
Speaker 23 (26:12):
I sure do well because it really gross. Can I
can I tell a gross story?
Speaker 5 (26:16):
Yes, judge, you never told.
Speaker 23 (26:18):
I've never told anybody the story my whole life. I
really want to win these tickets.
Speaker 24 (26:23):
For my son Phil.
Speaker 7 (26:23):
It's worth it.
Speaker 5 (26:24):
Okay, we have it.
Speaker 16 (26:25):
Okay.
Speaker 23 (26:26):
So when I was a teenager, I worked at a
grocery store and I worked in the part of the
store where they count the money and we would eat
food or whatever. And I probably didn't eat that great
as a teenager, and my stomach was upset. This is
really gross. So warning, I went into the bathroom and
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I had an episode from Dumb and Dumber on the
toilet and I I've always been a germophobe, so I hover.
I'm one of those girls that hover, and so I
had a bad episode and I turned around and there's
a huge mess on the wall.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
He will she did say it was which awful.
Speaker 23 (27:15):
And I'm in a am in a public bathroom in
a grocery store, and I'm like, oh my god, please
nobody come in here. And so I kind of like
cleaned up the seed and cleaned up myself, and then
I went back to work, and like fifteen minutes later,
the manager comes in and he's like, oh my god,
you guys are never gonna believe some customer went into
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the bathroom and destroyed.
Speaker 21 (27:43):
And I didn't say anything.
Speaker 5 (27:45):
All right, confession, very confession, Sarah, we won't. Okay, hold
on the line, Hold on the line. You're in the running. Hi, Hannah, welcome.
Do you have a confession?
Speaker 3 (27:56):
I do.
Speaker 12 (27:56):
Yes.
Speaker 25 (27:57):
I was a junior in a weight lifting class and
then the girls had like freshman pee. So we all
shared the same locker room and all the weightlifting girls
were in there, but the pe the freshman pee girl's
worst and some of the freshmen girls like did it
lock their lockers. So I have the courtesy to change.
Speaker 12 (28:18):
Their lockers around and lock them up.
Speaker 25 (28:20):
So when the freshman girls came in, they couldn't.
Speaker 23 (28:22):
Get in their lockers, and they had no idea that
was that it was me because I like did nothing wrong, and.
Speaker 26 (28:28):
Uh, I've never told anyone this, So here's my confession.
Speaker 9 (28:37):
I did.
Speaker 27 (28:38):
And the teacher was like, who did this?
Speaker 22 (28:40):
And I'm like it was I.
Speaker 23 (28:42):
Actually I never confessed, so they don't know it was me.
Speaker 5 (28:44):
Okay, hold on, hold on, Hannah, Hello Brooke, good morning.
You have a confession?
Speaker 28 (28:50):
Yes, I do.
Speaker 5 (28:52):
What is it? My son?
Speaker 28 (28:53):
So I went to the Taylor Swift concert in Glendale
and I wanted the tickets through another party, and so
these tickets were like the best tickets ever, did not
have to.
Speaker 22 (29:06):
Pay for anything, Like, they were floor seats everything.
Speaker 28 (29:09):
I took my boyfriend with me and we went out
to the Westgate classes beforehand, and right when we got
into our seats, you know, got all the merch, everything
got to our seats. I ended up throwing every throwing
up everywhere, all over our seats, all over where we
were sitting. And I didn't get to see Taylor's swift
because we had to leave.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
Secur No.
Speaker 28 (29:36):
I just like was not coherent, so said we have
to go.
Speaker 7 (29:45):
Yep.
Speaker 27 (29:46):
So didn't even get to see.
Speaker 6 (29:47):
Taylor Swift because is it because you were drunk?
Speaker 5 (29:50):
Yep.
Speaker 27 (29:57):
It was definitely a story for Taylor Swift.
Speaker 28 (30:00):
But you know, I didn't give the magic like everyone
else got at the concert. I got something else.
Speaker 5 (30:04):
Okay, that's good. Broke hold online, hold on, hold on
all right? Eight seven seven nine three seven A four
second confession Wednesday, Call in for Wallin. That's the price
Morgan Walling tickets. More of your confessions next to John
Jay and Rich John Jay and Rich Confession Wednesday continues
call in for Wallin. We got tickets to Morgan Wallin.
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CALLI has a confession, you guys, go ahead, cally what happened?
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Hi?
Speaker 21 (30:32):
Okay, So that's kind of embarrassing. But it was like
my first ever one night stand. I went through a
bad breakup whatever, and I don't know why I should.
I should have just called uber, but I called my
mom to pick me up.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
From the one night stand.
Speaker 5 (30:47):
Yes, So, like what time in the morning was that?
Speaker 21 (30:52):
I don't know, probably like seven in the morning.
Speaker 5 (30:54):
So are you like, I'm at this guy's house, can
you come get me?
Speaker 6 (30:56):
Like?
Speaker 5 (30:56):
What are the words you say to you about?
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Did she know what she was picking you up from?
Speaker 21 (31:01):
Yeah, we're kind of like we're pretty open, but I
was still really embarrassed. And then I just like I
wanted to sneak out, so I just like sat on
the curb of the Sky's house until she showed up.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
Never saw him again.
Speaker 21 (31:14):
Yeah, I guess we hung out a few times, but
that was like the only one night stand with you.
Speaker 5 (31:20):
Walk of shame and then Mom's involved.
Speaker 13 (31:22):
Brutal, very brutal.
Speaker 9 (31:24):
I had you have to pick you up, well, not
necessarily like it was a walk of shame kind of
with my mom. And it was a walk down the
stairs and she knew, she knew her, she knew, she
just knew in house, she just knew. No, it wasn't Yeah,
it actually was in the house, and she I just
started crying.
Speaker 29 (31:45):
She said.
Speaker 9 (31:45):
She looked at me and she goes, you did it.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 21 (31:52):
I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure. I started crying too, like, oh,
if you only knew half the things I've done?
Speaker 5 (31:57):
Woah, really, what else? Maybe this a double confession? What
do you got?
Speaker 3 (32:03):
What's what else have you done that she doesn't know me? Yeah,
so her mom said that, your mom said that. Oh,
now mom had a crazy street cut. She was a
little wild.
Speaker 21 (32:14):
I guess I'm twenty eight and she still won't tell
me some things okay.
Speaker 5 (32:19):
Hold on alight, will throw you in the hopper. Okay,
hold on, okay, Thanks, Hello, good morning John, Jay, and
Rich Can I help you.
Speaker 6 (32:26):
I was falling for the contest to go to do
so about a month ago. I drive a like a
big sprinter van forwler. Not a month ago, I was
pulling out of work at her office and cut it
too sharp in my back end. It my boss was vehicle.
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I panic, didn't know what to do. He went and
had my van the dankrom roofs from it and bushed
out and it's his car. He's breaking out and he
goes he doesn't know what happened, and you're not going to.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
Prove it by the day, and he's not going to
match up scratches.
Speaker 7 (33:08):
I looked online and I had you can put the
hammer underneath and that push the dent out, and I
like buffed it out, upset.
Speaker 5 (33:24):
What's your what's your name? What's your name?
Speaker 6 (33:27):
Nathan?
Speaker 5 (33:28):
All right, Nathan, hold on, you're in the running. Hold on,
hold on, good morning John. You have a confession. Yes,
I have a confession ahead.
Speaker 6 (33:36):
I'm very proud of it.
Speaker 10 (33:38):
So when I was in middle school, I got a
hold of my grandmother's credit card and also my dentist
credit card. I'm very good with numbers, so I was
very I was It was easy to memorize. And the
bus stop for school was right next to my house,
so I would call all my buddies over in the morning,
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and you know, we were all young, dumb and full
of fun, so we would call the eight hundred and
nine hundred numbers.
Speaker 6 (34:11):
Sport.
Speaker 10 (34:13):
Yeah, and it's not something I'm very proud of.
Speaker 5 (34:17):
I did that at work one time. It's awesome. Back then,
it was awesome those nine hundred numbers, weren't they.
Speaker 10 (34:24):
Yes, it was very awesome.
Speaker 5 (34:25):
You guess what those are you getting?
Speaker 3 (34:26):
Like?
Speaker 5 (34:27):
Hi, my name's Francine. What can I do for you?
Speaker 7 (34:31):
Are you?
Speaker 5 (34:32):
Are you like a naked person?
Speaker 9 (34:34):
Oh my god?
Speaker 5 (34:35):
Yeah, what do you need?
Speaker 9 (34:36):
I was a little confused, I'm like, why are you
calling the customer service on the No?
Speaker 18 (34:40):
No, no.
Speaker 5 (34:41):
It was like it was like dirty talk. It was
dirty dog and I would do it on the chick
ashing place dime. It was great, right, Sean, hold on,
that's you.
Speaker 10 (34:48):
Could just make up any number like one, eight hundred
hot whatever.
Speaker 5 (34:52):
Yeah. I used to do that all the time to
you just try to come up with whatever numbers that
were dirty. It would spell out something dirty and then
someone to pick up Hi, exactly.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
It's weird that those businesses just all died. The Internet
killed it all up.
Speaker 5 (35:04):
Stupid Internet better though. You could see things on the Internet.
It's much better than the phone line. Hardline. All right,
hold on, John, that's good. Hold on, you have a confession.
I do.
Speaker 12 (35:16):
So.
Speaker 30 (35:17):
I was in a relationship for a really long time
and then we broke up because the relationship wasn't going anywhere.
He didn't really see a future with me, and I
had a guy best friend, and after we broke up,
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we started talking and then I got pregnant.
Speaker 18 (35:42):
And he hated that guy.
Speaker 21 (35:43):
So I kind of did it because we broke up.
Speaker 5 (35:47):
Had you had a baby with your guy best friend?
Speaker 9 (35:50):
Yeah, to spite your ex? Yeah, dang girl, Well it
was really committed to you.
Speaker 30 (36:00):
Yeah, I last. I ended up losing the baby, but
I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (36:07):
Okay, Yeah, that's a good confession. Hold on the line
for non hold on, John, jayde Rich. It's time for
confession Wednesday. We will take your calls, we will hear
your confession. We are going to pick a winner. That
winner will get Morgan Wallan tickets. Nicole, is this you?
Speaker 7 (36:30):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (36:30):
Please? Your confession? My son.
Speaker 31 (36:33):
Okay, So, for the past year, I have been subscribing
my coworkers supervisor onto a ton of spam emails, and
every time she has them cleared with it, I'll just
resubmit her for like hundreds more and that usually takes
up most of her time, so she like backs up
off of him in the mornings. And well, she's not
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my supervisor, so no one never will.
Speaker 22 (36:56):
Know that it was me.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
It seems like that's kind of fun for you.
Speaker 5 (36:59):
Is it?
Speaker 31 (37:01):
It is because she's very mean to my friend and
he's not confrontational.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Oh you're a good friend.
Speaker 9 (37:08):
That just are so annoying and they're harmless but annoying.
Speaker 31 (37:11):
Yes, exactly, little inconveniences.
Speaker 5 (37:14):
That's good. That's a great confession. Hold on, Isabella, what's
your confession? Good morning?
Speaker 21 (37:21):
Hello, good morning.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
So about a year ago, I went on the first
date with a guy and you know, things went well
as cool, ended up going back to his place and
he has about like three roommates at the time. Well,
we went to this restaurant and I guess whenever I
ate didn't sit right with my stomach, and I really
needed to go to the bathroom, so I kind of like,
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you know, dipped out a little bit so I could
go to the bathroom and he wouldn't notice. Let's just
say I ended up clogging the toilet. I clogged the toilet,
and I try to like clean it up a little bit,
you know, like mask the smell or whatever, because I
was trying to They didn't have a plunger or anything.
And I was like, oh my gosh, I'm sweating, you know,
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I'm nervous.
Speaker 24 (38:07):
Whatever.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
So I closed the toilet seat, and I guess his
roommate had came home like fifteen minutes later, took a.
Speaker 9 (38:15):
Shower or whatever.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
I guess you never used the restroom. Well, the guy
that I was dating goes into the bathroom after him,
and he's like, oh man, dude, like you clogged the toilet,
trying to say it wasn't him and whatever. I wasn't
gonna say anything, so I was just watching them for
like fifteen almost twenty minutes, trying to unclog that toilet.
Speaker 3 (38:38):
Oh god, oh my gosh, that's pretty strong.
Speaker 12 (38:43):
Yep.
Speaker 10 (38:44):
Hey, I did not tell him, ok he's my boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (38:47):
Oh Okay, so funny.
Speaker 5 (38:49):
Alright, hold on, hold on, that is a great confession.
Hold on, David, good morning. What's your confession, David?
Speaker 4 (38:58):
Hey, So, I have a best friend who got into
some criminal damage at criminal issues and was being charged
and he was trying to hide his money from his
wife and the courts. So he sent it to me
to hold on to and I used it.
Speaker 29 (39:17):
How much money, Well, I don't want to say a number,
but you're welcome to guess.
Speaker 4 (39:21):
And I can tell you hire a.
Speaker 5 (39:22):
Lower five.
Speaker 3 (39:25):
Way higher one hundred thousand, hire one hundred and fifty.
Speaker 6 (39:31):
Nope, double that.
Speaker 9 (39:33):
Around one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (39:35):
Would you buy what?
Speaker 4 (39:37):
Well, I didn't buy anything.
Speaker 29 (39:39):
I had my identity stolen, and I used it to
kind of stay afloat and recoup from the money that was.
Speaker 6 (39:46):
Taken from me.
Speaker 9 (39:48):
So when your friend asks for his three hundred thousand
dollars back, you just say.
Speaker 3 (39:53):
I don't have it.
Speaker 29 (39:55):
Uh, he already he already has, Okay, And I'm just
just trying to figure out how to keep stalling.
Speaker 4 (40:04):
I started, I started with it was in the savings account. Man,
I can't touch it.
Speaker 5 (40:10):
Man, that's crazy, that's crazy. Trusted you. But he was
also pulling a fast one on his wife.
Speaker 12 (40:16):
Right.
Speaker 19 (40:16):
True.
Speaker 29 (40:17):
Well, here's here's what I found out is I found
out that the money that he was hiding was dirty
money that he was hiding from scuff.
Speaker 4 (40:27):
That he shouldn't be doing.
Speaker 29 (40:29):
So I don't feel that bad for using it. But
you know, he's been my friend for seventeen years.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
I mean, until someone comes after you further, I assume
that's all right.
Speaker 5 (40:39):
He could sue you, all right, David, hold on, that's
a good one. Hold On, hold on, hold on, that's
good one. We've got lots of confessions. Get to Dana High.
What's your confession.
Speaker 32 (40:48):
In college?
Speaker 33 (40:49):
Okay, When I was in college many years ago, I
lived in Spokane, Washington, and I went into the super
nice hotel that you have to have like a key
card to get into and everything, because I heard Snoop
Dogg was there, and so I went up to the
floor where I thought he would be staying, and I
started knocking on doors, and then I found a platter
of like leftover food from another room's room service. So
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I started carrying that around, knocking on doors, saying room service,
until security came up and they asked me what I
was doing, and I was like, oh, trying to meet
Snoop Doggs, and they verbatim said to me, look at yourself.
Speaker 11 (41:24):
Snoop Dogg wants.
Speaker 30 (41:25):
To meet you.
Speaker 33 (41:30):
Out of the hotel down to the street, and they
asked me not to come back.
Speaker 9 (41:33):
I would have if the security guard came up to
me and told me that, look at yoursel.
Speaker 11 (41:46):
I'll never forget it.
Speaker 5 (41:51):
Shame look the hotel kick.
Speaker 33 (41:59):
I thought I would cute in my hoodie, but I
guess not.
Speaker 5 (42:02):
That's a great confession, a right, Dana, hold on, hold on,
that's so good. Brittany. Hi, what's your confession? Brittany?
Speaker 13 (42:12):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (42:13):
Sorry, I didn't know you said your name. Okay, So
I actually have a layer of confessions to find part
of a friend group, and my best friend is married
to another guy in the friend group. She has been
cheating on him for years and years, and she recently
found out that she's pregnant, and she decided that she's
not the guy that she hooked up with looks close
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enough to her husband. She's not going to tell her
husband that this is not his kid. Meanwhile, her husband
has confided in me over the last year he's actually
been having an affair on her with one of the
girlfriends of somebody else in the friend group. Well, now
that girl is pregnant and he's asking me, you know,
what should I do? How should I tell her?
Speaker 13 (42:55):
And I'm like, I who know?
Speaker 11 (42:58):
So the truthful is that I actually am going to
have both of them listening to this radio later today
when you guys put it on the iHeartRadio podcast and it'll.
Speaker 3 (43:09):
Be a everybody knows, well you're live right now.
Speaker 11 (43:14):
Yeah, I didn't know how long it would take until
I get on, so I want to make sure that
it's timed right because I don't necessarily I'm sure they've
told other people beside me. It can't be me that's
getting all the trauma done well.
Speaker 5 (43:25):
When they hear when they hear the podcast, well, and
you could just you know, you'll go to the podcast page,
just send in the link so they listen right.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
Explode.
Speaker 3 (43:36):
It's like the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives show, just like,
oh my gosh.
Speaker 11 (43:40):
Yeah, I mean, have some fun with it and tell
each other so you guys can all participate.
Speaker 3 (43:45):
That that is a tight friend group.
Speaker 5 (43:49):
Okaying, hold on, that's damn good. Hold on, that's crazy.
Where are we now? Mary, do we chay? How to Mary? Okay? Mary? Hi,
what you can find Mary?
Speaker 28 (44:05):
I'm here. I already had said it.
Speaker 5 (44:06):
She we already talked to Mary and that we diddy
Meddy Maddy. So we talked to everybody here. I don't
know Vanessa, Vanessa, we talked to you already.
Speaker 7 (44:16):
No, you did it.
Speaker 5 (44:16):
Okay, what's your confession?
Speaker 23 (44:18):
Okay.
Speaker 34 (44:19):
My sister and I we went out the night before
and we both like hucked up with somebody. So we
had to hurry up because we had to catch a
flight and just throw on our clothes. So when we
were on the way to the airport and checking our bags,
I felt something calling on my leg, so I freaked
out and I kicked it off of me and it
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was my underwear, which we're pretty sexy obviously, and everybody
was like, oh.
Speaker 20 (44:44):
My god, somebody's underwear is here.
Speaker 18 (44:46):
Somebody's underwear.
Speaker 34 (44:47):
And I was mortified. So I was like, oh my god,
it's your underwear.
Speaker 14 (44:52):
It was my sister, and she was like, oh my god.
She was hungover.
Speaker 34 (44:56):
She didn't care. She's like, oh my god. So she
just like quickly grabbed them and put it in the pocket.
It's like, oh, there are your guys' show.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
Oh my god, conclamed your sister.
Speaker 5 (45:06):
You're sister hooking up? What a great family. Hold on, Vanessa,
hold on, hold on. Okay, this is good. That was
a good round. So it's call in for wall In
tickets all morning long eight seven, seven, nine, three, seven,
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John Dandrich Cole, Good morning. You got a confession?
Speaker 35 (45:39):
Yes, When I was sixteen, so like fifteen years ago,
me and my friends we used to go around our
neighborhood and not saying it was right, but we opened
up fire hydrants and messing around, and one of them
happened to be right on the edge of this person's
front yard and it totally flooded their whole yard and
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it was an irrigation neighborhood, and it ended up flooding
their basement.
Speaker 13 (46:07):
Yeah, and my dad I grew up.
Speaker 35 (46:09):
My dad owned a carpet cleaning company and he did
flood and restoration and all of that. And we lived
on the end of the streets on the same street
as them, and they ended up calling my dad to
fix the flood, and I had to beg and beg
and beg my dad to help to let me do
the flood as like my boy Scouts service.
Speaker 6 (46:29):
Project for that year.
Speaker 35 (46:32):
And yeah, I spent months or weeks kind of convincing him, like,
let this be my service project, let us be my
service project, so he wouldn't.
Speaker 7 (46:41):
Build them, and.
Speaker 35 (46:46):
He ended up not filling them and I was able
to write it down as my service project.
Speaker 7 (46:50):
But I haven't told them to this day.
Speaker 5 (46:56):
Alex, Good morning. What's your confession?
Speaker 9 (47:00):
Uh?
Speaker 10 (47:00):
Alright, good morning? Pretty embarrassing. I Uh, I had an
old girlfriend a long time ago.
Speaker 36 (47:07):
Uh.
Speaker 10 (47:08):
She she had a cat, she had a dog. The
dog was known for pooping in the uh cat litter box. Well,
my girlfriend was in the shower. We weren't really that
close yet, and h I couldn't hold it. My house
was on the other side of town, so I.
Speaker 35 (47:24):
I used the cat litter box and I never told.
Speaker 5 (47:26):
Her and she took that cat to the vet.
Speaker 3 (47:30):
Oh my gosh, all right, thanks Alex.
Speaker 5 (47:35):
Hi, Good morning, John Jay and Rich Can I help you?
Speaker 12 (47:39):
Hi?
Speaker 20 (47:39):
I was calling for the call in to Yeah.
Speaker 5 (47:43):
Oh my god, you got the name right. What's your name?
Speaker 14 (47:46):
Nicole?
Speaker 37 (47:47):
Hey?
Speaker 5 (47:47):
Nicole where you came from. Oh my god, Phoenix love
that place. All right, what's your confessional call? Please don't cuss.
I'm gonna patch you through. Okay, Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 38 (47:58):
So when I was in my early twenties, we have
a group of friends who've been friends forever, and we
had gone out starting and I have the bladder of
a four year old, and so on the way back,
we had to pee. So we pulled over to this
donuts store that was kind of by our old high school,
and two of us really to include me to see
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really bad. And so the guy was really nice and
let us use the bathroom because we were all dressed up,
and my girlfriend hopped on the toilet and I almost
used my pants. So I hopped on the sink and
the sink fell off the wall.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
Oh my god, how do you explain that away? Im
just washing my hands fell.
Speaker 38 (48:43):
We just kind of finished our business and just ran
out and said thank you. Obviously, we never went back
to that donut store ever again.
Speaker 5 (48:51):
Oh my god. Hold on, Jessica, good morning. You got
a confession.
Speaker 18 (48:58):
I assure today it's a break when I've been keeping
for some time. Okay, actually going through a divorce right now.
I've been with him for fifteen years and lately, you know,
we're doing our thing. We still live together where now,
but I've been He thinks I'm leaving him for another man.
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What he doesn't know is that it's actually a female.
Speaker 14 (49:26):
Even him for a female, not a male.
Speaker 5 (49:29):
You're leaving him for another man. He thinks you're leaving
him for another man.
Speaker 18 (49:33):
No, correct, But I'm leaving and for a female.
Speaker 5 (49:38):
Wow, that's very in right now.
Speaker 8 (49:43):
It might actually make him less made like it isn't
really you, You're just not that.
Speaker 5 (49:47):
I guess that's true. Yeah, yeah, okay, that's a great confession.
Hold on, Hello, Good morning, John Jay and Rich. Can
I help you?
Speaker 11 (49:57):
Hi?
Speaker 18 (49:57):
This is Ashley.
Speaker 10 (49:58):
Are you hi?
Speaker 5 (49:59):
Actually you calling for a confession Wednesday? Yeah, okay, try
not to cost Okay, I'm gonna patch you through. Good morning,
John Jay and Rich. Confession Wednesday. Can help you?
Speaker 7 (50:09):
Hi?
Speaker 22 (50:10):
So, obviously mine might not be as great as others.
Bit So, my kids are always eating in their room
and I repeatedly asked them stop bringing food in the room,
like you're gonna get answer rats or whatever. And I
saw this hack that said you spray Rice black and
sprinkle it in their room in certain places and pretend
it's rat poop. And I told my kids that over
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the night they had so much food in their room
that res came in and pooped, and they went and
clean their rooms real.
Speaker 5 (50:38):
Well, that's so good, so good, except the rats that
come to eat the rice. Oh kay, it's a good
life hack. Okay, hold on, hold on, hello, good morning, John,
Jay and Rich can help you.
Speaker 20 (50:53):
Good morning.
Speaker 23 (50:54):
I'm here for the Morgan law and confession.
Speaker 5 (50:57):
Yeah, what's your name?
Speaker 36 (50:59):
Him?
Speaker 20 (50:59):
Names as Andrea, Alexandria.
Speaker 5 (51:01):
Okay, I'm gonna patch you through. Don't cuss, Okay, I
won't what kids that fan? Morgan Wallen calling for Walin.
Hey Jessica, John, Jay and Rich. What's up? You're on
the air. What's your confession? Alexandra?
Speaker 20 (51:18):
Alexandria.
Speaker 5 (51:19):
So I couldn't read the screen.
Speaker 23 (51:24):
Oh my gosh, this is so embarrassing.
Speaker 20 (51:25):
And I can't believe I'm doing this for Morgan Walland
But here we go.
Speaker 14 (51:29):
Uh.
Speaker 20 (51:30):
I slept with twin brothers a long time ago, and
I got pregnant around that time, and I didn't know
I still don't know which one is the dad. I
just go with my boyfriend. They don't know.
Speaker 5 (51:45):
Okay, So you were dating one of the twin brothers, right.
Speaker 6 (51:49):
Yes, and you slept with both of them around the
same time, but not at the same.
Speaker 5 (51:54):
Time, not a three.
Speaker 20 (51:56):
No, not at the same time.
Speaker 5 (51:58):
So you are pregnant, you have you have a child
with one of these brothers. Yes, that's incredible.
Speaker 3 (52:04):
Not sure which one, but you're just going with the
one that you're dating.
Speaker 20 (52:09):
Yes, well, the one, the brother that I slept with,
he doesn't know that I slept with his brother.
Speaker 8 (52:17):
I mean moving for you at least, it's not like
someone outside of the family because when they ask for
family history, it's all going to be the same.
Speaker 9 (52:24):
Right, And honestly, the DNA test I think with twins
it comes right up the same exact way.
Speaker 5 (52:28):
But if you're the brother, that's not If you're the
brother that's not in the relationship and you're keeping that
a secret from your brother, do you always think that
the boy the baby is yours? Do you have to? Yeah, boy,
that's good, that's a really good.
Speaker 2 (52:41):
Like it looks like me, It looks like both of
you your twins.
Speaker 5 (52:43):
Right, how old is the baby now?
Speaker 10 (52:47):
He's six?
Speaker 3 (52:48):
And does he have more of the personality of the
brother or the boyfriend.
Speaker 23 (52:53):
You know, I feel she's more like me.
Speaker 20 (52:56):
So hard to tell right now, but he's only six.
Speaker 3 (52:59):
That we still have time, you know, the jury is
still out there.
Speaker 5 (53:02):
Which brother was the better lover?
Speaker 20 (53:08):
My gosh, well, to be fair, I was really drunk
when I slept with his brother, so I would have
to say my boyfriend.
Speaker 5 (53:15):
Okay, good, okay. Hold on, what's your name? Oh, Alexandria,
hold on, that's a that's crazy. That is a crazy
story star by that one? John Jaye. Okay, okay, hold on,
what's this one? Oh? Good morning, John Jay and Rich.
Speaker 13 (53:27):
Can I help you the answer?
Speaker 5 (53:29):
Yes? Hi, what's your name? Hello?
Speaker 24 (53:34):
Hello, Hi, Hi is this John Jay and Rich?
Speaker 5 (53:38):
Yes? Hello, what's your confession?
Speaker 22 (53:41):
Okay?
Speaker 24 (53:42):
So I actually called earlier and I told her and
she said I'll be on in a few minutes, and
then she got back on asked me my number, but
I never got.
Speaker 23 (53:48):
To tell them.
Speaker 5 (53:49):
Oh my god, sorry, that was probably my fault. Okay,
what's your name?
Speaker 24 (53:52):
It's okay, my name is Sarah.
Speaker 5 (53:54):
What's your confession?
Speaker 24 (53:57):
So my husband, like I will act still ease his
toothbrush and he does not even know what to do
with his life. When I do that, you handle it.
So I just started using it when he makes me.
Speaker 27 (54:09):
Mad and he has no idea.
Speaker 5 (54:11):
You just use his toothbrush.
Speaker 24 (54:13):
I just use it to make him mad.
Speaker 3 (54:16):
You use it like to brush your teeth or clean toilets, Like,
what are you using it for?
Speaker 12 (54:20):
Oh?
Speaker 24 (54:21):
No, I just brush my teeth.
Speaker 37 (54:22):
Was it?
Speaker 5 (54:23):
Okay, that's a good, little annoying thing. Yeah, it's good,
especially when he gets it it's wet. What's up brush? Okay,
that's very good. Starah, hold on one. Yeah that's adorable. Aura,
Good morning. You got a confession?
Speaker 36 (54:38):
Yeah, I do.
Speaker 5 (54:40):
What happened?
Speaker 21 (54:40):
I how to like run outside.
Speaker 36 (54:43):
So a group of us in college back in like
twenty nineteen, you went to like Country Thunder, and I
had a little bit too much to drink. Apparently beer
runs through me, and I try to make it to
the porta potties a couple of times, losing my position
up at the front of the stage, and I'm like, guys,
I can't do this anymore.
Speaker 23 (55:03):
I had them group up.
Speaker 27 (55:04):
There wasn't a bunch of.
Speaker 1 (55:07):
Us, probably like five of us, so it wasn't that
big of a circle, and I peed like three to
five times on the.
Speaker 19 (55:14):
Grass right there in front of the stage.
Speaker 5 (55:16):
That's good TeamWorks.
Speaker 32 (55:19):
She got again.
Speaker 3 (55:20):
She created her own country thunder.
Speaker 5 (55:22):
Yeah, oh my god, Hold on a line. That's a
good one. Hold on, good morning, John Jay, Rich can
help you.
Speaker 3 (55:32):
Right.
Speaker 32 (55:32):
Are you guys calling for the tickets?
Speaker 5 (55:35):
Yes? For calling for walling confession Wednesday? Yeah, just don't
cost Okay, I'm gonna patch you through.
Speaker 7 (55:39):
What's your name, Brittany?
Speaker 39 (55:41):
Hold on, Brittany calling for walling? We got Morgan Wallert tickets.
We just want to hear your confession. Hey, Brittany Sah
Jane Rich. What's your confession?
Speaker 13 (55:57):
Oh?
Speaker 32 (55:58):
I heard this bathroom room bad one time and I
didn't make it to the toilet and I ended up
going in my pants and then I threw my undoor
in the trash can.
Speaker 23 (56:09):
At a local fries.
Speaker 5 (56:12):
Did it have to be a fries?
Speaker 28 (56:15):
It was the closest place.
Speaker 5 (56:17):
That's a safe way. Okay, hold on, hold.
Speaker 7 (56:20):
Up, Okay, we don't just repeat, we three peat.
Speaker 5 (56:25):
Let's go Arizona's favorite morning show three years Ready.
Speaker 3 (56:30):
Are you ready? It's John Jay and Rich.
Speaker 9 (56:33):
That's a part of the show this morning.
Speaker 2 (56:35):
No worries, it's all there on iHeartRadio.
Speaker 5 (56:38):
That's of interesting news in the entertainment world. Like there's
like four Ditty documentaries that are coming out or out now,
and one's out yeah yeah.
Speaker 8 (56:48):
And one of them actually features one of Ditty's really
good friends who says, this is.
Speaker 23 (56:55):
The first time I'm speaking about it, something that I'll
never forget.
Speaker 9 (56:59):
Actually, thank you.
Speaker 2 (57:00):
Life change a lot in that day, and I've never really.
Speaker 5 (57:03):
Recovered from it.
Speaker 8 (57:05):
I think, like the Fall of Ditty, that's what that's from,
is going to be huge and you can watch the
final episodes for free.
Speaker 2 (57:15):
I haven't started it yet.
Speaker 8 (57:16):
It came out two nights ago on the twenty seventh,
today's twenty ninth, right, and yeah, it's on Investigation Discovery Network.
So it's a three part documentary series and in it
it's like the making of a Mogul empire Underfire and
the Fall, which came out last night, and I'm like,
I can't, Like, I wanted all of the episodes to
(57:38):
come out so that you could bingjump together, and now
they're binge able.
Speaker 9 (57:41):
I feel like that's going to be one where we
just can't keep our eyes off of it. And my
heart just breaks for Ditty's daughters. When I hear all
this stuff, like those girls I.
Speaker 8 (57:50):
Know because there are a lot of his daughters right
now are the same age as a lot of the
victims that have come forward sick.
Speaker 10 (57:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (57:58):
The guy that plays Captain America, Anthony Mackie.
Speaker 8 (58:01):
Yeah, he's caused a lot of controversy. He was doing
a promotion where he was talking about being Captain America
and talking about what Captain America represents to him. Captain America,
to him, doesn't represent America.
Speaker 29 (58:14):
For me, Captain America represents a lot of different things,
and I don't think the term, you know, America should
be one of those representations.
Speaker 5 (58:24):
Like it's about a man who keeps his.
Speaker 29 (58:28):
Word, who has honored dignity and integrity, of someone who
is trustworthy and dependable.
Speaker 8 (58:36):
I'd like, I mean, I like that, that's that are
those are things that Captain America should represent, but also
maybe also America since right, well, that statement it hit
a lot of people wrong, like in the wrong way.
It hit people a little, so word got around Anthony
(58:56):
Mackie that people had a problem with it. And listen,
we've all said things and maybe they don't come out
exactly how you lean that and so he actually made
a statement and he said, just to be clear, I
am a proud American. Putting on this Captain America costume
and playing this character is a lifelong honor for me.
I have the utmost respect for those who serve and
(59:17):
those who have served our country. Cap has universal characteristics
that people all over the world can relate to, and
that's what he was.
Speaker 2 (59:24):
Hoping to convey.
Speaker 5 (59:25):
Who wants to be world.
Speaker 8 (59:28):
It's so funny because I saw a meme that was
like Captain America's new new costume, and it was like
all different countries from all over the world whatnot.
Speaker 2 (59:36):
And it's like, it probably just came out wrong. That's
what I'm going to chalk it up to.
Speaker 5 (59:40):
Okay, I can accept that.
Speaker 2 (59:42):
Yeah, we've all we've all done that.
Speaker 5 (59:43):
How about Will Fair I've seen him in the news lot.
He have them coming out.
Speaker 2 (59:47):
Yeah, he's got that.
Speaker 8 (59:47):
Movie with Reese Witherspoon coming out. It's a comedy where
they play like I think the Love It Interests or
something like that. It actually looks really funny.
Speaker 2 (59:54):
I can't remember what it's costing.
Speaker 9 (59:55):
So funny.
Speaker 2 (59:56):
But he was doing an.
Speaker 8 (59:57):
Interview and he brought up people's sexiest man alive and how.
Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
He wasn't it?
Speaker 5 (01:00:03):
I didn't, I didn't want it always wait, who was
it this year? Do we know who was anyone remember exactly?
They don't you would remember? You're okay with losseen to him?
I guess I don't know. I don't get it. I
saw Cardi B like she got her butt pierced. Yeah,
(01:00:24):
it's so crazy right in the crack, and.
Speaker 8 (01:00:27):
It's something I feel like only Cardi B would do,
but not Some people have become this has become a
big trend, and there is a doctor who is kind
of warning against it and says, just be be aware
that it comes with a lot of risks.
Speaker 15 (01:00:40):
Those take a long time to heal. And the thing
about surface is it scars really badly and those things
are really hard.
Speaker 5 (01:00:50):
To heal you.
Speaker 15 (01:00:50):
And then being in that location me personally, if I
had that, I'd have toilet paper all.
Speaker 4 (01:00:55):
Over that thing all day long.
Speaker 15 (01:00:57):
Women, especially Cardi B. If someone can pull it off
heal it, it's going to be her.
Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
That woman is a badass and just well, yeah, now
it does that seem like a very dangerous place for
a piercing Like I love all the reasons.
Speaker 8 (01:01:09):
There's a lot of chances for bacteria and infection to happen,
and he said, if anyone can pull off healing it,
it's Cardi b But for the general public, he said,
I don't know if I would really recommend that type
of piercing. By the way, the Will Ferrell movie is
with Reese Witherspoon. It's actually called You're Cordially Invited. I
remember watching the trailer. It's like, basically like they've booked
the same wedding.
Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Venue for their kids. Oh, so they're fighting over the wedding.
Speaker 5 (01:01:33):
I was like when Rich got married, but it was
they had two different weddings that.
Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
Yeah, they had the big one and then ours the
big one.
Speaker 5 (01:01:42):
Uh hey real quick. Then it had a Monica monic.
You got a confession?
Speaker 38 (01:01:46):
Yes, I do, Okay, what is it?
Speaker 12 (01:01:50):
Okay?
Speaker 40 (01:01:50):
So one time I was at a few year's party
my excess family, and I had to use the bathroom
movie bad and so I don't know if the toilet's
cloked or I clothed it, but it just happened. So
I was freaking out because there was people waiting.
Speaker 14 (01:02:08):
To you said, out the bathroom.
Speaker 40 (01:02:10):
So I see this big spoon on the wall with
hanging grapes as a federation. So I just have to
scoop it out and rins this when I put it back,
and nobody knows about it.
Speaker 5 (01:02:23):
So gross. Okay, hold on, hold on, Rebecca, what's your confession?
Good morning?
Speaker 3 (01:02:28):
Hey.
Speaker 27 (01:02:29):
This is Rebecca, Miila and Eva, my daughters, and I
have a confession. Okay, Father John Jay for Miela, my
oldest daughter. She was kind of in between sizes of jeans,
so we went shopping at Rue twenty one. She brings
in a bunch of jeans to try on in the
fitting room. She comes out a few minutes later with
this look on her face and I'm like, what what
(01:02:50):
is it? She's like, Mom, I had to pee so bad.
And I was like what mea, she I go spear pants.
She's like, no, I peed on the pile of pants
in the dressing room and you have to leave right now.
So she couldn't hold it, and all the pants he
had tried on, she just kind of pete on the
pile of pants.
Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
And twenty one when you first get them, Oh.
Speaker 9 (01:03:15):
My god, that's exactly why you should wash your clothes
when you get them, for.
Speaker 12 (01:03:20):
Sure.
Speaker 27 (01:03:20):
And Meela is a huge Morgan wall Fan. She knows
every song and she's just dying for these tickets.
Speaker 5 (01:03:26):
Okay, well we're gonna vote. We're gonna vote later.
Speaker 11 (01:03:28):
Okay, sorry the route twenty one.
Speaker 23 (01:03:30):
But I love Morgan.
Speaker 5 (01:03:34):
Fail, I love all right. Eight seven seven nine three
seven one four seven. We've been voting in here, narrowed
it down. We're still got time to take more phone calls.
It's calling for walling. More of your calls coming up next,
John Jay Richard, Middle Confession Wednesday. Hi, what's your name?
Speaker 16 (01:03:59):
Denise?
Speaker 5 (01:04:00):
Denise? I just heard Denise's story. It's freaking hilarious. Go ahead, Denise,
let's he your confession.
Speaker 22 (01:04:08):
You guys are actually the first t t tell this
because it's embarrassed. So the first job I had, it
was kind of like a Peter Pepper pizza type of job,
and my job was to be up in the front
and just do the tickets and all of that. And
one day they were short stuff, so they put me
in the back in the kitchen and they asked me
to go get something in the deep freezer and I
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went in there, I was grabbing it and when I
was trying to leave, I couldn't the door wasn't opening.
So I started freaking out and I started binging on
the door, and no one couldn't hear me because I'm
all the way in the back, and so I'm freaking out.
I don't have my phone, I don't even have a
swetter on. And I get on the floor and I'm
covering myself with my shirt and I put my hands
(01:04:49):
in my shirt and everything, and I'm like, oh my god,
heat rises, Like I'm down here, I'm just making myself
freeze faster, and I start doing exercise inside the freezer
to try to keep myself warm, and I'm like, I
can't do this anymore, Like how long is it going
to take people to realize I'm in here? And out
of sheer panic, I start yanking on the doorknobs. Well,
(01:05:09):
it turns out that it was actually a pull and
not a push.
Speaker 28 (01:05:13):
So I could have actually left.
Speaker 5 (01:05:14):
It for death.
Speaker 21 (01:05:23):
And everyone was like what took so long?
Speaker 22 (01:05:25):
And I was like, oh I couldn't find it, Okay,
hold on.
Speaker 3 (01:05:29):
Hold on, I'm gonna put a little start next.
Speaker 5 (01:05:32):
Aaron. Thank you for holding I know you held a
long time. Aaron, thank you. What's your confession?
Speaker 16 (01:05:37):
Cool problem? So I just got to divorce recently, and
I was divorcing a gambling addict or an addict in general,
and he also had an infidelity problem. So I used
to do his laundry, of course, because I was the wife,
and uh, when I did his laundry, I would take
all his winnings and put him away as my secret
(01:05:59):
stash attack. So by the time I left him, I
had a nice little chunk of change all saved up.
And when he asked me finally he started realizing it
when I took the eight hundred dollars of his winnings,
and I told him he should go ask the women
that he sleeps with since they're so stussworthy. So by
(01:06:19):
the time I was done with it and I left,
I had a nice chunk of change that was my secret.
Speaker 6 (01:06:24):
Statu of cash that worked all his winning.
Speaker 5 (01:06:26):
How much is that?
Speaker 19 (01:06:28):
Ah, probably about nine thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (01:06:30):
Who I should have went and gambled it.
Speaker 19 (01:06:35):
I'm not a big gambler, but it was a nice
It was a nice little undercover dig.
Speaker 5 (01:06:42):
Okay, hold on, very good, Thank you very much, Sam.
Good morning. What's your confession? Sam?
Speaker 7 (01:06:51):
Hi?
Speaker 26 (01:06:52):
So I have a Doocy date anniversary confession. My boyfriend
and I went out on our first anniversary sushi date.
Went to this little sushi restaurant. I was still in
kind of a little bit in the morning, but I
was like, oh, I should be fine, you know, got
all dressed up, cute dress boots, went to the sushi place,
sat down. As we sat down, my stomach was filling
(01:07:14):
a little bit sad, but I'm like, okay, I'll just
just don't really eat a whole lot. Ordered all this sushi.
Sat down, first fight that went into my mouth, I
was like, I can't swallow this. So I got up,
ran to the bathroom and again it's a little place.
There's only like one women's staw one men's stall. I
tried going to the women's bathroom, and right as I
got there, like I knew I could not contain this
(01:07:36):
what was coming out, and it was locked. So I
literally projected. I vomited all over the women's bathroom door
and kind of looked around tried to figure out what
I was going to do because I knew it was
not over. So luckily the men's was open, so I
went into the men's restroom pretty much bridesmaded it all
over the bathroom the sink, the floors, the toilet, my dress,
(01:07:59):
my boots. So I'm mortified. I'm like, I don't know
what to do at this point, so I'm trying my
best to clean it up because I also feel horrible
about what I just did to.
Speaker 10 (01:08:08):
That bathroom.
Speaker 12 (01:08:10):
Finish.
Speaker 26 (01:08:11):
Finally cleaned myself up as best as I can walk out,
and there is this poor, horrified looking worker who's got
a bucket a bowl. He's trying to scrub the door
of the bathroom off as best as you can.
Speaker 19 (01:08:28):
I walked back to my table.
Speaker 26 (01:08:29):
It turned out the waitress was the one who's in
the female's bathroom. So she uh, she comes over and
she's like, I'm assuming you want to take your your
stuff to go, So she packs it all up for us.
Speaker 12 (01:08:41):
We leave.
Speaker 26 (01:08:42):
I just told my boyfriend that we that I threw up.
I didn't give him the whole extent of what's happened.
Speaker 3 (01:08:49):
Yeah, we appreciate.
Speaker 5 (01:08:53):
Kathleen. Please tell me you don't have a bathroom confession. Please,
no more bathroom confessions?
Speaker 27 (01:08:59):
Do you mean?
Speaker 5 (01:09:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 20 (01:09:02):
Right?
Speaker 27 (01:09:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 19 (01:09:02):
No, not that's a confession, but definitely something relatable. Kyle
Popoly relates thro a little bit, and so other mom's listening.
So I gradually became a fief and lied to my
husband after each of my three pregnancies. So the first one,
when I became a brand new mom, I accidentally stole
like some eggs, you know, you put your baby's car
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seats on the shopping carts like seeds area. I had
put a dozen eggs underneath there, and as soon as
I got to my car it was unloading after I
too for what I thought I only had, I actually
sold those. That was my first I'm like, oh my god,
I'm a thief.
Speaker 11 (01:09:37):
I can't beieve I didn like.
Speaker 3 (01:09:39):
Yeah, I mean nowadays that could be a sell. Any
eggs are expensive.
Speaker 19 (01:09:43):
Right now they are?
Speaker 12 (01:09:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 19 (01:09:45):
And then my second so I had my my son.
My first one was two, and then I had my
new board. I went through babyjar House when they still existed,
and I bought a brand new electrical swing. It was
probably like over two hundred dollars. It was on the
bottom of the shopping cart and I didn't see it
until I was literally walking out the store and my
two year old was like hanging on the front in
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front of me as I was pushing the shopping cart.
So that was my second felony again as now a
MoMA multiple. And then the third one with my daughter,
that absolute worst thing. That again I still have yet
to tell my husband about. Oh my gosh, I kept
forgetting to buckle her in her car seat.
Speaker 6 (01:10:27):
Like long drive.
Speaker 19 (01:10:28):
You guys know, we used to live Maricopa and that
long drive that was the worst one. I did it locally,
just driving around. And then the long drive. I did
it one time and I just I cannot believe I
did not buckle my newborn baby girl.
Speaker 7 (01:10:43):
Drive.
Speaker 5 (01:10:45):
I did that one time from El Paso to Tucson.
I had my son Jake in the back, he was
an infant, and I remember once I pulled into my driveway,
I parted that car. Oh no, no, I parked the
car and the car she went click.
Speaker 37 (01:10:59):
I was like, oh why Kathleen hold on a line
broadcasting live across the world right now.
Speaker 9 (01:11:07):
This is the John Jay and Rich radio program.
Speaker 5 (01:11:11):
It's John Jay and Rich. It's time for us to
pick the winner of the call in for Wallin Morgan
Walling tickets for Confession Wednesday. And if you guys remember
Brittany Cow it was Britney story.
Speaker 8 (01:11:21):
Brittany's whole friend group has issues. Her bestie is cheating
and is pregnant with another guy. Her guy best friend,
who is married to the lady who's pregnant with another guy,
is also cheating and is pregnant, has impregnated one of
their other friends.
Speaker 5 (01:11:35):
And she's going to put this podcast of her telling
all the dish in their group chat. So, Brittany, have
you done the Have you dropped the podcast yet in
the group chat?
Speaker 37 (01:11:45):
No?
Speaker 5 (01:11:46):
Are you really going to do that?
Speaker 7 (01:11:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 41 (01:11:47):
I think I am, because I feel like they're both
trapped in this like situation, right, and like it might
be nice to do to like set them free, But like,
I feel like this has.
Speaker 28 (01:11:58):
Been a lot on me.
Speaker 20 (01:11:59):
It's like a lot of true me.
Speaker 3 (01:12:01):
You're holding all the secrets and you don't really you're
not involved, so why hold the secrets?
Speaker 7 (01:12:07):
Right?
Speaker 11 (01:12:07):
It just feels icky, you know, like I know all
these things, and it's like they both would be happier,
you know, doing their own things at the same time.
Though I feel like I don't know, like is it
my place? But like I feel like if I just
drop it and step back from the situation, maybe it'll
like unfold how it's supposed to.
Speaker 5 (01:12:28):
Okay, are you. Are you on a speakerphone right now?
Is there somebody with you?
Speaker 3 (01:12:32):
No?
Speaker 35 (01:12:32):
No, no, I'll take it off speakerphone.
Speaker 10 (01:12:34):
I'm just walking around my house.
Speaker 5 (01:12:35):
Okay. So we voted and we think you should be
the winner.
Speaker 11 (01:12:40):
It maybe that'll stop in the blow too, Like maybe
if she gets mad at me later, I could be like,
but we're gonna go see Morgan.
Speaker 9 (01:12:50):
Yeah, because I mean, you are blowing up your friend group,
so it'd be tricky to find someone to go.
Speaker 12 (01:12:54):
With you.
Speaker 26 (01:12:56):
More worried about her than him, like you know, this
is whatever, but you'd be like, hey, I.
Speaker 5 (01:13:01):
Got good news. We're gonna go see Morgan Wallen. Oh
my god, that's great. Okay, also shared your secret.
Speaker 3 (01:13:07):
She might not want to go with you.
Speaker 5 (01:13:11):
Click on the link I just sent you the John
Damidge podcast. Click on that and listen to it. Surprise
all right.
Speaker 11 (01:13:19):
Oh should tell her to listen to the time stamp
where it says I won first, and then have her
go back and.
Speaker 5 (01:13:25):
Well, congratulations, Brittany, thank you. Okay. By the way, I
think I think in my opinion because I'm getting all
these all these messages on text, The Dad Better Confessions.
Hey man, you know this show if you can top that.
We have Morgan Walllet tickets coming out, but bring it on.
(01:13:47):
In fact, we're gonna do Katy Perry Takes. Now we're
gonna play. One of us is lying, so we need
a contestant and Melissa's are contested.
Speaker 10 (01:13:55):
Hi Melissa, Hi, how are you guys?
Speaker 5 (01:13:59):
So this is what we're play. One of us is lying.
So this is how it works. Each one of us,
Richard Bearra Peyton Whitmore, Kyle Unfug and me John J. Vanes,
We're going to tell you a story. All of them
are true except for one. You have to find out
which one of us is lying?
Speaker 4 (01:14:18):
Okay, got it?
Speaker 5 (01:14:19):
Okay, So you could pick anyone to start their story first.
Speaker 21 (01:14:23):
Let's go with.
Speaker 10 (01:14:26):
Ki.
Speaker 2 (01:14:27):
Okay, Melissa.
Speaker 8 (01:14:29):
Twas the night before my grandpa's funeral, my brother, my husband,
my cousins. We all went out to get a drink
and we were at this little bar. My brother probably
had way too much to drink.
Speaker 2 (01:14:43):
Well, looking back, yeah, he was. He was s lost,
if you will, And.
Speaker 8 (01:14:50):
The bouncer came over because he had ordered a pizza
and the bouncer was like, you can't have food here.
Speaker 2 (01:14:55):
And my brother, who had ordered food at that bar
the night before.
Speaker 8 (01:15:00):
I had to get sassy with the bouncer and give
him some choice words in which I cannot say on
the air, some square words, to which the bouncer then
reached over and grabbed my brother by the neck and
started choking him. I was sitting across from my brother
at the time on the table, and I was like,
you're not going to touch my brother. So I then
spider monkeyed up up the chair onto the table and
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jumped onto them, to which then proceeded a huge bar
fight and eventually was broken up by another bouncer. But
people did go away definitely scathed in the incident. The
next morning we went to my grandpa's funeral and were like,
could not believe what had happened the night before.
Speaker 2 (01:15:43):
That's my story, mats.
Speaker 5 (01:15:44):
Okay, take note, who do you want to go next?
Speaker 8 (01:15:47):
Okay, let's go with right.
Speaker 5 (01:15:51):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:15:51):
So, for whatever reason, I am the communicator in my
whole family, all the cousins, they always come to me
to give news. I am the the barah of bad news,
if you will, So why don't we have a segment
called that we should do that news? Anyway? Some one
of my uncles, my Uncle Lou was very sick and
he was going to a doctor's appointment. My brother took
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him and Uncle I had an Uncle Lou Travis Scots Song.
So Uncle Lou, I send my brother a note. I say,
how did the appointment go? And my brother said he
didn't make it. So I text my whole family that
my uncle has passed away, and it goes when I
you know, when I hit the text, I go. So
thirty people were told that my uncle died. He just
didn't make his appointment. He was totally fine. But your
(01:16:34):
real plans were already because he lives kind of out
in the country by himself in Raala, Missouri, so you
know you got to you gotta make plans. Anyway, he
was dead for a few days before we finally he
just did make as a doctor's appointment. He's totally fine.
By the way, he's still alive. Uncle Luke, that's crazy.
Speaker 5 (01:16:48):
Okay, that's two. All right, you got Peyton to me left.
Speaker 8 (01:16:53):
Let's go with you.
Speaker 21 (01:16:53):
John Jay says the best last.
Speaker 5 (01:16:56):
Okay, this is for Katy Perry tickets. So my story
involves Katy p I know we were her first radio interview,
I think, and I remember there were some things that
were said. Madonna was on our show, and Madonna had
said some stuff about Katy Perry and it made national news.
It was all over the news that Madonna had said
this thing on our show. So Katy Perry was like
kind of became friends with us. And then I remember
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we did the Fuson concert and she was at Fuson
and we exchanged phone numbers, and I brought up part
of this story the other day she came to town.
I don't remember what it was when she came down.
It was the last time her and I were friends.
We were texting each other and stuff about certain things,
and this part of the story I've never told. I
had a little procedure, right, So I was lying in
bed and I was signing the procedure and she texted
me at ten, She goes, are you coming to my
(01:17:39):
show tonight? And I said, I can't. I had this
little procedure. I said, so I can't really go to
your show. And she says that sucks, and I've never
heard from her again, but I did. That's not true.
Then I did see her later, remember what that thing
in La.
Speaker 3 (01:17:54):
Oh, Yeah, and she was there.
Speaker 5 (01:17:56):
She keep over and took a picture and hung out
and hug and she was cool. But oh and then
after that she said this, she did the super Bowl thing.
So maybe she doesn't. Maybe she has the same phone
on her I don't even know. Maybe just maybe she
has the same that's so good.
Speaker 3 (01:18:12):
And then hey, I'm too busy to talk right now.
Speaker 5 (01:18:14):
Get fair. We should do that. It could be in
our podcast. Okay, that's my story. That is you, Peyton.
Speaker 9 (01:18:19):
Okay, I'm not proud of this. Let me preface the
story with this. Okay. I played basketball my whole life,
and when I was in high school, I was notorious
for like smack talking trash talking. Now, mind you, Melissa.
I also have a degree in criminal justice, so I
love to like research and look people up and kind
(01:18:39):
of go FBI mode. So before basketball games, really bigger
basketball games, I would look up the people that I
was playing and I would look them up on Twitter,
Instagram or whatever, and I wou'd find out who their
boyfriend was or if they had a boyfriend, and this
is so terrible, my god. And when these girls would
be shooting their free throws, I would be standing there
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with all of this knowledge in the back of my head.
And I'd be like, hey, isn't your boyfriend da da
da da oh? He was in my DMS last night
and then they missed their free throw. And that was
my tactic to get into my opponent's head, is that
i'd basically make up things about their significant others.
Speaker 5 (01:19:15):
And that's very good. So you've got Kyle's brawl with
your brother before Grandpa's funeral, you got Rich's dead uncalo,
you got me and Katy Perry, and you've got Kyle
talking smack about boyfriends. All right, So what do you
think which one of us is lying?
Speaker 19 (01:19:34):
I'm gonna say I can totally see the fighty miss
and Kyle.
Speaker 21 (01:19:39):
Also, I can also see Rich being that person that
they people come to.
Speaker 6 (01:19:46):
Let's see.
Speaker 27 (01:19:47):
I'm gonna go with.
Speaker 13 (01:19:50):
You, John Dae, No, my story is totally true, Okay, Ten, Sure, Okay,
I'm gonna.
Speaker 6 (01:20:02):
Go with.
Speaker 26 (01:20:04):
Hay.
Speaker 9 (01:20:06):
Unfortunately, Melissa, mine is completely true. And I'm really sorry
if I ever did that to you, and you're listening,
I know it's terrible, and I'm so ashamed. I actually
have a stomach ache and I'm my hands are sweating
because I told him that. I'm really embarrassed.
Speaker 28 (01:20:19):
No, I know it's so bad, okay, Trump cut, Uh, no.
Speaker 8 (01:20:25):
That did happen and cat to my husband still mad
at me whenever.
Speaker 2 (01:20:30):
We talk about it. He was like, I can't believe
you guys did that. I'm still mad about it.
Speaker 3 (01:20:36):
Okay, then, no, my story is one hundred percent true
to one of.
Speaker 5 (01:20:41):
Us is lying. Okay, So Nick just walked in. Is
that what you're in there? Hey, guys, you forgot to
tell somebody.
Speaker 37 (01:20:48):
You know, we're doing confessions all day today, right, hu,
I want to do like games. And my thought was
I want to see who sounds most like a liar,
and so I didn't pick a liar to that.
Speaker 5 (01:21:01):
You know what's funny is I was sitting good, I
think all these stories.
Speaker 13 (01:21:06):
Story.
Speaker 3 (01:21:06):
I knew your story.
Speaker 5 (01:21:07):
I was gonna go paint because I know Kobe used
to do that.
Speaker 9 (01:21:11):
I was that evil in high school.
Speaker 37 (01:21:12):
It was like it was just a social experiment specifically
for me.
Speaker 3 (01:21:16):
So thank you, guys, thanks for obvious really good job.
Speaker 5 (01:21:20):
You win. Yeah, you get the Katy Ferry tickets.
Speaker 3 (01:21:22):
Yay, guy, we call the game.
Speaker 5 (01:21:26):
None of us is lying, will listen that. I really
hope he did that on purpose, because that's funy.
Speaker 3 (01:21:33):
Yeah, that's ptty fun.
Speaker 5 (01:21:34):
You should have every game. What all right? Anyway? Uh
shoot us a tax text j j R. Whatever's on
your mind to nine six s eight night. But we
have so many text messages now it's ridiculous. It's read Ricken, Ricken.
Speaker 3 (01:21:49):
What's that from Ricken?
Speaker 2 (01:21:51):
Some TV show we Watchperence?
Speaker 5 (01:21:55):
The author of the books.
Speaker 2 (01:21:55):
Name is Ricken the brother in law.
Speaker 5 (01:21:58):
Yeah, anyway, let's go three we need.
Speaker 8 (01:22:00):
I'm gonna tell you the crazy health trend that is
coming from a camel.
Speaker 2 (01:22:04):
Next with John Jay and Rich. Good morning.
Speaker 3 (01:22:08):
Your day with John Jay and Rich.
Speaker 16 (01:22:10):
I wake up with my favorite artist.
Speaker 2 (01:22:11):
Hey, this is Frida Carpentery.
Speaker 5 (01:22:13):
What's up, guys?
Speaker 2 (01:22:13):
Is both blows Benson Boone and you're waking up with
John Jay and.
Speaker 5 (01:22:16):
Rich Kyle, you you got three things we need to know?
Speaker 13 (01:22:20):
I do?
Speaker 2 (01:22:20):
Thanks John Jay.
Speaker 8 (01:22:22):
The latest health trend is coming from a camel because
apparently camel milk maybe a healthier alternative to dairy milk.
Speaker 2 (01:22:31):
We seem exactly sey.
Speaker 8 (01:22:34):
Milk, all the different types of milk, and they say
camel milk actually contains fewer allergens and offers other health
benefits that cow milk does not.
Speaker 2 (01:22:43):
Apparently, it's hypoallergenic.
Speaker 8 (01:22:45):
And could potentially protect the gut from harmful enzymes and
create healthier digestion.
Speaker 3 (01:22:52):
I would try it in a latte in the gut
health and with some camel milk I try.
Speaker 5 (01:22:56):
Remember my wife's friend has a camel Well.
Speaker 8 (01:22:59):
I'm gonna you might want to because a camel milk
is in high demand.
Speaker 2 (01:23:05):
Make it fast enough.
Speaker 8 (01:23:06):
I don't know how you make camel milk, but apparently
if you're wondering what does camel milk taste like, they
say it tastes a little bit like milk with a
little bit of salt in it. It's not as sweet
as cow's milk, but it is creamier.
Speaker 27 (01:23:20):
So there you go.
Speaker 9 (01:23:21):
I was so confused. I thought you kept saying camel milk.
Speaker 2 (01:23:25):
Well, that's food, camel milk, milk from a camel.
Speaker 5 (01:23:31):
If you camel, that's a camel.
Speaker 9 (01:23:32):
Meal, camel meal tea.
Speaker 7 (01:23:36):
All right.
Speaker 8 (01:23:37):
Apparently when you smile with your loved one, you have
a better relationship. A recent study actually found a connection
between the synchrony of smiles in romantic partners. Couples who
reported high relationship satisfaction had a habit of smiling at
the same time compared to couple seeking therapy.
Speaker 2 (01:23:55):
For relational distress.
Speaker 8 (01:23:57):
So make sure your smiles are synchronized and you're well
on your way.
Speaker 2 (01:24:01):
To having a great, fabulous relationship while man. Coca Cola
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Speaker 8 (01:24:07):
New familiar flavor kind of actually sounds delicious orange cream
Coke creamsicle a creamsicle Coke.
Speaker 3 (01:24:16):
You guys.
Speaker 8 (01:24:17):
They say it's got the delicious taste of Coca Cola
infused with refreshing orange and smooth, creamy vanilla flavors.
Speaker 2 (01:24:23):
It will be released February.
Speaker 8 (01:24:25):
Tenth, just in time for Valentine's Day. I don't know
what that is to do with Valentine's Day, but it's
something new and fun that you can bring out on
your Valentine's Day date if you have one.
Speaker 2 (01:24:33):
And that's three things you need to know.
Speaker 5 (01:24:35):
When Rich got married a couple of years ago, from
about a year and a half ago, almost two years ago,
he inherited two step kids, that's true, and then came
up with the storyline of them. You know you're not
my dad, Mark, Geve, call you March touch my stuff Mark.
So uh, and everyone's always get little updates. Well, what
happened yesterday?
Speaker 3 (01:24:53):
Oh, Colin. So the oldest comes rushing through the door.
He goes to Acre, but he doesn't, you know, he
doesn't live with us. He lives on campus. And he said,
have you been following the Justin Baldoni story with Ryan
Reynolds and his wife and all that? And I said, yes,
he's like, my teacher is friends his college professor is
friends with Justin. Are Jason Baldoni? Justin?
Speaker 5 (01:25:18):
Sorry?
Speaker 3 (01:25:19):
Yeah, you're right. As it turns out, Penn Badgeley and
they all used to hang out together.
Speaker 5 (01:25:23):
That's wild, I know.
Speaker 8 (01:25:24):
Do you know what's also wild about that is in
that voicemail that was just released, the voice memo from
Justin Baldoni.
Speaker 2 (01:25:30):
I thought he sounds like Joe from Hui.
Speaker 5 (01:25:32):
They talk a lot.
Speaker 3 (01:25:33):
That's what I noticed too well. Anyway, so he was
given me the dirt that they all kind of hung
out a little bit together, and the teacher feels like,
Justin Baldoni is totally in the right, that's your scoop.
But he was argument of like, because my teacher knows them,
she must be right. I'm like, well, you know, he
could have still been like inappropriate, in kind of a creep. No, no,
(01:25:54):
because my teacher's on that side. That's the side I'm taking.
And then candis CANDUs o instead of two. So my teacher,
she's laid it all out and he was he was
playing little wait timeline clips and someone says, what that
Baldoni's right, that Baldoni's in the right, in that Blake
Lively is in the wrong. But I still think when
you leave that kind of message at two o'clock in
the morning, that's seven minutes long, and it's all unprofessional
(01:26:17):
and kind of crossing the lining. To me, I still
think they're both at fault.
Speaker 9 (01:26:21):
I want to think that inappropriate.
Speaker 8 (01:26:22):
If the if the professor is friends with Justin Baldoni,
he's gonna pick his side.
Speaker 2 (01:26:27):
It's kind of like, right, thanks for your pitio, but
you're a little biased.
Speaker 3 (01:26:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:26:31):
First of all, I am not going to listen to
a seven minute voice note. No, no, Like, what the hell?
Speaker 3 (01:26:37):
If you see it seven minutes, you're like, I'll just
wait till I talk to you next time.
Speaker 5 (01:26:39):
Somebody voicemail messages I haven't listened to yet that are
seconds long, and I'm not.
Speaker 8 (01:26:43):
Gonna There was some new things this morning that some
text some flirty text messages have leaked between Blake Lively
and Justin Baldon during right.
Speaker 5 (01:26:54):
Yeah, she brought the positories and you started making jokes.
Speaker 2 (01:26:58):
I like sweet thoughtful Blake and she's like, haven't met her?
Speaker 8 (01:27:01):
And he's like, I also like bleep whole Blake too,
and she's like, yeah, I've met her, and my suppository
is like her too or something like that. And so
there was like some a little bit fun and flirty
text messages going back and forth.
Speaker 2 (01:27:14):
I guests between them flirting.
Speaker 5 (01:27:16):
I don't think there's more obvious sign of flirting than
when you talk about suppositors. You're going on that.
Speaker 9 (01:27:23):
What's a suppository?
Speaker 37 (01:27:25):
What is it?
Speaker 5 (01:27:25):
Looking up paid? Google it?
Speaker 2 (01:27:26):
It's a medical google it.
Speaker 5 (01:27:29):
Right out and we're on the air.
Speaker 3 (01:27:31):
Also, I told Colin if his professor wants to come
on and share her side, we'd be more than willing
to hear it.
Speaker 5 (01:27:35):
Oh oh, so female professor. I thought the way you
said it was like like three guys, No like she.
Speaker 3 (01:27:40):
I guess she the professor did appearances and like hung
out and has been around that circle.
Speaker 5 (01:27:45):
What are you payton?
Speaker 9 (01:27:46):
I don't want to read it. Look it up yourself.
Speaker 5 (01:27:48):
Look it up my mom my, mom has used to
give them to me when I was sick. It's terrible.
Speaker 9 (01:27:53):
I'm not talking about that would be.
Speaker 5 (01:27:55):
My mom would give you. I think when I was
a kid, I was like constipated, and my mom was like,
I'm gonna keep them this spot and therefore, yea, I'm blant.
It was in tusonum in her bad King's eye bed
on top of it, and she's gonna put this depository.
When I say stop, you're gonna stop, right, and she
was like, of course, med, yeah, I'm gonna stop. And
then it's like my uncle's in the other room and
they just laugh because they can stop, stop, stop, But
my mom didn't stop. She didn't stop.
Speaker 3 (01:28:18):
When you were constitpated, it sounds like you could use
one of those this morning.
Speaker 5 (01:28:20):
Oh my gosh, mom with piples. My mom was saying,
I'm gonna pop your pipple, and when you tell me
to stop, I'll stop. She didn't stop. Mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (01:28:34):
Now you know how he's the way he is.
Speaker 5 (01:28:36):
If you're Ryan Reynolds, you go, do you go, hey,
what's with this repository talk? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:28:40):
Highway right?
Speaker 8 (01:28:41):
Well, maybe because I think you kind of know like
banter like that is very playful in that way, and
there that kind of feeds into the whole conspiracy theory
that Ryan Rundols Ryan Reynolds was actually jealous of their
relationship and that's why we are in the situation that
we're in.
Speaker 2 (01:28:56):
I believe it.
Speaker 5 (01:28:57):
I kind of lean a little well, you're saying pain that.
I feel like there's something going on totally. Maybe they stopped,
maybe maybe nothing bad happened, but something happened. There was
some emotion where somebody should shut somebody down, and the
other person got upset, and now they're throwing each other.
Speaker 9 (01:29:09):
Under the bus because they're both married, right, that'd be
blown up to ma'am.
Speaker 3 (01:29:13):
Yeah, So if Ryan Reynolds gets upset and you're Blake Lively,
do you have to turn on the complaint a little higher, like,
you know, make it seem like you're more offended.
Speaker 5 (01:29:21):
Yeah, I gotta see this movie now.
Speaker 8 (01:29:23):
I kind of want to see it to it really
just because watch it let me know I still have
no interest in want to watch it.