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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Wakes up John Jay and what's crack a leg?

Speaker 2 (00:07):
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Speaker 3 (00:11):
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about last year.

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Speaker 5 (00:22):
Be And you're listening to John Jay and Rich wakes one.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
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Speaker 6 (00:32):
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Speaker 3 (00:35):
You text jj R and whatever you want to say
to the number nine six eight ninety three. So I
saw this article on the internet. You guys from the
website eat this dot com. You ever heard of that?

Speaker 6 (00:47):
Yeah, it's not that, Yeah, eat this Rich eat this.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
They put out a list of the top unhealthiest foods
on the planet. And I consider myself a pretty healthy eater,
and it just so happens past couple of days, I've
eaten some of the food on this list and it
really bums me out.

Speaker 6 (01:04):
And it's it's Peyton's fault.

Speaker 7 (01:06):
Why is it Peyton's fault?

Speaker 3 (01:09):
I had cake and I had white bread. The cake
is Peyton's fault? What you brought back this Dutch chocolate
from Amsterdam?

Speaker 6 (01:18):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:19):
And so yeah, it was late. It was absolutely unbelievable
Dutch chocolate. And I'm half to a check back skin
and I was very excited. So I put it on
the counter, opened it up, broke it up in the
little pieces and shared it.

Speaker 6 (01:32):
With my family.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
It was a little bit left, and I was like
planning that was going to be, Like I was allowing
myself to eat this one piece of chocolate.

Speaker 6 (01:42):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
The day before this, my wife went to a bridle
shower for our friend get married and brought back chocolate cake,
vanilla cake and all this stuff which I would never
eat and never does nothing for me. It's not a
problem being in the fridge. It doesn't bother me. But
Lord and behold watching TV and I get up to
get my piece of chocolate. I mentally prepared to have

(02:04):
that last piece of chocolate and it was gone, no, yeah,
and I was like, what the hell this piece of chocolate?
And my wife came into the garage because she was
walking the dogs, and she even asked me, do you
want to go walk the dogs? And I'm like, no,
I'm watching TV. So she taking turn to walking the
dogs and she dropped off a dog and picked up
two other dogs, and she was going through the garage.

Speaker 6 (02:25):
And I got up to get a chocolate and the
chocolate wasn't there.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
And I went out the kitchen door and met her
in the met her in the driveway, and she looked up.
She was because I was like, hey, go, where's that
touch chocolate. She's like, she grabs her hand and puts
on her stubs. She goes, it's in my tummy.

Speaker 6 (02:41):
And I was like, I was saving that. She was, oh, sorry.
So I went into the kitchen. Now I was gravy chocolate,
craving it.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
And I opened the fridge and there's all this cake
from this bridle shower and I was like, and then
when I want to eat bad, and I'm sure other
people like this, you start to compromise yourself. Well it's well,
it's whatever, I'll get it back to mama, work out
to Mama.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
The shure.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
So I just start mowing all this cake. I hate
every single one of them. It was too vanilla's, too
chocolate and a peanut butter, like soup fle mix.

Speaker 6 (03:11):
I just ate it all. And then when I was
sitting there, I was like, damn it, Peyton, that's all
your fault, Like.

Speaker 8 (03:16):
That's my fault because I wanted to be nice and
get you some fancy Dutch chocolate, John Jay, when you
said that we were going to talk about how something
that I did affected your life, I did not think
it was going to be about the Dutch chocolate. I
thought it was going to be about your stuff, he knows.
And why you can't breathe because I got you the
air filter for your birthday and the air filter is
now dusty.

Speaker 7 (03:37):
Were going to blame me for that?

Speaker 6 (03:38):
Didn't you order more filters?

Speaker 7 (03:40):
I haven't ordered them yet, but I got you, oh,
because you were.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Like you brought them up. You go here they are,
and I thought you ordered them. I'll pay it for them, Okay,
I'll order them for I can't breathe. And in fact,
you know what's funny is I can't smell anything. There's
a bag of Kyle's smells dirty socks here, and I thought,
what if I could smell those?

Speaker 5 (03:56):
Random statement that.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
I have a bag of Kyle's dirty socks have been
there for three years. But let me go over this
list of the unhealthiest foods on the planet. Cake is
number ten, ice cream is number nine, Donuts is number eight,
Donut number seven. By the way, which I just said

(04:23):
to my son Dutch last night, I go, I am
really starting to fall in love with popcorn. Microwave popcorn
is number seven, Cookies number six, and Kyle gets her
crumblesome fast food.

Speaker 6 (04:35):
Burgers is number five. What a shame.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
French fries is number four. Processed meat like bacon and
hot dogs. He's had a hot dog last night. White bread.
I love white bread.

Speaker 9 (04:49):
Now.

Speaker 6 (04:49):
I've heard that sour dough is healthy, but sour dough
is also white bread.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Yeah, but it's process different, so it digest.

Speaker 8 (04:57):
Stuggle with white bread because I used to eat wheatbread,
but only I have a wee allergy, and so I
only eat white bread now.

Speaker 5 (05:03):
I love white bread until like they I heard the statement,
the whiter the bread, the quicker, You're dead. Yeah, I
know it's terrible, but look, I brought a sandwich today
and it's white bread refected. And we make cookies every week,
and we could donuts every Sunday.

Speaker 7 (05:17):
Pizza was on the list.

Speaker 6 (05:19):
When I was in college. My sister says to me,
one time I would to go visitor at college. I
was in college.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
He goes, bread is the enemy, the number one food
that is the unhealthiest food.

Speaker 6 (05:33):
Take let's go around the room once, Peyton, what do
you think?

Speaker 10 (05:35):
Oh, geez, sour cream, No Kyle bagels, no.

Speaker 6 (05:39):
Rich waffles, no geese.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
The number one unhealthiest food on the planet, which I
can no problem not eating this.

Speaker 6 (05:48):
But you can't just have one chips potato chips. Potato chips.

Speaker 7 (05:53):
Oh you know what else?

Speaker 5 (05:53):
Okay, like you read, they stick with you this meme
there was like, hey, do you want eighty seven tortillas? Me? No,
But then they stick a bag of tortilla chips in
front of you and you eat the whole bag.

Speaker 7 (06:06):
And then you just ate eighty seven tortillas. That's the worst.

Speaker 8 (06:08):
When you're able to like piece the tortillas together at
the restaurant and it makes it.

Speaker 7 (06:12):
I know, eating them. It's so much easier.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
Say a few more on this list, because I gave
you the top ten. A few more that are on
the top one hundred bottled in fast food smoothies, granola
with added sugar, ketchup, barbecue sauce, frozen dinners, and coffee creamer.

Speaker 10 (06:28):
Wow, no pizza on that list.

Speaker 6 (06:30):
Well, I just went over some of it. I didn't
go for it.

Speaker 10 (06:32):
I was just curious because I'll eat pizza every day.

Speaker 5 (06:34):
Well, I've gone down this like rabbit Hole was sometimes
like on the algorithm, I'll go I'll get some of
like the health people, and I saw one the other
day and this guy was basically saying that kale is
bad for you and spinach is bad for you, and
I'm like, even the good foods aren't good for you anymore.

Speaker 7 (06:49):
It's like, what's the point.

Speaker 6 (06:50):
There's a whole anti kale campaign somewhere.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
I started it started it. I don't like kale. I
don't trust people who say that they love kale. Nobody
loves it kale.

Speaker 5 (06:59):
There have been some kale salads that I've been like, oh,
that's really good. Maybe I do like kale, but it's
like they have to be done right and the dressing
has to be on them.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Forever, so it's not so straight kale.

Speaker 6 (07:08):
Yeah yeah, John Jay Rich Payton, what's the vibe for horoscopes?
This morning?

Speaker 8 (07:11):
I'm going to tell you about your zodiac sign and
how you are when you are behind the wheel.

Speaker 7 (07:16):
What kind of driver are you?

Speaker 6 (07:19):
Okay? Eight seven seven nine three seven one of four seven?
What's the dilly?

Speaker 9 (07:22):
What?

Speaker 6 (07:23):
No, her name's Dilley? Or his name?

Speaker 3 (07:24):
Hi?

Speaker 6 (07:25):
Dilly?

Speaker 11 (07:26):
Hi?

Speaker 6 (07:26):
What's the dilly? You ever hear that?

Speaker 12 (07:29):
What's the dilly? O?

Speaker 6 (07:31):
What's your sign?

Speaker 8 (07:33):
I am an aries, okay, aries, I'm going to tell
you how you are as a driver. You are the
speed demon. You you are the one who sees a
yellow light and then it's all gas.

Speaker 7 (07:45):
No breaks.

Speaker 8 (07:46):
Speed limits are just suggestions for you. And you have
definitely screamed at somebody and laid on your horn at
someone going a little bit too slow for your liking. Yep, yeah,
here's are fiery for sure.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
She's laughing because she knows that's not gonna stop. No, never,
he is your real name?

Speaker 6 (08:06):
Is your real name? Dilly?

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Yes, sir, that's so cool.

Speaker 6 (08:09):
Are you named after Is it because of the bus
of rhyme song?

Speaker 13 (08:12):
No, it's actually short for something.

Speaker 14 (08:15):
I am an islander.

Speaker 15 (08:17):
My great grandfather names me.

Speaker 6 (08:19):
So wow, that's very cool. I love names that have
heritage and stories like that. Very cool. Thank you, dilly. Guys, Shannon,
good morning. What's your sign?

Speaker 13 (08:31):
I am a Scorpio.

Speaker 8 (08:32):
Okay, Scorpios. The type of driver that you are. You
are the road rage driver. You will stare down the
driver who just got you off. You don't honk often,
but when you do, it's personal and you'r RDF. Your
resting driving face is absolutely terrifying. True story.

Speaker 10 (08:51):
At least you own it.

Speaker 13 (08:54):
Yeah, thanks Shannon, Thanks have a good one too.

Speaker 6 (08:58):
Hello, Brittany, what's your son?

Speaker 1 (09:00):
I'm a Gemini?

Speaker 10 (09:01):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (09:02):
Geminis.

Speaker 8 (09:02):
The kind of driver that you are. You are the
distracted driver. Are you driving or are you Are you
hosting a talk show? Geminis, You are changing the music,
you're checking your phone, having a full on conversation all
at the same time, and you somehow still make it
to your destination barely. You're the kind of driver where
you're driving and then you don't even realize.

Speaker 10 (09:21):
How you got home.

Speaker 16 (09:23):
Oh that sounds about right, you.

Speaker 10 (09:26):
Know, when you're like zone out, it's like how did
I get here?

Speaker 17 (09:28):
A little bit?

Speaker 6 (09:30):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 12 (09:31):
I love you guys.

Speaker 13 (09:31):
I've been listening to you since two thousand and three.
I'm like, I did you have a fun with you?

Speaker 18 (09:36):
Right?

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Now, wow, that was way back in the day.

Speaker 17 (09:38):
I know, I was a junior in high school when
you were.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
You were in ninety seven?

Speaker 6 (09:43):
Was it ninety seven point three.

Speaker 7 (09:44):
Caracu, Yeah, ninety three point seven or ninety three?

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Still there, yes, still on there.

Speaker 13 (09:49):
Yes, that's very awesome, so awesome.

Speaker 6 (09:52):
What's going on with you since then?

Speaker 7 (09:54):
Well?

Speaker 17 (09:55):
Now I live in a small mining tone in Bagdad, Arizona.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
So that's what happens to our list steners. If they
listen that long, they got to move to back Dad, Arizona.

Speaker 6 (10:03):
Are you a minor?

Speaker 13 (10:04):
No, my husband, no?

Speaker 6 (10:06):
Are you under eighteen?

Speaker 15 (10:08):
No, you're in two thousand and three.

Speaker 6 (10:15):
Well, Brittany, thanks for listening. I've been to bag Guy, Arizona.
By the way. It's really net it's really nice. It's beautiful.

Speaker 13 (10:20):
Oh, it's so, it's so nice.

Speaker 17 (10:21):
It's a great place to raise a small family.

Speaker 6 (10:23):
I agree. Agree. Well, thank you for listening and have
a great.

Speaker 12 (10:26):
Day you too, Bye, guys.

Speaker 6 (10:29):
I was just thinking when I said to Dilly, I go,
you know, are you named after the Bust of Rhymes song?
Right now?

Speaker 3 (10:34):
And I've just thought if someone's listening, going, oh man, John,
she's a fan of Bust to rhymes that's so cool,
but that's did you guys know what song was talking about?
It's put your eyes where my hands can't see you
put your hand or can't see buster rhymes like no,
no no, and then and then then with the delio
and then do you know the song?

Speaker 1 (10:50):
What's the dilio Delio? Tell me? What's the doll that?

Speaker 3 (10:53):
I thought someone's thinking that's cool that he listened to
bust rymes, but that's not the name of the song
is in Dilly it's put your eyes where your hands
can't see her like that. Then I thought, every once
in a while, then I might just drop that into
people and just like have to pick a really cool artist.

Speaker 7 (11:06):
Like your music.

Speaker 6 (11:08):
But I might be wrong.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
I'm gonna go, oh, so, Kyle, what's your sign? You're
gonna be oh, Kyle, oh, are you named after the
future song? And then you'd be like, no, I'm not okay,
And then anybody else John Jo's.

Speaker 7 (11:20):
Future, Yeah, that's very true.

Speaker 6 (11:24):
If they don't know the future song they're talking about,
they don't they don't know. I just don't know that track.

Speaker 5 (11:29):
With John Jay's luck, you're going to find someone that's
actually like a future expert, like he doesn't have a
song and anything.

Speaker 14 (11:33):
To do with you.

Speaker 6 (11:34):
I'll find the song where they mentioned the name Kyle.
What's up?

Speaker 1 (11:37):
I was gonna say the rhymes lyric is hit you
with my nine Millie.

Speaker 6 (11:41):
What the that's it? That's it?

Speaker 3 (11:44):
You know that?

Speaker 6 (11:45):
So what's that song called? Put your hands in your
eyes can't see me or something?

Speaker 3 (11:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (11:49):
Put you where My dog grown up? His name was Busta,
named after Buster.

Speaker 6 (11:55):
See, that's why. That's why I said it. By the way,
let's do Libra.

Speaker 7 (12:00):
Yeah, well, Libra Kyle.

Speaker 8 (12:01):
The type of driver that you are, You're the indecisive one.
Are you turning left or are you turning right? And
no one including you knows. You miss exits constantly and
then you get mad yourself for it and your car
is questionable.

Speaker 7 (12:13):
You've seen my car, so that's probably pretty accurate.

Speaker 5 (12:17):
Yeah, And when I was driving to the Renaissance Festival,
I did miss an exit. So at first when you
said that, I'm like, no, I think I'm a pretty
decisive driver.

Speaker 7 (12:23):
I know where I'm going, And then I had to
remember though I did miss it.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
That also happened on that show, on the show Running
Yet She's following navigation, she misses an exit and has
to turn on and makes everything late again, just like Kyle.

Speaker 6 (12:39):
All right, what about it, let's.

Speaker 8 (12:40):
Pisces pisces Richie. The type of driver that you are,
You're the daydreamer. You completely zone out while driving and
then suddenly realize you're ten miles past your exit.

Speaker 7 (12:49):
Also, you forget where you parked all.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
Of the time.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
I've never remembered where I pod. It was such a
big joke in my college that my friends would be like,
We're going to mark your spots so we know where
you even like what side of the college. I had
no idea.

Speaker 10 (13:03):
Well, now you can drop your pain and you can
find your car where.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
I'm really get your sign They'll post on our website,
John jaynrich dot com. I understand Nora has a dirty
little secret. Good morning, Nora, good morning.

Speaker 6 (13:16):
What's your secret?

Speaker 9 (13:18):
So I brought the wrong purse when I was going
to dinner with my friend a while back, my friend
from work one night, and she told me not to
worry about it and basically I can get her dinner
the next time we have dinner. And then a couple
of days later she really pissed me off. She parked

(13:38):
in my spot at work, which she knows it's my spot,
And anyway, like, since that happened, I've been just avoiding
any conversation that involves getting food. No lunch, no brunch,
no dinner. I always have an excuse, and I thought
she'd eventually just forget. But it's been over six months
and she keeps bringing it up, and overall, I'm just like,

(14:02):
I'm proud of myself more than anything else because I'm
just like, I've done a really good job at avoiding it.
So do I just tell her or should I just
like keep it going and keep her on edge?

Speaker 5 (14:13):
Do you think there's a part of her that was
like I think I could park in her spot? She
owes me fifty bucks.

Speaker 7 (14:17):
For the dinner, I think.

Speaker 9 (14:20):
So that's why I'm tessed.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Are they wait? Are they assigned spots? Like everybody has
their spot or that's just normally where.

Speaker 9 (14:26):
You park, that's just normally where I park.

Speaker 6 (14:29):
But like she oh, oh, here we go.

Speaker 10 (14:30):
No, I get it.

Speaker 7 (14:32):
That's annoying.

Speaker 5 (14:33):
But also like I'm the kind of percive I owe
somebody money, like I can't almost function until I pay
them back.

Speaker 7 (14:40):
So I kind of feel like, I get where you're at.

Speaker 5 (14:42):
You're upset, but I also feel like you should pay
her back because it's kind of messed up you haven't.

Speaker 9 (14:46):
She's like, I don't really feel like I owe her,
Like she offered, what was the deal?

Speaker 6 (14:52):
What was the deal? Like I'm going to buy you,
I'll buy dinner.

Speaker 16 (14:55):
I forgot my.

Speaker 9 (14:56):
Wallet genuinely, and she was like, I got you. Just
take me out to dinner next time, but like I
don't want it next time. So that's kind of what happened.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
And she parked in your spot one time, yeah, but
like I was late because of it, not assigned parking.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
I think those are two unrelated things, like she yeah,
like you probably have to take her out to take
her to lunch, or just get her.

Speaker 5 (15:18):
A gift card to Google lunch yourself if you don't.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Want to go with you you want to spend time
with her, or what if she does this? What if
she keeps parking your space and then one day she's
going to be like, hey, dinner was fifty bucks. I
parked your space this many times. It's seven dollars I
figure for parking, so I'm deducting that. So now you
only only three dollars and then give her three dollars
and say good riddance.

Speaker 15 (15:37):
Okay, I liked it, all right.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
It's really not your spot though. If it's not a sign,
it's yeah, she knows you, see. I think the people
that feel like it's their spot, I think there's a
little something the fact that you would ditch a friendship
because somebody just parks somewhere. Because I promise you she's
not thinking about that being your spot. She just pulled
into a spot.

Speaker 9 (16:03):
I mean she never parked there again.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
Okay, but that doesn't mean she thought about it either way.
You know, if you want to live in a world
where people show you grace, you have to show grace.

Speaker 7 (16:14):
That's true. That's a good lesson.

Speaker 9 (16:17):
I mean, I guess I just feel like she was
being really passive aggressive, and I'm like trying to teach
her a lesson.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
It sounds like you're being passive aggressive.

Speaker 9 (16:28):
I'm just being I think the punishment that's the crime.

Speaker 6 (16:31):
Well, I've gotten to dinner with his friend of mine.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
We went like a couples, and I remember I picked
up dinner and then I don't want to say who
he is, but he also went to Kabba with me
against them cells uh huh. And then I picked up
dinner there too. I think, I know who you're talking.
I feel like he needs to pick up dinner next
time it's his turn. Yeah, but it was weird because
he was with me, my wife and my son.

Speaker 7 (16:53):
So I bought dinner, right, yeah, I mean that kind
of makes sense, right.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
But then the other time it was like him and
his wife or whatever, and I bought dinner, and I
feel so at one point, I remember one point in fact,
I got I was a little embarrassed by myself because
he's like, yeah, when we all go, we will, and
you're buying.

Speaker 5 (17:09):
This, like it's not like your friend John Jay was like,
I'll get you next time. So you get accept that.
Like she actually told her friend she was going to
get her next.

Speaker 6 (17:18):
Hi, Nora, have a great day. Thanks for calling in.

Speaker 9 (17:21):
Thank you have a good day.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
Time for stacks and hacks. I have stacks of information
and Rich has life hacks. According to NASA, the Las
Vegas Strip is the brightest spot on Earth from space.

Speaker 7 (17:35):
Oh wow, I can see that a lot of lights there.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
Also, Jupiter is the oldest planet in our Solar system.

Speaker 6 (17:44):
There's some fun.

Speaker 7 (17:44):
Facts for you I love like the jingle.

Speaker 8 (17:47):
Every time I hear the word Jupiter, it's like bo
it's good bitter, get most.

Speaker 10 (17:54):
To get more stars, you guys, Maybe somebody jump in.

Speaker 9 (18:03):
On that one.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
A new study suggests that having some belly fat may
be beneficial for brain health in younger adults. Some belly fat,
that's good. I think it's why I'm so smart. I
had I had some belly fat a lot in my youth.

Speaker 9 (18:17):
Some A.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
Twenty nine year old wedding guest in Vancouver started a
fight over the weekend after someone took his keys away
to keep him from driving drunk. Cops arrested him and
gave him a ride home to sleep it off, but
he ordered an uber went back to the wedding to
get his car.

Speaker 6 (18:32):
He got a dui anyway, dump, Can you be right?
I know what a dummy.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
People are listing things on the Internet that were once
hyped as the next big thing but flopped.

Speaker 6 (18:45):
Okay, the next big thing but flop. For example, fake meat.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Oh yeah, thank god that didn't go.

Speaker 5 (18:51):
Remember the the Google glasses or those what were their
Facebook classes?

Speaker 1 (18:56):
Google Glass?

Speaker 18 (18:57):
No?

Speaker 3 (18:58):
Yeah, but there was also the snapchat ones. Yeah yeah, uh,
that's not Google pluses and no. Google Plus was like Facebook. Yeah,
because Google Plus is number one, the Facebook killer.

Speaker 6 (19:08):
That died Google Glasses. I think that should be on
Uh well VR. They keep trying to make it happen,
but it's never going to be mainstream. They say. Threads
is another one.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
Yeah, Sega Dreamcast one of the gaming consoles that didn't
catch on.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
All those commercials were really good.

Speaker 6 (19:22):
Oh, Google classes, it's er.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
Aegeused to change the Zoom rich Remember the Zoom?

Speaker 1 (19:30):
Oh I do I got you? I bought you a zoom.

Speaker 7 (19:33):
We heard all about that gift for three years.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
He wanted an iPad or an iPod with the radio.
Basically that was the Zoo.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
Now it's that hard media app all right, radio app.
Three D TVs and curved televisions were things that didn't
take off.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Yeah, we just want big TVs. We don't need them curved.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
What food is delicious in small amounts but gross in
big amounts?

Speaker 1 (20:00):
Immediate bite? Cake is good, but too much cake?

Speaker 3 (20:04):
I can eat so much cake, I think, yeah, I
could eat I have a cake. Sugar Okay, okay. Number
one answer is exactly what you described, but can you
be more specific?

Speaker 6 (20:16):
Fudge is good no, keep going. This is so what
in your life? Cake number one answer?

Speaker 3 (20:23):
Cheesecake is the number one answer of something that's good
in small amounts.

Speaker 9 (20:27):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
They say Arby's beef and cheddar, egg nog, oysters, vienna, sausages, mayonnaise, butter, pancakes, truffle, honey, marshmallows, cotton, candy, candy, corn.

Speaker 6 (20:38):
Wasabi, sesame o, frosting, and cereal. Say.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
The first bowl of cereal makes you want a second bol.
The second ball makes you realize you didn't want a
second ball.

Speaker 6 (20:46):
That doesn't work for me.

Speaker 7 (20:46):
You know I love multiple bowls cereal.

Speaker 6 (20:49):
I know, and me too.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
Speaking of food, they put out a list of the
five most dangerous expired condiments in your fridge, Like when
I have when I run out of ketchup or kept
It's been there a long time and it's expired, I
still use it.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
Okay, I would say salad dressing is dangerous, especially.

Speaker 6 (21:07):
Salad dressing number two.

Speaker 18 (21:09):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
Creamy kinds that have eggs or cheese are supposed to
be tossed after two months.

Speaker 6 (21:13):
Oily dressings last longer.

Speaker 7 (21:16):
What about butter?

Speaker 6 (21:17):
Butter not in there?

Speaker 3 (21:18):
Soy sauce number five, mustard number four ketchup and barbecue
sauce number three. Branch I said, you've got about six
months to use them up. Keep an eye on the color.
Well Ranch falls under solid coffee creamer mayonnaise number one.
It's got eggs, so it's been open to USDA says
it's only good for two months.

Speaker 6 (21:35):
Give it the sniff test if it doesn't smell right.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Really, I definitely use like a year old oh for sure.

Speaker 6 (21:41):
Same for sure.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
Solid dressing.

Speaker 10 (21:43):
I know it just like sits in the back of
my fridge.

Speaker 6 (21:45):
What do you have for life?

Speaker 1 (21:46):
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Speaker 6 (21:59):
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Speaker 1 (22:02):
Maybe even in a car ride and you get out
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Speaker 6 (22:54):
You're on the air.

Speaker 12 (22:55):
Oh my gosh, let me tell you. I have ninety
nine problems and my just one. Kyle help this. My
my marriage depends on it. I okay, so listen.

Speaker 15 (23:12):
I by all means I'm not a hoarder.

Speaker 12 (23:14):
I walk around my house, fine, my house is very clean.
However my garage is otherwise. And I know I'm not again,
I'm not a hoarder, but I do find like really.

Speaker 13 (23:27):
Good deals and actually a lot.

Speaker 12 (23:29):
Anybody who knows me cracks up because they're like, oh, so,
what are you having your garage. My neighbors come and
they're like, hey, I need a BCR. I know you
have to have one.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
I'm like, I do.

Speaker 12 (23:39):
Theys come and like, I kid you not. My garage
saves the day more than anything. So my neighbors love it,
my friends love it, my kids adore it. However, my
husband hates it. He he had he gave me an
not an old I wouldn't say a marriage ultimatum, but
he gave me an ultimatum. He's like, hey, I recently

(24:01):
had surgery, got really sick, have been very anyhow, so
point blank is surgery. And he gave me some slack
and he's like, all right, once once you're out of
your six weeks after your surgery, he's like, you have
two months to clean it up, Earls. I'm going to
go in there and I'm going to just trash it all.
And I'm panicking, right, I'm like, okay, this is like

(24:24):
stuff I spend a lot of money on and I
can't just have it in the drashkin, and you know,
it's almost like I spent so much money on it
and it's still good, but I don't want to put
it in the garage still and then get like twenty
five per cents for it. So anyhow, give me kIPS?

Speaker 7 (24:39):
What about like a swords unit?

Speaker 5 (24:40):
I say, like, your husband's out of line, like your
clutter has purpose.

Speaker 7 (24:50):
Why something did you bring to the table, dude?

Speaker 15 (24:54):
I did.

Speaker 12 (24:55):
I'm like, did you clean your closet? You know what
he does? He has such nerve. He's like, actually, let
me go in my closet. Here's three terra pints, here's
ten shirts. And I'm like, god, this is going the
opposite way. I'm like, okay, lets.

Speaker 15 (25:08):
If that fires on me.

Speaker 12 (25:10):
So I'm like, oh great, I'm like, okay, that's not
the point. The point is that you have a lot
of stuff and he really doesn't, and he's like, no,
I don't. And it's just like it's never ending. So
I did start decluttering, like, you know, I chok a
lot of things to like other mothers, like good stuff,
and I got some store credit and you know, like

(25:31):
the consignment starts. I'm like, cool, take that that doesn't
hurt that bad, but you know, it's like the bigger
things that I'm like, you know, we have a birthday party.
Who wants to pay a decorator a thousand dollars to
decorate when I could.

Speaker 13 (25:41):
Do it just as well.

Speaker 5 (25:43):
So anyhow, Okay, So if a storage unit, like Peyton said,
isn't an option because that can be really expensive, I
would say the thing that always helps me, like indiecluttering,
is first organizing. Like so if you if there's a possibility,
like if you're really attached to all the clutter and
it does actually help you out and all these people
in your life benefit from it, like I would just

(26:03):
try organizing it first, and then your husband may not
be so annoyed with it, like that would be my
first step. And then while you're organizing it, you may go, oh, well,
maybe this thing isn't totally necessary, or maybe you could
start a really cool offer up and you could just
start making money off of that stuff.

Speaker 12 (26:21):
Yeah, I tried that.

Speaker 5 (26:22):
Okay, I would try organizing it because it's all like
when it's all like perfectly put in situations in places,
it may not feel so invasive.

Speaker 12 (26:32):
You're right, You're right, Okay, yeah, so maybe not having
him tiptoe around my stuff and maybe yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
I give it, but he deserves that before you clean up.
I'm looking for eighty style be Dazzler. Do you have
one of those in your garage? I want to give
my jacket look and fly.

Speaker 12 (26:49):
All look for whyler? You know what I have that
is ridiculous and I will never I told my daughter
this is going to be in my will. You were
going to take this home for your children. Is I
went to a garage cell. Actually it was a state cell,
and they have things from back like segregation. This lady

(27:12):
would have really crazy things.

Speaker 15 (27:14):
So then I got this desk.

Speaker 12 (27:15):
That's all wooden. I don't even mind sending a picture
over to you, guys. I've never seen anything like that. Well,
inside the desk there was a newspaper that you could
barely open it up because it would crumble, and you
know I didn't want to do that. Well, right before
the daughter sold it to me, I think I paid
fifty bucks for it just because it looks that cool.

(27:37):
There was stuff in there from like Queen Elizabeth and
like segregation, like the blacks and the whites, and the
water fountains and I'm like, what can I just keep that?
And she's like, sorry, that's my grandmother's and I'm like great.
So I didn't want to be a jerk, but anyhow,
so I feel like that lap desk is worth so
much money.

Speaker 7 (27:54):
So that TV show?

Speaker 1 (27:56):
What is that show?

Speaker 18 (27:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (27:59):
Yeah, well again rich Rich wants a White's only fountain
so bad civil War?

Speaker 12 (28:09):
Yeah, So anyhow I feel like, yeah, I feel like
that may spring of fortune at some point, but yeah,
I probably need to take it to that pawn shop,
but I well, I want to make sure it's a
cruise enough in here so that they were like, Okay,
this is a once in a lifetime thing, you know.

Speaker 6 (28:25):
Yeah, I v thank you for calling.

Speaker 12 (28:27):
Thank you, have a good day.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
Thanks thanks not for spring break bust and we're going
to old school spring break bus. We got a mom
wants to check out on the kid, which is how
this whole thing started. Amy, good morning. Tell us a
little bit about what's going on in your spring break world.

Speaker 16 (28:44):
Oh man, cammy kids is hard. Uh so, I'm really
nervous about what's happening. I've definitely tried to prepare myself.
My daughter is getting a little older, she's in her
twenties now, and uh so what is her and all
of her cousins they're all around the same age, and
so we were talking about what to do for them

(29:06):
for spring break, and my parents offered their house. So
they live right on the beach in San Diego, and
they're like, all the kids can stay here, will rent
an airbnb down the road. The girls, the cousins, they've
always had a lot of freedom, like my sisters and
I have really encouraged them to do things there on
their own and go travel together. But this trip is

(29:30):
a little I don't know. They're not being a straightforward
with what they're doing and what's happening. And my daughter
has never really been cagey. I have her location, so
I know she's where she says she is. But I'm
kind of curious if my parents aren't holding up there
into the bargain. It's just I don't know something's either

(29:51):
happening down there. My daughter's just being really weird with me.

Speaker 5 (29:54):
Why would you be worried your parents aren't holding out,
like you know, they're at their house right.

Speaker 16 (29:58):
Yeah, my parents they've never really given up the grateful
dead days. Oh god, they I mean, I remember as
a kid seeing seeing all sorts of party supplies, and
I know that they've they've calmed down a little in
their old age, but they love a party.

Speaker 6 (30:20):
I know a guy. I know a guy I lived
in San Diego. I know a guy and he was
my boss.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
His brother was a grateful head person and had a
tepee in his backyard and would go listen to music
and smoke out and and live in the teepee.

Speaker 11 (30:34):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
That guy is now a commentator for March Madness. Yeah,
and he lives in San Diego from Santa I mean,
that's crazy.

Speaker 6 (30:43):
You see that.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
When you said that, immediately I have a visual of
what your parents look like, you know what I mean?

Speaker 6 (30:49):
Like I totally do.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
But anyway, so you're worried about that more than you're
You're worried about your kids, your daughter, for what's going
on with your parents.

Speaker 6 (30:56):
Maybe they're in the way something.

Speaker 16 (30:58):
My sisters and I we have a good time at
Glassy chardinay here and there, maybe take an edible, but
we do not party the way that our parents parties,
Like there were parties that would.

Speaker 13 (31:10):
Go on for four days.

Speaker 7 (31:11):
Oh so you're worried. It's starting to skip a generation.

Speaker 16 (31:16):
I'm a little nervous, Yeah, because my girls, my daughter
is never like I think of the girls as and
her cousins, they've not really been exposed to that kind
of I'm sure that they've gone to college parties and
she's told me something, but honestly, this generation seems a
lot more mild.

Speaker 6 (31:33):
Okay, we will call your daughter, what's her.

Speaker 16 (31:36):
Name, her name's Adriana.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
We're gonna get your daughter on the line. We're gonna
ask her to be a reporter for us for spring break. Okay,
So we're gonna just say, hey, how's it going there,
are you partying? Are you not partying? And you just
stay quiet on the line and just listen and just
let her go. Okay, Okay, all right, so hold on
the line. We'll take a quick break. Spring Break Bust
continues next with John Jay and Rich. You've got a
mom wants to check in on her daughter already, there's

(32:00):
a little bit of a twist already. So Amy wants
to check in on her daughter, Adriana, who's in San
Diego with all her cousins staying at her grandparents' house
on the beach. But Amy thinks there's something a little
fishy because the grandparents were gonna go stay at an airbnb.
Now the grandparents Amy's parents are dead heads. Means they

(32:23):
travel with the grateful dad. They you know, smoke pod,
I mean like psychedelics, old school stuff. So, Amy, you
think that maybe there's something going on with your parents.

Speaker 6 (32:33):
And your daughter.

Speaker 16 (32:34):
Maybe they love a party.

Speaker 6 (32:37):
But your daughter does a party, not like you, not
like they do, and you you didn't really.

Speaker 16 (32:41):
She drinks some like I've had a couple of beers
with her, especially when she got back from college that
first year. I trust my daughter completely. She's not a
party girl.

Speaker 6 (32:54):
Okay, okay, so you hang tight, Grant, did you talk
to him? Talk to her? I got Adrian on the phone.
She's pretty fun.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
She's had a good time on spring break for sure.

Speaker 6 (33:09):
All right, Amy, you stay quiet. We're gonna talk to
Kajan Adriana.

Speaker 19 (33:16):
Hi.

Speaker 6 (33:17):
Hey, so you're totally cool being a reporter for us
for spring break?

Speaker 15 (33:20):
Yeah, for sure?

Speaker 3 (33:21):
Good because spring break's ending in a lot of places, right,
So we've had reporters from all the way from Honolulu
to Cancun to Miami Beach, but we haven't had a
San Diego reporter yet. So can you give us a
rundown just test, like I've been to clubs or you've
been hanging out of the beach, Like, what's been going on?

Speaker 6 (33:36):
What have you seen? What have you experienced? This week
is spring break?

Speaker 14 (33:40):
I mean, honestly, it's been a while. Several of days,
I'm like, I can't really even like fathom all of
the things that have gone down. We've been staying at
my groom parents' house. They have a house in San Diego,
and it's been you know, pretty chill artably, but last

(34:02):
night was the most mortifying and horrific experience I have
ever ever had in like so many different ways. Okay,
go on, yes, I'm like, let me, let me explain.
We were at the beach and we were like literally
we were just like getting really drunk, and we were

(34:23):
on our way home, and it was really late and
really dark and like really really cold, and we just
wanted to get into the hot tub, and so we
were walking outside to the back and then we started
freaking out because I guess my cousin Joey left the
back door unlocked because the door was wide open, and
we walked back there and we see that my grandparents

(34:46):
must have decided to come back early because we had
texted them and said, hey, you know, if you combine,
we're not there, like we're gonna be out late, so like,
don't freak out. And they were there, and they were
in the hot tub and they were not wearing anything.

Speaker 13 (35:07):
I mean, I saw.

Speaker 14 (35:11):
My papa behind my mammy, her hands on the.

Speaker 17 (35:17):
Side of the hot stuff, her.

Speaker 20 (35:21):
Her saggy boobies just swinging in the window. Yes, And
I was just like, oh, and we couldn't leave. I
couldn't leave because my other cousin he had lent his
car to this die because she he gave us a
whole bunch of coke and and so like we didn't

(35:43):
have a way to leave.

Speaker 14 (35:44):
And then I know they saw us, like I know
they saw us, like, oh, my coke.

Speaker 16 (35:51):
You guys are doing cocaine.

Speaker 20 (35:53):
Mom, Hey baby, hi mom.

Speaker 16 (35:59):
Well it seeing seeing my parents have sex is just
kind of a rite of passage in this family.

Speaker 5 (36:05):
Oh wow, I'm not even surprised about that.

Speaker 16 (36:12):
But the cocaine is a little is a little okay,
I don't I just I'm not a fan of you
guys doing coke. I don't mind if you do, like
take an edible or or hippie drugs like mushrooms or
molly or whatever. But oh please don't do it makes
feel better of it?

Speaker 20 (36:32):
What I mean, we took molly too, if that makes
me feel better.

Speaker 16 (36:41):
At least you were doing it in a safe space
with your cousins that the grandparents have.

Speaker 20 (36:47):
But I think you should really call Mammy and pop off,
because yeah, no, we all.

Speaker 16 (36:53):
They wanted to get it, and I'm sure that we're
not coming.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
Back a lot of layers to this family lays. So
did you say you traded a car for cocaine.

Speaker 12 (37:04):
Just for the night.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
Okay, just clarifying, it's so Norman.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
Amy, Amy, you said you think your parents wanted to
get caught. They wanted these young kids to see.

Speaker 6 (37:16):
Them doing day day.

Speaker 13 (37:19):
I can't look at it.

Speaker 17 (37:20):
No, I mean both of your aunts and I have
walked in on on our parents having sex in the
living room outside living on a like, yeah.

Speaker 16 (37:34):
They just I mean, I guess I love that they're
still so in love.

Speaker 7 (37:40):
That's one way of looking at it. I seriously feel
like when.

Speaker 8 (37:44):
You guys are my family, I really do feel like
this is probably something that would go down in the
Murphy family.

Speaker 16 (37:50):
I really I mean, my mother had her hips replaced
about five years ago, so I'm just glad you'd get
some use out of it.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Oh my gosh, what a family, so understanding all of
that in Mom's like, just cut back on the coke
a little, that's all saying.

Speaker 16 (38:06):
Yeah, I just don't stay away from anything you snort
or put in your veins. Like, I don't mind you
guys trying hippie drugs because they're not addictive, but coke
just makes you want more. Coke and heroin ruins your life.

Speaker 6 (38:20):
So and watching old people have sex makes you want
to traumatize. It makes you do coke.

Speaker 16 (38:29):
I hope that he remembers that and and remembers to
use a condom.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
Okay, you guys, this is a spring break bus.

Speaker 6 (38:37):
I'm gonna remember for a long time.

Speaker 10 (38:40):
Why are you ready to have a big day.

Speaker 17 (38:45):
To day?

Speaker 6 (38:57):
Good morning, John, Jay and Rich thanks for holding.

Speaker 20 (39:02):
I'm your biggest fands.

Speaker 10 (39:05):
Thank you.

Speaker 11 (39:07):
I'm ten years old and I'm blind, but you listen
to it. But I listen to you guys every morning.

Speaker 10 (39:15):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
What's your name?

Speaker 11 (39:17):
Piango h I age?

Speaker 10 (39:20):
I love that name.

Speaker 6 (39:21):
What do you like to do? What do you like
to do?

Speaker 1 (39:25):
For fun.

Speaker 11 (39:26):
Well, what I like to do for fun is just
just hang out and relax.

Speaker 6 (39:34):
What are you watching on TV?

Speaker 13 (39:37):
What do you what's your favorite movie right now?

Speaker 11 (39:40):
I don't know. Okay, my my most favorite movie is
Because the Square Pants.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
What amazing energy you have? How do we how do
we get some of your energy?

Speaker 11 (39:57):
You sound amazing because I'm your biggest am.

Speaker 6 (40:01):
Do you have brothers and sisters?

Speaker 11 (40:03):
I only have one brother and this is my little brother.

Speaker 15 (40:06):
I must say, I I.

Speaker 6 (40:11):
A family you have? Send you what part of town?
Where do you live?

Speaker 18 (40:17):
In?

Speaker 11 (40:18):
Mon the organ? I've been trying to win the thousand
dollars pay your bill?

Speaker 6 (40:23):
What are you gonna do with? What do you do
with a thousand dollars?

Speaker 11 (40:26):
I'm gonna buy Tonies. It's like a little like they
have like little figures, like characters, and then there's like
a little box and then I like plays music and
stories and stuff.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
They're called little Tony's, like the little Italian guys. Hey
what are you doing?

Speaker 14 (40:44):
You're so funny?

Speaker 6 (40:48):
Well can we give you a big radio hug?

Speaker 1 (40:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (40:51):
Sure, let's go ahead for give them a big old hug.
Oh yeah, a great day. Thank you so much for listening.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
Thank you so much, Tripe Save by Night.

Speaker 3 (41:02):
You guys, remember Lindsay just quick little recap if I'm
right with Lindsay here, So you were dating your psychiatrist
son that didn't go well and then out of nowhere,
I don't know who the last time we talked to her,
out of know where, she sends me a voicemail message
on my Instagram and I was just gonna play it,
and then I thought, if I here's a little piece
of it.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
John Jay.

Speaker 15 (41:22):
Last night, I went on a first date and the
guy said he loved me and all of this.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
The guy said he loved me, and I was like,
I wonder where this is going to go, and I thought,
let's just get Lindsay on there to tell her story
because if you remember, she's got crazy Daddy show.

Speaker 10 (41:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (41:35):
So first date, he says, I love you.

Speaker 15 (41:38):
Yeah, I mean it was going well, right. We went
out to this like brewery, just thought it would be
well key you hang out or whatever, and it went well,
and he like immediately went like we should be exclusive.
We both need to because we met on an app.
Of course we both need to leave the app. And
he's like, you got me wanting to say something like,

(41:58):
what are you talking about?

Speaker 9 (41:59):
What?

Speaker 15 (42:00):
And then he's like, well, I just feel like I
love you, and I was like, yye, okay. I was like,
oh okay, like I don't like it's been like a
time whatever. And so I thought everything went great. We's like,
you know, good night whatever. And the next day I
knew he had some thanks to do in the morning
and I had a baby shower to go to lived

(42:22):
our life. I tried to text him like later in
the afternoon two three o'clock and it doesn't say delivered,
and I was like, hmmm, that's strange.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
So he blocked me.

Speaker 15 (42:34):
What I get the apps back? And oh guess who
else did?

Speaker 1 (42:39):
So I was like what, well, what the like this
is so confusing, like what, well you didn't give him
the love you return?

Speaker 18 (42:47):
No?

Speaker 15 (42:48):
Well, I mean right there at this point, why but
like is that why?

Speaker 13 (42:55):
Like I don't, I just don't.

Speaker 15 (42:57):
Everything else was well I did in my text, I
was like, hey, like I thought everything went well, Like
why would you say those things and then block me?
Because I knew he blocked me, I said hey, and
then like at a test nothing well undelivered?

Speaker 1 (43:13):
How did you shut that down? That's probably what did it. However,
you shut down the I think I love you is
probably what the problem is for him. But it's good
for you that you shut it down. But what did
you say?

Speaker 15 (43:24):
I mean, I didn't really.

Speaker 13 (43:25):
I was like, oh, you know, I was just.

Speaker 15 (43:27):
Like kind of shocked. I was just like, okay, and
it was just like, what about our lives?

Speaker 6 (43:33):
Okay? Did you did you sleep with him at all?

Speaker 17 (43:36):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (43:36):
Okay, you slept with him, so the first date.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
You mean, if you go back to her, that's why
he loved me.

Speaker 6 (43:41):
Well, at what point when did he say I love
you before you slept with them, after you sup with.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
Them both, or like during.

Speaker 15 (43:50):
All of the above, So he said love Bobby stuff.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
So he said I love you a few times to
you during the night. Yes, Now, him saying I love
you and saying you might be the one for me,
did that at all help you say I'm gonna sleep
with him tonight?

Speaker 18 (44:05):
No?

Speaker 6 (44:06):
No, So you were playing on sleep with them anyway?

Speaker 15 (44:07):
So as you saw him, I mean, eventually I was like,
he's very attractive and it's been a long time.

Speaker 6 (44:12):
So I mean, okay, So let.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
Me let me ask Peyton Kyle this question. You meet
a guy on the first night you go on a date.
On the first night, he says, I love you. Okay,
that's awkward, right there, boom right, Yes, So do you
reach out to him again after that?

Speaker 1 (44:27):
Probably not right.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
So that's why I'm curious as to why you he
said I love you. It made you feel completely uncomfortable,
but then you still text him the next day, but
then again.

Speaker 6 (44:36):
You sup with him. So your brain, your brain, you
need to go back to that counsel.

Speaker 15 (44:42):
Well, and I was like, I was thinking when I
after I talked to you a little bit, John Jay,
I was like, you know what, maybe I should just
give Peyton and Kyle the password in my app and
they because clearly is not working. I'm like so frustrated,
like I want to quit. However, like I'm serious about
like trying my person. I'm like in my early thirties,

(45:04):
Like I'm ready to Like you think Peyton's ready for
a ring, like this girl is ready.

Speaker 6 (45:09):
I think you got to sleep with him on the
first day. Don't sleep with them on the first day,
because here's the thing.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
If you're that guy, if you're that guy, Look, if
you're that guy, he probably does that a lot and
it works for him.

Speaker 7 (45:20):
Yeah, right, it ghosts him afterwards. I think it was
just a line.

Speaker 6 (45:23):
Yeah, I think it was a line.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
That's terrible what I did. The last guy that you
were so connected with, not the Counselors kid, but the
one after that.

Speaker 15 (45:31):
Rich Yeah, the one that like we actually were exclusive
and we were very similar.

Speaker 13 (45:35):
Oh yeah, he was awful.

Speaker 15 (45:36):
Turns out he would like yell at me in public
for like literally no reason, like yeah, very verbally abusive,
I feel like, and yeah, he broke up with me
real quick after, like I got his house. We were
having a good time and then I can't even remember
what brought it up, but he was like, you know
what I mean, you have about his apartment or something,

(45:58):
and yeah, I clearly.

Speaker 6 (46:00):
So you've got a.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Big personality and you seem to be attracted to these
people who come on really strong, really fast, and you
seem to like that. But that's no good for you.
You need to sell them out longer.

Speaker 6 (46:11):
So how do you yell you public for what? Over what?

Speaker 15 (46:15):
I don't even remember. Well, at his house, like I
told him, he was a little messy, and he.

Speaker 9 (46:20):
Was like, get out, Like you've got to get out done.

Speaker 15 (46:23):
You are You're a boy like I was like, I'm
a little messy, it's not a big deal. He's like no,
and then just like went off. I'm like a whole
I'm never going to marry you. You're never meeting my family.
I was like, whoa, whoa, We've been eating two months.
It was tragic, and like that wasn't Yeah, I want

(46:44):
to do that for now.

Speaker 6 (46:45):
If to argue with anybody, I'm going to be like,
you never meeting my family. Sorry, this is to run
a car.

Speaker 15 (46:54):
But yeah, so shoot, so maybe Rich, maybe you're right, Like,
maybe you should get out and I'm running this too.
You've the trio Peyton, Rich and Kyle.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
That's for sure.

Speaker 6 (47:06):
Ridiculous. You're a joy. Have a great day. Thank you.
Thank you so much for always keep us up to date.

Speaker 15 (47:12):
All right, of course, but bye bye.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
So Artificial intelligence AI is in the news all the time.
Kyle's husband, Right, he's trying to do a deal where
he can use his voice AI or something.

Speaker 5 (47:24):
Well, yeah, I mean you you kind of have to
adjust to technology in any business, right, and him doing
radio and TV voiceovers.

Speaker 7 (47:32):
It's like he is adjusting to the business.

Speaker 5 (47:35):
So he actually subscribed to this service that he was
playing around with yesterday, and.

Speaker 7 (47:41):
I was like, what is that?

Speaker 5 (47:42):
And it's basically an AI site where you type in
a couple of sentences about whatever you want. You type
in the type of music you want, and it creates
a song within seconds, like a full blown song with
a chorus and.

Speaker 6 (47:57):
Beats, and it's not real people singing it.

Speaker 7 (47:59):
It's a it's all AI.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
So I was like, do a song.

Speaker 7 (48:05):
About our show? Do a song about the John Jay
and Rich Show?

Speaker 5 (48:08):
And so he literally typed in, and I kid you not,
it was maybe even less than two sentences. It was
the John Jay and Rich morning show, pop culture, fun
in the morning, pop song, and this is what came out.

Speaker 10 (48:20):
Wake Up. It's a.

Speaker 7 (48:25):
Chilling then.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
What we gotta say?

Speaker 21 (48:28):
John Jay and Rich there on a mike studying pop
culture and left I talking about the lightest trends and news.
Gotta catch on what we minded, Miss Joe. No need
to stress though, Kate was entertainment the show we won't

(48:48):
feel all day.

Speaker 6 (48:51):
It's a smash.

Speaker 7 (48:52):
I don't think Rich is impressed.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
No, I'm actually blown away, okay, honest.

Speaker 6 (49:03):
Us up Today shows torture DJ's department. Seconds is what
the song took to make second second, and then he
did this, then he did.

Speaker 7 (49:16):
Give you different versions.

Speaker 6 (49:17):
Okay, here's another version.

Speaker 4 (49:18):
You cannot with the sun, turn my doll to the right,
gonna start moday.

Speaker 10 (49:30):
Ry Cow brings the pop culture, keep me in and
all Pagan's got the dish.

Speaker 19 (49:44):
Gotta love the way she flows, the play of the
loses still.

Speaker 4 (49:52):
In secret, that's their okay, finding out on the relationships.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
With motion.

Speaker 18 (50:04):
Monic fun, smiles on faces, John Chamish bringing all the
fun to these places, the loss.

Speaker 7 (50:22):
Bringing after.

Speaker 6 (50:25):
Glow sticks, Yeah, glow.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
Sticks, lesson drop to be there we go.

Speaker 7 (50:34):
This is such a vibe.

Speaker 6 (50:37):
So he didn't try to rhyme anything. It rhymes it
for you.

Speaker 7 (50:40):
It does the whole thing like sentences.

Speaker 10 (50:43):
And then in.

Speaker 6 (50:44):
Second who else would need that?

Speaker 3 (50:46):
If you were on the radio, you know, like, hey,
I need a song right now before we do this
hard surgery.

Speaker 7 (50:54):
Marketing firms marketing.

Speaker 6 (50:57):
Think about it?

Speaker 1 (50:58):
Is that I've heard versions of this, like not even
a few months ago that didn't sound this good. So
it's getting better and better and better by the day.

Speaker 7 (51:05):
Blew my mind for sure.

Speaker 6 (51:07):
Yeah, is there another one? Is there another version? There's
another virtual real quick this.

Speaker 19 (51:12):
One seeing them some alone, So now the radio. Gotta
get John Jay and Rich. Little one's that juice? Tell
me laughing so hot? I can't those second.

Speaker 6 (51:27):
Day glow sticks.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
Heykay, this sounds like all the music they use on
selling the OC.

Speaker 6 (51:34):
Starts selling London. Did you see selling London?

Speaker 7 (51:36):
Yeah, i'ven't actually watched it.

Speaker 8 (51:37):
Yea. We gotta do music videos to these songs, Like
I could just see its.

Speaker 10 (51:42):
Having so much fun.

Speaker 5 (51:43):
We could do like a hip hop version, a coon version,
you could do all the versions.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
It was very thank you to your husband's fisher for
doing that. For that's really neat all. Right crazy, it's
John Jay and Rich. It's time for Jace jc Ja.
See what's your dirty little secret?

Speaker 13 (52:02):
Okay. So when I was younger, my favorite place to
go with my family was Disneyland. And I've always been
very really short, like like short people problems kind of situation.
So when I was ten, like I was unusually short
for my age, and so my dad would came up

(52:26):
with this idea so that I could go on all
the rides because the rest of my family was tall
enough and they didn't want to have to like leave
someone behind. And I was like brave, and you know,
I really wanted to go on the ride, so we
would put and I realized this is really dangerous now,
but we would put Jenga blocks into my shoes and

(52:46):
so I was able to go on all the rides
and it was great. But what happened was that on
one of the rides, we were going onto Space Mountain
and I well, okay, So first of all, the jingle
blocks are really uncomfortable to walk around in, and so

(53:09):
it kind of they kind of made me walk funny.
And so I was in line with my family and
I was walking and then one of the one of
the staff came up and asked if we wanted to
be moved up to the front of the line. And
what I came to realize, what we came to realize,
is that they thought that because of how I was walking,

(53:32):
that I had like like a disability of some sort,
which again, like we've revisited this as a family and
realized like, wow, that's on so many levels at what
we did was so wrong. But I don't think that
we realized until after we went on the ride that

(53:54):
that's why, like my brother is actually the one that
was just like, hey, guys, like, by the way, I
think that that's why we got brought out up because.

Speaker 3 (54:02):
You're walking with Jega blocks in your shoes. You're walking funny, hurt. Yeah,
you know I did this to my son Dutch. I
think you remember remember the story. I was waiting in
Pine Top there's a go cart place, and he was
too short to get his own golf cart go cart,
so I put tissue paper in his shoes to raise
him up higher. Tissue paper worked, and then the owner
of the go cart place came out and yelled at me.

(54:23):
We got a huge fight. Oh no, And I was like,
I'm just dad. I want him to be in the
go cart.

Speaker 7 (54:28):
And she's like, it's like a liability for them, but
that I never she called me a bad, bad dad.

Speaker 6 (54:36):
Oh yeah she was.

Speaker 9 (54:37):
It was.

Speaker 6 (54:37):
It was brutal. And then I haven't been back to
that place again, and it's thriving.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
I don't know if it is, but jega blocks seems
so painfund all, like just regular shoes. Her fourth ride,
you're definitely walking like you got a disability to forget it.

Speaker 5 (54:53):
I don't want to go to Jesneyland anymore.

Speaker 13 (54:56):
I would say, I'm glad to hear that. I'm not
that my family isn't the only ones that had this idea, Like, like,
I totally get it. And my dad kind of said
the same thing. He was just like, you know, like
I just wanted you to have fun and you know,
be with the family. And now it's like okay, like that,

(55:16):
then maybe we should have gone on a different vacy.

Speaker 6 (55:20):
You would have been better off with legos.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
I think with great shoes. It hurts walking around Disney
Hill there.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
Obviously they were on a trip because it's kind of like,
what can we do to make her taller? Bring out
the Jena set, you know what I mean?

Speaker 13 (55:33):
Like all right, I mean it was also like before,
like the time of platforms for like kids too, So
nowadays we could have just got me a pair of
like cute.

Speaker 6 (55:45):
Platforms, or maybe inject a little human growth hormone.

Speaker 7 (55:51):
Come on, it would have been the next step.

Speaker 13 (55:54):
Talk about being questionable.

Speaker 6 (55:57):
Jac thanks for sharing that dry little secret with us.

Speaker 15 (56:00):
Yeah, thank you so much.

Speaker 6 (56:01):
It's John, Jay and Rich.

Speaker 3 (56:02):
I saw this article and immediately I thought of the
four people on the show, and I thought, mostly, uh, Kyle,
of me regretting this. This article is things in your
home that you regrets throwing away in ten years, because
you were now going through cleaning right here in your
new year's resolution.

Speaker 5 (56:22):
January, I cleaned out and purged my closet. February I
officially finished my cleaning out and purging of.

Speaker 6 (56:28):
My craft area January to chat cha chow, chet chow. February.

Speaker 3 (56:35):
Well, these are things out that you should You're gonna
regret throwing away because Rich throws things out immediately.

Speaker 6 (56:39):
Picture of his kids ripped them uptos. Yeah, I know
what they look like, all right, So things you're gonna
regret throwing away in ten years.

Speaker 3 (56:46):
Vintage furniture, It says old furniture pieces, especially those crafted
from solid wood, are often irreplaceable.

Speaker 6 (56:53):
These items are perfect candidates for restoration. I don't think
i'd do that.

Speaker 7 (56:57):
Throw away the Ikea furnisure.

Speaker 9 (56:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:59):
Yeah, we have stuff in storage that we have to
go through and get rid of. And I said to Blake,
I was like, maybe Peyton wants it because we talked
about it before, right Yeah. Uh, family hairlooms, family hairlooms,
inherited items like jewelry, photo albums, have mad quilts.

Speaker 6 (57:12):
Why would you throw those?

Speaker 3 (57:13):
Would?

Speaker 6 (57:14):
Rich? This is going to hit your hard virayl records.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
Oh, who would throw those away?

Speaker 6 (57:19):
Says with the researchers of vinyl.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
Recent years, old record collections have seen a dramatic increase
in value. Beyond nostalgia, these albums can become collector's items.

Speaker 7 (57:26):
It's true totally.

Speaker 8 (57:27):
My grandma has hundreds of vinyls, and every time I
walk into our house and I see your collection, I'm like,
you're so trendy right now.

Speaker 6 (57:33):
You see what she has? Maybe rich can buy it?

Speaker 10 (57:35):
Well, I'm sure there's some worth a lot of money.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
It probably is. Like my daughter Audrey works at a
record store and she'll go through my thing and she's like, well,
that's a you know, European pressing, that's where bucks.

Speaker 10 (57:43):
Yeah, Audrey is going to have to check out my
grandma's Collection's the.

Speaker 3 (57:46):
Thing antique china and dishes, while they may seem outdated,
find china and Vinci's dish where often becomes cherish collectiles.

Speaker 6 (57:52):
Who would throw that away?

Speaker 7 (57:53):
I don't, I don't know, I don't know why.

Speaker 6 (57:54):
It's like, that's why I'm saying you and I are hoarders.
That's why you and I almost everybody why would way?

Speaker 7 (57:58):
We won't regret it because we didn't throw.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
It every time my father says, do you want your
mom's CHINAM? Like, why where am I going to put it?

Speaker 3 (58:04):
Retro electronics, old gadgets like typewriters, first generation gaming consoles,
and early mobile phones.

Speaker 6 (58:09):
I have every phone I've ever had.

Speaker 10 (58:10):
I still have a.

Speaker 6 (58:13):
You win that game? A pager?

Speaker 3 (58:18):
Does this hotel have pager? Access to books? First edition
or out of print books often grow in value over time.
My dad said, never throw away a book.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
That's true.

Speaker 3 (58:27):
Holiday decorations, vintage ornaments, especially handmade of glass blown ones,
don't throw those away. Handwritten letters and cards, I never
throw those away. It's really tough to throw those away.
Vintage clothing and accessories, don't throw those away. I mean
those genes might come back in ten years. Every time
I've ever gotten rid of a pair of Jenes, I

(58:47):
wish I still had them later.

Speaker 6 (58:48):
Every time.

Speaker 3 (58:50):
Tools and workshop items, high quality tools are built to last.
Classic toys, vintage toys, limited edition or iconic brands can
become valuable collectibles.

Speaker 6 (59:00):
Old coins. Why would you throw away coins?

Speaker 9 (59:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (59:03):
That's like you just are so rich you don't want coins.

Speaker 3 (59:07):
Rugs and textiles, high quality rugs. I have to we
have thrown away rugs. Why because our dog's peede all
over them.

Speaker 7 (59:12):
Well, I think that's an exception.

Speaker 6 (59:14):
Musical instruments.

Speaker 3 (59:15):
Older instruments, even out of tune or that need repair,
often possess superior craftsmanship compared to modern versions.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
Truth.

Speaker 6 (59:22):
Yeah, so don't throw those away.

Speaker 10 (59:23):
I found my recorder from the third grade in my
mom's storage the other week.

Speaker 6 (59:26):
Did you bring it in?

Speaker 7 (59:27):
This is so annoying.

Speaker 10 (59:29):
No, it's like one of those plastic clear ones is
all bit on the top.

Speaker 7 (59:33):
So gross.

Speaker 6 (59:34):
So it's spring cleaning time. Do not spring clean? Keep
it all? I said, We say, can keep it all?

Speaker 1 (59:40):
More stuff in your house? We can look junk here,
I get on a wall.

Speaker 3 (59:43):
I mean, that's just just little heads up since the springtime.
Little kid are drunk adult. We all do dumb things.
Sometimes we do we're little kids and other times we're
drunk adults. Can you tell the difference. I've asked these
people to tell us something stupid, you guys guess, will
go around the room.

Speaker 22 (59:59):
I act incidentally set my house on fire, lighting fireworks
in my bedroom.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
Rich blue kid, peyton drunk adult, drunk adult.

Speaker 6 (01:00:08):
I was a little kid.

Speaker 22 (01:00:10):
My friend brought over a ton of fireworks one day
after school, and we ended up lighting some in my
bedroom and long story, short, curtains caught on fire from
one of the fireworks and the fire just spread so quickly,
like we lost half of our house.

Speaker 6 (01:00:28):
It was so bad.

Speaker 22 (01:00:29):
Thankfully we had insurance. I blamed my friend, so I
never got in trouble for it. Unfortunately, I was never
able to see that friend again.

Speaker 6 (01:00:37):
But I was a little kid, that's crazy, little kid
a drunk adult.

Speaker 12 (01:00:42):
I threw a plate of spaghetti off the wall at
an olive garden.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
Peyton, little kid, Kyle drunk adult, rich drunk adult.

Speaker 7 (01:00:50):
So I was a little kid.

Speaker 12 (01:00:53):
I basically got into a fight with my little sister
and she wouldn't stop teasing me about this awful haircut
I had.

Speaker 10 (01:01:01):
So I finally got so mad that I took.

Speaker 12 (01:01:04):
Her plate of spaghetti and I threw it off the
wall at the olive garden and we were literally asked
to leave.

Speaker 6 (01:01:12):
Little kid or drunk adult.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
I got in serious trouble for farting in a police
dog's face.

Speaker 10 (01:01:18):
Kyle, Oh my gosh, uh little kid, rich drunk adult,
Peyton drunk adult.

Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
I was a drunk adult. I was being detained for
fighting in a bar. The cop had a police dog
with him. I thought it'd be funny to rip a
fart in the dog's face. The police officer did not
find it amusing. He immediately choked me out and then
put me in handcuffs.

Speaker 7 (01:01:46):
If the dog deserves
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