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Speaker 1 (00:00):
In the eternal battle of morning show supremacy.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
We are one of them. It's John Jay and Rich
the Couple's podcast. It's also called Couple's Therapy Podcasts. But
Couple's Podcasts flows out of my mouth a lot easier,
much like we've been in meetings, because I say three
things you need to know, Kyle's three things three things
like I. It just comes out here certain way for me.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Here's a couple of things, right.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
So the Couple's podcast is something we started to do
on Sundays. Rich did it first, and Peyton and Kadeemed
did it, and then Blake and I did it. Then
Blake and I had the most recent one. So if
you go to wherever you get podcasts from John Jay
and Rich on demand channel, you can hear it. You
have to scroll down. I was trying to listen to
it yesterday because I've heard the whole thing yet, and I

(00:47):
was just so, once you get on demand, you gotta
scroll down to find it, unless, of course, you subscribe
and I guess it's on your phone or something like
yeah that shows up. Yeah, And speaking of couples. Yesterday,
towards the end of the show, I posted this message
from my wife Blake. I don't know if you guys
where she fell, Yeah, down the steps and she's trying
to meditate, and she was a dog pooped in the room. Meanwhile,
she was meditating. She does this meditation every day with

(01:08):
these group of people on Zoom, and she was meditating
and she smelt the poop but she was the middle
of meditation then, which when they clean the poop, poop
was gone. She thinks one of our dogs. Aded It's like,
it's all my Instagram. You see my Instagram. So one
of the things that Blake's doing, my wife is her
and my sister started this like spinoff company of Love
Pop our dog rescue. It's called Love Pup Plus, and

(01:31):
it's in the very beginning stasues. And it's kind of
cool because I'm talking about it because it's been about
two years they've been working on it and it's not
fully launched shit, But there's a website right now. And
so my sister, who you know, has deals with Netflix
and Hulu and Amazon, and she lives in Hollywood. She's
like in charge of content kind of right. But Blake
is like the salesperson for the company and also somewhat

(01:52):
of the face of the company because one of the
reasons this company started is because everybody was always asking
Blake dog questions all the time. You know, my dog
get a bunch of this I do? Okay, all these questions,
How do I get my dog do this? Right? So
they started this company called Left Pup Plus. So two
days ago, my sister and Blake have these meeting and
they need to come up with content. And so, you know,
I buy a freaking microphone for the thing, and then

(02:16):
Blake goes and buys a gimbal whatever that is. Those
amazing and all these things, right, So I come. I
had to go to this meeting yesterday afternoon. It was
over like at five thirty, and then Blake and I
had dinner and then I and then I get into
show mode where I'm like, I'm working on today's show,
but instead she's like, I need you to help me
film this video. And I'm like, uh, it's seven. It's
almost seven. I'm like, oh my god, I don't want to.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
What do you mean I gotta get which is like
midnight for us.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
Yeah, I here, like, whoa, it's starting anything at seven?

Speaker 2 (02:43):
And no, go I got my routine. I told my
wife down routine, but I also want to be, you know,
a husband, and I think I talk about the podcast compromise,
you have to compromise in relationships. So we open up
the package of the microphone and I can't get the
microphone to work, and Dutch's working on the microphe my
son and it's three things about senior dogs. And then

(03:04):
I shoot this video of her in the front yard
and she's supposed to. One of the clip is you
can walk your senior dog on short walks, and so
I'm filming her walking the dog, but she doesn't have
a leash. I said, you need a leash. Like, if
you don't have a leash, every's gonna get mad at me.
You're gonna be mad at you for posting a video
of you walking a dog without a leash. So she
goes to get the leash and she hands me the

(03:24):
dog and I'm holding the dog its lego and the
light the sun's going down right, So I'm like, damn it,
we should have this early. I'm strong, Why did we
do this so late? It's stupid. Now you have to
tire trust do it tomorrow. But then here in the sudden,
let me walk over this part of the yard. I
got to kill the phone out. I'm looking okay, the
light looks good over here, and I walk over to
the corner of the yard and there's a hole in
our yard and I bite it. I wipe out.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
Oh much like Jeff Bezos next to this space capit worse.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Oh yeah, So I wipe out, and I'm so mad
at her, right but I get up and then she
comes out and I tell her I fell, and she's like, no,
you didn't, okay did. And so after we're done filming
a video, I go and look at security camera footage
and sure enough you could see it. So I posted
it on my Instagram, so if you go to Instagram
and then and then I showed her the video of

(04:11):
her of me falling, and she's laughing her ass off, uncontrollable.
She's laughing so uncontrollably that after a while I couldn't
take anymore, and I just started a film. So I
started to film her, like the last part of her
laughing for half an hour and then I go, my
ankle hurts. She say, no, you're fine. What are you
talking about. I'm fine, Like my ankle hurts. Right now,
I quit, like there's a hole in my Like, my

(04:33):
whole foot went into a hole and I wiped out.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Well, where's the hole from? Do we know?

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Oh? Yeah, dude, I want to sue Arcadie of water.
I had this every I think. I don't know if
you ever seen me post videos of sometimes there's irrigation
and sometimes the there's a big bubble in my front
yard and the water people have come and gutted our
front yard a couple of times. They left the hole there,
so I fell in the hole. But anyway, and then
I thought, at the end of the day, and there's
a couple of comments on it that it's like my

(04:59):
wife started the day fall down the stairs. Yeah, end
of the day falling in our front yard. You're really
connected as a couple.

Speaker 5 (05:05):
It's like a.

Speaker 6 (05:06):
Double parallel in a movie when it starts and how
it ends.

Speaker 7 (05:09):
It's a perfect bookend.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
A chance to check out the video because I.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
Think it's weird the video of her laughing.

Speaker 7 (05:15):
I don't see the video of you falling.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
You gotta wait in the video. The end of the
video trick like it cuts to the video of me
in the security camera video and then and then you
see me wipe out, and then I was going to
try to do that some body you know that, Yeah,
that trends. I couldn't. I couldn't edit it right, I'm
so tired. I was like, I forget, it's.

Speaker 6 (05:35):
Stupid smash there, are you okay?

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Hurts? I put my ankle in the in the cold
plants a little bit longer this morning. Yeah that might hope, Yeah,
but it still hurts. I mean, I got my treadmill
in here. I was hoping I could be able to
get my steps in.

Speaker 7 (05:47):
Are you gonna let it ruin your day today? To Michael,
I know the whole thing.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
This is why you shouldn't do anything after seven pm
when you host a morning show. It's truly, truly why
somebody's gonna get hurt format You just can't. It's you
have to relax.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Folly. Here's the thing too, Like she says to me,
if that happened to me, you'd laugh, I go, I wouldn't.
I don't. I don't. I'm one of those for some reason,
I don't laugh when people get hurt, you know what
I mean? But I remember my mom laughing your ass
off when my dad got hurt. All the time, I
think there's something to do with wives getting some serious
pleasure out of their husband's getting hurt. She laughed and

(06:21):
giggled and giggled and giggled, and it was brutal. So
if you go to John J. Vannis on Instagram, you
can see the video that I made in the front yard,
which is so rookie, and then you can see the
video of me wiping out. So that's it. John J.
Vannis on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Hey, dummy, if you get free roses, it's a trap.
War of the Roses starts right now on John Jay
and Ridge on its.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
Top War the Roses. We got Omar on the line.

Speaker 8 (06:47):
Good morning, Omar, Hey, good morning.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
So you think so much cheating on you?

Speaker 8 (06:54):
Yeah, it's it's my girlfriend Destiny. I don't know. So
she used to text me all the time, and that's
totally changed. But I promise I'm not like the jealous type.
But you know, if enough things start to happen, anybody
starts to get suspicious. I'm not crazy for that, right.

Speaker 6 (07:16):
No, not at all. I don't think so okay.

Speaker 8 (07:19):
So yeah, so it's like she used to always text me,
even when she was at work or even out with
her friend, even if it was like, hey, babe, I'm
going to be you know, we're partying late and she's
saying I won't be able to talk, and then would
still be texting me and we would check up on
each other all night. But now her phone is on
do not Disturb, like twenty four to seven, and if

(07:41):
I call, it goes straight to voicemail.

Speaker 6 (07:45):
That's okay, So what else is going on that makes
you think that she's cheating?

Speaker 8 (07:51):
I mean, it's just weird because not only like will
her phone just go stract to voicemail. Now if I
text her, she won't respond for hours, but I'll still
see that she's posting things on her story or that
she's liking stuff on Instagram, and she's like saying she's like, oh,
she just she does that so she can focus more.

(08:12):
But I don't know. It really feels like something's not right.
She might be hiding something or someone, and I need
to know.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
Have you considered that she's just more comfortable with you
now that you're further on in a relationship, then.

Speaker 7 (08:28):
Maybe detext all the time.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
Yeah, maybe she could just get to it later that
maybe her priority is this and then it's not that
you're not but you guys are cool. She could be
thinking that.

Speaker 8 (08:40):
I guess maybe she could be thinking that, I'm still
kind of the social media thing though, is really what's
been bothering me? And she said she's been doing that
so she can focus.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Okay, she doesn't. So you've talked to her about it? Yeah, okay.
And it's been going on for how long?

Speaker 8 (09:02):
I think this has been going on for maybe three
four months?

Speaker 2 (09:06):
Three four months of her not texting you back. Interesting. Okay,
we'll get her on the phone and we're gonna Kyle's
do her thing and find out who she thinks is
sending her roses. Okay, so you would think she's, oh,
they got to be for my boyfriend Omar. But we'll
find out. Okay, you're totally down right right, Okay, yeah, yeah, Kyle,
are you ready?

Speaker 7 (09:25):
I'm ready?

Speaker 2 (09:25):
Okay, War of the Roses. Who does Destiny think is
sending her romantic flowers? We will find out next with
John Jane Rich.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
We are like a whole lot John Jae Rich with
in the middle of War of the Roses, you've got
Omar here, He says, his girlfriend over the last couple
of months has been not texting him back and saying
she's real busy. But meanwhile, while she's at work, she's texting,
or she's posting on Instagram, she's liking pictures. And that's
the short version of the story. Right, Omar, that's pretty
much it. You've talked her about and she says I'm busy.
Rich's point is like, maybe she's just really comfortable you

(09:56):
now she doesn't feel like she has to, but you've
brought it up before, so that's where we're at. Am
I right, Omar?

Speaker 9 (10:02):
Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Okay, Now, Kyle, your angle is first day words.

Speaker 7 (10:07):
I'm so embarrassed.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
Two bouquets.

Speaker 6 (10:10):
I don't know which one error who?

Speaker 2 (10:13):
Okay, you stay quiet, Omar till the time is right, okay, Okay.

Speaker 7 (10:28):
Well, Hi is Destiny available?

Speaker 10 (10:31):
Hi?

Speaker 11 (10:32):
This is she Hi Destiny.

Speaker 7 (10:33):
So my name's Audrey. I'm with Janner Flowers.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
Is kind of embarrassing to make this phone call, but
there is some good news involved in it. It's embarrassing
because it's like my first week working here and I've
already messed up and I'm hoping you can help me.
The good news is is someone who is trying to
send you a beautiful bouquet of roses. The bad news
is is I've got like two of the Yeah, right,
it's like a very sweet gesture. I've got two cards

(10:57):
that I've sort of mixed up, and I want to
make sure you've got the right one once like a
birthday message. One's like kind of like romantic and very sweet.
Any ideas to who may be sending you flowers?

Speaker 12 (11:10):
Maybe Chris, Chris, Yes, Chris.

Speaker 8 (11:17):
You're seing therapist? Are you kidding me?

Speaker 13 (11:20):
Oh my god? I should have known you had something
to do with this. I should Why am I not surprised? Omar?

Speaker 14 (11:27):
I should have known you.

Speaker 8 (11:28):
Were up to this. Damn therapist would be sending you flowers?
Are you in love with the Stuard or something?

Speaker 14 (11:35):
What's going on?

Speaker 13 (11:37):
I'm not in love with him, Omar, but he's been
helping me see things clearly, And you know, one of
the main things that he's been helping me see is
that I haven't been in love with you for a while.

Speaker 8 (11:47):
Now.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Oh damn, you're on the radio, by the way, You're
on War of the Roses, John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 13 (11:53):
This is this is grand, This is just great, awesome.

Speaker 8 (11:57):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 13 (12:00):
I've been trying to figure out how to say it.
You know, I didn't want to hurt your feelings, but
I felt really alone in this relationship for months, and
therapy has just helped me realize that I'm just done.

Speaker 8 (12:10):
I'm done. Okay, well hold up, hold up, So now
you're trying to break up with me. I little thought
you were cheating.

Speaker 13 (12:23):
I'm not cheating, omar. I've been mentally and emotionally packing
my bags. You just didn't notice because you're too busy
playing detective all the day time.

Speaker 8 (12:33):
So this whole time, perfect, you haven't checked out. So
this whole time, why didn't you just say something?

Speaker 13 (12:41):
You know, I wanted to do it the right way,
the healthy way, but maybe this is just how the
universe planned it out to happen like this.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
Are you romantically involved with Chris because they were romantic
flowers and you went to his name right away.

Speaker 13 (12:55):
I'm not romantic with him, but we've been you know, talking,
he's been helping me, you know, shed a lot of
my trauma and baggage, and I just thought maybe he
was sending me a nice gressure because we had a
really nice session this past week.

Speaker 6 (13:09):
I mean, it makes sense.

Speaker 8 (13:11):
Yeah, but not for romantic flowers though, but not for
like romantic flowers. That would be a major red flag
from your from your therapy for sure.

Speaker 13 (13:21):
Either way, I don't know. Maybe maybe he likes me,
maybe he wants more. But it's damn sure more attention
than I've been getting from Omar.

Speaker 6 (13:32):
That's tough.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
That's a tough one, Omar.

Speaker 13 (13:34):
I'll gladly accept them. So there are no sorry, that's great.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
So Chris isn't the man you thought he was.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
He's not, that's not I mean, it feels like a
weight's lifted off destination.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
I know, I know this.

Speaker 7 (13:52):
Isn't the way you wanted to hear about this, Omar.

Speaker 13 (13:57):
Let's see if things like this. So, yeah, it does
feel like a weight has less it off my shoulder
because he's always on my back like a.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
Hawk, a back like a hawk. Is that the phrase
on my back like a hawk? Heard of watching me
like a hawk? There you go, No, I figured Kyle
would understand that misspoken phrase. Of course, I did a
monkey on my back, munkey on my back watching me
like a hawk. That's what she was trying to monkey

(14:26):
at my bague, you watch or watching me like a monkey,
all right, sorry, Omar, having so far with your broken
relationship or my bad.

Speaker 6 (14:36):
But hey, like at least you know, Omar, like she
wasn't cheating on you, so that has to be some
type of relief. But you know, maybe now you can
go to therapy and try to heal yourself from this
because this was brutal.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
And you can hold up with a therapist.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
And you're not wrong. She wasn't interested in you anymore.
All that you got right, so your sense of your
spidy senses were on.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
All right, Omar, Are you good?

Speaker 8 (14:55):
I don't I don't think so.

Speaker 6 (14:58):
And we're here for you though.

Speaker 8 (15:02):
Thanks.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
We can't let you go like that. I thought you'd
be like, yeah, I'm good man, Thanks, everything's cool.

Speaker 14 (15:08):
I know.

Speaker 4 (15:09):
No, I think you will be good because you'll find
someone in a relationship where you feel secure and they're
giving you as much attention as you would like to do.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
You need someone to talk to, you know.

Speaker 8 (15:19):
I think I will be okay. I think it'll take
a little bit of time, but I'll be okay. I
just I really didn't expect to figure out like this.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
Yeah, all right, man, Well you know, hold on second,
hold on patcham connecting with that with Gelden. You know
Gelden the therapist. Okay, thanks, Hold on a second. It's
John Jay and Rich. That's one of the roses. I
got a game you guys for good Friday.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
It's Friday and John just got a game for you.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
So Eastern Sunday's coming up this week, and this is
a quick trivia game with famous bunnies and rabbits. Yeah, okay, Peyton.

Speaker 6 (16:00):
Said, what's up, doc Oh bugs bunny?

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Yes, Kyle, female bugs bunny type from Tiny Toons.

Speaker 7 (16:10):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (16:10):
Well, at first I was gonna say, Lola is her name? Lola,
that's in the that's in the basketball movie from Tiny Too.
That's a tough one, tough oney, Babs Babs Bunny.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
It's a great name for a bunny.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Rich younger male bugs bunny type from Tiny Toons Buster
Buster Bunny. Well done job. This bunny's theme song is
Here comes Peter Cottontail.

Speaker 6 (16:39):
Oh that's the Peter and the Rabbit guy, Peter the Rabbit.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
Would it be Peter Cottontail himself?

Speaker 2 (16:45):
It's Peter Cotton. Kyle. You see these bunnies in the
mansion with half and you could easily be.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
One playboy bunny. Yes, that's a very nice compliment. Thank you,
John Rich.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
Bamby's friend and what you and your wife do almost
every night, Thumper.

Speaker 6 (17:00):
Out, I love him.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
His wife is Jessica.

Speaker 15 (17:06):
Oh, Jessica.

Speaker 6 (17:06):
Rabbit. Yes, Roger, Roger Rabbit.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
Roger Rabbit. Yeah, Kyle, he's late for a very important date.

Speaker 4 (17:15):
That is the rabbit in the movie that they read
a bunch of times a.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
Yeah, rabbit like cereal. That's for children, tricks. The tricks
rabbit from tricks Cereal is what I was looking for kids, Peyton.
This battery powered rabbit keeps going, going and going, Kyle.
He's the one that delivered candy this Sunday, Peyton. This

(17:44):
bundy sells chocolate milk powder.

Speaker 6 (17:47):
Then then, okay, I never know how to say this,
but I know how to spell it. The Nestley Bunny,
Nestle Bunny.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
We know exactly bestly quick bunny, quick quick, quick Rich.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
This bundy sells creamy eggs and clucks like a chicken.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
The Cadbury Bunny.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
Yeah, all right, Kyle. This is a hard one twenty
nineteen movie about a young German boy in the Hitler
Youth whose hero and imagine your friend is the country's
dictator is shocked to discover that his mother is hiding
a Jewish girl in their home. I know it's tough,
but it's not funny. It's not funny.

Speaker 7 (18:24):
But no, it's about a bunny.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
It's named after bunny. You'll never what is it? Rich
I forgot Jojo Rabbit Rabbit. It's a really good movie.
It's hard to describe what that movie is, but it's great.
Hey Eminem song where he keeps exclaiming, I'm a rabbit,
I'm a rabbit. I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit.

Speaker 6 (18:39):
Oh, the Eminem song. I don't know. I thought you
were going to say that his friend in eight Mile. No,
I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
Slim shady everybody.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
No rabbit run. His name was Rabbit, emine it who's.

Speaker 6 (18:53):
The one that shot himself in the leg?

Speaker 15 (18:56):
Rabbit.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Richie is known for his mischievous advance in mister McGregor's garden.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
Peter Rabbit.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
Yes, Peter Rabbit. You guys, Peter Rabbit, And that's my fun.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
It's Friday and John just got a game for you.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
You've got questions and we have four unqualified people. To
give you answers. It's John, Jay and Rich.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
It's tax season, so we thought it'd be fun to
find out if anybody, what did you buy? What's the
most unhinged thing you bought with your tax refund? Now
you don't need to call and say I didn't get
a tax refund, because quite frankly, I didn't get a
tax refund either. Terrible. What happens? Terrible? What happened to
my homeyesterday? Yeah, so tell us the most unhinged thing

(19:41):
you bought with your tax refund? Eight seven seven ninety
three seven one four seven. Good morning, Lisa, Good morning.
What did you buy with your tax refund?

Speaker 8 (19:52):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (19:53):
My kids talked me into buying a puppy?

Speaker 3 (19:57):
He what kind of puppy?

Speaker 11 (20:00):
A Mini Australian Shepherd. O.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
My neighbor has two of them and they're so dang cute.

Speaker 11 (20:08):
Yeah, he is the cutest and he's got the best temperament.
So we're so in love here.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
Well, good Lisa, thank you so much for sharing that.

Speaker 11 (20:16):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
Eight seven seven nine three seven one four seven. Gunther says,
my tax refund this year was nine dollars, so I
got him a double and I love sweet Teamcdonalds.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
There you go, money well spent, strong choice hid on.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
What did you get that was unhinged? What did you
buy with your tax refund?

Speaker 8 (20:34):
Divorced a divorce?

Speaker 6 (20:39):
Yeah, that's pretty unhinged.

Speaker 9 (20:41):
I think indeed best money I have ever said.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
You were? Were you waiting for the refund to do
the legal paperwork? Is that what it was?

Speaker 11 (20:50):
Typically?

Speaker 9 (20:51):
Yeah, I was waiting for it. I caught him in
one affair and we threw went through your marriage counsellen.
It just didn't seem to work out, and something that
I gut kept saying, you know, just file it, and
I was like, no, we're going to keep trying for it.
I want to make sure things really work. So glad
I went through it because after the paperwork was filed,

(21:13):
I had people come out of the word work.

Speaker 10 (21:15):
He had seven.

Speaker 7 (21:18):
Yeah money wellson, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (21:22):
I'm glad you got out of that job.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
What's he doing now?

Speaker 9 (21:26):
I have no idea and I don't care.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
Hopefully getting checked all right, thank you God.

Speaker 9 (21:31):
All I know is that I'm good, my God, and
I kept myself safe, so it was good. It's worth
and then it's vacation, so I was all good.

Speaker 6 (21:40):
Good for you.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
Thanks, don have a great day. Guys eight seven, seven, nine,
three seven one of four seven? What did you buy
your tax group and was a little unhinged? Kennedy says,
ten years ago, I was nineteen. I got a refund
of twelve hundred dollars. I thought it was so rich.
I quit my job at lunch and I went the
Utah the next day to see a guy. She's like,
we're now married, but twelve, that's.

Speaker 6 (22:04):
Cute, but twelve hundred dollars at nineteen you hit the jets.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
Sure, sure, oh yeah, anytime. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
What did you buy that was unhinged with your tax refund?

Speaker 8 (22:16):
So I bought a cold pun. I wanted to get
your opinion. How do you keep it maintained?

Speaker 2 (22:22):
Is it one of those ones like the bathtub one
it looks at like a bathtub or is it the
round black one? Which one is a bathtub one? Oh? Okay,
I don't know how you keep that maintained. I'm sure
there it comes with directions.

Speaker 3 (22:34):
For me.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
Mine's hooked up to the to the pool, so it
has that automatic thing, you know what I mean? Whatever,
the filter and all that.

Speaker 13 (22:40):
I think.

Speaker 4 (22:41):
I think it kind of is like a pool though,
you have to maintain the water. Yeah, but I don't
use it, but I do see my husband like taking
chemicals and like putting.

Speaker 9 (22:51):
It in there.

Speaker 7 (22:51):
And you have to like drain the water.

Speaker 4 (22:53):
Somewhat often, not not like all the time, but you
do have to just make sure that the water stays clean.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Pictures Jose. When you get it all right, let's let's
see how long you can go. All right, Jason, what
was something unhinged that you bought?

Speaker 10 (23:08):
Well, when you get to be an adult, you get
really weirded out about silly things. Bought the Samsung Bespoke
all in one wash your unit all by itself.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
Okay, so you wash your clothes, leave them in there,
and then the dryer turns on and drives the clothes.
You have to move them from one thing to another.

Speaker 10 (23:30):
To communicate you with my phone. When it's done with
the cycle, it auto dispenses your fabric soft or your detergents.
It's a bit silly, but everybody comes to my house.
This is all I talk about.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
For the last That's cool, that's very cool.

Speaker 6 (23:44):
That's like so convenient though, because I'm the type that
always leaves my stuff in the washer and then it
stinks because I leave it in there for like three
days and I gotta wash it again.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
I don't do laundry, and I have no idea what
he's talking about, but I think it's great, John Day.

Speaker 10 (23:58):
Your wife would like.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
It, probably probably with thanks brother. Things.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
I was wondering if those things work or not. Sounds
like they work awesome.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
Uh four, good morning. What did you buy that's unhinged
with your tax refund?

Speaker 8 (24:10):
I bought a giggle board with my tax refund.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
Anybody know what that is?

Speaker 6 (24:14):
What is that?

Speaker 8 (24:16):
Uh? It's the company is called Ferroplate, but we refer
to it.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (24:22):
Oh these things where you stand on and it like
drains your lymphatic snuff or whatever.

Speaker 8 (24:27):
Yeah, it does all kinds of It's like a vibrating plate.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
People swear you can stretch on them and do exercises
on them.

Speaker 8 (24:34):
That's right, it's right up John Jay's alley. Really do you.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Ever just lie on it in the front side and
let it vibrate? Does it feel good?

Speaker 3 (24:42):
I put the put the recliner on it and left
it on all night, left in the recliner.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
It's amazing. That's nice. All right?

Speaker 7 (24:51):
Into like this new.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
Thanks brother?

Speaker 8 (24:56):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Someone on Facebook, says actually says, I got my husband's
vasectomy in case she got Tarantola's uh will, Good morning,
what did you buy your tax rEFInd it was unhinged?

Speaker 8 (25:08):
Good morning guys. I don't know if it wasn't necessarily unhinged.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
But you had that caller calling about his wife leaving
for lesbian Linda. She bought a kayak. I also bought
a kayak, but not lesbian land. He's like, who buys
a kayak? People buy kayaks?

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Well, Lisa got it. Did a frozen embryo transfer. That's
h's huge. I spent three hundred and fifty dollars on
a bottle single malt Scotch whiskey from the Scotch Society, right,
because then your husband collected what's it called scotch. But
I mean you get it right.

Speaker 4 (25:43):
But the bourbon and whiskey and Scotch people, they would
be like, it's not the same.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
No, But I mean as far as buying old bottle
of album.

Speaker 6 (25:50):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
On that note, let's see this person bought fifteen hundred
rounds of ammunition.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
O they're getting ready for something.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
Wow, crazy man? Oh, this person bought a tiger okay.
I didn't know you could do that anyway.

Speaker 7 (26:06):
That is definitely unending.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
Shoot us a text, text JJR or whatever you bought
with your tax refund. That was unhinged to nine six
eight nine three.

Speaker 15 (26:16):
Hi Marita, Hi, how do you go to do it?

Speaker 2 (26:19):
So you call it because you got an embarrassing story?
I do.

Speaker 11 (26:22):
So.

Speaker 5 (26:22):
I was at a doctor appointment. I have two girls,
and my oldest was in the car with me and
my youngest was playing in the grass and I'm like,
oh my god, I have to go to the bathroom.
This is number two. So my daughter I was like,
I was like, tell your sister, let's go. I have
to go to the bathroom. And then it was really,
it's number two, So I said poop, right, So she's like,

(26:44):
come on, Mom has to go poop. And then my
youngest is like what, so she yells it again.

Speaker 12 (26:52):
Mom has to poop.

Speaker 5 (26:53):
We gotta go, and she says what. Oh my god,
I'm like stop and then she said it get and
then my little one was like, mom has to poop.
And I'm like, I'm like, I'm so happy nobody's around here,
or if they were, they hurt.

Speaker 14 (27:10):
All of that.

Speaker 6 (27:14):
That's too funny. I'm it again.

Speaker 7 (27:17):
You're like, let's go.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (27:18):
I feel like that's something you would see in like
a kid's movie or on like a SpongeBob episode, Like
that's hilarious.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
You know, it's funny, you say, because the word poop, Like,
you know, I look at certain people, like my wife,
like I don't you know, I don't want to know
when she goes number two. And sometimes when she's in
the bathroom too long, I'll be like, did you just
go number two? She's like, what are you the poop police?
And I'm like, I just don't want to go in
the bathroom. So the other day, I remember I told
you guy, she was in New York and I went
to pick her up from the airport and she's like, okay,

(27:45):
I'm on the south side. I'm coming out on a
door of five. And I'm like, okay, I'm right here
right now, and and she gets in the car with me,
and I'm starting to drive around the airport, you know,
Terminal four. I'm going around the airport and she goes,
I need to poop. I need a poop right now,
And I'm like, you just got off a plane. There's
forty five bathrooms from the plane. Twere you get in
my car? I go, what am I gonna do? Shoes?

(28:05):
Just let me out of this next gate. And I'm like,
we're at the airport. You think that then if you
go in and those security guys come by, they're gonna
be like move your car. You know, I'll never see
you again. I'm gonna have to go around and do whatever.
And then so I let her out and I had
to go around the airport again and wait for her.
And then I had and I was there and I
was like, already had the guy in the little people
mover thing is coming towards me and I already have like, look,

(28:27):
her bags are already here, her bags in the car. Already,
she's going number two right now. But he never came
to me. And then she popped out, and I was like,
that was so weird, Like, first of all, I've never
heard you say that you had to go to the bathroom. Please,
let's not ever do that again. Pick them up at
the airport, then drop them off at the airport, so
they go to the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
For it is like, oh, I get it, thought to go,
you gotta go.

Speaker 5 (28:52):
I want to go home. I don't want to suck anywhere, have.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
A great day, and thank you for sharing that story
with us.

Speaker 5 (28:57):
Thank you you guys.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
What do these four words have in common? I'm going
to give you the four words. You figure out what
they have in common? Okay, eggs, money, cheating love.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
Nope, money cheating close kind of.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
See. A good way to do it would be to
throw this out and then give everyone like a whole
day to figure out what it is. Yeah, that's tough,
and then take calls and people and just consume our show.
But I like to do it now. Eggs, money, cheating, love.
Now I'm gonna give you the answer because I have
more of these to play, right, just so you get
an idea where my brain is. What do those four

(29:47):
things have in common? Eggs, money, cheating, love, things you hide? Okay, okay, okay, okay,
here's another one. What do these four words have in common?
Wheel barrel? Car, iron hat?

Speaker 7 (30:08):
Same again?

Speaker 2 (30:09):
What do these forewords have in common? Wheel barrel, car,
iron hat?

Speaker 6 (30:17):
They were all made in like the nineteen hundred.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
No things you need for work?

Speaker 3 (30:22):
No hat is the like hat and iron. You can
tie the car and the wheelbarrel together wheels wheels.

Speaker 7 (30:32):
Okay, but it's.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
Things that are around, maybe even but an iron give.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
You the answer? Yeah, go ahead, Monopoly pieces.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
How we miss that?

Speaker 4 (30:39):
I know, okay, you know we're just warming up.

Speaker 7 (30:43):
We're just swarming up.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
What do these four words have in common? Jerry Stewart mighty.

Speaker 6 (30:53):
Speedy, cartoon characters.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
Their mouse mouses, cartoon mouse.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
Jerry famous, fictional? My very good? What do these four
words have?

Speaker 3 (31:04):
And we're now now we're in a tear?

Speaker 2 (31:06):
Salt ice, vanilla post posts.

Speaker 7 (31:12):
I was like ingredients and ice cream.

Speaker 15 (31:14):
I was like ice cream.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
What do these forewords have in common? Salt ice, vanilla posts?

Speaker 3 (31:23):
Oh, rappers, rappers, names, vanilla ice posts, malone U nineties
two thousands, rappers, ice.

Speaker 15 (31:35):
Ice, ice cube, rappers.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
First names? Yes, very good?

Speaker 6 (31:40):
Good?

Speaker 2 (31:41):
What do these fours?

Speaker 4 (31:43):
That's okay, that's good, hard game, I mean later, later,
try to think of four on your own, right, I can't, that's.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
It, okay, I will, okay, okay, paper, automobile, glasses, dictionary,
things in John Jay's car. Nope, there are four words.
I just randomly came up with. That's what they have
in comment time together.

Speaker 15 (32:12):
I have one.

Speaker 6 (32:14):
This is gonna be a really tough one, okay, John Jay, No.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
You have to go.

Speaker 3 (32:17):
What words do these four.

Speaker 6 (32:21):
Words have in common? John Jay, Rich, Kyle and Peyton
the Judge Ridge.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
That's our fun game.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
I don't get it.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
It's the John Jay and Rich radio program.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
Two names, four hosts, and a whole lot of fun.
It's John Jay and Rich, John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
Hello, Bryce, good morning.

Speaker 14 (32:46):
Hi, thank you so much for having me.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
How are you good?

Speaker 2 (32:49):
What's going on?

Speaker 14 (32:51):
Yeah, So one of my girlfriends needed a place to stay.
I lived with two other girls, so it was perfectly fine,
and it's like a roommate situation. It's perfectly fine with me.
So her, the girlfriend that wanted to stay with us,
actually had an apartment situation getting sorted out. So it
was perfectly fine for us for her to stay on
my couch for a few days. And my roommates were

(33:13):
fine with it, so we let it happen. Well, one night,
she goes out and it's about two am. She comes
back and I wake up to this loud headboard hitting
sex sounds, and I was completely mortified. My roommates were

(33:33):
texting me from their rooms like what the ess is
going on? And I had no idea, and so I
told my roommates had texted them back. I was like,
I don't know what's going on. Anyways, the next morning comes,
the guy's gone and the girls who came over to
stay over our house. We haven't spoken her since then.
I have not spoken to her since that happened, and

(33:58):
she doesn't understand why all of us are ups. Am
I crazy? Because I just think it's basic respect, especially
if you're staying at somebody's house, to ask if you
want to bring somebody over, not just to turn my
living room into a hookup spot.

Speaker 8 (34:14):
Am I?

Speaker 14 (34:14):
Am I crazy? Am I overreacting?

Speaker 6 (34:16):
How good a friend are you, guys? Is this like
one of your childhood bessies? Is this just someone that
you know through work?

Speaker 3 (34:22):
Like?

Speaker 6 (34:23):
How are you guys connected? And what's your relationship? Because
I think that does matter.

Speaker 14 (34:27):
We're childhood best friend.

Speaker 6 (34:28):
Okay, See if my childhood best friend brought a guy
over in the middle of the night, I mean I
would expect her to shoot me a text, but I
probably wouldn't care. I would be like, all right, girl,
you go.

Speaker 4 (34:37):
I would just be mad because my roommates were bothered
by it, and like, yeah, that sort of relationship. It's like, hey, dude,
you know better, like, yeah, I got found somewhere for
you to do that where you weren't disruptive to everyone,
or maybe just like don't be so loud, like.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
Yeah, who's the guy with a stud?

Speaker 6 (34:54):
I knew you were right.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
What I don't understand is your friend's going It sounds
like there's a lot of sex going on in a
living room. What's going on? I don't know what's going on.
I hear moaning and screaming and yelling and passion. I
don't know what. Let me open my door and look,
let me look into it.

Speaker 7 (35:13):
Oh wow, do you think that's going on?

Speaker 4 (35:15):
You probably don't want to open the door and look.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
I want to be whoa sorry, I way?

Speaker 6 (35:18):
Whoa hey?

Speaker 2 (35:19):
Yeah, whoa hey? Are you you do? I just for me.
I don't think it's that big of a deal just yet.
If it happens like now, as a family man and
someone stays over and they bring over a straight in
my living room. But if you're still single and in
your twenties and your living life and you bring somebody home,
I feel that same way. You do.

Speaker 6 (35:36):
I do. I do feel that same way. And of course,
you know you want to respect the roommates. But I think,
like I said, if it was my childhood bestie, you
go girl.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
So, but you haven't talked to her since though you
said right right, I have.

Speaker 14 (35:48):
Not spoken to her since she left, and my roommates
and I are so very upset with her skills. She
wants to know why we're all upset. But like I
had mentioned before, I just think it's basic respect to
ask to bring somebody over, especially when you're living at
my house for free. I did for her as a favor.

(36:09):
I just feel like she should have given me that
same respect.

Speaker 7 (36:12):
You got to tell her that then.

Speaker 4 (36:13):
I mean, it's like she's sitting there going, I don't
understand why everyone's so mad at me?

Speaker 3 (36:18):
Or have you told her?

Speaker 6 (36:19):
And she just thinks you're being dramatic about it and
it's not that serious.

Speaker 8 (36:23):
I have not.

Speaker 14 (36:23):
Spoken to her. I'm thinking about doing.

Speaker 15 (36:26):
So you should.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
That's your best friend. You should talk to her.

Speaker 7 (36:29):
That's relationship worth talking through.

Speaker 3 (36:32):
Yeah, I agree, if your childhood best friends, that's like
your sister, So that shouldn't be a hard conversation for
you to get into.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
Where are you right now? Bryce?

Speaker 13 (36:40):
So?

Speaker 2 (36:40):
I hear a lot of actions in the background.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
What's going on thall bathroom?

Speaker 14 (36:46):
There are people outside of the like in the hallways.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
Basically, you're in the bathroom right now, on the toilet.

Speaker 14 (36:55):
No no, no, no, no no no no no, no,
standing up in front of the sink.

Speaker 6 (36:59):
What a visual though, just calling us, just sitting on
the toilet.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
I'm glad you were like, all right, well, Bryce says
for calling it. Thank you so much for listening.

Speaker 14 (37:13):
You're welcome, Thank you.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
Bye bye, flush, brush your hands.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
In the eternal battle of morning show supremacy.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
We are one of them.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
It's John, Jay and Rich.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
It's good Friday. Easter is Sunday, and every year, I
don't know how many years we've done this game. It's
Easter egg roulette. Oh sure, you guys are dancing now.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
It's terrifying.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
Now if you don't know the game. We have a
bunch of eggs in an Easter basket. Nick and his
beautiful kids decorated the eggs. Now, the thing is, one
of the eggs is absolutely raw. The rest are hard boiled.
And we take a turn. Each one of us take
an egg and smash it on our forehead. Now I
don't know how we pick, but.

Speaker 3 (37:53):
What do we not it not one who lost last year.

Speaker 7 (38:01):
That's usually who remembers that.

Speaker 3 (38:03):
I remember.

Speaker 6 (38:07):
That was easy enough.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
So you're gonna pick an egg out of the basket, Nick,
that's a nice basket.

Speaker 6 (38:13):
If you are Nick, you need to get abby. That
basket should be a lot happier, decorated.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
Doing well, very nice.

Speaker 15 (38:21):
I'm just going, okay, rebel.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
Just trying not to get egg yilk in the equipment.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
Yeah, okay, this is really okay.

Speaker 6 (38:29):
He's gonna let it fall all over you, Richie in
the way that you're sitting hold on.

Speaker 15 (38:34):
It's a.

Speaker 6 (38:37):
It's I remember there.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
I was like I was bleeding my head.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
There's a little bit of that, rich that looked like
that hurt.

Speaker 6 (38:47):
You really dented that egg?

Speaker 3 (38:48):
Well, I mean you got it. Did you hear the crack?
I mean that's that's how you play the game.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
Well, you think another way. I was thinking, because if
you just put it against your head and just push
your hand as hard as you can, if it's the
raw egg, it'll be ugly. Rightly, Who's next?

Speaker 6 (39:05):
I said, Okay, I'll go next. I feel like my
chances are better if I go next. Anyways, but I'm
gonna look at them. Oh, these are so cute. I'm
gonna go for a polka dot egg. I'm gonna Oh,
I don't feel confident about this.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
I don't felt there.

Speaker 13 (39:24):
We go.

Speaker 6 (39:28):
And look at my my makeups on the egg rebrand
rebrand for the eggs stinky, very nerve wrecking a rebrand
for the.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
Egg mix been so quiet. I feel like you're pulling
something sneaky.

Speaker 7 (39:45):
You there's actually five raw.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Okay, or one of us made of plastic out.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
I love the that's such a well designed egg.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
To destroy that.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
Get your hold on. So you got it, say that
you've got it in the palm of your hand and
you're just gonna smash it on your forehead.

Speaker 11 (40:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (40:08):
Why does everyone know this is the one or something?

Speaker 2 (40:10):
No, No, I'm just trying to paint the picture for
the radio.

Speaker 6 (40:12):
Yeah, okay, ready, be careful. Oh it's a hard wild egg.

Speaker 3 (40:20):
It's a good pain though, because you know it's not exploded.

Speaker 6 (40:25):
A little bruised.

Speaker 7 (40:26):
Immediately though, No, it's not red. If it was, my
makeup would cover it.

Speaker 14 (40:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
Now, there's nothing sneaky going on. Where I went to
the bathroom and you guys all collaborated and left because
something's up Nick's face.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
I wonder why Nick does that.

Speaker 7 (40:47):
He just made me really nervous too.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
There is something that happened, like all the eggs are
on top, and you probably said, everyone get an egg
on top.

Speaker 14 (40:53):
And.

Speaker 7 (40:55):
There's no sabotage A part of.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
No, I'm not sure.

Speaker 6 (41:01):
Well, you pick it.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
You gotta go for it chest.

Speaker 7 (41:04):
You can't put it back and feel.

Speaker 6 (41:05):
It that way.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
It's all the way last I don't remember that at all.

Speaker 7 (41:12):
You can't pick them.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
Last year I said you can't. You can't try. You
last year were like you got to pick it up
and go.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
Okay. I don't remember that. Okay, okay, okay, everybody hit
the deck. I know, I know, this is it?

Speaker 13 (41:23):
This is it? Now?

Speaker 2 (41:24):
Do I just should I just slamm it? Or should
put you really hard?

Speaker 3 (41:27):
Your choice? Use your choice.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
This totally feels raw white, so far back?

Speaker 6 (41:34):
There we go?

Speaker 2 (41:35):
There we go?

Speaker 6 (41:35):
Is it a stink egg?

Speaker 2 (41:41):
You rich?

Speaker 6 (41:42):
You can do some damage to those eggs?

Speaker 4 (41:45):
Literally, stupid for saying mine.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
I thought you guys, all of you, actually, I thought
you're all pulling the fast.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
Around to the odds go even higher. If you didn't
come on, I'm going to reach it and go I'm
just can reach.

Speaker 11 (42:00):
It the.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
Okay, he's gonna get it all over him. That felt
a little shallow, It felt a little liquid in the middle.

Speaker 6 (42:19):
I don't want to play. I don't want to play anymore.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
Let me see the Yeah, we've gotten down the last
two before.

Speaker 6 (42:28):
Okay, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
These are like I mean, odds are not good for you.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
Pretty.

Speaker 6 (42:34):
It's hard to pick.

Speaker 7 (42:35):
Then you wonder, like, is it how they were decorated?

Speaker 6 (42:38):
I know, like I remember we did the Taylor Swift
ones one year and I was trying to go for
the lover egg and then I got it. Okay, this
looks like a teenage mutant Ninja turtle head. I feel
like you did that today. This is how I felt.
This is how I felt when you were picking your egg.
I just kept my thoughts to myself.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
So exciting.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
Okay, that's so excited.

Speaker 6 (43:03):
Looks like a beach ball. I feel confident.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
Okay, Oh that wasn't a woosy.

Speaker 15 (43:13):
How did you know?

Speaker 6 (43:15):
Secret? I could just feel it. I could tell.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
Okay, the game is Eastern eggs.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
They're done.

Speaker 7 (43:23):
I hate those odds.

Speaker 4 (43:25):
Okay, I'm going to pick the other pretty one that striped.

Speaker 15 (43:29):
Have you ever talked about, because why not?

Speaker 6 (43:30):
And I'm just gonna go for it.

Speaker 7 (43:35):
If you do it fast, it is like ripping.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
I'm not even how many your legs?

Speaker 3 (43:39):
How many lives that's what she said.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
Boom, josh, how many?

Speaker 15 (43:52):
I hate? This is terrible.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
I don't feel good about this.

Speaker 6 (43:58):
You might be good for you sitting into turtle eggs streams.
You're going down. That's Nick's.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
Oh my god, that is not clean.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
This is less roulette if it gets to John right, Oh.

Speaker 6 (44:16):
My god, I'm nervous.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
I'm so screwed. How does it go so far?

Speaker 6 (44:22):
Okay, I'm going with the other egg. I'm going with
the other polkaont egg.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
Now record, guys, let's cut the scene. Let's set the scene.
Easter egg Roulette. They've gone eggs. You are so lucky.

(44:52):
You need to go play the lottery.

Speaker 15 (44:53):
Right now, John, Oh my god, Christmas Man really went

(45:19):
for it. Thanks.

Speaker 6 (45:21):
Hopefully this makes us go viral.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
Oh no, there's.

Speaker 14 (45:25):
Oh you got it on my jacket.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
This has been a fantasy of mine for a while. Yeah,
I just thought there be more men here.

Speaker 6 (45:35):
You gotta wash your jacket now, whoa.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
That's you can watch it right now on all our
social media at John Jay Ridge, My.

Speaker 15 (45:43):
God, you're gross. Look, dear, Wow.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
We just want to hear from you, and I don't think.

Speaker 15 (45:53):
That's too much to ask, And it's really stressing me
out there.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
You're not calling eight seven seven nine three seven on
four seven John Jay and Rich Hi Jen, Hi John Dye.

Speaker 11 (46:04):
How are you?

Speaker 3 (46:05):
How are you?

Speaker 8 (46:07):
Oh? I'm fabulous.

Speaker 16 (46:08):
I've talked to you guys before. Hi, Kyle, Hi, Katon,
Hi Rich Hi, Hi guys. So I had a question
for Kyle about your name. So, I know you have
a gender kind of neutral name. Maybe it's more favored
with boys, but you see, you know, Kyle Richards and stuff,
and we named our son Taylor, and I know Taylor's
more popular now with girls. So I'm wondering how growing

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up with your name affected you in a positive way
or a negative way or something like that.

Speaker 4 (46:35):
That's interesting, Okay, So growing up I really hated it
because there were kids in my classes.

Speaker 7 (46:39):
Like, that's a boy's name.

Speaker 15 (46:40):
Are you a boy?

Speaker 4 (46:41):
And you know, when you're a kid, a comment like
that is like oh boy, Like no, it did in effect,
And then I think all the way up until college,
I wanted to change my name like, I like anything else.
I was like, I would rather have, you know, just
a regular girl's name. And then I think in college
I started really sort of embracing it and enjoying how

(47:01):
it was like somewhat unique and it was me and
that then I couldn't picture myself with a different name.
But you know what's weird is my daughter's name is Addison,
And just recently she's been telling me how much she
hates her name Addison because she looked up the meaning
of it and it's like son of Adam and she's like,
that's a boy's name. Son, I'm not a son. And
I'm like, but it's not really a boy's name right now,

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and she's like, it's the.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
Worst Adams, Adam Son Adams.

Speaker 6 (47:28):
Yeah, no it's not.

Speaker 15 (47:30):
It's not.

Speaker 7 (47:30):
But for some reason she hates it so much.

Speaker 4 (47:33):
And I keep telling her, Listen, if when you're an adult,
you want to go through all the paperwork and the
hoops you got to jump through to change your name,
and you still.

Speaker 7 (47:39):
Want to change your name, go for it. But I
personally think it's a beautiful name for you.

Speaker 6 (47:43):
Yeah, it's interesting that you say that, Kyle, that because
you're like that's a girl's name right now, because I
feel like gender neutral names, Like I feel like I
have a gender neutral name. I know a lot of
guy Peytons, and I know a lot of girl patents,
but when I was born, there wasn't a lot of
girl patents, and so I feel like, well, for one,
if you're a girl and you have a boy's name,
you're really cool. I feel like, if you have a
boy's name and you're a girl, you're really cool. But

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I think it's interesting how names do shift and energy
thats too.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
But did you ever not like your name? Peyton?

Speaker 6 (48:10):
I didn't like my name because I couldn't. I still
can't say my name right. Like my mom would get
on my nerves because she'd be like, you're not saying
your name righting wrong? I say Peyton, She says that,
I say Peyton Peyton.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
Then I don't pronounce my name Kyle.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
When you didn't like your name as a kid, what
was another name you wanted?

Speaker 4 (48:30):
I liked Lara because apparently that's what my mom was
deciding between when she decided to name me Lara.

Speaker 7 (48:35):
Yeah, and now I don't want to be a Lara.

Speaker 9 (48:38):
Name.

Speaker 7 (48:39):
I know a Lara now and I'm like, oh, weird,
my name could have been your name, but it's not.
You know, it doesn't it doesn't feel me. I think
I grew into it.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
You know.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
My wife has a guy's name too, same thing, And
I remember she didn't like her name, and she she
actually had people start calling her and I can't remember
what it was, like Sue or something like that, Sally, No, Sally,
so it was some something and so like the neighbor,
an older man would call her whatever the name was
she wanted. I can't remember what it was, Susan Sally.
I don't know. Think maybe you can get her on
the phony, you can ask you.

Speaker 6 (49:05):
I also love girl names for boys too, though, or
like your traditional girl name, because I like, I've brought
it up to Kadeem that I love the name Stacy,
and I love the name Carrie for a boy, and he's.

Speaker 11 (49:15):
Like, no.

Speaker 4 (49:16):
I do also wonder if, just because of how like
society is, is if it's different for boys with girls' names,
you know, just because of how like societal norms like
put more presceure on boys, be manly or whatever, it
might be different for boys.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
Get this though, if I'm correct, I don't think Jen
was even calling about this. Were you calling about something else?

Speaker 11 (49:37):
Oh?

Speaker 16 (49:37):
I was calling about the name thing, but then I
was telling about something else as well. Well, thank you
very much for the advice. So it was we always
question whether or not we did a good thing naming
him Taylor, if he's gonna hate us in the future.
But he is a tailor.

Speaker 4 (49:49):
You guys show him other like male tailors that are
really huge, like Taylor shared in he's like one of
the biggest writers in Hollywood right now.

Speaker 3 (49:55):
And my favorite brand of acoustic guitar is a tailor,
So right there to that.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
But what else will you call about?

Speaker 16 (50:01):
So it's also probably about murders on the streets.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
Little different.

Speaker 16 (50:04):
So we moved to Florida a little different just the
time we moved to Florida back in twenty twenty, and
we moved in this apartment complex, and a couple months
after we moved in, the girl above us overdose and died.
And then two months later my Pomeranian of fourteen years
passed away. And then a year later we found out

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And this is a trigger warning because this one's really sad.
Right across the main road through the apartment complex, still
see apartment complex. A mother went to pick up her
son from her father and found out it was a
double murder homicet suicide.

Speaker 11 (50:41):
Hype.

Speaker 16 (50:42):
Yeah, I'm like, oh my god, let's get out of here.
Florida's crazy. It was so much fun in Florida.

Speaker 6 (50:48):
But oh my god, yeah, that's a lot.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
Hey, real quick, I'm going to get my wife's on
the phone. Can you pick her up? Riche want? Let's
ask and ask real quick?

Speaker 3 (50:57):
Cool? Okay, Hey, hi beautiful, Hello.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
Hey, we have Jen on the line. And she named
her son Taylor, and you know it's a guy girl's
name now, and then Kyle's name is kind of a
guy's name, and uh, Peyton's name is kind of a
guy's name. So I wanted to call you because I
remember when you were a kid, you didn't like your
name and you had your neighbor call you a different name, right,
And I was trying to remember what that was.

Speaker 11 (51:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (51:20):
So when we were when I was like five years
old and we moved in the late the next door
neighbor asked me what my name was, and I told her.
I told him it was Lisa, So Bob Myers, he
called me Lisa my whole entire life, including like my
adult life when I ran into him, you know, in
my forties, crazy when.

Speaker 6 (51:40):
He when he called you Lisa, were you like, who
are you talking to? Or did you recognize?

Speaker 3 (51:44):
No?

Speaker 12 (51:44):
I know, I know because he's the only one on
earth that ever called me.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
Lisa, because that is not at all your name.

Speaker 12 (51:51):
You should be upset because I would go like I
went to summer camp, I'm at a tennis camp and
and I was put in the boy's door. I went,
I went on a trip in college, and I was
put in a room with a guy. So I used
to get upset at that, but now I embrace it

(52:12):
because I like to call myself the aridge Blake. Because
you find somebody my age that is a girl, Blake,
I don't know if you can.

Speaker 6 (52:22):
I was going to say, you are the reason she's younger.

Speaker 12 (52:26):
I'm the ridge in the whole lighte world. I'd like
to find somebody my age that is that is Blake.

Speaker 16 (52:37):
On the phone, Blake, I had to tell you hi.
My news said, I love you so much, your gold.
You are just the Oh god, okay, what a street
talking to you all you guys think.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
All right, Thank you, Blake. It's John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
Have an idea for the show today is your use
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eats John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
Good morning, Rick.

Speaker 8 (53:03):
Hey, this is Rick.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
How we doing all right? You're gonna be our contestant. Nick.
What game we got? Nick? And Rick? Nick? Rick and Rich? Okay,
what game we're gonna playing?

Speaker 3 (53:12):
Nick?

Speaker 1 (53:12):
We're playing real or fake today, guys. I like to
theme my games. What's a good theme? Okay? Okay, we
did go with Easter, so it's Easter theme. I've got
some Easter traditions here. Some are real and some are
ones that are just made up. Your goal is to

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guess which is which. Okay, Rick's ready to all right,
So here we go. We're gonna start off round one
with John Jay. John Jay the Great jelly Bean Toss
At sunrise, Participants line up in pairs and toss jelly
beans into each other's mouths increasingly ridiculous distances, catching five

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in a row without dropping. And he is said to
bring a month full of sweet.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
I mean that sounds fun and real to me. Okay,
I will say that is real.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
You're gonna go with real? You would be incorrect.

Speaker 3 (54:07):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
We just made up. Yeah, I think now that's uh,
that'll be a tradition for us in here, guys. Ricord
bunny suit Parade of regret. After Easter dinner, everyone puts
on the most ridiculous bunny costume they can find and
parades through the neighborhood. The last one to get honked

(54:29):
at by a passing car must host Easter next year.

Speaker 3 (54:33):
That's got to be real. That sounds very New Jersey.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Okay, and again you would be incorrect.

Speaker 3 (54:40):
Sorry, Rich, Wow, we're missing out of some great traditions
that could be happening all over.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
No points for John Jay, No points for Rich Peyton.
The bloom basket quest On Eastern Morning, families hide small
hand woven baskets filled with seasonal flowers instead of eggs.
Each flower reper sense a different blessing, joy, renewal, love,
or luck. Whoever finds the basket with the rare white
tulip gets to make one spring wish for the year.

Speaker 6 (55:11):
Hmmm, I'm gonna say that's real.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
Okay, that's a very good guess and it is correct.

Speaker 15 (55:17):
Yay.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
One point for Peyton officially on the board. Kyle the
boiled Egg whispering ceremony. Each person holds hard boiled egg
to their forehead and whispers for their hopes for spring
into it. The eggs are then buried in the backyard
to hatch the dreams, though the smell in a week

(55:40):
suggests otherwise.

Speaker 7 (55:42):
Oh, why would anyone do that? That's a bad idea.
So I'm going to feel I say fake.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
One point for Kyle, one point for Kyle, one point
for Peyton Rick. The carrot crown ceremony. After the egg hunt,
children gather leftover carrots and weave them into playful crowns
with vines and ribbons or grass. The child with the

(56:11):
most creative crown is dubbed the spring Monarch and gets
to choose the day's activities, usually something chaotic like egg
toss dodgeball.

Speaker 3 (56:23):
I don't know. It sounds fake.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
It sounds fake, it does, but in fact it's real.

Speaker 6 (56:30):
I feel like we need to see more carrot crowns
on social media.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
Isn't real, but the carrot thing is. It's wrong with people.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
I don't write these, rich, but you do. Round two.
The only people on the board are the ladies in
the room. We'll kick things off with John Jay. How
about the peep Stacking Championship John Jay. Contestants compete to
see who can stack the most marshmallow peeps into a
single tower before gravity or ants bring it down. The

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current world record forty three peeps and a sugar induced blackout.

Speaker 2 (57:05):
I mean that seems real to me. Didn't we do
a peep eating contest in here?

Speaker 1 (57:09):
Remember I did that? Okay, that's a very good guess.
You had a fifty to fifty chance and you got
it wrong. So sorry, John J. Rich. The midnight carrot
offering children leaves just I'm so sorry. Children leave carrots
on their window sills the night before Easter, hoping the

(57:31):
shadow hare will visit. If the carrot has gone in
the morning, the hair has blessed their garden. If it's
still there, someone's been naughty.

Speaker 3 (57:40):
Interesting the carrot thing seems like it's got Easter origins. Okay,
I'm gonna go with that. It's one hundred percent real,
all right, good guess, Rich, it's not.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
It's not true. It's a fake.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
One sucked.

Speaker 3 (57:54):
I don't know my Eastern goose eggs.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
For John Jay and Rich. Today we'll move on to
Peyton The Turn of the Long Hair on Easter Eve,
a lantern is lit with a candle in the shape
of a rabbit. It's place in a window. It's placed
in a window to guide the mythical long Hair, a
forest spirit, to bring clarity and renewal in the morning.
If the candle's wax is dripped in a perfect circle,

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it means the year ahead will be filled with harmony.
I'm gonna say real or fake, Peyton.

Speaker 6 (58:24):
You know, I don't think people really play with like
their luck and stuff like that, So I'm gonna go
with that's real.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
Okay, that's something someone would do for the first time ever.
Peyton has two points. Way to go, taking a commanding lead, Kyle.
How about the the Resurrection Relay Race, a mix between
an egg and spoon race. An interpretive dance. Teams must
resurrect a fallen chocolate bunny by carrying its broken pieces

(58:50):
across a field and reassembling it with frosting glue, all
dressed as Roman centurions.

Speaker 7 (58:58):
Wow, that is that game takes a lot of planning.
I'm going to say fake.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
Okay, two points for Kyle.

Speaker 3 (59:07):
You guys are good.

Speaker 6 (59:08):
Knocking you guys out.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
Rick, You're gonna go see eighties if if you can
get this right here, that's how you say it eighties
eighties When you said, I was like, wait a minute,
is it at ease? And then I had to go
look it up?

Speaker 2 (59:23):
So is it eighties music or is it military music?

Speaker 1 (59:26):
It is a Korean pop band.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
Okay, be careful, So we're going to back up.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
Rick Rick save us eggshell messages. In the weeks leading
up to Easter. Family members write little notes, jokes, wishes,
are confessions and slip them into carefully cracked and cleaned
out eggshells. These message eggs are painted, hidden and open
during Easter Brunch, revealing heartfelt or hilarious surprises.

Speaker 8 (01:00:00):
Oh I'm gonna go with real Rick Win's.

Speaker 6 (01:00:03):
The game work.

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
Eighties eighties eighties a T's It's John Jay.

Speaker 9 (01:00:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
If that last segment offended you, I am really really sorry.
Please email our management at your mom at iHeartRadio dot
your mom dot com. It's John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
This is kind of funny and clever. Kyle Easter Basket.

Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
Yeah yeah, I kind of like got in an argument
with Scott a little bit because he spent four days
on a golf trip with my with my brother and
our other brother in law and he comes back and
we start talking about I was like, yeah, so Addie
came to me and she said, can I get a

(01:00:48):
different Easter basket because she hates her Easter basket? And
I'm like, she doesn't need a new Easter basket. It's like,
why why do we need to spend moddy on another seat.
It's a beautiful Easter basket.

Speaker 7 (01:00:58):
It's very nice.

Speaker 4 (01:01:00):
And Scott's like laughing, and I'm like, what are you laughing?
And he's like, you like to like hyper control Easter,
like who cares? Just get her a new basket.

Speaker 6 (01:01:07):
And I was like, I'm sorry, who are you?

Speaker 7 (01:01:10):
And where did you put my husband? Because he would
never speak to me in this.

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
Oh yeah, here we go. You'll hear a couple's podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:01:20):
I like to hyper control Easter, Like like, the problem
is is if I didn't, Easter wouldn't happen around here.

Speaker 16 (01:01:29):
I mean he has risen that would still happen with a.

Speaker 15 (01:01:32):
Little basket easter money stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:01:33):
Yeah, that's not happening. That's not happening.

Speaker 4 (01:01:36):
And he's like, just get her a new Easter basket.
I'm like, who's this laid back dude? Okay, we'll just
do that, then, no big deal.

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
So you guys have the same Easter basket use every
year every year.

Speaker 16 (01:01:50):
I just use the same one.

Speaker 6 (01:01:51):
It's white.

Speaker 15 (01:01:52):
No, I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
I don't even know. I couldn't even tell you what
the hell we we ever did. I didn't know. I
didn't know. Maybe we did the same thing.

Speaker 6 (01:01:59):
My mom still mean Easter basket with the Easter basket.

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
When I was but I don't recall having the same
Easter basket. If we might, we've died.

Speaker 4 (01:02:09):
When they were very young, we ordered or the Easter
Bunny ordered personalized baskets. So my daughter has decided she
hates her name. She hates the name Addison, and on
the Easter basket it says Addison. And I know that's
why she doesn't want to screw you. You're getting the basket.

Speaker 3 (01:02:31):
Question for you, Kyle about Easter, since you're Easter. Screw you,
since you're the hyper controller of Easter that you are. So,
my daughter Audrey's back in town from spring break, so her,
my son Christopher, and I are sitting it to drive
through at in and out Burger, and my son Christopher
says from the backseat, Hey, question Easter Bunny, human size

(01:02:51):
or bunny size. What is the answer to that.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
I've seen him human size.

Speaker 4 (01:02:55):
We've had we've had that discussion, and we we have
opted in our house to say it's a little easter
bunny size because that makes it less scary.

Speaker 3 (01:03:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
Well, all the pictures I have in my kids in
the Easter bunny, the Easter buddy is pretty damn big.
He's pretty big, pretty big. I thought he these pictures
of many little time in midget Well, you can't.

Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
You can't catch that guy on camera.

Speaker 15 (01:03:13):
Yeah, it's gonna be a great holiday.

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
Guys, broadcasting live across the world right now. This is
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