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April 1, 2022 9 mins

Nephew Tommy is unhappy with the job that the plumber did!

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up in about four minutes after the hour, I'll
have my strawberry letter for you, and the subject is
let's make a deal. Okay, we'll get into that in
just a few but right now it is time for
the prank phone called Junior once again? Can you do
the honors for the nephew who's out today? Right here?
It is the plumber. That's it, Just the plumber. He

(00:21):
didn't tell anything else about it. What's the plumber? Come on? Hello? Yeah,
I'm trying to reach Mr. Please, Mrs. How you're doing
you you're the person that does the plumbing work, am
I right? Yeah? Yeah, Now my wife got some work
done for you. You come by the house now, do
you know? I know you probably got quite a bit

(00:42):
of work. No. I do so many to throughout the day.
So I have it on my receiver. I can look
at over Hill about three days ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I can recall lay there. Yeah it was tarlet was
backed up and was overflowing and yeah yeah, yeah, I

(01:05):
can recall that. And then something's wrong with the sinking
there too, and that that had a leak in the
back of it. Yeah, I had a leak in the
back and uh and I've done that. I fixed that
there for you. And uh, I took that toilet that
I had around the bottom of your base, the toilet
base there. I had to take that up and and
retape it because that tape head came came loose. It

(01:25):
was kind of older. And you know, I went through
that and done all that and and saved it up
and sealed it up and and I re based that
seal back there on your in the toilet, and and
your sink had a little leak back there in the back.
I fixed that because you know, that was really easy. Now.
So well, now I see that it's something that went
wrong with the tarlet. Not did you did you put

(01:46):
another pipe or something that you reroute a pipe or anything? No? No,
like I said, all I did. I took the base
of it off there, and I taped it up where
that old tape there, and then I put me some
cement with was was with with my pipe there, and
and I sealed it all up, and I checked it
out and let it drive and see if it leaked,

(02:07):
and it didn't leak, and I put your base back on,
and you know, and then then then you had a
little leak there in your sink and that was on
the top of the your nozzle there, and I fixed that.
I'm gonna tell you, because I'm gonna be honest with
you and tell you I'm not happy with what I got.
You happy with it? No, Now, let me tell you

(02:28):
what's happening now. Say somebody in the bathroom and they
flushed that tilet right right when they flushed that tilet,
come out the sink in the kitchen. Oh tell me that.
Say that what you did again? I said, when they
flushed the tilet in the bathroom, right, come out to

(02:49):
shank in the kitchen. They come out in the kitchen
like that. I don't know what how you wrapped something
like you didn't you didn't miss route it or something. No,
I didn't. I didn't rope anything. All I did was
fixed up put the tape on there, so I fixed
the leak that was you know, your it's a base
of your toilet. I didn't rewrote anything. I don't. I don't.
I don't understand. How can you you rewrote a fight?

(03:12):
I don't. That's right to go into your kitchen and shoot,
We'll shoot crap out of your kitchen like that. I
don't know what what what you did when you was
up onunder that and how you rerouted something. But that's
what happened, and it's got, it's got. It's going from
the from that bathroom. When you flush that toilet, it
come out in my sink in my kitchen. Now what's

(03:33):
bad about it? This morning, I'm in there cooking and
what's your name again? My name is? They called me okay?
And is coming out of your in my in my
kitchen now? This morning I set out some red beans
and rice to cook, and I put my beans on
not not I've been cooking. I've been cooking. Listen to me.

(03:54):
I've been cooking all. I'm trying to be professional about
this because you know I guarantee my work. I've been
doing this over twa years and then one thing I do,
I guarantee of work. And I'm real proud about the
thing that you know I do. But what what did
you have anybody else over there working on your pipes?
Ain't nobody in your kitchen? You know what I did
with your bathroom? You is the bathroom don't have anything

(04:17):
to do with your kitchen. That's throw a pipe have
anything to do with one of all the others then
explain that coming through my sink and my kitchen, I
can't explain it coming from your your seek. I can
only explain that's get the toilet in your see. I
have no idea. I'm gonna listen because that thing got
me rapped up. Listen now what it is? It? Well,

(04:38):
you got me kind of wrapped up here because you know,
like I said, I do this here and I've been
notable for twenty years, and that's first time I ever
heard anything like that being't happening. I ain't never seen it. Well,
I'm gonna tell you it's just disgusting. The big cooked
the cook red beans all day and not now find
out that it's sitting in some dirty water like that.
You don't smell the water when you was in the
in your seat because as I didn't had a loud uh,

(05:02):
I didn't spare nothing that it's more earlier this morning.
I washed my hand now and I didn't I washed
my hair in there. That's just what it smell like
a bagger. I'm just I just I just refused to
believe that the work I did on your toilet and
there taking some stuff up and seemings some stuff up
and on your seat and anything to do with crap

(05:25):
me and shout out to them kitchen scene. Well, I
tell you what what I need to do is for
you to get your back over here and fix it,
because this here ain't a good job and I don't
recommend nobody using you. Well, first of all, why I'm
trying to be professional about it and you cussing me
and that ain't gonna getting nothing done once come out
my pike. It was no longer professional that you had

(05:48):
somebody else over there doing something in your scene. I
ain't had nobody. Do you have a girl it ain't
on the whaling and crap coming out of my do
get your back over and you fix with youth bold
to fix and fix it right now. I'm not paying
another damn time for it. Ain't I trying to be

(06:10):
professional about it. I'm listening to what you gotta say.
I shout hum a long time ago when I get
her team of work, and I'm trying to, you know,
deal with my customers. When I left, I told her
the pressure to it. She ran the faster in the
path room. We ain't no problems like you don't have
somebody else old out they're doing whatever. Lord knows what

(06:30):
I don't. I damn sure, I don't know. Do you
know I ain't none of my business. I ate some
of them red beans and not what bothered me? Now
I feel sick to my stomach. I'm feeling read meaning
what here? You know? It's like you you you cleary ill.
I'm gonna make your dick something the red beans. If
you don't come fick me pipe, you can go ahell.

(06:52):
I'm trying to be professional. I think I told you.
I'm doing my job. I did it the best I
know I could, and what I got when I left
at one nothing leaking one. Don't you'll get over here
six step pipe? That what you you yours? Because I
know well I did. I'll stand the job over there.

(07:13):
You ain't done nothing. If I got in the right,
stick them up, you and your pipes, and I don't
give a damn I know what's coming on the right.
I ain't done nothing over there in your damn kitchen
to have you do ship with me. I got one
more thing I want to say to you, and you're listening.
I'm listening to you. This is Nephew timing from the

(07:35):
Steve Harvey Marty Show. You just got played by your boy.
You're kidding me, man, y'all, y'all crazy man, Hey, man,
I gotta ask you big time. What is the baddest?
I'm talking about the baddest? Ready, your show in the

(07:56):
land wanted more? The show'll got me this morning? Diplumba whoa?
That was a lot. Really really, I choked my red
beans and rushing it. Dude, I washed my hair in it.

(08:25):
All I know is that plumba pat of this old man.
Talk to him about rewriting that pipe. I don't give
a damn. Okay, your wife, you and your wife red
beat at it. He'd had it at that point, Yeah

(08:45):
he did. Man, Oh my god, the plumber, the frightened thing. Huh. Alright, alright, junior,
thank you. Coming up next, it is the Strawberry a
letter and the subject is let's make a deal. Is
it about the game show? We'll find out right after this.

(09:06):
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Thomas "Nephew Tommy" Miles

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