January 14, 2025 • 6 mins
Charlamagne Tha God Gives Donkey Of The Day To A Florida Man Who Got Arrested After Trying To Put Pen!s In Horse's Nostril. Listen For More!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Man, I just wanted to know how you came up
with the donkey.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Of the day, because you today there's a bunch of donkeys.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
That is why, Charlemagne, if we live a life where
we fighte are tongue based off who we may have seen,
we never would say anything.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Else on the Breakfast Club.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
In the words of charlemagnea god, he's a donkey.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Oh man, Charlamagne, you've given donkey of the day to who? Now?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Well, Buster rhymes donkey today for Tuesday, January fourteenth goes
to a fifty three year old Florida man named Donald Callaway.
What did younkle Shawla always say about the great state
of Florida. The craziest people in America come from the
Bronx and all of Florida, and today is no exception. Now,
Donald is an animal lover, guys, Okay, yes, an animal lover.
He's getting donkey of today. Tell everyone that Peter to
(00:55):
gather around an animal lover is getting donkey to day today.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I'm fully aware of what an animal lover is. When
I say animal lover, I mean one of those people
who has a fondness for animals and cares for their
well being. Okay, Donald is very fond of animals. Some
animal lovers may also be concerned with animal rights and
the protection of animal species. I don't know if Donald
cares about animal rights, but I would assume he does.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Because of the love and fondness he shows animals.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Ok Peter, folks, that's what it's all about, right, the
love and fondness of animals. I'm interested to see what
Peter thinks of Donald, because you know, Peter goes hard
for animal rights. But I've never heard of anyone in
Peter showing love to animals like Donald does.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I was looking at Peter's position on pets, and Peter
said it loves and respects the animal companions who share
their homes. Well, Donald loves the animal companions that are
all around him, and he shares a lot with them, not.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Just his home. Okay. See a lot of y'all talk
about your love for things, But are you willing to
put it all on the line? Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Are you willing to put it all on the line
for these things you claim the love? Would you die
put your love of animals? Would you be willing to
give your life for animal rights?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Much?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Well, are you willing to go to jail for your
love of animals? Because Donald Calloway is in fact ready
to go to jail with his love of animals. Okay,
he loves animals so much that he was willing to
take a penitentiary chance for one.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Do you want to hear what he went to jail for.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Well, I will let a police officer from Florida explain
what happened.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Let's listen.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
I've done this job my entire adult life, and occasionally
you run across something that you go, come on, man,
that really didn't happen. But it did. I mean, he
even admitted it. And here's what happened. He said, Well,
you know, I had just some sexual frustration. It was
really stupid. It was a dumb thing to do. Donald Callaway,
(02:42):
who's fifty three from Lake Wells, admitted that because he
was trying to do the wild thing with a horse. Oh, mayor.
The mayor was twenty eight years old. She said, nay,
we tried to interview the horse. She said, in my
twenty eight years in a horse, no one's ever done
anything like that to me before, and I hope it
(03:04):
never happens again. That's right. He tried to engage in
inappropriate conduct with a horse, which is clearly against the law.
Right now, he's out the pasture in the county jail.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Florida is the most unseerious, serious place ever. That was
an actual police officer from Florida who interviewed the horse.
He was talking to, tmc Okay Envy. Donald was sexually frustrated,
so he attempted to have sex with a horse. Let
me give you a little bit more details. First of all,
I'm glad the horse was of age. The horse was
twenty eight, so it's a grown ass horse, okay. But
(03:39):
things were still happening to this horse without the horse's consent.
As far as we know, we all watched mister ed
growing up as a child. If you were born in
the nineteen hundreds, maybe this horse could talk okay, and
she was an adult horse that knew what she wanted.
Maybe Donald calloway had the same power as doctor Dolittle,
and he can understand animals and they can understand him.
So the horse whose name was Raven, fell for his
ris whatever where I was, you know, made Donald pull
(04:02):
his penis out and started boxing the one eyed champ.
Then he started tapping that beef whistle against the horse's nose.
Then he attempted to penetrate said nostrils with his penis. Yes,
he tried to put in the horse's nostrils. Ladies, I
blame y'all. Y'all constantly talking about how you want a
man that's hung like a horse. Well, Donald said, damn,
(04:23):
I gotta see what that's hitting for. But this was
a woman's horse. That didn't make no sense. Now, a
human female body has three perfectly good holes.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Then search your blood sausage in right mouth with gant booty. Okay,
if it's a special occasion in.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
A vagiant right, a mare grown female horse has the same.
Wouldn't trust the mouth, okay, horse got teeth, might mistake
you blowney pwinty four carrot, And you need a ladder
to mount that thing from the back unless it's laying down.
So I guess that just leaves the nostrils of the horse. Look,
I'm not judging times.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
It's hard out here.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Maybe Donald has had enough for humans and he's trying
to get with the horse because he heard people in
relationships with horses have stable relationships. I don't know, but
I just know that animals, as far as we know,
can't give consent.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Right, as far as we know, no means no.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
H In Donald's case, nose means nose, But when it
comes to horses, may means nay. So please give Donald
Callaway the biggest he huh raise, Come on, come.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
On, some things obvious. Okay, this is meth head White
all right.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Look, oh my god, exactly like he was on a
set of Shameless.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Exactly. He definitely he walked off the stead of breaking
bad Christ. He looked like four different type of cult
leaders all in the one damn all right, Well, thank
you for that. Donkey Today, sir, that's just crazy.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
That's disgusting.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Nobody putting no penis and nobody.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Nostrils and the nose though, like then, Donkey Today is
sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael to Bull Lambing, sooft,
don't be a donkey when you need a fighter on
your side.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
If you're ever injured, go.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
To Michael to Bull dot com. That's Michael to Bull
dot com. And when you mess with the bull, you
get the horns.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Wake that ass up in the morning. The Breakfast Club
Man, I just wanted to know how you came up
with the donkey.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Of the day, because you today there's a bunch of donkeys.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
That is why, Charlemagne, if we live a life where
we fighte are tongue based off who we may have seen,
we never would say anything.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Else on the Breakfast Club.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
In the words of charlemagnea god, he's a donkey.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Oh man, Charlamagne, you've given donkey of the day to who? Now?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Well, Buster rhymes donkey today for Tuesday, January fourteenth goes
to a fifty three year old Florida man named Donald Callaway.
What did younkle Shawla always say about the great state
of Florida. The craziest people in America come from the
Bronx and all of Florida, and today is no exception. Now,
Donald is an animal lover, guys, Okay, yes, an animal lover.
He's getting donkey of today. Tell everyone that Peter to
(00:55):
gather around an animal lover is getting donkey to day today.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I'm fully aware of what an animal lover is. When
I say animal lover, I mean one of those people
who has a fondness for animals and cares for their
well being. Okay, Donald is very fond of animals. Some
animal lovers may also be concerned with animal rights and
the protection of animal species. I don't know if Donald
cares about animal rights, but I would assume he does.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Because of the love and fondness he shows animals.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Ok Peter, folks, that's what it's all about, right, the
love and fondness of animals. I'm interested to see what
Peter thinks of Donald, because you know, Peter goes hard
for animal rights. But I've never heard of anyone in
Peter showing love to animals like Donald does.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I was looking at Peter's position on pets, and Peter
said it loves and respects the animal companions who share
their homes. Well, Donald loves the animal companions that are
all around him, and he shares a lot with them, not.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Just his home. Okay. See a lot of y'all talk
about your love for things, But are you willing to
put it all on the line? Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Are you willing to put it all on the line
for these things you claim the love? Would you die
put your love of animals? Would you be willing to
give your life for animal rights?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Much?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Well, are you willing to go to jail for your
love of animals? Because Donald Calloway is in fact ready
to go to jail with his love of animals. Okay,
he loves animals so much that he was willing to
take a penitentiary chance for one.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Do you want to hear what he went to jail for.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Well, I will let a police officer from Florida explain
what happened.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Let's listen.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
I've done this job my entire adult life, and occasionally
you run across something that you go, come on, man,
that really didn't happen. But it did. I mean, he
even admitted it. And here's what happened. He said, Well,
you know, I had just some sexual frustration. It was
really stupid. It was a dumb thing to do. Donald Callaway,
(02:42):
who's fifty three from Lake Wells, admitted that because he
was trying to do the wild thing with a horse. Oh, mayor.
The mayor was twenty eight years old. She said, nay,
we tried to interview the horse. She said, in my
twenty eight years in a horse, no one's ever done
anything like that to me before, and I hope it
(03:04):
never happens again. That's right. He tried to engage in
inappropriate conduct with a horse, which is clearly against the law.
Right now, he's out the pasture in the county jail.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Florida is the most unseerious, serious place ever. That was
an actual police officer from Florida who interviewed the horse.
He was talking to, tmc Okay Envy. Donald was sexually frustrated,
so he attempted to have sex with a horse. Let
me give you a little bit more details. First of all,
I'm glad the horse was of age. The horse was
twenty eight, so it's a grown ass horse, okay. But
(03:39):
things were still happening to this horse without the horse's consent.
As far as we know, we all watched mister ed
growing up as a child. If you were born in
the nineteen hundreds, maybe this horse could talk okay, and
she was an adult horse that knew what she wanted.
Maybe Donald calloway had the same power as doctor Dolittle,
and he can understand animals and they can understand him.
So the horse whose name was Raven, fell for his
ris whatever where I was, you know, made Donald pull
(04:02):
his penis out and started boxing the one eyed champ.
Then he started tapping that beef whistle against the horse's nose.
Then he attempted to penetrate said nostrils with his penis. Yes,
he tried to put in the horse's nostrils. Ladies, I
blame y'all. Y'all constantly talking about how you want a
man that's hung like a horse. Well, Donald said, damn,
(04:23):
I gotta see what that's hitting for. But this was
a woman's horse. That didn't make no sense. Now, a
human female body has three perfectly good holes.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Then search your blood sausage in right mouth with gant booty. Okay,
if it's a special occasion in.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
A vagiant right, a mare grown female horse has the same.
Wouldn't trust the mouth, okay, horse got teeth, might mistake
you blowney pwinty four carrot, And you need a ladder
to mount that thing from the back unless it's laying down.
So I guess that just leaves the nostrils of the horse. Look,
I'm not judging times.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
It's hard out here.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Maybe Donald has had enough for humans and he's trying
to get with the horse because he heard people in
relationships with horses have stable relationships. I don't know, but
I just know that animals, as far as we know,
can't give consent.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Right, as far as we know, no means no.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
H In Donald's case, nose means nose, But when it
comes to horses, may means nay. So please give Donald
Callaway the biggest he huh raise, Come on, come.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
On, some things obvious. Okay, this is meth head White
all right.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Look, oh my god, exactly like he was on a
set of Shameless.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Exactly. He definitely he walked off the stead of breaking
bad Christ. He looked like four different type of cult
leaders all in the one damn all right, Well, thank
you for that. Donkey Today, sir, that's just crazy.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
That's disgusting.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Nobody putting no penis and nobody.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Nostrils and the nose though, like then, Donkey Today is
sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael to Bull Lambing, sooft,
don't be a donkey when you need a fighter on
your side.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
If you're ever injured, go.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
To Michael to Bull dot com. That's Michael to Bull
dot com. And when you mess with the bull, you
get the horns.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Wake that ass up in the morning. The Breakfast Club
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