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Speaker 1 (00:01):
This is a miracle, there is no question, and there
are problems in this country between police and community.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yes, you are a donkey.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
The latest on that police killing of a black man,
now the new developments in the definitely spawshooting rampase, then
yes they it was a really bad day for him
and this is what he did, and.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
So we are in a state of emergency. Okay.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
White supremacist violence is always have been the number one
threat to our society.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
But I'm also very proud that my wife was white.
The breakfast club bitches.
Speaker 5 (00:34):
All right, Frenny, please tell me why was I your.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Donkey of the day. Donkey Today for Thursday of January
eleventh goes to one of the most unseerious yet hilarious
places in America, Capitol Hill. Now, I spent a lot
of time watching CNN, MSNBC, Fox News simply because some
of the best comedy in the country is coming from
these places. I know there is places folks go for comedy,
as comedy houses, comedy clubs all over the country. But
the best dramedy, which is my favorite genre, the best
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is coming.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Live from Washington, DC. Okay, Look, I hate to be
the pessimist here.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
But unless God intervened, we are in the America series finale.
All right, listen, all great empires folage some point, it's
inevitable for America to do the same.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
We had a pretty decent run. And I know what
you're thinking.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
If you are a minority in this country, You're like, no,
we have not had a decent run. Listen, trust me,
After this year, you are going to be begging for
old America back.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
All right.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Once this country gets to taste the true fascism and
authoritarian rule, we're gonna be begging to get regular, good
old racist, homophobic, sexist America back. But I digress. Let's
get back to the comedy show that is Capitol Hill. Yesterday,
Hunter Biden, all right, decided to make a surprise guessappearance
to a Congressional contempt hearing about him. Yes, Hunter Biden
refused to appear for a private deposition on Capitol Hill
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as part of Republicans impeachment inquiry and the President Joe Biden,
which centers on allegations of corruption by the President and
his family. And I don't blame Hunter at all. I'm
not doing a private deposition with the ops. Okay, let's
do this publicly for the world to hear, because I
don't trust y'all. They should have sworn him in right
there and spoke to him in front of the world.
But let's look at the reality of the situation. The
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GOP is just torturing Hunter Biden in order to kill Joe.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
That's all it is.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Republicans are given an Hunter Biden, pure hell, torturing him
in front of his father, hoping that President Biden has
a heart attack. That's all this is. Republicans are on
a seek and destroy mission. They just want to hurt
the Bidens, and it's hard to work with people who
aren't operating in good faith. So yes, two Republican Ledhouse
committees passed resolutions recommending that Hunter Biden be found and
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contempt the Congress for refusing to be deposed behind closed doors.
But yeah, you not talking to me behind closed doors.
I'm sure all of us at some point have been
told if someone walks upon you with a gun or
a weapon and tries to get you to go somewhere else,
you don't go.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Whatever you want to do, do it to me right here.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
That's the position Hunter Biden is in, And I don't
blame him for not going behind closed doors with people
who are clearly out to get him and his family.
I'm sure that's why he came to the hearing to
let y'all know I'm not hiding when I'm not going
behind closed.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Doors with y'all. I thought he was a complete.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Sucker for storming out, but I'm glad he did because
the comedy.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
That ensued was priceless.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Now let's start with the congress woman from South Carolina
and Nancy Mason. She said it off on Hunter because
she was one of the only Republicans who had the
opportunity to directly confront him.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Let's listen.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
First of all, my first question is who bribed Hunter
Biden to be here today?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
That's my first question. Second question, You are the epitome
of white privilege coming into the Oversight Committee, spitting in
our face, ignoring a congressional subpoena to be deposed. What
are you afraid of? You have no balls to come
up here, and mister chairman, wart of iny.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Mister Chairman, I think that that Hunter Biden should be
arrested right here, right now and go straight to jail.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
You are the epitome of white privilege and you have
no balls.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Fun fact, Nancy Mason and I attended the same high school,
Strafford High School, Goose Creek, South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Dropping the clues bomb for Scraford.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
High School, she dropped out, I got kicked up, and
her mother and my mother will both teachers at the
same school. Yes, Miss may SMIs McKelvey. I can't make
this up to me and Nancy cool all right. I
disagree with her that Hunter has no balls. I think
it takes a lot of balls to show up to
a contempt hearing about yourself, especially when you know what
the backlash will be because you already ignored this subpoena.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
And I do agree.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
It is a level of white privilege and who my
daddy is that made Hunter move like this. But it's
also Nancy what we call caucassidy unmelanated gall.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
That's what Hunter was really showing, y'all.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
He had the caucassidy, the unmelanated gall, the wipe his
ass with y'all subpoena, just like Donald Trump has always done.
Now it gets better. Representative Robert Garcia, California. He started
going in on Marjorie Tayler Green and he tapped her
jaw for showing penis picks that hearings in the past.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Listen, it's really.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Interesting to hear the gentle lady from Georgia speak about
Hunter Biden leaving. And she is a person that showed
nude photos of Hunter Biden, showing showing picks in this
committee room of Hunter to this committee, in this very room.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
What the hell is happening on Capitol Hill penis picks.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Purity is out the window in politics, or should I
say the perception of purity. We know y'all have never
been pure, but there's no need to keep acting like it.
Y'all ghetto just like the rest of the world. Y'all
just chose to go into politics. There's one more I
want to play before I get into my favorite part.
This is Representative Prima Primila Jaya Powell. I'm messing her
name all the way, yes, but listen to what she
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said about Donald Trump and what he incited.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
But if we're gonna talk about outrageous things that have
happened or things that have never happened, let's talk about
the fact that President Trump incited an erection and.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Maybe that too.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Wow, they can talk about that too, I guess maybe
that too.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
I know yesterday was hump dy all right, But between
Nancy Mays talk about balls, Robert Garcia's golden Marjorie Tailorgreen
for penis picks, and Representative Jayapal saying Trump incided an erection,
y'all was extra honey on Capitol Hill yesterday it was
a party par Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Now, I want to know who's erection to Trump in site?
Speaker 4 (05:59):
We found out last year it was the Democratic Senate
staff of having sex with another man in the Senate
hearing room. So we already know that men insight other
men to have erections on the hill.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
So who amongst us has a ding dong for the Donald?
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Now let's get into my favorite part of yesterday's mess
when Hunter by the oh we got bought?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
This is the best part.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
When Hunter Biden stormed out the House House hearing after
showing up unexpectedly.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
He stepped out of the.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Frying pan into the fire because there was a reporter
on the scene asking all the questions inquiring minds wanted
to know.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Listen, please, I'll answer your question if you beat quiet
and let me make a statement.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Okay, practice you normally.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Smoke, mister Biden.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
What kind of crack do you normally smoke? There's more
where the rest of it at? That? When he asked
about what type of crack, it was y'all don't have that.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Huh gosh, come on, man, y'all always failed me here.
I truly don't know how shoals like SNL are still
on because everything is a spoof and real life is funnier.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Daily Show, Where are are you? Okay?
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Nobody makes fun of political news stories better than the
Daily Show? When are y'all coming back? And with what hosts?
I'm getting sidetracked dropping the clues bombs to the reporter
for asking real questions, okay, the real questions.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
People wanted to know. Do we have that? Do we
have the rest of it?
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Chet? Okay, well, never mind, people wanted to know these things.
You remember when my good brother Killer Mike was on
one of my TV shows that got canceled, and he said, this.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
Jail because you don't want to sell that smoking cracking constitute.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
He's right, okay.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
And furthermore, the reporter asked Hunter Biden, not only you
know you are you smoking crack? What type of crack
do you smoke? I have no idea I had no
idea that was types of crack? Did you know that envy?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
I did not.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
What level of privilege do you have to be able
to have uh to get types of crack? Is that
like a crack in Robbins folks go to so they
can taste thirty one flavors of that fried cocaine.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
What flavors do they have?
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Pistachio, almond cracked, strawberryry, cheese crack, rainbow Sherbert crack, Reese's
peanut butter crack, Oreo cookies, and crack mint chocolate crack.
I didn't know when we referred to crack as butter.
We was talking about Peacan's old fashioned butter pecan crack.
That reporter did fantastic, But he would have really stuck
the landing if he knew kulture, Because you're supposed to
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end that line of questioning with the famous words of
Morgan Freeman playing Joe clark On, lean on.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Me, you're smoke crack.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Don't you h your smoke cracked?
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Don't you look at me by smoke crack?
Speaker 4 (08:31):
If you would have hit him with that, if he
would have hit on a bidon with that ten ten
all across the board, listen, man, do y'all understand that
it's only January eleventh of twenty twenty four and it's
an election year. I knew the series finale of America
was gonna be great, but we.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Haven't even gotten to the good part yet.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
As the good brother, Little du Ball says, if you're
not laughing at life, you are missing the point.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Furthermore, what else we supposed to do? Okay?
Speaker 4 (08:56):
I truly believe this is above all of us. Now,
only God can figure any of this because humans simply can't.
Please let me, Mom, give everybody on Capitol healthy entire
Congress donkey of today.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Hee ha he ha, you stupid mother? Are you dumb?
All right?
Speaker 5 (09:15):
Yes, well, thank you for that donkey today? Now we
come back, Let's open up the phone lines.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Ain't got nothing we do.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Let's talk parental competition. I'm gonna tell you where this
comes from. Shout to Macau. Producer came up with this idea.
He was asking, as parents, do y'all have friendly competition?
And what does that mean?
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Well?
Speaker 5 (09:35):
Travis Balker's ex wife expresses a frustration that she consistently
uh tries to outdo her in parenting. Well, what does
that mean explained. So when the kids are out with mommy,
they might do something else, But when the kids are
out with dadd or, you try to make it even
more fun. You try to make it better. You try
to make the experience better with dad than you do
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with mom. So that is the question. Eight hundred and
five eighty five one oh five to one. Do y'all
have parental competition? You don't have that with your wife
when you go to kid.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
No, why what's the point.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
We're a family, we're having a good time together. No,
you're stupid. So if you do stuff like that, I
can I can see you doing dumb sy No.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
I do fun stuff with the kids that I know
that mom won't do. Like I know that if I
take my kids to the jumpparll, I know my wife's
not jumping around and no damn jump hall. But I
do it with my kids because we have more fun.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Yeah, we got a competition though, because she's choosing. She
don't want to do it. That's true. It's not even competition.
She don't want to do it, that's true.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
But that's the question. Eight hundred and five eight five
one oh five one. We're talking parental competition. Do you
have that competition within your family? Less discussed, Not if
it's a family.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Maybe if y'all separated and you know, you got a
house over here, she got a house over there, and
y'all not together, But there's no competition if y'all have a.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Family, why we let's discuss. It's the breakfast Luggle morning,
the breakfast Club,