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Speaker 1 (00:03):
It's time for Donkey of the Day. Donkeys of the Day.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I'm a Democrat, so being Junky of the day is
a little bit of a mixed question.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
So like a donkey, donk here of today the club bitches.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Now, I've been called a lot of my twenty three years,
but donkey of the day is a new white one.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yeah, Donkey of Today for Friday, June second, goes to
Caney Creek High School in Conroe, which is a town
outside of Houston, and Donkey is going to the Montgomery
County District Attorney's office. Okay, Now, I might be wrong.
I might be on the wrong side of history with
this one, because I feel these two teenagers are being railroaded. See,
two teenagers are both facing felony charges after their senior
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prank caused multiple students to be hospitalized. Listen to me,
as a person who refuses to grow up and loves
a great prank. Okay, in fact, the pranks get better
or older you get because you have more experience, more wisdom,
and more resources that execute some phenomenal ones. Okay, But
as a person who refuses to grow up, I stay
in with these two teenagers named Diego Flores and David
Navaret Ar sorry, they are facing third degree felony charges
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for a prank. Would you like to note what the
prank was. Let's go to ABC thirteen for the report.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Police conor id.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Wouldn't answer our questions today on how their investigation led
to these felony charges, only referring us to the district attorney,
So we went to the DA's office. They say they
can't comment on active cases, but did send us a
statement saying we can affirm that the initial evidence outlined
in the charges indicate that this incident goes beyond the
scope of a benign school prank. While being mindful of
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these details, we also fully understand and acknowledge the youth
of the individuals involved in the case. The potential for
impulsive decisions, especially among younger individuals, is a factor we
consider during our pursuit of justice. Court documents say the
students admitted to bringing a can labeled fart spray into
school and spraying it.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Come on, man, now.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
They faced third degree felony charges in up to ten
years in prison for what invest to geeters have deemed
a prohibited weapon.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
You heard what they did.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
They bought some spray to school, sprayed in the school,
and the smell was so bad that the school was
evacuated twice trying to find the source. Okay, seven students
would take it to the hospital for further care after
complaining about headaches and nausea. Let me tell you something, man,
If that prank is considered a third degree felony, then
I need to be under the jail. Okay, come lock
me up right now, because I've done way worse pranks
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than that, and I will not tell you any of them,
because clearly, the rules of engagement in twenty twenty three
are not the same as the rules of engagement in
the nineteen hundreds. Okay, farts pray, faughtspray.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
I was playing with faught spray in middle school.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Okay, liquid ass, spray, stink bombs, fart in the can.
That's light work, all right. I come from an era
where I've seen kids say forget the sprays. I'm gonna
use my own ass, all right. I'm talking about walk
up to a teacher, toot that thing up in earth,
and they face and let one rip. Right.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Where did you go to school?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Berkeley Middle School, Berkeley High School, Monks Corner, South Carolina
up on the clothes bombs for the A four to
three m. I've seen a person digging their ass and
then tell the teacher they got something on their face.
And when the teacher camp find what's on their face
because nothing is there, the person said, right there, right there,
and put that stinky finger right under the teacher's knuckle. Okay,
that's a felon. That should be that should actually be
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considered as sult all right. But spraying some fart spray
in a school that should just be some discipline. They
should definitely face a punishment from the school, but arrested
and giving felony charges come on, man, facing.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Up to ten years. Oh damn it. Man.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Charges need to be bought up against the manufacturers of
a far spray, because where else can a person use
fart spray. You're gonna use it in the church, that
would be hilarious, all right. You're gonna use it at
your job maybe, but school is the best place. I've
known people who have bought dog poop to school. Smith
the dog poop on all the railings and door knobs
they could and then pull the fire alarm so people
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are rushing to get out and they touching all this
stuff as they're rushing out. So fartspray please far spray
was being let off on busses in the nineteen hundreds
like it was nothing. Okay, here's the thing. What if
my farts are actually that potent? What if I let
one or two rip, which I would never do because
I don't fart in my clothes. But what if I
let one or two go and they smelled worse than
the fards spray? What if my natural ass gas stints
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was so bad that the school would have had to
been evacuated. What if people would have had to be
rushed to the hospital just because of my pure organic farts.
You're gonna lock me up for that. You're gonna lock
me up because I'm lactose in tolerant but couldn't resist
the ice cream at lunch. You're gonna lock me up
because those hard boiled eggs I ate for breakfast came
back to haunt me.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
What if I have white castles or two chicken casadilias
from Taco Bell and I got the little ass gas
going and I let it go, You're gonna lock me
up for that?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Because some people got sick.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Of course you wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
All right, once again, should these teenagers be punished by
the school?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Should they have been arrested and given fell any charges?
Speaker 4 (04:51):
No?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Come on, man, Red fought on these young men's felling
the charges. That's right.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Some ass gas.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Give me some ass gas for the Caney Creek High
School and Conroe. Give me a good one, nice wet one. Ooh,
there you go. Give me another one for the Montgomery
District Attorney's office. Give me one for them. Oh yes, yes, yes, Now,
please give Caney Creek High School and the Montgomery DA's
office the biggest he huh. Justice for Diego Flores and
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David Navaret arse, justice for them. Okay, yes, question, why
are you looking your lift throughout this whole segment?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
How was it?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I always tell you that when a man falls around,
another man is flirting, And it's very ironic that you
decided to be licking your lips throughout this whole segment
about people foughting. Let me ask you a question. Now
that middle school you went to, that Berkeley Middle School,
baby was happening at eight four three we out here.
A lot of grades came out of Berkeley middle school.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
That was like a real school, like a Hunt Hunt
like like a real school, like like anet like like, yeah,
the real school.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
You don't the teacher at school Stephen Colbert's brother, Jeff
uh Colbert, but it's Colbert.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
I've never heard of anybody putting John Coop on the
rails and then pulling in.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
The middle school. I ain't say that, I said, I know people.
I ain't say that was that was actually in Jersey.
They ain't had nothing to do with us. Okay, that one.
Don't blame that one on us.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
I just talked.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
I was just telling some stories about things I heard. Okay,
that's all I said. That's it, all right, Well, thank
you for that donkey today. Yeah, your bid is a prank.
Let me telling you know. I's bid is a prank.
I bet you Avery won't do like this on camera.
Tell him me put his head up like that. Tellnmy
and you put your head up like this, look to
the sky and b E T we'll see you guys later.
(06:42):
If you look to the sky, it looked like when
the beach meet to see because it's all black, black black,
and then it just gets great right under here.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
B E T will see you, guys is a prank.
Everybody else. Let's open up the phone lines. We're talking
about the most plausible moments that we've heard. Come on
now because one five eight five, one oh five one.
We want to know what the more? What was passible
moment you heard. Let's let's play a couple of them.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Listen, we got bad gave us an amazing.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
What this boosy badass? I don't know what you just
called the boosy bag like I just got possessed by
Jamaican just now for no reasons.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
The spirit is afar. It just brushed through me just
now as well. He was on the show this morning.
This is what he said. That was very possible up and.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
They had a white San Diego police he said, men,
I was a paramedic. He eating. I told him, going
my sack in a car and getting my my sugar
squeeze in my mouth because he was a paramedic. Before
the dude saved me, bro ran on my sack, skirted
in my mouth.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
A damn boosty.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
All right, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
What else we have? Who else we have?
Speaker 6 (07:44):
Let me tell you something about the mid Cadallary chokolate.
When you put that woop cream on top, and that
chaka syrup and that steam milk before you even drink it,
when you have it in your hands and you feel
how warm it is, and you're saying, man, when I
take a sick with this, and then you take it
sit and now group creams on your face and even
hits your nose. You don't even get mad. You don't
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even wipe it off because you immediately go back in
for more hot chocolate. And then after the whooped cream
is gone, then you realize, Wow, if your voice starts.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Sounding better, damn Calid the cream made his voice sound better.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Who else we got? Who else we got?
Speaker 6 (08:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (08:20):
I love this drink.
Speaker 6 (08:22):
When you like this, daddy, I like when I like that?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Did you miss me?
Speaker 5 (08:30):
Why won't you party with me for your birthday? Man?
Speaker 1 (08:33):
We party for my birthday before you came to my party.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
No, but me and you ain't never really party. He
wants you to take that. Take that. That's Diddy. Okay,
So we got Boosy. We try to see what Boosy
stacks up with some of these all time great boy,
we got Cadlid Diddy. Oh, we gotta have skip Bayliss
in there. So right, I just busted right inside it
and he can't extend on me anymore, and he seems.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
A little overwhelmed by my girth and tonnage. Right, what
my god? God? All right, anybody else? We gotta have
Jason six?
Speaker 5 (09:04):
I want a twelve inch from the Cusins.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
That was Ernie Thompson Christ who else got?
Speaker 7 (09:13):
All series long, we've been able to penetrate their bigs,
Get Deep Suck the d N, and then we got
Spot up Shooters.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Okay, whoa, we need to know.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
I gotta hear that one again, but I know you
want to hear it again.
Speaker 7 (09:25):
All series long, we've been able to penetrate their bigs,
Get Deep Suck the d N, and then we got
Spot up Shooters.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Okay, So where does Boosy stack up against these all
time greats? We need to know right now, we gotta
go to commercials.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
We need to know, right undred five eight five one
five one. Let's discuss who's got the best one. It's freaky, freaky,
freaking Friday, damn.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
And does Boosy stack up with these? I think?
Speaker 7 (09:43):
So?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
All right, it's the Breakfast Club, good morning.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
And dude, save me ran on my sack skirted the
ship in my mouth.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
God damn boosy. It's freaky Friday, God damn. The Breakfast Club.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Donkey today is brought to you by the law office
of Michael s lam and Soft.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Don't be a docky.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Die pound two fifty on your cell and say the bull.
If you've been hurt in a construction accident, that's pound
two five to ozo from your cell and say the bull.