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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Dan thankybody come to the breakfast club. I call this
the sea around you don't control. I'm not even doing you.
I'm so peg are yo so pay the world's most
dangerous morning jo DJ Pitch ANGELI. I stay in everybody's business,
but in a good way. Charlomagne, the god, the ruler,

(00:23):
rubbing you the wrong way. The breakfast club ain't for everybody.
Good morning you s a yo yo yo yo yo
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yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo.
Good morning Charlomie, Good morning Angela. Yet piece to the
planet is Friday? Was Friday? Yes yesterday was a big day. Well,
I was just today a big day. What happened yesterday?
Well for me, yesterday, well it was a big day

(01:05):
for me, and I'm very excited. So you can say
congratulations because I did get my minority and a woman
own a business certification, which is a huge deal. It's
a long process that I've been going through for a
few months to get certified. What's that mean exactly? So
it's for small disadvantaged as they say, businesses and underutilized businesses.

(01:26):
So now I can get contracts with the city for
my jusepar highly disadvantage. You're making money out here in
each Greece. Well, just because my business is a minority
and a woman own business. So now I can get
all kinds of contracts and things done. It's a great
certification has so if you have a small business in
your city or whatever, you can go and get this
m M. They call it an m I think it's

(01:47):
an mwbe someone's like rich people welfare. M No, it's not.
It's not welfare at all. Basically, it just gives you
access to get certain contracts like they might do things
like say the airport Guardia Airport is doing this whole
construction right, so now they're saying maybe sixty percent of
those businesses have to be women owned businesses. And I'm certified,

(02:09):
so I haven't as Oh there's in congratulations. Sound like
you're making some money somewhere. God damnit. Okay, dropping a
clues bombs fans league, Yeah, I said, allows you to
take advantage of certain things, just because they want to
make sure that we have you know, we've been at
a disadvantage for quite some time. And Okay, both a
minority and a woman. Okay, all right, so you're in Wyoming,
not in Wyoming. I'm in La. Oh, well, you were

(02:31):
in Wyoming. I was in Wyoming for a brief second yesterday.
I didn't go to the big Illuminati bonfire that they
had the for Kanye was his listening party, But I
was in Wyoming for a quick second yesterday. Come to
find out that Wyoming is like a hot spot for creatives.
People have been going to this uh particular place in
Wyoming for years. I think it's Jackson Hole, and they

(02:54):
go there and they write movies, and they write television
shows and they do albums like that's the thing. Who knew?
Who knew? It? Was? It? What you do? Tell us
some information? Um? I mean I heard the album. Is
the album out? Somebody tell me? Somebody told me the
album's not on title or Apple is out? Though, right,
So where is it that I don't know? Listen, I
was watching the game yesterday. I'm not gonna lie. I

(03:16):
was watching the game one. I will say this. When
I was there yesterday, the album was still in the
process of being uh furnished, like like like like lines
were still being added and uh songs were still being
mixed and mastered, so I don't know what the hell
is going. Isn't that amazing that people can just go
ahead and do an album and turn it in the
day of and then put it out. I'm very I'm

(03:38):
really intrigued by that, Like, I mean that that Those
are the kind of questions that I was asking yesterday
because I was wondering, because I mean, I'm not a
rapper or singer, so I was wondering, like, was it
easier back in the day to create an album and
then have an actual release date when you turn it in?
Or is it all right? Hey, how does this sound?
How does this sound? How's it sound? Let's get to it.
It's cool. I mean, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

(04:00):
I don't like to put expectations on anything. I want
everybody to hear for themself during the weekend and then
we listen to it on Monday. Okay, I can only
tell you that I like it. I don't know how
everybody else is gonna feel, but I like it well
as far as Kanye albums go, right fairly to tell man,
it just can't literally literally, And by the way, I
haven't even heard the album probably how it's supposed to

(04:22):
be sequenced and everything. I just heard the songs that
I heard yesterday, the final songs that were supposed to
be on the album. All Right, all right, so you
had a good time in Wyoming hanging out with Kanye.
Wyoming was actually whyman was actually cool? I was. I was.
I was impressed by Wyoming. I was impressed by the
air in Wyoming, like it's a It's a serene, peaceful,
calm vibe in Wyoming. I can see why creatives go

(04:44):
there to create, Okay, I can I can totally see
why it ain't no black people though, best be clear,
that was probably the most black people ever was in
Wyoming yesterday ever at one time. Alright, alright, alright, I'm
trying to see who was there. I'm looking at Faller,
I'm looking at ball Alert, I see Scott. Is that
Scott does it? I don't know who that is? And

(05:05):
I had some elk? You ever had elk? No? What's
that elk? The big ass animal with the horns and
the animal Now, I don't think I would eat that,
Oh man, elk, I don't think I would eat that.
I'm not good at experimenting with food. All right. The
locals were saying, how good the elks. I ain't like
no elk, And I've been foughting all morning and I've
never smelled my thoughts have never smelt like this, so
I'm pretty sure that's the elk. Yeah, farts are elkie?

(05:28):
All right. Well, this morning, Neil Brennan will be joining us.
My guy, Neil Brennan. We all know him as one
of he's like a co creator of The Chappelle Show
pretty much with Dave Chappelle, a co writer. Right Dave
Chappelle was a rapper, they would say that Neil might
have been his ghostwriter, but not true. They were collaborator. Also,
Gerald Kelly, the comedian, will be joining us this morning. Yes,

(05:50):
they'll be here because they'll be at Caroline's just Sunday.
So if you haven't gotten your tickets to go see them,
go get them right now. So we're very funny. We'll
have a very funny morning. Charlottagne will give us some
more information on what happened in Wyoming with Kanye's album,
and we do have front page news on the way.
Front page news, we'll be talking about a place where
you can move to that people they will pay you

(06:11):
if you move there. Sounds good, all right? Front page
News next on the Breakfast Club. Hello, Hey, it's the word.
David's wanting to show the Breakfast Club. Charlomagne and God Angelie.
What the hell is dj NBA? He didn't we Trinidad
and Tobago. Are you sure you're not in the Wyoman?
I'm positive they didn't sacrifice him last night. I saw
DJ Clue was there, saw my girl Stephanie Santiago from

(06:32):
Lip Service was there. I ain't see none of those people. Okay, okay,
Now we got Front page News getting started. Do you
ask the game last night? Go to Stay Worriors to
beat the Cleveland Cavaliers in overtime one twenty four to
one fourteen, drop on a clues bomb for Jay as
smith Man. I laughed so hard at smith last night.
Nothing made me chuckle more than Jay Asmith because I

(06:54):
really don't know what the hell Jay Asmith was thinking. Now,
let's keep it real. That was a close game. You
didn't think it was going to be that close? Why? Why?
Why not? Because everybody thought that the Warriors are gonna
sweep the Cavaliers, they were gonna blow them out. A
sweepers games. Though, that means like they'll beat them four games,
and I know what I mean, but I'm saying everybody
thought it was gonna be just a wash, like it
was boring and they were going to kill them, and

(07:16):
it was actually pretty close until over time. Now here's
what jas necessarily think that though. Well a lot of
people have been saying that. Now here's what j R.
Smith had to say, because he knew they were tied.
But this is what happened. You know you were tired.
You didn't think you were eating No, I shouldn't. I
knew we were tired. Just I thought it was gonna
call timeout because they're at the rebound. In the replay,

(07:37):
it looked like you said to a Brian thought we
were ahead. I thought we were ahead. I would have
just held up to the ball problem. But clearly that
wasn't a care. Shut the hell up forever. If you
don't shut the f up forever. He did not know
what was going on. Okay, just be honest with yourself
and say you made a mistake. You made a mental mistake.
It was a mental hiccup. It happens. It happens to

(07:59):
you all the time. You got Hennessy in your water bottle.
I guess he was saying. He looked at Lebron. He
thought Lebron was gonna call it time out or something
like that. Man a Lebron. Uh, what's the god named
joshpy I have had to do is get the rebound
and shoot a quick lay up. He was right there
by the goal. You don't run all the way past
the three point n All right, Well, here's what the
head coach, Tyrone Lou had to say. He thought was over.

(08:19):
I thought it was over, and now we were up
on him. You can't make those mistakes. You can't make
those mistakes. Man. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. By
the way, Joshman have been in the league way too
long to make those kind of mistakes. All right now,
I was telling you that you can move someplace and
get paid to move there. Vermont will pay you ten
thousand dollars if you move there and work wherever. You
have to move remotely, So to be eligible, you have

(08:41):
to be a full time employee for an out of
state business, work primarily from home or a co working
space in Vermont, and become a full time resident on
or after January first twenty nineteen. That don't that don't
sound too promising, That don't sound like enough money for
me to move to Vermont ten thousand dollars. Now, I'm
not gonna front. I'm not gonna sneam because I slept
on why woman, But I just don't see why I

(09:02):
would go live in Vermont. I but mine's actually very beautiful.
That's the first place I haven't when snowboarding was in Vermont.
I don't think out like a big meth problem or something.
Oh I don't know. I didn't. I didn't notice that
there's some type of prescription drug problem. But I think
it's meth though. But the only thing about that is
you have to pay taxes in Vermont income tax, and
then wherever you're working from, So I don't know that's

(09:23):
out Vermont is Bernie Sanders. And it was a TV
show back in the day that used to be based
out of Vermont. What's that show called? Somebody tweeting me
and tell me that show called what's that show called? What?
Eddie trying to tell me what's the show? What New Heart?
New Heart? I think it was New Heart. There you
go out, all right? Eddie was New Heart? I had
to take my headphones off to hear him. All right,

(09:45):
And Donald Trump says, it looks like he's trying to
clear some of his friends from the Apprentice. He's trying
to do some presidential pardons. He's considering a pardon for
Martha Stewart and commuting the sentence of incarcerated former Illinois
Governor Rod Blagoyevich. So they both were on the Apprentice,
and actually Martha Stewart had her spin off The Apprentice,

(10:05):
Martha Stewart as well. This guy, all right, well, that
is your front page news doing next. This is when
you guys can call us up. I want to know
if anybody heard Kanye's album also Charlemagne, you kind of
heard it, but not You don't know if I heard.
You don't know if it was how it's supposed to
be released. And yeah, I heard all the songs that

(10:26):
are going to be on the album, but I was
I thought the album's coming out last night at midnight,
but apparently it's not on none of the screaming services.
So how are people hearing the album? You get the
album because I know Death Jam didn't send it to us. Well,
one of our producers ripped it off a SoundCloud. To
be honest, Jesus Christ, that album was on SoundCloud. Yes,
I don't know what's going on. All right, Well we'll

(10:47):
talk about it, but you guys can call us up
if you want to vent get some things up your chests.
I know it's Friday, so call us up. Eight hundred
five A five one oh five one in the name
of her breakfast club, wake up, wake up, wake y'all.
If you're trying to get it off your chest because

(11:08):
you're a man or black, we want to hear from
you on the breakfast Well, good morning. Was this? This
is Rico from Jacksonville, Florida, all the way from eight
h three Charlotte. Man, what to do? Metro was happening
my brother? Hey man, I'm just calling to get something
as much as man, I'm just excited to be I
want let's see you guys every day. But I'm starting
to start up my own little platform, Black End. You're
trying to get all these black people, you know, all

(11:29):
the black communities, just shouting them out, whether they're doing
you know, music, lifestyle, graduating, you know, just pushing themselves.
So I'm just trying to shout out the Instagram and
get everybody popping on that, you know, try to get
everybody in the new your ways. I like that. I
like that was the Instagram, sir. Right now we're basing
it out of the Lost music. The X is in
place of the Oak so pH E l x ST music,

(11:50):
and then we're gonna be pushing it out, trying to
get it popping by the end of the summer. Man,
I'm not gonna lie. Man. Misspelling things used to make
so much sense to me when I was younger. Now
I don't even know what the hell did you say,
the Locks music or the lost like the lost? Yeah,
the eggs is the old man. Try to distinguish it
a little bit, you know. All right, Well, congratulations brother,
keep growing, Thank you man. Let's I think you. Let's

(12:11):
see you guys every morning. Keep doing what you do. Yeah,
I love you. Charlotte Mane. You already know Metro in there. Man.
Now go wear condoms, brother, go wear condoms. All right?
Thank you, Rico. Next step? Who's this? Hey? Trap? What's good? Trap?
Nothing much? Nothing less? Tell me what's up? Sis? How

(12:32):
are you? Sir? Another another day for you to enter
the back door and enter our Lives Charm. Are you
back in New York or in La? I'm in La
because I'm doing Bill Martin. I'm Bill Martin, the Bill
Marshall on HPO. Oh, Kanye ex flew out the White Woman.
I was. I was in White Woman yesterday, but now

(12:53):
I'm in La. Oh you're flowing out again? Uh you? Oh? Yeah,
I'm doing in the Bill Marshaw to Night. So the
Bill Marshaw flew me out to the La. Charlomagne getting
flown out again. Listen, Charlomagne doing something right. NBA isn't
trined that. And Tobago he got flown out as well.
Oh okay, I was called a friend of positive to

(13:15):
this morning and just you know, let the world know
have a great day today and stept the bars because
you know, I can't stand the bars. And that's so
glad that Nicky pushed her album back and they don't
wait another four years. Are you gonna watch her documentary? Um?
Do you think I'm gonna watch nick mana documentary? Yeah?
So at least you can talk about it, yo. Do
you know that you know the room? You know? I

(13:35):
heard a song yesterday that Kanye has on his album
and Uh, it's a verse where he's talking about his
daughters and he references Nicki Minaj, and then Nicky talks
at the end of the song, and they're saying that
Nicki actually wrote Kanye's verse. I can believe that. Yeah,
that's the that's the that's the word is ridiculous, that's
just it's just her. I get it. You listen, some

(13:57):
some artists fans make me dislike them to, I get it.
What's the name MC Kanye's album, Charlomagne, just call ya? Okay?
Exciting the name name Kanye's album? Yes, yeah, okay, Well
we all know that Nicki Minaj's album is a time
of self proclaimed queen. So you're gonna go make sure
y'all gonna get okay bye, traf is called shady Queen

(14:20):
trav you have. It's so shady, all right? Call us up,
tell us what you want to get off your chests?
Winning how's your five or five? One oh five? One
is the breakfast club. The breakfast club. This is your
time to get it off your chest, whether you're mad
or blast So please better have the same industry we
want to hear from you on the breakfast club. Hey,

(14:42):
good morning, it's the breakfast club. Tell us what you
want to get off your chest this morning. Good morning Angelo.
Let me make a public service announcement. Okay, man, if
you ain't got the pipework, if your pipework is tiny,
don't be mad when it reach out to you. Yo,
don't don't don't little pep, shame it what happens. Let

(15:03):
me give you Charlottagne. You know I love you, but
stop being a cancer. I need. I need this dude
for about three years. Um, I'm going to ask my
fums in leave room because he don't need TVA. This
tobago got dressed to school, thank you. Um, I need
just got to about three years. And we were a
really good friends and I gave him a shot. You know.
I was like, all right, you know what, maybe you

(15:24):
know she's a great guy. You know, she's a really
nice dude. But I'm sorry he did not have the
pipe works to back it up for me. It was
not going to happen too little. Oh yes, girl, it was.
It lacked. It lacked. I'm a big girl and I
need big pipe works. So if you ain't got the
pipe works, you know, so they can't get a second chance. Oh, hell, No,

(15:46):
that would never happen. I don't go backwards. I only
go forwards. You. I'll back it up, I'll back it up.
I'll back it up. But you know what gentleman needs
to know. If you ain't got it, we could always
purchase it at the store. Are you going to tell
him why he can't get a second chance? Are you
gonna tell him he got little meat? No? Why you
already know he ain't got no meat. This is a shame.

(16:07):
You know what I hate about little meat? The fact
that a man can't do anything to make his meat bigger.
Like if girls don't like the side of they ask
or the size of their breast, they can get it
in hands. Men can't do nothing with a little penis
Actually you actually can? They do have lengtheners that you
can do. I ain't seen no LinkedIn. I know they
go not asked common, but you can. Yes, okay, Well,

(16:27):
good morning. You want to give up your chest this
morning with us? I'm warning Brick, how y'all doing this morning? Good?
How are you? Who's this? I'm well, Angela, this is
trade trade? What's good? I just wanted to call you
and then congratulate you on such a commendable achievement. That
is so awesome because the juice bard is helping the
culture out is progressive black people moving forward, so that's

(16:48):
that's a huge deal. So I wanted to call it gratulations.
Thank you. I appreciate that, And I actually have something
else that's gonna be great for the community that's coming
up really soon. I can't wait to make that announcement
and you're gonna love it. Also. I appreciate that and
ask you how to get my juices right because I've
been trying to juice at home, but anything I put
spinage in automatically turned green. And I'll be very It's
nothing wrong with it being green as long as it

(17:09):
tastes good. But I'd be worrying, like you know, you're
gonna tumbler, you're going pintriest, and you see the different colors,
like the very juices. I try to add a little
spinage in there and it always thinks out. Don't don't
worry about the color. Just make sure it tastes good.
The color does not Matta, green juice is very good
for you, though most of my juices are green all
the time. Anyway, all right, who wants to get it
off their chests with us on the Breakfast Club. Good

(17:30):
morning and jo how you doing, Mommy? Good morning? How
you doing? Boo? What's your name? Selling money? And Julie you.
First of all, I want to say you're so beautiful.
You probably heard that every day, But no, I don't
thank you. I appreciate that. My question is on this
this academic of koney Man. A lot of these guys
out here and a lot of these melanated people, Um,
they're more trying to get their money instead of being

(17:53):
for the cause of being on cold. And I wanted
to know what you think about that, because I can't
differentiate Kanye West's political view been his music. That's just
me personally. It's a flippy foot because if he if
he's producers for nas A Mina, looking Na's funny style,
I kind of look in that push the funny style.
Do you think that's an extreme point of view? And
I hate the answer off, Yeah, have a good thing. Okay,

(18:15):
he's just wait for the answer. He doesn't want it here.
I guess he'll listen. And first of all, I think
that the twenty eighteen definition of cooning is different than
what the definition of cooning, truly is the cooning is
any black person that is reinforcing the negative stereotypes of
black people. So, by definition, ninety five percent of your

(18:35):
favorite rappers have been coons for eternity, whether it was
your favorite rappers talking about killing people, whether it was
your favorite rappers talking about selling dope, whatever, anybody that
was reinforcing the negative stereotypes of black people is considered
the coons. What do you think about him not being
able to separate Kanye's political views from his work, his
art work. I mean, I can understand that. I mean

(18:55):
a lot of people have that struggle when it comes
to Bill Cosby, when it comes to r Kelly, when
it comes to Chris Brown. Like everybody's questioning you know,
people's morals and their values and their beliefs, and can't
we separate the art from the artist. So I'm hard
for you to want to support somebody when you don't
support their views. I mean, it's a it's an individual thing.
Like you know, people can't like I know, I used

(19:15):
to love watching Seinfeld, but then after Kramer said the
N word and said all those racist things, I stopped
watching the reruns. Yeah, and I don't listen to all
Kelly music, but I'll definitely I'll definitely watch Cosby Show reruns.
So I mean it's like it's it's all based on
the individual. We all got to do those more morality
checks with ourselves. Well, I hope you listen to our answer.

(19:35):
All right, Well that is you guys getting it off
your chest this morning, telling us why you're mad and
telling us why you're a blasted. Coming up, we do
have Rumor Report and we are going to talk about
Kanye's listening. I saw they were a lot of big
celebrities out there, Chris rock to on the Hill, but
get all into it, and we got some of those
songs for you. It's the Breakfast Club, The Breakfast Club.

(19:59):
She's filling the This is the Rumor Report with Angela
Yee on the Breakfast Club. Oh and yeah it is
the same time zone there. I just look all right,
So let's talk about this Kanye West ya album. Now.
The album, I guess is available on an app or
some app or something like that today and are one

(20:20):
of our producers was able to get it off of SoundCloud,
So I know it's not that easy to find if
you're looking to listen to the Yea album, So it's
not on Title Apple and none of those streamers on
the streaming It's not on any streaming services. It's goddamn
Kanye want to be a rebel so bad? All right now.
He also had a listening yesterday. I didn't make it,
but shout out to Mike Kays. It was his birthday,
so I stayed here in the city to go to

(20:41):
Mike Kays's birthday party. And Jay Electronica had a show,
so I was in New York. But it was a
last minute thing for some people. I guess they didn't
tell people until the day before that they were flying
out to Wyoming. Chris Rock was there, Jonah Hill, Big Sean, Push,
the t Too chains, a lot of people flew out.
Candice Owens was there. As the only person I saw

(21:01):
was Chris Rock. And you know, interestingly enough, Chris was there.
I didn't see him meither. Chris Rock was actually there.
Chris Rock is actually out there writing writing for for
some things. Because like you know that that spotted like
a spot for creatives Jackson Hole, Wyoming. I didn't know that. Yes,
the town only has like ten thousand people. All right, Well,
Kim Kardashian tweeted out, Kanye shot the album cover on

(21:22):
his iPhone on the way to the album listening party.
See how you can do those things now, things to
whatever streaming services are available. The album, of course, is
only seven songs. All of the albums that he's putting
out on Good Music are all seven tracks. And on
this album you can hear in the beginning there's an intro.
Uh it's called Dark Thoughts, and then there's a song

(21:44):
called Ecstasy. Here's what he says on that song the
TCP huhn make it TPD huh. I thought DMC huh,
I didn't die DM huh come gundawn easy easy trolling

(22:04):
those d huh the track DVD huhas want to print
for me too. I'm gonna print for him to that
meat too, thinking what if that happened to me too?
Then I'm gonna eat loop. Yeah, that's not the Ecstasy
record because I didn't like the Ecstasy record I heard.
I don't. I don't think Ecstasy made the album. That
record that you played it says Ecstasy on the check

(22:27):
list unless he changed the title. But the song I
heard that was called Ecstasy, wasn't that because that song
about extasy was actually about ecstasy. Well on the on
the artwork and everything, it says ecstasy. So on the
check list, Oh what the original I don't mistake. But yeah,
the original ectasy I heard. I wasn't feeling that one
at all, but he got he had a bar in

(22:47):
the original ecstasy that would have that would have made
a lot of people talk though. All right now, um,
this next clip that we have for you is a
song called Butterfly Energy. It features Jeremiah, Party next Door,
Anti Dallas. They said be your own, I said, Hashway,
I said, say choice said hi, yay. Just imagine if
they called me on a wild day. Now more Vicky

(23:10):
plots getting Vicky calls. A wife's calling skim and say
we back to lose it all. Had to calm it
down because she couldn't Breathe told her she could leave
me now, but she wouldn't. Tough tune. That's the record
has Charlie Wilson and Kid Cutty on it. I believe
see this isn't that what it says here? What we
have here, It says Butterfly Energy featuring Jeremiah, Party next

(23:31):
Door and Ty Dollaside. Now there's a song called make
No Mistake. It says that has Charlie Wilson and Kid Cutty,
but that wasn't. I don't know if this is wrong.
The one you played just now is the one that
had Charlie, wasn't kid Cutty? The one with Ty Dollasigne
and Jeremiah is more of a club club record. Well,
this is this track listening just must be wrong. That
track list is all off because I know it's hard

(23:52):
to I guess it's hard to get the actual album
because it's not on any streaming services. So maybe it's
labeled wrong. But here's some more of This song is
labeled Butterfly Energy for any guy that ever fucked up,
the embarrassed State girl, the embarrass state wife. She told
you not to do that. She told you he's gonna

(24:13):
go with the money Jay, want to listen? How you
testing a lord? It's what they mean when they say
better for worst Hunt? Is that a song called Violent
Crimes on that track list? No, it's not in the
check list exactly from Genius that we got so oh yeah,

(24:35):
Violent Crimes is my favorite record on the album. It's
about his daughters and any man with daughters will be
able to relate to that record. Well, that's not listed
on here for some reason, so I don't know, all right.
Also there's a song called cry Tonight. Oh maybe, okay,
so the song is called cry Tonight. Maybe that's the
one you're talking about, and that features Day's Love, Nicki
Minaj and a Willow. Smith is diggett the savage to

(24:57):
get his monsters dick into stemps, dig into play? Is
tis a dogs? Now? It because she's father, forgive me.
I'm scared of the colma because not see Bremen is
something the nurture. That's something on the com Oh, she
like Nicky y'all maker a monster now having manages. I'm
just being silly. I guess at the door, like what's

(25:18):
Smith and Martin? Then do we have a problem, Matt
of Becmarlin, this ain't meet the focus. I'll be disass prayer,
I'll beat the charges all right. By the way, I
heard that song yesterday, wasn't no Nicki Minaj and Dave's
Little Far Then Nikky talks at the end through a
phone call. I guess that's right. It features her. But
you know why they said Dave's loaf, That's what it

(25:39):
says on Genius. I don't know. All right, I don't
know genius. Y'all don't sound too smart this morning. Well,
we're trying to have our own listening session here with
our listeners, so we are family up here listening. Uh
so for a lot of people, this be our first
time listening to any of these songs off of the
Kanye album. I wonder why it's not on those screaming
services though. I don't know. Maybe he's going to do it,
maybe he didn't make it in time and it's about

(26:00):
to be this morning. I don't know, but that is
your rumor report. I'm Angela yee. Now I believe what
are we doing when we come back? You know it
was not here? It's coming up? Or we got Neil
Brandon coming up? Which one is? It looks like we
have front page news coming up again. We are going
to talk about the NBA Finals. Game one was on
last night? All right, St Waldmos Dagers Morning Show to
Breakfast Club, Ye s Worldmos Dagers Morning Show to Breakfast Club,

(26:22):
Charlomagne and God Angela ye dj Envia's uh was it
a vacation? He's working, but he took the day off country.
He took the day off. So what a beautiful Friday is? Yes,
this Friday? All right? Now, let's talk about last night.
Last night was the first game of the Final NBA Finals,
and the Golden State Warriors beat the Cavaliers one twenty

(26:44):
four to one fourteen in overtime. A lot of people are,
of course, blaming jay R. Smith because it didn't even
have to go into overtime. I cannot believe the Golden
State Warriors did not think jay Al Smith in the
in the in the post conference after the game, they
should have thanked jay Al Smith, Jo Smith. They would
not have won that game. Here's what JR. Smith says happened.
You know you were tired. You didn't think you were reading? No,

(27:04):
I shouldn't. I knew we retired just I thought it
was gonna call timeout because they're at the rebuild. In
the replay, look like you said to Lebron, thought we
were in a hat. I thought we were ahead. I
would have just held on to the ball problem, but
clearly that wasn't the case. You're only mad at Jos Smith.
You're a Cleveland Cavaliers fan. I'm not a Cleveland Cavaliers fan.
So I'm not mad at John Smith. In fact, I

(27:25):
want to drop on a clues bomb for jo Smith
because that man made me laugh last night, and you
know I love to laugh. All right. Well, um, here's
what the head coach, Tyrone Lou had to say about
the game. He thought he thought was over. I thought
it was over, and though we were up on him.
I think Jill Smith does move like he's burnt out.

(27:45):
You know, you're now you meet one of those people
who've been on some type of smoking weed for so long.
I've been on some type of drugs for so long.
It don't seem like nothing's there, like they just burnt out.
That's how he acts, all right. Now. Family in Florida
is heartbroken. A jury awarded them just for dollars in
damages for funeral expenses, in pain and suffering. Now, in
this case, a county deputy fatally shot a father of

(28:07):
three through his garage door. They were responding to a
noise complaint and they showed up and that's when Gregory
Hill Junior, who was only thirty years old, opened the
garage door and closed it, and Deputy Christopher Newman shot
and killed him. He shot four times and hit him
three times, including once in the head. There were no
charges filed against Newman. He said he shot Hill because

(28:29):
he brandished a handgun. Now, Hill's mother filed a lawsuit
and alleged wrongful death, negligent successive force, violations of his
fourteenth and fifteenth Amendment rights, and also accused a swat
team that responds to the scene of firing so much
tear gas and causing so much damage to their home
that no one can live in it. Now, after ten
hours of deliberation, they said that they were not liable

(28:51):
in Hill's death and that he was actually responsible for
his own death. So they only got four dollars for
the family. Yes, and that verdict was actually reduced to
four cents. That's disrespectful. That's the that's the value of
a black life in America. Like that's that's like a
slap in the face. That's why at least, like why

(29:12):
this is crazy. That's like, that's like when judges give
people like five hundred years just like they come why
they just say life, Like why are you giving me four?
I'd rather you give me nothing. Just tell me my
my my, my family member's life means nothing to you
and just give me nothing. That's what I'd rather happen
than four dollars. All right, now, if you move to Vermont,
they are paying people ten thousand dollars to move there

(29:33):
and work. Get more. You get more to moved of
Vermont than you do for your family member when they
get killed by the Holy apparently Jesus Christ. All right,
now they can h What they're saying is that Vermont
has a small and an aging population, and they said
they recognize the need to recruit people to the state
and that's one of the efforts that they are making
to get people to move to Vermont in order to work.

(29:54):
So there you have it. If you need some money,
maybe you should move to Vermont. That's what Drake is
finishing up his album into Vermont. He's gonna fly everybody
out the Vermind. At the end of the muff for listening,
Carter what making up? I was like, huh, all right,
well that is your front page news. I'm angela yee.
When we come back. We got our guy. Neil Brennan,

(30:16):
Yesian former writer of The Chapelle Show, one of the
co creators of The Chapelle Show as well. He's got
a great stand upon Netflix, called three mics, and he's
working on his new stand up right now. Call here
we go. All right, so it's also freaky freaky Freaky Friday.
So I'm sure we'll get into some of that with
Neil Brennan as well. You know what's so interesting about
Neil Brennan? Now, did I think about it? Do you

(30:38):
know that to push your t and Drake had been
thrown shots at each other for a long time, for years.
At one point, Pusher actually used Neil for a bar
to get at Why don't we let Neil Brennan tell
that story himself? Oh okay, I'm just reminding him. Okay,
all right, it's the worldmost days. Wanting to show the
Breakfast Club, the envy angela yee charlotage, the guy. We
are the breakfast Club. We got a special guest in

(30:59):
the building, Mike Leo Brennan. Yeah, I got my Starbucks.
Everybody so training I will say it took a while
to get service as a white person, but really they finally,
once they took care of all the black people, they
finally got to me. Oh Soday, So y'all a secondary
now Starbucks. I didn't realize I could use the bathroom

(31:19):
was a nightmare. Really, Yeah, you can see the anti
biased training that they had to do. I don't what
do you think they did. Has there been any inside Yes,
we have it right here. Yes, we have the whole
entire question. That's the question is that they had to
ask people. Well, not passing here, I'm gonna have you
answer room. I don't know if you had an experience
working on with black peopilicity. So we went to to
recall when was the first time that you noticed your

(31:42):
racial identity. Oh, that's a great question. Um, I guess
right away. Right when I came out right, I was like,
it's good to be white. It is good to be
Uh No, you know what when I was a kid
that black people were always nice to me, Like when

(32:03):
I my brother worked was like an usher in Chicago
at the Chicago Stadium, and like Rayfield and like black
all the black teeths you work with. We're all straight
with me. Question the first time you notice how your
race affected your beauty standards? Um? Well, you know people
say I look like Scottie Pippin. I see it too.

(32:31):
This is a good one for you. Yeah, when it's
the first time you altered your communication style. In other words,
you did, I'm the king of that. To avoid playing
into stereotypes when I when I'm dealing with a someone,
a someone I know is black on the phone, it's
really hard for me not to be like all right,
bet alright, bets, but I would be like thank you

(32:57):
agreed too, So I am racist in that way. In
that I tried to be like, ah, a little bit
like best, I know best, I know what is that
you just kind of like I use the latest simulate
you say dead ass when you walk into naked but ass,

(33:19):
But do you, dude, I don't I really cut down.
I'll say that if at all. My policy is jokes.
I used to do it. I did it in a joke.
Now my policy is, like Neil, just black people got
enough problems, Like I'm gonna add to it. Yeah, I
don't think it's worth it. It's not. It's like it
takes so much energy, which sounds like a white preivlet

(33:40):
thing to say, like do you know how much energy
it takes to say the ANI word? But it's just
not worth it. Was it easier to say during the
Obama era because that's when you I remember you doing
the jokes. During that time, it was easier to say
it closer to spell show in that I was just
so immersed in it and like getting called it constantly.
Uh so I felt like it was it was I
was all right, I did a joke about it. So

(34:02):
it was like about the word, and you like it
was about using it. Yes, So now you just don't
do that joke anymore. That joke has been retired. Um,
but I will say that I was on ambient whenever
I'm kidding. Yeah, I just don't say it's just not
worth it. Let me ask you quess. Charlemagne uses a

(34:22):
term that some white people don't like, mannaise cause white
people mayonnaise. No what I call racist Bigga's mayonnaise, because
mayonnaise is disgusting, so so is racism and bigotry. Yeah. Yeah,
I don't think there's anything wrong. I know people that
are like, don't like white trash. I don't like saying
white trash. A crack ass cracker is great. It is

(34:44):
a hall of famer. Mayonnaise a hall of famer just
because Chris said it. Because you can't ye, yeah, that's it. Oh,
can't not say it like that? Man. Yeah, mayonnaise. I
feel like it will have a hard time catching on.
Oh they hate it. They hate because I can say
crack a crack a white devil on the radio, but
when I say mayonnaise they call and complaint. Oh yeah,

(35:05):
look like that's the weirdest thing in the world. Crack
is a delicious. Mayonnaise is disgusting, true, And I think
it's the connotation of the mayonnaise is gross. Who is
mayonnaise exactly? I don't mind mayonnaise, although I am vegan.
I go with a vegan mayo, which is kind of
almost whiter than mayo. Do you think have you been
following the Drake push your beef? Yeah? What do you
think of blackface? Deal? Here's the thing about you can't

(35:27):
as a black person. It seems like you can't ever, ever, ever,
ever do black face under any circumstances. Like you just can't.
It's like herpes. It's cooling in it's the Mistress Show here,
but it's gonna be found out. The fact that it
was on that guy's page. Did you go to the page? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
and like it was and it wasn't even featured. It
was like bottom left, Like there's another one of my

(35:49):
photos Drake and black face and a big deal. But yeah,
you just can't do black Do you think that was
the most damning part of the to me, I think
the fact that he's not it wasn't we don't know,
but claiming child. I think people were more upset about that, Like,
damn Drake though he's a dead be dead. Like I
think people were more upset about that at first. But
Drake can say, I'm not a dead be dead. I
just did not put my son out there yet. But

(36:10):
I take care of him. He hasn't released The Sun yet.
He's got to dry, he's got a date he's release.
He got to roll the Sun out slow, you get
the whole promo department behind it, and then you bring
the kid out. Come on, man, I put a lot
of pressure on all people when it came to the
rolling out your son. Man, that's that's exactly right. You know.
It's a mean song. When the nicest thing he said

(36:31):
was you have an illegitimate son. Yeah, because like that
was the nicest thing he said, Like listen, and I
was like that to me anything but the Sun part
was pretty nice. I was pretty sweet. Yeah, it's nicer
than Um, did anything offend you? Nothing offensive? I would
like to say that last time he dis Drake, he
mentioned me specifically on I don't know that it was some.

(36:52):
It was like some. It was a Fell Show reference
and Dave having writers and mentioned me specifically. Really yeah,
push to it, Yeah go buy this. Look at the tape, homie,
it's there. But he just mentioned as like that Drake
has writers. Um, the fact that he was talking about
his friend dying is a bit like yeah, it was

(37:13):
a bit like, well, first I clutched my pearls. I
like that. How guys are rapping like rich white women now,
where like the audacity was with Drake's on the last one.
Then he's like, I'm upset. He's got a song coming
out called I'm Flummixed. Um and and uh pusher wrapped
about caviar facials, yes, and uh yeah. Like now he's like,

(37:36):
I don't think you're capable of love, Drake. That's right,
I don't love. I think because your father walked out
on your mother when you were five, I don't I've
spoke to your therapist, and I think you're in a
lot of emotional trope. He did, he said, Uh, Chappelle
show All of You Knew Brennan sketch comedy, Who Was
for Real? Pinning Yourself? Reprints Chappelle's show All of Your

(38:02):
Neil Brennan's sketch Comedy? Who Was for Real? Pinion? Okay,
you know I'm not in the middle of I've been
out here man, and you from an era where you
actually saw real beefs rap beef. You know what's funny,
If anything happens to either one of those guys, they
have to make sure each other are okay now because
if anything happens to push Er, they're bringing in. Yeah,

(38:22):
they're bringing Draking like first, like he should hire Pusher
security and like a doctor and make sure his health
is good because like they're they're the number one suspect
for either The fact that Biggie and tubact it's like
and no one got arrest is still amazing in the
light of this very like well, I think both of
the people that killed him were dead though, that's why
I think. That's what I think. I think the streets

(38:43):
did what they was supposed to do, right, But I
could just be making that up. Yeah, all right, we
got more with comedian Neil Brennan when we come back
to Don't Moves to Breakfast, Cuccle Morning Morning. Everybody is
DJ Envy Angela Yee, Charlomagne, the guy. We are the
Breakfast Club. We have a writer for The Dave Chappelle
Show and comedian Neil Brennan into building shot him. So Neil,
let's talk about your new to what it's called. It's

(39:05):
called here we Go? Okay, here we Here we Go tour. Uh.
It's a reference to a joke I do about guys.
It's a lot of my jokes that are up mean
too the guys. No, I take him seriously, but as
a comedian, like it's all my friends are getting popped.
Bill Cosby was a close friend. Um, one of my

(39:26):
is my is my god's father. Um. The here we
Go is like, guys, have just you can't go to
Guy's hotel room because we've watched so much porn that
we believe everywhere we are a porn is about to
break out. So Guy, I'll be in this hotel room
here an unexpected knock on the door and be like
here we go, all right, and then like then it's on,

(39:49):
like it's always just like here we Go. I don't
want look I'm like a once a day guy. I'm
not like it's a curious that's a habit. Now once
the day of point a busy guy like you that's
always creating. Why did you see the guy that was
on the flight that was actually are you actually going

(40:12):
to own meme? Right now? What when man says once
today is a lot to masturbate? Did you see the
guy that was on the flight and he was masturbating
some porn on the flight? Yeah? I mean it's no,
but they have Wi Fi. They don't say day, don't
do you know what I mean? Like? What do you
who were we to judge? He wasn't in his cabin,
He wasn't in his own cabin and class got it.

(40:34):
But nobody was sitting next to him tomorrow. That's that's
that's all right? Once today? What do you next question?
Do you have one description to any of these things? Now?
Why would the idea of anyone subscribing to these porn
sites is so insane? That's when he draw a line, Yeah,
like that's insane. Now that is the definition of insane?
Am I out of my mind? That's kind of crazy. Date,

(40:57):
when you're in a relationship, you still masturbate once a day.
Um no, I'm not in a relationship, not anymore. Now,
Oh wow, if you think about massivating once a day
is not bad, but watching porn once a day is bad?
What do you You don't so you're just like sitting
on on your bed, you think your imagination just like

(41:18):
staring at the wall. Like you know what they say
watching really really messes with your erections? What is that?
What you No? No, they say that it doesn't make
you as sensitive as other people because you watch it
so much. It not a sense you're not a sensitive
feel like the internet does that. I feel like there's
so much likes and internet like it is now I'm
looking for a connection. Remember remember human physical connection trailman, Yeah,

(41:43):
back in the eighties, don't happen. That's that's that's however,
is it more like in the morning art? Now? Now?
I'm a nice person. I like here's my things. I
like to give myself something to look forward to. This
goes for sex as well. I don't like morning secks,
you know what I mean? Like, I don't get I
see it as like a dessert. So your yourself, that
is correct yourself? Do you watch it low times? I

(42:03):
was Chris Rock specially, he was like he was really
into it, like an hour he was looking for the
perfect scene. No, I think he had a problem. I think, well, No,
I think I was fifteen minutes late for everything. It
was like, I've never been that bad. I don't have if,
I'm if I'm masturbating, I don't have plants. I'm in
for the night, like because night, yeah myself, right, look

(42:31):
in the mirror. Do you have the volume offer on?
I like some volume? Thank you? Next question, So your
whole new stand up is about no, no, No, it
is like it's probably half me Tuesday because it's like,
how do I just don't know what else. It just
seems so relevant, like in terms of this is all

(42:53):
me and my friends are talking about. And also I
am friends with disease, and I've known Louis since I
was twenty five, for like twenty five years, so it
seems like in my backyard. To not talk about it
to me, it seems insane, and it's something I think
about it all the time. Anyway, he gave me faith,
do it. I'm gonna tell you why he gave me faith.
Because when that situation happened, people started to look at
the nuance of the situation and they was like, oh,

(43:13):
well maybe it's not like what she's saying. Yeah, because
I was getting ruining people. Yes, uh, it is not
so black and white. Well for ZS it was just
like bad for his brand, so to speak. It seemed
out of character for what people knew of them, and uh,
Louis to me, it seemed totally in character because you talk, Yeah,
like all every joke ends with him, so every night

(43:36):
it's gonna end the same way. Um the uh but
but like, yeah, the ZES thing, it was good in
terms of like people take taking a deep breath. No, No,
it didn't make you think to yourself, have I ever
done anything? Yeahappropriate, Yeah, I mean now it's like you know,
it's it's you have to reconsider, particularly being a comedian,

(43:58):
Like I'm not gonna have any credibility, you know what
I mean. Like at this point comedians are like the
least believed. We're like the dirt back, so it's like
I have to be super super dupe. We had that
that on Japellia. We had that uh love contract sketch
that was like you know, fifteen years ago, like it's
always weighed on me in terms of like it's a

(44:19):
big risk, Like just it's sexually engaging with somebody is
a not I'm not just talking about STDs. I'm talking
like the whole thing. You can get hemmed up on language.
People can feel disrespected. I some girl hit on me
on one of the apps. Um, but I think it
was like a Twitter or a Christian Instagram, Instagram farmers

(44:43):
only um and uh and um. She goes like we
should hang out and I just wrote back like no thanks.
And people thought it was mean. But I was like
I as a like comedian and as a person she
was she was just she slid. You just can't be
too safe, was blind and I was just like, no thanks,
And people are like, that's kind of rude. I was like,

(45:04):
as like I have to start thinking like defensively, like
I think about every interaction and like every like if
this was shown in court, would I be okay? You know,
talk about messing with your erections. Do you have to
think about that when it comes to your material? Also
well with the material. I just don't want women to

(45:25):
feel crappy, you know what I mean, Like I don't
want to feel make women feel like I'm disrespecting women.
They're going to feel like that, though, because as soon
as you say things like oh you know another me
two case, here we go, we feel like it's pro
women without being pandering, if that makes sense, Like it's
pro women to the point where it's like, still funny.
You got your own show in development as well. I did,

(45:47):
so what's going on with this? Did? Sorry? Thanks for
bringing it up, Thanks for bringing it up, Thanks for
bringing it up, pushing tea push. Well, I'll go check
Neil oh Man here here I am. I'm coming to
Chicago June seventh at Taliah Hall. Then I'm yeah. Then

(46:07):
I'm going to Milwaukee. Then I'm going to Indianapolis. Then
the next week, I'm going to Kansas City. Then I'm
going to Detroit. Then I'm going to Minneapolis. Uh, Chicago.
I added a show because it was it's so hot.
Your seventh thirty show sold up, you know what I mean? Um?
And uh, but it's a nine o'clock show too, though, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Um.
I appreciate just as a white person, I gotta say,

(46:29):
you guys, so few white people on here that it
feels good and uh, and I hope white people I
hope that I represented as well. She lead the last
white person who was here with Melissa McCarthy. That's a
big deal. Tell them what to find you knew? Uh.
Neil Brenn NYA L bri e n NA N dot com.
Neil Brenon on Twitter, Neil bren on Instagram. Uh yeah,
those are my two main forms of communication. Well it's

(46:51):
Neil Brennon, it's the Breakfast Club. Good morning, the Breakfast Club,
fuckle dangerous morning to show to Breakfast Club charlomne Angela
j Trinidad and Tobago. Right, Yes, he is okay, doing nothing. Yeah,
saw me in jerk Chicken exactly on Instagram. That's what
he's doing. Not what you're talking about, rumor report you Oh,

(47:21):
breakfast Club. I know, Hello, Jesus, what are you talking about?
M'm talking about Andrea Constant on Dateline. All right, they've
got that out the way, all right, Andrea Constance, she
did a first interview after a Bill Cosby's conviction. He
was convicted on three counts of sexual assault, which he
is appealing. He's facing up to thirty years behind bars

(47:43):
when he gets sentenced in September. And here's what you
had to say about what happened that night. Three blue
pills and he put his hand on and I said,
what are those? And he said they'll help you relax?
And I said, like, are they? Are they natural? Are
they like a herbal remedy? He said, no, they're your friends.
Just put him down, swallow and he hands me somewhat.
I get some water somehow, and I swallowed the three

(48:05):
pills down. I took them because I trusted that they
would maybe just help me feel a little more relaxed.
You trusted him, Yes, I did, all right, So she
trusted him. That's why she took those three blue pills.
Now how did those pills make her feel? Well, here's
what Andrea Constant had to say about that. My mind
is saying, move your hands, kick, can you do anything?

(48:26):
I don't want this? Why is this person doing this
and me not being able to react in any specific way.
So I was limp. I was a limp noodle. I
was in and out of consciousness inside I was so
I was crying out inside in my throat, in my
mind for this to stop. And I couldn't do anything. Wow,

(48:48):
all right, Well, I'm sure that was one of the
scariest feelings you could ever potentially have all right, Serena William,
She's talking about her postpartum depression, but she said she
is still coping with that. She spoke to Harper's Bizarre UK.
She said, Honestly, sometimes I think I still have to
deal with it. I think people have to talk about
it more because it's almost like the fourth trimester. It's

(49:08):
part of the pregnancy. She said. One day she couldn't
find Olympia's battle. She said, I got so upset. I
started crying because I wanted to be perfect for her.
And then she also said that she wasn't playing tennis,
she would be pregnant right now. She wants to have
another little girl and then have a boy. She said,
I've only been around girls my whole life, so Olympia
needs a little sister. And she said she hopes she
does have another girl. Well that's interesting because I mean,

(49:31):
she doesn't have to play tennis, right, train is rich, right,
but she you know, she loves it. I wonder, I
wonder what you love more at this point in life.
Does she love motherhood more? Does she still loved tennis more?
Clearly she still has a love for tennis, right, She does,
but you know, I'm sure once you have a child,
nothing is stronger than that love. So she probably wants
to play some more right now and then wait and

(49:53):
then have a baby, is what you know. That's what
she's doing all right now. F X has ordered a
comedy pilot, and that is with Little Dicky. Little Dicky
the white man who called y'all then N word through
an N word, right, And that comedy pilot he's doing
with Kevin Hart and Scooter Braun producing it. So so
he's doing it with an N word. Yes, he is

(50:14):
in school to Braun, Yes, exactly, all right. So the
series is going to be centered around a suburban neurotic
man in his late twenties who has convinced himself that
he's destined to be one of the best rappers of
all time, and now he has to convince the world.
What do you think about it? I'm not I'm not
I'm not interested in it. I'm interested in you know.
The combination of Kevin Hart in school, Debraun as executive producers,

(50:38):
and Little Dickie is an interesting character. It feels like
Atlanta is trying to i mean, effects are trying to
find some type of compliment for Atlanta. The success from that.
Let's let's figure out what else. Yeah, he's like, Okay,
we gave the Black Rapper a chance to create a show.
Now let's give the White Rapper a chance to create
a show. All right. DJ Khalid is confirmed he is
officially joining jay Z and Beyonce for the on the

(51:00):
one two tours. So I don't want to hear nothing
about caliding cardio. Okay, don't talk to me about calibing
on the damn run Caliban on that damn elliptical machine
for two years and three years and he's got weight
Watches programs and he ain't lost the pound yet. But
now he's gonna tell us he on the run, on
the run from what. Well. The tour kicks off on
July twenty fifth in Cleveland, Ohio, So make sure you
guys get your tickets. And j Callid is on the

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run from a good diet plane. Check out on callis
a new diet plane? You come on, be honest. Yeah,
I'll tell you what he does need to eat? What?
All right? He is on the run from a really
good plan. He still get paid from weight Watches. Seriously, Yes,
he needs to stop being on the run from you know,

(51:44):
eating vagina, All right, absolutely right. Now more women have
accused Marriot. More women have accused Marrioptali of sexual misconduct.
That brings a total number of accusers to eighteen. Isn't
that crazy? Eighteen women have accused him now. He did
issue an apology for sexual misconduct when he first was accused.

(52:05):
He said, I apologize to the people I have mistreated
and hurt. Although the identities of most of the individuals
mentioning these stories have not been revealed to me, much
of the behavior does in fact match up with ways
I have acted. He said. The mishavior was wrong. There's
no excuses. It's crazy that you said eighteen like that,
and like that number didn't even like move me. Because
we live in an era we've seen Bill Cosby get

(52:27):
about seventy, Harvey Wainstein had about fifties. I was like, eighteen, Okay,
it's a pattern, you know, so clearly he was getting
away with this for about twenty years at least. And
if you heard the stories from these women and the
things that he was doing to them, it's just crazy.
There's so many different instances, and he's just really bold
and brazen. And they were just shocked. All right, well,

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I'm angela Yian. That is your rumor report. Now up
next Charlemagne. Who are you giving yo donkey to today?
Oh man, we need Joe Smith to come to the
front of the jay R. Smith is get it? Please,
Earl Joseph Smith, come to the front of the congregation.
We'd like to have a word. It wouldn't have been
so bad if they would have won in overtime. Well
he took that. He took all they out of the

(53:10):
cavalier's locker room. All right, Well up next week, got
a donkey? It's the Breakfast Club donkey at the date
you get dunk day? You are? Are you? I'm gonna
fatten all that around your want this man? Two dolden blowers. Man,

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they're waiting for Charlomaye. The top had to make a
judgment who was going to be on the Donkey of
the day. They chose you, the Breakfast Clubs Donkey of
the day to day, well ed Sharon. Donkey of the
day for Friday, June one goes to Earl Joseph Smith.
The third commonly known to the world is JR. Smith. Now,
first of all, drop one, the clues bombs for jo Smith. Okay,

(53:57):
let me tell you something. Man. If you know me,
you know I love to laugh, I really do. I
like to be around people that make me laugh. I
like to be around situations that make me laugh. And
more often than not, I find human things that aren't
supposed to be funny. And last night, in Game one
of the NBA Finals, with the score tied one oh seven,
one o seven, with four point five seconds remaining in

(54:17):
the fourth quarter, Jayas Smith made me laugh. So drop
one of the clues bombs from him. Okay, do it again,
damn it because he made me laugh my ass off.
All right, Now this is you know, this is really
for all my people who watch basketball and understand the sport,
because if you understand the sport, then last night you
watch the ball game tied one oh seven, one h seven,
George Hill at the free throw line, he misses the

(54:38):
second free throw. Now I know a lot of people
were giving George Hill smoke, saying, oh, we should have
hit the second free throw. True, but free throws ain't free,
all right, they never have been. You have to make
them and order them in order for them to have value.
And when he missed that second shot. JayR. Smith got
the offensive rebound, all right. The reason he got the
offensive rebound because he was standing on the blocks of
the free throw line and when Jayall got the rebound,

(55:00):
he was literally right under the basket with Instead of
going up for a shot, Jr. Smith ran off on
the plub I mean Jr. Smith took off running like
somebody yelled on your mark gets set and shot off
the little pistol the signal go, and he was trying
to win first place in the fifty meter dash, Dash,
Dash Dash. That's who the hell jay As Smith was

(55:20):
running like last night? Okay? If Lebron James was missed
incredible with fifty one points, then Jayrs Smith was his
son dash last night? Okay, j'all, where the hell where
you going? All right? Where was you going? Last night?
You was under the basket after getting off insive rebound,
and you decided to run twenty two feet away in
the opposite direction. Jr. Smith ran away from that basket

(55:41):
the way push your t claims, Drake ran away from
his responsibilities as a father. And nobody seems to have
a good, devil damn reason why. Let's go to the
play by play courtesy at ABC. Hell, let's rebound goals
to the calf. Jr. Smith pricks the pack out CROs
to the hell hell shot plock, and we'll go to overtime.

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You have to feel like Jr. League you don't know
the score. I think exactly, that's a bad mistake by
jar Smith. A bad mistake by Jo Smith is an understatement. Now.
I don't know if Jos Smith uses drugs, but if
he does, I think it is his duty as an
American citizen to tell us what the hell he is
on or has been on, so we don't make the

(56:25):
same mistakes. Okay, I understand pressure, I understand losing your
cooling big moments. It happens, okay, and I have never
played any organized sport in my life, so I can't
tell you what played a running that situation or what
place should have happened. I am positive my basketball IQ
and my basketball IQ was pretty low. But even though
I am not the highest grade of weed in the
dispensary are in this case, the highest grade of weed

(56:46):
in Jos Smith's locker room, Okay, are in his locker
I know that at the very least, when you are
on that court, you should know what the score is, okay,
I mean, Jesus Christ, Josh Smith Jr. Can tell us
whatever he wants. But he had no idea that game
was tied one, one in one or seven. In fact,
I know he thought they had to lead because after
time expired, he looked at Lebron, shrugged his shoulders and said,

(57:07):
I thought we were ahead. Okay. Video replayed during the
broadcast of the game showed us that, But when it
came time for Jill to face the music, he didn't
have that same. Managy, let's hear it. You know you
were tired. You didn't think you were reading? No, I shouldn't.
I knew it. We was tired. It's just I thought
it was gonna call timeout because they're at the rebound
and the replay. Look like you said to Lebrian thought
we were ahead. I thought we were ahead. I would

(57:29):
have just held on to the ball. Problem. Clearly that
wasn't a case. Jo Smith, shut that f up forever. Okay.
We saw you say I thought we were ahead. Okay,
And if you thought y'all were gonna call the time out,
why didn't you call it yourself? Who were you waiting
on to call the time out. Why does Tyrone Lou
have to think for you? Why does Lebron James have
to think for you? If you know your team and

(57:52):
you know the game was tied like you claim you did,
and you thought they were gonna call the time out,
who were you waiting on to call it? You could
have called it yourself. Okay, what did the head coach
of the cast, Tyrone Lou think about Jayrs Smith's play? Well,
let's just say it's a direct contradiction to what Jr.
Smith said. He thought he thought was over. I thought
it was over and we were up on them, Jr. Jr, Jr.

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Bro Just on up to your mistakes. Okay, it happens,
all right, But when you make up lame mass excuses,
you just confuse people more. It's one thing when we
are watching you on the court and we say to
ourselves what the hell was Jr. Smith thinking? But when
you open your mouth and act like you know what
was going on when it's clear you didn't, it's like,
damn Bron, Just tell us you made a mistake. Okay,
tell us you made a mistake. Tell Us you had

(58:35):
a side bet on the game. Tell Us you got
a call from the mob and they had somebody you
love tied up in a Brooklyn basement. Tell us something,
but whatever you do, don't act like you know what
was going on when it was clear you didn't. And
Paul Lebron, after dropping fifty one points, as to sit
in a postgame conference and ask the questions answer questions
about you, JR. Smith, let's hear it. Did he think

(58:57):
that the game was tied? Or did he think that
you guys had assaulted away? How do I know that?
Or did you discuss it at all with him at
the end of the play. No, they asked me if
I talked to JR. About I said, no, already, you know,
I thought we were all aware of what was going on.
That's my view. So I don't know what JR. Was thinking.
I don't know the question that you're trying to ask.
I was just trying to see if you knew exactly

(59:19):
what his state of mind was. Did he think that
you guys had it one or did he think he
was trying to make a play. No, I don't know
his state of mind. Did you know if he knew
the score? That's right, Lebron get up her walk out.
Lebron had to walk out because Lebron did walk out.
Lebron was gonna be like this cracker he asking me
the same guy there. Let me tell Let me tell
you something, man, I am Lebron to the BF. All right,

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don't ask me what someone was thinking when you clearly
know they wasn't thinking. Okay, asking me about his state
of mind when you know, damn well Jr. Smith is
out of his mind. Okay, I ain't got time for this.
Lebron bounced and rightfully so the worst thing about this
whole situation is that the Warriors didn't even think Jr.
In their post game conference. Please let Remy might give

(01:00:00):
Earl Joseph Smith the third the biggest he hall please,
he haw, he haw. You stupid motherfuck? Are you dumb?
Jesus Christ? Were up by Sunday? Jr? Please here? You
have it all right? Well, Charlomagne, thank you so much
for that donkey of the day. M appreciate you. Now
it's Friday, so you know what that means. It's freaky,

(01:00:22):
freaky freaky Friday. Yes, and this is coming out of
our interview with the nail A Brennan earlier today. He
said that he watches porn at least once a day
on average. How often do you watch porn? Charlomagne did not.
I know, damn once a day. Point is like a
point is like junk food. That's a treat, all right,
that happens every couple of months. I'm not a point.

(01:00:45):
I'm not. I used to be in the point, have you.
I used to love Young Black chier Leaders. Remember the
Young Black cheer Leaders series. They went up to like
seventy something. Oh man, I had a bunch of old
Well here's what I'm Nail Brennan what he said. Here
we go. It's like, guys have just you can't go
to guy's hotel room because we've watched so much porn
that we believe everywhere we are a porn is about

(01:01:05):
to break out. Watch y Look, I'm like a once
a day guy. I'm not like various. That's a habit? Now,
am I out of my mind? Wanted? That's kind of crazy.
I haven't watched porn since eight print out that I
think about it. I was a matter of fact, the

(01:01:26):
last time I watched Point, me and my wife was
watching squirts on porn Hub. All right, well there you
have it, um, So we want to know how often
do you watch porn? Is it once a day a lot?
Or is that pretty average or is that too little?
And I'm talking about actual point. I'm not talking about
like you on Instagram and you happen to pop up
on some video or something going on. I'm talking about
you actually go to porn hub or you go to

(01:01:48):
bangbros dot com or one of those sites like that,
Like you actually go seek it out. Okay, there's rules
to this, Yes, a random point you run across on
social media, real porn call us up eight hundred five
eight five one five one and let us know your
porn watching habits. Talk about jerking off. I guess that's
what people do when they watch porn. You watch porn
with the purpose, right, all right, it's a breakfast club,

(01:02:16):
the breakfast club. What's up? It's the breakfast club. And
today it's Friday. So you know what that means. It
is come on Friday. I'm sorry you met that one
more time, okay, and you know what that means. It
is freaky, freaky, freaky freaky Friday two one two. So

(01:02:39):
how many times do you watch porn? Charlaagne on am
I do enjoy porn? Um I was a big Bang Bros.
Guy back in the day. I used to love Bang Bros.
And I love Young Black Chilis. I used to have
all those DVDs. I don't watch it as much now,
but when I do, me and my wife do watch it.
I probably I probably say it's a it's a treat.
I'm thinking it's like a on once every three months thing.

(01:03:01):
Like the last time I remember I was watching Paun
was actually in April and we was we was actually
in La and we was watching Ago. Yeah, we was
watching Squirters on port Hub. You know, Bill, do you
ever watch about Yourself and feel like dirty? After? No?
I don't watch five and I haven't watched Poem by
myself and years, Like every time I watched Point it
is definitely with my wife. I don't I don't feel

(01:03:22):
the need to watch a boy myself. I don't love
it that much. Like paint is something that you use
to stimulant, you know, for for for you and your
your your boot thing. You know what I'm saying. I
ain't got a business to be watching it by myself.
All right, Well, let's see what you guys have to say. James,
how about you? No, No, no, No, we're not just
gonna beat Angelie Ye about you? Maybe like, okay, depends
on how busy I am. If I'm super busy, then

(01:03:43):
maybe like once every two weeks and I forget and
be like, yeah, I haven't watched port in a while,
but average maybe like twice a week? What? Who knew?
What kind of point do you like? Angelie Ye? Twice
a week? Well, okay, it's not exciting. I'm more of
a softcore person, you know, So yeah, I like more
like big penises of course. Okay, don't you all right,

(01:04:05):
let's talk to James James. How often do you watch porn?
James Johnson? Is this issue is issue? How often do
you watch porn? At least once a day, sometimes more
than once? What do you kind of time? Where does
it do? After I come from word, I wind down
with with some porn. Some people wind down with a
glass of wine. I wind down with porn. Do you

(01:04:26):
have a woman at home? I do. I'm really porn
as well? Do you? When you watch porn? Right, you
watch porn with the purpose, so you always ejaculate sometimes
sometimes I like to learn new moves, but more than
like the I'm going to ejaculate after learning some new moves.
How old are you me? I'm thirty five? Wow, you
thirty five and you got time to be masturbating. See,
this is the day worth thirty when you over thirty,

(01:04:49):
a good hour of masterbate and like, I got a
good five minutes in album and I'm good to go.
Can I ask you? What do you think? Is it?
Most times do you watch porn in one day? The
most I've watched one day probably like four. All right,
y'all gonna stop wasting, y'all, y'all gonna stop wasting, y'all,
y'all nuts with with with masturbation. I'm gonna tell you why.
When you're over thirty five and you get to be

(01:05:10):
damn near forty like me, you only got one of
those a day. Okay, you can't be you can't be
just you know, masturbating then sleeping with your women, because
that ain't gonna happen. Let's talk to Carly. Carly, how
often do you watch porn? I'm gonna say like a
couple of nights a week. I mean it helps you
get to bed, like, it helps you go to bed easier.
Reached that big screaming though, that's damn. That's why I

(01:05:31):
increase in take. Yeah, sometimes you can't go to sleep
watch a little porn. You be knocked out after a
telling you that's the natural way. At least, And what
are you watching? Carly? I knew y'all were going to
ask you about what tags? I look up too. I
was prepared tell us, um, I would say, what faith sitting?
Young black cheeliers? And when got that in common? Okay,

(01:05:54):
hold on, you said faith sitting? Face sitting? Yeah, well
people sit on their women sitting on guy's faces. Yeah,
every daby. Okay, alright, look into that one. That sounds interesting. Facesitting,
and at least satisfy your curiosity with that one. It's
something yet babysitting we over here, face sitting? Thank you, Kylie,
go watch some porn when ain't hundred five a five,

(01:06:15):
one oh five one? Y'all, let us know how many
times a week do you watch porn? What's up? It's
the breakfast Club and it's Friday, so you know what
that means. It's freaky, freaky, freaky Friday and we're talking
about porn. What is your porn intake? I feel like
my porn intake is low because I only do it
every few months, y'all talking about twice a week, once
a day. I'm like, yeah, you better stept step it up.

(01:06:37):
And I love young black cheerleaders. By the way, I
used to watch that all the time in bang Bros. Yeah,
you're turning into a nerd on us. Okay, let's talk
to anonymous. Somebody does not want to give their name,
so you know that's interesting Anonymous. How often do you
watch porn? Is just like three times a day. But
it's not like, oh so you don't you don't have
it in your planner. No, it's not on my plane.

(01:06:59):
It's just me up. You know, like you just sneak
up on your kind and so you're just that's crazy.
You don't got no job. No, that's not even see,
that's not even you can't go swimming that How is
this sneak up on you? Will you work at I'm
not going to disclose that either, but it's sneaking up
on you. Like, Okay, maybe you might see somebody and
be like Dane, you know what I'm saying, But you
don't harass them or nothing. You know what I'm saying,

(01:07:19):
What are you talking about? You see somebody that's hot.
You know what I'm saying. It looked nice or whatever,
and you'd be like, damn, you just you know what
I'm saying. It puts you in that mom frame. Not
you don't go thinking about her. You just you know,
every time you see somebody that turns you on, you
go watch porn. No, not not every time, but sometimes
it's sneak up on you. And y'all acting like y'all
don't know. You know what I'm saying it, I don't

(01:07:40):
know what you're talking about. Three times, but you do
it on average three times a day. That's a lot.
That's not a lot, y'all making people talk crazy? Are
you telling me so safe? I'm not, y'all. I didn't
say you were crazy. I just said it's a lot.
You don't think that's say. You didn't say sex. We
say watching porn. You said sex. It's it. That was like,
it's not the same thing her attention? Well, what category?

(01:08:02):
What category are you watching? Um? You know you got
the voyeor rhythm, everything under the Ethny umbrella, of course,
but you know you got the voyeor rhythm and the
and the Bill Cosby and Bill Cosby. I know I
like those two though, I do like what you talking
about when they do like the TV shows and it's
like Bill Cosby, I thought they get drugs. Yeah, the

(01:08:23):
stuff that got like the you know, the real storyline.
It's like me maicking something that already exists. I ain't
gonna I had. I had a little fetish for the
superhero porn cartoons at one time, so it'd be like
Superman sleeping with Wonder Woman, or like the Simpsons all
having sex with each other. Even though that was incests,
that was still dope. What okay, I'll check that out,

(01:08:44):
thank you, annonamous See, I thought I was okay. Never mind,
all right, let's talk to Eddie. Eddie, how often do
you watch porn? At least once a day, destending on
whether or not I'm felling this something the night before
and I'm getting on something bad. Day's so crazy? Why
was that? I mean, I'm just I just don't do
it once a day. I don't feel the need Like
I don't intentionally watch pawn once to day. I don't know.

(01:09:05):
Don't call other people crazy because they I don't think
they crazy. I just think that's crazy. I'm like, don't
win thing if if I fall into something. I'm not
going base. But if I, if I happen to you know,
if you dry off day or something that I'm about
try and feel that night, and yeah, I'm gonna have
a bait off. I have no problem with that. That's
what you'll call it, and they'll call it bating. I

(01:09:26):
call it the language. How old are you? I'm old enough?
How old you man? Stop playing? How old are you
compared to it ahead of cabbage? I'm ancient, bro, I'm
just trying to figure out how old you'all? Because I
only I only have one. I only have one to day.
So if I masturbate, I'm done really only once a
day when I can, I can go about three times

(01:09:48):
a day for well, congratulations do you say or something? Bro?
Don't listen, don't one shaming me. Don't don't. Don't want
to shame me. Okay, all right, so shoot me. What's
the moral of the story. I mean, there's no guy downhead?
Don't there's no moral to the story point? Man? You
like poinn, you like pawn? Yeah, listen, if you have
some time, go watch a movie that will make you.

(01:10:08):
I will say though that people will gravitate towards what
they really really like, Like I love I used to
love Bang Bros. Because I used to love the spontaneous,
spontaneousness of it all. And I love you yes. And
I love young black cheerleaders because my woman, who's now
my wife, she was a chill leader in high school
and she was a cheer leader in college. You know
what those Some people watch porn of things that they

(01:10:29):
would never do in real life, and some people like that.
Some people like to watch porn of things that they're like,
oh my god, that's so crazy, but they enjoy watching
it because they would never do it. I'm the exact opposite.
I do what I'll do what I see in the
point and didn't pull a muscle and didn't be like
I ain't doing that animal all right, all right, Well
that was it. Freaky freaky, freaky Friday. We got rumor
report on the way and I'll be talking to you

(01:10:49):
about Push your Tea? What else does he have to
say about Drake? And find out how much money Drake
is putting a bounty out for Push Your Tea now alleged.
Jesus Christ, it's over man, So it's a rap, no
for us, a rap. I'm not interested. It's the breakfast Club,
the breakfast Club, it's the world was dangerous morning to
show to Breakfast Club. Charlomagne God Angelie Ye saluted dj V.

(01:11:12):
He's in Trinidad, um probably tomorrow or something. Okay, well,
we got the rumor report coming up. I don't know
what angel he's talking about, right, Okay, this is the
rumor report with ANGELI year Breakfast Club. Well, put your tea.

(01:11:34):
Was armed with our boy Big Boy on Big Boys
neighborhood and he has boy dropped on a clues bombs
with Big Boy, damn it. He had a lot of
things to say now. He said certain things like, first
of all, he slammed Drake for being silent on black issues,
and he said that Drake's explanation doesn't change his view.
He said, that doesn't change my view at all. You
are silent on all black issues Drake yesterday pushing e

(01:11:56):
news now Here is what he had to say on
Big Boy. Are you anticipating a reply from Drake down
to the story of addadon? No, what's to talk about?
It's all true? What about Is there anything that you're
afraid or are you nothing? So there's nothing that he
noting nothing. Ain't no skeletons with me. I don't have none.

(01:12:19):
If he were to come with something, do you have
another layer? But you said it's layer. It's layer, And
I told you, I told you at the end of
this joint, we're gonna we canna take the slow. I'm
just peeling back the first layer. But the record show
I did say that yesterday. I did say, you know,
Drake uh he. I haven't heard him speak about no
black issues since he's been in the game, but you
did say he he did that post about sterling. Yeah,

(01:12:41):
he did do that, and he's mentioned a couple of
things and songs about police brutality. He did that on
Charged up Um. But he might have to. I don't
know why he could just say about push push the tad.
He has no skeletons. He has nothing to push you.
I know about a body. He had nothing onna push
you in the W freestyle. I keep telling you that
most of the W free dolls about Kanye. All right, now,
push your t You also tweeted out you got one

(01:13:03):
hundred thousand floating around for info. Can't no amount of
money create skeletons that don't exist? Hashtag I'm upset. I
wonder how I push your nose? That for sure. I'm
sure the word somebody probably yeah, you know, somebody probably saying,
you know, you're all for me a one hundred thousand dollars,
But who knows me that's true. I mean, I don't
know if that's true or not, but it is kind
of believable because you know, even with that that picture

(01:13:24):
going up, the picture of him in blackface, that picture
was getting removed from a bunch of different websites and
pages were getting deleted. Right, I could use a one
hundred thousand dollars. Wow, I'm ask to make something up
about push your tea. I'm just saying, if you're going,
if you're going that far to get pict removed, and
you probably put some money up to get some info
on someone, all right, Kim, that's serious though. Kim Kardashian

(01:13:45):
sitting down with Donald Trump, huh. A lot of people
were like, Okay, you know, let's see what happens from this.
We're watching very carefully. Well. She did an interview with
Mike dot Com and this is the reason why she
said she felt like she had to sit down with him.
Seven months ago. I saw a story on Twitter, and
it was about a great grandmother that like just tugged

(01:14:06):
at my heart and it was just that simple connection.
If it takes me to go and talk to the
highest person empower, the only person that can make this happen,
which is President Trump, then I will definitely do that.
You know, the President seems to have a passion for
what everything that Jared has been trying to do, and

(01:14:29):
that just makes me happy that that conversation is just
moving forward. I have to see that video in more
context because what is it jet Jared trying to do
with the prison reform? I guess I don't know. We'll
see what type of prison reform they really are trying
to do. I'm not man en of having a conversation
with Trump because I really feel like celebrities are probably
the only people who can get through the Donald trumpig

(01:14:52):
smile on his face when he took that picture, it
was crazy. He's a celebrity in chief. He probably only
understands the language of other celebrities. We got politicians talking
to Donald Trump. He don't understand that language because he's
not a politician. Now Here was something that was a
result of this beef between push your tea and Drake
j Rule tweeted out, my man dropped on a clues

(01:15:13):
bombs for Jack the greatest of all time. Drake Push,
I'm gonna let you'all finish, but loose Change was one
of the most disrespectful disrecords of all time. You have
no idea how much I love Ja Rules unwanted opinion
on things. All right, Okay, he really is living to
Dave chappelle joke when Dave Chappelle said, what who cans WITHO?

(01:15:34):
Yall Rule thinks at the time like this? Yale tweeted,
my battle was like Lebron versus Golden State, and Words
was teaming up to take me on. LMAO. Now, y'all
Lebron lost a lot of those battles too. Posted a
screenshot of jar Rules tweet and said, Yo, look at
this this and we're still thinking in it. Look at me, fool,
I'm the reason you're driving an uber you bum ass

(01:15:57):
and word La get the strap and it ain't gonna
never stop between fifty and Jah. You know what. Fifty
is a petty ass cancer just like me and tweeted,
I see I still get it under your skirt at
fifty cent lmao. It just continued on and on from there,
like the two of them are going back and forth
and uh yeah, fifty a debbie dad, a woman beat

(01:16:20):
or a rat snitch and so on and so forth,
and you know, it's just was going on and on.
You know, it was I love about them. You know,
usually when you see people just throwing jabs at each
other like that, you'd be like, man, why do't y'all
just fight? They already have they fought, They've shot, they've stabbed,
and they still go at it. Oh, I love to smoke.
Dropping a club all right for me is the best

(01:16:43):
thing for them. I mean, as la yee. And that
was your rumor reports. Now we do have the People's
Choice mix coming up, even though Envy is in Trindid Dad.
It's a Kanye West mixer and he's gonna play new
and classic Kanye West records word we Got You. It's
a breakfast club

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