The Breakfast Club Sits Down With Bill Burr To Discuss The Problem With Billionaires, Fake Wokeness, Elon Musk, New Special. Listen For More!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wake that ass up in the morning. Breakfast Club Morning.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Everybody is the DJ Envy Jess Hilarious, Charlamagne the guy.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
We are the Breakfast Club law on the roster filling
in for Jess.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Yes, indeed, And we got a special guest in the building,
legendary comedian Bill Burr.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Welcome, Hey, what's going on?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
How you feeling?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
What's up? Bill? I'm all right?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
You know you made have you made me think about
something this night? There is a risk and giving compliments.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Oh yeah. I came in and I was saying, I go, oh, yeah,
you lost some weight. You look good. They say you
look good. And then he said, what we're saying I
was fat before? It was like, I guess I kind
of was, it wasn't And I was like, well, what
if he's sick? Bill? Yeah, you said that's the risky risk.
You take the risk you take. But you know they
got AIDS under control. Yeah, Jesus, they do, Yes, they do.
(00:45):
It's not like a big deal anymore.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Remember when everybody used to be so scared of AIDS.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
It was terrifying, right, Mathew Johnthon preth confs one of
clay us, I don't have ages. That was a crazy,
crazy our generation. If somebody got skinny, that's what it was,
r us, it was heroin. Okay after that, Yeah, yeah,
this is a nice way to start this interview. But
drug addiction aids.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
By the way, billion fifty six, you are not in
your drop dead years.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Many don't say to cut it out. Well yeah people, people, Yeah,
I've had friends drop dead in these these years, So
I hope I'm not. I tried. I mean, I'm an
old dad. So that was sort of the uh, the
thought that I started, you know, thinking like, I how
long do I have to live? So my kids will?
You know, I raised them and I was starting to
(01:35):
do the math and it was kind of scaring me.
So I've been I don't know, but you know, you
get to be fifty six, going to be fifty seven,
you start thinking thinking of those things. No, it isn't. Yes,
it is fifty seven times too, is one hundred and fourteen.
It's not young. How people like, oh, you know you're
middle aged. It's like, no, I'm not. I'm fifty six.
(01:55):
I'll be fifty seven, so yeah that's old.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
No, how old are your kids?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Oh? My kids utter is eight and my son's going
to be five. Oh I started late.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Yeah, yes, but the average age of most people die
I'm in at least around seventy four to seventy five.
That's the average age in America.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Oh okay, that's good. So those are those are actually
the dropped edgy is at least No, that's not dropping dead.
That's that's dying of natural causes or whatever you were doing.
Dropping dead is you're out on a golf course, you know,
just you know, limbering up doing this and then face
plant into the t's.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
But you got to take care of yourself. You go
to the doctor, you do your cardiovascular tests.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I'm not dying, yeah, doing like a health intervention here.
It is a stand up special. You're taking a very
serious care the thing. It's just sort of making fun
of the fact that, uh, yeah, I'm not young anymore.
I got to watch myself and and whatnot.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
So you run around the park with your kids.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Yes, I do all of that type like that does
he make.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
It his souse sounds seems so age. I'm like, well,
what young stuff do you do that makes you feel
like some.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Damn it's just being fifty six? Is like, is that
a crazy thing to think? That fifty six is kind
of old.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
I think so because you don't, I mean the way
that I think because you put you say fifty six
and then you talk about all of the like kind
of like the up the hill battle stuff like it's
just you wake up every day and.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
You're find like that she's thirty three.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Make it make it feel like you make it feel
like you feel old.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Like so I'm like, dang, listen, I'll call Hulu, I
will rename I'll.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
See what I can do the game to Drop Dead Years.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Yes, okay, it's the pre game, all right.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Well, the special is out today. It is out today
on Hulu. Drop Dead yees for everybody out there. Make
sure you go stream it, make sure you go watch it.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Absolutely can you can you tell us what? Well, I
guess you just told us what inspired the name? But
how does it reflect the material you're covering in the special?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Well, I always have like a mix of like I
talk about current events, uh crazy thoughts, and then you know,
sort of analyzing my mistakes or whatever. So I'm not
because my earlier specials, I was just doing this. So
I like to try to point the finger at myself
a little bit more. But I don't know. God, I
did the thing back in June, and my act is
(04:16):
all different now. But it was just just stuff that
was I mean that you know, Biden was still president
when I did it, so there wasn't like all of
this stuff that's going on now that is uh, you know, intense.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
What his years? If you're a drop dead years, what
is the when you're Biden's aid, what is his year
is called?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
I mean that guy should have been in a home.
I mean, I don't understand, like how that guy was
our best option. I don't know, it's it's it's I
try to stay out of politics, but no matter what
you do now, everybody just sort of drags you into it. So,
you know, and then like in my world, the white world,
they try to throw they throw the word woke on you,
(04:57):
which I always just say, you can't use that word
has nothing to do with us. You can't be woke
as a white person. You're just not. And that's one
of the embarrassing things about my people is not only
do we steal your slang, we don't have the decency
to find out the definition before we start using it.
And then it like changes, like I heard some of
(05:18):
the other day was talking about like how when they
get drunk, their their accent comes out, and they were like, yeah,
it's like code switching. That's not what that is.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
You know, when it comes to comedy, are you trying
to provide an escape for people or do you feel
like you have to use comedy to make sense of
the world that we live in.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Definitely an escape. I'm big on that. Like, my job
is when you come, I'm going to make you laugh,
forget about whatever you're going through, or add to a
good week if you had it. But I don't put
any sort of level of importance. People try to do that,
like there's this stupid thing out there, the comedians. They're
like the truth tellers of today. It's like, no, you
(06:01):
journalists aren't doing your fucking jobs anymore. Are all you
guys work for one or two channels and you know,
you just sort of towe the company line. So then
they're putting it on comedians. It's like, you know, that's
not our job. Our job is to make you laugh
and forget about your work week or whatever. So I
don't put any sort of importance on anything that I'm doing,
(06:23):
but people, other people try to.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
I guess I wonder whose vaulte that is, though, like
that was their particular comedian because you know, George Calin
always kept people to me grounded in reality. And then
what John Stewart did and still does, you know on
the Daily Show, he keeps people grinding in reality, but
then he reports the news. So sometimes they want you
to make the facts funny because the news isn't doing
it like the news.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I stopped watching the news at least ten years ago.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Damn, I just couldn't do it.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
There's just no hope. You just walk around. I always say,
you can tell people that watch twenty four hour news,
they show up and their eyebrows are up. You see
what happened? I mean it just I just did Good
Morning America just the weather alone, the way they were
showing all of this severe weather and nobody is addressing
global warming and how the hell and what are we
going to do about this? And I think I really
(07:12):
think the LA fires all that corporations see like, oh wow,
we got we got great ratings watching all these people
lose their houses, so let's uh. So then I was
like watching the weather on Good Morning America, being like,
is it really this bad? Are they trying to make
it seem this bad so they can get some more
of those la fire uh ratings or whatever.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
So you've got a sensationalize in news, that's like your
goal when you know how to sensationalize.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Yeah, they're just trying to make money. So I don't
know it. It's a weird time.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
And how do you stay away from politics when I
feel like politics is just funny?
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Now? Everything is everywhere.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Every like everything you say has to do with political
sni everything. But a lot of stuff you say he
has to do with political stuff. Like you were trend
to all morning this morning? Did you know that on Twitter?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yeah? But I guarantee you whatever they were saying, I
was saying, I wasn't what was it about?
Speaker 5 (08:00):
It was the na Nazi thing and how the media's
say what they looked ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
There was a there was a time post me to
and all that speaking to power, all of that ship
that was happening. Remember when something was supposed to happen
for you guys and it didn't because it was all
of us just talking. That's what ended up happening.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
That's what a lot of white people making a lot
of promises that never happened.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
Was it during the Black Squares time or so?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
I don't, I don't, I don't, I just I just
remember there was a time that you would be on
stage going like can I do this Caitlyn Jenner joke?
Or am I was this gonna like? Am I gonna
get canceled? Like it was really this crazy time. Nah.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
She was the one transgend that you could always make
jokes about and nobody would get there.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
I don't know. I kind of did one on Conan
and then those guys at Huffington Post tried to get
something going but and okay, so there was that period
and then like a few years later, this guy seek
hiled twice once in the front if you missed it
in the back, and it's just like he still has
a job. That guy still has a job. I don't, uh,
(09:09):
I don't understand those guys. And this isn't politically, it's
just like I don't understand why they're so upset with
this country. It's like you're billionaires. I think it's working
for you, like like you know, why are you going
and telling everybody you know, justify what you do? It's
like fucking justify what you do that piece of shit
car that you're making that the government financed. No, but
you know what you just said.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
You said that Elon still had the job. He's the
richest man in the world. There's nothing they can do
to him. And that's all he proved. There's nothing anybody
can do to him by throwing up when he did that.
What do you take from him? He's not Kyrie Irvan,
he's not Kanye Like, what do you do?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Yeah, but I don't know, I listen, I don't know
how this shit works. I'm just saying that. You know,
if you said the wrong thing is a comedian, all
of a sudden you lost your TV. Not the richest
man in the world.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
He was the richest comedian in the world.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Ever, man, I don't get bibn't get you. See amount
of veterans that people in the armed services that died
trying to stop Hitler, and then this guy comes in,
you know, and does that while being an immigrant too,
which is kind of fat the whole thing. There's none
and none of it like tracks how you could be
(10:14):
to support the troops, you know, America, love her or
leave it, And then this guy comes in and gives
a shout out to Hitler makes no sense at all. Yeah,
it doesn't, So I don't know. But then somehow that
gets like politicized. I'm not trashing Republicans. All Republicans did
not see Kyle. That guy did. And I was just
(10:34):
amazed that all liberals had was one day of outrage
and they're like, all right, I guess that didn't work.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
That we just kind of move on because they realized
they can't do anything to them, Like what do you
do other than some angry tweets.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Well, the stock went down a little bit, but then
Trump tried to, you know, buy some some Teslas on
you know, live on television to show people that it's
cool about the company.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
So the people online said Bill Burt is absolutely cooking.
He don't realize he was gonna lead a revolution and
then make jokes and complain about it.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
So they want you to tell them what to do.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
That's one comment.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
If you do this, they was, they was giving it
up for you this morning.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
If you were in this business, the last thing you
want to do is read comments on the internet. I
tell her that everything.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
Whenever a person is trending, I have to go see why,
Like it's just in my world, if she lives in
the comments, this is not the this is this is
this is not the comments. This is like you were
trending across the US on Twitter, so I clicked to
see why because I knew you were coming today. And
then I saw the comment that you made, which I
saw the day before.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
But people just.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Started common sense comment that.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
Yeah, people just started yelling about it today. So that's
why you were trending.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Just think about that, all people.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
He wasn't he wasn't seek highway. What wasn't he was
calling a legal motion? Two politicians were moving at the
same time.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
You know, you said you feel like billionaire are like
rabbit dogs who deserve to be put down.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Wow, damn, I mean, well, it's a podcast. I'm exact.
I'm joking. I'm exaggerating. You can't do that anything, Yes
you can, and I did it and it's fine. You
know what I hate. I hate when somebody shows them
a clip from a movie or a sketch and be like, well,
you couldn't do that today, it's like, you just did it.
(12:26):
That's true, and we all watched it and everything was fine.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
So like, I uh, so you don't really feel like
billionaires are rabbit dogs who should be put down.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
I think that they should be regulated. Capitalism is great,
but unregulated capitalism, I don't think the direction this is going.
And when now these guys, the thing is is they're
all competing with each other. They don't hang out with
regular people. They just hang out with other billionaires. So
when somebody has an infinity pool overlooking an infinity pool,
then that that's what they want. And you know, I
think they just go around, uh looking at their net
(12:57):
worth and they're trying to be like the first trillion error.
But I don't I don't know. I don't understand that.
But this this whole like heartless way that they treat
workers is it's it's got to stop. It has to stop.
And I don't I do find it funny though, that
it's nerds that are ruining the world because they used
(13:18):
to always go after like frat boys and stuff, and
it's like, well, now look at it. It's all of
these these I don't know, they're all getting like hair
plugs and they get like face I don't understand what
the CEO. They take jiu jitsu and they eat raw almonds.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
They've got the girlfriends now on two day outside Elamas.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
Uh, oh my god, comes they the people they're outside now,
people are following them more.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
They're making them celebrities. That's what's happening. Yes, like that's
what it is. That's what I mean by their outside.
We're just all right gravitation.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Say they actually they got the pick of the litter
when it comes to women.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Though I don't think the pick of the litter. I
think people care about the moor.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
The thing is is they're nerds, so they don't have
any game. So they have to have a billion dollars,
you know, just to get some stripper to walk up
their driveway. Jesus, it's kind of, oh Jesus, this is
the breakfast club.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
It's kind of always been like that, though I love
it's kind of been like that. For God, God's always
feel like that we needed some money.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
I never felt like that, you know, because you know
who the real the real goats are when it comes
to talking to women. Was those guys that were getting
money are not getting money. We're getting women. Before they
had money, they would that the guys in high school,
in college or whatever who were just crushing it like
that was the real deal. Because they were getting that
(14:33):
with like their vibe, their gift, the gab and all
of that. But like, once you have like money, if
you have a good looking if you get after you
have money, if you done get a good looking woman,
you can't how do you trust that? That's right?
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Jed Bazos is like a perfect example of that. Like
people weren't caring too much about him besides what he
was doing right or wrong at Amazon, and then he
started he got muscles, he said, looking like a little
something got with Lauren Sanchez. No everbody care about his
relationship and where they're going with it.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
No, they don't.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
They can't. Jeff Bezos being babies with all that money
you google.
Speaker 5 (15:03):
Jeff Bezos Lauren Santez. The top media outlets are covering
their engears for the fact that she was what she
wore at.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
I'm saying, what part of the Internet is that on?
Just out of curiosity because I am nowhere near that.
I watched like lions killing hyaenas, people wiping out on motorcycles.
I had no idea that somebody's watching the CEOs. Yeah,
you know, m is that on Twitter?
Speaker 3 (15:32):
You can google it too, But you know, people feel
like that about multimillionaires too, though, Bill, and you are
a multimillionaire.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
I hit the lottery, Yeah I was. I worked in
a warehouse, I did ship like that, and then I tried.
I tried like I had, you know, I went after
something and it and it paid up. Like there's no
way to win that conversation where it's just like, oh,
you got money now, so shut the fuck up. And
but then if you act like you have money, it's like, oh,
don't forget where you came from. So like, I don't know,
(16:00):
I am, I don't know. Nobody's the same person that
they were. I'd like to think I learned some shit
along the way. But like, you know, people who work
for me get paid, Yeah, I don't want them to
go to bed terrified, wake up, terrified, go to work terrified.
Like that. One psycho said that he wants his workers
to do like I want people to be uh comfortable. Yeah, Like,
(16:22):
why wouldn't you want your employees to Like when I
was growing up, you know, the working class, it was
like one week's pay should be your rent or your mortgage.
And now I know people that work a whole month
and have to get like a second job and that's
just not good. You know, you need to be home
with your kids. If you have a second job, you
can't do that. You can't raise them, right, it causes
more problems. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
So you like compassionate capitalism.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Yeah, I have no problem with people running stuff. I
have no problem with people making a ton of money.
But like you know, when when your workers are wearing
adult diapers because they don't have time to go to
the bath, dam as they're driving your truck across the country, Like, yeah,
that's what I've all right, Maybe maybe you're taking too
much of the pie, that's all. So, I don't know.
(17:06):
People are gonna cut this ship up and they're gonna
fucking throw it. You're gonna read it and they're gonna
say some more stuff. I feel. It feels like common sense,
but you're.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Not afraid to talk to it. That's what I like
about you. Bill. You go on these podcasts, you speak
your mind. You get on at the age you speak
your mind, and you don't care about what you know
happens after the fact.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Well, I'm not being malicious, that's right. Like, no, if
I said something and I was in a bad mood
and it was really like I meant it in a
bad way, which I've done that, then I will apologize.
But you know what am I saying here right now?
You should pay your workers enough money that they can
feel that they can feed and clothe their family. I
don't think that's too controversial. He's a woke capitalist, anti
(17:48):
woke capitalist. Whatever the hell they called that, Luigi Kid.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
Oh yeah, I saw you're doing the sneaker thing. You
talked about that too, That was super viral.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
She lives online.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
If you haven't realized. Yeah, I mean, I like, you
know something, I hate to tell you how few people
it takes to comment on one thing to make it
go viral.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
No, but what you were saying, I think people took
it in like they because people were having a conversation
at the time of like is it right or wrong
to say free Luigi, So they just threw that into
the conversation.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
But I think, oh, that's what people like doing.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
Yeah, I think should we blah blah blah. They never commit,
But that's what I was going people.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
No, we should not. Okay, they just get all these
mouth breathers to start commenting.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
But that's the problem with the news, Like these these
pundings will be on tell like CNNMSMC, They'll ask answers.
They'll be like, did Elon must throw up a hail Hitler?
Speaker 1 (18:37):
You know? Yeah, but those those are not, those are
not that's not news, that's not They used to have rules,
they said when I was they had rules of seven.
No one guy could own any uh combination of seven
radio stations, newspapers, magazines in one market because you could
control public opinions. So now you got two guys that
basically own all the news. So I don't know why
(18:59):
you would watch it. I mean I I if I
was running shit, I would shut down CNN, Fox News
and you would no longer be able to comment on
stuff on the internet. And then I would just leave
it at that and let the you know, bring it
down to a simmer and then maybe be like, all right,
you know, talk to people, how do you want to live,
(19:19):
what works for you, and try to like, you know,
I don't know how we get shit needs to calm
down and that don't You don't need people stirring stuff
up because you know, one of the great things about
this job is I go to all fifty states for
the most part, red and blue and people look cool.
But you watch these leaders and they're like, oh my god,
(19:41):
this is happening. That's happening. They they just got everybody
all scared. So I don't know how do you get
news because earth, oh you don't need everybody's walking around
talking about it. So, uh, how do I get news?
Speaker 5 (19:55):
Yeahuse you just trust what people say. But that's the
thing too, because some outlet.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
That's what you're doing when you watch CNN and Fox.
You're trusting what these unbelievably biased for one side or
the other. Yeah, it's not you know, you watch those channels,
you know who they voted for. When I was growing up,
you didn't. It was just like an anchor man.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
And you know, I don't know how y'all did that
though back then, because I don't.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Believe that yo yo yo white television.
Speaker 4 (20:23):
You have black and white TV.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Go ahead.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
I don't believe that.
Speaker 5 (20:26):
I don't believe that no person can be completely unbiased,
like I think that that is not true. Everybody has
a bias, so you're always going to get biased news
even when it feels neutral.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Yeah, okay, but I would say that these are really extreme.
They don't even try to hide it. Like, I remember
the first time Trump got elected, half of CNN was
crying half and I was just like, you guys are
not journalists, Like you know, there's no crying in baseball.
There's no crying in journalists. What are you doing? True? Yeah,
(21:00):
it looked like somebody you know shut down their sweet
sixteen party. It was weird.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Did did random question? Did Billy Corgan get the DNA
test to see if you and him are really have brothers?
Speaker 1 (21:08):
I don't want you know, Yeah, I don't want to
get into that. I don't want again. That was just
a you know, I love Howie, but we're still trying
to work you know, work that out. Yeah that he
did that? So oh so that was rude. I wasn't
a bit with it. I had going on. I don't
want to know. I don't want to. I'm just gonna
leave that stuff alone. There's a lot of people out
(21:31):
there that aren't in this business that might be effected,
you know, So I just saved that alone.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Okay, Wow, I need to ask You said you've been
married eleven years.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Uh huh, and you said you finally got it right? Well, yeah, wrong?
Speaker 4 (21:43):
For so long, he didn't know happy wife was happy life.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Yeah, which sounds cute. It's a threat. We mean happy wife,
happy life. What do you mean? What do I mean?
Speaker 3 (21:52):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Have you never been with a female? I've been married? Tweet? Yeah,
And you're smart enough to say, what do you mean?
So I say, and so you don't walk home. I'm
trying that slick ship. Believe me that a little bit
on a different planet. No, I I kind of uh. No. Silence.
Silence is the key. When they get all, you know,
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going on about something, you don't have to take the bait.
You just sit there if you don't engage, like arguing
with with a woman is an away game, is what
I've learned. And you're just gonna lose. But if you
just stay quiet, not hostile, quiet, neutral, quiet dies of
its own weight, and then you just if you just
never get upset, then they they look at her, You
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see the look on her face. They come around, they
come around. And then but then this is the thing too.
You can't ask them to apologize either, damn you can't.
You have to they you have to let it see,
you have to make it them feel like it was
their decision. You know what I say. And this might
sound a little off. I say, sometimes winning is losing. Yeah,
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well you can, you can. I would go that negative.
That's a little hopeless. No, you gotta listen. You have
your guy friends to say what you really feel in
that moment, that ship that you used to say to
your wife, But like you just don't do it anymore.
You just sit there and go like you know, you
just let them go. You know.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
I feel a little unhealthy, like you should be able
to talk to your wife about any and everything.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Yeah, but I mean that's how you're wired. Yeah, you
got it, like that stubborn thing. You're not gonna you're
not gonna take any I've done that. That doesn't work
with a woman.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
Sometimes you're very easy.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
I mean, y'all might have a way that y'all communicate
when you do really need to get something off your chest.
But you're really easy gone with your wife. She leads
a lot, but she also makes I feel like women
we know the same thing. Like we know how to
make y'all feel like it's your decision when it's like
if you really make the decision, who knows or will
end up?
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Yeah, you guys think you're slick with it.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
We know that we know, yeah, all right, she's single.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
By the way, One time I told this story. One
time I was I was driving the car with my
wife and uh, it was like late at night. I
was like, you know what, I'm going to stop by.
There was this die I was going to get a
chocolate shake or whatever, a sugar crate. I'm gonna get
chocolate shake. She goes, Oh, my god, that would be amazing.
And she goes they make the best shakes. He goes, oh,
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but they're so big. Why do they make them so much?
She started talking about how big they were, and I
started thinking like, yeah, how am I going to finish
this thing? You know? And then I thought like, oh,
she wants half my shake. She doesn't want her own shake,
and she wants to have some of mine. But she
doesn't want me to be upset that she's, you know,
drinking my shake or what. So she rather than just
saying you want to just split one, she tried to
like mind fuck me into thinking I couldn't finish a
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shakes as an adult. Did you finish the shake? No?
I called her out on it, and she got this
smile on her face and started looking out the window.
And there's a few times when they like, uh, sort
of expose themselves, you know, and then you start going
like you start feeling like the Mancherian candidate, going like,
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oh my god, like she's running Like I remember one
time we got into an argument and somehow I stayed
calm and she kept escalating and then she ended up
losing it. And at the end of the argument, she goes,
she goes, hey, you're happy you won. You made me mad,
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And then she walked out and I was like, I go,
what did you just say? And she was like like nothing,
Go what did you just say? You just said you
are you happy you made me mad? You want do
you think making somebody mad is winning? Because I feel
like that's what you do to me. And she was
at that point like arranging stuff on like her desk and.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
Stuff, and but it's not a competition. It's not a competition.
You are purposely trying to make her mad.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
I think he was. No, I wasn't. I accidentally did
what she was doing to me, Like when because it
was all of those times when I was like I'd
be in an argument, I would be right, and then
all of a sudden I would be arguing some other
shit going like how did we get over here? And
then I would say something dumb and then I would
end up having to apologize even though I was right,
and then I would go for a walk and then
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sort of like you know, after you lose a game,
you're looking at the game film and I was, ah,
she did it to me again.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
So I don't know what they always say, went through
your actions, never through argument. So I feel like that's
what you mean when you say just be quiet.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Yeah, I mean that's whatever you just said is more
evolved than I am. I just try to like like
that was like when I'm on dual Lingo and I
kind of know most of the words and I was like, wait,
let me just hit pause and think what was just said.
Just went through your action?
Speaker 3 (26:32):
You never through argument, Like I don't need to argue
with somebody just you know, showing proof. Basically, are you
buying this?
Speaker 1 (26:41):
He's just like walking around in some linen robe and
just just walking his way through. So you're just telling
me you just you just you just sit in the
pocket the whole time and all of her jiu jitsu
doesn't work on you.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
No, we go but think I'm not trying, You're an
argumentative guy. I like the debate, likethate.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
I like how you just clarified that all right. I
like to debate.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
I think a healthy debate is good for all parties,
for everybody, for your friends, for your wife, everything.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
I'm not talking about debating, I'm talking about arguing. I'm
just pointless. No, no, no, no, I don't do that.
I refuse with anybody.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
I just connect.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
I aspire to get there. Well, you said the amount
of shit if you have at the end of my
life of dumb ship that I spent sports arguments, Oh
my god, that's gonna be a third mind different.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
Though sports and hip hop, those are those are actually fun.
I think those are good for your heart, to be
honest with you, keep your blood flowing.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
You don't get into a fight over it, right, No,
but you. I lost a whole night in Vegas one
night when some younger kid I was hanging out with
tried to tell me that Mayweather, if he fought in
the eighties, would have would have gone undefeated against Hagler, Hearns,
Durand I'm missing somebody in there. Hagler, Sugary, Lenard, Sugar Ray, Leonards,
John the Beast Mugabbi all of these like, I'm like,
(27:57):
they all took a loss from each other. Yea, like,
no disrespect to him, but it was just like, because
I love Mayweather and everything, but I was just saying, like,
you know, I just and then I said the old
guy thing. Oh man, you've just seen the middleweight division
in the eighties, blah blah blah blah blah. And they
were like going. He was like, oh man, he would
have killed all of them. And then I just did
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you name I.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
Don't know if you named her? I named him to me,
that's just a pointless conversation because he didn't see it. See,
after the beauty of being older, you've seen both errors.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
He has not.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
You actually lived through them all to give a proper analysis.
He hasn't.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Well, Tommy, hearns. His thing was he was like six
feet tall and he could make that weight, you know
what I mean. So he had this ridiculous reach advantage
and his power. His thing. His thing that I felt
that that hurt him was he was such a warrior
that there was a few times he had a fight
one and he still just wanted to go in and
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accept and knock it out. And then knocked the guy
out and then he would get hurt. But oh my god,
when he when he when he knocked out Durant, I
thought he killed him. I mean that was it was
like a gunshot first round to night.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
Hearns Hagler fight.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Oh my gosh, it looked like Rocky. That was That
was like Hagler was my guy. He was Brockton, Massachusetts,
and you know he had the shaved head. Who knew
I was going to go that road. He had the
shaved head and everything, and I just there was something
about him. He was just like he just he just
was the toughest. I remember Hearns was saying he had
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the hardest head of anybody he ever hit. Like he
broke his hand in like the the first round of
that fight was a three rounder. I thought.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
You say that one of the greatest things that ever
happened to you is that you went ball. He went
both for your acting career.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Oh for acting, Yeah, because before that when I had
like you know, the red hair or whatever. Like you know,
they talk about all the stereotypes in Hollywood. It's not
just like with people too cut, like I was in
the redhead drawer and there's just certain roles that you get,
and I remember, like, you know, I'm we had like
black and white head shots, so like in the nineties
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with the moose in the hair, it kind of looked
like brown hair. So a couple times in like some
smaller projects, independent things, they would bring me in for
the lead and I was like, Oh my god, I'm
finally getting to go in. I'm finally gonna have like
a big part. And I would come walking in like
you know, prepare three scenes, right, and I would come
walking in and then they would see me. They'd be like, oh, okay,
we're just going to do the first scene. And I
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knew what that was. It's like, you're not going to
have there was just this unwritten rule that if you
were a redhead, you weren't gonna be the lead. Redheaded
male was not going to be the lead in the movie.
So going bald and shaving my head, you know, I
started looking more of like the asshole that I am.
So I got to play those kinds of guys, and
you know, like this thing in Glengarry Glenn Russ, this
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guy David Moss that I'm playing is you know, he
sounds like all the guys that I grew up with
like it was a different time and people just yelled
at each other and they said horrible shit to each
other and there was like no apology, and you just
kind of moved on. So what means you want to
do broad that's like the like you already do. The
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hardest thing there is to.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
Do on stage. I think comedians a maniac for you
as one person to go on stage.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
I would say, editing a movie is way difficult than really,
oh my god, oh my god. If first of all,
on your first movie, if you don't know what you're doing,
if like you know, when you see experienced directors, they'll
have a guy they're like starting to edit the stuff
as it goes, so they almost have their first cut
at the end. Your first time director, it's like you
took five jigsaw puzzles and just threw it in the
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air and it's on the floor and you have to
look at every piece and try to figure out how
it went together. That's the hardest as far as in
show business thing that I did. And then before show business,
any construction, landscaping, roofing was brutal, but stand up is
not hard. It's more humiliating in the beginning when you
don't know what you're doing, but once you know what
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you're doing, it's one of the easiest jobs in entertainment
because it's in real time with Like a movie is
an hour and a half and it takes like three
months to shoot it, sixteen hour days. You know an hour.
Stand up takes an hour. So if you're funny, it's
it's an easy job.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
I guess you got to get to that point though,
when you use first thought out and you're getting on
that stay age and it's you versus three hundred and
five hundred people. Man, my favorite thing is the white
people bump.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Yeah, non enjoys it.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
No, I'm just like the thought process of watching people
try to figure out how to get out.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
Of oh yeah, yeah, trying to learn how to bomb gracefully. Yeah,
you learn how to do it, but the only way
to do it. What I do like about stand up
is the only way to learn how to do it
is to do it. You can't like rehearse. It's like
you want to be a comedian, you literally write five
minutes of material and then you go up and try
and do it. That would be like being able to
play guitar for five minutes and then go play your
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first concert, Like, how would you do that? So it's
inherently it's it's inherently set up to be a train
wreck for the first you know, three four years of
your career or whatever. But I mean, it's the job
is beyond a blessing. I didn't know what I wanted
to do in life, but I wanted to have a
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fun job. And it's definitely the most fun you could have.
I love doing it. Well, why Broadway now though, because
I fell in love with acting and Broadway. I never
was into you know, I just thought it was all
like cats, lay miz and all of that. I didn't
understand any of that. But in the late nineties two thousand,
(33:31):
I saw True West with John c Riley and Rest
his Soul Philip Seymour Hoffman and it wasn't a musical
and I watched it and I was like, wow, it
was electrifying. I was like, this is amazing. I would
love to do that. And I started to take some
acting classes, you know, for about five years. At that point,
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I just sort of, you know, I just the way
the business used to be was like stand up led
to acting. When you got paid to be an actor's
opposed to now, I don't know what's going on. So yeah,
so I just started taking acting classes and I don't know,
I don't know how most of the stuff is after
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my career, and somehow I ended up on this thing,
which is crazy. And we've done three preview shows, which
is funny. They act like they don't count until the premiere,
but it's like people paid like these counts. So but
it's a great cast of people and everybody's been killing it,
so it's been fun.
Speaker 5 (34:29):
In the opening of your special, when you're walking on
a stage, you talk about how comedy is like kind
of like a safe space or whatever, because you've you didn't.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
I never said safe space. It's of the Yeah, this
is like space.
Speaker 5 (34:45):
I was surprised, what did you say, because whatever it was,
I was surprised to hear you saying because you said
something about like you didn't know how much you wanted
people to like you. Oh yeah, I thought I did,
And I was confused. I'm like, really, yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Well I thought I did stand up because I liked comedy.
That's what I thought. But I did I didn't. Through
taking mushrooms and figuring myself out, I realized that the
reason why I did comedy, aside from I like making
people laugh and that's how I connected with them, it
was in this real, this way to go on stage
and make a room full of strangers like you so
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they wouldn't hurt you. Yeah, so that was kind of like,
you know, that's O Curry.
Speaker 5 (35:23):
I just was surprised if you say that because this
other stuff you say. I'm like, you know people are
going to dislike you for that, but you still say
it so well.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
That probably has to do with, uh, you know, not
getting love and then when you get it when you
grow up, then you push it away or something, or
not feeling worthy of it, low self esteem. There's a
lot of stuff in there. I gotta take some more
mushrooms to figure.
Speaker 3 (35:47):
That part of it out.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
But uh, you do a lot of plant based medicines. No,
I just I don't know what I do. I've only
done mushrooms like three or four times, and what I
like about it, it's the only drug about But done
that didn't make me want to do it again the
next day. It made me want to like work on
myself and try to be not such an asshole. And yeah,
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it has it's yeah, it's it's I'm not going to
get into it, but confronted a lot of stuff that
happened to me that made me become a comedian or
have the need to do it, and then it made
me understand my wife more and what it was like
to be with me, because you know what I mean,
if you grew up in a crazy environment, your idea
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of not crazy is just less crazy than the crazy
you grew up with. But is everybody. If you get
with somebody that had a regular, happy childhood, whatever that is,
like you think you're being chill, and your chill is
is a raving lunatic to them, so and then that
becomes that The most difficult thing I think as a
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human being is empathy. Get out of me and listen
to you. What are you saying? And then you know,
admitting you're wrong. Okay, you're right, that's hurting you. I'm
acknowledging that. Blah blah blah. Like that's the type of
stuff I got out of out of taking mushrooms. Would
you do ayahuasca and any of that stuff that's a
little further Yeah, I would in the right circumstances, but
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I would just do it with my friends. I don't
trust these therapists that all of a sudden, you know,
out of nowhere understand it. And what's going to be
the worst thing that's going to happen in mushrooms is
it's going to become legal. I think so because look
what happened to weed. I mean, what is it now?
Speaker 4 (37:29):
First of all, chocolate over the mushrooms?
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Well you just you look, you look at those weeds stores.
It looks toxic. It just looks like a store of chemicals.
It doesn't look it used to just being a little
sandwich bag and hopefully it was green. It's usually brown
with seeds and stems and shit. But it was just
so it was weed, That's all it was. And it
was just like, you know, you could smoke a lot
of it and get you know, they have edibles, they
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have cream, they love, they have shit like you know,
only take I would only take like take like two
hits and see what happened that happened to me? Take
too hits? He would happen to that happened with me.
On Thanksgiving, we had some friends over and I missed
the red flag because I was like, you know, having
a good time. Like I went to go give one
of the women that came over. I went to go
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give her a gummy. She goes, na, Na, it's all right.
I go, no, it's only ten milligrams. And she's going like,
I mean, if if it's not one hundred, it's not
going to do anything for me. And I should have
clicked on that, and I didn't. And then like twenty
minutes later I was smoking a joint with her and
her brother, and then like I just was not at Thanksgiving. Dude.
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It was like, for like three hours, are you.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
Still trustgiving woman drugs in two twenty five?
Speaker 1 (38:37):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Man, I would never. I wouldn't even well, I.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Wasn't trying to bang her. Were just like there was
a bunch of people there. You're gonna we're gonna eat. No.
I just said, you know, yeah, everybody was breaking out
what they had, and you know, it was just like,
you know, you want, you know, where the hell did
your mind going went Thanksgiving dinner? You should about wheelding
the casting couch. I wanted to ask you something. You know,
(39:02):
if you want the best cut of the turkey, wait,
is that that this can happen? Why don't you eat
this can we just examine that you still trust giving
a woman drugs? It was a fucking animal five manes
Christ you've.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
Heard We've heard too many stories, you know. Five years later, Yeah,
I was at Bill Burd's house and he gave me
some drugs and it was just came over for Thanksgiving. Yeah,
I can hear you trying to explain it.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
On Twitter.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
Oh, it was gonna be existing five years from now. Yeah,
it's figuring yourself out good for the entertainment, meaning like
when you are one.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Hundred percent okay. One of the biggest fucking myths as
a comedians. If you get happy, you're not gonna be
funny anymore. It is. It breathes all new life into you.
And it also, uh, you can re examine all of
these topics that you've talked coming from a different perspective
being happy. And then also you can maybe do stand
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up for the crowd instead of yourself because now you're happy,
it's like, hey, let me make them happy for an
hour Like that, man, it makes you more empathetic. You
can relate to people understand maybe like even if you
haven't gone through what they've gone through, you understand that
they're going through something. So if they do yell at you,
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rather than taking it personal, you can come at them,
you know, from a different angle, which is my favorite
thing to do, is to just just not take it
personally and try to figure out where it came from
and get them to laugh about themselves, to realize that
what they yelled at me had nothing to do with me.
It had to do with what happened to them on
Tuesday or I don't know, or when I don't know,
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years ago or something like that.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
So when you look at your old stuff, do you
feel like you was just projecting, like you was just
projecting your anger or whatever it was.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
Oh, I mean I just yeah, I would say, I
don't know when I when I don't watch my old stuff,
but if I was to watch it, it would make
me cringe or anything. I would just sort of look
at it more like, you know, that's where I was.
You know, a lot of the stuff that I said
about women had really nothing to do with women. I
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had to do with the fact that I wanted to
be married and wanted to have kids. I didn't know
how to do it. I was too walled off. So
that's like a really heavy thing to try to figure
out in your twenties. So what you do is rather
than you know, I mean, I know I didn't have
the maturity to do that. So what I did was
I lashed out at what I wanted instead and blamed
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them because that's way easier than trying to figure out yourself.
Maybe I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, yeah, I
would probably cringe at some of the shit that I said.
Speaker 3 (41:43):
Because I've heard comedians say I got because you know,
I'm a big proponent in therapy, but I've heard a
lot of communities I'll never go to therapy because you know,
I need just trauma, like do you Yeah, well we'll
get you here.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
We'll just where they are. That's just where they are.
I hope they get to look because it's just like,
all right, so you want to be upset your whole life,
you get one life. I don't believe in reincarnation. You
get one life. It's like you could be happy, you
could make other people happy, you could help them out,
you could do that, or you could just go around,
you know, taking out your childhood on other people, which
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is what the fuck I was doing.
Speaker 3 (42:16):
Yeah, do you think about dying? You just said, yeah,
but not in.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
A bad way. I don't. I don't believe in an
angry God, and I don't believe that he's gonna judge me.
It's like you made me. Yeah, did I fuck up? Well,
that's your mistake, Jesus Well. I always equated if I
built a car and it doesn't start up, I mean,
I'm gonna get mad at the engine.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
But if you tell him we put this type of
gas and then somebody put something else in it and
it sucks up, not your it's not the builder's fault.
Speaker 4 (42:46):
What So you got to say no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Nor are you telling somebody to do it this way?
And you decide to fuck the car up and put
So that's the devil analogy? Is that the devil analogy? No,
I'm just talking, but it's like my thing is just talking.
You just went reverse, Henry Hill. I'm just listening. I'm
just talking. I'm just just I just want to hear
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the sound of my voice soothing, soothing to me to
present ideas.
Speaker 3 (43:14):
I do understand what you're saying, O, because I think
about that often.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
They I don't believe in that. That that devil shit,
It's like that's God's creation. You created that handle that.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
And there's a lot of things here that causes to
make poor choice.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
God makes sociopaths, he makes he makes horrible people also,
but for some reason with religion that's not God's responsibility.
And then these horrible people do horrible ship to kids
and stuff, and it messes them up, and then they
got to go out in the world and then they start,
you know, being toxic or whatever. It's. I don't I
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believe in God, but I don't necessarily believe in a
loving God. Explain that, Well, then why would he make
all these horrible people?
Speaker 5 (43:56):
People say the devil got a kingdom and a religious background,
Like are you spiritual or are you like religious?
Speaker 4 (44:04):
The difference is like how you practice or like are
you in church often?
Speaker 1 (44:07):
Are you?
Speaker 4 (44:07):
Or you just have your own faith journey with whoever
you praise.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
I don't do any of that, okay, I just like
I just try to be a good guy. And I
don't know, I don't understand. Like even if you look
at the animal world, okay, like he created all the
animals too, the fact that like there's just animals out
there that their whole purpose is to be food, to
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be eaten, alive, like fucking rabbits. It's just like the
patheticness of being a rabbit.
Speaker 3 (44:39):
But I mean God was thinking about us, huh, I
mean God was thinking about us.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
Are his other creatures that need to eat? Explain bears?
Just like, why would you make something like that? And
they have an inability to kill something go out starting
to eat it first? Like what I like about lions
and tigers and shit is they have the decent see
to kill you before they start eating you, whereas like
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a fucking bear just pounces on you and just starts
fucking ripping meat out of your back like now a DiCaprio.
Speaker 3 (45:10):
But that's only if you're in their environment.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
I know. But deer are Why did deer have to
go through that death? Why can't it just fucking kill
the thing? Because deer are those animals food? Like when
you have to explain, I understand that, But why do
they have to have such an agonizing If there's a
loving God, why would he make something that's so fucking
stupid it has the ability to kill something it just
starts eating it.
Speaker 4 (45:32):
Do you want a viral answer for that? Or do
y'all just discussing?
Speaker 3 (45:38):
I think God is just being creative. So if you
can make a bear, why wouldn't you?
Speaker 1 (45:42):
The way, God is traumatized, and that's why the universe
keeps expanding. He just keeps creating. There's something he's dealing with.
Speaker 3 (45:49):
So you think God is a rapid dog that needs
to get put down?
Speaker 1 (45:51):
No, No, I don't think that. Geez, that was do
you remember that? That that fucking English guy, that awful head.
The hell is his name? I can't remember his name. Yeah,
he's always saying ship like you're saying you don't like babies.
Is that what you're saying? Let me return, Charlotte Mae
(46:14):
doesn't like babies. I get you.
Speaker 3 (46:16):
I want to talk about my special I keep going
back to that one. It was just a callback, Bill,
It's not that deep. I'm just talking.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
Well, the first time, we're just time. The first time
is a callback.
Speaker 3 (46:37):
You get three and four.
Speaker 1 (46:38):
That's an issue. You're making a point. What was I
talking about? God? All right? I want to hear I
want to hear you. I'm open to this. So okay.
Speaker 4 (46:47):
The way that this story goes into show is that.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
The barreth shall malleth and start eating it. No, especially
if the deer is gaieth, it's sweet. How's the taste?
All right?
Speaker 4 (47:08):
What is the uh? You really want to know?
Speaker 1 (47:16):
Yeah, it's interesting me. I don't have I don't have
any answers. I listened to any trying to look it up.
Speaker 5 (47:21):
So it's it's where it's that in the Bible in Genesis,
when God the sixth Day, God created animals, they were
supposed to be companions for Adam, And they don't talk
specifically about bears that it was supposed to be about,
broadly about how man has this relationship with nature and
like being able to like the dominion over nature and
things that are in this world.
Speaker 4 (47:39):
That's what it was originated for.
Speaker 1 (47:41):
We're not supposed to interact with it was supposed to
dominate it.
Speaker 5 (47:44):
I mean, because what happens is is Adam begin naming
the animals and things of that nature.
Speaker 4 (47:48):
That's all I before Eve. I don't know if there's.
Speaker 1 (47:52):
I'm not trying to be a wise Yes, what did
that have to do with bears? Because you.
Speaker 5 (47:58):
Asked you why did God create talking? You asked me
why would God create bears? And Bear's going to do
those things? And I'm telling you where animals came in.
Speaker 4 (48:05):
To play in Genesis.
Speaker 3 (48:06):
Okay, you welcome.
Speaker 1 (48:09):
Yeah, that was good. You one thing about comedy before
we go, my guy Andrews. So you old me I
would have engaged in that. I would have been like,
you didn't answer my question. I just were like, it's
still smiling. That's how it works. Do you afterwards? I'll
talk to you like, what the fun we're all just
(48:30):
talking about talking Genesis. I don't go to church. I
thought you meant the band comedy right by the way.
Phil Collins, Phil Collins, one of the greatest drummers of
all time. For your listeners, get to get an album
brand X. If you're a music head, we know Phil Kylins,
but yeah you know studio. You don't know that ship
brand X. Get that Album's unbelieved. He's unbelievable on that album.
Speaker 3 (48:54):
Why why did you just shout him?
Speaker 1 (48:57):
Have to do with I like playing drums, And there's
there's people out there that just don't get the respect
that they deserve, and and uh, you know what what
happens is whatever business you're in, there's there's the public
Mount Rushmore and then there's the people that do It's
Mount Rushmore, the real one. So uh, whenever people bring
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up the greatest drummers, Like his name doesn't get brought
up enough. Because I was just having this discussion we
were talking about We're just talking. She brought up Genesis.
Speaker 4 (49:37):
I'm just talking.
Speaker 3 (49:40):
So Phil Collins is on your Mount Rushmore?
Speaker 1 (49:43):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (49:43):
One who else?
Speaker 1 (49:45):
Uh, it's it's Mount Russia. Is only four people. I
can't do that, So I would say my greatest of
all time, Tony Williams, close second, Elvin Jones, uh, John Bonham,
and then there's uh, it's just to Steve gad Vinny
calling you to Steve Jordan.
Speaker 3 (50:04):
Uh, he's of them heard.
Speaker 1 (50:09):
Uh, there's just too many. I just said him West.
Speaker 3 (50:14):
Are you of course a love one your Rushmore?
Speaker 1 (50:16):
Yeah, because it isn't just like playing drum solos and
all of that. It's like I watched him so like
I saw Quest play at the SNL fifty years of
music and the amount of genres and he just seamlessly
(50:38):
you know what I mean. Like there's a lot like
I'm a rock drummer, you know what I mean, Or
I'm this drummer, I'm that country drummer, whatever the hell
it is. There's very few people that can kind of
speak all of those languages like fluently and it's still happening.
And they always talk about how the band is only
as good as the drum Like the drummer sucks, the
band's gonna suck. So to watch him play with like,
(50:59):
I mean I lost at that that night, but he
played with everybody from like I think Lil Wayne was
the actual broadcast, but I think he played with him
that night Lil Wayne to share. It's like if he's
sitting in the drum chair, like it's gonna be a
great gig, and it's just like like his encyclopedia knowledge
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of music. And also I got to tell you that
edit that he made should have won an award for
his for the fifty years of SNL music, where like
you know DJ's you know they blend one song or
to another. He blended like like the actual video footage
like and I was just sitting I was talking to
my buddy my going like, uh, this editor. We were
(51:43):
just blown away by going this is what happens when
you get like a master musician DJ in an edit
room with like film. I mean, he's just an incredible talent.
So yeah, I would have him on definitely.
Speaker 3 (51:53):
And drummers actually used to get later, remember somebody, I never.
Speaker 1 (51:56):
Made it out of my parents' basement, so like, you know, yeah,
and that was also no I had orange hair, I was.
I was introverted now it was. It was a barren
wasteland for me for a while. So like comedy was
the thing. Comedy was the first thing that I did
that I felt like I didn't have to look to
see what what are other people doing? I mean I
(52:18):
had to learn from people, but I just felt like
I was something that, oh, this is something that I
might have a talent for. With like drums, you know,
no matter how much I played, I would go to
like a music store and I would see some eight
year old and I could just see he had it.
He was already expressing his ideas on the kit. And
I was more doing drums rather than playing drums. So well,
(52:39):
I'm glad you.
Speaker 3 (52:40):
Find your gift, and the world is glad you find
your gift.
Speaker 1 (52:43):
Okay, I never know, dude, you got a poker face?
What you mean that was sarcasm.
Speaker 5 (52:49):
I'm glad you found He was a roundabout way for
us enjoy with your comedy.
Speaker 1 (52:54):
You make people laugh for a living and you make
people think, Well, hey, I mean, if that's what happens
to us, all I'm trying to do is make you
laugh for whatever an hour. That's all I'm trying to do.
Speaker 3 (53:04):
Bill Burley, all right, what's waiting for you? Forget the drummers?
Speaker 1 (53:09):
He said you want billionaires to be put down ladies
and gentlemen, that that would be a controversial take everybody,
I mean put down.
Speaker 3 (53:22):
I like compassionate capitalism. If you're a piece of shit person, period,
regardless of what your financial status is, we probably can
do without you. Yeah, yeah, all right.
Speaker 1 (53:31):
This is my impression of Bill Gates eating an apple
in his house. Wait a minute, is this one of mine?
Gentlemen drop dead years out now on hul.
Speaker 4 (53:43):
I mean you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (53:43):
He's not going to eat the food he's making us eat. Yeah. Wait,
is this the one I'm giving out to babies? Or
is this for my own orchard? Is this a billionaire
out mors, It's just for the common people, bil Burgher,
(54:04):
It's the breakfast Club. Good morning, Wake that ass up
in the morning. The Breakfast Club
Wake that ass up in the morning. Breakfast Club Morning.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Everybody is the DJ Envy Jess Hilarious, Charlamagne the guy.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
We are the Breakfast Club law on the roster filling
in for Jess.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Yes, indeed, And we got a special guest in the building,
legendary comedian Bill Burr.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Welcome, Hey, what's going on?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
How you feeling?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
What's up? Bill? I'm all right?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
You know you made have you made me think about
something this night? There is a risk and giving compliments.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Oh yeah. I came in and I was saying, I go, oh, yeah,
you lost some weight. You look good. They say you
look good. And then he said, what we're saying I
was fat before? It was like, I guess I kind
of was, it wasn't And I was like, well, what
if he's sick? Bill? Yeah, you said that's the risky risk.
You take the risk you take. But you know they
got AIDS under control. Yeah, Jesus, they do, Yes, they do.
(00:45):
It's not like a big deal anymore.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Remember when everybody used to be so scared of AIDS.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
It was terrifying, right, Mathew Johnthon preth confs one of
clay us, I don't have ages. That was a crazy,
crazy our generation. If somebody got skinny, that's what it was,
r us, it was heroin. Okay after that, Yeah, yeah,
this is a nice way to start this interview. But
drug addiction aids.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
By the way, billion fifty six, you are not in
your drop dead years.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Many don't say to cut it out. Well yeah people, people, Yeah,
I've had friends drop dead in these these years, So
I hope I'm not. I tried. I mean, I'm an
old dad. So that was sort of the uh, the
thought that I started, you know, thinking like, I how
long do I have to live? So my kids will?
You know, I raised them and I was starting to
(01:35):
do the math and it was kind of scaring me.
So I've been I don't know, but you know, you
get to be fifty six, going to be fifty seven,
you start thinking thinking of those things. No, it isn't. Yes,
it is fifty seven times too, is one hundred and fourteen.
It's not young. How people like, oh, you know you're
middle aged. It's like, no, I'm not. I'm fifty six.
(01:55):
I'll be fifty seven, so yeah that's old.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
No, how old are your kids?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Oh? My kids utter is eight and my son's going
to be five. Oh I started late.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Yeah, yes, but the average age of most people die
I'm in at least around seventy four to seventy five.
That's the average age in America.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Oh okay, that's good. So those are those are actually
the dropped edgy is at least No, that's not dropping dead.
That's that's dying of natural causes or whatever you were doing.
Dropping dead is you're out on a golf course, you know,
just you know, limbering up doing this and then face
plant into the t's.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
But you got to take care of yourself. You go
to the doctor, you do your cardiovascular tests.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I'm not dying, yeah, doing like a health intervention here.
It is a stand up special. You're taking a very
serious care the thing. It's just sort of making fun
of the fact that, uh, yeah, I'm not young anymore.
I got to watch myself and and whatnot.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
So you run around the park with your kids.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Yes, I do all of that type like that does
he make.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
It his souse sounds seems so age. I'm like, well,
what young stuff do you do that makes you feel
like some.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Damn it's just being fifty six? Is like, is that
a crazy thing to think? That fifty six is kind
of old.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
I think so because you don't, I mean the way
that I think because you put you say fifty six
and then you talk about all of the like kind
of like the up the hill battle stuff like it's
just you wake up every day and.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
You're find like that she's thirty three.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Make it make it feel like you make it feel
like you feel old.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Like so I'm like, dang, listen, I'll call Hulu, I
will rename I'll.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
See what I can do the game to Drop Dead Years.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Yes, okay, it's the pre game, all right.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Well, the special is out today. It is out today
on Hulu. Drop Dead yees for everybody out there. Make
sure you go stream it, make sure you go watch it.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Absolutely can you can you tell us what? Well, I
guess you just told us what inspired the name? But
how does it reflect the material you're covering in the special?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Well, I always have like a mix of like I
talk about current events, uh crazy thoughts, and then you know,
sort of analyzing my mistakes or whatever. So I'm not
because my earlier specials, I was just doing this. So
I like to try to point the finger at myself
a little bit more. But I don't know. God, I
did the thing back in June, and my act is
(04:16):
all different now. But it was just just stuff that
was I mean that you know, Biden was still president
when I did it, so there wasn't like all of
this stuff that's going on now that is uh, you know, intense.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
What his years? If you're a drop dead years, what
is the when you're Biden's aid, what is his year
is called?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
I mean that guy should have been in a home.
I mean, I don't understand, like how that guy was
our best option. I don't know, it's it's it's I
try to stay out of politics, but no matter what
you do now, everybody just sort of drags you into it. So,
you know, and then like in my world, the white world,
they try to throw they throw the word woke on you,
(04:57):
which I always just say, you can't use that word
has nothing to do with us. You can't be woke
as a white person. You're just not. And that's one
of the embarrassing things about my people is not only
do we steal your slang, we don't have the decency
to find out the definition before we start using it.
And then it like changes, like I heard some of
(05:18):
the other day was talking about like how when they
get drunk, their their accent comes out, and they were like, yeah,
it's like code switching. That's not what that is.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
You know, when it comes to comedy, are you trying
to provide an escape for people or do you feel
like you have to use comedy to make sense of
the world that we live in.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Definitely an escape. I'm big on that. Like, my job
is when you come, I'm going to make you laugh,
forget about whatever you're going through, or add to a
good week if you had it. But I don't put
any sort of level of importance. People try to do that,
like there's this stupid thing out there, the comedians. They're
like the truth tellers of today. It's like, no, you
(06:01):
journalists aren't doing your fucking jobs anymore. Are all you
guys work for one or two channels and you know,
you just sort of towe the company line. So then
they're putting it on comedians. It's like, you know, that's
not our job. Our job is to make you laugh
and forget about your work week or whatever. So I
don't put any sort of importance on anything that I'm doing,
(06:23):
but people, other people try to.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
I guess I wonder whose vaulte that is, though, like
that was their particular comedian because you know, George Calin
always kept people to me grounded in reality. And then
what John Stewart did and still does, you know on
the Daily Show, he keeps people grinding in reality, but
then he reports the news. So sometimes they want you
to make the facts funny because the news isn't doing
it like the news.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I stopped watching the news at least ten years ago.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Damn, I just couldn't do it.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
There's just no hope. You just walk around. I always say,
you can tell people that watch twenty four hour news,
they show up and their eyebrows are up. You see
what happened? I mean it just I just did Good
Morning America just the weather alone, the way they were
showing all of this severe weather and nobody is addressing
global warming and how the hell and what are we
going to do about this? And I think I really
(07:12):
think the LA fires all that corporations see like, oh wow,
we got we got great ratings watching all these people
lose their houses, so let's uh. So then I was
like watching the weather on Good Morning America, being like,
is it really this bad? Are they trying to make
it seem this bad so they can get some more
of those la fire uh ratings or whatever.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
So you've got a sensationalize in news, that's like your
goal when you know how to sensationalize.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Yeah, they're just trying to make money. So I don't
know it. It's a weird time.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
And how do you stay away from politics when I
feel like politics is just funny?
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Now? Everything is everywhere.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Every like everything you say has to do with political
sni everything. But a lot of stuff you say he
has to do with political stuff. Like you were trend
to all morning this morning? Did you know that on Twitter?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yeah? But I guarantee you whatever they were saying, I
was saying, I wasn't what was it about?
Speaker 5 (08:00):
It was the na Nazi thing and how the media's
say what they looked ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
There was a there was a time post me to
and all that speaking to power, all of that ship
that was happening. Remember when something was supposed to happen
for you guys and it didn't because it was all
of us just talking. That's what ended up happening.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
That's what a lot of white people making a lot
of promises that never happened.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
Was it during the Black Squares time or so?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
I don't, I don't, I don't, I just I just
remember there was a time that you would be on
stage going like can I do this Caitlyn Jenner joke?
Or am I was this gonna like? Am I gonna
get canceled? Like it was really this crazy time. Nah.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
She was the one transgend that you could always make
jokes about and nobody would get there.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
I don't know. I kind of did one on Conan
and then those guys at Huffington Post tried to get
something going but and okay, so there was that period
and then like a few years later, this guy seek
hiled twice once in the front if you missed it
in the back, and it's just like he still has
a job. That guy still has a job. I don't, uh,
(09:09):
I don't understand those guys. And this isn't politically, it's
just like I don't understand why they're so upset with
this country. It's like you're billionaires. I think it's working
for you, like like you know, why are you going
and telling everybody you know, justify what you do? It's
like fucking justify what you do that piece of shit
car that you're making that the government financed. No, but
you know what you just said.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
You said that Elon still had the job. He's the
richest man in the world. There's nothing they can do
to him. And that's all he proved. There's nothing anybody
can do to him by throwing up when he did that.
What do you take from him? He's not Kyrie Irvan,
he's not Kanye Like, what do you do?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Yeah, but I don't know, I listen, I don't know
how this shit works. I'm just saying that. You know,
if you said the wrong thing is a comedian, all
of a sudden you lost your TV. Not the richest
man in the world.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
He was the richest comedian in the world.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Ever, man, I don't get bibn't get you. See amount
of veterans that people in the armed services that died
trying to stop Hitler, and then this guy comes in,
you know, and does that while being an immigrant too,
which is kind of fat the whole thing. There's none
and none of it like tracks how you could be
(10:14):
to support the troops, you know, America, love her or
leave it, And then this guy comes in and gives
a shout out to Hitler makes no sense at all. Yeah,
it doesn't, So I don't know. But then somehow that
gets like politicized. I'm not trashing Republicans. All Republicans did
not see Kyle. That guy did. And I was just
(10:34):
amazed that all liberals had was one day of outrage
and they're like, all right, I guess that didn't work.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
That we just kind of move on because they realized
they can't do anything to them, Like what do you
do other than some angry tweets.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Well, the stock went down a little bit, but then
Trump tried to, you know, buy some some Teslas on
you know, live on television to show people that it's
cool about the company.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
So the people online said Bill Burt is absolutely cooking.
He don't realize he was gonna lead a revolution and
then make jokes and complain about it.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
So they want you to tell them what to do.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
That's one comment.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
If you do this, they was, they was giving it
up for you this morning.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
If you were in this business, the last thing you
want to do is read comments on the internet. I
tell her that everything.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
Whenever a person is trending, I have to go see why,
Like it's just in my world, if she lives in
the comments, this is not the this is this is
this is not the comments. This is like you were
trending across the US on Twitter, so I clicked to
see why because I knew you were coming today. And
then I saw the comment that you made, which I
saw the day before.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
But people just.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Started common sense comment that.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
Yeah, people just started yelling about it today. So that's
why you were trending.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Just think about that, all people.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
He wasn't he wasn't seek highway. What wasn't he was
calling a legal motion? Two politicians were moving at the
same time.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
You know, you said you feel like billionaire are like
rabbit dogs who deserve to be put down.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Wow, damn, I mean, well, it's a podcast. I'm exact.
I'm joking. I'm exaggerating. You can't do that anything, Yes
you can, and I did it and it's fine. You
know what I hate. I hate when somebody shows them
a clip from a movie or a sketch and be like, well,
you couldn't do that today, it's like, you just did it.
(12:26):
That's true, and we all watched it and everything was fine.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
So like, I uh, so you don't really feel like
billionaires are rabbit dogs who should be put down.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
I think that they should be regulated. Capitalism is great,
but unregulated capitalism, I don't think the direction this is going.
And when now these guys, the thing is is they're
all competing with each other. They don't hang out with
regular people. They just hang out with other billionaires. So
when somebody has an infinity pool overlooking an infinity pool,
then that that's what they want. And you know, I
think they just go around, uh looking at their net
(12:57):
worth and they're trying to be like the first trillion error.
But I don't I don't know. I don't understand that.
But this this whole like heartless way that they treat
workers is it's it's got to stop. It has to stop.
And I don't I do find it funny though, that
it's nerds that are ruining the world because they used
(13:18):
to always go after like frat boys and stuff, and
it's like, well, now look at it. It's all of
these these I don't know, they're all getting like hair
plugs and they get like face I don't understand what
the CEO. They take jiu jitsu and they eat raw almonds.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
They've got the girlfriends now on two day outside Elamas.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
Uh, oh my god, comes they the people they're outside now,
people are following them more.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
They're making them celebrities. That's what's happening. Yes, like that's
what it is. That's what I mean by their outside.
We're just all right gravitation.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Say they actually they got the pick of the litter
when it comes to women.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Though I don't think the pick of the litter. I
think people care about the moor.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
The thing is is they're nerds, so they don't have
any game. So they have to have a billion dollars,
you know, just to get some stripper to walk up
their driveway. Jesus, it's kind of, oh Jesus, this is
the breakfast club.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
It's kind of always been like that, though I love
it's kind of been like that. For God, God's always
feel like that we needed some money.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
I never felt like that, you know, because you know
who the real the real goats are when it comes
to talking to women. Was those guys that were getting
money are not getting money. We're getting women. Before they
had money, they would that the guys in high school,
in college or whatever who were just crushing it like
that was the real deal. Because they were getting that
(14:33):
with like their vibe, their gift, the gab and all
of that. But like, once you have like money, if
you have a good looking if you get after you
have money, if you done get a good looking woman,
you can't how do you trust that? That's right?
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Jed Bazos is like a perfect example of that. Like
people weren't caring too much about him besides what he
was doing right or wrong at Amazon, and then he
started he got muscles, he said, looking like a little
something got with Lauren Sanchez. No everbody care about his
relationship and where they're going with it.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
No, they don't.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
They can't. Jeff Bezos being babies with all that money
you google.
Speaker 5 (15:03):
Jeff Bezos Lauren Santez. The top media outlets are covering
their engears for the fact that she was what she
wore at.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
I'm saying, what part of the Internet is that on?
Just out of curiosity because I am nowhere near that.
I watched like lions killing hyaenas, people wiping out on motorcycles.
I had no idea that somebody's watching the CEOs. Yeah,
you know, m is that on Twitter?
Speaker 3 (15:32):
You can google it too, But you know, people feel
like that about multimillionaires too, though, Bill, and you are
a multimillionaire.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
I hit the lottery, Yeah I was. I worked in
a warehouse, I did ship like that, and then I tried.
I tried like I had, you know, I went after
something and it and it paid up. Like there's no
way to win that conversation where it's just like, oh,
you got money now, so shut the fuck up. And
but then if you act like you have money, it's like, oh,
don't forget where you came from. So like, I don't know,
(16:00):
I am, I don't know. Nobody's the same person that
they were. I'd like to think I learned some shit
along the way. But like, you know, people who work
for me get paid, Yeah, I don't want them to
go to bed terrified, wake up, terrified, go to work terrified.
Like that. One psycho said that he wants his workers
to do like I want people to be uh comfortable. Yeah, Like,
(16:22):
why wouldn't you want your employees to Like when I
was growing up, you know, the working class, it was
like one week's pay should be your rent or your mortgage.
And now I know people that work a whole month
and have to get like a second job and that's
just not good. You know, you need to be home
with your kids. If you have a second job, you
can't do that. You can't raise them, right, it causes
more problems. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
So you like compassionate capitalism.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Yeah, I have no problem with people running stuff. I
have no problem with people making a ton of money.
But like you know, when when your workers are wearing
adult diapers because they don't have time to go to
the bath, dam as they're driving your truck across the country, Like, yeah,
that's what I've all right, Maybe maybe you're taking too
much of the pie, that's all. So, I don't know.
(17:06):
People are gonna cut this ship up and they're gonna
fucking throw it. You're gonna read it and they're gonna
say some more stuff. I feel. It feels like common sense,
but you're.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Not afraid to talk to it. That's what I like
about you. Bill. You go on these podcasts, you speak
your mind. You get on at the age you speak
your mind, and you don't care about what you know
happens after the fact.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Well, I'm not being malicious, that's right. Like, no, if
I said something and I was in a bad mood
and it was really like I meant it in a
bad way, which I've done that, then I will apologize.
But you know what am I saying here right now?
You should pay your workers enough money that they can
feel that they can feed and clothe their family. I
don't think that's too controversial. He's a woke capitalist, anti
(17:48):
woke capitalist. Whatever the hell they called that, Luigi Kid.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
Oh yeah, I saw you're doing the sneaker thing. You
talked about that too, That was super viral.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
She lives online.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
If you haven't realized. Yeah, I mean, I like, you
know something, I hate to tell you how few people
it takes to comment on one thing to make it
go viral.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
No, but what you were saying, I think people took
it in like they because people were having a conversation
at the time of like is it right or wrong
to say free Luigi, So they just threw that into
the conversation.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
But I think, oh, that's what people like doing.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
Yeah, I think should we blah blah blah. They never commit,
But that's what I was going people.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
No, we should not. Okay, they just get all these
mouth breathers to start commenting.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
But that's the problem with the news, Like these these
pundings will be on tell like CNNMSMC, They'll ask answers.
They'll be like, did Elon must throw up a hail Hitler?
Speaker 1 (18:37):
You know? Yeah, but those those are not, those are
not that's not news, that's not They used to have rules,
they said when I was they had rules of seven.
No one guy could own any uh combination of seven
radio stations, newspapers, magazines in one market because you could
control public opinions. So now you got two guys that
basically own all the news. So I don't know why
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you would watch it. I mean I I if I
was running shit, I would shut down CNN, Fox News
and you would no longer be able to comment on
stuff on the internet. And then I would just leave
it at that and let the you know, bring it
down to a simmer and then maybe be like, all right,
you know, talk to people, how do you want to live,
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what works for you, and try to like, you know,
I don't know how we get shit needs to calm
down and that don't You don't need people stirring stuff
up because you know, one of the great things about
this job is I go to all fifty states for
the most part, red and blue and people look cool.
But you watch these leaders and they're like, oh my god,
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this is happening. That's happening. They they just got everybody
all scared. So I don't know how do you get
news because earth, oh you don't need everybody's walking around
talking about it. So, uh, how do I get news?
Speaker 5 (19:55):
Yeahuse you just trust what people say. But that's the
thing too, because some outlet.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
That's what you're doing when you watch CNN and Fox.
You're trusting what these unbelievably biased for one side or
the other. Yeah, it's not you know, you watch those channels,
you know who they voted for. When I was growing up,
you didn't. It was just like an anchor man.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
And you know, I don't know how y'all did that
though back then, because I don't.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Believe that yo yo yo white television.
Speaker 4 (20:23):
You have black and white TV.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Go ahead.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
I don't believe that.
Speaker 5 (20:26):
I don't believe that no person can be completely unbiased,
like I think that that is not true. Everybody has
a bias, so you're always going to get biased news
even when it feels neutral.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Yeah, okay, but I would say that these are really extreme.
They don't even try to hide it. Like, I remember
the first time Trump got elected, half of CNN was
crying half and I was just like, you guys are
not journalists, Like you know, there's no crying in baseball.
There's no crying in journalists. What are you doing? True? Yeah,
(21:00):
it looked like somebody you know shut down their sweet
sixteen party. It was weird.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Did did random question? Did Billy Corgan get the DNA
test to see if you and him are really have brothers?
Speaker 1 (21:08):
I don't want you know, Yeah, I don't want to
get into that. I don't want again. That was just
a you know, I love Howie, but we're still trying
to work you know, work that out. Yeah that he
did that? So oh so that was rude. I wasn't
a bit with it. I had going on. I don't
want to know. I don't want to. I'm just gonna
leave that stuff alone. There's a lot of people out
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there that aren't in this business that might be effected,
you know, So I just saved that alone.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Okay, Wow, I need to ask You said you've been
married eleven years.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Uh huh, and you said you finally got it right? Well, yeah, wrong?
Speaker 4 (21:43):
For so long, he didn't know happy wife was happy life.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Yeah, which sounds cute. It's a threat. We mean happy wife,
happy life. What do you mean? What do I mean?
Speaker 3 (21:52):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Have you never been with a female? I've been married? Tweet? Yeah,
And you're smart enough to say, what do you mean?
So I say, and so you don't walk home. I'm
trying that slick ship. Believe me that a little bit
on a different planet. No, I I kind of uh. No. Silence.
Silence is the key. When they get all, you know,
(22:15):
going on about something, you don't have to take the bait.
You just sit there if you don't engage, like arguing
with with a woman is an away game, is what
I've learned. And you're just gonna lose. But if you
just stay quiet, not hostile, quiet, neutral, quiet dies of
its own weight, and then you just if you just
never get upset, then they they look at her, You
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see the look on her face. They come around, they
come around. And then but then this is the thing too.
You can't ask them to apologize either, damn you can't.
You have to they you have to let it see,
you have to make it them feel like it was
their decision. You know what I say. And this might
sound a little off. I say, sometimes winning is losing. Yeah,
(22:57):
well you can, you can. I would go that negative.
That's a little hopeless. No, you gotta listen. You have
your guy friends to say what you really feel in
that moment, that ship that you used to say to
your wife, But like you just don't do it anymore.
You just sit there and go like you know, you
just let them go. You know.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
I feel a little unhealthy, like you should be able
to talk to your wife about any and everything.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Yeah, but I mean that's how you're wired. Yeah, you
got it, like that stubborn thing. You're not gonna you're
not gonna take any I've done that. That doesn't work
with a woman.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
Sometimes you're very easy.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
I mean, y'all might have a way that y'all communicate
when you do really need to get something off your chest.
But you're really easy gone with your wife. She leads
a lot, but she also makes I feel like women
we know the same thing. Like we know how to
make y'all feel like it's your decision when it's like
if you really make the decision, who knows or will
end up?
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Yeah, you guys think you're slick with it.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
We know that we know, yeah, all right, she's single.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
By the way, One time I told this story. One
time I was I was driving the car with my
wife and uh, it was like late at night. I
was like, you know what, I'm going to stop by.
There was this die I was going to get a
chocolate shake or whatever, a sugar crate. I'm gonna get
chocolate shake. She goes, Oh, my god, that would be amazing.
And she goes they make the best shakes. He goes, oh,
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but they're so big. Why do they make them so much?
She started talking about how big they were, and I
started thinking like, yeah, how am I going to finish
this thing? You know? And then I thought like, oh,
she wants half my shake. She doesn't want her own shake,
and she wants to have some of mine. But she
doesn't want me to be upset that she's, you know,
drinking my shake or what. So she rather than just
saying you want to just split one, she tried to
like mind fuck me into thinking I couldn't finish a
(24:34):
shakes as an adult. Did you finish the shake? No?
I called her out on it, and she got this
smile on her face and started looking out the window.
And there's a few times when they like, uh, sort
of expose themselves, you know, and then you start going
like you start feeling like the Mancherian candidate, going like,
(24:56):
oh my god, like she's running Like I remember one
time we got into an argument and somehow I stayed
calm and she kept escalating and then she ended up
losing it. And at the end of the argument, she goes,
she goes, hey, you're happy you won. You made me mad,
(25:16):
And then she walked out and I was like, I go,
what did you just say? And she was like like nothing,
Go what did you just say? You just said you
are you happy you made me mad? You want do
you think making somebody mad is winning? Because I feel
like that's what you do to me. And she was
at that point like arranging stuff on like her desk and.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
Stuff, and but it's not a competition. It's not a competition.
You are purposely trying to make her mad.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
I think he was. No, I wasn't. I accidentally did
what she was doing to me, Like when because it
was all of those times when I was like I'd
be in an argument, I would be right, and then
all of a sudden I would be arguing some other
shit going like how did we get over here? And
then I would say something dumb and then I would
end up having to apologize even though I was right,
and then I would go for a walk and then
(26:05):
sort of like you know, after you lose a game,
you're looking at the game film and I was, ah,
she did it to me again.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
So I don't know what they always say, went through
your actions, never through argument. So I feel like that's
what you mean when you say just be quiet.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Yeah, I mean that's whatever you just said is more
evolved than I am. I just try to like like
that was like when I'm on dual Lingo and I
kind of know most of the words and I was like, wait,
let me just hit pause and think what was just said.
Just went through your action?
Speaker 3 (26:32):
You never through argument, Like I don't need to argue
with somebody just you know, showing proof. Basically, are you
buying this?
Speaker 1 (26:41):
He's just like walking around in some linen robe and
just just walking his way through. So you're just telling
me you just you just you just sit in the
pocket the whole time and all of her jiu jitsu
doesn't work on you.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
No, we go but think I'm not trying, You're an
argumentative guy. I like the debate, likethate.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
I like how you just clarified that all right. I
like to debate.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
I think a healthy debate is good for all parties,
for everybody, for your friends, for your wife, everything.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
I'm not talking about debating, I'm talking about arguing. I'm
just pointless. No, no, no, no, I don't do that.
I refuse with anybody.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
I just connect.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
I aspire to get there. Well, you said the amount
of shit if you have at the end of my
life of dumb ship that I spent sports arguments, Oh
my god, that's gonna be a third mind different.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
Though sports and hip hop, those are those are actually fun.
I think those are good for your heart, to be
honest with you, keep your blood flowing.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
You don't get into a fight over it, right, No,
but you. I lost a whole night in Vegas one
night when some younger kid I was hanging out with
tried to tell me that Mayweather, if he fought in
the eighties, would have would have gone undefeated against Hagler, Hearns,
Durand I'm missing somebody in there. Hagler, Sugary, Lenard, Sugar Ray, Leonards,
John the Beast Mugabbi all of these like, I'm like,
(27:57):
they all took a loss from each other. Yea, like,
no disrespect to him, but it was just like, because
I love Mayweather and everything, but I was just saying, like,
you know, I just and then I said the old
guy thing. Oh man, you've just seen the middleweight division
in the eighties, blah blah blah blah blah. And they
were like going. He was like, oh man, he would
have killed all of them. And then I just did
(28:18):
you name I.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
Don't know if you named her? I named him to me,
that's just a pointless conversation because he didn't see it. See,
after the beauty of being older, you've seen both errors.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
He has not.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
You actually lived through them all to give a proper analysis.
He hasn't.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Well, Tommy, hearns. His thing was he was like six
feet tall and he could make that weight, you know
what I mean. So he had this ridiculous reach advantage
and his power. His thing. His thing that I felt
that that hurt him was he was such a warrior
that there was a few times he had a fight
one and he still just wanted to go in and
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accept and knock it out. And then knocked the guy
out and then he would get hurt. But oh my god,
when he when he when he knocked out Durant, I
thought he killed him. I mean that was it was
like a gunshot first round to night.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
Hearns Hagler fight.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Oh my gosh, it looked like Rocky. That was That
was like Hagler was my guy. He was Brockton, Massachusetts,
and you know he had the shaved head. Who knew
I was going to go that road. He had the
shaved head and everything, and I just there was something
about him. He was just like he just he just
was the toughest. I remember Hearns was saying he had
(29:29):
the hardest head of anybody he ever hit. Like he
broke his hand in like the the first round of
that fight was a three rounder. I thought.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
You say that one of the greatest things that ever
happened to you is that you went ball. He went
both for your acting career.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Oh for acting, Yeah, because before that when I had
like you know, the red hair or whatever. Like you know,
they talk about all the stereotypes in Hollywood. It's not
just like with people too cut, like I was in
the redhead drawer and there's just certain roles that you get,
and I remember, like, you know, I'm we had like
black and white head shots, so like in the nineties
(30:02):
with the moose in the hair, it kind of looked
like brown hair. So a couple times in like some
smaller projects, independent things, they would bring me in for
the lead and I was like, Oh my god, I'm
finally getting to go in. I'm finally gonna have like
a big part. And I would come walking in like
you know, prepare three scenes, right, and I would come
walking in and then they would see me. They'd be like, oh, okay,
we're just going to do the first scene. And I
(30:23):
knew what that was. It's like, you're not going to
have there was just this unwritten rule that if you
were a redhead, you weren't gonna be the lead. Redheaded
male was not going to be the lead in the movie.
So going bald and shaving my head, you know, I
started looking more of like the asshole that I am.
So I got to play those kinds of guys, and
you know, like this thing in Glengarry Glenn Russ, this
(30:45):
guy David Moss that I'm playing is you know, he
sounds like all the guys that I grew up with
like it was a different time and people just yelled
at each other and they said horrible shit to each
other and there was like no apology, and you just
kind of moved on. So what means you want to
do broad that's like the like you already do. The
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hardest thing there is to.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
Do on stage. I think comedians a maniac for you
as one person to go on stage.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
I would say, editing a movie is way difficult than really,
oh my god, oh my god. If first of all,
on your first movie, if you don't know what you're doing,
if like you know, when you see experienced directors, they'll
have a guy they're like starting to edit the stuff
as it goes, so they almost have their first cut
at the end. Your first time director, it's like you
took five jigsaw puzzles and just threw it in the
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air and it's on the floor and you have to
look at every piece and try to figure out how
it went together. That's the hardest as far as in
show business thing that I did. And then before show business,
any construction, landscaping, roofing was brutal, but stand up is
not hard. It's more humiliating in the beginning when you
don't know what you're doing, but once you know what
(31:55):
you're doing, it's one of the easiest jobs in entertainment
because it's in real time with Like a movie is
an hour and a half and it takes like three
months to shoot it, sixteen hour days. You know an hour.
Stand up takes an hour. So if you're funny, it's
it's an easy job.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
I guess you got to get to that point though,
when you use first thought out and you're getting on
that stay age and it's you versus three hundred and
five hundred people. Man, my favorite thing is the white
people bump.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Yeah, non enjoys it.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
No, I'm just like the thought process of watching people
try to figure out how to get out.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
Of oh yeah, yeah, trying to learn how to bomb gracefully. Yeah,
you learn how to do it, but the only way
to do it. What I do like about stand up
is the only way to learn how to do it
is to do it. You can't like rehearse. It's like
you want to be a comedian, you literally write five
minutes of material and then you go up and try
and do it. That would be like being able to
play guitar for five minutes and then go play your
(32:48):
first concert, Like, how would you do that? So it's
inherently it's it's inherently set up to be a train
wreck for the first you know, three four years of
your career or whatever. But I mean, it's the job
is beyond a blessing. I didn't know what I wanted
to do in life, but I wanted to have a
(33:09):
fun job. And it's definitely the most fun you could have.
I love doing it. Well, why Broadway now though, because
I fell in love with acting and Broadway. I never
was into you know, I just thought it was all
like cats, lay miz and all of that. I didn't
understand any of that. But in the late nineties two thousand,
(33:31):
I saw True West with John c Riley and Rest
his Soul Philip Seymour Hoffman and it wasn't a musical
and I watched it and I was like, wow, it
was electrifying. I was like, this is amazing. I would
love to do that. And I started to take some
acting classes, you know, for about five years. At that point,
(33:52):
I just sort of, you know, I just the way
the business used to be was like stand up led
to acting. When you got paid to be an actor's
opposed to now, I don't know what's going on. So yeah,
so I just started taking acting classes and I don't know,
I don't know how most of the stuff is after
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my career, and somehow I ended up on this thing,
which is crazy. And we've done three preview shows, which
is funny. They act like they don't count until the premiere,
but it's like people paid like these counts. So but
it's a great cast of people and everybody's been killing it,
so it's been fun.
Speaker 5 (34:29):
In the opening of your special, when you're walking on
a stage, you talk about how comedy is like kind
of like a safe space or whatever, because you've you didn't.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
I never said safe space. It's of the Yeah, this
is like space.
Speaker 5 (34:45):
I was surprised, what did you say, because whatever it was,
I was surprised to hear you saying because you said
something about like you didn't know how much you wanted
people to like you. Oh yeah, I thought I did,
And I was confused. I'm like, really, yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Well I thought I did stand up because I liked comedy.
That's what I thought. But I did I didn't. Through
taking mushrooms and figuring myself out, I realized that the
reason why I did comedy, aside from I like making
people laugh and that's how I connected with them, it
was in this real, this way to go on stage
and make a room full of strangers like you so
(35:18):
they wouldn't hurt you. Yeah, so that was kind of like,
you know, that's O Curry.
Speaker 5 (35:23):
I just was surprised if you say that because this
other stuff you say. I'm like, you know people are
going to dislike you for that, but you still say
it so well.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
That probably has to do with, uh, you know, not
getting love and then when you get it when you
grow up, then you push it away or something, or
not feeling worthy of it, low self esteem. There's a
lot of stuff in there. I gotta take some more
mushrooms to figure.
Speaker 3 (35:47):
That part of it out.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
But uh, you do a lot of plant based medicines. No,
I just I don't know what I do. I've only
done mushrooms like three or four times, and what I
like about it, it's the only drug about But done
that didn't make me want to do it again the
next day. It made me want to like work on
myself and try to be not such an asshole. And yeah,
(36:09):
it has it's yeah, it's it's I'm not going to
get into it, but confronted a lot of stuff that
happened to me that made me become a comedian or
have the need to do it, and then it made
me understand my wife more and what it was like
to be with me, because you know what I mean,
if you grew up in a crazy environment, your idea
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of not crazy is just less crazy than the crazy
you grew up with. But is everybody. If you get
with somebody that had a regular, happy childhood, whatever that is,
like you think you're being chill, and your chill is
is a raving lunatic to them, so and then that
becomes that The most difficult thing I think as a
(36:53):
human being is empathy. Get out of me and listen
to you. What are you saying? And then you know,
admitting you're wrong. Okay, you're right, that's hurting you. I'm
acknowledging that. Blah blah blah. Like that's the type of
stuff I got out of out of taking mushrooms. Would
you do ayahuasca and any of that stuff that's a
little further Yeah, I would in the right circumstances, but
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I would just do it with my friends. I don't
trust these therapists that all of a sudden, you know,
out of nowhere understand it. And what's going to be
the worst thing that's going to happen in mushrooms is
it's going to become legal. I think so because look
what happened to weed. I mean, what is it now?
Speaker 4 (37:29):
First of all, chocolate over the mushrooms?
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Well you just you look, you look at those weeds stores.
It looks toxic. It just looks like a store of chemicals.
It doesn't look it used to just being a little
sandwich bag and hopefully it was green. It's usually brown
with seeds and stems and shit. But it was just
so it was weed, That's all it was. And it
was just like, you know, you could smoke a lot
of it and get you know, they have edibles, they
(37:51):
have cream, they love, they have shit like you know,
only take I would only take like take like two
hits and see what happened that happened to me? Take
too hits? He would happen to that happened with me.
On Thanksgiving, we had some friends over and I missed
the red flag because I was like, you know, having
a good time. Like I went to go give one
of the women that came over. I went to go
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give her a gummy. She goes, na, Na, it's all right.
I go, no, it's only ten milligrams. And she's going like,
I mean, if if it's not one hundred, it's not
going to do anything for me. And I should have
clicked on that, and I didn't. And then like twenty
minutes later I was smoking a joint with her and
her brother, and then like I just was not at Thanksgiving. Dude.
(38:33):
It was like, for like three hours, are you.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
Still trustgiving woman drugs in two twenty five?
Speaker 1 (38:37):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Man, I would never. I wouldn't even well, I.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Wasn't trying to bang her. Were just like there was
a bunch of people there. You're gonna we're gonna eat. No.
I just said, you know, yeah, everybody was breaking out
what they had, and you know, it was just like,
you know, you want, you know, where the hell did
your mind going went Thanksgiving dinner? You should about wheelding
the casting couch. I wanted to ask you something. You know,
(39:02):
if you want the best cut of the turkey, wait,
is that that this can happen? Why don't you eat
this can we just examine that you still trust giving
a woman drugs? It was a fucking animal five manes
Christ you've.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
Heard We've heard too many stories, you know. Five years later, Yeah,
I was at Bill Burd's house and he gave me
some drugs and it was just came over for Thanksgiving. Yeah,
I can hear you trying to explain it.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
On Twitter.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
Oh, it was gonna be existing five years from now. Yeah,
it's figuring yourself out good for the entertainment, meaning like
when you are one.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Hundred percent okay. One of the biggest fucking myths as
a comedians. If you get happy, you're not gonna be
funny anymore. It is. It breathes all new life into you.
And it also, uh, you can re examine all of
these topics that you've talked coming from a different perspective
being happy. And then also you can maybe do stand
(40:03):
up for the crowd instead of yourself because now you're happy,
it's like, hey, let me make them happy for an
hour Like that, man, it makes you more empathetic. You
can relate to people understand maybe like even if you
haven't gone through what they've gone through, you understand that
they're going through something. So if they do yell at you,
(40:24):
rather than taking it personal, you can come at them,
you know, from a different angle, which is my favorite
thing to do, is to just just not take it
personally and try to figure out where it came from
and get them to laugh about themselves, to realize that
what they yelled at me had nothing to do with me.
It had to do with what happened to them on
Tuesday or I don't know, or when I don't know,
(40:46):
years ago or something like that.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
So when you look at your old stuff, do you
feel like you was just projecting, like you was just
projecting your anger or whatever it was.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
Oh, I mean I just yeah, I would say, I
don't know when I when I don't watch my old stuff,
but if I was to watch it, it would make
me cringe or anything. I would just sort of look
at it more like, you know, that's where I was.
You know, a lot of the stuff that I said
about women had really nothing to do with women. I
(41:13):
had to do with the fact that I wanted to
be married and wanted to have kids. I didn't know
how to do it. I was too walled off. So
that's like a really heavy thing to try to figure
out in your twenties. So what you do is rather
than you know, I mean, I know I didn't have
the maturity to do that. So what I did was
I lashed out at what I wanted instead and blamed
(41:35):
them because that's way easier than trying to figure out yourself.
Maybe I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, yeah, I
would probably cringe at some of the shit that I said.
Speaker 3 (41:43):
Because I've heard comedians say I got because you know,
I'm a big proponent in therapy, but I've heard a
lot of communities I'll never go to therapy because you know,
I need just trauma, like do you Yeah, well we'll
get you here.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
We'll just where they are. That's just where they are.
I hope they get to look because it's just like,
all right, so you want to be upset your whole life,
you get one life. I don't believe in reincarnation. You
get one life. It's like you could be happy, you
could make other people happy, you could help them out,
you could do that, or you could just go around,
you know, taking out your childhood on other people, which
(42:15):
is what the fuck I was doing.
Speaker 3 (42:16):
Yeah, do you think about dying? You just said, yeah,
but not in.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
A bad way. I don't. I don't believe in an
angry God, and I don't believe that he's gonna judge me.
It's like you made me. Yeah, did I fuck up? Well,
that's your mistake, Jesus Well. I always equated if I
built a car and it doesn't start up, I mean,
I'm gonna get mad at the engine.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
But if you tell him we put this type of
gas and then somebody put something else in it and
it sucks up, not your it's not the builder's fault.
Speaker 4 (42:46):
What So you got to say no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Nor are you telling somebody to do it this way?
And you decide to fuck the car up and put
So that's the devil analogy? Is that the devil analogy? No,
I'm just talking, but it's like my thing is just talking.
You just went reverse, Henry Hill. I'm just listening. I'm
just talking. I'm just just I just want to hear
(43:11):
the sound of my voice soothing, soothing to me to
present ideas.
Speaker 3 (43:14):
I do understand what you're saying, O, because I think
about that often.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
They I don't believe in that. That that devil shit,
It's like that's God's creation. You created that handle that.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
And there's a lot of things here that causes to
make poor choice.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
God makes sociopaths, he makes he makes horrible people also,
but for some reason with religion that's not God's responsibility.
And then these horrible people do horrible ship to kids
and stuff, and it messes them up, and then they
got to go out in the world and then they start,
you know, being toxic or whatever. It's. I don't I
(43:46):
believe in God, but I don't necessarily believe in a
loving God. Explain that, Well, then why would he make
all these horrible people?
Speaker 5 (43:56):
People say the devil got a kingdom and a religious background,
Like are you spiritual or are you like religious?
Speaker 4 (44:04):
The difference is like how you practice or like are
you in church often?
Speaker 1 (44:07):
Are you?
Speaker 4 (44:07):
Or you just have your own faith journey with whoever
you praise.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
I don't do any of that, okay, I just like
I just try to be a good guy. And I
don't know, I don't understand. Like even if you look
at the animal world, okay, like he created all the
animals too, the fact that like there's just animals out
there that their whole purpose is to be food, to
(44:33):
be eaten, alive, like fucking rabbits. It's just like the
patheticness of being a rabbit.
Speaker 3 (44:39):
But I mean God was thinking about us, huh, I
mean God was thinking about us.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
Are his other creatures that need to eat? Explain bears?
Just like, why would you make something like that? And
they have an inability to kill something go out starting
to eat it first? Like what I like about lions
and tigers and shit is they have the decent see
to kill you before they start eating you, whereas like
(45:03):
a fucking bear just pounces on you and just starts
fucking ripping meat out of your back like now a DiCaprio.
Speaker 3 (45:10):
But that's only if you're in their environment.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
I know. But deer are Why did deer have to
go through that death? Why can't it just fucking kill
the thing? Because deer are those animals food? Like when
you have to explain, I understand that, But why do
they have to have such an agonizing If there's a
loving God, why would he make something that's so fucking
stupid it has the ability to kill something it just
starts eating it.
Speaker 4 (45:32):
Do you want a viral answer for that? Or do
y'all just discussing?
Speaker 3 (45:38):
I think God is just being creative. So if you
can make a bear, why wouldn't you?
Speaker 1 (45:42):
The way, God is traumatized, and that's why the universe
keeps expanding. He just keeps creating. There's something he's dealing with.
Speaker 3 (45:49):
So you think God is a rapid dog that needs
to get put down?
Speaker 1 (45:51):
No, No, I don't think that. Geez, that was do
you remember that? That that fucking English guy, that awful head.
The hell is his name? I can't remember his name. Yeah,
he's always saying ship like you're saying you don't like babies.
Is that what you're saying? Let me return, Charlotte Mae
(46:14):
doesn't like babies. I get you.
Speaker 3 (46:16):
I want to talk about my special I keep going
back to that one. It was just a callback, Bill,
It's not that deep. I'm just talking.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
Well, the first time, we're just time. The first time
is a callback.
Speaker 3 (46:37):
You get three and four.
Speaker 1 (46:38):
That's an issue. You're making a point. What was I
talking about? God? All right? I want to hear I
want to hear you. I'm open to this. So okay.
Speaker 4 (46:47):
The way that this story goes into show is that.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
The barreth shall malleth and start eating it. No, especially
if the deer is gaieth, it's sweet. How's the taste?
All right?
Speaker 4 (47:08):
What is the uh? You really want to know?
Speaker 1 (47:16):
Yeah, it's interesting me. I don't have I don't have
any answers. I listened to any trying to look it up.
Speaker 5 (47:21):
So it's it's where it's that in the Bible in Genesis,
when God the sixth Day, God created animals, they were
supposed to be companions for Adam, And they don't talk
specifically about bears that it was supposed to be about,
broadly about how man has this relationship with nature and
like being able to like the dominion over nature and
things that are in this world.
Speaker 4 (47:39):
That's what it was originated for.
Speaker 1 (47:41):
We're not supposed to interact with it was supposed to
dominate it.
Speaker 5 (47:44):
I mean, because what happens is is Adam begin naming
the animals and things of that nature.
Speaker 4 (47:48):
That's all I before Eve. I don't know if there's.
Speaker 1 (47:52):
I'm not trying to be a wise Yes, what did
that have to do with bears? Because you.
Speaker 5 (47:58):
Asked you why did God create talking? You asked me
why would God create bears? And Bear's going to do
those things? And I'm telling you where animals came in.
Speaker 4 (48:05):
To play in Genesis.
Speaker 3 (48:06):
Okay, you welcome.
Speaker 1 (48:09):
Yeah, that was good. You one thing about comedy before
we go, my guy Andrews. So you old me I
would have engaged in that. I would have been like,
you didn't answer my question. I just were like, it's
still smiling. That's how it works. Do you afterwards? I'll
talk to you like, what the fun we're all just
(48:30):
talking about talking Genesis. I don't go to church. I
thought you meant the band comedy right by the way.
Phil Collins, Phil Collins, one of the greatest drummers of
all time. For your listeners, get to get an album
brand X. If you're a music head, we know Phil Kylins,
but yeah you know studio. You don't know that ship
brand X. Get that Album's unbelieved. He's unbelievable on that album.
Speaker 3 (48:54):
Why why did you just shout him?
Speaker 1 (48:57):
Have to do with I like playing drums, And there's
there's people out there that just don't get the respect
that they deserve, and and uh, you know what what
happens is whatever business you're in, there's there's the public
Mount Rushmore and then there's the people that do It's
Mount Rushmore, the real one. So uh, whenever people bring
(49:18):
up the greatest drummers, Like his name doesn't get brought
up enough. Because I was just having this discussion we
were talking about We're just talking. She brought up Genesis.
Speaker 4 (49:37):
I'm just talking.
Speaker 3 (49:40):
So Phil Collins is on your Mount Rushmore?
Speaker 1 (49:43):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (49:43):
One who else?
Speaker 1 (49:45):
Uh, it's it's Mount Russia. Is only four people. I
can't do that, So I would say my greatest of
all time, Tony Williams, close second, Elvin Jones, uh, John Bonham,
and then there's uh, it's just to Steve gad Vinny
calling you to Steve Jordan.
Speaker 3 (50:04):
Uh, he's of them heard.
Speaker 1 (50:09):
Uh, there's just too many. I just said him West.
Speaker 3 (50:14):
Are you of course a love one your Rushmore?
Speaker 1 (50:16):
Yeah, because it isn't just like playing drum solos and
all of that. It's like I watched him so like
I saw Quest play at the SNL fifty years of
music and the amount of genres and he just seamlessly
(50:38):
you know what I mean. Like there's a lot like
I'm a rock drummer, you know what I mean, Or
I'm this drummer, I'm that country drummer, whatever the hell
it is. There's very few people that can kind of
speak all of those languages like fluently and it's still happening.
And they always talk about how the band is only
as good as the drum Like the drummer sucks, the
band's gonna suck. So to watch him play with like,
(50:59):
I mean I lost at that that night, but he
played with everybody from like I think Lil Wayne was
the actual broadcast, but I think he played with him
that night Lil Wayne to share. It's like if he's
sitting in the drum chair, like it's gonna be a
great gig, and it's just like like his encyclopedia knowledge
(51:20):
of music. And also I got to tell you that
edit that he made should have won an award for
his for the fifty years of SNL music, where like
you know DJ's you know they blend one song or
to another. He blended like like the actual video footage
like and I was just sitting I was talking to
my buddy my going like, uh, this editor. We were
(51:43):
just blown away by going this is what happens when
you get like a master musician DJ in an edit
room with like film. I mean, he's just an incredible talent.
So yeah, I would have him on definitely.
Speaker 3 (51:53):
And drummers actually used to get later, remember somebody, I never.
Speaker 1 (51:56):
Made it out of my parents' basement, so like, you know, yeah,
and that was also no I had orange hair, I was.
I was introverted now it was. It was a barren
wasteland for me for a while. So like comedy was
the thing. Comedy was the first thing that I did
that I felt like I didn't have to look to
see what what are other people doing? I mean I
(52:18):
had to learn from people, but I just felt like
I was something that, oh, this is something that I
might have a talent for. With like drums, you know,
no matter how much I played, I would go to
like a music store and I would see some eight
year old and I could just see he had it.
He was already expressing his ideas on the kit. And
I was more doing drums rather than playing drums. So well,
(52:39):
I'm glad you.
Speaker 3 (52:40):
Find your gift, and the world is glad you find
your gift.
Speaker 1 (52:43):
Okay, I never know, dude, you got a poker face?
What you mean that was sarcasm.
Speaker 5 (52:49):
I'm glad you found He was a roundabout way for
us enjoy with your comedy.
Speaker 1 (52:54):
You make people laugh for a living and you make
people think, Well, hey, I mean, if that's what happens
to us, all I'm trying to do is make you
laugh for whatever an hour. That's all I'm trying to do.
Speaker 3 (53:04):
Bill Burley, all right, what's waiting for you? Forget the drummers?
Speaker 1 (53:09):
He said you want billionaires to be put down ladies
and gentlemen, that that would be a controversial take everybody,
I mean put down.
Speaker 3 (53:22):
I like compassionate capitalism. If you're a piece of shit person, period,
regardless of what your financial status is, we probably can
do without you. Yeah, yeah, all right.
Speaker 1 (53:31):
This is my impression of Bill Gates eating an apple
in his house. Wait a minute, is this one of mine?
Gentlemen drop dead years out now on hul.
Speaker 4 (53:43):
I mean you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (53:43):
He's not going to eat the food he's making us eat. Yeah. Wait,
is this the one I'm giving out to babies? Or
is this for my own orchard? Is this a billionaire
out mors, It's just for the common people, bil Burgher,
(54:04):
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