Grant + Cait - Who Touched Me? Pt 1 & 2 (Terrible Person)

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Caitlin Grant. Hello, I'm back from the dead.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I'm glad to hear it.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
And what a week to be back from the dead too.
I'll tell you what, this is a good week to
start our premium podcast, Terrible Person dot Co. We're gonna
do about a half hour on this podcast. We're gonna
talk about the things we can talk about on this feed,
and then we will promptly move over to the premium
episode and if you want to sign up, We're gonna
do probably about three episodes a month starting now on

(00:29):
the premium and they're gonna be the stuff that we,
you know, probably shouldn't talk about on this feed because
who's gonna listen to the Who's gonna listen to us
if they have to pay for it? Just people that
like us, right yeah? Or maybe the really extreme assholes
who want to, like, you know, catch us saying something crazy,
but I don't think it's gonna be back. It'll be crazy.
Nine one zero five five seven two eight seven one.

(00:49):
We're gonna talk about my surgery. We're gonna talk about
do you do you even want to discuss Will Smith? No,
I mean we're gonna I think.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
I'm taking the Daniel Radcliffe on it.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Well, we'll get into it because I think I'm taking
the opposite approach and Daniel Redcliffe, I don't even know
what his approach is.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
But you're just saying you're not You're not with him.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Team you know. I'm team team Harry.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yeah, But dude, I'll tell you after this weekend. I
am Team Edward as in Team Bruce Wayne Edward, Batman
Emo Batman Wayne. Holy shit, dude, that was a good movie.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Yeah. I actually enjoyed it. So it was long, but
it was good.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
So the reason this is a good week for Terrible
Person going Premium is because we want to talk about something.
We had an opportunity. We had a financial opportunity that
could have been life changing for our household.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Yeah, I could have been big, could have been big,
but it's okay, something else will come along.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah, and but we want to talk about what happened.
But I'm basically we lost we lost some money, a
bunch of money coming in because of even Scott's Yeah,
Scott's upset because of because of some things we may
have may or may not have said on this podcast.
So anyway, we'll get into all that. But uh, Caylet's
start the episode.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Okay, okay, and Grants are not medical or mental health professionals.
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Speaker 1 (02:18):
Damn it. Have some common sense, people, Hey, what's up
about how to Become a Terrible Person? The only podcast
on the Internet helping you become the best worst person possible.
My name is Grant. I'm joined as always by my
beautiful girlfriend Kaylin. Hello. And like I said, my fans

(02:41):
on on my computer. That's what that is. Oh much better.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
You know, Grant just like turned down the lights and yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Turn the fan off on this. It's it's been a
wild week. Like I said in the intro, Terribleperson dot co.
You can subscribe not dot com, dot dot co, Terrible
Person dot co. It's two dollars a month. And like
I said, we're gonna start with three episodes. And what
I'm thinking is, you know these free episodes we're gonna do,

(03:11):
We're gonna do a half hour this week. I think
we're gonna break it up. We'll do one a day,
Like we'll do the premium episode one day, and then
we'll do the regular episode and so we can give
it it's dedicated time. But I'm pretty fired up and
I want to tell people to go to the supercast
a really terrible person dot co. We're gonna get into
it pretty heavy this week. Uh. And yeah, it's two

(03:32):
bucks to go straight to us. No middlemen, no advertisers,
just us. We can get away with a lot more shit.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
We can pretty much say whatever we want.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yeah, and we can play music, we can play movies.
We can play a whole movie on the podcast. Yeah,
no flag, and we'll get paid for it. Yeah, So
two dollars a month. I think it's gonna be pretty
worth it. And like, the more subscribers we get, the
more we're going to do because it's obviously gonna bring
in money to the household, which we have lost just
because of this podcast.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
So you don't know that for sure?

Speaker 1 (04:03):
I do. I'm fairly certain I do.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
You're so certain?

Speaker 1 (04:07):
And I could. I can trace it back to one
clip on my Instagram, actually several clips, but I think
the one, the one that did it was when you
gave me a coconut cream pie for my birthday and
I was talking about how you gave me a cream
pie for my birthday and I used like the letters
for the video, so it like pops up. Yeah, yeah,
I don't think they were big fans of that. So

(04:27):
if you're the person who listened to this podcast and
uh squashed that opportunity for us, thank you. Thanks for listening.
Really appreciate it. Man one zero five five seven two
eight seveny one. So I's surgery. It's been a couple
of weeks we've been we've been absent.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Yeah, how is the the whole healing?

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Yeah, well, so well let's recap because you know, it's
been it's been a while. We haven't talked since the
surgery on the podcast. Yeah, it feels like an eternity.
You've been probably you went, you went to Vegas, you
did a whole other stuff in the meantime.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
So you know, and that feels like so long ago already.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
So you took me to go get my surgery. Yeah,
and what did you think? What was your experience? Well, okay,
first then remember the doctor that came in.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
And was like, yes, okay, I do so okay. They
had me wait in the back with Grant pretty much
right up until he was like yeah, so not youth.
So that was cool because I've never done that before
where you've just gotten to like sit back there for

(05:37):
that long at least. And then right before they put
the ivy in him, they were like, Okay, you can
go back out into the lobby. So I did, and
then probably twenty minutes later they were like, Grant's done,
and so I was just wow, that's really fast.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
Yeah. So to start off, the anesthesiologists like or who.
Somebody walks by the room and I hear this, dude go,
are you actually Alexis Alexis Scott. You gotta fucking chill
out with that shit. This doctor, this guy in scrubs
walks by and he looks in and sees us, and

(06:12):
he goes, are you Alexis? And I go, no, my
name's Grant. Hi, how are you doing?

Speaker 2 (06:19):
And I just like am looking at him like.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
What because you heard him ask me?

Speaker 2 (06:23):
I heard him ask are you nervous? And then Grant
just answered no, no, and then the guy was like, oh, hi, Grant,
nice to me, yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
And then he just walked off and I was like,
that guy seems nice. And Caitlin's like, I think he
asked if.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
You were nervous? And then so then he comes back
in later when Grant's about to get sedated, and he's
like talking to him about how it's all going to
go down and what to expect, that sort of thing,
and Grant makes a comment saying, I just.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Go did you ask me if my name was Alexis?
Because we were having a discussion because I swear to god,
I heard you say are you Alexis? And my girlfriend said,
he said, are you nervous? And he goes, I actually
did ask if you were Alexis?

Speaker 2 (07:05):
And then he's like, but I was talking to you,
and he looks at me and I was like, oh.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
And I wasn't even on any medication or anything at
the time.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
So apparently Alexis was the girl getting her wisdom to
teeth out right before Grant. Yeah, and they thought that
I was supposed to be in the dentist's chair and
not in like the you know, friend waiting chair, so
he thought we were confused.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yeah, yeah, we haven't heard that kind of one. So
we then they all come back and they start putting
the ivs and stuff in my arms and I'm not
you know, I'm not sweat now. I just stare at
the needle going into my vein.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
I'm like, yeah, cool, And oh I forgot to mention
that Grant is a freak because he only grew one
wisdom too.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Yeah. So basically it was I had complications due to
a rogue wisdom juice one.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Wisdom dude that was like completely sideway.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
So I've been telling everybody as they doing in the eleven,
which isn't it's not it's not too far off. It's
not factually untrue because I didn't develop fully right.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
And I mean, I don't know, because technically they could
make the argument that people that don't grow any wisdom
teeth or not all four of them are like more
evolved because you don't need wisdom teeth.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
I am not more evolved, no, I So this this
sucker to har the sucker came in completely sideways and
pushed up against all my other teeth and it was
causing a real problem. And so they do the surgery.
They put me under, and we're just chatting and we're
talking about all kinds of stuff, and then I'm making
all the jokes I want to make, like before the surgery,

(08:41):
because I'm like, I'm probably gonna be out of it.
I'm not gonna get them in on the way out.
So I'm like, yeah, just being silly about what they're
gonna do to me while I'm under checking my pants
before I you know, before they start to gas me up.
And then as soon as I wake up, my first
recollection is being like which one of you touched me?
And they were all like, oh shit, dude, this guy's

(09:03):
gonna be a handful. And I remember at one point
I stood up out of they had me in the
wheelchair wheeling me out, and I was just laughing about
all this stuff, just just like the crazy shit I
was saying. I won't repeat some of it. Maybe we'll
put the clip on Patroon maybe or not on Patroon.
But I'm terrible persons at CEO.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Yeah, you were pretty.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
I was wild, dude. And then I got on Instagram
Live and was.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
Getting loose and I couldn't really do anything about it
because I was driving us home.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Yeah, Cage just I feel like this is what happened.
Kate just is like Grant is so messed up right
now and saying wild ship and then then you look
over and you just see my phone out there's like
seventy people.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Watching Instagram live and I'm like.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Oh, right, row.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
And then he said something and I said, you need
to end that.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
You should get off.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Yeah, and then it took all about two minutes for him.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
To I was back and I'm like, I forgot, there's
no use. Yeah, I went on twice. He's an animal man,
like the funny thing. As soon as I decided that,
like you yelled at me to get off and I
got off, and then when I got back on, as
soon as I got back on, it was just all hearts,
like people were like fuck, yeah, dude. Do you remember
when I was coming out, I was leaving, I was

(10:15):
being wheeled out.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yeah, do you remember pointing at the random woman?

Speaker 1 (10:19):
There was like a lady walking in the sidewalk and
I gave her like a wrestling hul Cogan point.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Like, I gave her one of the like and I
just said, granted, we don't know, We're just get in
the car.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
I was like, what's up, lady, what'lls sup? Yeah? That
was it was a fun day. But no, the recovery
and then I had all kinds of fucking problems because
I don't know what I did.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
What do you say or were you just very very dramatic.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Well, that's the thing is, so I went. I basically
took a week off.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
No, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
I took a couple of days off from work, and
then I came back and then all of a sudden,
the pain was way worse than it was when I
had surgery. I think I popped. I think we determined
it was a dry socket.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
I think. I mean I looked back there at one
point after Grant said he was in a lot of pain,
and I think I saw like there was definitely a
big giant hole in them was like blackness, yes, and
then somewhere deep down in the blackness there was a
little bit of white, which made me think like, oh
my god, I can see your bone, this.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Bone, and I think it was bone and nerve.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
Because it was pretty far back there.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
Well yeah, And so I was just in this agonizing pain,
showing on black tea bags because that's and they gave
me fucking tail and all They're like, yeah, dude, you'll
be fine.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
Here's some extra strengthless to metavasion yea.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
And I was just like cool. And so then I
was just sick to my stomach from eating all the
ivy probn pretty much like just laying in pain like
all the time. I was like, this feels feels wrong.
So then I called the place and I'm like, hey,
I want to get another appointment. I think I have X, Y,
and Z happening and it might have an infection blah
blah blah. And they're like this, it's Monday, and they
said as soon as they could see me was Friday. Yeah,

(11:55):
And so I called like three other places.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
And I think it's crazy because I've never heard of
any doctor's office that doesn't you know, take you know,
emergency type appointment.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
And no other dentists in the area would see me
because they didn't perform the surgery. So they're like, yeah,
we're not gonna We're not gonna mess with you.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
Yeah. So the grant was pretty much just.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Like, well, so I wait until Friday. No solid foods
is like for pretty much for two weeks, He's eat
mashed potatoes and jello and pudding and all that shit. Hey,
Scott's out of control. Our cat's on now on top
of the refrigerator if you hear that bang. But I
get I get to go back in on Friday, and
when I walk in sit down, they're really nice. And
then the doctor comes in and he's like he looks

(12:36):
at it for like two seconds, and he's like, yeah,
you're old. This is You're just you're just an old guy. Now,
this is your Your jaw is like granite. And I
was like that's cool and he's like, no, it's actually not.
It's like oh shit. And this, of course the doctor
telling me this is like mister hot doctor. He's like Goose,
silver Fox, but jacked. And he's just like, yeah, what's

(12:57):
his name, Doctor Porter? Yeah? Porter, Dr Porter? What's up?
Doctor Porter. He was like, this guy's insane, and I
was like, dude, I just don't. I don't want to.
I didn't want to let this go and then die.
Oh my god, we have a real stunt stuntman whoa
Scott just jumped from the refrigerator to the Scott.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
You gotta relax my kitchen island. Come on, you're good,
but you're good.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
But yeah, so I recovered. I'm fine. If anybody's wondering,
but yeah, that's now. Now I just have like a
hole that's slowly shrinking that I have to clean out
because it gets rice and cheese. We went to Nando's
shout Out to Jake that happened to me.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
I got a piece of rice stuck in my wisdom
to incision when I got mine taken out. I mean
I was much much younger.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Yeah, the first the first meal I had pretty much
good meal was Nando's and the manager comes and sits
down next to us and he's like, are you Grant?
And he knew you.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
I guess, yeah, we went to high school together. But yeah,
then apparently his girlfriend is a fan of Grants, so
well that was kind of nice.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
So yeah, okay, so just okay, now that we're out
of surgery, that's handled. We talked about it. Let's get
into some other stuff. Fuck Will Smith dot com.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
I told you I take the Daniel Radcliff approach.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
I don't know what his approaches.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
He said that he's so incredibly bored by all of
it and everyone's opinions already that he's not gonna state
his opinion on it because he doesn't want to just
be like another like voice adding to it.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
That's kind of that's exactly how I feel, the fact
that we have been giving this much attention to it.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
It's just like why, It's like he did something that
was fucked up, and that's why he resigned because he
knew he was gonna get like some sort of punishment
for it if he didn't do you know how.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Awesome it would have done though, Just just this is
my opinion, if he would have slap Chriss Rock and
security would just like forties just fucking tackle him, yeah
and just care.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
I feel like if it was like two three years
ago or anybody else like, it probably would have ended
up like that.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Who would have been the funniest person to see slap
Chris Rock and then get arrested? M Daniel Radcliffe. Dani
Redcliffe is just pissed he didn't get to slap Chris
roy Rode. Yeah, he makes his triumphant debut. Did he
ever get and he never got an oscar Ron Weasley

(15:24):
never got nominated.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
I think that's his real name.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
So yeah, okay, that's I think that wraps it up
on Will Smith. We don't need to talk about that, dude.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
I mean, I don't think you should ever physically like
lay hands on somebody because you're upset by what they're saying.
And like I said, I thought it was thake at first,
because he was all laughing in the shot that they
showed him. Then all of a sudden, he's yelling and
then he's up on stage slapping, slapping, laughing.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
It's like, who, who the fuck cares the fact that
it's still a thing.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
I just figured, like, remember he was all laughing at
the beginning. I don't understand also.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
Too, I mean just the fact that it's what two
weeks we just had to say something. I don't care.
I don't care about any of those people. Will Smith, Okay,
this is a this is a hot topic. Will Smith
hasn't made a good movie. And what.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
The Oscars Committee or whatever they call themselves, they would
disagree with you, Okay, the dude, and I feel like, well,
I thought it was honestly just a ploy to get
more people to watch the Oscars, because nobody really watches
shows like that anymore. How is that a gremlin?

Speaker 1 (16:36):
No, it's did you ever see The Thorn Wild Thornberries?

Speaker 3 (16:40):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (16:40):
Yeah, I watched it a little.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
This little Boy, So yeah, okay, we should talk about
we should talk about Duncan Donald's Kate, what about it?
You were not happy with the Duncan?

Speaker 2 (16:59):
Oh no, that's not dunkin Donuts, that's Krispy Kreme.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
Oh it was Krispy Kreme.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
Yeah, Krispy Kreme. Here.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
I was ready to go fucking no hard in on
Duncan Donuts and we were We're at Dunkin Donut. We're
fine with Duncan Donuts.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
I mean Dunkin Donuts is like, I don't really, I'm
not a huge fan of their product. It's all right,
it's whatever.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Coffee's strong. I don't know if it's good.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
Strong, It's okay, it's for what it is.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
So what happened to Chris I really liked because we
got up, We got up super early after staying up
pretty late to do something. And what happened.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
So Krispy Kreme makes cinnamon rolls, but they only have
them available on Sundays. It's the only day of the
week that you can order them. So I ordered them
on Sunday and I didn't go to bed until like
two thirty three in the morning, so I ordered them
at two thirty and then they were like, thanks for
your order, and I chose to pick up time of

(17:52):
ten am. So I got the confirmation email and I
was like, okay, cool. And then we wake up and
I said, Grant, I have to go to Krispy Kreme
pick up cinnamon rolls, and I asked him to come
with me, and he was like, but he did. And
so we get there and I'm like, hey, I placed

(18:12):
an online order for Caitlin. And then she's looking around.
She says, I can't find it. What was it. I
can just make it for you. And I was like, well,
it was the cinnamon rolls, and she says, oh, well,
we actually ran out of the cinnamon rolls, so we
canceled your order, but we refunded you. We sent you

(18:33):
an email.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
And then so I allowed that.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
I checked my email and they literally sent me the
confirmation or the cancelation email saying that they had refunded
my order. They sent it at nine fifty six, so
four minutes before I'm supposed to pick up my order.
But I lived fifteen minutes away from the place, so
I would have already been, you know, more than halfway
there by the time I would have gotten it. Anyway,

(18:58):
So I think that's pretty crappy. And they said in
the notes that the reason for my cancelation and the
reason I'm getting a refund is because they ran out
of cinnamon rolls. They're gonna have more closer than noon or.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Afternoon, and we got there what ten thirty, Yeah, And
I was like, we should wait, we should just stand
at the counter and.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
Be like, oh, well, well, when I talked to the girl,
she made it seem she didn't make it. She didn't
say anything about oh, we're going to have more cinnamon
rolls later or anything like that. She just said, we
can't see your order because we ran out.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
I don't think that they were really going to make more.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
If you go to Target and you go to Target
dot com and place an order on the website and
you order a jar peanut butter and let's say there's
it's the last jar peanut butter in the store. Yeah,
you buy it and they put it in the back.
And if somebody comes in and it's like, hey, I
want to buy Skippy peanut butter, and they're like, we're
all out. They don't go through the drive through orders
and pick out the Skippy peanut butter. Yeah, that's the

(19:49):
nice I guess bullshit.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
And I think it's pretty crappy because it's like, what
did they literally sell the cinnamon rolls that were reserved
for me five minutes before to somebody else.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
I know, I was pretty disappointed with krispy Kreme. And
that's not the first time that that's happened to me,
because they do oh pretty I would say, like at
least once a month, they'll do a special flavor, don't
it And it's one day only, so there's only one
day where you can order it. And I've done that
before and order it, get there and they were like, oh,

(20:24):
we're sold out of that. It's bullshit, and I'm just like, well,
I placed the order.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Yeah, come on, so do krispy Kreme. Your product's not
that good to have that shitty customer service.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
Yeah, it's happened to me three times now, and also
kind of done with Christy Creme.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
You feel bad because it's it's one of those things
where it's like the people working behind the counter are teenagers. Yeah,
and they're probably just following whatever protocol. I'll grab a
box of the from the from this pile and give
it to the people here. It's like fuck that.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
But and last thing I'll say about krispy Kreme is
that their website sucks too, because I've gotten an email
from krispy Kreme since then, saying, oh, order our ring minis.
There are special ones for Easter. They have little chicks
and they're decorated like Easter eggs and stuff. So it
says in the email twice order here or order now,

(21:12):
and you click on the button and it takes you
the website and then they're nowhere to be found.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
Dumb.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
So I'm just like, well, why are you sending out
emails and in your email you're putting it twice to
order them, but when you go to the website, nobody
can order them. I just don't understand.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
On the tip of customer service. We saw The Batman
on Saturday, fucking sick, sick movie. Yeah, I like, really fun.
They could have cut out the last scene.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
I keep saying, no.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
I don't need that love story.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
It was literally a minute and no, but it was.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
It was a three hour movie. Amy runtime is important
to cut out. And also the last scene with the
it was so strong fade to black boom directed by
Matt Skiba from the outline Tree. Yeah, but then it
was like these and kind of they were trying to

(22:02):
make Twilight again. They're trying to make Twilight happen again.
It's bullshit, but yeah, Zoe Kravitz is a star, right, yeah, star.
She's very talented like she was. She was a great actress. Honestly,
everybody in that movie was really killing it, putting in
the work. But then afterwards we're like, let's go to Target.
So we got to Target.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
No.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
I am fired up immediately when we get back to
Electronics because there's a friendly face and he's like, hey,
how's it going, Like yeah, I like customer. I'm like
hey man, But then he goes, what cell phone provider
do you have? And I was like, immediately, human, I
saw red. I just saw complete red. My whole vision
washed out. All the blood just went to my eyes.

(22:47):
And I was like, ah, this guy and you, I
mean you saw my temperature change? I think probably right.
I started leaning on the cart. I was just walking
by him. I was like hunchback over the cart, just
like giving him like like what awesome does to Scott
When they walk by each other and they just stare
at each other and he's like, what service provider? And
I go, I dude, I have straight Talk. I pay

(23:09):
forty dollars a month for my phone and it's everything
I need done. You have T mobiles, so I said,
instead of being like, hey, I'm poor, I have straight
talk and embarrassing myself, he was just like, we have
T Mobile. We have T Mobile. And then he goes,
he goes, well, what's your plan? Like and I go, hey, man,
you know.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
He said, well, great news. I'm offering a discount for
T mobile customers that are target shoppers.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Yeah, And I said, uh, you know, we just signed
new contracts, and then he hits me with T Mobile
doesn't do contracts.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
We actually got rid of or they actually got rid
of contracts about five years.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
And at this point I almost just fucking flipped.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
The card and it's like, well, we're not interested.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
And then he goes he goes how much you pay
in a month, and as I'm walking like a forty
bucks and he goes forty bucks like he was kind
of surprised by it, like I what a cool deal.
But then I just kept and then the whole time
I was stu about it in the store. So we
need to go back.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
But he was wearing a Direct TV bullshit polo, so
I'm thinking that he was selling us Direct TV and
he was gonna be able to give us some sort
of discount because we shop at Target. We're tea mobile
customer and we want to sign up for a direct.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
TV How dare you target a costing man?

Speaker 2 (24:18):
But I don't understand why he's surprised by forty dollars
a month because Hulu with live TV is forty dollars.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
Yeah, we needed we needed fucking napkins, paper towel, dishwasher stuff,
and like one other thing.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
Yeah, just a household.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
I'm not changing my life tonight because a cell phone
provider is. That's a big, big thing.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
That's a big transition, and it's like a process too.
It's not just like it.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
I don't have a thousand dollars to switch over my
cell phone playing with right.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
No, it's not even that. It's just well no, I
think he was for direct TV. That's what I'm trying
to tell you. But anyways, it's just not going to
be like an in and out thing or oh here,
you want to quickly sign up for this deal.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
Well you got to. You gotta remember, I just want
to commit.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
An hour and a half to listen, and you talk
your fucking year.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
I just saw The Batman, Babe, I was I was
in Batman Vibe. I was remember that scene remember that
scene with the gang member where I hit him like
a hundred times. Yeah, that was just running that through,
not that I would do that if anyone's listening, who
is a potential sponsor or indoors or I'm not violent
or blah blah blah blah blah. I feel like that's
important to say now for some reason, which we will

(25:26):
get into, and we're gonna switch over in a couple
of minutes to the to the premium, which again.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
I think you're an angry white man.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Yeah, which, yeah, I mean, And again, the reason we're
doing the premium is one to make money, but two,
it'll be way more fun for us to talk freely
without a whole lot more editing about some topics, because
you know, you got to support your podcast that you
listen to. I know there's a there's probably about fifteen
thousand people every month to listen to this, and we

(25:54):
thank you, and we're trying to convert that to some
fucking dollars. Right case.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
Scott's crying, Hey.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
We're neglecting him. He's pissed. He's pissed that he knows,
I mean, he knows what happened this week with the podcast,
which we will get into terrible person that ceo CEO
and uh again, we're probably gonna do a regular from
now on, we'll do a regular episode in a premium
and a premium episode, but they'll be it'll be a
little longer than this. But I just want to I'm

(26:21):
hot to try to get into this premium shit. This week.
We watched the rental last night. Would you think of that?
The rental on Netflix? I think it's like number six
right now.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
Yeah. I thought it was going to be okay because
it had Alice in Brie in it, and then it
has the guy who plays Lip from Shameless.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
So yeah, the cast was looking good and.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
It was directed by Dave Franco.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
Yeah, so.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
I thought the But there was one part where that
it was like a monologue or what what do you
call that dialogue? And it was literally just about bro
bro Bro Bro sif on the bro shore.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
Yeah, it's just like the characters none.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
But here's what I will say.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
The redeemable thing of the thing of the whole movie is.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
That they all died.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
They all sucked, and they all died. Alison, Alison Breed
didn't suck. She was probably the most grounded character but
like they killed everybody, and then what we were worried
about the whole time, there was a dog.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
She was also kind of weird because like their relationship,
the two business partners.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Yeah, it was very yeah, but she was Alison Alison
Brie wasn't doing anything shady. She just took ecstasy. She
was just chilling.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
Was like okay with it.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
She wasn't. She wasn't okay with it.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
Yeah she was. She's telling him like, oh, you'll just
get used to it. The relationship. Oh on that hike,
but they were on.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
Oh no, she he was saying about how he like
went to girl to girl. But I think like she
didn't know they cheated at that point. She found out
after they got back on the hike. Yeah, but she wasn't.
She wasn't okay with it. She's like okay with the cheating, right, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
But she was okay with them being super super close.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
I see what you're saying.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
And like all over each other.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
And didn't didn't like that part of the movie weird.
But there was a little, tiny, beautiful dog that was
teased the whole time that that you thought they were
gonna kill it.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Yeah, and then at the end that they were going
to find like his little fucking head somewhere or something.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
But then at the end of the reveal the pat
on the head or whatever, and he's just like Okay,
he just goes back out to the beach. I fucking
love that.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
Yeah, But then I'm like, Okay, well, who's gonna take
care of that dog?

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Somebody. It's a rich beach. Somebody was gonna find that
beautiful dog, like come or eat them. So yeah, let's
see HelloFresh. I think it's time we separate ourselves from HelloFresh. Kate,
I think we're gonna We're gonna do a few more weeks,
I think, and then we're gonna So if anybody has

(28:54):
an idea or plan on how they do shopping lists,
send me an email Grant and kateigmail dot com. How
do you put together your shopping list? This is a
very adult topic and it's probably won't make any episode
of the podcast, but if you want to help us out,
I don't know, how do they have a website that
like will compile all the ingredients you need and then
it just gives you a shopping list. I feel like
that's a million dollar idea. If they don't have it.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
I'm sure they do so.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
Yeah, so Kate Windfall, Netflix, Girl from Plainville, and Hulu.
I think we gave that. We're giving that a thumbs up, right, Yeah,
pretty awkward, pretty intense. Michelle Carter, Yeah, she's crazy. She's
a wild one. All the all the fantasies she has

(29:38):
about being in Glee and like when when she's acting
out scenes in the mirror, real creep, real creep vibe.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
Yeah. I don't like all the Glee shit. I don't
understand how someone could be so obsessed with that shel.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
That guy, that dude. I mean, granted he was an
actor and he was famous, but it seems like kind
of a loser doing drugs and stuff. Did he die
of drugs? Was that what it was?

Speaker 2 (30:05):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (30:06):
What did he kill himself?

Speaker 2 (30:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (30:08):
I thought it was a drug overdose.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
What do you do the boyfriend?

Speaker 1 (30:12):
Yeah? No, no, What did Finn from Glee do in
real life?

Speaker 2 (30:16):
Oh? Yeah, he died of a drug overdose, like in
a hotel or something, like all famous people, do you know.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
I'm gonna say something here and this will transition perfectly
into the premium episode. I Taylor Hawkins died from the
Riders and it's really sad.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
It is really sad.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
But I've been calling him Tator Hawkins. I just find
it very funny because people are like, what'd you decay?

Speaker 2 (30:40):
Disrespecting the dead Tator Hawkins.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
I'm also tired of people asking me, like how good
he was at the drums. Just fucking watch him play drums,
you decide how good he is, right, So yeah, Kate,
we're gonna jump into the premium episode right now, so
terrible person dot Co. It's gonna be a fun podcas
We're gonna talk about the effects of this podcast on
our lives a lot of other stuff. So you ready, Kate, Yeah, Okay, goodbye, Goodbye, Caitlin.

(31:11):
This is the first premium episode. I'm gonna have other shit.
Kate just did the grossest thing. She just talked up
a loogian and swallowed it.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
It's still in my mouth.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
It's the premium premium episode. It's things that's steaming. So yeah,
I'm gonna have new intros and different different all right,
if you've paid two dollars to hear this, these episodes
will get longer and probably more frequent. We're gonna do
about I think we decided we're gonna start it three
three a month, right.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
That you were talking three dollars, yeah, and then they'll be.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
And then there'll be some bonus. There'll be some bonus
stuff occasionally. But I think the more people support the podcast,
the longer we'll you know, we'll give.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
It right yeah, which see how it goes a little
test run, I think, right, yeah, I mean, but we
don't yet.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
But I mean the thing is income is income because
this podcast has cost us money. Kate dearly dearly if
you say so, tends upon I think it has. We'll
discuss even further. So uh yeah, yeah, uh yes. See

(32:35):
this is a New Land Biscuit song. We're pro we're
pro Limb biscuit here in this household. Right, you're big
Feathers fans, so okay.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
Okay, And I'm not a huge fan, but I like
his songs, especially when I'm pissed off.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
What are we gonna do about dinner tonight? Let's get
into that. That's what these premium.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
Premium premium content.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
What do you what do you do? What do you
want to have? What are you getting for dinner? View?

Speaker 2 (33:01):
I'm not getting ship for dinner?

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Okay, what do you what are we what are the plan?
What do you what sounds good? Babe? Well?

Speaker 2 (33:10):
Are we getting food from somewhere? Are you like making
hello fresh?

Speaker 1 (33:13):
What would you like to do? Since dinner was so
bad last night? Fuck hellow fresh right? Just garbage, garbage chicken.
I had a hot flash in the middle of making dinner.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
Was like his chicken on his sandwich. He said it
was too much Italian season.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
It's just like, because what I Because I prepared the
chicken and it's literally used the packet of Italian whatever
and didn't say to taste it, said use the packet.
So I pour it in and then pretty soon like
all the chicken is just covered with leafy greens with
like a regano and shit, and I'm just like no, no, that.
And then so I got really overheated because I hadn't

(33:52):
I'd been taking a tolerance break from the marriage of Huba.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
The marriage of Hooba.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
Yeah, and also we're dude, We're getting a big box
of weed this week. Yeah, I'm getting a big box
of weed this week.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
Yeah. Grant's probably not gonna share it with me because
he's mean, but.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
I'm gonna lock it up.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
I'm gonna hide it in a safe he probably is.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
No, So yes, we're getting a big bag of weed
and big bag. We're getting a big box of just shit,
like awesome stuff. But yeah, I spoke we for the
first time in like three weeks last night. I was like,
I gonna lay now. I got so hot, dizzy.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
Grant just can't handle pain very well.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
It was a b No, I don't think you. I
don't think that's true, baby, Okay, I think I handled
pain very well. I think you just underestimate how much
pain I was in.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
But I just want to mention that I don't know
how fresh hello fresh can claim to really be when
the little baguettes that we had with our sandwiches last
night come from like a what like a bag that
you have to tear open.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
They're sealed individually for freshness.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
No, it's like a Twinkie wrap.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
And also it is just not fresh. It was just
so much soft. Doesn't mean it's fresh.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
There was so much bread too.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
Yeah, it was just like this, your your piece of
bread was bigger than that. And that's why I was like,
I don't want the big one.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
Okay, it's okay. We should talk about the main event
and we'll talk about a bunch of other ship. But so,
without giving too much away, Kate and I had an
opportunity to make a fair amount of money mm hmm,
like thousands of dollars. Yeah, life, life changing money, and

(35:38):
we everything was kind of set up, kind of moving
in the right direction, ball was.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
Rolling, and then all of a sudden, I was just like.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Then I followed up out of the email and they
they were like, nope, we are we are no longer interested. Yeah,
And I was like, I got it. Thanks a lot,
a little bummed out because I believe it had something
to do with this podcast and the things we talk

(36:05):
about on this podcast, and you have you think it
has to do with maybe what just not the right fit,
not real just kind of one of those things where.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
Yeah, I think it just is like a preference.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
Their budget went to other places.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
I didn't think it was a budget thing.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
I think it was well no, but I mean their
money just went is not going to us, It's going
to someone else. They're just like, well, we found something
something that fits a little nicer, yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
Something that fits better with their what they think their
needs are.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
Well. Yeah, And I also so I was looking through
my Instagram. Right, it's just kind of scrolling through. And
you know, I promote the podcast a lot, and one
of the things I'll turn this off. One of the
things that is up promoting is this video. Hold on,
let me turn the sound on cream Pie. That dude,

(36:56):
the coconut cream pie. That coconut cream pie. I gave you.
You gave me, K gave me a fucking cream pie?

Speaker 2 (37:04):
I did?

Speaker 1 (37:05):
She cream Pine is so good my birthday? Yeah, So okay,
that's that's Exhibit one. Exhibit two. A room here. If
you could create a rumor about me, then everyone would believe,
no matter what. What would it be, um.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
That you poop with the door open?

Speaker 1 (37:28):
Come on, kay, bad answer.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
But you have a vagina, I mean a penis, and
you have with yourself every day every day. You like
your your weird schedule because you get to be home
like six hours before I do. See. That's why the
she throwers messed up every day.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
When I come, I was actually I took a nap
with your cat today, So yeah, I think I'm gonna venture.
I guess that because of the prestige of what this
what this company was, they were like, no, we don't
want to do this.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
Those are both really funny. Yeah, so I mean clearly
they just don't have a sense of humor then yeah, man,
if that's if that was the deciding factor those two clips, yeah,
I think that. Yeah, they just must have no humor.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
I just whatsoever, no humor and no foresight. They don't
see how talented we are. They're just like, nah, dude, they.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
Don't see past, like the vulgarness of it to see
like that there's well you're saying I was talking about,
so there's a good ship behind it.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
I called my mom and she thinks. She's like, well,
you know, the podcast is pretty interesting, and I'm like,
it's not vulgar though we're not saying crazy like absolutely
awful shit, that's not vulgar. I mean maybe to somebody
who's I think that to.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
The majority of people, that would be considered like a
vulgar thing, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
Dude, well what the fuck is wrong? So okay, so
hold on, I'm sure whoever they decided to work with
it's probably posting like, here's a picture of my asshole
on their Instagram.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
Here's me TikTok dancing.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
Yeah, oh yeah, here's TikTok dancing with my boobs out.
It's like, fucking come on, dude, be consistent.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
I don't feel like I've ever gotten special treatment, and
I don't think, like, don't it's not going to change
my life at all.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
Oh dude, I grew up with special treatment?

Speaker 2 (39:27):
Well yeah, because you're you're a rich folk. Yeah, big
build like poor poor people.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
Big build? Yeah, man raking it in the funeral homeowner Yeah. No. Like,
but I mean I was privileged, sure, Like I went
to nice schools, I had a really good childhood.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
But like, when I went to go visit Grant's family,
I asked him one night. I was like, so, what
was it like to grow up rich? Because I've never
don that feeling. I was sick, and He's like, it
was really nice.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
You know who's gonna be you know who's gonna be
fucking stoked to hear that? Billin man, who's gonna be
like Caitlyn thinks we're rich.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
It's like balling, I mean compared to my my family. No.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
But here's the thing is, I think there were a
lot of contributing factors, but I do think the podcast
and my social media played some impact on it. And
Kate still disagrees. She's vape and vape queen over there.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
I think it was probably something else. But if you
think it's that, I mean it could be.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Can we say, Okay, we mentioned it, but fuck Will Smith?

Speaker 2 (40:26):
Dude, Oh my god, I feel this again.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
I don't know. I don't think the hre's the thing.
I don't think I want to handle it that way
based on how I handled the dude to target if
somebody slapped me on stage.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
Every time that somebody starts making you mad, now you
should just slap them and see what happened.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
Just be like, Will Smith got away with it.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
I don't see the issue, did she?

Speaker 1 (40:51):
Oh my god, I read an article that made me
so embarrassed, like just embarrassed to be alive and a person.
In twenty twenty two, the TikTok Star had to leave
TIKTOKH hold on one second.

Speaker 2 (41:08):
They had a leave TikTok?

Speaker 1 (41:10):
Oh my god?

Speaker 2 (41:12):
Is it because people stopped watching their videos?

Speaker 1 (41:15):
Uh? Somebody just got an email from one of the
players here. Okay, this is premium, but we're not going
super hard yet, so I won't even say anything. Just
look at the thing. Calon's reading reading, reading, reading, that's

(41:36):
pretty quick. Huh.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
Did you see his response?

Speaker 2 (41:44):
Yeah, that's funny, dude.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
Our cat is fucking addicant.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
Now he's on top of our bookshelf.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
So hold on, I about a jump rope. I've been
jumping rope. I've been roping.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Nothing's getting beat up already.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
Yeah, I'm pretty fucking balanced.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
Like half the things are like broken.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Off, not they're not broken yet, or they like so.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
Worn down that it looks like a quarter of it's missing.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
Yeah. No, see I read somewhere the jump rope is
like the best way to get in shape quickly.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
It is because it's just I mean, I've heard that
too before.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
Have you ever jumped rope like consistently.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
Well, when I was a little kid, I used to
like be obsessed with jump rope. I didn't do it
for working out. I did it for pleasure.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
Oh that's cool.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
Did you have one of those things that you wrapped
around your ankle the skip? Those things were cool?

Speaker 2 (42:38):
I just had regular jump rope.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
We had one of those. We had a couple of those.
Actually they kept getting broken because we're, you know.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
Whatever, crazy you trip over them.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
That's our you know what that sounded, I'm teasing it
we may or may not have a senator possibly on
the podcast at some point discussing various things.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
Have we written to them yet?

Speaker 1 (43:02):
Yeah? Contact has been attempted. Okay, I want to say more,
but the premium podcast is going to be hot. I
think you see fucking Kanye West. Nobody gives a shit
dropped out of Coachella, poor guy?

Speaker 2 (43:18):
Who else did you say?

Speaker 1 (43:19):
Travis Trascott?

Speaker 2 (43:20):
I guess were they going to be on the same weekend?

Speaker 1 (43:22):
Who cares?

Speaker 2 (43:23):
Yeah? I don't even know what the lineup for Coachella
looks like.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
What is Kanye West's most recent single? Have you heard
any of Kanye West music?

Speaker 2 (43:31):
No, can't say that I have Kanye West.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
Let's see Kanye I dude, I don't know. I'm over
that whole thing. When are the Kardashians going to stop
being a thing? And somebody made a point the other
day that bummed me out, and they said, the Kardashians,
now that they have kids, will be a thing for
as long as we are alive, unless the world ends

(43:58):
and TV just changes, yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
Or unless their kids are just like, we don't want
to do this. We don't want cameras on us and
to like be fake.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
I think Kim is gonna I think I think Kanye
is going to try and kill Kim. Now that this
is the premium podcast, I feel like I can say that.
I've avoided saying that on the regular podcast. I got
a lot of theories, Kate, Well, no, I've been saying.
I think, how do you get more infamous in what
Kanye is right now?

Speaker 2 (44:32):
Murder trial?

Speaker 1 (44:33):
Yeah exactly, that's that's the next steps, just low speed
Bronco chase.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
Through La through calab Ais.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
Yeah. I just feel like also too, it's I feel
like with the way his brain works, he's like, if
I can't have her.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
No one can't. Yeah, just you ain't taking my kid?

Speaker 1 (44:53):
Yeah. But also, dude, who again, why do we care
about any of this? Ship? Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (45:00):
Yes, we're as a I don't know if it's as
a nation or if just as like a world. It's
getting dumber.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
And this is the new Kanye song. By the way,
let me turn up. We can play it.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
Hot of singing?

Speaker 1 (45:18):
Is that able? The weekend? Mister Abel sounds like him
who made it?

Speaker 2 (45:22):
Him? But I'm the one at you made the best tracks?
Still went off the rail, Hando down downtown.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
Just a new downtowntown, just a new tan tan tin.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
I'm going in here, I go on a new trip here,
I go.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
How innovative he's He like, what is the what is
the skill level of using like one syllable words and
wrap teen t t yeah yeah yeah, click click click.
It's just like, are you four years old? He used
to be that. We watched that documentary and he was

(45:58):
fucking annoying. Yeah, like intolerable if you were in his
friend's circle. You're like, yeah, dude, I get it, You're
the greatest. Where can we go to eat tonight? Like
I want? I am? Can we get a burger? Can
go to McDonald's. He's like, but I am the greatest.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
Just keep twenty minutes straight.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
We've heard this poem before, and then he's on TV
doing poetry. I just I think Kanye sucks. I've turned
the corner.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
Good.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
What happened? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (46:27):
I think he used to be yea but now he's
just I don't know. People are like burnt out on him?

Speaker 1 (46:33):
Is it ye or yay?

Speaker 2 (46:35):
Yay?

Speaker 1 (46:37):
Why do we have to fucking deal with celebrity name
changes too? Able? The weekend? You're a big fan of
that stuff the Kardashian world, So you probably like, like.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
I mean, I don't keep up, keep up, but I
know enough.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
That.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
Uh. I mean you have to admit, like, they wouldn't
be He's so popular if they weren't interesting in some
regard and at least you know, other people thought the
same as me.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
I'm not denying they're probably interesting, but like, what kind
of life do you have to live to just be like,
oh my god, I wonder what the Kardashians are doing today?
Like right, yeah, I mean, like how unfulfilled? None sad
is that there's a lot of people listening. They're like, oh,
I like the Kardashians.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
So Steid, I mean like I'm like thinking about it,
and I feel that kind of way about Real Housewives
of New Jersey.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
Yeah, you're hooked on that stuff.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
Because I know, I came out last night and I'm
just like, when can I watch the new episode? Got
to watch tomorrow?

Speaker 1 (47:40):
Got to I I mean, I get it.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
It's a good you like it, pathetic, but I don't know,
like the drama is just so riveting to me. I
suppose it keeps my attention, right, I don't know why.
It just does well.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
Also, too. I feel like that show is very uh fake,
And you disagree, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
I mean you said that it's fake, But I think
that it might be kind of what you said, where
a situation happens and maybe somebody will get into an argument,
but then like a producer will be like oh wait
wait wait wait and then have them like redo it, yeah,
but still and tell them like, oh, say that they
better have them act like more mad than they actually
are something like to do it. But I think that

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it is actual, actually real. It just might be a
little bit more exaggerated than how it actually went down
in real life. But I think that what's actually happening
is actually happening.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
I suppose what do you, uh, what do you think
about drivers in our neighborhood?

Speaker 2 (48:50):
Okay, they're horrible and real rude. I there was a
an older woman, she was really old. She was like
hunched over and she had her hazards on and she
was blocking pretty much the entryway to the apartment complex driveway.

(49:13):
And then also people from the gym will go like
come out that way too, And I think it was
somebody who was coming out from the gym. He was
trying to go around that woman and I was turning
in and he almost had on collided with me. And
the entire time he's just mean mugging me like I'm
doing something wrong, even though he's the one who's driving
on the wrong side of the road as I'm trying

(49:35):
to turn into somebody somewhere off of me in street.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
I just don't understand the entitlement of people an apartment complex, Like.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
He wanted to kill me.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
What are you doing.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
Side a little pimply bitch, And I wanted to be
like fuck.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
You, but you know what I told you. I said,
you know, I've been not doing the whole drama in
the car.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
Thing because people are crazy. But it's also like I
don't Yeah, I don't want him to shoot me.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
If I'm going to die in a car, I don't
want to be shot to death.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
I want to start ramming my car or something crazy
that would be so scary.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
Like an unhinged type situation.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
Yeah, to just be in your car and somebody just starts.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
I had a guy get out and it was getting
on the two two or the one oh one or
ten in Phoenix, like right downtown, and I like he
cut me off. I gave him the finger he got
out of his car and ran up to my window.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
How long ago was this, I.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
Mean probably five six years ago. But he but the
problem was that he was a bigger fella. So I
just scooted ahead. I just kept scooting ahead, and he
couldn't keep up with the window. But I think he
had a gun. I'm fairly certain he had, Like he
was one of those uh, concealed carry fellas. But yeah,
he was hot. Gave him the finger, that's the thing.
I guess that's he got away from him. Then yeah,

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I just got on the highway and he had to
keep going. He was out of his car, so by
the time I was already down, I was the highway
in traffic.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
So he couldn't so he's just like walking.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
No, he got out of his car and he walked
on the road and tried to punch through my window.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
And so what do you do with this car is
leaving in the put.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
In park in the middle of the road, And it's like, dude,
you're that mad, You're just gonna leave your car in
the road, psycho. But then like it's the little victories,
like let the target incident we had. I was still
hot when we were leaving the store and this Mustang
was driving too fast in the parking lot up to
like the pedestrian walkway, and they were right at the

(51:31):
point where that little sign in the road.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
Yeah, that made me critting and I just.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
Stepped out and I just made them stop, and I
just looked at him the whole time. It made me
feel sold and.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
Like running behind Grant, like, Grant, what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (51:44):
You could you could wait, but no, they were gonna stop.
It wasn't like they weren't slowing down to get through it.
But I was just like, gran just.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
Like gives them like a ship grin, and I'm just like, yeah, it's.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
Like, what do you do? You're driving a no one like, dude,
a Mustang? Cool, really need sports car. You've really made
it original. But yeah, what an unimpressive car. It's just
like a big, big But I think it was a lady.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
I didn't. I was too embarrassed to look over at them.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
Yeah I was a lady.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
I looked right at after you ran out in front
of her car.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
I can't stand it. Shit. So I remember how I
said earlier in the podcast History, I said, I want
to I want to grow up. I want to be
a hard nose detective in the city. Remember that we
talked about this, yes and yes, Okay, we had that
discussion and it was like, it'd be cool to be
a corrupt detective, just like going getting greased up at

(52:47):
a mob. Just every time I see somebody give me
like an envelope like we got you. Don't worry, I've
changed my opinion.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
Want to be a dirty cop.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
No, I wanted to be a dirty cop. I thought
that'd be cool, like a movie detective. Somebody's just like grizzled.
I think I did neat profession corrupt detective, but I
think now I want to I want to be a cat,
grow up and be a cat.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
Yeah, I mean they have it really easy.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
Yeah, Scott's a big piece of shit. He just they
all just they all just sit around and lay and
then you bring him in the room and they hiss
at each other and then they just stare at each other.
Sounds like a pretty perfect lifestyle. Okay, do you have
anything you want to talk about in this episode? It's
premium episode. We got to stretch these episodes. People are

(53:37):
paying for these babes.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
I know, I know, and you told me to write
some things down, but I'm I didn't Kate.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
It's been very busy at work.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
I've been covering for people that don't come in. Yeah, so,
which is really fun because it's not like I got
hired to do that job at all. But it's okay.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
I was watching Social Network the other night, and do
you remember.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
That movie, Yeah, about Facebook, David.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
Fincher movie, and they had the Harvard Club. They all
wanted to be punched by the Harvard Phoenix Club. What
do you know what that is?

Speaker 2 (54:14):
Or like social clubs, like you literally get punched in
the face.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
No, it's it's call. It's like you get to ask
to join the club.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
Do you know Do you know anything about those social clubs?

Speaker 3 (54:24):
No?

Speaker 2 (54:24):
But I do know that they have them at like
Ivy League schools like that, where they're like these kind
of not really like a secret society, but kind of
like sort of where they're like very exclusive sort of
deals like that. And I think it mainly happens more
at Ivy League colleges where it's like something that's been
a tradition for years or whatever. You know.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
I was reading. I've gone down quite a conspiracy rabbit
hole lately. In my life. I've entered that period of
my life. And you know, in order to enter like
the church, like a church, like the Church of Satan,
right or the like some elite clubs, you have to
do things to prove that you want to be in

(55:06):
the club. And one of the things in order to.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
Get that are read like kind of like when you
want to join a gang, you get.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
Jumped in by everyone getting jumped in jumped out, similar vibe,
but very different. So in the Church of Satan, this
is what I was reading. I don't know how true.
This is perfect for the premium premium episode that you
have to take their like it's their anti Eucharist, And
what it is is it's the it's like a wafer

(55:35):
or like a cracker, and it has semen from the
high priest in that feet in like whatever church and
menstruation blood from one of the no one of the
other people high up in the church. To join a
certain sect, and it's like to prove.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
That you're and you just have to do it that
one time or you have to do that like every
Sunday or whatever.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
They still have like an services. It's like Hillsong United.
It's Carl Lentz.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
Or whatever his name is, or any day that they
go to church.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
Yeah, I don't know. I think it's like a one
time thing. You just have to show you got the imagine,
well I joined the church.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
Do you think it will get like soggy? Or do
you think you think that?

Speaker 1 (56:20):
Well? Yeah, how quickly after leaving the spout? Do you
get it?

Speaker 2 (56:25):
Like it's so fucking gross right, like, but it.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
I guess it proves that you're willing to do whatever
it takes.

Speaker 2 (56:33):
Also, if you're like, why why that?

Speaker 1 (56:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (56:37):
Why period? Blood and git?

Speaker 1 (56:41):
Maybe it's delicious. We don't know, we've never had it.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
Like I feel like i'd rather like, I don't know,
drink blood.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
Well, drinking blood's cool. That's a problem, Like I feel
like that's neat.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
I'm going to eat.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
Yeah, but then again, if they have a video of
you eating, like that's what I think those clubs do, right,
like Skull and Bones, like all this stuff the politicians
are in. They're like, Okay, well you can be in
our club, but you gott to fuck these three guys
and yeah, and we're gonna tape it. And he's like, well,

(57:18):
I want to be in politics someday so I guess
I gotta do this and then they have it over
your head. It's what scientology does, babe. Scientology has you
tell all your secrets and they record it all John.
Who's John? Yeah, doe, they have it. He's Here's the thing.
The reason he talks at the reason he's still talking
highly about it, and the reason he's still involved in

(57:40):
the church is because they have him on so much ship.
They're like because there's there's been rumors of what they
possibly have on him, and it's fascinating, Like what well,
I mean well, for a long time before it was
like like more acceptable for him, I think in his
life they were saying, like he's he's openly gay man.

(58:01):
We have proof of him like oh doing all this stuff.
And you know he was like but he was like
a ladies man back in the day, like about that,
like back.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
When he was like in like Saturday Night Fever sort of.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
Now he's just a fucking weirdo.

Speaker 2 (58:13):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
Have you seen him lately his bald head.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
I haven't seen him, Like, I can't tell you. The
last time I saw him has been probably a couple
of years.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
He made he made that movie Gotti.

Speaker 2 (58:23):
It was garbage with fucking body, like the family like.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
The greatest gangster of all time, like American gangster problem
gott it John Gotti, Yeah, and just.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
I remember watching that reality show about his family.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
Growing up Gotti. Yeah, I watched a couple of episodes.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
I feel like it's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
But yeah, like I think, but I was thinking about those.
So I watched the Social Network this week when I
was stewing about or No, I was not sure if
we were going to get this opportunity, and I was
just like, I'll put some on and I was watching it.
I was looking at the Phoenix and they just bring
in all these like sluts, you know, they bust them

(59:06):
in and they're like you're at the most elite party
maybe in the world, and they're like, uh, like what
like who Harvard sucks? People that write people that go
there and do that ship.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
I think you said they bust them in. So they
were just like random dumb girls.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
No, I don't know. Yeah, they like had like maybe
it was from a sorority and they've brought them to
like their sororities. But like watch the next time you
see the movie. There's like a five minute scene where
they're like bringing these girls and they're all just making
out with each other and like taking off each other's shirts,
playing strip poker and stuff. And it's just like, then,
why why why would you want to do that in

(59:46):
like in public.

Speaker 2 (59:47):
I feel like, I don't know, maybe that's something that
they do, but I don't know. It just seems kind
of crazy. We're not we're not the elite, asu and
I didn't see any of that shit.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
Yeah, we're not. We're not the elites though, Okay.

Speaker 2 (59:59):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (59:59):
We're white.

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
I feel like, yeah, it is true. Like rich people
are into some weird shit.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
Yeah, I wrote down. I wrote down. People with money
need to stop talking to me like I have money, Like,
is there nothing more frustrating When you're like, oh, yeah,
my car's in the shop. I watch you buy a
new car. Yeah, and you're like, fuck, okay, sure, maybe.

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
I know exactly what you mean. Maybe I've been told
that by my manager before.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
Like maybe if I came to work one day a
week and made seven figures, I'd be able to buy
a brand new Bronco truck or whatever, right, yeah, come on,
so annoying. Or there are people being like I'll tell
somebody I'll be like, yeah, you know, they'd be like,
why don't you have the Amazon app? Because I have
fucking HBO, YouTube, Netflix, Discovery. Plus I'm already paying for

(01:00:55):
all these apps. I don't know, Well it's only eleven dollars,
It's like, yeah, but dude, I'm gonna forget about it.
I'm gonna watch one thing on it, and I'm gonna
pay for it for the next year and a half. Yeah,
so that eleven dollars over eighteen nineteen months is gonna
be money I could have, you know, made a car
payment on.

Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
Well.

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
Also, I feel like it's getting to the point now
where yeah, it's only eleven dollars or whatever, but every
streaming service has up their prices recently, like Hulu did
it last year. It used to be like, I don't know,
like twelve ninety nine or something. I was like fifteen
ninety nine and Netflix is twenty bucks a month.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
And we both have Netflix accounts. Yeah, dumb it. That's
why we need this premium podcast to get But I
just I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
I think it's stupid because it's gonna get to the
point where you're going to be spending like so much
money for every single little app that you have that
it's like, well, you just have cable.

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
And that's fucking cool? Is that when you have to
pay for drawbox it's like nine dollars a month so
you can just send files neat Like what a neat? Like?
We pay thirty dollars a year each Last year we
paid thirty dollars each year so we could get packages delivered.
How insane is that?

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
And then to be told by our apartment complex, oh yeah, no,
you didn't both need to sign up for that. It's like, okay,
well that's cool to know. Now. Oh thanks guys, thanks
for telling us that. Now, you should have just told
us that at the beginning and told us to ignore
the fucking fifty emails we were gonna gonna get saying
to sign up because that's why you signed up.

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
Can I also say I'm already annoyed? Travis Barker's famous again,
He's on every song and they all sound the same.
And I am a drummer and I support drummers and
also rip rip Tater Hawkins.

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
I also think it's kind of weird because what other
drummer is like featured so heavily in different people's music here.

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
Thing. That's the thing is there's there's guys who are
those dudes who are on every album.

Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
But sometimes sometimes it doesn't even say like featuring Travis
Barker or whatever the music video, and he's like.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
And it's all, I'm thirty and I'm still sad.

Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
I'm forty five. Yeah, more like that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
I'm married, I'm married to I'm engaged to a fucking
not married. No, I'm talking about Machine and Kelly. They're
like engaged. He's into one of the biggest female movie
stars and he's.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
Like, still sad about life.

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
Dude, get over it. Fucking He's like skinny, I'm not
gonna say too much about but I enjoy his music sometimes,
but he like seems like a logan Paul to me, right,
like that logan.

Speaker 2 (01:03:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
Why I like it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
I like I feel like, I don't know. I liked him.
I didn't like him for a while when he was
like beefing with eminem but then when he became like
all like punk again, then I was like, Okay, he's kind.

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
Of cool, Machine good, machine Gun Kelly.

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
Yeah, and then I liked him. And then he started
doing Meghan Fox and I just think she's so pretty.

Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
I think I'm gonna say something here.

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
I think they're both fucking weird, and I think she's
like a mega slut. But this is just so pretty.

Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
I'm gonna I'm gonna say something. And this is because
this is the premium episode. I put Megan Fox in
Halsey in the same category of like completely unlikable people. Really, yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
Think that Halsey is ugly and Meghan Fox is actually attractive.

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
Well yeah, Meghan, But I'm saying in terms of I
don't know what Megan Fox's attitude is. I don't know
like what her demeanor is because I've only seen her.

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
She just seems like she's just a slut. It's like
her defining personality. Oh really, it's like, yeah, I follow
her on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
Oh see, like I saw her. I remember that movie
Jennifer's Body, which was a unbelieve evably good movie, Like
I really really, that's like one of my favorite movies
of all time. It's just everything about it's cool with
colors and then also the story's nuts. Like, but I
only know her from that, so I don't know her
from any other movie I've seen her. What we watched
her in one that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
One movie where she.

Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
Killed her That was okay. Now, okay, I'll give you that.
You may have just changed my mind. That was a
pretty cool movie, very unrealistic.

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
Though she was like handcuffed.

Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
Yes, it was like Gerald's Game but something else.

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
It was on Netflix.

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
Yeah, that movie was tight. That was okay. So she
she has made some good movies. But yeah, Halsey, dude,
I put her in.

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
I think she's gross. She goes in the category of gross.
When I met Halsey, Megan Fox, I don't think is gross.

Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
When I met Halsey, she was not only rude to
me in a way that was like startling, because I'm like,
how did you get famous if you're this shitty to
people below you?

Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
Like how was she?

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
Like what she did just so dismissive. And her team
was just assholes, assholes, and they all wreaked like fucking
cheap cigarettes, like American spirits, and you're like, you guys,
you guys are really cool. You guys are you guys
figured out what cool was in high school and you
just stuck with it. That's how I feel like Halsey is.

(01:06:23):
And now she's growing up and being like I'm a mom.

Speaker 2 (01:06:27):
Well, I feel like American spirits are what all the
hipsters smoke.

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
Yeah, but I don't know if it was American spirits.
It was just shitty cigarettes, but probably nice cigarettes, I
guess now I'm thinking about it. She had money, but no,
she's just like, hey, moms, pay attention to me now.

Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
Yeah, look at me on my album cover with my
baby on my boobe.

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
Let's normalize breastfeeding. It's like, no, dude, you know what
was cool about breastfeeding back in the day. Is it
got done? Yeah? I am Jesus Christ.

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
I feel like anyone who it's like Kanye West. It's
like anyone who sits there and says that you're a
god and thinks that highly of yourself. It's like, you
probably aren't.

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
That you're probably so insecure, right.

Speaker 2 (01:07:07):
I've never really been like a fan of Palsy.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
I think over time she's just gotten more and more annoying.

Speaker 1 (01:07:17):
Yeah, I don't know, I truly. I think she has
some good music, but she was just so dismissive and
not cool to me that I was like, Okay, she strikes.

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
Me as the type that would be just extra annoying.

Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
I was invisible. I was complete. Yeah, it did not exist.
But I mean, in fairness, I don't like I didn't
treat her like she was anybody. It's special like normally,
you know, I'll mean some some famous people and I'll
be like, oh, hey, you're cool. I like you.

Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
I'm gonna be able to tell you what the Chainsmokers
look like. I know the one guy who's kind of
ugly and it's like really tall, those big eyebrown they
look like the.

Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
Type of dudes that are in the Harvard Phoenix Club
eating those crackers. Right. I want to I want to
get I want a sampler. If anybody knows where they
can hook me up with a growth, maybe it's a delicacy.
I mean, I already eat so much of my own

(01:08:17):
income that that's how I recovered so quickly. I took
the I took the the Peter Nigar approach to recovery
for my surgery. I just pump pumped it into the
syringe they gave me and they squirted it back there.
It's it's it's the cells, it's the what's adrenochrome?

Speaker 2 (01:08:41):
Is that what's in the babies or whatever?

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
I think? So, yeah, dude, I've got I've I've entered
that world of hardcore conspiracy. Kate's gotta pay you want
to go? Yes, Okay, I'll play a song. I'll play
a wildly inappropriate song. Hello Kaylan Caitlin. Oh my gosh, everyone,

(01:09:05):
Caitlin has returned. Yeah, so I was playing some sugar
while you were out. So what's for dinner? Kate? Tell
tell the folks what we're having. Panda doesn't sound bad.
I could go for sapanda.

Speaker 2 (01:09:20):
That sounds fine to me, sounds good to me.

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
What else are you thinking? Present another option? Then, Sweetness,
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:09:30):
I have a really bad toe cramp at the moment.

Speaker 1 (01:09:32):
Are you gonna be okay? Do we need an Amputate?
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
Well, I may be dying.

Speaker 1 (01:09:41):
You might have to well, Kate, I think.

Speaker 2 (01:09:44):
At least the pop half of it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
I think this is a good time to wrap up
the show premium episode. So if you if you downloaded this,
if you paid for the in the monthly subscription, thank
you so much. Nine one zero, five, five, seven two eight. Everyone.
We'll do more of the obviously, we'll do about three
months and we're still going to do the regular episodes.
We just kind of rushed these two today because we
wanted to get back at it, so yeah, excuse me.

(01:10:09):
I was very anxious and I still didn't get all
all the shit off my chest. But Caitlin, have a
blessed week and we will see you next week, right, Yeah, okay,
I'll be here.