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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what y'all don't know, y'all all at all
soon given them back. A million bus busy listening to to.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
I don't Joy Joy.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
You know you.

Speaker 5 (01:06):
Love, you know you're gonna turn.

Speaker 6 (01:31):
I got to turn the mouth turn.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
You probably got to turn, mouth turn a word.

Speaker 5 (01:47):
Of the money, look mad me, come.

Speaker 7 (01:58):
Come out, you think.

Speaker 8 (02:01):
Uh huh, I so will a good morning everybody. You
are listening to the voice, Oh come on now dig
me if you will. One and only Steve Harvey got
a radio show, you know, one of the things about
being successful. And I was sharing this just the other
day with a young man and he asked me. He said, hey, man,

(02:26):
I just don't see how you get up that early
in the morning. I just don't see how, man, it
would kill me to get up.

Speaker 9 (02:34):
This early in the morning.

Speaker 8 (02:36):
Well, I sat there and I'm listening to it because
it's just a thousand times I've heard it, you know,
And my life is, you know, not too different from
a lot of people's lives. There's a lot of people
out there that rise early. And I just sit there, man,
because I mean, first of all, I'm grateful to be
able to have a job. I'm so grateful to be
able to do one and sevil that I happen to

(02:57):
enjoy doing. I mean, you know it's work and it's
difficult at times, but I mean, you know I wanted this.

Speaker 9 (03:04):
You know you got it.

Speaker 8 (03:04):
You know you can't ask God for nothing any give
it to you then and be mad that you got it.
Don't make no sense.

Speaker 7 (03:09):
You know.

Speaker 9 (03:10):
The problem with asking God for stuff is a lot of.

Speaker 8 (03:13):
Times we asking for stuff, we don't really know what
all it encompasses, what all it really is. And I
ask for this now along the way, I've gotten far
more than I asked for. I want you to do.
Understand that, and you know that's His grace at work
in my life. But I get up early and I
go to work because I do understand something that it

(03:33):
is not.

Speaker 9 (03:34):
Walking up to you.

Speaker 8 (03:35):
Nobody walks up to people normally and just hand them
checks all the time, and enough checks to sustain your life,
and not only sustain it, but to have a life
that where you could enjoy and do some of the
things you want to do. I don't know the person
that walks out hands out that money just to be
doing it and then with a lifestyle though, where you

(03:56):
can you know, give your kids a Christmas, you know,
take your family. I'm on vacation, you know, a year,
once a year. I don't know nobody passing out to
kind of money. So I get up early in the morning.
I get at it. I was taught to get up
early in the morning by my father because my father says,
ain't nothing gonna come to you while you lay in there.

(04:16):
And you know what, It's just true, man, it's just
a little common sense. Little old people smart man, they've
been around a long time. You don't get old. You know,
some old foods out there, but you know you don't
have to deal with them. But old people are pretty smart, man.
They've learned a lot along the way. And waking up
early and getting out it is one of them things.
And I ask everybody man to think about this scenario
of your life. If a day has twenty four hours

(04:38):
in it, and let's just say you choose to sleep
eight of those hours because they tell you you need
eight hours sleep, So you sleep eight hours, that's a
third of your life asleep already, just a third of
your life is spent asleep.

Speaker 9 (04:57):
If you're gonna do eight hours a day.

Speaker 8 (04:59):
Now, let's say you have a job that you work
eight hours and it is not the job of your dreams.
It's not your dream career, your dream profession. It's just
the one you took, like all of us, to get
it started. And then, like all of us, some of
us end up having this state at because we've created
these bills because we check to check.

Speaker 9 (05:16):
So we can't leave it because we'll lose what we've
worked for.

Speaker 8 (05:20):
So let's just say you got a job that you
go to work to for eight hours. That's another third
of your life. That's two thirds of your life. Feel
how you want to feel about your two thirds? Well,
I like sleep? Okay, cool, there's a scripture about that too.
But now you spent two thirds of your life one
on a job you don't care for if you're not
happy that, or one that just pays the bills, and

(05:41):
it's not your dream job or career. Another third of
your life is sleep. Oh now, let's hold on. Let's
talk about the one hour of preparation that it may
take to get to the job. That's seventeen hours. Let's
say your drive time. Let's say getting to your job
for the average person is anywhere between thirty to an hour.
It's an average of what it takes to average person. Now,

(06:02):
some people out there hustling way harder than that. But
let's just say your average is an hour getting to work.
You add another hour to that going to work. You've
now spent eighteen hours out of the twenty four doing
something that's either nonproductive, you're not happy with, you're not
pleased about. It is not your dream job, it's not

(06:23):
your dream profession. And rest of the time you sleep.
Eighteen hours. Now you got to come from the job,
so let's just say it's another hour to get back home.
That's nineteen hours. Nineteen hours out of a twenty four
hour day. You now have five hours left in your day. Oh,
you watch TV two hours a day. Okay, excuse me.
Let's put now you put two hours of TV on
that you've just spent twenty one. You now have three

(06:46):
hours in the day to do something super productive for
the development of yourself and the future of your family
and your future as a person and what you can
provide for your family. Uh Oh, I need to chill,
I need to smoke one. Uh Oh, I needed some

(07:06):
time at happy. I'll seem like all I do is
dry to work and go to work. I'm gonna go
out with the fellas drink one. Okay, Let's say you
spend two hours at Happy Ill nobody go to a
Happy Hours yet for a hour. Let's say you spend
two hours at Happy I'll all smoke in all some
video games. Let's throw that in there. Two hours of smoking,
chilling video games. That's twenty three hours of your day gone.

(07:31):
Don't you see how your day slips away from you?
So why would you get up early? You get up
early to get a jump. You get up early to produce,
to plan, to become productive. You get up early in
the morning to care about every single minute of your day.
You wake up early in the morning because you have

(07:51):
a plan, a mission, You have something you want to accomplish.
The earlier you get up, the more time you have
just for you to devote to your plan. You map
it out, you make them, send some emails, whatever it
is you need to do to get your dream under way.
Then you go get ready. Then you get in your
car and go to work. Then you go to your job,

(08:12):
but on your job, instead of sitting at your lunch
break messing around with a bunch of people laughing and
talking about nothing, playing dominoes. Why don't you take that
hour to do some more research, to send out some
more emails, to put some feelings out there, to see
what can get you in the place that you want
to be. Then when you get off, instead of driving
straight home, why don't you go somewhere in a meeting,

(08:34):
you take in a session with some people in a
positive mental state, group of people that get together. Network
for business, not drink at happy hour, I said, network
for business. So after you've done that eight that you
don't really care for on a job, you spend some
more time pursuing, looking into researching, working towards sending out
some more applications, putting in some more time to build

(08:57):
your new app discussing some more net working ideas. Okay,
that's your happy hour. Then when you go home, instead
of chilling drinking one, having a cold one, smoking one,
playing a video game, why don't you take that two
hours and devote that to that business idea. You got
to that family that you talk about, you really want
spend some time with your children, put something into them,

(09:20):
Do something, man, with all these precious hours that God
gives all of us in the course of a day,
take advantage of every minute of that No human being
has more than twenty four hours a day, including myself.
But if you care about every single minute of that day,
you'll be amazed at how much you could get accomplished

(09:42):
in a twenty four hour day. But you can't get
none of that happening because you sleep, and you chilling
and you smoking. Okay, what has that done for you,
your family or your future? Care about every minute of
your day?

Speaker 1 (09:58):
You're listening Morning.

Speaker 10 (10:00):
Show, Rise and Shine, Wake up, wake up, Wake up
to yourself that stretch that morning yawning, you sit on
the edge of the bed. You thank the man, and
then you got to get up, get out and get something.

Speaker 7 (10:12):
This is the baddest radio show in the land.

Speaker 10 (10:14):
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That be me.

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Speaker 10 (10:29):
Uh yeah, everybody good, everybody good, right, it's that great
getting up morning, all right? How was y'all, y'all holiday weekend?

Speaker 11 (10:42):
It's good good yeah yeah, oh yeah, man.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (10:47):
Let me take time to think.

Speaker 10 (10:50):
Colleen, Texas were coming out, hanging out with the nephew
at twice As Funny comedy club that was outstanding. Had
a few tiering moments on stage. I had a whole
lot of funny moments on stage. And you know, I
didn't tell y'all before I got my stupid back. I
got it back.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Cool, that's what's well.

Speaker 11 (11:09):
Let me shout chicgo. Let me shout out Chicago be
one on three sisters, the biggest crowd to date. We
was out there strutting breast cancer wedding, So I have
to think, Chicago.

Speaker 7 (11:25):
You look like you had good weather. That's what it
looked like.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
It was cold, precious, I was cute. I was cute,
but it was cold. Yeah, it was cold. It was
in the forties.

Speaker 12 (11:38):
So it talk about how you act when you get back.

Speaker 13 (11:42):
Home, though, that video ed me last how you act
when you get on five minutes in Chicago.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
I reading the mood back back. Yeah, surely knows that feeling.
It was great. So check me out on Instagram and
lips at by Carlo. You can see all the pictures
and all.

Speaker 10 (11:59):
You got me. I'm in Chicago in two weeks. I'm
just thinking, I ain't got nothing in my closet but Chicago.
I don't get you a coach.

Speaker 11 (12:07):
You play too much. Don't you play with that Chicago weather.
It's not a game, right.

Speaker 7 (12:15):
That's when you need a pea coat.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
And an ABC coach.

Speaker 13 (12:21):
All that dy, all of that coat out of Chicago.
Don't buy your coat. Takes you get your coat out
of Chicago playing.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Games mass I shudder to think.

Speaker 7 (12:37):
Do y'all miss it?

Speaker 1 (12:39):
I do every time I see the TV show The Shy,
I missed it. I really It's really really good.

Speaker 14 (12:46):
You know.

Speaker 11 (12:46):
Chicago's one of those cities, is one of the greatest
cities in the world.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
And Bay Bass too cold, too long.

Speaker 7 (12:54):
For me.

Speaker 10 (12:55):
Yeah, they've been asking, they've been asking, Hey, what should
do ready to love in Chicago? I said, we're gonna
odd in May and we end in July.

Speaker 15 (13:04):
I remember when I was a kid, it's snowed a
Memorial Day. I was done. Yes, my brand new little
short set. Couldn't even wear it.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
You couldn't rock it.

Speaker 10 (13:20):
Oh town, baby, big up, the shot Town everybody there.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
I love you, B one O three, absolutely.

Speaker 10 (13:27):
Get off the breakfront, my mom, and don't want nobody
on the breakfront.

Speaker 15 (13:32):
Yes, all right, that was good going down Chicago memory Lane.
All right, coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour,
we will hear from a nephews he runs that prank
back right after this. You're listening Hardy Morning Show. It
is time now for the nephew to run that prank back.

Speaker 10 (13:51):
What you got for his neph he We're gonna do
a little washing fold. Come on, ket Doc. Hello, Hello,
I'm trying to reach sam. All right, Sammy, I'm not Sammy.

Speaker 16 (14:03):
This Sammy. What's up?

Speaker 7 (14:04):
Hey Sammy? How are you?

Speaker 10 (14:05):
This is uh, this is Kevin. I'm the uh the
manager over here at Fresh and Clean Washing Fold.

Speaker 16 (14:11):
Yeah, well, what's going on? Okay?

Speaker 10 (14:13):
You bring your clothes here pretty much on a on
a weekly basis?

Speaker 7 (14:16):
Is that correct?

Speaker 17 (14:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 18 (14:17):
I stopped probably once a week.

Speaker 10 (14:19):
Okay, and you're bringing you I mean you're pretty much
bringing a full load of clothes pretty much once a week.

Speaker 18 (14:23):
Right, Yeah, I just bring whatever I got, Okay.

Speaker 10 (14:27):
Uh, Well, we got a bit of a problem talking
to my my employees here that have been you.

Speaker 16 (14:32):
Know what's going on.

Speaker 14 (14:35):
I mean, you know, not get your money or something.

Speaker 7 (14:37):
Oh no, no, no, you you're we we have you
on file.

Speaker 10 (14:39):
I mean your your your card goes through every week
when you when you bring your things.

Speaker 7 (14:43):
So no, that's that's not the issue at all.

Speaker 18 (14:46):
I'll write them. What kind of problem could we have?

Speaker 10 (14:49):
Well, the ladies that are washing the clothes are complaining
that when you bring your load in. I mean, I
don't know how to really tell you this, but you're
you're saying that your underwear is too dirty they.

Speaker 7 (14:57):
Don't want to wash it.

Speaker 16 (14:59):
You know you playing right?

Speaker 7 (15:02):
No, I'm dead serious.

Speaker 18 (15:03):
What are you talking about? My underwear is dirty? I'm
not any more dirty than anybody else, sir.

Speaker 10 (15:09):
All I can tell you is we wash quite a
few people's clothes on daily basis, weekly basis. For my
employees to complain about your load, then I have to
give you a call and talk to you about it.

Speaker 18 (15:21):
My man, I feel like you on my phone.

Speaker 10 (15:24):
No, that's not what this is, bro. This is actually
a call. And you know we have we have two options.

Speaker 18 (15:30):
Are you out there calling everybody else?

Speaker 7 (15:32):
No, I don't have it. I haven't had a complaint.

Speaker 14 (15:35):
I know there's more dirty people than me going in
your spot because I see them.

Speaker 10 (15:38):
Okay, here's a deal. We have two options here. You
can scrub your underwear before you bring it in.

Speaker 14 (15:45):
First off, you over here raising your voice, Now, what
are you talking about?

Speaker 18 (15:49):
Scrub my underwear? We clean? Man, I'm clean. I bring
my sin, I drop it off, I pick it up.

Speaker 10 (15:54):
Okay, So here's the problem once again, I'll start this off.
You have two options, sir. You can bring in your
stuff scrubbed. Okay, when and when my ladies take a
look at it, if they're comfortable with cleaning it, so
be it. Or you know, we might not be able
to accept your your clothes anymore.

Speaker 18 (16:10):
Man, I don't even got to go up there anymore. Then,
if you if you really playing around on my phone
like this, I even got to go up in anymore.
Let me talk to your manager.

Speaker 7 (16:18):
Man, I am the manager, Sir, I'm Kevin.

Speaker 18 (16:21):
You don't sound like the manager. How are you?

Speaker 17 (16:25):
What?

Speaker 1 (16:25):
What?

Speaker 7 (16:25):
What does a manager sound like?

Speaker 1 (16:27):
Then?

Speaker 18 (16:27):
Sammy, you know who owned the building. Let me talk
to him.

Speaker 10 (16:31):
Okay, here's out here right now. I'm the manager and
I'm the one taking care of this problem. My ladies
have a problem with washing your underwear, and I'm calling
you to let you know there's a problem.

Speaker 7 (16:39):
I'm letting you know.

Speaker 10 (16:40):
The way to rectify the problem is you can scrub
them before you bring them in and then we will
wash them. If you do not want to do that,
we will not be allowed to take You.

Speaker 18 (16:48):
Ain't got to rectify. You just need to quit calling
my phone on this boot. I ain't gonna go up
there no more.

Speaker 16 (16:53):
Then that's fine.

Speaker 18 (16:54):
I ain't got to come through your spot. That's fun.

Speaker 10 (16:56):
Do you know how dirty? How funky your clothes gotta be?
Man for my for my people to be telling me
they don't want to watch them in the morning, you
know how funky?

Speaker 7 (17:03):
That's got the beef?

Speaker 4 (17:04):
Sammy Man?

Speaker 18 (17:05):
Who your people?

Speaker 14 (17:07):
Who are your ladies?

Speaker 16 (17:08):
Man?

Speaker 14 (17:08):
I go up in there. I ain't never had a
problem with they. You know what, I ain't never even
seen yourself?

Speaker 18 (17:13):
And this mother? What if you being at there now?
It looks like I got a problem with Kevin. Who
the is Kevin Man? You say the manager?

Speaker 14 (17:20):
You ain't never been there.

Speaker 7 (17:22):
I'm here, I'm just not here when you're here?

Speaker 18 (17:24):
Are you in the back washing those drugs? What the
going on with you.

Speaker 10 (17:27):
Man, I'm not in I'm not in the back watching,
but I am. I am here periodically when I need
to be. Don't worry about when I'm at work.

Speaker 14 (17:34):
Man, I ain't never seen your last and I ain't
never had a problem with your lady.

Speaker 10 (17:37):
Hey, well, don't worry about when I'm at work. Worry
about how to scrub your underwear. That's what you worry about.

Speaker 18 (17:44):
Man. I'm done with you, bro. What the you on
my phone? Doing this for you?

Speaker 10 (17:48):
Man?

Speaker 14 (17:49):
You know Joe ass and everybody at them washing Poe.

Speaker 17 (17:53):
Bro.

Speaker 12 (17:53):
You know what.

Speaker 10 (17:53):
I'm trying to be as professional as I can. But
the way that you're talking to me, you can wash
your damn close your own self, then that's what you
can do.

Speaker 14 (18:01):
That's fine, man, And you could keep on managing the
gods laundry.

Speaker 18 (18:05):
Man, what are you doing with your life?

Speaker 10 (18:07):
Okay, well, do whatever you're doing with your life. But
what do the world of favor and clean your draws?

Speaker 4 (18:13):
Bro?

Speaker 18 (18:13):
I'm gonna come through and wash your You keep talking
around on my phone, heyn how you.

Speaker 10 (18:17):
Want to do this? Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm
just letting you know I'm gonna double charge your credit
card for the amount of work that my people had
to do.

Speaker 14 (18:28):
I'm put a stop payment on my so if that
goes through one, you're in we're gonna have more problem.

Speaker 10 (18:32):
Well, I don't know how you're gonna put a stop
to it When I'm running your card right now, there's
nothing you can freaking do.

Speaker 18 (18:38):
Okay, Okay, that's what. That's fine.

Speaker 14 (18:39):
I'm gonna sho I'm gonna showup with the fresh and
clean there. You're a manager, you should be there fifty
hours a week. Then I'm gonna come meet your Kevin.

Speaker 10 (18:46):
Okay, well, that's that's fine with me. You know what,
I don't understand. Why can't you just say, you know what,
let me do a better job at cleaning my underwear?

Speaker 7 (18:53):
How about that?

Speaker 18 (18:54):
I know, I know your life ain't that good.

Speaker 14 (18:56):
I know you over there managing the laundry and that
getting bored of working. But don't be calling my phone
playing around in this because I know you ain't doing
this nobody else.

Speaker 7 (19:06):
I'm exactly doing this or something. I'm not doing this
to anybody else.

Speaker 10 (19:08):
I don't have to do it anybody else because nobody's
bringing their clothing like this.

Speaker 14 (19:11):
Bro, I've been up there your employees are more dirty
than mine.

Speaker 10 (19:14):
Well, Sammy, evidently not. Evidently not your clothes. Why are
my employees complaining about you?

Speaker 18 (19:21):
I don't know. I want your employees complaining about your too.

Speaker 7 (19:23):
They're not complaining about my underwear.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Sammy, you're the dirty guy man.

Speaker 14 (19:28):
You know what I'm done with your Get you got
any other you want to talk about?

Speaker 7 (19:32):
We can talk about Carlton.

Speaker 14 (19:34):
What do you Carlton?

Speaker 18 (19:36):
How do do you know Carlton? I know he doesn't
bring it stuff there?

Speaker 7 (19:39):
Oh, you want to talk about your brother Carlton? You
want to talk about him?

Speaker 18 (19:42):
My brother Carlton.

Speaker 14 (19:44):
You know if he bringing it stuffing, he just started.

Speaker 18 (19:46):
So, yeah, what we're gonna talk about Carlton? What Carlton doing?

Speaker 7 (19:49):
Well, I'm gonna tell you what Carlton doing.

Speaker 10 (19:51):
Carlton has been calling me nephew Tommy from the Steve
Harvey Morning Show to prank phone call you, Sammy Day.
You just got pranked. You just got breaked by your
brother Carlton and the nephew.

Speaker 4 (20:04):
Man you.

Speaker 6 (20:07):
Told me about.

Speaker 10 (20:15):
We need we need a little washing scrub, baby, little
washing scrub you you all Sammy, dude, you got to
tell me what is the baddest and I mean the
baddest radio show in the land.

Speaker 16 (20:29):
The Steve.

Speaker 7 (20:34):
I'm I don't even praise.

Speaker 15 (20:36):
Thank you nephew. Coming up next in is ask the
riddle you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at
the top of the hour. And entertainment news Robert Kevin
Gates fits in female fans mouth while on stage. Nasty, Nasty, Nasty.
The b E T Hip Hop Awards are tonight. You

(20:58):
don't want to miss that. And The Exorcist Believer number
one movie in America right now. People just love being scared,
I guess. Plus, former President Obama and President Biden speak
out following the attack on Israel. We'll talk about all
of these stories at the top of the hour, but
right now it is time to ask the Riddlo and Junior,

(21:19):
here we go. This one's from Travis and the DMV.
Travis wrightes, I'm thirty nine years old and dating a
fifty nine year old woman and we have to plan sex.
I'm a spontaneous person and when we are on vacation,
I wanted it all the time. She always tells me
that she has to prep for it. Why can't she
be ready to go when I am.

Speaker 10 (21:39):
Uh uh uh uh boy, you third or something? She right,
she got it. Let me tell you something. You you
better not try to do it. And she ain't prepped.
I'm telling you that right now. Don't try that. And
she ain't prepped. I don't know what they shouldn't have
asked me called, hey, they shouldn't ask what they shouldn't ask?

Speaker 7 (21:55):
Okay, run over there.

Speaker 10 (21:57):
If it's some of your old ladies, she'ing prepped up
and ready and you get it's not gonna fifty eight
same thing. I promise you. You want her to be prepped.
You want her to do everything you need to do. Okay,
your time. No, you can't be you thirty something. You
can't be just once and twice a day and two
three times a day and every other day.

Speaker 7 (22:14):
That ain't it don't work like that.

Speaker 10 (22:15):
No, me and Jackie is on Thursdays, okay on nothing happen,
nothing have running it Tuesday and win Thursday.

Speaker 7 (22:23):
I look forward to it. Thursday.

Speaker 15 (22:25):
Need to know the Specius Tuesday, Thursday and.

Speaker 10 (22:32):
That though from ten forty five to eleven that's junior, junior?

Speaker 1 (22:38):
What do you have?

Speaker 12 (22:40):
You can't you.

Speaker 13 (22:41):
Can't rush miss Irish. You cannot rush miss Irish.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
She is fifty nine.

Speaker 13 (22:48):
You know how much medicase you gotta take first before
either way?

Speaker 12 (22:53):
Either way, fifty nine she got.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
To take how medica?

Speaker 12 (22:56):
She gotta get the authritis down before y'all start doing
this stuff. The authrightis mess. She has to be prepped.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
You know she's actually on fifty eight? Is a new thirty?
Don't you know that?

Speaker 13 (23:05):
I don't know because irons don't want to rush it. Yeah,
like it's a new thirty.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
Jack, like it's a.

Speaker 12 (23:10):
New fifty eight. And what she had glass?

Speaker 7 (23:12):
All right?

Speaker 15 (23:13):
Moving on to Jilani and Shreveport, Jilani writes, I work
at a gas station part time, and I saw a
friend of mine with my sister's husband. I told her
I saw them, and she has stopped talking to me.
My only issue is that I had sex with him
and he's a man whore. Should I warn my friend
about him?

Speaker 17 (23:32):
Now?

Speaker 10 (23:32):
You need to mind your damn visit. You got to
do a tearing pot three and pump four. Oh, that
ain't got nothing to do with you. You work the
gas station, that's what you do. You got that big
regular premium police of glass in front of you all
you need to do is keep that glass team and
carry them down, pumps on it off.

Speaker 7 (23:48):
That's what you do. This ain't got nothing to do
with you.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Thank you, But she's concerned. I mean, you know the man.

Speaker 7 (23:57):
Twenty dollars on pump sick. That's all you do what.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
You're go ahead, Carla, I had question. So she had
sex with her sister's husband too.

Speaker 6 (24:08):
Is that what you said?

Speaker 15 (24:09):
That's how she knows he's a man whore. That's why
she called him that because he gets around. Yes, yes, yes,
and she wants to let her friend know.

Speaker 11 (24:17):
That she saw the husband with another woman, but she
had sex with him too her sister.

Speaker 14 (24:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (24:25):
Yeah, you want to help somebody got a.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
Lot of nerves.

Speaker 13 (24:30):
You helped him become who he is a man. I'm on, junior,
I'm on, you helped with that.

Speaker 7 (24:35):
I came here.

Speaker 13 (24:36):
But you don't tell your sister though, but I tell
you where you work at the gas. Here's the things
you can focus on. We need chips up and keep
this coffee hot.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
That's what we need.

Speaker 12 (24:43):
We need We don't need that now, we need this coffee.
Hat tyed to come here with this mid hot coffee.
You need to work on that worry about who husband
in here?

Speaker 1 (24:53):
And where are the tops to the slurf?

Speaker 14 (24:55):
People?

Speaker 1 (24:55):
Where?

Speaker 12 (24:57):
Why he's time for the slurf? Yet you ain't got
to worried about nobody?

Speaker 10 (24:59):
Who and why are y'all gonna burn these hot dogs up?
They just keep turning and turning it and drying a lot.
They dry. They dried, the buns is dried. Everything is dry.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Stick to the pizza.

Speaker 15 (25:11):
Okay, just stick to the pizza, all right. Moving on
to Taylor in Sarasota. Taylor says, my son's baseball coach
commented on the biker shorts I wore to the game.
He's an older man, so it was a side compliment?
Or or was it he was reprimanding me for what
I wore to the game? Was it a side compliment?

(25:32):
Was he complimenting me? Or was he reprimanding me?

Speaker 7 (25:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (25:36):
I don't know what he doing. Why is you at
the baseball game with your ass? Why is you over
there at the boys game.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
Like good shorts?

Speaker 7 (25:42):
That's that's just way too much going on.

Speaker 10 (25:44):
Shirt the boy prove thirteen.

Speaker 7 (25:49):
The kids don't need to be seeing this.

Speaker 10 (25:51):
This too much biker hard to focus when your mama
walk around like that.

Speaker 7 (25:56):
It's hard to.

Speaker 13 (26:02):
The problem is you got biking shorts on, But where
the bike? You ain't got no bike?

Speaker 1 (26:07):
What you got there?

Speaker 13 (26:11):
I understand why the old lady defended because he had
the same short song coach baseball.

Speaker 12 (26:15):
Coaching shorts is short too. If you don't know, if
you don't.

Speaker 15 (26:17):
Notice that, he'sn't complimenting her, how do you know that?
How do you know he wasn't complimenting her?

Speaker 10 (26:24):
He Oh, surely you can't be. You can't be complimenting.
That's just pretty much making a pass. Now you can
be making pains that the kids, Mama, you can't do that.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
Yeah, he will be focused on why woman what?

Speaker 12 (26:38):
But surely the problem is the team losing. Why are
we focus on my mother?

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Were down?

Speaker 12 (26:44):
Were down ten months?

Speaker 7 (26:46):
Why looking at my mama?

Speaker 4 (26:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (26:49):
At distraction? Coach us, sir, sir, coach us coach. All right,
here we go. Last one guy's last one.

Speaker 15 (27:00):
Nephee in Brooklyn, right, My husband and I were out.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
Of reception at the first problem. She's out of Brooklyn.

Speaker 15 (27:12):
Nephie in Brooklyn says, my husband and I were out
of reception and he brought a lady over to me.
And said we had a lot in common, and I
need to take her to lunch because she's new in town.
He doesn't understand why I'm mad, Am I overreacting?

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Or was he wrong?

Speaker 7 (27:30):
Okay? Did he just meet this person at a reception?
He knew this person already?

Speaker 15 (27:35):
Well, obviously he knew her because he said they had
a lot in common, and you know he.

Speaker 7 (27:42):
He is something they have in common? Is that given?

Speaker 1 (27:46):
I don't know, peace say that.

Speaker 15 (27:48):
She just says that the wife and the lady have
a lot in common, and the wife needs to take
this woman to lunch because she's new in town.

Speaker 7 (27:57):
Okay, I got I got a wife.

Speaker 10 (27:59):
I wouldn't be forceding nobody on my wife, but forcing
my wife to go out with somebody to lesson she.

Speaker 7 (28:03):
Don't know nothing about. Why would I do that? Don't
nobody do that today?

Speaker 10 (28:08):
Why don't nobody just say, hey, babe, you need to
go out to lunch without my wife? Don't my white
don't mix and mingo like that.

Speaker 15 (28:13):
That's stupid, right, that's what you're saying. That's what Nephie
is saying. Her husband doesn't understand why she's mad that
he did that.

Speaker 7 (28:21):
He'll take you see us because you'll name Nephie, to
be honest.

Speaker 15 (28:24):
With coming up at the top of the hour, We'll
have some entertainment news for you right after this.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Leave Nephie alone.

Speaker 7 (28:34):
What about how I feel?

Speaker 11 (28:37):
That's I don't see background.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
You're listening hard morning show. Well, guys.

Speaker 15 (28:50):
According to the Atlanta Black Star, during the show's first
stop in Virginia, rapper Kevin Gates invited a female fan
to come on stage with him. Okay, a lot of
rappers do that. Nothing wrong with that. The lady did
look pregnant. She stepped up from the audience onto the stage.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
Kevin Gates then positions her in a chair.

Speaker 15 (29:12):
Still, nothing wrong with that. People do that all the
time on stage. Bring somebody up in the audience, put
them in a.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Chair, you know.

Speaker 15 (29:19):
But then this guy, Kevin Gates, tilted her head back
while he was standing over her, tells her to open
her mouth, and then proceeds to spit in her mouth.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
That is the most disgusting thing. What what what?

Speaker 7 (29:39):
What is what is this demonstration? What is that? What
is that?

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Nothing? Loss?

Speaker 15 (29:46):
I mean, you've seen people, you know, entertainers bring people
from the audience up on stage just sing to him.
Dance in front of him, or let them dance with them, whatever.

Speaker 11 (29:55):
But this what he's kind of you know, he does
Steve stuffed before, and that's what he does at his shows.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
But this right here, okay, let's let's let you know what.

Speaker 10 (30:10):
Let's let's let's take this out. He nasty. I got that.
Let's let's just going on and that. Okay, But you
went up tilt in their head back, waiting on some
spit to drop.

Speaker 13 (30:21):
Who is that that's pregnant?

Speaker 5 (30:23):
You're child?

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Yeah, a pregnant woman out of the audience.

Speaker 13 (30:27):
Yeah, well whatever, she do have a baby. I can
guarantee you I'm an asking tea father.

Speaker 12 (30:38):
In your mouth. I'm done. I am paying the child's
but we won't be together.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
I know that.

Speaker 6 (30:42):
God.

Speaker 15 (30:43):
All right, So think about your celebrity crush. Guys, What
would you let your celebrity crush do?

Speaker 7 (30:50):
How can't spit in my mind? How can't spit in
my mind?

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Callie? You sure you sure?

Speaker 7 (30:57):
I didn't tell you?

Speaker 1 (30:57):
It's a lot.

Speaker 10 (30:58):
I let hell to do. Hell it do a lot, Okay,
but you can't spit in my mouth.

Speaker 11 (31:04):
He can't not call you up on stage and tilt
your head back.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
Hall no, No, it's sitting in your mouth.

Speaker 7 (31:10):
Listen, listen, listen, what if you I don't mind kissing stuttering?

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Yeah, I can't spit it Taally your dream girl, I.

Speaker 7 (31:25):
Know, I know, I just I can't. We can't go
that far. I just can't.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
I can't on stage a lot.

Speaker 10 (31:34):
Why they take your skater skate around like us?

Speaker 1 (31:39):
I know, would you let your celebrity crush do to you?
Neil Long can't spit in my mouth? She can't, No,
she cannot.

Speaker 13 (31:48):
I tell you if she spinning my mouth, hud the
riss taking me back together and love Josh too, I
tell you that.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
How was that died together? Because I don't want him?

Speaker 13 (31:58):
Yeah, I don't want her no more shed honey, Yeah,
she has to get back with Lorian's at that point,
that's all I'm spitting in my mouth and then I
kilt my head back heavy hand, I got, I killed it, bay.

Speaker 7 (32:11):
I just I just think spitting is the lowest thing
you can do. That I just do.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
All right, we're moving on. Well, the exorcist believer who
believe this, it's number.

Speaker 15 (32:21):
One of the box office right now, making him a.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
That's what was spitting right now?

Speaker 7 (32:29):
Yeah, that's all spidding.

Speaker 16 (32:35):
Well.

Speaker 15 (32:35):
The Exorcist Believer, a sequel to the nineteen seventy three blockbuster.
People say this is the scariest movie ever the Exorcist. Well,
that debuted at number one. Uh, the movie did at
almost thirty million dollars domestically. We hear the movie is
actually twenty seven point two. Yeah, we hear. The movie
is about the families of two girls who go missing.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
I think one one is black, right, one of the
girls is black? Whoa wow? Anyway, they come back changed.

Speaker 15 (33:08):
Needless to say so, get ready because Extorssies may be
a trilogy. The next sequel, The Exorcist Deceiver, is slated
to premiere in twenty twenty five.

Speaker 6 (33:20):
Movies.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
I am too. I'm scared of the commercials.

Speaker 10 (33:24):
And I'm not going to that. I'm not getting on
in them spirits. I'm not doing that. I'm over there
with Denzel, I'm over there with Equalized. I'm sorry. I
don't even want Equalized it to be next to the Exors.
I don't want to hear that.

Speaker 13 (33:37):
Yeah, well, I know, what's a black girl in the
movie that's possessed? But I bet you if it's anything
true to life, that black girl wouldn't possess long. I'm
gonna tell you right now, I know somebody gonna beat
the devil out of her.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Yeah, you can't sit. Yeah, my parents to tell us.

Speaker 12 (33:55):
Yeah, hey, g at me, who is you?

Speaker 1 (34:04):
House?

Speaker 15 (34:06):
House would have been a different movie. Have they been
black at the time?

Speaker 13 (34:15):
Yes, the little girl would have been The little black
Girl would have been back before credits ended. I'm so sorry,
number one, number one.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
People, her dad. Let's all right, finally we're gonna switch gear.

Speaker 15 (34:34):
Yeah, we're gonna switch gears here and uh talk about
some trending world news. Former President Obama on Monday sharply
condemned the terrorist attacks against Israel, which have left hundreds dead.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
In recent days. We grieve for those who died.

Speaker 15 (34:49):
We prayed for the safe return of those who've been
held hostage. In addition, President Biden said that the US
quote fully supports Israel's right to defend itself against indusquim
a rocket attacks from Hamas and other guys of based
terrorist groups Hamas during his speech, while insisting that he
believes Quoth the Palestinians and israelis equally deserved to live

(35:12):
safely and securely and to enjoy equal measures of freedom, prosperity,
and democracy. We are praying for peace over there for sure. Yes, wow,
we all pray for definitely. Coming up at about twenty
minutes after the hour, we'll talk about the b ET
Hip Hop Awards, which are tonight.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
Right after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 15 (35:35):
All right, Carla, what you got? The BET Hip Hop
Awards are tonight? What is going down?

Speaker 11 (35:42):
Yes, Fat Joe will host the b ET Hip Hop
Awards tonight at nine pm Eastern. L Cool J will
present the Rock de Belles Cultural Influence Award to superstar
producers and entrepreneurs Swizz Beats and Timberland, honoring their impressive
cultural contributions, talents, creativity, to the pop culture.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
To hip hop.

Speaker 11 (36:05):
So that's gonna be nice giving them their flowers right now, right?

Speaker 1 (36:08):
I love it. I love it. Also, ll cool j Jr.

Speaker 11 (36:12):
And Roy Kim will be on hand to perform a
special tribute to this year's I Am hip Hop Honoreed
Marley mal So that's going down. There will also be
a thirtieth anniversary tribute. I think it's gonna honor So
So Death all star roster.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
You remember So So Death? J name Defree.

Speaker 11 (36:33):
Bone Crusher Bywow, the Brat Tat Tat Tat, Big Baby,
the Franchise, Boss Luda, and Moore.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
So that's happening.

Speaker 11 (36:42):
Some of the nominees twenty one Savage, Cardi B. They're
leading the pack, followed by Drake with nine nominations, Berna
Boy Love Burna Boy, DJ Khaled, they all have about
five nominations. J Cole six nominations. It's going down, So
I will be watching tonight, Kendrick Lamar, Megan the Stallion,

(37:03):
the Baby Glowrilla.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
So my question to you about if you do be
e T on core presentation, you see it again.

Speaker 11 (37:18):
But yeah, yeah, I hear too, Tommy, bum bee might
be in the cipher.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
So we got to check that out, you know, all
of us. Yeah, we loving some bum b. So that's
what I hear.

Speaker 7 (37:28):
That's what I hear.

Speaker 11 (37:29):
So question you guys, you know I'm talking about the
BET hip Hop Awards. It's the fiftieth anniversary of hip hop.
I gotta shoot it back at you in case somebody
missed it and missed us talking about this before. But
we have Tommy, what's your favorite hip hop song?

Speaker 6 (37:47):
Right now?

Speaker 7 (37:48):
Man?

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Come on, Junior right now.

Speaker 7 (37:51):
Yeah, sure, don't do that. Don't do that.

Speaker 11 (37:54):
Come on your favorite all time favorite hip hop song.

Speaker 12 (37:58):
I'm gonna tell you my favorite album right now is
Reasonable Doubt.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
Jay Z first jay Z.

Speaker 13 (38:03):
Oh yeah that yes, shaped a lot of my college
life right there, Yes, yeah.

Speaker 11 (38:06):
Yeah, I test that first one right there. That's all
what we got introduced.

Speaker 7 (38:10):
To mine is slow It's deal mama oh pop Yeah yeah.
Tutac was a movement.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Yeah. Tupac was right behind it though, right right there. Y.
I love Snoop Dogg really Snoop Snoop? Yes, yes, yes,
but the Chronic I love that was a chronic. Favorite
hip hop album. I love the Chronic. But you know,
for me it's Biggie and jay Z.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
Yes, yes, all right, BT hip Hop Awards tonight, Thank you, Carla.

Speaker 15 (38:42):
Coming up in thirty four minutes after the hours, Who
on the Show will play around a vet right after.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
This, you're listening Hardy Morning Show. All right, it's time
to play guys. Who on the show?

Speaker 4 (38:55):
Now?

Speaker 15 (38:55):
I'm going to ask you, guys a series of questions
and the answer will be someone on this show. Okay,
so are you ready? All This game is called who
on the Show? Who on the show would be the
first to start an only fans page.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
I'm gonna go with I'm gonna go with Carl.

Speaker 12 (39:18):
You got that right?

Speaker 1 (39:19):
How about it.

Speaker 11 (39:21):
Pays the bills toes what.

Speaker 7 (39:28):
They showing more than toes.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
Yeah. I was gonna say, Tommy for that very reason.

Speaker 10 (39:34):
Tommy, you want to be naked for a day? Net
fo a hour with time? Yeah?

Speaker 15 (39:44):
Who on the show would choose happiness over money?

Speaker 1 (39:48):
And no one? We all looking.

Speaker 7 (39:59):
Wrong down down at it ain't.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
All right?

Speaker 15 (40:07):
Who on the show will keep all of your Las
Vegas secrets?

Speaker 13 (40:12):
I'm a lot that you want to keep all my
Las Vegas secrets?

Speaker 1 (40:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (40:21):
I long has been sing less than we were.

Speaker 10 (40:22):
Down there, five years, six years, and I still ain't
saying much.

Speaker 15 (40:29):
Because what happens in Vegas stands in Vegas. Everybody, all right,
this one's so easy. Who on the show will call
in sick on a Monday?

Speaker 1 (40:38):
Tommy? Yes, yes, okay?

Speaker 10 (40:42):
Who will do it on a Thursday?

Speaker 15 (40:48):
Who on the show will take care of you if
you were drunk, sick and vomiting?

Speaker 10 (40:54):
Probably call I don't even think.

Speaker 11 (41:00):
Well, hopefully it'll pay as much as the only fans.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
That's the only one if you were drunk, sick and vomiting.

Speaker 7 (41:13):
That's too much, Yes, that's too much.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
Who on the show would give one of us a kidney?
We know Steve would not that snack gonna be Steve
at all?

Speaker 12 (41:24):
Quit looking for his kidney?

Speaker 10 (41:27):
Who would give up a kidney? I ain't get I
gave up too much. I ain't going back down there.
I don't know, y'all, y'all can't have nothing else.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
We have to pass on that one.

Speaker 11 (41:41):
I don't know already sick anyway, so I can't give
up my kids for at least me and Shirley.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
I'm not Monica.

Speaker 15 (41:49):
As much as I love you, guys, really didn't give
it up?

Speaker 12 (41:57):
Well, that person ain't on this show.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
I know that.

Speaker 15 (42:01):
Who on the show would get revenge on an ex
who cheated Carla?

Speaker 1 (42:06):
We all know that one.

Speaker 15 (42:07):
Yeah, Uh, who's most Who's most likely to fake being
sick so they don't have to show up Steve.

Speaker 7 (42:19):
And he goes to the extreme? Weed man?

Speaker 10 (42:24):
They had to take all my blood cleaning, y'all blood man,
y'all don't know. Y'all don't know.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Most likely to get into an argument with the little kid?
And then Tommy?

Speaker 15 (42:49):
Yeah, after him, all right, who would you most likely
I hate to sit next to on a flight across
the world.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
You already know, I already know already.

Speaker 7 (43:01):
No, like.

Speaker 13 (43:05):
Where we at there, we just take it off, sir,
all right when they call us answers what we want
to be and we're like, okay, where's shirtlet's want.

Speaker 17 (43:16):
That.

Speaker 15 (43:16):
No, I don't blame you, all right. Who's most likely
to catch feelings after one night stand?

Speaker 5 (43:25):
Junior?

Speaker 1 (43:27):
That's ju that's Julie.

Speaker 12 (43:28):
Yeah, that's probably I'm catching fitting.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
You don't want to talk to me.

Speaker 7 (43:35):
I didn't Magic City. I didn't see people.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
On the show.

Speaker 15 (43:40):
Coming up next, it is a prank phone call from
the nephew right after this.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
You're listening Hard Morning.

Speaker 15 (43:47):
Show coming up at the top of the hour, writing
about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today,
and the subject is why were they in my kitchen whispering?
We'll find out what that's all about a little bit later,
because right now the nephew is here with today's.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
Prank phone call. Nephew, what you got for us?

Speaker 7 (44:06):
This right here is f p C.

Speaker 6 (44:09):
What's p C?

Speaker 7 (44:11):
That's Funeral Picture Company.

Speaker 10 (44:15):
Oh yeah, we what we do is we come around
and we we we get your picture now, so that
way you get the picture that you won't before your funeral.

Speaker 7 (44:23):
You see what I'm saying.

Speaker 10 (44:24):
Fun the real picture company, y'all ain't y'all ain't pitt
y'all pitch all yet the only one y'all ain't got
the picture of y'all program.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
Mm hmm. I didn't know that was why.

Speaker 12 (44:44):
I don't care.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
I don't care if they don't have a program. Yeah,
we're dead. What do we here?

Speaker 7 (44:49):
Y'all ain't decided who gonna speak and who ain't gonna pack?
Y'all ain't all that whoa who's not gonna sing?

Speaker 1 (44:56):
No, we don't care.

Speaker 12 (44:58):
Like Tom, you have a rehearsal for your You know
I want.

Speaker 7 (45:01):
A funeral rehearsal. I'm just I haven't when I'm gonna
do it.

Speaker 10 (45:04):
But yes, I want a funeral rehearse so that way
it runs the way I want to run.

Speaker 7 (45:09):
I'm gonna lay down and win in a right I'm
gonna pop up out that not what we rehearsed.

Speaker 10 (45:15):
Not.

Speaker 7 (45:16):
No, let's go back, start over.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
Don't say that about me. That's the way to empty
the church after the funeral.

Speaker 7 (45:27):
F PC Funeral Picture Company. Let's go cat.

Speaker 17 (45:32):
Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach Darwin Darwin. This is
he Hey Darwin, how you doing? This is Frank with
f PC. We're trying to come down and see about
making an appointment with you within the next week as
that's possible funding for what we're supposed to come by.
I'm with f PC. We wanted to Uh.

Speaker 16 (45:52):
We have what what what is that? What is f PC?

Speaker 10 (45:55):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (45:56):
Sir?

Speaker 17 (45:57):
Your name was left with us and you're you're you're
on on our file to actually come out and make
an appointment with you so we can so we can
get your picture taken.

Speaker 4 (46:06):
You must add a wrong number.

Speaker 16 (46:07):
I'm not I'm not signed up to take no picture anything, sir.

Speaker 17 (46:11):
Okay, well you are you're Darling right, yeah, yes, I
am done.

Speaker 16 (46:15):
So you called Darwin and that's what.

Speaker 7 (46:17):
You call it.

Speaker 16 (46:17):
But anything about the picture? What what's up with a picture?

Speaker 17 (46:21):
We've got you on our schedule here f PC. We
have you on our schedule two to actually for us
to come out to your home and take your picture.

Speaker 16 (46:30):
Okay, f PC, which company is that?

Speaker 17 (46:32):
What?

Speaker 16 (46:32):
What's your what type of picture? And would I be
taking now? I'm not taking no picture. But what what
is f PC?

Speaker 17 (46:38):
Okay, you don't know anything about a photo being taken
of view? Need no, okay, sir, f PC is we are.
This is a funeral Picture company, Funeral Picture company, And
what we do is we come out and take your
picture and we actually keep it on file. That way,
when you do pass away, we have your picture for

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your program and we have a nice picture for you.

Speaker 4 (47:02):
Oh man, look, I'm not dead right now. You're not
taking no picture of me. Who is this again?

Speaker 17 (47:07):
My name is Frank.

Speaker 4 (47:07):
Frank LL tell you, Frank you mean to tell me?
Y'all have taken pictures of people before they die just
so you could have their picture on found.

Speaker 17 (47:18):
So we're keep it on filing. Then you have a
good picture on your program. And that's what that's what,
that's what we built.

Speaker 16 (47:25):
Some I ain't signed up for nothing like that.

Speaker 4 (47:27):
Who the hell signed me up for some like that?

Speaker 17 (47:29):
I don't know, you're quite sure, but we're trying to
schedule where we can come out beginning of next week
so we can get your picture taken.

Speaker 4 (47:37):
Next week week after you get the picture when I'm dead,
you're not taking no picture of me before I die.
That that don't sound right, sir.

Speaker 17 (47:44):
Don't you want to have a good picture on your program?

Speaker 4 (47:46):
Sir? You're not taking the picture of me for no
funeral arrangements that I'm not dead yet. I don't understand that.
What the hell is this about? Nobody who'll sign me
up for it?

Speaker 16 (47:56):
Then tell me that much?

Speaker 17 (47:58):
Uh? So, I don't have the actual on the listed
here on who signs you up? But I do have
the number, and you are Darwin, mister Darwin, So.

Speaker 4 (48:06):
I didn't sign up for that. I'm not taking no pictures.
You guys running around taking pictures of people before they
die just to have a good picture on fan That
sounds like some man. I ain't never heard of those
like that, sir.

Speaker 17 (48:21):
Okay, sir, are you? I mean we have your address here?
Are you? Are you available?

Speaker 4 (48:26):
No? I'm not available. I'm not available at all to
take no picture for a funeral that I'm not even
dead yet. I don't. I don't get that. That's sounds
like a bunch of me and I. Who the hell
gave you my number?

Speaker 17 (48:37):
That's what I want to know, sir. I'm not quite sure.
But one thing we have to do is we have
to follow through with our jobs. So what we're gonna
have to do is we have to come out there
and take a picture now. So I don't want to,
you know, create a problem, but I have to get
a picture of you by next week.

Speaker 4 (48:53):
Oh it's gonna be a problem because you're not getting
no picture of me.

Speaker 17 (48:57):
For no funeral arrangement. Mister Darwin. I have to come
by your house at least by Friday, at around twelve noon.
I'll come by and get a picture.

Speaker 4 (49:06):
He ain't coming by my got house no Friday, even
lie got me come over here to try to get
my pitcher. I got plenty of got pitched in my
house to put on the month funeral program. I'm not
taking no pitcher that noon. I'm claiming to be dead.
I'm not dead. That's the more bad looking got dead.
I don't know you worked for Frank, but you you

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got there.

Speaker 17 (49:29):
I worked. I worked for FPSC, Sir, I worked for FPC, FCC.

Speaker 4 (49:34):
Myke, he ain't not taking no picture of me. Don't
come over here Friday talking about no guy pissing. Okay,
when you got pissed them and you and I hope
they got your guy pitture on file. But that's a
stupid got company you worked for. I ain't never heard
of nobody taking no picture before they died. I got
millions and pictures in here for that program. And when

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I'm gone with the god cared about what a picture
looked like. Oh I'm leading my guy. You know this
a weakness. You tell Vin you weren't for. They need
to go find another occupation. That don't make no guy. Yes,
you're not coming.

Speaker 16 (50:08):
Over here, Friday, buddy, You come over here if you
want to.

Speaker 17 (50:11):
Okay? Uh? Missus Darwin? Yes, are you familiar with with Glinda?

Speaker 4 (50:16):
That's my wife? What you about to say? Now?

Speaker 17 (50:20):
I want All I want to do is say this man.
I just want to say, Glinda, the one that got
me the prank phone call you. This is nephew Tommy
baby from the Steve Hobby Marty Show. Huh.

Speaker 4 (50:35):
I'll bet I don't want yead In lost he lost one.
I ain't never heard a business life. There's some FTC funeral,
poor man. I said my New year resolution. I was
gonna cut back on drinking. But you've got me over
here about the tip of bottle right now?

Speaker 18 (50:53):
Wasn't that you?

Speaker 4 (50:55):
Are you crazy man? And come over here today before
get a picture of Glinn. Y'all got me, baby, You
got me bad. I ain't never heard no company like that.

Speaker 17 (51:10):
You won't put me up to it bad? You go.
I'll tell you what you tune in tomorrow morning. Man,
you're gonna catch yourself on national radio.

Speaker 4 (51:17):
Dad, I'm gonna kill everybody. Boy, they hand me hot
over here. I'm don't tell pleading, but I'm have me
a drink anyway. I was looking for an excuse to
drink right there, a funeral fish and taking they'll put
on frown boy, Yetta, y gotta lost half of them out.

Speaker 14 (51:31):
Of your head with that in that.

Speaker 17 (51:32):
Buddy, Hey, bet, I gotta ask you something, man, darn
and tell me this is man, what's the baddest and
I mean the baddest radio show in the land Steve.

Speaker 16 (51:42):
Harvey Morning WORKEM Show, Buddy, And now you have.

Speaker 7 (51:49):
Back on my stupid ground. Y'all good with y'all? Everybody good?

Speaker 1 (51:55):
We have we have to be Yeah, like he's gonna
stop anytime soon.

Speaker 5 (52:00):
What again?

Speaker 7 (52:01):
We're fine, y'all. Get ready for the Bridge Comedy Show.

Speaker 10 (52:05):
The Bridge Comedy Show that is this coming Saturday, October
to fourteenth, Doors open, at six.

Speaker 7 (52:10):
It is an eight o'clock show.

Speaker 10 (52:11):
It is a Stockbridge Ampletheater that is hosted by yours
truly nephew toim and you got Dominique in the building,
Tony Robinson the building, Ridney Perry, my Dog in the building,
and the beautiful the Queen herself Monique in the building.

Speaker 7 (52:25):
Tickets on sale right now. It is the Bridge Comedy.

Speaker 10 (52:29):
Show this coming Saturday, October fourteen, that is in Stockbridge,
Georgia at the Amphitheater.

Speaker 7 (52:36):
Oh dear, you don't want to miss it. Tickets are
being sold right now, absolutely all.

Speaker 15 (52:42):
Right, nephew man, thank you. Coming up next Strawberry Letter,
the subject why were they in my kitchen whispering? We'll
find out right after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if
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Speaker 10 (53:15):
It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on tight,
we got it for you. Here it is strawberry letter.

Speaker 15 (53:20):
Thank you nephew's subject. Why were they in my kitchen whispering?
Dear Steven Shirley. I've been married for eighteen years and
my husband is high school principal and I'm a retired teacher.
We host an annual Labor Day get together for his
staff and I get it catered. We have games in
the backyard for the kiddies and they enjoy swimming and

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playing in our hot tub. This year was different because
he has mostly females on staff. Most of them are
single moms, so they came with their children. Like I said,
I had the food catered and it was set up
on chasing dishes on the patio. So it was strange
that my husband kept running in and out of the house.
He said his stomach was bothering him. The last time

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he went inside, he was gone for a long time,
so I went inside to check on him. He wasn't
in any of our bathrooms in the back of the house,
so I went toward the kitchen and I heard whispering.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
I noticed the laundry room door was opened and there
was a towel on the floor.

Speaker 15 (54:19):
I walked in on my husband and one of the
teachers in my kitchen, and they stopped whispering. Her linen
shorts were wrinkled, and his head was dripping with sweat.
He started rambling about this woman having a family, having
a family emergency, and she needed somewhere quiet to talk.
I rolled my eyes, and then she started rambling.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
She said she went.

Speaker 15 (54:41):
Into our laundry room to take a phone call, and
my husband shot her an angry look. I bet he
didn't expect her to admit that she was in our
laundry room. I politely told her that whatever she had
going on, she should leave my house and go take
care of it. She left, and my husband walked her out.
A month later, he's still mad at how I handled her.

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I am still mad that she was inside my house
with him. And why was he so concerned about her problems? Okay,
I couldn't agree with you more. Why was he so
concerned about her problems? Your husband is crazy to do
that so close to home, and in home, and right
there under your nose.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
All the whispering, the sweating, the rambling, you know that
they were doing, the angry look he shot her. All
of that the towel on the floor. What is going on?

Speaker 15 (55:32):
I mean, how could he possibly think anything good could
come out of running in and out of the house
all during the party, only to end up in the
laundry room with the female staff member. This was really
dumb on your husband's part. Every time he ran into
the house, he was causing suspicion to you. And finally
you just went in and the woman.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
What was she thinking?

Speaker 15 (55:51):
If it wasn't something shady going on, why didn't he
just let you know what was happening with her? An
emergency situation usually requires all hands on deck. They should
have told you something if there was a problem. One
thing's for sure. You weren't buying their story. You told
her to leave to handle her emergency, and you told
her nicely, politely, like you said, So your husband has

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some nerve being mad at you. I say, he's your
husband and should be concerned about you, of course, not
some other woman that he was fooling around with in
the house.

Speaker 1 (56:22):
And you know that's what was going on right under
your nose, Tommy.

Speaker 10 (56:27):
He is concerned about her because he cares about her.

Speaker 7 (56:34):
And you know this already.

Speaker 10 (56:35):
This ain't nothing. We got to take You already know that.
You know what was going on in that launch room.
You already know that. And they used to type spaces.
They do this at the school all the time. They've
been in book rooms and all that they've been doing this.
All right, Look you gotta go on on and take
the look at the whole picture. Now. It's a pool
party going on, all right. So we ain't got much

(56:56):
of no clothes on. We had we pretty much almost there,
so it don't take long. You already knew it. Don't
take but one leg all we needed one leg. One
leg again us there they was in there in that
laundry room. What I'm upset about with you about is
why it took so long for you to go in there.

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You know, if they was in there for he was
in there for a long time. Why you let a
long time go by? Why you didn't get your behind
on in there and see what's going on?

Speaker 7 (57:25):
Now?

Speaker 10 (57:25):
If you really won't proof, that tie on the floor
tells it all I'm just trying to take.

Speaker 7 (57:30):
If you won't proof, take.

Speaker 10 (57:32):
That tie somewhere and get it examined, and I promise
you there's some things on there. Okay, Just just just
keeping it real with you. I'm just letting you know.
I'm just letting you know. He don't like you the
way he like her.

Speaker 7 (57:45):
He don't wow after surely he sweats for her. Did
you see there?

Speaker 1 (57:52):
Feeling?

Speaker 7 (57:54):
That little fuzzy thing is gone.

Speaker 10 (57:56):
It's fuzzy with the with the with the with the
chemistry teacher or whoever she is, it's fuzzy with her.

Speaker 7 (58:04):
What what, I'm the only one fell for a teacher.
I used to like a lot of my teachers.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
What the only one that said fuzzy?

Speaker 7 (58:13):
Yeah? Oh, I ain't mean it like that. That fuzzy,
warm feeling is what I mean.

Speaker 10 (58:22):
That's why I don't do these damn letters, because I
don't like to say something and put my foot in
my mouth. Okay, now, if you want me to get
you to Steve Harvey, see what you really got to do?
See this man right here ain't really in love with you, So, ladies,
why would you give him the time of day?

Speaker 7 (58:42):
I think it's time for you to leave that. That's that.
That's that.

Speaker 10 (58:46):
That's Steve Harvey mentoring if you want that, Tommy saying,
Thommy saying, why you ain't carry your ass in there?
Early and find out what the hell was going on.
You could have follot everything. Bust that door open in
that launch room. There ain't got no being to up
and there. When he was in there five minutes, you
should have been right on in there behind him. That's
what you should have been.

Speaker 7 (59:06):
But they whispering in there, and they're whispering sweet nothings. Baby,
that's what you do when you threw you whispered sweet nothing.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
That's what they were doing.

Speaker 10 (59:17):
Oh wait, we get back to school, Wait till we
get this.

Speaker 7 (59:27):
I'm gonna meet you in the gyms therapy.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
All right, all right, nephew, thank you. We're gonna have
him for two of the Strawberry Letter. Coming up. We'll
hear from Junior.

Speaker 15 (59:37):
As well, at twenty three minutes after the hour the
Sister day Strawberry Letter, Why were they in my kitchen whispering?

Speaker 1 (59:45):
We'll get Junior's view right after this. You're listening Morning show.
All right, here we go.

Speaker 15 (59:52):
We're gonna recap today's Strawberry Letter. The subject is, why
were they in my kitchen whispering? A woman wrote in
she's been married for eighteen years. Her husband is a
high school principal. She's a retired school teacher and each
year they host a Labor Day get together for the staff,
and you know, they get it catered and everything. They

(01:00:12):
have games for the kids in their backyard. Kids like
to go swimming, play in the hot tub, et cetera,
et cetera. The thing about this year that makes it
different is most of the staff, most of her husband's
staff are females in their single moms.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
At that so they brought the kids.

Speaker 15 (01:00:27):
The kids are running around having a good time, but
her husband is also running in and out of the house.
He's told his wife that he had stomach issues. So
this last time he ran in, he stayed for a
really long time, really long time, so the wife went
in to check on him. He got stomach problems. Maybe

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he's in the bathroom, he needs some help, right, Well,
she went in the bathrooms, no sign of her husband,
so she walked through the house, went through the kitchen.
There he was in there whispering with one of his
female staff members. She also noticed that the laundry door
was opened. There was a towel on the floor, and
she walked in and her husband and this woman whispering.

(01:01:11):
The woman's Lennen shorts. The wife said were wrinkled. Her
husband's head was dripping with sweat. He started rambling about
this woman having an emergency and that she needed somewhere
quiet to talk. So the wife rolled her eyes, and
then the woman started rambling and she said she was
in the laundry room.

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
Then the husband shot.

Speaker 15 (01:01:31):
Her a crazy look, a mad look, because he didn't
want her to say that they were in the laundry room. Anyway,
the wife politely asked the woman to leave handle her business.
But the husband is mad at the wife because he
doesn't like the way the wife handled the female staff
member that was in her house with her husband, in
the laundry room and in the kitchen whispering.

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
What So, that's pretty much the gist of this letter, Junior.

Speaker 12 (01:01:56):
What you got, well, judge your favorite thing that you've said.

Speaker 13 (01:02:00):
We got some questions for you too, because your question
is why were they in my kitchen whispering? Here's a
question I have, Why were you outside so long at
this party? Why are you outside here? Another question? Why
was you in the Why was you in the pool
there in the house?

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
Uh huh? You outside in the backyard.

Speaker 13 (01:02:18):
Here's another question, why is you out here fixing plates
you can't find your husband you're missing at your house?

Speaker 12 (01:02:26):
Why why his stomach hurt? Why you ain't give him
some medicine?

Speaker 4 (01:02:31):
Baby?

Speaker 12 (01:02:31):
Yeah, you're talking about the kitchen.

Speaker 13 (01:02:34):
It's a lot of things happened before you got to
the kitchen, and your my question, I'll tell you what
here goes.

Speaker 12 (01:02:40):
Why was you out there talking to the math teacher?
What y'all talking about your husband missing?

Speaker 4 (01:02:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
Okay, okay, you know what you're worried about.

Speaker 13 (01:02:50):
Why they're in the kitchen whispering? You know how long
it's been since Eve been gone a long time. It's
a lot of things happened shortly before they even got.

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
To the kitchen.

Speaker 5 (01:02:57):
What was you doing?

Speaker 12 (01:03:00):
And worthy cat Williams? No, we're worth the cat Williams.
Where was your antennas.

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
They finally came out, that's why she was in there.

Speaker 12 (01:03:10):
Now he made the whole story about, uh, you know what,
she had a family emergency? Why she ain't with her family?
Why don't not a question?

Speaker 6 (01:03:20):
How?

Speaker 12 (01:03:21):
Why you why you let her leave politely? Why she
wasn't chunk politely.

Speaker 18 (01:03:28):
Like that?

Speaker 13 (01:03:31):
You're about the town after title? Why that tie on
the floor and not around her head?

Speaker 7 (01:03:36):
Understand?

Speaker 13 (01:03:37):
You got a lot of stuff that The only question
you have is why she and my kitchen whispered.

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
That's the only question you gott.

Speaker 13 (01:03:46):
I can't believe my wife let me go in the
house that log would call her or Shirley, and now.

Speaker 12 (01:03:52):
In the laundry room, in the loner room with that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
But we're still not gonna make this the wife's fault though.

Speaker 15 (01:03:57):
Now this is clearly on the husband and this sure,
oh absolutely, uh huh.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
But she should have busted laundry room. She should have.
You should what in the galley is going on?

Speaker 6 (01:04:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:04:11):
What in the game?

Speaker 10 (01:04:13):
They should at least watched They should at least watch
that tie while they was in there.

Speaker 15 (01:04:17):
They couldn't do that in the wash Because as a wife,
you know where your husband is every moment, you really do.
You know when he's missing, how long he's been gone,
Who else is missing along with your husband? You know,
you know, you know absolutely yes, But still not still
her husband that I'm mad at.

Speaker 12 (01:04:37):
Why are you outside playing with other people children?

Speaker 13 (01:04:39):
Why I don't even know they brought kids. Why did
you get doing all of this your husband missing?

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
I can't see this. What were they what were they
saying when they were whispering in the kitchen. It was
so good.

Speaker 17 (01:04:54):
It was.

Speaker 7 (01:04:55):
It was at school, but it was good. It was
good because he doesn't randlem me.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
She was on that, the danger of it all.

Speaker 7 (01:05:06):
But I'm the principal. Look tomorrow a rain of trial.
Why why about that?

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
We're gonna do it again. I got cameras at school.
I know where the cameras ain't I know where, I
know where the spots that.

Speaker 7 (01:05:22):
Don't worry about that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
Because you were there when they installed him. You're the principal. Yeah,
that's right, too hard, I don't know, because that's what
you're in the kitchen.

Speaker 7 (01:05:36):
Will make no damn sense.

Speaker 10 (01:05:40):
Nerving him to do that at his house like that,
that's crazy to do it, to do it at your house,
at your come on, and.

Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
That's disrespectful for him to be mad at his wife.

Speaker 18 (01:05:51):
All right?

Speaker 15 (01:05:51):
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Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
Sounded So Good.

Speaker 15 (01:06:03):
Downloaded today now coming up at forty six minutes after
the hour, it's Junior and Sports Talk right after this
you're listening.

Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
Dave Harvey Morning Show. Junior is here with Sports Talk.
What you got, Junior, I'll tell you what man, this
past Sunday.

Speaker 13 (01:06:19):
But first of all, met everybody knowing Boie Maryland. I'm
coming down boy Maryland October twenty first at the Boys
Center Performing Arts Center. Go get your tickets right now, man, Me,
Joe Claire d lay on the show Man, it's gonna
be live man at the Boy Center. It's Howard home
coming weekend at that too. So we're gonna do that
October twenty first at the Buoye Performing Arts Center.

Speaker 12 (01:06:37):
Go get your tickets at Boycenter dot org. Go get
your tickets. Man, we coming town. Man, all right, Junior, Yeah,
I'm back on it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
Also. You know what timing Man, I went to the
Texas game. Man, I was close. You know what, we
got these.

Speaker 10 (01:06:49):
Jersey I'm not mad at either, but we got these
jerseys on.

Speaker 13 (01:06:52):
You know, we staying out because we textas you know,
we out here representing me, Double Lee, Mark Greg.

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
We all out hit the game. You know we look Goodslanta.
I'm in here.

Speaker 13 (01:07:00):
I'm at the Massa's Ben Stadium. Everything I'm feeling, I'm
feeling it. I said, we finna win one everything. Man,
let me tell you something. When we took the lead comedy,
we started leading said, come on, there's.

Speaker 7 (01:07:10):
Too much time left.

Speaker 13 (01:07:11):
Yeah, I said, come on, I gotta go. I said,
because you know we want to win. We don't want
to we don't want to gloat nothing. Before we got
to the exits, we didne lost the damn game.

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
I got talked about it. I had. I had to
take my jersey off.

Speaker 13 (01:07:24):
I had to like a record person because you know,
Atlanta Falcon fan when they see a Texas jersey taking
pictures with you and everything, come on, loses take pictures.
Come on, No had a water time, but nothing makes
the Texas lost.

Speaker 12 (01:07:36):
Phil Gray did the whole thing.

Speaker 13 (01:07:37):
When the Cowboys lose laham Mercy, I felt better about myself. Man,
forty to the forty nine ers, and you know what, man,
they saying they want Dak Prescott out of there.

Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
They want Dak Prescott out.

Speaker 13 (01:07:50):
Oh man, did y'all see Stephen A smith Man Stevens
to stop this? God, Steve ain't Mann. Steve Ain't got
to stop that because he trolling him. But the crazy
part about it is, do y'all think we're gonna see
Trey Lance play quarterback for the Dolls Cowboys this week.

Speaker 1 (01:08:12):
Uh, they gotta do something. Yeah, they got you something.

Speaker 12 (01:08:19):
What did you saying that? What did you say that
practice that da first got in practice this week?

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
What you're saying to him to thank you?

Speaker 7 (01:08:24):
We got it from here. We appreciate that you've done nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
All him though?

Speaker 12 (01:08:30):
What interceptions?

Speaker 5 (01:08:32):
I don't know.

Speaker 13 (01:08:32):
He's a color flying because I saw plenty of red
jerseys and one white jersey throwing to the one in
the white.

Speaker 10 (01:08:39):
Do you wanna do you want a pillow for the
bench because that's where you're gonna be sitting there?

Speaker 7 (01:08:43):
Do you want something soft to sit off?

Speaker 13 (01:08:45):
It may happen, man, if it ain't happen, bro, everybody
this time Dak prins Gott turned the ball over.

Speaker 1 (01:08:51):
I know it's it's crazy. Well half that all right? Well,
thank you JR?

Speaker 6 (01:08:57):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:08:59):
Coming really coming up.

Speaker 15 (01:09:01):
At the top of the hour, a guy on social
media says, I rejected my daughter's teacher's advances.

Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
Now my kid is failing. We'll talk about it right
after this.

Speaker 6 (01:09:10):
That's wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
You're listening morning show, all right?

Speaker 15 (01:09:16):
So this is from kJ on Steve Harvey sm kJ says,
I attended a parent teacher night with my fourth grade
daughter about a month ago. While I was there, her teacher,
Miss Lennard, not her real name, was very friendly toward me,
too friendly. Once she confirmed my single status through small talk,
she started centering her attention on me, very obviously, not

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paying much attention to the other parents and attendant. As
we were leaving, she asked me to stay back for
a second while my daughter waited in the hall. Miss
Lenard asked me out. I politely declined for two reasons.
One she's my kid's teacher, and two I really wasn't interested.
She seemed okay at the time, but now to months later,

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my daughter, who was getting straight a's and b's, is
getting c's and d's now. When I asked her what happened,
she said she didn't know, but thought that Miss Leonard
didn't like her much. I think I see what's happening here,
But believe if I come, if I confront her with
my suspicions, she'll say I'm being ego centric, and how

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do I prove otherwise?

Speaker 1 (01:10:23):
How do I deal with this? What do you guys think?

Speaker 10 (01:10:25):
You got to take this to the principal now you've
got to go past her. You got to get your
child out of her class right now. Leonard looked that bad.
I mean, you couldn't like make an access for the baby.
Could at least, you know, fake hollered a little bit
just to make her feel a little good.

Speaker 7 (01:10:44):
You just show no interest to your baby. Had a
c by the time you left.

Speaker 1 (01:10:52):
So you jor. I'll tell you what I think.

Speaker 13 (01:10:56):
I think the daughter need to go in there and
said her daddy down. You got to grab with miss Lennard.
You're gonna have to go out with missinesss.

Speaker 1 (01:11:03):
I got to get to the fifth grade. I'm trying
to graduate.

Speaker 9 (01:11:07):
You're gonna have to go.

Speaker 1 (01:11:09):
You gonna have to take one from me as your daughter.
You have to go out with vis Leonard.

Speaker 13 (01:11:12):
I don't care where y'all go, but I'll tell you
right now, it's a lot of pressure in this class
from I'm feelings.

Speaker 1 (01:11:17):
I'm not doing this.

Speaker 12 (01:11:18):
I don't feel my self esteem low, I don't feel good.

Speaker 15 (01:11:22):
That's interesting that the fourth grader realized that her teacher
didn't like her.

Speaker 1 (01:11:26):
Wow taking it out on the show. If it's yeah,
she's taking that out on the child. I'm telling I'm
taking the apples.

Speaker 12 (01:11:33):
I ain't getting nothing. Take the apples to school every day.

Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
You have to go to miss Lennon, now she won't you.

Speaker 6 (01:11:37):
You have to do that.

Speaker 12 (01:11:40):
I'm giving a gift calls. I'm doing everything I can.

Speaker 1 (01:11:42):
What is you doing that here?

Speaker 6 (01:11:43):
I can't.

Speaker 7 (01:11:46):
I'm doing my cart no idea what Miss Leonard looked like.

Speaker 13 (01:11:50):
That's all right, but I got season ds that that
is my education not important to you or.

Speaker 1 (01:11:55):
That I need to know it.

Speaker 7 (01:11:59):
You got you gotta picking up a trade now. I'm
not going out with Lennon.

Speaker 10 (01:12:01):
I'm sure.

Speaker 12 (01:12:03):
Don't look at it. I'm just telling you.

Speaker 1 (01:12:06):
The daughter's got to get a job.

Speaker 7 (01:12:09):
Trade. Yeah, you gotta learn something else.

Speaker 12 (01:12:12):
I'm going to be a skilled worker. I'm in the
carpentry that day, and that's what I'm feeling.

Speaker 1 (01:12:21):
I think we have time for.

Speaker 15 (01:12:23):
One more, but you this this is from Lawana on
Steve Harvey, Lawana Wrights. I've worked at my job for
about six years. It's a small company, about thirty people total,
and in my six years, I have been told happy
birthday or given a card exactly zero times. Yet the
receptionist regularly circulates birthday cards for every other employee when

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their big day arrives. Finally she brought She brought one
to me and I left it unsigned. When she asked why,
I told her that it's odd how in my entire
time with the company, I've never even gotten one card.

Speaker 1 (01:12:57):
So I'm opting out.

Speaker 15 (01:12:59):
I mean, we all all have our birthdays on Facebook,
so it's not like it's a mystery. So am I
being petty? I don't really care about the card. But
to me, it's about the disrespect.

Speaker 7 (01:13:09):
Fight for your.

Speaker 10 (01:13:10):
Birthday, girl, fight for fight for your damn birthday. They're
gonna put some re spec on your birthday. Okay, that's right,
And the next and the next birthday starts. Send yourself,
send yourself a bunch of stuff to the office, but
los and everything. Send it to yourself. That's a break
by you. Don't worry about her, but don't sign a
damn thing on nobody else's call.

Speaker 13 (01:13:31):
No right, and your next birthday, Yeah no, no, it's not.
You don't never heard that my birthday. I tell you,
I'm gonna make sure everybody know it's my birthday.

Speaker 12 (01:13:39):
Because he come a band. I'll bring a whole high
school band in him. Y'all gonna time, time, time.

Speaker 5 (01:13:45):
Time time.

Speaker 12 (01:13:45):
You don'na know it me, you gonna know it's me
my birthday. You gotta take that is.

Speaker 14 (01:13:52):
All right.

Speaker 15 (01:13:53):
We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
up at about twenty minutes after the.

Speaker 1 (01:13:57):
Hour, right after this You're Hard Morning Show.

Speaker 15 (01:14:04):
Well, some of you guys are going too far really
with these Halloween decorations. Okay, I mean on this trail
where I walk, this family has these big, gigantic skeletons.
I mean, whoa, It's just and big headed skeletons all
over the It's just creepy and scary looking. There's a
house in Glen Falls, New York, decorated with a lit

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up jack of lanyard, several of them as a matter
of fact, and a flame effect inside all three of
the homes front facing windows. It makes the house look
as if it is engulfed in flames.

Speaker 1 (01:14:37):
I saw this. It does look like exactly like that.

Speaker 15 (01:14:40):
Firefighters mistakenly would call to the house because people thought
the house was on fire. Firefighters said that the house
was actually not on fire, and the homeowners achieved the
flame effect with two lead lights okay, a box fan
and a silver sheet and a fog machine. So if
you want to make it look like the house, the
d lights, two led lights, a box fan, a silver sheet,

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and a fog machine.

Speaker 1 (01:15:06):
So do you guys step great for Halloween?

Speaker 10 (01:15:08):
A lot of people get their ass whip on Halloween
because they go too far with this stuff.

Speaker 7 (01:15:13):
I'm telling you, black people don't. Black people not doing
all that I might do all. We cut our porch
light off. We're not even doing this. We're not doing.

Speaker 12 (01:15:22):
Y'allm not giving our candy to the baby.

Speaker 10 (01:15:23):
If you knock on this dough. I'm telling you it's
not gonna go the where you want it to.

Speaker 7 (01:15:27):
No, we're not.

Speaker 13 (01:15:29):
It's just it's just like my grandmother said, I'm not
inviting ghost in spirits in him.

Speaker 1 (01:15:35):
Yeah, all right, Happy Halloween.

Speaker 15 (01:15:37):
Everybody coming up in thirty three minutes after we'll play
around it.

Speaker 1 (01:15:41):
Would you rather right after this?

Speaker 7 (01:15:43):
We don't have no tricks around here.

Speaker 1 (01:15:47):
You're listening hard morning show.

Speaker 15 (01:15:51):
All right, it's time for a round it. Would you rather?
Would you rather do it outside than thirty two degree weather?
That's freezing right there at thirty two degrees outside? Would
you rather do it in a hundred degree weather?

Speaker 12 (01:16:02):
I have to take two hundred.

Speaker 7 (01:16:04):
You know he gotta take the hundred.

Speaker 1 (01:16:06):
Yeah, he ain't got no option. I ain't got no happening.

Speaker 12 (01:16:11):
I did thirty degrees just out here, holling with a sickle.

Speaker 7 (01:16:18):
I'm gonna going out there and at thirty two though, Yeah,
are you what?

Speaker 1 (01:16:21):
Free?

Speaker 10 (01:16:22):
We're gonna warm it up. We're gonna, we're gonna, we're
gonna melt snow. We're gonna warm it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:25):
Uprus Okay, okay, all.

Speaker 10 (01:16:31):
Right, I'm the only woman outside nicked in the snow.

Speaker 1 (01:16:35):
One yeah, yeah, And I grew up on what you
know what?

Speaker 17 (01:16:38):
You know what?

Speaker 7 (01:16:39):
I'm so, you know what?

Speaker 10 (01:16:40):
You didn't get free y'all in these y'all in these brains.
If y'all can't kill.

Speaker 15 (01:16:46):
All right, would you rather receive a mysterious message in
a fortune teller's reading, or would you rather have a
friendly ghost as your roommate?

Speaker 7 (01:16:55):
A ghost.

Speaker 1 (01:16:58):
In my heart has your roommate. It's a friendly ghost.
We don't know that. I'm telling you it is.

Speaker 13 (01:17:05):
You ain't saying ghost on Facebook talking about I'm friendly.
I ain't never seen it on Facebook. Give me the
fortune tailor.

Speaker 1 (01:17:10):
I can take that.

Speaker 7 (01:17:11):
Yeah, I'm gonna deal with the fortune tailor.

Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
Yeah, we don't do that.

Speaker 7 (01:17:15):
Yeah, what's the name back in.

Speaker 10 (01:17:17):
The All right?

Speaker 15 (01:17:21):
Would you rather be the lead investigator in a haunted
house documentary? Or would you rather be the star of
a chilling, this really scary horror film.

Speaker 1 (01:17:30):
Come on, tell me the actor. Yeah, let's see you start. Actor.

Speaker 7 (01:17:38):
I don't mind being in a movie because when we
say cut, you better cut now.

Speaker 1 (01:17:41):
You better not keep on going with this.

Speaker 17 (01:17:44):
Care no.

Speaker 7 (01:17:46):
Method act at that time.

Speaker 1 (01:17:50):
So you're gonna be the star of a chilling horror film, clearly.

Speaker 7 (01:17:53):
And it ain't gonna be fifteen minutes. It's gonna be over.

Speaker 1 (01:17:57):
Because black people die early.

Speaker 10 (01:17:59):
Because I'm in it. It's a short film. I'm not
gonna be able to make it to the end.

Speaker 7 (01:18:02):
Call. I can't.

Speaker 15 (01:18:04):
Junior lead investigator in a hunted house documentary or I'm
a lead investment.

Speaker 13 (01:18:09):
In a hearted house leaving. But I'm doing it from
our side. I'm leading my investigation from outside. I told y'all,
get y'all last out of that. I told y'all, I
don't care.

Speaker 12 (01:18:19):
Who did it, but I'm not coming in. I'm gonna
do this from the.

Speaker 7 (01:18:24):
Driveway, outside way with a megaphone.

Speaker 12 (01:18:27):
Yeah, okay, I told y'all y'all needed to move last week.

Speaker 7 (01:18:33):
All right, all ghost and gobblins outside.

Speaker 15 (01:18:36):
Would you rather say what you're thinking? Or would you
rather never say anything again? Would you rather always say
what you're thinking, always say what's on your mind, or
never say anything again?

Speaker 1 (01:18:46):
Which one to say?

Speaker 7 (01:18:47):
I'm gonna have to say it some on my mind.

Speaker 10 (01:18:49):
I'll take anything because that build of stress when you
got all that kicked up in that like that, and
I'm gonna say whatever that.

Speaker 1 (01:18:55):
Okay, all right, thank you guys.

Speaker 15 (01:18:57):
That's today's round it would you rather coming up at
forty minutes after our last break of the day and
we'll close out the show right after this.

Speaker 1 (01:19:04):
You're listening morning show? All right, guys, here we are,
last break of the day on this Tuesday. It's been
a good day. We'll be back tomorrow.

Speaker 7 (01:19:15):
Yeah, he'll be back in Halloween on a tuesday. Is
let me check the.

Speaker 1 (01:19:22):
Yes, it is, Tommy, it is on a Thursday.

Speaker 10 (01:19:24):
Y'all know I'm gonna be all on Halloween with this Tuesday.
You're you're a Funday. It's a holiday, ain't Itay?

Speaker 17 (01:19:34):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:19:34):
Not, it's Halloween a holiday.

Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
It's not a holiday. It's like Thanksgiving. Like it's not
like that. You don't get a day off from.

Speaker 11 (01:19:45):
Work, like banks are closed or schools are closed or
anything like that.

Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
Yeah, it's just Halloween.

Speaker 7 (01:19:52):
So they have ghosts in the bank, then the bank
will be closed. But I'm just saying, what.

Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
Would they do? Be teller? I mean really loan officers question.

Speaker 11 (01:20:05):
I have a because earlier we were talking about how
Shirley was saying people go too far.

Speaker 1 (01:20:10):
We did a story about Halloween.

Speaker 10 (01:20:13):
Guys.

Speaker 11 (01:20:14):
Yeah, and these, uh this house in New York and
flame effect and all that.

Speaker 1 (01:20:20):
I like Halloween, trick or treating. I like all that,
y'all y'all are not into it like that. I don't
like Halloween.

Speaker 12 (01:20:27):
I ain't like so my costumes never looked good.

Speaker 1 (01:20:31):
I got my mom.

Speaker 13 (01:20:33):
They had no money for the whole costume. You know
what I'm saying, Like I'm Superman, but I just got
to on the shirt. I ain't got the tights and nothing.
I'm using my same baptile as a cake. It ain't
fun when I use everything I got it home to
make a casso.

Speaker 12 (01:20:47):
I don't like that. Ain't nobody believe I was fast
at the building of a single. They believe none of that.

Speaker 1 (01:20:57):
I can't have bleach things on it.

Speaker 10 (01:20:58):
Come on, now, I like, well, my mama gave me
just a sheet one day. I didn't know if I
was a gohost or clans.

Speaker 4 (01:21:05):
But I what.

Speaker 1 (01:21:14):
My worst one.

Speaker 6 (01:21:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:21:16):
I don't mind Halloween, you know, I don't mind it,
especially for kids. You get to dress up and all that,
you know, costumes and stuff.

Speaker 15 (01:21:25):
But I just like when we were kids in Chicago,
we could go trick or treating, you know, just on
our block and stuff. But one night I got my
bags and we would be out at night, and one
night I got my bag full of candy because it
was almost time to go in.

Speaker 1 (01:21:40):
That's how you knew it was time to go, because
your bag was full.

Speaker 15 (01:21:43):
And somebody, just one of big kids, just came by
and snatched my bag of candy, and I had to
start all over again.

Speaker 14 (01:21:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:21:50):
I don't like yeah, yeah, I didn't like that that.

Speaker 7 (01:21:54):
I don't. I don't let my kids eat their candy.

Speaker 1 (01:21:57):
Though, No, not anymore.

Speaker 6 (01:21:59):
You can't.

Speaker 1 (01:22:00):
You let the kids what you do.

Speaker 11 (01:22:01):
You let them trick or treat for the sake of
the activity, and then you tell them throw all that away,
and then you get candy.

Speaker 1 (01:22:08):
You got but yeah, yeah, but back in the day
we used to get eat candy. Yeah we did.

Speaker 12 (01:22:15):
I quit Halloween and now not my lad, I'm too.

Speaker 1 (01:22:19):
You didn't trick or tree after nine years old? No,
I quit because of all the costumes and stuff we
already had at the house. But so, okay, so you
were Superman. You didn't like that. I ain't like that one.

Speaker 7 (01:22:29):
Okay, Superman shirt.

Speaker 12 (01:22:32):
It's on the shirt. It looks nothing like Superman.

Speaker 13 (01:22:35):
Okay, another costume man like like all the stuff we
u was in the house already, like all my hobo.
Now I'm gonna put makeup on my black and my
eye and did you get a shirt out the dirty
clothes hampers and my jeans already had a tang.

Speaker 1 (01:22:47):
And now I'm not talking about who is you? I'm
a hobo.

Speaker 12 (01:22:50):
Did nobody even know what I was? They thought I
was lost. I used up at a shelter, That's what.

Speaker 1 (01:22:56):
Tgized.

Speaker 13 (01:22:59):
Somebody had so that tree tree to pick me up
and took me to a shelter. My fan was it's
like none of my costume.

Speaker 12 (01:23:05):
I couldn't stand it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:07):
I quit Halloween by now you were a Superman and
you were home not you know. One year I had,
I had.

Speaker 13 (01:23:13):
I was a fat boy, one year a fat boy.
Like when a fat boy? Okay, well, yeah, I'm the
rapper the fat boy's bell. I was a fat boy.
I was a fat boy rapper. Right now, I'm wearing
my daddy cano. Okay, my daddy came and stop. We
already had at the house that one in the stove
and getting no costumes. Everything was at the house.

Speaker 12 (01:23:30):
Now, I take my pills that I sleep on something
under my shirt and I'm going out here.

Speaker 1 (01:23:34):
It's hot under here.

Speaker 5 (01:23:34):
I don't like this.

Speaker 1 (01:23:39):
I'm wearing my mama changed, my mama gold change. I
got them on.

Speaker 12 (01:23:44):
I got a chain, Yeah, I got a chain on. Sah.
Didn nobody fat boy? Did nobody believe me?

Speaker 1 (01:23:52):
I Halloween. You always had to explain your.

Speaker 12 (01:23:56):
Every time everybody house?

Speaker 5 (01:23:57):
Who is you?

Speaker 13 (01:23:58):
Okay, you remember the group, the fat boy. Okay, I'm
the dark Cane. I'm trying to make the same body.
I can't do none of that time.

Speaker 1 (01:24:09):
Oh you can't eat.

Speaker 7 (01:24:11):
I love it.

Speaker 13 (01:24:13):
I'm going to I go to work. I had one
Halloween I was I was a nurse. You know why
I was a nurse? Come on, mama was a nurse.

Speaker 1 (01:24:19):
Her scrub.

Speaker 13 (01:24:22):
We never went and bought costume. Everything was in the
house already. I got scrubs all with her name, Tank
nurse Alicia. I can't but why is your name on everything?
That's why I don't kept Halloween.

Speaker 1 (01:24:35):
I don't kept shout out to all the male nurses
out there. By the way, we don't work for candy.
It shure, don't work for.

Speaker 11 (01:24:46):
We're talking about costumes and how much it costs. Back
in the day, they're expensive. They're like forty fifty dollars
these guys today.

Speaker 1 (01:24:55):
Yeah and car Yeah forty. So we never went and
bought one.

Speaker 7 (01:25:03):
They got they got some.

Speaker 10 (01:25:04):
They got some rubber mask out there that looked really
real though they got scary.

Speaker 1 (01:25:08):
Yeah, scary looking they are.

Speaker 15 (01:25:12):
I know in Chicago growing up, you better put your costume.
We did have costumes junior, but you had to put
them on top of your clothes, so you can imagine
how crazy that looked.

Speaker 1 (01:25:22):
Yeah, take us home, Tommy, that's it.

Speaker 6 (01:25:28):
That's it.

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