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April 10, 2025 39 mins
The Billy & Lisa crew cover a whole bunch of topics during today’s show including catching a fly ball, Justin and his midlife crisis and embarrassing ourselves! Listen to Billy & Lisa weekdays from 6-10AM on Kiss 108!   
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Now this morning show in Boston.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Billy and Lisa in the.

Speaker 3 (00:03):
Morning, it's just.

Speaker 1 (00:04):
A great start to my day on Kids Runaway.

Speaker 4 (00:09):
Well, good morning everybody, and a happy Thursday to you.

Speaker 5 (00:12):
Lisa.

Speaker 4 (00:12):
You have to explain something to all of us, Okay,
I'll try. We think of you as our meteorologist on
the Billy and Lisa Morning Show. You do the weather
for the show every morning. Can you explain why it
was in the twenties again overnight last night?

Speaker 6 (00:26):
Yeah, where it's a bad stretch and we could see
some snowflakes Friday night?

Speaker 7 (00:30):
What?

Speaker 4 (00:31):
Oh god, please? No, this is the year.

Speaker 6 (00:34):
I mean not here, but like if you're out, like
in the Worcester Hills, like parts of Route two, you
could see something.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
Oh boy, this is the year. I think I'm gonna
have to move out. Oh I can do the show
from Thailand or something, right, although they get tsunamis there.

Speaker 6 (00:48):
It's very hot, rather cold weather than so so.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Hot there that I don't think you would like that.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Yeah, oh so hot. I can't do anything.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
Speaking of cold. Another cold night at Fenway Park last
night for the Red Sox. So by the way, lost
in the extra innings. But something really cool happened. A
guy in the stands a long while right between third
base and left fields. Okay, caught not one, but two
foul balls in one game. That can never happen. Yeah,

(01:18):
So I don't know who the guy is, but I
saw him because it was so cold. He was just
wearing gloves, you know, winter gloves, but just lifted up
his hand and these are line drives by the way
down the third base line. He caught two in one game.
If he's listening, we need him to call in.

Speaker 8 (01:33):
Yeah, he was wearing a blue jacket there at the game.

Speaker 9 (01:37):
Two foul balls ripped file Man the decade into the
Sikhs fast. Look out this terrific play. That's his second one. Yeah,
oh he does have two. Have a night here you go.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
Get a good look in the blue jacket right there.
He's like, this whole defensive thing is really not that hard.
I gotta say it right, see last night.

Speaker 5 (02:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
So, if he's out there and he's listening, or anybody
is out there listening and knows this guy, we need
him to call into the show. I'll give you the
phone number right now, six one seven nine three one
eight and justin if they just want to send a
talk back if they know him. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:18):
Absolutely, you can do that on the iHeartRadio app. Just
you know, pull us up kiss want to wait and
look for that little red microphone there.

Speaker 6 (02:24):
I have a story about catching a fly ball, you
sure do. I caught one at a Red Sox game.
They were playing the Detroit Tigersigers. Yeah, and it's when
Punch's such a big.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
Cat from Detroit.

Speaker 6 (02:42):
Okay, Punch Arrigez was the catcher and I'm sitting like
between third base and home plate.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Something comes at me. I reach out and I grab
the ball and I caught.

Speaker 6 (02:53):
It bare hand, bare hand, So it's a pop foul,
pop foul.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
So I'm like looking around. I'm like, oh my god,
this is so cool.

Speaker 6 (03:00):
And then the family behind me, they were like, oh,
can we have the ball, like for our kids, And
I was like, yeah, sure, So I handed them the
ball like I didn't think anything of it.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Hudge Rodriguez walks out of.

Speaker 6 (03:13):
His little area and he comes walking over to me.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
So he had across the infield to get to you.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah, and hands me a ball.

Speaker 6 (03:21):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (03:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
I don't know what it was all about, but I
was like it was the coolest. Everyone was cheering. It
was the coolest thing.

Speaker 8 (03:29):
He spotted the pink hat.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
This is pink cat well because he's playing for the
visiting team, right, So it was across the infield. He's
looking directly across. At least I'm saying, you know what,
I got to go see what's.

Speaker 5 (03:40):
Going on over there.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
It's good.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
I still have the ball, you do, Yeah, I do.
I'm surprised you didn't write his phone number down on
the ball rather than the anunographing.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
I have to tell you it was. That was a
moment that was really fun.

Speaker 5 (03:52):
Wow, are you going anyway?

Speaker 10 (04:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (04:00):
I hope we can hear from this guy. I want
to set of hands on him. Huh yeah. I mean
it's not easy. I don't know if you've ever come
close to catching a foul ball. One game, I was
with my son Dylan, and we're in the monster seats
and somebody hit a home run. But it was a
line drive home run just over the wall and left
field right, So I'm thinking, oh my god, it's coming

(04:21):
right at me.

Speaker 5 (04:21):
So i'mthing and I'm gonna catch it.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
But it's coming so fast you can hear the sizzle
from the ball, you know, coming isaaia, I'm not catching
get out. Was the most embarrassing moment as a dad,
because my son's there. They're like, oh, dad, you got me.

Speaker 5 (04:39):
I just backed away.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Fitting Lisa car with a bare hand, and Billy backed off.

Speaker 5 (04:46):
Okay, she got a pop fly. This was a line
drive home run left field.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
Okay, I'm just saying you gotta protect.

Speaker 8 (04:52):
Your I never caught a foul ball, and I used
to bring my glove to Fenway.

Speaker 5 (04:58):
Yeah when I was a kid, did you come close?
Did you have this one?

Speaker 9 (05:02):
Or never?

Speaker 6 (05:04):
The pink hat with her bare hand right still.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (05:08):
My favorite is when you see the people that catch
a foul ball and then they don't give it to
the kid that's next to them.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
They keep the ball that they have to give it
to the kid.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
Although I got to tell you it was I think
it was odd that the family asked you for the ball,
you know, like it's it was let the person who
caught the ball decide whether or not they're going to
get Most people will just hand it to the kid
closest to it.

Speaker 6 (05:31):
Well, we were just caught up in the moment and
they were like, oh, give it to us.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Okay, here you go.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
I'm with Billy on that they put you on the spot.

Speaker 11 (05:40):
He did.

Speaker 5 (05:40):
Imagine if you said no, the camera would stay on you.
Who is this woman?

Speaker 4 (05:46):
Is that Lisa Donovan? I can't believe she wouldn't give
the kid the ball. Hey, I got to give a
shout out. Okay, we don't do this often. Yesterday, justin
a friend of his who was a stretch expert, Jenna, Yeah,
come into the building and stretched a couple of us.

(06:07):
It was the best I have ever. She was amazing. Yeah,
she brought her table in.

Speaker 8 (06:12):
She did our podcast, our after show podcast, and she
stretched Billy right on the spot. She's really good. She's
really Uh, she knows what she's doing. And uh, I'm glad.
You feel better almost her once a month. It's amazing.
Anybody get stretched.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
Yes, she's so important. When you got stretch, you feel better.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
I feel like a million bucks on Wimber.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
I'm going up to her place. I'm doing it there.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (06:32):
It's called Stretch Strategy by Jenna. It's off Exit three
in Windom if anybody wants to go see.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
You know, we've all seen a lot of these people stretch.
You know, we've gone to stretch clinics. What this woman
is magical, She's the best.

Speaker 6 (06:44):
She even has those compression boots yep, which are so
good for your circulation.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
Sure can you wear those around? Like you can't walk
with them? All Right, we're coming up on the entertainment. Uh,
We've got pieces of an extensive I mean a really cool,
very extensive interview with Ed Charon. We're going to run
some of it coming up in entertainment and something strange
but cool might happen when the all female mission takes

(07:12):
off for space next. Is it Monday or Tuesday?

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Monday the fourteenth.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
Katie Perry is on board. She might do something cool
that's up next than by.

Speaker 12 (07:20):
From the Planet Fitness Kiss one Away Studios. We're back
with a Villy and Lisa in the morning on Kiss
one eight. Now the Entertainment Update with a Villy Codstad.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
Okay, We're going to start with Ed Sheer and why not.
He's been everywhere including Boston recently. His new music is out,
his album is on the way, and he did an
extensive interview with Call Her Daddy. Talked about everything, including
whether he thinks he's a good pick for a Super
Bowl halftime show.

Speaker 13 (07:51):
I mean, there are some that have the His azz
of super.

Speaker 5 (07:55):
Bowl fireworks dunes is blah blah blah.

Speaker 13 (07:57):
But me going up there and being like, here's the
eighth and I just like no one wants to see that.

Speaker 4 (08:04):
He also has a favorite Taylor Swift story and he
tells it right here.

Speaker 13 (08:09):
The period of time that I was on the Red
Tour would have been, you know, I lived in Nashville
and she lived in Nashville, and we used to fly
to and from the gigs together and do all sort
of I don't know.

Speaker 4 (08:21):
I was literally spent almost every single day with her.

Speaker 13 (08:23):
For about six months, So I think that period of
time and I do you know, I see her when
I see her, I probably see her like four times
a year, and we do what I said, like, instead
of catching up the whole time, we have like proper
sit down, six hour catch ups. And I think that
that's like a really nice way to do it.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
He also built a pub on his property because while
he's a little too famous to go out to his
favorite pubs, so what celebrity would he most want to
invite to his pub? Check it out.

Speaker 13 (08:52):
I had a glimpse of what a night with post
Malone would be like with we hung out in New
York at Global Citizen Festival. I actually bought him a
I found this company that do the huge vinyl dinosaurs
that you get at zoos, you know, the ones that
like the size of buildings. So I sent him a
t Rex because we were sort of joking about it,
and he was just like, yeah, yeah, send me one

(09:13):
whenever I live here, and it's done and it's going
to arrive, and he's gonna get the.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
Huge t Rex.

Speaker 13 (09:18):
That is just gonna And I've only met him once,
so he's just gonna be like what I feel like
because I hung out with him for that amount of
time and I can sense the kind of person he is.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
I think he's going to appreciate it.

Speaker 5 (09:28):
Hell yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
I think he built a chapel on his property too,
so some of his friends can get married on his property.
He's such a cool guy and he's got a lot
more to say, a lot more stories.

Speaker 5 (09:38):
To tell, and we'll have some coming up at a
TM this morning. Meantime. Coachella is this weekend.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
Ed Sheeron is supposed to have a guest appearance there,
but Justin Bieber is already in the area. He showed
up at a local coffee shop and apparently got into
it with paparazzi who were bugging him. He says, all
they care about his money. They don't care at all
about human beings.

Speaker 5 (10:00):
Knock it off.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
He's got a point.

Speaker 8 (10:02):
Yeah, it's the never ending celebrities versus paparazzi battle.

Speaker 5 (10:06):
Yeah, but he's a big one.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
They dog him every minute of every day.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
They're so aggressive.

Speaker 8 (10:11):
Oh they are, for sure.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
It's the worst.

Speaker 4 (10:13):
I think.

Speaker 8 (10:13):
You just you just get fed up, you know. Yeah,
there's a breaking point.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
It's like, for god's sakes, I'm just trying to get
a cup of coffee.

Speaker 5 (10:21):
Can you leave me alone.

Speaker 14 (10:22):
I actually appreciate him though, because over the years he'll
speak up for himself, like they thank you justin like
you know, when they think he's like thank you for what,
He's like, you're the one taking my picture, Like I'm
not consenting to this. Like he's so like honest and like, yeah,
that's what it's like. He's not one of those celebrities.
It's like calling for paparazzi. He does not want them around.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
So the fact that he's in the area does that
mean anything to it?

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Never really does for him.

Speaker 14 (10:46):
I feel like he's a real lover of going to
these shows as like someone watching like an audience member.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
You won't find him popping up on stage nine times
out of ten.

Speaker 4 (10:56):
Yeah, but he might. You never know, You never know. Yeah.
So next Monday is the all female space mission. It'll
be taking off Monday, Katy Perry, Lauren Sanchez, Gail King
All blasting off from the Blue Horizon Rocket, and reports
now are suggesting that Katie Perry might perform in space.

Speaker 6 (11:17):
Yeah, she did an interview with All magazine. It's an
eleven minute trip, so it's going to be a quick performance, right,
But what song do you think she would perform?

Speaker 4 (11:23):
It's got to be I'm thinking et.

Speaker 8 (11:26):
It's got to be et extraterrestrial. What else would you think.
I don't think she wants to do firework?

Speaker 2 (11:35):
Well, she would be I don't think so either. That
wouldn't be.

Speaker 4 (11:38):
Yeah, that's a different kind of blasting off, Adam.

Speaker 6 (11:41):
Yeah, but I guess Lauren Sanchez is encouraging her to
do it because she would be the first person to
ever sing in space like that?

Speaker 4 (11:47):
Is this the biggest moment in Lauren Sanchez's life? I
think so, I've got good news for Lisa. HBO is
green lighting a third season of the Last of Us
even before season two begins, because season two starts at
premieres April thirteenth, that's next week.

Speaker 15 (12:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (12:07):
Well, the first season was such a huge hit, so
I'm not surprised.

Speaker 5 (12:10):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
Meantime, the new season of View starts April twenty fourth.
And this is cool, Lisa. You're actually bringing the creator
of the show you to Hartford, Connecticut with you now
the road.

Speaker 6 (12:24):
Yeah, so I was there yesterday looking at the venue.
We're going to be at Farmington Gardens on May seventh,
and Caroline Kepness will be with us, and we're doing
it with our sister Station ninety five point seven. It's
Courtney and Kiss in the morning and so we'll all
be down there interviewing Caroline Kepness, and you can absolutely
come if you're listening or if you have friends that

(12:44):
are in the Hartford area or sort of like Western Mass.

Speaker 5 (12:46):
And Hartford's a straight shot.

Speaker 6 (12:47):
It was so easy. It's going to be such a
fun night. And we'll be posting the link to register
on Tuesday.

Speaker 5 (12:55):
Lisa, the Dimensional Club on tour on the road.

Speaker 4 (12:59):
This is cool.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
It is and then venue was great. It's beautiful.

Speaker 6 (13:02):
Oh yeah yeah, and ninety plus sellers is sponsoring it.
That's why we're doing it. So we want to thank
them for supporting us.

Speaker 4 (13:09):
All right. Travis Kelcey denying and addressing reports he gave
more than three million dollars to a homelessness charity in
Kansas City.

Speaker 5 (13:16):
He said this, some false.

Speaker 16 (13:18):
Claims were thrown out there that I was doing something
in the community that I was not, And I'm not
even going to talk about it specifically. I don't want
to bring any more attention to that whole nonsense and
article and all that stuff.

Speaker 4 (13:31):
And by the way, that's not to say he wouldn't
give to homelessness or hasn't given to homelessness. He just
has his own charity. It's called eighty seven and running.

Speaker 5 (13:40):
Good guy. I like him.

Speaker 4 (13:42):
We mentioned earlier this week. Sabrina Carpenter is partnering with Fortnite.
The problem is her fans on social won't kill anybody.
They're just doing Sabrina dances. They're putting down the guns
and dancing it out.

Speaker 8 (13:55):
Story as the whole point is to eliminate the other players.
But they're not. They're just dancing. They don't want to
kill Sabrina.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
I wouldn't either.

Speaker 4 (14:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (14:06):
By the way, do you think my son bought the
Sabrina skin with all the money he took from for
his Fortnite game? Isn't the timing kind of weird that
that just dropped right? I'll have to find out. I'll investigate.

Speaker 5 (14:17):
Oh boy.

Speaker 4 (14:18):
Meantime, a depleted Celtics team lost to the Magic last night.
They'll host the Hornets tomorrow night. Bruin's going to play
the Blackhawks tonight. You can look for producer Riley, you
know she works with the Bruins organization. She'll be hopping
around the TV garden tonight. I think their last home
game is like early next week. Red Sox lost to

(14:38):
the Blue Jays in extra innings last night. To to
one was the final there and the artist of the
day we will announce at seven to ten this morning. Also,
the topic time is going to be very cool this morning.
We're talking about the most embarrassing things or thing that's
ever happened to you. I know we've all got at

(15:00):
least one, and that's at seven to ten this morning.
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Speaker 14 (15:21):
The biggest moment in Lauren Sanchez's life is when Jeff
Bezos found those two pillows to put his little bald
head in between.

Speaker 12 (15:28):
From the Planet's Fitness Kiss one Away Studios. Boy're back
with a Villy and Lisa in the morning on Kiss
one eight.

Speaker 5 (15:37):
Okay, welcome back everybody.

Speaker 4 (15:38):
And by the way, we're still waiting for the guy
that was at Fenway Park at the Sox game last
night that caught two foul balls, waiting for him or
somebody who knows him to call a six months seven
nine three one uh one one eight. But we do
have the artist of the day right now. It's that time,
and the artist of the day is Sabrina Carpenter. So
when you hear two Sabrina songs back to back, you
be calling twenty five and you get the giant and

(16:00):
I mean giant Prize of Universal Orlando five days, four nights,
four people. I mean, this is all expenses paid. We're
flying you to Universal Orlando, and taking four people is
a big deal. Most people give away the trip it's
for two. This is for four people. So anyway, listen
for two songs in a row. So bring us songs

(16:22):
and be call a twenty five. But we have an
awesome story right now, we do. Okay, there is a
report out it's the Top Signs of a Modern midlife Crisis,
and Lisa and I are going to list some of
the conditions under which you would be suffering from a
modern midlife crisis, and Justin, you can jump in at

(16:45):
any moment.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
Yep, because the top signs are a bill.

Speaker 4 (16:49):
Yeah, well, fitness buff is one of them, right, Lisa, yep?

Speaker 6 (16:53):
Okay, thrill seekers, thrill seekers, extreme activities.

Speaker 4 (16:58):
Oh look at this internet war. If I'm not mistaken, Justin,
lately you've been blocking a lot of people on.

Speaker 8 (17:05):
Social This is an attack. Now I resent this on me.

Speaker 5 (17:12):
Are you not a fitness buff? I am? And have
you not been blocking people on social?

Speaker 7 (17:17):
I have?

Speaker 2 (17:17):
Okay, let's keep going.

Speaker 6 (17:19):
The next one is ice baths.

Speaker 4 (17:24):
This is an attack for the record me, Justin for
the record and for sake of this survey.

Speaker 5 (17:29):
Yeah, how many ice baths do you take a week?

Speaker 8 (17:32):
I take an ice bath every single day and have
for three years.

Speaker 5 (17:36):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (17:37):
The next one is getting a little too into streetwear
like sneakers.

Speaker 4 (17:40):
Oh, justin for the listening audience.

Speaker 6 (17:45):
Sweatpants, maybe a giant red flag, sure.

Speaker 4 (17:50):
Justin for the sake of the listeners. How many pair
of sneakers do you have? I believe you have a
room dedicated to sneakers at home. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (17:57):
I have clothes to eighty eighty little sneaker bought cases
that I bought customers.

Speaker 5 (18:04):
Here's the clincher. This is the one that's going to
take it all.

Speaker 8 (18:07):
This is the clincher.

Speaker 4 (18:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (18:08):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (18:09):
Psychedelic retreats now on several occasions, justin recently, you have
told me, Yeah, I think I would consider ayahuasca.

Speaker 8 (18:19):
No, I said I would have. No, I can't because
I'm in recovery, so I can't. But I do understand
why people do them, and I believe, I said, if
I did not have this issue, maybe I would.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
Entertain you've been obsessed with ayahuasca, Like, no, not.

Speaker 4 (18:35):
Me doing it?

Speaker 8 (18:36):
Yes I am, but not me. Actually doing it. I
want to make that clear.

Speaker 4 (18:39):
But there's actually only one item on this entire list
that you don't do yet, and that's a sudden over
investment in astrology.

Speaker 8 (18:49):
Yeah not not, maybe that's coming. Actually actually my am
my sign is tattooed on my arm.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
That's okay. Well, okay, checked all the boxes.

Speaker 4 (19:03):
Oh, midlife crisis, modern midlife crisis. It's amazing, Like you
should be the model for this.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
This explains everything.

Speaker 8 (19:12):
So where do I go from here? Like what happens now?

Speaker 6 (19:16):
Honestly, all these things are basically trying to help you
cope in the days.

Speaker 4 (19:23):
The dead ringer for a midlife crisis was a red Corvette. Okay,
yeah that's the first thing. Now, boy he's having a
midlife crisis. He went out and got himself a corvette
at sixty.

Speaker 8 (19:32):
You want to hand the ironic part about this? Couldn't
be happier. I couldn't be happier. Yeah, you'll be taking
an ice bath today, maybe too, right? Yeah, I dude,
sauna ice bath at every single night. I love it.

Speaker 5 (19:45):
I love locking a pair of sneakers right now.

Speaker 4 (19:46):
An oversize hoodie.

Speaker 8 (19:47):
This is two wearing.

Speaker 5 (19:49):
This is you, ma man.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
Yeah, but there's nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 8 (19:52):
You're saying it's a negative thing.

Speaker 4 (19:54):
No, I'm saying it's kind of weird that you fit
every single box.

Speaker 8 (19:58):
Yeah, that's you know what if that, if that's what
a midlight christ crisis.

Speaker 4 (20:03):
Is, then I'll off for it.

Speaker 5 (20:04):
All right, there you go.

Speaker 8 (20:07):
He at least you want to come to an ice bath.
I'm on over join the crisis. What's the most embarrassing
thing that's ever happened to you?

Speaker 4 (20:15):
All morning, so early this morning off the air, we
were having this conversation, Hey, what's what's the most embarrassing
thing that's ever happened to you? And we've all got
at least one, but you know what, you know, who
else has one?

Speaker 5 (20:32):
Ed Sharon, I was.

Speaker 13 (20:33):
Playing a city in Europe. This is like twenty eighteen,
twenty nineteen, and my best mate was out with his
mum and his sister and we sort of started drinking espresso,
not espresso what they call Kathy petrine. Yeah, And then
I went to bed and I got up in the
middle of the night to have a pea, and I
was sleeping naked, and I walked out to have a

(20:55):
pee and then I hear a door close and opened
my eyes and I'm in the corridor naked, no key.
It's like four am, and I'm like, oh, what am
I going to do? And I'm kind of looking around
and as I look around, it's like CCTV ce TV and.

Speaker 4 (21:10):
I'm like, wooh, this is not good.

Speaker 13 (21:12):
And there was like room someone had had room service,
and I went to go and get the napkin and
I put the napkin on clicks the lift went down
to the lobby. Bear in mind, it's like four am
and there's like people working in the hotel and I'll
just kind of walk with this thing.

Speaker 4 (21:26):
And I was like, please can you and please can
you not tell anyone about this?

Speaker 13 (21:31):
In my security guard went to go and wipe all
the cecc well, he told me he wiped it. He
might might have kept it for blackmail. But yeah, I
think that's the most embarrassing thing that I've ever done.

Speaker 5 (21:41):
And his friend still has it.

Speaker 4 (21:44):
That's a good start. But the espresso martini with tequila.
Either way, it's delicious, but it does things to you.

Speaker 8 (21:51):
Can you just picture Ed Sharing with the tablecloth wrapped
around his waist coming out of the elevator into the lobby.

Speaker 4 (21:58):
Okay, so so your most embarrassing thing, I got.

Speaker 6 (22:02):
One, so many, so I'll tell you one. This happened
like ten years ago. I was driving in a small
town in Massachusetts and for some reason i ran. It
was like there was like a police detail around, like
a construction site, and I ran over one of the
orange cones by accident. So the police officer on duty
flagged me down and he's like pull over, screaming at me,

(22:24):
like screaming.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
He goes get out of the car, and.

Speaker 6 (22:27):
I want you to pull the cone from underneath your
car and put it back to where it's supposed to be.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
So he's like, crawl underneath the car and get it.
I was so mortified.

Speaker 6 (22:40):
I mean I was like on my hands and knees
trying to you know, because it was under the car
it was hard to get out. And then he made
me walk it over to the site job and place
it down. I was everyone and there was like a
line of traffic and everyone's watching me do it.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
It was the most mortifying thing that's ever happened. That
fee's like a.

Speaker 14 (22:58):
Lawsuit to me, Liza, Yeah, I'm underneath the car to
get it.

Speaker 4 (23:03):
Oh my god, come after you. Yeah, drawling on her
hands and knees like a dog. Yeah, okay, I've got one.
I may have told this once on the show some
time ago. But I was driving home from of course
the South Shore, maybe the Cape, and really really had

(23:23):
to go to the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
Oh I remember this story.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
Like, you know, one of those ones where it's so
bad and you're in traffic.

Speaker 5 (23:29):
Yeah, right, so bad. You have to keep.

Speaker 4 (23:31):
Squirming in your seat while you're driving. You're afraid it's
just going to just explode.

Speaker 5 (23:36):
The turtle was coming out of the show. God, you
have no idea how bad it was. You're getting that
pain right for your abdomen.

Speaker 4 (23:42):
So finally I got to an exit. It with the
exit off of one twenty eight over in Needham where
that Marriott hotel is. I said, oh, no, there's a hotel.
When I finally get to that exit, and I didn't
even know if i'd make it. So I finally get
to the exit and I get off the exit and
I pull into the parking lot at the hotel. I
had to go so bad. I couldn't get out of
my seat in the car right like, I'm trying to squirm,

(24:06):
and you know, I was squeezing my cha, where did
you go? I couldn't walk, didn't even walk to the hotel,
so I basically opened the door of the car and
just pooped in the park.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
That's pretty embarrassing.

Speaker 4 (24:29):
And for weeks all I worried about was whether or
not somebody caught me on cell phone video. You dropped
a steamer in the parking lot?

Speaker 2 (24:37):
How did you get your pants down?

Speaker 4 (24:40):
I got them down? And then what's worse is then
I had to like squirm my way into the hotel
to go to the restroom and kind of wash up.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
Yeah, oh boy, wow, and you're so o c d
to happen.

Speaker 4 (24:54):
I was freaked out, Like, I mean, so you've been
there so bad?

Speaker 5 (24:59):
I was wedding?

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Was it date daylight?

Speaker 5 (25:02):
Oh? Broad daylights?

Speaker 4 (25:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (25:04):
Did you take a peek around to see?

Speaker 4 (25:06):
If not before I didn't have time to even peak.
It was after him, like, oh man, oh where am I?

Speaker 17 (25:14):
Wow?

Speaker 8 (25:15):
That was the two good ones Billy in the parking
lot and Lisa. This is gonna be a good topic time.

Speaker 4 (25:23):
Yeah, and topic time is the next six, one, seven, nine, eight.
To give us a call, they can send a talkback
justin how do they do that? Nice and easy?

Speaker 8 (25:31):
Record your message right into your phone and the iHeartRadio
app downloaded. It's free. Well kiss one. Await this little
microphone there that you pressed, and that'll prompt you.

Speaker 4 (25:39):
It's that easy. Your single most embarrassing moment Topic time
six one seven nine three one one one. Wait, give
us a call right now.

Speaker 12 (25:47):
Now it's topic time with a Billy and Lisa.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
In the morning.

Speaker 4 (25:51):
Okay, so we got to talking. You know, it'd be
a great topic. The most embarrassing thing that ever happened
to you?

Speaker 5 (25:58):
I told mine.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
Lisa told her justin do you have one?

Speaker 8 (26:01):
I kind of want you to retell yours. Billy Bob
pooped in a parking lot. He had to go so bad.

Speaker 12 (26:10):
You have to pull the sound clip from Family Guy
of Stuie and Bryan pick up my poop?

Speaker 4 (26:15):
Oh yeah, pick up my poop.

Speaker 17 (26:18):
Poop.

Speaker 4 (26:18):
I'm not picking up your poop.

Speaker 5 (26:19):
Hey, you pick up that poop.

Speaker 4 (26:21):
You had him poop. You know, you said, just think
about the most embarrassing moment, and you know, I'm sorry,
but that was mine.

Speaker 8 (26:29):
That is a good one.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
You're so ocd too.

Speaker 5 (26:33):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (26:34):
I went right to the car wash and everything just
I felt like I needed to walk through the car wash. Yeah, well, ed, Sharon.

Speaker 8 (26:40):
You know, he told the story of getting locked in
the hallway at a hotel naked. I did get into
a fistfight butt naked.

Speaker 6 (26:49):
You.

Speaker 8 (26:49):
No, I kicked, but I did well in the fight.
But the embarrassing part was when all was said and
done and it was broken up. It was at a
pool party and I looked around and everyone was staring
at me, just butt naked and horror. And I think
it was it was like September. So oh boy, oh yeah,
all right, let's open it up. Let's go to Sonny.

(27:10):
She's first in Brockton. Good morning, Sonny. Your most embarrassing
moment ago.

Speaker 18 (27:16):
Before leaving a trip from Florida back to Boston, I
puked in the car right right when we got to
the airport, and when I was walking in, there was
puke all over my face as I was walking in
and everybody was looking at me.

Speaker 5 (27:30):
Oh wow, So then what.

Speaker 18 (27:35):
So And then I have to go get changed could like, yeah,
I to get myself cleaned up, and it was really
embarrassing for me and that.

Speaker 4 (27:43):
Yeah, all right, Well that's coming to us from Brockton
this morning. So far, it's been a messy some messy moments.

Speaker 8 (27:49):
Well, yeah, sometimes the most embarrassing moments are a little messy.

Speaker 15 (27:52):
I was just telling my coworkers the story the other
day about twenty years ago. I work in the medical field.
I went to call a patient and I opened up
the door. He was the most handsome patient we've ever had. God,
I still remember him. And I looked and as I
was about to call his name, I sneezed and simultaneously
did the loudest shop is fart you've ever heard, the

(28:15):
waiting and just looked at me. I turned around, closed
the door, and someone else had to call him in.

Speaker 4 (28:21):
Oh boy, a handsome guy in the hospital. And Johnny,
I bet he still talks about it.

Speaker 7 (28:28):
Okay, So most embarrassing thing that happened to me was
I was going to the bathroom on an antrakt train
and you know how they don't have the closing doors.
They have like the big sliding door. Well, for some reason,
the sliding door quickly opened when we hit like a bump,
and I'm pretty sure somebody was waiting there to go
to the bathroom, and I just bare cheeks got up

(28:49):
and closed the door.

Speaker 4 (28:50):
Oh boy, oh oh, we have an anonymous on the phone,
which means it's pretty. That's a good story. Okay, Anonymous,
your most embarrassing moment?

Speaker 5 (29:04):
Ago?

Speaker 4 (29:04):
Oh the gone?

Speaker 1 (29:05):
Oh oh, honestly, I saw it. It was their credit card
got to nine.

Speaker 4 (29:10):
Okay, this is the Billy and Lisa Morning Show. Anonymous
callers can never drop. They have to hang on the
line once you call in and commit as anonymous. But
we'll take most stories. Your most embarrassing moment. Now we
have Ali on the phone. Good morning, Ali, give us
your story.

Speaker 10 (29:29):
Hi, good morning. I was on vacation with my family
and getting ready. My daughter let herself out of the
hotel room. She was probably three. I ran after her.
I was completely topless on my underwear, walked myself out
of the hotel room, used her as a shield, and

(29:49):
had to basically go down to the lobby to get
myself a key for my room.

Speaker 4 (29:55):
Oh how far was the lobby.

Speaker 10 (29:59):
Like floors on an elevator.

Speaker 5 (30:03):
Did anybody get on the elevator?

Speaker 10 (30:06):
No, but plenty of people saw me in the lobby.

Speaker 4 (30:08):
Yeah, oh boy, there's a problem there.

Speaker 10 (30:11):
My daughter was very cute, so she was a good distraction.

Speaker 4 (30:15):
Yeah, okay, pretty, Let's go to Sarah next. Sarah, what's
your story?

Speaker 12 (30:21):
Hi?

Speaker 19 (30:22):
So I went to math Art and I'm a teacher.

Speaker 20 (30:26):
I was talking with another teacher who went to math
Art as well, and I go, oh, my god, did
you see that new dorm building They made the treehouse
That is the ugliest building. And she looked at me
and she goes, I helped design that though.

Speaker 4 (30:41):
Oh yeah, sometimes your so what did you say?

Speaker 20 (30:48):
I tried to backtrack so fast.

Speaker 19 (30:51):
I was like, oh, you know, guy, it's just the
colors on it.

Speaker 20 (30:54):
At least you like. I just wanted to die. I
wanted to die.

Speaker 4 (30:58):
Wow, that's a good one too. I guess good ones
coming in. Go ahead, Justice.

Speaker 21 (31:01):
This is probably my most embarrassing moment. I was in
Cleveland watching the Indians game baseball game, and Coca Crisp
hit a follow ball and hit me in the chest.
The ball landed in my lap. The entire game stopped.
Everyone looked at me. They put my face on the
jumbo tron, and the e mts came down to see

(31:24):
if I.

Speaker 4 (31:24):
Was all right.

Speaker 21 (31:25):
It was probably my most embarrassing that's ever happened to me.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
Sounds like it were you okay.

Speaker 8 (31:32):
I think she's okay.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Coco Chris what a throwback? Yeah, great, great name too.

Speaker 4 (31:41):
Yeah and a fan fa.

Speaker 5 (31:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:44):
Let's go to Christina and Bridgewater. Go ahead, Christina, your
most embarrassing moment.

Speaker 22 (31:49):
Hey, good morning guys. Been long left there. I love
you guys. I actually had car trouble making a lot
of noise, and I'm like, what is this? You know,
I don't know what's going on? So you were CRV.
I'm like, don't know. Go to the mechanic. He pulls
open my gloss compartment and I had all my you know,
personal feminine products dashed in there, and they were in

(32:11):
the fans. They were did the car created like a
noise like oh he was not, you know, all inside
the fan tearing up my inside of my car and
making this huge rattling No. It's kind of embarrassing.

Speaker 5 (32:26):
Were they toys?

Speaker 4 (32:28):
No? No, no, no?

Speaker 7 (32:30):
No?

Speaker 22 (32:30):
Personal hygiene products?

Speaker 5 (32:32):
Okay? Yeah, I know. Good one.

Speaker 4 (32:36):
Anonymous is back. Okay, Anonymous, let's go. Let's go, Hi Billy.

Speaker 19 (32:43):
This is my like one of the most one of
my most embarrassing, like vacation things. I was over in
Italy last year and I was in Gucci and I
picked up a couple bags from myself and a couple
pair of sunglasses. So, you know, you know, the lady,
the sales person's like, oh, sit down, they're pouring me
spackling wine. They're giving me a car ride back to

(33:04):
my hotel. Blah blah blah. You know, the show was closed,
you know, it was closing. So I get a call
and she says, oh, your credit card's not going through.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
I says, what do you mean?

Speaker 19 (33:14):
You know, so I went up to the credit card people,
you know, it's in the store and one of the
bags I picked out was not thirty five, you know,
one hundred dollars. It was thirty five thousand year rows. Okay,
So I was like going back. I'm like, oh my god,
and she's like, you know, then the.

Speaker 20 (33:31):
Salesperson, I says like, I can't get this one.

Speaker 19 (33:34):
You know, it's like it was like thirty six thousand dollars.
And she's like, oh, but there's only two of them.
Look at and she's showing me her iPad. One is
in London and one is there. I'm like, I don't
care where is he from. So I didn't get a
cab back to my hotel, but I did get wine
and I got my other bag and two pairs of sunglasses.
But that was pretty embassable.

Speaker 4 (33:53):
Oh that's great, Look at you girlfriend, multiple buys in
the Gucci shop in Italy.

Speaker 5 (33:58):
Let's go to Medillin.

Speaker 4 (34:00):
What meth down from Marblehead. Her neighbor is from Marlborough.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (34:06):
Okay, uh hi? What's your name?

Speaker 11 (34:10):
Methuen from Marlborough.

Speaker 4 (34:11):
Your name is maths Owan. Hey, what's up, Mathon? I
was in Mathoon yesterday.

Speaker 11 (34:23):
Awesome, you'll never forget me.

Speaker 8 (34:24):
Then?

Speaker 4 (34:26):
It is a story.

Speaker 11 (34:27):
Boy, five six years ago, I was dating this gull
who was a Panamanian, and I went to Marianna Rivera's
house and basically was talking to him. He was asking him.
He was asking me what I do, and I asked
him what he was doing.

Speaker 4 (34:45):
Who are you and what do you do?

Speaker 10 (34:48):
Ye?

Speaker 4 (34:48):
Marion Rivera is a pretty big deal. Oh yeah, yeah,
we're going back to Marlborough.

Speaker 5 (34:54):
It's Christine. Hey, Christine, do you know maths Owen?

Speaker 3 (34:58):
No?

Speaker 4 (34:58):
I don't know, Maillan, go ahead, what's your story?

Speaker 10 (35:03):
All right?

Speaker 20 (35:03):
Well? Really quick? Tsa walking through I had a lump
as they were feeling my leg on the inside of
my knee. I had no clue what it was. The
woman looked up at me. I'm like, no, really, I
don't know, and I felt up my leg and I
had life going under her and there from when I
grabbed him from the driver and ran out my car

(35:25):
to go to the airport, and she pulled out my
under ears like held him up.

Speaker 4 (35:34):
That's embarrassing, embarrassing, Adrian and Nata, go ahead, Adrian, your
worst embarrassing moment.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
Hey, guys, not as bad as yours, Billy. But on Thanksgiving,
we just finished dinner, you know, all the leftovers. We're
going to get everything ready. I'm at a friend's house
and you know, he's about to get the turkey offset
and divide it up between everyone, and I go to
get a glass from the cupboard and I dropped it
in the turkey and it shattered.

Speaker 4 (36:04):
Everywhere.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
It was so embarrassing.

Speaker 4 (36:07):
Lot of work, totally, yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
A lot of work.

Speaker 19 (36:12):
And that was that.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
I mean, there was no going back. And it was
his favorite glass. It was one of those like a
red stripe beer bottle made into a glass or whatever
it was. It was just like, get me out of here,
I'm done.

Speaker 5 (36:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
Was it Thanksgiving or something? Yeah? Yeah, okay, let's go
to Laurie. She's in Salem by the way. Salem's coming
up on like the four hundred year celebration or something.
Go ahead, Laurie, what have you got most embarrassing moment?

Speaker 17 (36:36):
Most embarrassing moment I was. I worked for a pharmaceutical
company and this was way back in the early two
thousands where up in Manchester by the Sea, they used
to have these scavenger hunts and you know, everybody grabs
anything from their house to they call up an item
and if you have it, you get up this So
that's how you win. Well, everything gets wet, people are drinking,

(36:57):
and so at the end of the night you just
throw everything in a back. I gonna do it in
the back of my car, no big deal, kind of
forgot about it, big trunk. Well I have to I
don't know. A month later, I have to go pick
up a position from the airport who's coming in And
I pick them up and I opened the trunk to
you know, have him put a suitcase in there. And
when he pushed his suitcase, the bad rolled and there

(37:19):
was a vibrator that rolled right out in front of them.

Speaker 8 (37:26):
Wow, wow, we can keep going with this topic.

Speaker 23 (37:28):
We have so many probably have a million embarrassing moments,
but how many of us have told someone congratulations that
they were pregnant visibly and they weren't.

Speaker 8 (37:40):
You're never saying that, man, kid, the talkback's coming on this.
We will talk more about the embarrassing moments on Kiss
one Oka Kiss one O eight.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
Okay, don't forget. Sabrina Carpenter is the artist of the day.
You're listening for two Sabrina songs back to back in
a row. You be called twenty five six, one seven,
nine to three one one one eight. You win that
incredible prize, that fly away, that trip to Universal Orlando
and justin.

Speaker 5 (38:05):
We're also still looking for.

Speaker 4 (38:06):
The guy who was at the Socks game last night
and caught not one, but two file balls in one game.

Speaker 8 (38:11):
Yeah, the guy in the blue jacket, if you know him,
tell him to hit us.

Speaker 9 (38:15):
Up rips file man the decad into the seats fast.
This is so terrifically listen to catch that. That's his
second onst You know, oh he does have two.

Speaker 4 (38:28):
Have a night here you go, get a good look
in the blue jacket right there.

Speaker 8 (38:32):
Yep, And these are line drives off the bat. Third
base line. I mean, people go their whole lives without
catching one foul ball. You got two in one game.
So if anyone knows him, tell him to give us
a call or leave us a talkback. Also, what you
missed on the show this morning, You guys tried to
ambush me with a story about midlife crisis. Yeah, I
guess I check every box for having a midlife crisis.

Speaker 4 (38:55):
But you know what, I'm nice and happy.

Speaker 24 (38:56):
Okay, Honestly, during that midlife crisis segment, justin saying that
he couldn't be happier. Honestly, that made my day and
I'm so happy for you Justin you deserve it. Don't
listen to the haters, but honestly, that was awesome.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Good for you.

Speaker 8 (39:10):
By the way, if you ask my wife, she would agree. Yes,
she says it all the time when I'm having a
midlife crisis.

Speaker 5 (39:18):
Yes, us that.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
Know you intimately know that you're going through something.

Speaker 8 (39:21):
I'm nice and happy. So that's what Matt, Thank you
our topic time a few minutes ago. We got a
lot of good talkbacks on this the most embarrassing moment
in your life. We'll play a bunch of them back
in the wrap up at nine forty, but this was
an explosive topic. Good morning, guys.

Speaker 7 (39:36):
The most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me is
with my coworkers figured out that I've been leaving talkbacks
and have a giant crush on Billy Costack.

Speaker 8 (39:43):
WHOA, It's all right, keep them coming, Bud,
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