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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey guys, So welcome back Easter Week, Marathon week, the
marathon coming up on Monday.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Let's talk about the weather for a second. Lease. It's
going to beautiful today.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Yeah, we're going to hit sixty, but it's going to
be kind of breezy. But then the weekend's looking nice,
like some sun and tempts in the upper seventies on Saturday.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
We could hit eighty degrees on Saturday, imagine. And the
marathon weather's looking perfect for the runners too. Yeah, so
we'll take it meantime. Do you remember when making one
hundred thousand dollars a year was the magic number? Right?

Speaker 2 (00:31):
That was the measuring stick for a lot of people
to success.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Once you hit six figures, you thought, okay, this is good.
I can pay my bills not so much anymore, No,
not so much. And they're basically basing it on rent
for a two betom apartment, daycare, transportation, health insurance, food
and utilities taxes, and four to one K contributions of
five hundred dollars a month. And we have the list
of cities where you're going to come up short, like
literally making one hundred thousand dollars a year, and the

(00:56):
number one city where you come up short is San Jose, California.
It's in Silicon Valley, So that's the priciest spot in
the US.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
So you're going to come.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Up short, no plans of going to You're going to.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
Come up short by twenty two hundred dollars a month.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Wow, Wow, that's a lot.

Speaker 5 (01:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
San Francisco is number two. And guess what's number three?

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Guys busting yeap. One hundred grand doesn't can't cut it.

Speaker 5 (01:22):
You're still broke. That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Can't make ends meet on one hundred grand a year?
And again recently it was the magic number. It was
that was the sign of success.

Speaker 6 (01:33):
And you wonder why people are using afterpay now an
affirm for topic time.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah it's hot out here.

Speaker 7 (01:39):
Wow, that's And then you're saying for a family, I'm
a single person and that that's not really enough for
me and my single friends. Like I used to think
what my dad was like, providing for a family of
six on probably like one hundred yees one hundred and twenty.
Now at my age, one hundred doesn't even As a
single person, you can barely afford struggling.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Everything's based on duel income now too Yeah, the prices
have gone up, the rents have gone up, daycare has
gone up because they assume that you are a two
earner situation.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Curious, what's the number four and five?

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Okay, so number four is Honolulu, Hawaii. Hawaii is always
at the top of every list. It's just really expensive
to live.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
There because it's so beautiful.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
I'm guessing, well, right, and it's an island island prices.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah, and what's after home?

Speaker 3 (02:22):
I've never I've never heard of this town, Oxnard, California.

Speaker 5 (02:26):
Oh I have.

Speaker 7 (02:27):
It's I believe it's like in the Sacramento type area,
like central California.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
We're not going there.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
No, DC's next on the list, and then La and
then San Diego, Seattle, and Poughkeepsie, New York, which is weird.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
New York City is not on the list.

Speaker 5 (02:42):
I know.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
There's no way you're living on one hundred grand in
New York City unless you've got five roommates.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
We went to New York for two hours.

Speaker 6 (02:49):
I think I spent five hundred bucks. But Boston is expensive.
It's why I moved up ninety three over the border.

Speaker 7 (02:57):
Yeah, that's why you're in New Hampshire, you know, Justin
every time I pay my rent. I think you maybe
Justin's onto something.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Like telling you, man, after all you made fun of
him about over the border.

Speaker 7 (03:08):
After all I've made fun of him for it. I'm like,
you know, Stalem's a nice town village just ten minutes
from from Massachusetts border.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Probably get your deal in Tuscan Village.

Speaker 5 (03:18):
Oh okay, I'll I'll definitely do that.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Come on, Joe Farrell, you're listening, buddy.

Speaker 6 (03:24):
Yeah, Well, you know it's a it's it's a tough economy.
It's only getting worse for sure. You know, it's a
tough time.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
We can move to Little Rock, Arkansas or El Paso, Texas,
where you're gonna have some money left over after paying
your bills, and.

Speaker 5 (03:38):
Then we'll be doing what with that nothing because it
was a well.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
That's probably why money left over, because there's nothing to do.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
If I was in Texas, I'd be drinking tequila twenty
four hours. Yeah, al Paso is that what part of
Texas is?

Speaker 8 (03:55):
That?

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Is that it's near the border.

Speaker 7 (03:58):
It's southwest, best part of I believe Southwest.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Yeah. I think you go there to hide a lot
of weird movies happen in El Paso, Texas.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
It's so true.

Speaker 7 (04:12):
Yeah, that is, it is true, but it's really it's
really tough out here, especially in this general area.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
So well, we're way up there on the list. Wow,
number three.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
That's scary.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
That is scary.

Speaker 5 (04:22):
But please's point. I cannot believe that New York is
not even on the I know, on that list.

Speaker 6 (04:27):
But well, you know what is Hawaii Marathon's coming up Monday,
big race. There's also another big race that we're talking
about on the Billy and Lisa show.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
That's on Weird Stories.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Next story, Kids.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
One wait with Billy and Lisa's Weird Stories.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
Wow, this is a weird day, Okay, and I've got
a very weird story. This is I don't think this
has ever been done before, but it's a true thing.
It's a sperm race. And these two kids, all right,
this is real.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
Listen up.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
One kid goes to UCLA, one kid goes to USC
and they are full blown sperm athletes. They're giving thousands
of dollars per week to fine tune their sperm, and
they are detailing everything from the vitamins to the pineapple
juice they're chugging.

Speaker 9 (05:15):
I came up with the idea I think three months ago.
So this billionaire ended up finding at outs in New York.
He was like, you know, what was the craziest idea
that you have that's not your current company, And that
was like a sperm racing and it's something that I've
been wanting to do for a while, right, So, like
ever since I was two, I always wanted to sperm
race and relive the memories. But what was kind of
interesting was once we got a little bit further, it
was like, okay, like sperm is actually a very important biomarker.

(05:37):
It's an agrib biomarker. So the healthier you are, the
faster sperm moves. So we're trying to turn this health
into competition by you know, making people healthier using improving
the bio markers, right and stuff like that. And then
the finish line is basically how it works is you
have a sperm go through microflutic and then we have
something called rao taxis and it basically pushes against the

(05:58):
current of the sperm, similarly a reproductive system to make
the sperm move from point H point B. And there's
a finish line at the end.

Speaker 4 (06:06):
Super sperm.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
Yeah, no, this is a real thing, and they're having
the event on April. They're having an event on April
twenty fifth.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
What's at the event.

Speaker 4 (06:14):
It's at the Hollywood Palladium.

Speaker 6 (06:16):
It's for science, like the sperm off. Yes, I mean,
I don't know what's going to happen at the event,
but well.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
They'll probably you know, they'll probably talk about their findings
and who won the race.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
So these two young fellas ye, right, So are they
like just spending a lot of time alone in a room?

Speaker 3 (06:33):
Well well, well right, because they need they need samples obviously.
But I looked up pineapple juice chugging and why yeah,
it does actually help with blood flow.

Speaker 6 (06:43):
So yeah, I have heard that as well. Listen, they're
doing it for science, so you know, you know what,
they're promoting a healthier lifestyle.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Yeah, sure, you know. Yeah, I think the weird story
thing is taking a truck. It's really taking.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
It was one of the lead stories ONMC.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Yeah, they cover sports, and I've got one for you here.
I actually saw this story last night. I think it
was on Inside Edition. So this principle of an elementary
school had a party at her home and there were
a hundred kids there drinking heavily, like they were all hammered.

(07:27):
They were fighting. Oh my god, yeah, all kinds of fistfights. Now,
one of the school teachers from the school was actually
at the party and what I tell you, staggering drunk
and that's when police showed up.

Speaker 10 (07:41):
Well you know, I'm a teacher.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
Did you put up in that part?

Speaker 11 (07:45):
It's teacher Carly Anderson from Coco Beach, Florida, slurs her words,
swear's the police right before they arrest her.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
I was here, hang, you know this party, I.

Speaker 11 (07:56):
Mean, students were there for a so called white Live party,
a trend on social media. Teens wear white T shirts
with handwritten little white Live slogans like I'll study in
the morning and I never post on social media.

Speaker 5 (08:09):
There was like two hundred kids here drinking.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Okay, and you're drunk as well.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
You are, I smell you smell it?

Speaker 8 (08:18):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (08:19):
Why are you yelling.

Speaker 11 (08:20):
Because you're here with your boss having a party with
two kids who are drinking.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Get out of my face.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
Now, wow, many levels of awful.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Yeah, are you shocked it's a social media trend.

Speaker 4 (08:35):
The white Live Party.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Yeah, not at all.

Speaker 5 (08:37):
I'm not shocked. As in Florida.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
Yeah, Cooco.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
Yeah, yeah, actually Orlando, I think yeah, I would have
said Tampa, but Tampa trash.

Speaker 6 (08:46):
Yeah, that's it's crazy. The body cam footage like she
is clearly oh my god.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
I have to see the video hilarious.

Speaker 5 (08:54):
But the prince, but like the multiple teachers were at
this party is crazy and there two hundred kids insane.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
You want the kicker.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Yeah, she wasn't fired. She's still working at the school.
Both the principal and the teacher are working at the school.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
Still, where's the line here?

Speaker 1 (09:10):
I love the line where the cops said you and
all of these kids are drunk and she goes so last.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Wow, oh boy.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
We're coming up on Entertainment Time magazine out with the
tannual list of most Influential.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
We're not on it.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
We did not make the list, by the way, Snoop did.
He's going to be hosting the Galley. He's coming out
with the gospel album We'll hear from him. Fire Festival too.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
I don't think this comes as a shock.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
It's been postponed and the Jersey Sure came to Fendwaite
Park yesterday.

Speaker 12 (09:44):
We've got that more standby Florida, all right, lennyandall what's
going on?

Speaker 13 (09:49):
This is post malone.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Wake Up.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
We're back with Billy and Lisa in the Morning and
kiss One.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Await Boss's number one hit music station.

Speaker 4 (09:58):
Now the entertainment of with a Billy Constat.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Time Magazine out with it so well. Let's annual list
of one hundred most to influential Ed. Shearon, Demi Moore,
Serena Williams, Blake Lively, Kristen Bell, Christin Wig, Hozier, President Trump,
and d Laon Mosk all on the list.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
So is Joe Rogan and Nicky Glazer.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
Snoop is not only on the list, He's going to
host The Gallow which is coming up May fourth on
ABC ED. Shearon and Miles Smith will perform. Miles Smith
is very good. He's very new. He was new to
The Countdown several weeks ago. He's really good. And I
can't cancel that. I'm sorry my phone was ringing.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
But Snoop. Snoop says he might be coming out with
a new gospel albums.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
A gospel out May for twenty seven. That is good.
Bony wonly do what it doing? Holy, Holy, do it?

Speaker 12 (10:54):
Do it?

Speaker 2 (10:57):
Whose voice is that?

Speaker 5 (10:58):
I'm not sure who on the album with him?

Speaker 4 (11:01):
Yeah, I have to say a nice thing about the time.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
Thing is like Ed Sharon is on the list, but
Chris Helmsworth wrote the piece about Ed Sharon, so they
pair them up with different celebrities.

Speaker 4 (11:12):
Oh, I see, it's really cool.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
That's cool.

Speaker 6 (11:15):
And Snoop didn't get it for being an artist. He
got it for being an innovator, right, which is interesting.

Speaker 4 (11:19):
Yeah, the categories are really interesting this year.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
What did Blake Lively get it for? She got it
for annoyance?

Speaker 4 (11:25):
No, she got it for let me look it up here.
I'm sorry I don't have it as that's all right,
that's all right.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
What Snoop things.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
I want to thank me for believing in me.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
I want to thank me for doing all this hard work.
I want to thank me for having no days off.

Speaker 14 (11:39):
She got it.

Speaker 4 (11:39):
She's in the Titans category.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
Titan Yes, Serena Williams, Blake Lively, Simone Biles.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
Wow, Blake Lively could have been the most annoying celebrity
of the year.

Speaker 4 (11:51):
I know, I can't believe she's in this category.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
So what about Justin Baldoni. Shouldn't he be on the
list or something else?

Speaker 4 (11:57):
He's not on the list.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
No, boy, there's some politics in place right there.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Yeah, so Snoop's gonna host the gala, and the edgher
and will perform at the gala, and yeah, so it's
gonna be big.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
I'm surprised.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Sabrina Carpenter, Billy Eilish, Hour on a Grande, Chapel Rome.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
Why are they not on the list in some category?

Speaker 5 (12:15):
I don't know, because they all really good years last year.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
And they all made a difference in different ways, Like
Chapel Rome really was an influence to a lot of
young people.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
You know what I mean. Yeah, there were a lot
of missing names on there for sure.

Speaker 5 (12:28):
Billy Yep.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
Next year, Bell.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Wouldn't hurt Yep, wouldn't hurt, you know what I'm saying.
Chapel Rome, by the way, on Bowen Yang's podcast this week,
and she says performing on Saturday Night Live could be
one of the hardest things you do.

Speaker 5 (12:45):
Your whole career.

Speaker 15 (12:46):
Everyone says nothing is harder than us at all, nothing
is harder than us.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Sound it's like, but also like that it is so
live and there is no like your band is live.

Speaker 5 (12:58):
That's like the scariest part.

Speaker 16 (13:00):
It's like the movie Magic, like girl, It's rare that
you see anyone playing like anything for real.

Speaker 12 (13:06):
On TV, Like it is not most of the time.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
For real. She's pretty cool. She's a cool lady, cool lady.
Benson Boone just performed at Coachella with Brian May. Remember
that Brian May from Queen. He says it was awesome.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
Honestly, I take that as a huge compliment.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
I'm not trying to be anybody else but myself, but
like to hear that is it is incredible. Yeah, everybody
was so impressed with that performance. I think we actually
have a clip.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Let's go that settles it. I'm going home. I'm gonna
watch it for a seventh time.

Speaker 6 (13:55):
He did a flip. You know, he does the flips, right.
He did a flip from like ten feet high on
the stage. It's crazy.

Speaker 7 (14:03):
You know, everyone was saying that it got lost on
the gen Z audience that was at coach I mean
they all used after pay to get there, No way, really, Yeah,
they were saying if he did it at Glastonbury, which
is obviously in you know London, I mean, I mean England.
You know, Brian May's a legend, Queen's legend in that area.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
You're saying, like people didn't know the song. Yeah, I
don't think it get lost on any I don't think so.

Speaker 7 (14:25):
They're saying the audience there. I mean, obviously this, but
it just felt like it probably would have better to do.
And Glastonbury was iconic. It was an iconic performance.

Speaker 5 (14:34):
He killed it.

Speaker 4 (14:35):
He can rock a jumpsuit, that guy, He really can.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:37):
He and Harry styles, those two guys.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Maybe they should tour together the jumpsuit bros.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
Oh he could open for Harry, he could. Oh yeah,
Fire Festival too. Apparently not going to happen. Is that
a shock to anybody? This guy is a complete maniac.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
You guys, we live in Boston and we knew that
this wasn't happening when it was on the Today Show.

Speaker 4 (14:58):
We kept saying this, there's no one coming, there are
no artists.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
He even admitted, No, nobody's booked yet. I don't have
any book didn't have anything booked, didn't even have Mexico booked.
No Mexico.

Speaker 5 (15:10):
I had no idea they were.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
Where was blaming Mexico?

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Yeah, what Mexico do?

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Don't talk to me about Mexico. I know everything about
Mexic call my family owns the house in Mexic call now.
In the meantime, I was watching a network piece I
think it was CBS this morning on the Fire Festival
cancelation or postponement, and you'll be shocked. There were people
who did buy the million dollar plus packages for Fire

(15:38):
Festival two. And he's telling all of these people they'll
get their money back from home.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
The guyser crook about don't.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
We have there's a female DJ I think her name
is Jules, who was booked to perform at Fire Festival two.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
We've got her.

Speaker 15 (15:55):
He basically framed it as a bunch of beach clubs
that they're taking over in Mexico.

Speaker 5 (16:00):
I asked a bunch of questions.

Speaker 4 (16:02):
He seemed surprised to hear so many questions from me.

Speaker 15 (16:05):
He told me that the other artists haven't been giving
him any kind of a pushback. My theory is that
if the festival even happens, if they can get this
amount of money.

Speaker 17 (16:15):
It's going to just be a really chill, boring, little
beach club moment with some people. I don't think it's
going to be anything interesting, and therefore that would be
a waste of my time.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
I think It's kind of cute that some people actually
thought it was going to happen, especially given what happened
to the firefest.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
When we want shame on me twice, shame on you
or the other way around.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
This McFarland guy should be in a cage. You know,
this is not a normal human being.

Speaker 5 (16:44):
He was in jailly service time and then he came out.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
Should have been more time.

Speaker 5 (16:48):
Huge fines like upwards of twenty million.

Speaker 6 (16:50):
Well that's where the money went. Those million dollar tickets
went to the FID. Yeah, remember that question where the
money yet?

Speaker 7 (16:58):
If I can sell twenty, if I can men's twenty,
dumbasses to give me a million dollars fine and.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
Then walk away.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
Yeah. So the Accountant Too is coming out next Friday,
April twenty fifth, and Ben Affleck took all the kids,
his kids is and j Loo's kids to the premiere.
He says he's got nothing but love for everybody.

Speaker 18 (17:16):
I don't read the stuff in like online much and
sometimes I get the sense that people perpetuate this idea
of like, I don't know, they want to find something
negative talking about like with the record like jeff A
Lobe spectacular great to my kids, great, ongoing relationship them.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
I love her kids. They're wonderful.

Speaker 18 (17:33):
She's enormously important, tremendous person of a lot of integrity
who I adore and I'm grateful to. I'm thrilled that
kids are here with me, and you know, that's the
kind of thing, like the relationships that you could have
with children like that's the joy of my life.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
And most kids are amazing. And I'm glad that this
is a movie I want to come to. I gotta
tell you the Accountant one.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
He was fabulous in it, the first Accountant movie.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
I actually I'm going to go to the theater and
I'm going to see it. It happens next weekend.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
I'll bet it's good. He had a very cool RV
in the first one. Very cool RV. Anyway.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
Britney Spears, who knew, did a cover of the Bobby
Brown song My Prerogative.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
Now that was twenty one years ago.

Speaker 14 (18:13):
Damn.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Bobby Brown now says she butchered that song.

Speaker 19 (18:17):
Britney Spears butchered, she butchered uh prerogatives. Teddy Riley produced it.
But that was a butchering that you know. I well,
you couldn't take it, but you but you, but you
cleared it. I cleared it only because it was Britney
Spears and I was thinking it right, she.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Gonna do it good? Yeah, yeah, yeah, nice Teddy Riley's
doing it.

Speaker 15 (18:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (18:43):
So you know.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
That I felt it was a butchering.

Speaker 4 (18:47):
It was a mess. It was a definite mess.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Oh yeah, that was a wow.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
She's a mess.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
Lisa.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
A truck pulled up with wine yesterday and it's your wine.
We hadn't I mean, you bought wine. You have a
Lisa's Club one.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
Yeah, we did the unveiling and it's ninety plus sellers.
It's called Celebrate Boston. It's a limited edition rose from
the South of France. It's Lisa's book Club one. It
has the kiss logo, it has the Lisa's book Club logo,
and we raise money for raising a reader or portion
of the proces.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
We'll go to them.

Speaker 4 (19:15):
Fifteen dollars a bottle.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
And you can get it at Cappies, at Curtis Liquors, Woodies,
all over the place.

Speaker 4 (19:21):
So just check your local retailer.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
Now, is there a legitimate reason that we haven't cracked
a bottle here on the show.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
I have one.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
I have a celebratory packing.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
Well, a lot of people DM me, They're like, what
does it taste like? So we're going to do a
taste test and we'll let you know. It's it's more
of a dry meantime.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
When's your next event?

Speaker 3 (19:40):
May seventh? Down and Hartford. The link is up on
my Instagram if you want to go. A lot of
people actually from you know here, are now living down
there and they're coming. So it's great and it's with
Carolyn Kapnis, who created the U series on Netflix.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
Can you live on one hundred grand down there?

Speaker 7 (19:54):
Yes, it's a big story to Hartford's a great place
to live one hundred grand Okay, Jersey's sure people.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
We're at Fenroy Parks shooting something yesterday. I want to
remind everybody Pully d from the Jersey Shore going to
be at Memoir tomorrow night.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
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Speaker 12 (20:25):
And there you go.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
Bring us some fresh wine.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
The prices. You've got no more of this old.

Speaker 4 (20:31):
Stuff, Lisa kiss only a justin.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
Let's hit the rewind button. What do you want to
focus on? From the eight.

Speaker 6 (20:37):
O'clock hour, we talked about the cost of living in Boston.
One hundred thousand dollars used to be enough. You know,
if you made six figures you'd live. Well, not so much,
especially in Boston.

Speaker 4 (20:47):
What number were we, Lisa, number three?

Speaker 2 (20:49):
Three? Yeah, so it's expensive.

Speaker 12 (20:51):
Good morning listening to you all talk about the cost
of Boston. I just moved from the Self Shore to
southern Maine. I just moved to Well, had a house
built up here, has a garage. It's two floors, it's beautiful.
I sold a little six hundred and fifty square foot
cottage for almost the same price I paid for this
house two hours from home. But it is it was

(21:14):
it was affordability, and I'm happy to still listen to
all of you.

Speaker 13 (21:18):
Have a great day.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
They go Winnie, Wells, Maine.

Speaker 5 (21:21):
Oh why message a two hour commune every time I
come to work?

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Well, I was assuming you wouldn't be coming anymore.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
Oh, we have fun, don't we have, kid That's what
we do, we kids.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
We have someone's fun here from the Planet Fitness Kids
one O eight Studios.

Speaker 16 (21:40):
We're back with a Villie and Liza in the morning,
I kiss eight.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
Welcome back, everybody. So much to talk about. The weather
is going to beautiful. Nice day today, nice day, tomorrow's
nice weekend, very warm on Saturday.

Speaker 4 (21:54):
Yeah, this is good. We're in a good pattern.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
And we've got Easter Sunday, and then we have the
marathon on Monday.

Speaker 14 (22:01):
Woo.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
This is a crazy week.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
And now you're looking at a list that things gen
z Ors losed in school that were and or useless.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
Basically, they're saying it's either not true, things they'll never use,
or things that are somewhat true. And I actually have
to agree with a lot of this stuff. Remember when
we all learned that Pluto was a planet. Yeah, yeah,
it's not really what is it? It's not a planet.
It was removed from the planet list. We always we
always knew that it was a planet, and it's something
that I'm still kind of going with.

Speaker 4 (22:31):
But yeah, it's no longer considered a plant.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
So it's just a cartoon now.

Speaker 5 (22:34):
Now it's a star.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
Yeah, okay, okay.

Speaker 4 (22:37):
The other thing is how how often do you write
in cursive?

Speaker 2 (22:41):
Never?

Speaker 1 (22:42):
Never anymore?

Speaker 6 (22:42):
I can't even I have a hard time with it.
I can't even sign my name my name. But they
don't teach cursive anymore.

Speaker 5 (22:49):
Oh I love writing cursive.

Speaker 4 (22:50):
Well they did. My kids did do it in elementary school.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
I don't think they do, but they but they don't
use it anymore because they're always on their on their chromebooks. Yeah, like, yep,
they're not really writing that much anymore.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
I legitimately cannot sign my name anymore, so I just scribbled.
My signature is never the same twice.

Speaker 7 (23:10):
Yeah, I always get confused on the Z the zs
like that back horse three type of situation three.

Speaker 5 (23:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (23:17):
Yeah, but when I was growing up as a kid,
you know, I had cold classes about cursives.

Speaker 8 (23:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (23:23):
Yes, you had to be able to pass cursive to
move on, able to write.

Speaker 4 (23:28):
Right now, just it's like it's obsolete.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
Remember the food pyramid, Yes, yes, but you learned about
an elementary school. Yeah, yeah, that's something that's I mean,
I guess it's probably still applicable, but it's no.

Speaker 4 (23:41):
One really talks about it anymore.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
What was the pyramid?

Speaker 3 (23:44):
It was basically like carbohydrates, proteins, fruits and vegetables.

Speaker 7 (23:48):
It would look like a pyramid and then would tell
you what you would have Like at the top would
be like what you would have probably least of it.

Speaker 5 (23:54):
You go down to show you like what you should
be eating more of?

Speaker 1 (23:57):
Ye?

Speaker 3 (23:58):
Yeah, you know, eat this spam like that, billy. I'm
sure that you grains and cereals, fruits and vegetables, meat and.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
Poultry, all the basic things you learned. I'm curious to
know if producer role they can write in cursive, Yes
she can, Yes, well she's extra special.

Speaker 6 (24:15):
And you know you're looking at the food pair of
But now you go on on social media and they're
people eating raw meat.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
So that's where we're at in twenty twenty.

Speaker 4 (24:23):
The pyramids getting bigger, I guess. So it's growing.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
Wow. Do you remember the time when bread didn't exist anymore?
I'm talking about Keito with all the crazy diets, and
then all of a sudden, you know, they were telling
us bread was killing us and restaurants couldn't serve it anymore.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. The war on carbs, that thing
and now it's bigger than ever. Again. Breads love bread
and bread is always taking for gotcha.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Yeah, it's bosh.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
I'm just saying, Okay, is there more of the list?

Speaker 4 (24:51):
What that you wouldn't always have a calculator in your pocket?

Speaker 2 (24:55):
Remember we used oh I literally said those words. They
did going to have a calculator in your pocket?

Speaker 1 (25:01):
And now we do, and now we do. Yeah, we
have everything on my phone, we do.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
That's crazy. Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (25:08):
You know what one is for me is that if
you don't go to college and get a degree, you'll
never get a good job make good money. Yeah, that's
the number one thing. And I don't know who taught
this to me, but I grew up with the idea that,
you know, being a plumber or a bus driver, you know,
or a train operator, we're like low end jobs. How
about this. My friends all have those jobs they were

(25:29):
They drive buses, they work in the union, and a
lot of electricians, and they all make more money than me.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Carpenters, contractors, and they're all working on their own schedule yep.
And they're all working for themselves and making a ton
of money.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
Yep.

Speaker 7 (25:42):
Yeah, college is if you don't Yeah, college is great.
I love college, but it's not it's not a guarantee.
Like I learned so much in college about life and
like life skills and like how to like have have relationships,
to like have a job, and like network. But like
every a lot of things I learned about this job
I learned from justin' you know what I mean, Like

(26:02):
I physically learned it while doing it.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
I would love to see a study, and I've always
wanted to see this, a study on how many people
are actually working in the field that they went to
a four year university four I'll bet it's a very
low number.

Speaker 5 (26:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
Yeah, yeah, I mean I communications.

Speaker 5 (26:23):
Yeah, me too.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
I was English and communication.

Speaker 4 (26:25):
Yeah, I was entrepreneurial studies and communication.

Speaker 5 (26:29):
Oh look, it's all communications and here we are communicating.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
Yeah, but it's not just like my first two years
of college at Merrimack, I was an English major, and
you know, I thought I was going to be a
school teacher or a speech ed teacher. Even when I
transferred to Emerson, I thought I was going to be
a high school speech teacher.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
Yeah, I'm not in high school.

Speaker 5 (26:47):
For the better because you're trying to talk to fifteen
year old kids.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
It would have been scary.

Speaker 6 (26:51):
Yeah, what you were communicating, Yeah, when he said the
Pluto is a star, it's not.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
It. You were very confident in the way she said.
It's some discriminatory like Okay, what do you know, it's
just saying that.

Speaker 5 (27:11):
I was saying, it's not a planet anymore. Okay, if
the dwarf planet, it's still a planet. It's just a
small planet.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
One of the main we were told it was like,
you know, yeah, I remember to make a solar system.
You know that we used to.

Speaker 4 (27:24):
Make science class was always the last one.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
Yes, yeah, I will.

Speaker 8 (27:28):
See borderline millennial. And something we learned about the way
too much was Flat Stanley.

Speaker 16 (27:36):
I still don't know what flat Stanley is.

Speaker 8 (27:38):
The point of Flat Stanley was if Flat.

Speaker 5 (27:40):
Stanley was just New England.

Speaker 10 (27:42):
It was just like just just she said, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (27:46):
It really stuck with me though, for some reason, solely
because we literally used to read books about it and
talk about him like all the time, and I at
one point was convinced that he was a real person
that was flat.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (27:57):
Yeah, it was a book. Flat Stanley was a book
about a guy named Stanley that was he was flat.
He was squished by a bulletin board. I never read it,
and now you've got Stanley Stamer.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
Okay, okay, okay, did you guys learn I before E
except after seeing absolutely?

Speaker 10 (28:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:16):
I still remember that, yea, and that is very helpful.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
But you know what else is weird?

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Think about way back in high school, they would teach typing, right,
and it was frowned upon. It was almost like, oh,
you were going to be a secretary, and yet typing
led to laptops. Yes, you know, if you were experienced
in typing, working a laptop became easier.

Speaker 5 (28:35):
Wait, pill, did you take typing class?

Speaker 2 (28:37):
I certainly did.

Speaker 5 (28:37):
Is that why you type with your one finger?

Speaker 2 (28:39):
I do not type with one.

Speaker 4 (28:41):
Finger because I never took typing offered at school.

Speaker 7 (28:47):
It's so funny, I had we had computer class in
elementary school, middle school, and high school, and towards the
end that's when like smartphone started becoming a thing or whatever.

Speaker 5 (28:56):
So I don't think they really even have to teach
them anymore.

Speaker 7 (28:59):
But like when I remem where I was in elementary school,
we had those like Mac colorful desktops that was like
you got to go play computer games and It was
just so you learn how to type the home row
and all that type.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
See, I use all my fingers when I type, but
I do not use the actual home rows because I
truly believe the home rows were wrong.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
You know, I don't think they were accurate.

Speaker 4 (29:20):
I feel like I have a huge gap.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Yeah, yeah, although you do it.

Speaker 5 (29:26):
I Pluto is not a STARKA is a dwarf planet.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Now, okay, we know still a planet.

Speaker 6 (29:35):
The more you know, I have some talkbacks that were
left behind them, looking at them right now. I will
get them on the radio next.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Just let's get some talkback leftover. Listen. We love to
hear from our listeners.

Speaker 6 (29:49):
Whether you're here in Boston or anywhere in the country
in the world, you can always check in on the
iHeartRadio app on the talkback mic. When you look at
that little red microphone, you press it, give you a
little prompt and then you talk into anywhere in the world,
anywhere in the country.

Speaker 12 (30:01):
Good morning everyone, checking in from the Grand Canyon with
my mother.

Speaker 8 (30:06):
We're about to see the sunrise.

Speaker 4 (30:08):
I hope everyone has a fantastic Thursday Monday.

Speaker 8 (30:11):
Hi, Hello everyone, we love your show.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
Oh oh, I low we love you. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (30:17):
I've never been to the Grand Canyon, but I do
have friends of mine that are there right now too,
and they were posting pictures yesterday. It looked on, we'll
have them call into the show from the canyon. Right,
They're a little busy, but I'll try. Never been, but
maybe one day.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
Good morning, It's the Mayor of the South. Then I
woke up a little late today. I went to a
fabulous party last night. That time list that Denie Moore.

Speaker 14 (30:40):
Movie should have been called The Torture, and congratulations to
our local boy David Newer made the list.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
He's so handsome and.

Speaker 5 (30:50):
He's so gay everyone.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
Yeah, he was a local linker here he's gay.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Yeah, yeah, I know that. Oh yeah he is so
ha Yes, you know.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
The Mayor of the South. Then declare someone gay, they're gay?

Speaker 1 (31:05):
Yeah, hands and he's so gay?

Speaker 8 (31:10):
All right?

Speaker 6 (31:10):
Coming up next to a wrap up the show Take
a Look Back. We had a good topic time Buy Now,
Pay Later, a lot of people chiming in on on that,
as well as that list we just had of things
we learned in school that aren't applicable anymore.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
The wrap up next day with us kiss one way.

Speaker 4 (31:25):
It's the morning wrap up on Billy and Lisa in
the morning.

Speaker 6 (31:28):
Got to give a big shout out and congratulations to Joanne.
We called her user name out this morning at seven
ten she won post Malone tickets and she qualified for
that brand new car from McGovern Auto. This is a
big contest, congrass.

Speaker 5 (31:41):
I was at the gym and when I came out,
my phone was blown up. I'm not taking yeah.

Speaker 6 (31:47):
So she got the Posty tickets, qualifies for the brand
new car. And if you want to win tickets and
qualify as well, go to the Kiss Instagram. Do it
right now the pin post. You enter there, follow the
instructions you have to follow Kiss one to wait, follow
mc governent, tag a friend and listen.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
It's that easy, and sometimes it takes a village, like
when your friends are calling you and you called out your.

Speaker 6 (32:06):
Nixactly two ten this afternoon. In four to ten, they'll
call call out another name. So make sure you enter
and make sure you listen on the iHeartRadio app. Also,
this morning we had topic time, so this buy now,
pay later. This is more popular than ever. You're doing
it for Coachella vacations, things that you know you don't
want to pay for. Upfront, and during that topic time,
we got this talkback.

Speaker 16 (32:27):
I'm a millennial and I'm on TikTok and I have
a little bit of followers, but I've met so many
amazing people that are in the same niche as me,
and we started to go visit each other. We're all
pretty much all across the United States. I'm in mass
there's some in Michigan, Wisconsin, Utah. But I use after
pay to book plane tickets and we do our little
dusty TikTok Bestie weekends and everyone's still alive and no

(32:48):
one has been you know, taken.

Speaker 10 (32:50):
Out yet, so it's fun.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
And we had asked after that, you know, what is
her niche? What is she talking about? You know, we
got an update.

Speaker 16 (32:56):
I was a talkbacker that said that I use a
firm to book plane tickets for TikTok bestie weekend trips.

Speaker 5 (33:00):
Whinnie, you asked what my niche was.

Speaker 10 (33:02):
I'm on TikTok as Jesse, Danny, Jessie, Dami, and my
niche is basically empowering mostly millennials and millennial to boomer
generations to share their passions and share what they love
on social media because it equals opportunities, and then all
the other girls were all pretty much in like the
spiritual realm a little bit, but we all do our

(33:22):
own thing, all right, I'm.

Speaker 5 (33:24):
Looking her up right now.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
That's an answer. You go do your thing, and she
is doing her thing. That's very good she is. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (33:31):
We also had a discussion about the marathon coming up
on Monday, and you know, there was some controversy as
to what you call people that just jump in and run.
Billy said they were called scabs. Other people said they
were called bandits. Were not really, Bill is sticking with it.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
Was a scab.

Speaker 13 (33:48):
Having run seven marathons, they are called bandits. Anybody who
runs without a number. In the New York City Marathon,
they actually have a crew of people dressed in black
called bandit busters. In Boston, you could always bandit the
marathon up until after twenty After twenty thirteen, you could
not do it any longer. So it is bandit. It's
never been a scab. A scab is someone who crosses

(34:09):
a picqup line during a straight Okay.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
No at all, I've done thirteen marathons, Okay, was a scab?

Speaker 5 (34:18):
Yeah, Billy would be a scab though, you know, that
I have to say.

Speaker 4 (34:21):
I've heard both.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
Oh, i've heard bandit. But you know, like everybody wants ownership.

Speaker 4 (34:27):
I don't know why you're getting so upset.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
You don't think get upset about it. It's fine.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
He is upset. Well, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
We started the show with him saying that he wanted
to I don't know what, get arrested or something today.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
I want at some point today to be taken into custody.
He would be for my own protection.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
Okay, so I apologize to the talkbacker. But again, I
lived as a scab. Okay.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
It may have changed at some point because of the
feeling society, but I don't.

Speaker 5 (34:56):
Understand what's wrong being called a scab versus the bandit.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
I'm sure at some point scab was hurtful to someone,
so they changed.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
The whole progress. Okay, Well, everybody's hurt by something. We'll
do some more research.

Speaker 5 (35:08):
You're hurt by this. Can you believe how hurt he
is that he corrected and now he's saying they're hurt.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
You're the one that here the huge the word scass.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
We need to go out in March. Yeah, I was
a scaf, thank you.

Speaker 6 (35:25):
We also had a list Lisa Founder of you know
things we were taught in school that are not no
longer life applicable, you know what I mean. And one
of them was that Pluto was a planet, and we
had a little bit of an error. She called it
a star and it wasn't. But it is a planet,
but a dwarf planet.

Speaker 8 (35:41):
My first grader came home from school the other day
upset because he had listed Pluto as a planet, and
I said, well, what did you learn in school? He goes,
it is a planet, it's a dwarf planet, but got
it wrong on his quiz, so he was very upset
about it.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
I think if they say dwarf planet, it should still
be right. I think, I think that is right. Yeah,
that's what I see when I look it up.

Speaker 5 (36:06):
It is a dwarf planets. But then it's still a planet.
Don't call it not. It's not a planet. It's not
the nine planets that we look at the Solar System,
but it is a planet.

Speaker 14 (36:15):
You notice how what he never backs down on, and
with such a conviction, call it the star or a
moon rock I don't know, or a scab or you
know what, or a scab.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
I was a scab, Yeah, I think that's exactly what
it's the scab of the solar system.

Speaker 6 (36:31):
I really everybody knows that you can get all this
craziness so much more on the podcast. Yeah, it's Billion
and Lisa in the Morning on the iHeartRadio app. Get
it makes your number one pre set as well, so
you can always find us seven days a week anywhere
in the world iHeartRadio app Billiy and Lisa in the Morning.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Tomorrow morning at seven ten, we're back with the qualifier
and with a chance at a free car. You don't
want to miss out on this opportunity, Okay, play the game,
get involved.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
We'll do it at seven to ten tomorrow morning.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
And by the way, tomorrow is Friday, and it's the
last day of the week, which means tomorrow's got to
be the day Tom Brady calls in, right, I'm just
saying or elping or else.

Speaker 8 (37:12):
No.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
Yeah, so maybe Tom Brady tomorrow, but definitely definitely the
Big Friday Show and definitely seven ten another name, another
qualifier and another shot.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
At a free car.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
Let's make room for the mighty one and talk about scabs. Siriah,
come let him in the door.
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