April 8, 2025 • 3 mins
Who is most likely to get offended if a text isn't responded to quickly?
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's time for cross exam one hundred point three w
and I see Alison? How does it work?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
We ask each other three questions, sometimes silly, sometimes serious.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Always find you could play along in the car, at
work with the coworkers, at dinner with the family. Use
your own names, use ours if you want, all right?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
The only possible answer is Jay, Alison or Chelsea? Is
you know? Question number one? Here we go for the group.
Who's most likely to lie on a personality test to
seem more normal? Okay? Who's most likely to lie on
a personality test to seem more normal? Okay? Question number two?
(00:38):
Who's secretly offended if you don't text them back within
two minutes? Okay? Who is secretly offended if you don't
text them back within two minutes? And finally, who would
be the first to sell the group out in an
apocalypse for a working phone charger? Who would be the
(01:04):
first to sell the group out in an apocalypse for
a working phone charge?
Speaker 4 (01:08):
I don't want to influence anyone, but I'm just calling it.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
This is an Alison free cross examination, is it?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I think I think so? But one who's most likely
to lie and personalities has to seem more normal, I said, Alison.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Did you really? I did speak because seeming normal matters
to me.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
You're right, you don't care, don't you?
Speaker 4 (01:32):
I said, Chelsea? Crap because I'm still giving you birthday treatment.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
I said me too, what you would be? You more normal?
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Okay, all right, all right? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
When has Alison given two craps about anything like that?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Are you right? You're right? Okay? Who is secretly offended
if you don't text them back within two minutes? That's
definitely Chelsea? Right, always Chelsea.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Now I have my things about like email or where
my name is placed, or like, I have.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Weird things, but not the text thing.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
And she brings it up, She'll be like, I only
texted you about it yesterday and you didn't say anything.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
So yeah, no, it's not a secret if like you
both are on your phones literally twenty four to seven,
and it's completely unacceptable when you don't respond to a
message that I send, it's unacceptable. You know what.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I have to be better at acknowledging. Yeah, you do
even things I don't need to make a comment on.
This is in life too. I get this a lot
at home. I need to be better at what that
thumbs up thing.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
It's like, I don't really like the thumbs up.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I think it's aggressive.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
The heart is fine, yeah, thank.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
You, Okay, good, but I do like like, but Chelsea
will do something like this. She'll be like, oh my god,
I can't believe it. Did you see this email? I
can't believe this email came through. And I'll look at
the email and i'll look at it. I'll go like, hmm, yeah,
she's right, but that's it, and then I won't say
anything back to her and she thinks it's I didn't
acknowledge it. So I have to be better at going
like I read that email and I concur just for her, right, Yeah,
(03:01):
I know you, don't you.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
And also don't don't use concur with me.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Okay. Last question, a lot of rules. Who would be
the first to sell the group out in an apocalypse
for a working working phone charger? I said me, yeah
on that sorry, ladies, feeding you to the zombies. I
need to call somebody, yeah, because maybe you can fend
off the zombies. And by the time I make the call,
we'll get help. We'll try. It's our best shot.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
It's our best shot.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Want to talk to chat GPT you don't give a
crap about us, oh my God, or anything that's going
on in the world that's not true.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Maybe Chatt can get us out of there.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Goe you. I think it can. It saved me a
couple of times. It saved me during that turbulent trip
on the way back nice. How do I handle this?
They said, it's going to be real bad.
It's time for cross exam one hundred point three w
and I see Alison? How does it work?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
We ask each other three questions, sometimes silly, sometimes serious.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Always find you could play along in the car, at
work with the coworkers, at dinner with the family. Use
your own names, use ours if you want, all right?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
The only possible answer is Jay, Alison or Chelsea? Is
you know? Question number one? Here we go for the group.
Who's most likely to lie on a personality test to
seem more normal? Okay? Who's most likely to lie on
a personality test to seem more normal? Okay? Question number two?
(00:38):
Who's secretly offended if you don't text them back within
two minutes? Okay? Who is secretly offended if you don't
text them back within two minutes? And finally, who would
be the first to sell the group out in an
apocalypse for a working phone charger? Who would be the
(01:04):
first to sell the group out in an apocalypse for
a working phone charge?
Speaker 4 (01:08):
I don't want to influence anyone, but I'm just calling it.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
This is an Alison free cross examination, is it?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I think I think so? But one who's most likely
to lie and personalities has to seem more normal, I said, Alison.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Did you really? I did speak because seeming normal matters
to me.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
You're right, you don't care, don't you?
Speaker 4 (01:32):
I said, Chelsea? Crap because I'm still giving you birthday treatment.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
I said me too, what you would be? You more normal?
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Okay, all right, all right? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
When has Alison given two craps about anything like that?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Are you right? You're right? Okay? Who is secretly offended
if you don't text them back within two minutes? That's
definitely Chelsea? Right, always Chelsea.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Now I have my things about like email or where
my name is placed, or like, I have.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Weird things, but not the text thing.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
And she brings it up, She'll be like, I only
texted you about it yesterday and you didn't say anything.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
So yeah, no, it's not a secret if like you
both are on your phones literally twenty four to seven,
and it's completely unacceptable when you don't respond to a
message that I send, it's unacceptable. You know what.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I have to be better at acknowledging. Yeah, you do
even things I don't need to make a comment on.
This is in life too. I get this a lot
at home. I need to be better at what that
thumbs up thing.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
It's like, I don't really like the thumbs up.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I think it's aggressive.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
The heart is fine, yeah, thank.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
You, Okay, good, but I do like like, but Chelsea
will do something like this. She'll be like, oh my god,
I can't believe it. Did you see this email? I
can't believe this email came through. And I'll look at
the email and i'll look at it. I'll go like, hmm, yeah,
she's right, but that's it, and then I won't say
anything back to her and she thinks it's I didn't
acknowledge it. So I have to be better at going
like I read that email and I concur just for her, right, Yeah,
(03:01):
I know you, don't you.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
And also don't don't use concur with me.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Okay. Last question, a lot of rules. Who would be
the first to sell the group out in an apocalypse
for a working working phone charger? I said me, yeah
on that sorry, ladies, feeding you to the zombies. I
need to call somebody, yeah, because maybe you can fend
off the zombies. And by the time I make the call,
we'll get help. We'll try. It's our best shot.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
It's our best shot.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Want to talk to chat GPT you don't give a
crap about us, oh my God, or anything that's going
on in the world that's not true.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Maybe Chatt can get us out of there.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Goe you. I think it can. It saved me a
couple of times. It saved me during that turbulent trip
on the way back nice. How do I handle this?
They said, it's going to be real bad.
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