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February 23, 2024 • 42 mins
You'll never believe who robbed Wendy's.

The girls are crashing Jay's event tomorrow night.

Kevin Hart has an interesting demand on his tour rider.
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This is how I envision Alison arrivingin Vegas. Lucky a lady tonight,
me too. We're all rubbing youbefore we hit slot machines. That's a
bad idea. This lady will belucky. Yeah. No, the odds
with me are not good ever,Well not with that attitude. Honest.

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What happened to the secret and puttingthe good vibes in the universe? I
will try all right, I'm gonnalook fabulous, The dinners will be good.
Oh my gosh, that email fromAnthony about where where our big dinner
is? Yeah, very exciting,so exciting. We're doing our radio show
from CinemaCon in April and we're like, we're at the point now where we

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wish it was tomorrow. I know, because it's like, uh, it's
like when you it's like when you'rea kid and you see all your Christmas
gifts and they're like, now,we're not going to open them until after
mom and dad have coffee. You'relike, no, wow, now up
all morning. I know, it'sexciting. There was nothing worse though than
your parents. Your parents woke upat five am every single day, but

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on Christmas morning, nine o'clock they'rerolling out coming up on the show today,
music to Make You Cooler and FoxNews headlines were on the Moon again.
I watched all of that yesterday.It's exciting. I mean, you
know it's it's our stuff on themoon. Yeah, which is exciting.
It's been fifty years. Also,we have a lunch today. We're doing

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a little lunch with the Boss today. Talk about that. I want to
we'll go over the etiquette. Haveyou guys already looked at God? Can't
wait to see what Jay's rules area lunch series? Will we be?
Will we be dining at your table? I hope so. I want to
be funny if all the time don'tget me, but you can't get your

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own table. I worried about thatlast night and he thought that was the
coolest. He's like, what doyou mean, is there like a little
plaque there? There should be.I said, there might as well be.
That's his stable. You want todo a pop in Allan Long Street
on our lunch with the Boss today? And oh you kid meet Simon?
You come with Yeah, sure,I'd love to have you. I'll skip
that nap and take a margerite instead. Have why not? Yeah, You're

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charming. You'll win over our bossColleen even more than she's won over.
Oh wonderful Colleen. I can't waitto meet you. Yeah, we got
that come up today. Oh wehave that's incredible. J LO tickets so
much more. All coming up withone out of point three w and I
s today, Jake Towers in theMorning on demand. Here's the Hollywood Minute

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with Chelsea set. News broke yesterday. Wendy Williams has been diagnosed with primary
progressive aphasia and fronto front toe temporaldementia. Her team said in a statement,
that's basically the same thing that BruceWillis is dealing with. Oh my
god. She was her diagnosis lastyear. Her conditions have already presented significant

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hurdles in her life, and herteam said Wendy's still able to do many
things for herself. Most importantly,she maintains her trademark sense of humor and
was receiving the care that she requiresto make sure she is protected and that
her needs are addressed now. Duringyesterday's episode of the View, Wendy's niece
Alex gave an update on her health. All right, some of that she

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sounds really good. I hadn't seenher, but we are able to have
full conversations. She's excited about herfuture. You know, she talks about
the possibility of getting back to work, but like I always remind her first
and foremost as your health. Waita second, I don't mean to be
morbid, but how can you ifshe has what Bruce Willis has, there's

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nothing you can't be excited about yourfuture. Bruce Willis, if you remember,
had to hurry up and do asmany movies as he could. Yeah,
because he knew that looming was exactlywhat he's living right now. It
was coming very soon. And fromwhat I understand, and I follow him.
I followed to me and the daughterson Instagram. He's he's not I

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mean, he's always happy, buthe doesn't He's not the Bruce. He
doesn't appear to know what's going on. You know. But I think while
you're in that period of you stillhave your senses about you, and I
think I think you want to hopefor the best. Probably you want to
be like I know I would wantto be like I'm going to get back
to work one day. No,I know. Her niece was talking to
about the contact that the family haswith her, and they said they cannot

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reach out to her, but shecan reach out to them. So like,
say, the niece is out andabout gets a phone call from Wendy,
ends up missing it, calls back. Then by the time she calls
back, I don't know if it'sthe facility or whatever, says, we
don't have a person with that namehere, And it's like, what,
I don't understand why it's so hardto get in contact with her. They're

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her family. It's weird. NewKids on the Block is really leasing an
eighth studio album. It's going tobe their first new studio LP in more
than a decade, and they're supportingit with a big tour. I'm assuming
that's in addition to the tour thatthey're already doing, kay whatever by the
time they're doing show in June.YEP, they said, we're super excited

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to partner with our new label BMG. We promised twenty twenty four is going
to be a big year for NewKids on the Block and our blockhead's new
label, big tour. We're justgetting started. And finally, Kevin Hart's
tour writer says that a police escortmust be available to and from the venue

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if needed, because quote, underno circumstances our vehicles to be allowed to
encounter any delays due to traffic.Oh hey, you know what. You
know how you get to a certainstatus in life and you're like, yeah,
I don't do that anymore. Iapplaud that, like if I can

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bypass construction nonsense or you know,all of that stuff we have to sit
through when we're trying to get througha concert, I'm doing it. We
get that point. I think thatI'm at that point. No one else
does, though. We're gonna giveyou a voter kate. In theaters,
we have Ordinary Angels with Hillary Swankand drive Away Dolls. The Morning Music

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make You Cooler coming up on Friday, as we do music to make you
cooler. Chance for us to samplewith some of the new songs being released
are and I don't know they're gonnawin American Music Awards or Grammys a year
from now. Who knows? Willit be the big smash of spring.
We don't know, but we'll gothrough them. We found a couple of
good ones, like Selena Gomez isback. I want to hear hers first.

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Here This is Selena Gomez and loveon, love on, What does
this? This sounds like something else? Cat? I mean it does sound
like doja Cat? You're right right, you don't. I mean, honestly,

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she's great. She's doing really greatwith murders in the building and a
new season, like just don't evenif you can't do something that's really worth
Like, I don't know if yougave it a fair shot. You listened
to aboutzero point three seconds before you. I know that was as soon as
as soon as you started that song. I was like, that's terrible.
Listen. You don't take a biteof candy salmon and then give yourself ten

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minutes to see if you like it. Either you like it or you don't.
And I don't like it. No, you're spitting it right out,
right out. Who puts salmon incandy freaky candy company? I said,
candied salmon? Oh sorry, Iwas picturing salmon eminem where there's original but

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salmon. How about scizza and saturns? I say, Jamie Mouse. I

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always want to be in a verydimly lit bar. I don't belong in
listening to Sissae Exotic Drink. That'show I feel when I hear her music.
Oh, was that most was thatScissa singing? Yeah, because you
said it was it was the otherperson like Calvin Aerostype. No, I
said Scissa and the song is calledSaturn. Oh, I thought you said
Sisa with salmon with candied salmon.I don't know. I like Sissa,

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but I don't. I guess I'mnot digging that sound. We did?
We not dip into drown from justinTimberlake in a Hollywood minute. There was
like an acoustic version that he postedon social media, but now the official
song is out. All right herewe god? Yeah, you know I

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was finding by my see it fromthose side. Should have never followed Judas
though, No, man, youhave it's good. Oh I like that
poignant lyric. Yeah, I'm inthe deep end and you let me drown?
Right? Who did that? Idon't know? Yeah, because he's

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still he's with a time. Couldit be a ticket Brittany. No,
I think he's the fans. Idon't think he wants to think about Brittany
anymore about Lincoln Park and the songfriendly than a little bit of that reason
trigger can't we come back to gointo the plain? Is that just Mike

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Shinoda? Because they they put outan album and it might have been a
remastered all their stuff, but theyfound old tracks with Chester, so they
were new songs. Got the Blessingof the Widow, so there were some
new because I heard them in thisinterview that I was listening to, and

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they had some new music with Chester. But I don't I'm just wondering if
they've run out of that stuff theyfound. And that's just Mike trying to
now carry on by himself. Soundsgood, it does a song. Yeah.
Finally, Usher has a new songout called Believe. It's not a
remake of the Share song? Right? Do you believe? In Love?

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After Love? You asked me to. They wouldn't make me stay. I
see that. I wanted to believe. I wanted us to make it Baby.
I wanted to believe. I waslooking forward with Baby. It's okay.

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Kidding Strangers was much better. Yeah, Today's new music to make You
Cool was just I Yeah, Iwasn't blown away. Thank you, that's
music. Jo't sit there acting likeyou don't like it. Chelsea. I'm
gonna take that button bar that youhave one day, take it home with

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me. I'm clearing out all thecrap. That I don't want to hear
anymore, and that song is goingto be honest, I hope please clean
it, carry it around on myphone anytime you need it. Let me
know. My joke was going tobe, you can clean it out on
the weekend, Alison and I driveto Dollywood, all right, enjoy,

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look at us, really, HollywoodSquared. You can't get enough jokes trying
to fox to news headlines today.Yesterday was a big deal. I mean,
you know, all the news channelsand twenty four hour news like dipped
into it one minute before it happened. But I was watching it for about
an hour and a half before onNASA TV. But yesterday, you know,

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NASA worked with a private company toput this thing on the Moon.
And it's been fifty years since anAmerican made thing went to the Moon.
There's no people on it, obviously, but they went to the south pole
of the Moon, and at thesouth pole of the Moon there's ice and
things like that, and they thinkif they can dip in and get some
water, then you can eventually builda moon base and you can have,
you know, be able to dothings on the Moon for long periods of

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time, which gets you ready fora Mars visit. So that's why yesterday
was kind of a big deal.Yeah, and from what I could tell,
it went well. Here's a littleclip I watched and confirm put out
a doubt as our equipment is onthe surface of the moon. Houston,
Odysseus has found his new home.Oh you see what he did there,
that's the new Houston. We havea problem. Oh, I see,

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Houston Odessus has a new home.So that's cool though, Like so,
the long term goal is to placelike a station there, so I'll be
working from the moon for the nextmonth. I hope in our lifetime,
right, I hope in our lifetimewe'll be able to see them land on
Mars, because that's what this isall setting up for. You know,

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there's only one thing that impeded myviewing of the moon landing, and that
is this dog. Oh, forsome reason, when I'm watching something really
important, puts his entire face onmy face and stairs up him. He's
and also he's holding you. Yeah, he's hugging you. Oh my gosh.
Oh yeah. When he when heclimbs up and he wants, oh

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my, oh, can he cometo lunch today? No, let's go
grab him real quick. Oh wouldn'tthat be great? Yeah, So I
love you guys, oh at andT announcing yesterday's massive service disruption was not
the result of US cyber attack llegitly. Instead, the utilities subscript. Instead,

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the utility believes a mistake was madeduring its network expansion process and services
back. I don't believe that.I don't I don't buy that. And
there's conflicting stories because there was alsoa massive solar flare that happened I think
maybe around midnight yesterday, so theythought maybe it was the solar flare,
and it could be a lot ofdifferent things. But also I think the

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FBI, the CIA, I thinkat Homeland Security, they're all still investigating
it. They have to. Yeah, wasn't there something that happened with pharmacies
too? I think I saw youtweet something that like, as all of
this is going on now, pharmacistscan't distribute There was a medicine or whatever.
Yes, there was a hack Wednesdayevening. I think a hack of

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the let's say that the health systemthat houses the information where pharmacists get your
prescriptions, and it caused I calledMonty yesterday I'm like, all right over
there at the Tel twelve, everythingfine, even everything was fine with him,
But yeah, it was a bigdeal. You were so nosy.
I knows. I think I havea nose for news, is what I

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have. Okay, is that today'spromo too much. For much of the
day, I wanted to say,roughly one hundred million customers were unable to
use their phones or send text messages. For me, it wasn't back on
and working until like two three inthe afternoon. Okay. So I mean,
if you had Wi Fi, youwere okay. But you know,

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the second I got into the car, I couldn't make a phone call.
Yeah, that's so bizarre, crazy. And that's it for now. Yeah,
we'll get into a couple of theirstories set next hour with one hundred
point three wn. I see,Oh, MJ the musical is coming to
Detroit in October, which I bringthat to your attention because it's, you
know, Michael jackson story and it'shis life and it's a really great musical

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and I've been hoping it comes toDetroit. It's on Broadway. The lead
I thinking New York is from Detroit. The guy. So this is the
traveling tour, but that's coming totown, so that'll be Coola. Tell
me you guys, feeling good inthe D one hundred point three w NIC.
This brought to you today by ThorntonGrooms. So, a twelve hundred

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pound horse was rescued out of asinkhole in Los Angeles by the Fire Department.
More than fifty firefighters were involved ingetting the horse out safely. Here's
the fire captain talking about the rescueeffort and the horse is okay. What
we have is a conscious and alerttwelve hundred pound female horse trapped now almost

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took her head in some soft soilwhich was described by the homeowner as a
possible sink hole. Deemed in thebest interest of the horse to try to
get her out on her own.So to do that, these yards and
the yellow straps were placed underneath herand we're using people power to kind of
pull and try to get her hindlegs hop enough so she could come out

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on her own. Yeah, oh, poor baby. So set there's a
singhole in California at my right andsaying it's got to be because of all
that what is it the atmosphere river, yes, and all that rain,
rain, they don't expect any ofthat stuff. No, not at all.
Did they get like six months worthof rain in like one day?
I think so. Yeah, it'sterrible. The song goes it never rains
in southern California. It's been rainingin southern California for like months. Yeah.

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Yeah, who's the one that sangthat to us? We demand a
refund? Is it bread? I'mlooking at bread? Bread? I don't
know. We are joined by Foxtwo's Allan long Street Alan, Good morning
to you. What's up morning,guys. It's good to see you.
Ready for the weekend? You kidding? We can't wait? So what your
kids have been off from school thisweek? Right? Yeah? Midwainter break.
Yeah, so it's been it's beengood. It's been nice. You

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know, did the old you know, water park? Dang? But Friday
is Friday, and we're ready fornext week in school. Yeah, No,
it's good. It's it's a given. It's a given. But you
know, they're the best. They'rethe best. They're the best, and
they're everywhere all that time, youknow what I mean, all the time,
all the time. Are there anymore excursions we have to do?
Excursions? We have to you know, out of the house kids are way
better than in the house kids.Sure. Well, it's like that one

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shows a little crabby and pictures withyou and grabby with pictures she takes with
us. Oh for sure. Yeahshe doesn't. Let Well, you know
it's going to be interesting. Thisgeneration of kids who grew up with cameras
in their faces. It's like thepaparazza are in their face all the time.
They are obnoxious parents. So shehates, hates, hates pictures.
No, it's holiday. She's like, no, I'm done to it.
Like she's like, no, it'sbeen eight years. Get that thing out

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of here. There's literally eight billionpictures of her out there. We don't
need those pictures. She's very goodat the frown face. Yeah, she's
like, no, I don't wantto do it. Fine, you're gonna
make me okay, great. Butwhen you win her over and you get
her to laugh and life is good, Oh for sure. No, the
sadness is not real. No,it's a picture. Yeah, it's a
Yeah, she's not a miserable kid. Well, well she's at the water

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park where her dad. She's prettyhappy. Yeah, I'm sure there were
snacks too. Oh my gosh,so many snacks. Yeah, you kidding
me? Look at you? Whata rock star? How now this weekend?
Hey, look we're good, We'regonna be cold, We're gonna be
different. So that February feels back. But for like a day and a
half, that's it. Yeah.I'm not even going to complain because,
first of all, it should bethirty in February. It should. Yeah,

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but it's really bizarre. What's happening? It is? Yeah, el
Nino's went it out for sure,sixty degrees and then thirty and then sixty.
Yeah, we're back to it.Oh yeah, Can I say,
Jay, do you know what you'redoing today? I think it's you on
the Fox two news. What I'mgonna do? A polar plunge. I'm
gonna need somebody to hold the microphone. Okay, help. So that's today
in the ice. I wish Iwouldn't warn a blue suit. Are you

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wear a speedo? Me or Jay? Yeah? Sure you have one?
Yeah, both of you? Over? What the hell? What are you
saying? I envisioned this was happeningin some sort of lugoter Colleen. Colleen
said that you have to Jay,it's part of the part of the work.
Wait, let me ask you whatwe gotta go? We are you?
Are you the mic? Off?Wait? Wait? Are you your

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lunch? I'm gonna go in thewater, But not that murky water in
the back right. Oh no,not that they're gonna bring in one of
those those cold plunge things, thebarrels, a barrel of cold water,
guys, bring Yeah, I thoughtfor sure you were in that gross water
with the fountain. Yeah, okay, I'll do it. Yeah, I'll
hold the mic for you. Yes, thank you. That's all I have
to do. We'll see if Alsiegets this speed on here, school back

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into town school, school, backinto what we're gonna do right here is
go back back in the day.Is brought to you today by our friends
are Planet Fitness. So what happenedon this day, well, eighty four
years ago in nineteen forty what heGuthrie wrote this land is your land eighty

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four years ago for that song,I guess so, yeah, that was
a song from our childhood. I'veall that been done in like the seventeen
hundred, Yeah, eighteen hundred.No, I would have thought that would
have been done in the seventies becauseWoody Guthrie is like a name that we
know. I mean, wasn't hea folk guy? Yeah? I think
so. Please don't tell me youare looking up Whaty Guthrie I am.

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It is not in our system.I tell you it will not be in
the computer. Well, no,I'm not looking up any songs of his.
I'm looking up details about me.You're looking at the iHeart database and
like, I don't know if we'replaying Woody Guthrie. No we're not.
Maybe Channel's playing it a lot ofkids. Is one of them? R
Low? Yes? Nice? Howdo you know that? Maybe I don't

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know. Maybe Arlow's who I'm thinkingof from the seventies. My mom had
a lot of folk albums. Twentyfive years ago, nineteen ninety nine,
Eminem released the slim shady LP myName Is My Name Is? My Name
Is My Name Is. I justremember that song so much because I was

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on the radio and in Philadela,not Detroit when that came out, and
I didn't really know about him andthem. I mean I had worked in
Detroit for a year and then wentto Philly, and I was like,
Oh, this is a guy fromDetroit and it was so cool. I
mean, because it was. Thatsong was big everywhere. That wasn't just
a Detroit thing. Twenty five yearsago. In nineteen ninety nine, TLC
released their third album, fan Mail, which I legit think is well,

(22:22):
crazy, sexy, cool is prettygood. But this is really again,
another one of their great albums.Such a good, so good. Did
you see the video of Chili andMatthew Lawrence dancing in Jamaica? They are

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so cute together? No, butget married, right? I don't know.
Maybe maybe they will, I don'tknow. Twenty four years ago.
In two thousand, Christina Aguilera wonBest New Artists at the forty second Grammy
Awards, and in twenty fourteen,Z featuring Selena Gomes I Want You to
Know was released. Ze Oh thisis a good song. Yeah it is.

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Yeah. I am completely drawn ablank on that one. Twenty fourteen.
Yeah, I don't know why Idon't. I don't remember that.
Could she date Zed? I feellike she briefly did. I thought.
I don't know if it was reallypublic. But yeah, there's you back
in the day one untwo point three, w and I see Dearborn Detroit.

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Time for Hollywood a minute. Itis brought to you this time around by
our friends at Kroger. Peacock isreleasing a reality series about a real life
ranch family in Missouri. It's calledThe McBee Dynasty, Real American Cowboys.
It's premiering March eleventh, and Iwill be watching that, really that because

(24:02):
I'm dying to know. Like,there's got to be a lot of drama
with it. I mean, clearly, because living on a ranch is just
high drama. What I started watchingsunch a bucket of water, I mean
Yellowstone Eggs. I started watching BigPeople, Little World again. I haven't
watched it, like the fourteenth season. And the father is getting rid of
the farm or selling half of itoff and didn't sell it to the kid.

(24:26):
Oh my god, it's heart wrenching. That's crazy. I'm just happy
that we're getting away from watching trektrendy. Drew Barrymore had the women from
Facts of Life on her show yesterdayand told them what an inspiration they were
to her. She said she identifiedwith them because she did not grow up
in a traditional household. Not allof them. Well no, but no,

(24:48):
I saw the picture. It's oneof them, not with us anymore.
No, no, no, Ijust I saw I saw Blair,
and I saw Joe go there.Okay, and one more so now natalairty
tout was not there. Oh,you know what, You're not doing anything,
Tuty and you know it. Youknow who's friends with Natalie? Oh?

(25:10):
John, No, my friend SarahDouglas friends with Natalie. Really,
Natalie Portman and her husband seemingly separatedafter eleven years of marriage. There have
been rumors going around that he hadan affair with some climate activist. Now
neither of them have confirmed the separation, but she did briefly say in a

(25:30):
Vanity Fair article that she refused tocomment on the rumors, saying it's terrible.
I have no desire to contribute toit. So that's her statement.
And finally, I love this EvaLongoria joining season four of only Murders in
the Building with a recurring role.We don't know who her character is,

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but she's going to be joining MerylStreep and Molly Shannon this season. She'll
probably be the murderer. Probably maybein theaters. We got Ordinary Angels with
Hillary Swank and drive Away Dolls.All right, Chelsea, thank you so
much. We are thirty one degreeswith one hundred point three w n I
see howson has bubble on the waynext. A Wendy's restaurant was robbed in

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two thousand and five, and youwon't believe who did it? All right,
I'm intrigued. What do you got, Alison. Oftentimes the bubble is
about giving you little random facts thatyou can impress people with that are actual,

(26:38):
like knowledgeable things like did you know? But sometimes they're just dumb things
that happen that make me giggle,And this is one of them. In
two thousand and five, a Wendy'swas robbed by a man named Ronald McDonald.
A Ronald McDonald his legal name,robbed a Wendy's, Right, I

(27:00):
like it. Then he chose hedidn't go to McDonald any you know,
when they took him into he's probablylike, what's your name? He's like
ron full name, Ronald McDonald.So Michigan's first three D printed home officially
hitting the market. Citizen Robotics celebratingthe completion of a nine hundred and eighty

(27:22):
eight square foot two bedroom house locatedon Sheridan Street on Detroit's East Side.
The home was printed with a cementbased binding material. It allows a more
efficient building process less labor. Thehome is expected to sell for two hundred
and twenty five thousand dollars. WHOA, I thought a three D printed home
would be less you would think.But you know what, there are some
things that if you really try andthink about them, it's like witchcraft,

(27:48):
right it is. It's magic,like the Internet. Like it's hard to
wrap your brain around how I canjust through the internet see anything, find
anything. It's like it's in thewhere is it? And then these three
D printers are are bizarre. Icould just go to a computer and three
D print anything, an organ,a body part. Yes, I can't

(28:12):
ren my head around it. Idon't really have a difficult time understanding that.
One's a little rough. But butagain, like they took it.
They took a three D printer andbrought it up to the space station.
So now if they're like missing somebolt, they just three D printed.
Which is how big is the print? Well it's big. I think it's
pretty big. But that's like theequivalent of I dream a genie. Yeah,

(28:33):
I'm just gonna blink my eyes.Yeah, your here's your house.
If you have barber eating with youall the time, all the time,
the tooth Fairy has been hit withdeclining wages. Payouts dropped five eighty five
dollars eighty four cents per tooth overthe past year, down thirty nine cents
from the year before. That shouldbe a dollar. It should be to
be a dollar under your pillow.Kids in the West get a lot more

(28:56):
eight dollars and fifty four cents onaverage of tooth. Find other ways to
load. It's only a dollar.It's got to stay that way. What
does the tooth Fairy bring on thosenephews heres Chelse None of them have lost
teeth yet. Oh no, no, not yet. So Bronson is five,
so I'm assuming that within the nextmonth he'll be Yeah, yeah,

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okay, I mean I am Iout of touch on that. I just
feel like something should always stay thesame, no matter what age we're living
in. There's just yeah. Imean, geez, if I got a
dollar for a tooth, it wouldbe like a celebration. I mean,
I think I got a quarter.Yeah, it's from the tooth Fairy.
So I don't know. This isinteresting too. I thought it's National Banana

(29:41):
bread Day. Back in the earlydays of the pandemic, everyone was spending
their days in lockdown making banana bread. I remember that. I don't remember
that. They said it was abig deal. Why don't I remember?
And bread in general, bread ingeneral was huge, Yes, it is
right. Last story, the Detroitfire departments not only saving vibes, it's
breaking records. For the first time. Since twenty sixteen, the amount of

(30:03):
fires across the city is down byforty percent. Detroiters may have heard more
sirens lately, but that's because firetrucks also respond to medical emergencies, increasing
the number of runs. But hey, more firefighters, less fires. We'll
take it. So there you go. Today we're having lunch with our boss,
Colleen, our big boss Colleen.We don't even have a theme song
for her. I don't know whatwe'd use, you know where, didn't

(30:26):
need to really think about that one. We've got to come up with that
today. Charlie's Angels theme song.You think, why do you think that
I get a Jacqueline Smith vibe?That's funny you say that I get a
I get a Margo Kidder nineteen seventyeight fibe? Really? Yeah, So
maybe we do a Superman Charlie's Angel'stheme song mashup. I like the Charlie's

(30:49):
angels better. I like it.Plus, I can see her like,
you know, osing that way.No, I can see her like driving
her car fast, slamming on thebrakes, jumping out freeze colleens Colleen,
I kind of see that instead ofgetting a gun though, instead of getting

(31:11):
a gun, she has a corporateiHeart credit card, raams it down with
a fan, blowing her hair back. That's good. I like that.
All right, there we go.We're gonna use that very nice Chelsea out
anything different you want to throw inanything else? No, I think that
this one is very fitting all featheredhair. Not Colleen, but in the

(31:33):
video they do. Yeah, we'regonna have lunch today. That should be
fun, listen. I mean,it's good to have a little hang time
with your boss, right, wealways have a good times. Absolutely,
we have a nice lunch today.We're gonna be out with Summerset the collection.
We were excited about that in general, because we've been trying to have
lunch with her for a while.But Chelsea brought up earlier that she had
been looking at the menu. Soafter she said that, I brought the

(31:57):
menu up on my phone and Ican't stop looking at it, and so
far there's like twelve things I want. Yeah, so you get a narrow
it down. So if you wantto hit that Charlie's Angels theme song,
so Colleen can smack that credit carddown for my fourteen things I buy.
Damn, I got it. Ifyou order fourteen things, though, you

(32:21):
have to take more than one biteof it. That's true, that's true.
You know what I found? Doyou want to hear this? Three
things you should not do. Threethings you should never do with your boss
at work. Okay, Number one, don't overshare. It's easy to get
comfortable with coworkers and you're around themfor a long time every day, especially

(32:42):
your boss. Don't assume they're automaticfriends. Wow, I think Colleen,
it's a friend. Yeah. Idon't think we really have to worry about
that one. She's in the friendzone. Don't be too humble. Successful
people tend to be very direct aboutall the accomplishments, and they're very vocal
about it. I'll handle that.Let me tell you how great I am.
Let's start with me, because it'sall about me. It's not about

(33:06):
me, it's all about me.And finally, don't stick around too long
at parties. Okay, Well,I guess don't stick around too long at
lunch. This is it's not goingto be a three hour lunch. It's
going to be uh yeah, whatdo you think a ninety minute or it's
in a party, get solid ninetyminute that if that just because I'm sure
she's busy. You know, Fridaysare typically busy for everybody, so I
can't imagine we're going to be therefor three hours. All right, maybe

(33:28):
we'll maybe we'll do some pictures ormaybe Allison will I don't know, live
stream it. We'll see what's shegonna live stream it on Instagram, TikTok
oh, Facebook. Okay, listen, I don't just live only live there.
Well, you'll see me on Instagramtoo, And if I remember that,
I'm on TikTok once in a bluemoon, I get to see you
post your own story on Instagram.I'm still well, I don't know how

(33:51):
to do that. And I've showedher eight times and I'm not showing her
again. Don't ask me to.I don't like stories. I find them
like, why if you've got somethingto say, why can't you just put
it out? I would much ratherit on the thing I'd much rather look
at someone's stories than their posts,because story is in the moment and you
don't have to be attached to itfor life. A post, it's there
forever, you know. That's all. Well, stand stand by your feelings.

(34:17):
Why not see you see how muchfun lunch is going to be bad?
That's why Jay drinks time. Andthat's incredible. Some incredible stories from
around the world and beyond. We'llstart with this. A man accused of
stealing forty thousand dollars worth of collectiblegaming cards has been arrested by the Seattle
Police Department. He was a temporaryemployee for a Seattle game shop. Here

(34:39):
is a magic Gathering expert talking aboutwhat was stolen. I will tell you
I'm very confused on the story becausewhen I read it the headline, I
thought somebody stole magic tricks from amagic story. Oh no, these are
post alone. Spent a million dollarsto buy a Magic the Gathering card,
So yes, okay, yeah,from like twenty cents up to three four

(35:05):
hundred dollars for a single card.You look for places that have a physical
store because at least hopefully other peoplelike us kind of go through that process
to try and make sure they don'ttake in anything from kind of nefarious backgrounds.
That's incredible. What was an exampleof that dangerous? Not very nice?

(35:28):
All right, here's a man Ithis is again time I won't get
spent back because the clip I'm goingto play you is like twenty eight seconds
and I didn't quite couldn't visualize it, so I watched it. This is
like four minutes and it's sweet.It's basically a guy on a couch.
He runs a pig sanctuary and it'sa guy on a couch. And you

(35:50):
know they say pigs are kind oflike if you domesticate, and are kind
of like dogs. See now Itold you I ate some bacon yesterday and
an hour later I really suffered.I just got the flashback again like this
is my karmic payback though that Igot to listen to this. So this
guy's on the couch and like onepig is up there and lays next someone
falls asleep, and then the otherpig like tries to get up there and

(36:12):
tries five different ways to get upthere, and then a third pig gets
in and all hell breaks loose.Oh boy, but yeah, listen to
a little bit of this year.All right, let's do this quietly,
quiet and Millie comes in. Milliethe second pig, wait for the third,

(36:39):
let's do it just all right?Yeah, I watched like three minutes.
I'm sorry. I baked yesterday,So sorry. So there is a
TikTok account that I found. Thisfamily has a pet pig named Homer.
He has his own bed and shetucks him in every night, and a

(37:05):
lot of her videos are her tryingto wake up Homer and he's all tucked
in with his blanket and all thestuffed animals, and he refuses to get
up, and she's like, youare so crabby in the morning, Homer.
Can don't you remember George Clooney hadhis forever? Yeah? Can pigs
be trained to like like paper crete? I mean can? Yeah? Absolutely?

(37:25):
And uh, I always get thestatistic mixed up. I don't know
if it's a five year old ora fifth grader, but they pigs are
really smart and they have the IQof like something like that. They can
they know as much and they're asaware. Wasn't it Anthony from Imagine though
that said they were considering getting apig because they've got all these exotic animals,

(37:47):
and well I thought that they didnot get one because it was like
having a three year old Oh right, yeah for ever. Yeah, that's
right, that's right. The PhiladelphiaStreets Department had to apologize to the residents
of West Philly after they left anexcessive amount of salt on the streets following
a snowstorm. Here listen, itis a mess. It is a horrible

(38:12):
mess. My car has AsSalt dustover it. The car washers always open
as EXI a line as we speak, and it was just a white cloud.
So I'm like, I'm like,should I come now? Shot?
Come later? Because if I comeout and it's on his white dust to
be, it defeats the purpose.But it got down. I got some
people, you know, or youknow, those kinds of issues, resiratory
issues. It will be a problem. Is you gotta see the video.

(38:35):
There's so much salt. I wasgonna say it might be different if I
saw it. But how many timeshave we here back when we used to
have winter, Yeah, did wecomplain? Like seriously, are you guys
like hoarding the salt? Could weget some salt ow? Are you ever
gonna put the salt out? Andnot a handful, like I mean a
lot of it. Finally, today, a Canadian woman walking along the beach
and cleaning up debris ended up findinga wallet that she lost back in June

(38:59):
of last year. I didn't zipthe pocket on my backpack that the wallet
goes into, and I heard asplash when I got into our boat.
Guys, it's my effing wallet.No one's going to believe me. So
this is the wallet. It's probablystill dropping sand. The only damage was
that the zipper was corroded. Thatis unreal. She found her own wallet.

(39:21):
Yeah, yeah. A year later, almost a year later. Wow,
I'm excited to be hosting the soldout Save a Heart Gala for C.
S. Mott Children's Hospital. Allproceeds directly benefiting life saving research and
provide assistance for little victors in theirfamilies. If you want to support,
you can go to Msave a Heartdot org. That's look at you selling
out crowds. Yeah. I don'tthink that was me. I think that's

(39:45):
the program. I just I'm justa part of it. Oh, you're
so modest, I know, humble. Maybe it's the uh, maybe it
got it leaked that Chelsea and Iwill be in the audience and we sold
it out. That's probably more helikely Lunnewald was here yesterday. Yeah,
we'll chat with her. Do youknow that? That the cool thing about
this I didn't realize there's all theselike food stations from all these different food

(40:08):
places, So you're going to beable to stroll and try foods from like
different restaurants and stuff. Boy,what a big fat weekend. This is
no idled on that cabbage soup thing. Pick that back up on Monday.
What would you have done had youstayed on the cabbage soup diet, I
mean you would have had How wouldyou have had lunch with us today?

(40:29):
What would you do at this event? Tomorrow night? When I thought I
could ride out the cabbage soup dietI was planning on even though it's not
a diet option. I was justgoing to have French onion soup and it
was all I was going to eatall day. And then I didn't know
that there was food as part ofthe program tomorrow, so I may have
just had to have excused myself becauseit's very hard to be your own food

(40:51):
when you're only eating cabbage soup.Very traumatic, you're walking around that event
tomorrow night. You're like, Hi, is there cabbage soup anywhere? Even
if it's got a little something extrain a cream whatever. Now she's going
to be walking around with a lambchop in one hair, growling at people
who try to take my plate right, all right, anyway, it's all

(41:15):
for a great cost tomorrow night,looking forward to it and excited to be
an ann Arbor tell you the trade'sfavorite game is Battle of the Sexes,
brought to you by Hollywood Casino.Greek Town got two contestants ready to play
today. So Allison is going toplay for Michelle, who works at Hoover
Associates in Royal Oak and is goingfor win number four that could be two

(41:36):
hundred bucks. Zach is up todayfrom Warren seventeen year old son. He
wants to win him a little cash, So I'll play for Zach. She
Alsea asked the questions, Let's playBattle of the Sexes, Hailisen, besides
numbers, name a button on acalculator? Oh boy, equal second best
five points for that plus was numberone Jay. Name something people do with

(42:00):
the deck of cards. What somepeople do with a deck of card They
shuffle them yes, number one answer. Alison, name a specific type of
math class offered in high school algebra. Yes, number one. Nice Jay,
name a piece of information that canbe found on a prescription bottle.
Your name, yes, number one. You are in the lead. Twenty

(42:22):
to fifteen. Alison names something thatmight be ruined if it had a scratch
on it. Oh boy, furniture. That is the second best answer.
Five points for that. A CDor a record was number one, and
Jay named something people do to theirbody that other people think is crazy.
Pat to them. That is thesecond best answer, five points for that.

(42:45):
Get a piercing was number one.You do win the game, though.
Twenty five to twenty. All right, so nice run for Michelle and
Zach. There you go. You'reon the board with fifty bucks.
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