Our Annual Gift Exchange!

We look forward to this day every year. It's our annual gift exchange!

Episode Transcript

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While everyone else phoned it in thisweek. Well, well, I mean,
good luck finding a morning radio showon this week. You won't.
You won't, but you weren't lookinganyway, right. I have a friend
at another station who said, yeah, I'm on vacation and I'm in another
country, and because why would Ieven try this week? I said,
well, that's nice to admit it. You know what, Listen, if
we were any other format, ifwe did not play Christmas music, we

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would be off this week as well. See I don't think so. Well,
maybe we would, because I would. It's that's not up to me.
But I think a lot of peopleare working this week. Yeah,
and if they had for some crazyreason, they had another morning show that
was their main thing to go to, and their main morning show left them
to go to another country, andwe were like, we stayed here.

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We're here all week with you itin. You know what's interesting too,
Like my my nephew is in kindergarten, and some schools were off all this
week and then next week and thenthey go back the second Well his school
goes all this week and they don'tgo back into the eighth. So I
think there's a lot of people thatare, like, you know, mixing
and matching days off listen, Imean, and we'll talk to Alan Longstree.

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I'm not sure if his kids arein school or not, so we'll
find out, all right, Sowe're gonna do our gift exchange. So
this is our every year thing,and you're gonna be able to watch this
as well on Facebook later today.We have a really nice new camera system
in here, so I just wantto point out since you can see us
a lot more, Chelsea was feelinglike she wasn't camera glam, so I

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just thought I put some more effortin and tells she did. She has
makeup on and everything. So Ijust want you to know that I did
what I did, which is nothing, so she'd feel a little bit better,
Okay, I mean it was justcomplete selflessness on my part doing all
of this. I didn't put astitching makeup ontoday, No you did.
I couldn't be happier, trust me. So Alison, you want to start.

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What do you got? Okay?So first up, this is from
Chelsea, so I can't ever havethis enough, so it is thank you.
It's Coca Cola. Yeah, forour listeners, which out today has
a big case of Coca cola.Yes, a twelve pack. If you're
watching, well you can see it, which, by the way, is
perfect. This is how I buythem because they fit in my fridge nicely,
you know what I mean. Thecase is too tall for my shelf.

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Yeah. So anyway, we allgave into your addiction. Yeah,
okay, so everybody big cases ofcoke. Right, I'm going in the
bag. Here we go. Okay. Ooh, I got like a traveler
a traveler mug, and don't beafraid to show it to the camera.
Is it here? This is yourcause? Is Alison camera? You're on
camera three to probably for my coffeeor maybe to make my water drinking both.

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It does keep your drink hot forlike twenty four hours, and you
were saying that you wanted a newone. So also, can I tell
you this. I get a lotof these because a lot of people make
these promotionally. We get them,you know, and I have to This
is dishwasher safe, which makes meso happy because the ones I have to
wash out by hand. I'm alwayslike, why would I want to?
Yeah? Okay, when is thatring for beer? All? Oh my

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god, that's more probably for WarrenI was gonna say, he's gonna wrestle
me for this. You should haveheard me walking through Target yesterday. That
is so he's a cow bell.He is going to use that. Okay,
okay, and I have oh formy bubble random illustrated facts. Yes,

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look at that. Okay, yay, all right. Oh you guys
know me so well. You getyou. I'm sure that yours is twice
this side. There's so much inthis bag. I'm trying to go fast
because you guys have to go toall right, a little baggy that has
in it? Oh wow, ohmy gosh. Okay, a sort of

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truffles beautiful again? World side?What is it? The World World Boys
Changer? Okay, not now,because I'm gonna need time. I will
be a customer. Yeah. Also, before the show's over, we'll be
testing it out. A door Dashgift card. Thank you, Chelsea,
You're welcome. And wait, there'sstill more stuff in here. I'm trying

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to go quickly list Chelsea gifts.Yes, okay, Christmas show, Oh
something for the kiddies. Those wecall those are their cookies. And oh,
seriously, you guys do know meso well. It's when the New
Year starts, I start writing myyou know how everything's gonna change for me.

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This is the year I get itall together. A twenty twenty four
planner and some cool pens. Now, I know that you have a very
specific type of pen that you typicallyuse, but cool those are cute.
And then a cool box that hasoh wow, what is this? Who
oh wow? Warren, I guessI am going to eat dinner in a

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restaurant with you. That's one ofour favorite restaurants. I know. A
gift certificate to Gandy Dancer and ohmy god, how did you do that?
That is really nice. We haveto check your email because it's coming
it. It is seriously one ofour favorite Thank you, Chelsea, You're
welcome. This is so great,beautiful, I know, all right,

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am I up neck Okay, I'mopening I'm opening up my gift from Alison.
Okay, Chelsea here digging into thegifts elf juice, it's my favorite.

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There's gonna be a theme throughout thatbag. And I'm not trying to
say anyone has a problem or anything. I'm just I'm just saying that I
we know each other. Mine's thefun house. I'm gonna have the fun
house. Oh my gosh. Uh, it's not drinking alone if your dog
is home and then a dog mom. Nice. You are right about that

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to know. Okay, an electriccorkscrew. I do not have one.
Who don't actually know. I'm glad. That's really good. That comes in
handy too, like when Chelsea's onher third bar wine. Oh my gosh.

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And a wine cooler. I alsodo not have one of those.
Oh, I love it. Okay, good, Oh this is great.
Oh well, you have to havethe Teito's in the sweater. Does the
satter always say that, by theway, I think about the dogs.
Oh no, no, no,I vodka for dog people. I've never

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known in that. I never dideither. M hmm you this sauce is
so good. I know you likeboth. I love it. I was
looking for Frank's Hot Honey. Oh, Mike's Hot Honey. I found that,
and I thought that was the wrongguy. It was right in front

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of me. We're trying to buyher Frank's Hot Honey. Figure out why
they didn't have it, and Iwas swearing at Mike. Oh my gosh.
And a visa gift card. Thankyou so much. You are welcome.
Such a nice, nice nice,Nice and nice. Our Christmas show,
Jay Towers, Allison Chelsea on theiHeart Radio app where we listening to
podcasts. The gift we want fromyou is to subscribe to our podcast.

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Go to the iHeart Radio app andsubscribe. That is so yes or where
that is so perfect. That wouldreally be a gift for us and our
bosses. See our numbers go up. Yes, we want really yeah.
Yeah, we like the podcast numbersto be good. That's our favorite.
This is fun. Today we're doingour gift exchange. So Allison and Chelsea
have opened their gifts from to eachother. Up next, I'm going to

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open voice changer. Voice changer fromChelsea. Who's this from? That's me?
You're the red bag. There isa present in there that's a piece
of paper because it's still in transit. Okay, so Chelsea printed it for
me. So when you get toa piece of paper, that's like one

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of the bigger gifts. This isa good way. Okay, you're good.
Oh right off the bat. Yeah, it's a Tito's vodka. You're
here, hang on, there wego. It wasn't quite festive enough in
here. I love that and Ilove the little sweater and I also think
because we keep giving these to eachother each year, that we all keep

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giving each other the same, thesame three bobbles. I can tell you
for sure, drink mine under here, says Alison, You're the best.
No, I'm kidding. I loveit. No, this is every year
they changed on sweater Jay. Ithink you're the only one that's not probably
drinking that as much as we drinkour bottles. All right, well,
I not calling us lushes. Ijust think by the end of the year

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it's probably gone up. Next isOh my god, is this a Clark
Griswold. You don't You don't understand. I saw this with elf. I
saw an elf one and I almostbought the I didn't see this one.
I almost waught the elf one forour Jay Juniors trip, and I thought
we were just passed the families.This is so great. Oh my god,

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I love this. That is hilarious. I was standing in line to
pick up a prescription and they wereThey were on the along the thing,
and I was like, oh mygod, I need one of those right
now. This is a Clark Griswoldplush talking dollar. I love it.
Here, I'm gonna block the MonitorIsland. Stuff up. Oh this is
the paper and wait is this thepaper? Yeah? The paper? Okay,

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so that's a pillow. Ah,it'll be come. It'll be coming
to your house. I'm just gonnamail it to you when I get it.
So that's a legit like couch pillow. This is here. I'm showing
it to the camera, but ifyou're listening, it's a picture of my
dog, Mario. My love foryou is always near. Just hug this
pillow and feel me here. Oh, thank you so muchome so great,
no problem, that's our first Christmasabout Mario. We have Frank, thank

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god. Yes, but you knowwe still miss him so much. And
oh my god, that's so great. Thank you so much. Yeah,
it's been a transit for like Uever now I can't. I'm honestly surprised
that it didn't didn't show up becauseI feel like you gave them enough time.
I think. So that's that timeof year. Yeah, okay,
little Duncan coffee. I heard onthe radio you like Duncan. Well America

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runs and Duncan and I'm all sadfrom seeing Mario. Now I'm funny anymore.
I know. I was trying tostick it so you it wouldn't like
you almost couldn't find it till theend. Going here. Oh, oh
my god, I love this.This is it. This is my favorite.

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This is trufoil and it just it'sit's so good, salad food whatever.
That's awesome. Thank you. I'llgo faster. These are Allison's fantastic
gifts. Oh it's another one ofthese black and white. Yeah, fantastic.
I was hoping you still liked itbecause I know it was your thing
a couple of years ago. I'mjust checking out make sure I got it

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every Yeah, Holiday Blend and Duncan. It's a limited edition, so I
don't know if you've tried it yet. No, I have not. And
then oh, I need a nicecard too, beautiful. Put those glasses
on. Oh, thank you.I think we wrote the same thing in
our card, I know. Thankyou so much. And the music gift

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card, thank you. That's fantastic. God, I love that. All
right, you're up again right here, God, it's heavy. I opened
the card first. I want toput these glasses on once. Hey,
thank you everybody for listening to It'sa Oh this is a beautiful card.

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It's a picture of Sanna, andyou got one too, Alison. It's
probably in your bag. That's verynice and a lovely message. Now I'm
starting the second guest. What Iwrote to you in your card? Oh,
it's probably something about how crabby Iam. And no, oh my

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god, it's a mini jackpot,the world's smallest slot machine. Perfect for
me. Hollywood casino a Greek town. You have competition with this world's smallest
slot machine. What is this nowplaying? Do I open this? Yes,
it's oh, it's oh Chelsea,it's a gift card to the Capitol
Grille. How does she know ourfavorite restaurant? Check your email? My

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favorite place? Oh, thank youso much. Welcome. That's fantastic.
I liked those little gift card containers. I know those are cool too.
So did the checkout guy at Target? Duncan s'mores? Oh you've got every
variety. This is just fantastic.I can't get enough. These are chocolate

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truffles, delicious. You gotfles ofevery variety, no kidding, Oh my
god, this is great. Thisis my favorite wine. This is Cloudy
Bay from New Zealand, and Ihave not had this in years, really,
yeah, and years I haven't hadthat. Well, I just learned
something new. I didn't now Iknow that too. Yeah, it's very
hard to find. Yeah, andyou know who had it. It was

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so weird. They had it inthe gift shop at Disney when we were
there at the Polynesian. That isso Ramdom of all places, because it
only comes out a couple of timesa year. I think, Oh,
it's very fruity. If it doesnot taste like wine, this is great.
Ge Chelsea went overboard Super two thousandstrivia. Thank you. I'll do
that all day. It Ultimate TVtrivia. Very nice. Maybe we'd be

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able to play some sort of gamewith those. Well, maybe we'll do
that on our Christmas party show today. We have nothing else, but maybe
we will do Oh this is nice. A little bag here from Chelsea and
this is a what is it?It's a She's uh, what are you

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guys doing to me? We didn'teven know that we went to the same
company. I showed her my pillowand she's like, guess what I did?
This is a this is just it'sa it's a nice ornament and it
says we miss you and it hasme and it has Justine on it and
it has Mario with his angel wings. Yeah, and he says, I

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know it's rough today. That's beautiful. Thank you. Hope there's something funny
next. This is just a bigalo? T Is it just a box?
Oh? This is so cute.This is she double whammed you?
Oh that's Frank. Okay, that'sgonna be fry Frank. Absolutely good job.

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Rank the Bulldog his first Christmas ornament. So nice thing. Wait to
forget about Frank Allison. Oh youdidn't forget about Frey? You can't wait?
Lovely paper Chelsea has it's all uhdogs, dogs and it had a
bulldog on it, which I thoughtwas perfect. I know. There's no

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better gift, honestly for me thanlanda Lake's Mini Moves. That's great.
Love Land to meet Land the Lake'sMini Moves. They're right over there.
I mean, that's my favorite.You are set for coffee in twenty twenty
five and then I'm expired on February. Even better, that's the whole month
of January. That's good. Ithink that's it. That's everything. Thank

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you so much God. That wasfantastic holiday gift exchange. Our big Christmas
show, our last show with Yearand then a little time off. Thank
god, you guys do anything overthere? You're not going anywhere, are
you? Either of you? No, that doesn't sound like fun anything that
I'd what a week to travel?Who'd want to travel? I absolutely no.
I saw like a live shot maybetwo days ago at the airport and

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it was like that looks painful.There are so many people there. It
might be when you get the bestdeals though, Like if you actually traveled
Monday, yeah, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, that would be great.
If like you had a family gettogether where you guys buy each other gifts
and you see everybody every year,but it always happens on the twenty eighth,
Yeah, because you could go theday after Christmas and probably get so
much stuff cheap. That's how Icelebrated with my mom and sister. Yeah,

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like we go to Warren's family onChristmas. Whatever about he and I,
it doesn't matter. And my momand sister we were always flexible,
so sometimes we would do Christmas onJanuary third. Yeah, but I would
take advantage of things like that too. So well, this is the portion
of the shit, he Alison.Shells are gonna open when I got them,
and you want to go first,Allison. Yes, so I brought

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this back up on the cameras onthe table, so not to out do
Chelsea's twelve pack. But he did. It's a thirty five pack. And
uh, it's it's fine because we'llgo we's going to cancel it out.
So, oh my god, keepit coming. I'll have coke till Tuesday.
I don't know if that's true.In my the way, I the

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way I rationalize, I think it'strue. All right, all right,
and then I'm going to put thison the ground. But I wanted every
Do you see that the nice bag? Okay? Yeah, all right,
Oh that I can keep forever.Upid fast is my camera. Okay,

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listen to me right now. Youdo not have to take everything out of
that stuf. Okay, it thatyou do. It's all cads can like
little Santa. Oh it is,It's all okay, you can take it.
Take it out here. I'll tellyou what. Take you down.
But Chelsea, you don't take yours. Oh are you crazy? All the
way down to the foot? Ohlook at this. Oh that'll be good

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to show the coal one though,because I thought that was so cool.
The grin. No, it's thebox, the yellow box. Oh,
oh my god, in your stockingsour Patch coal that Warren gets sour Patch
kids a lot. He just boughtsour Patch watermelons. We've never seen coal.
That's fun. Okay. I didhave a gift in there for Warren
that you can open for him.But is it in a bag? Are

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you talking about the one that youdid? Yes? That that's this is
just a little fun. Is thisfor him? Yeah? Al Allison's longtime
boyfriend Warren of seventy one years.People need to see it, all right,
ooh secret? Oh oh, it'sreally a gift for both of us.
Secret restaurant recipe. You said he'sthe one to really cook. Yeah,

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he's the one that makes things.Yeah, so if you wanted to
make like KFC fried chicken or something, Oh my god, this is so
great restaurant recipes. And when hewants to make another play of deviled eggs,
I can go wait a second,maybe not, I've been following that
song. Maybe not deviled eggs.How about this? Oh that's so cool.
That is very cool. Oh mygod. Well, o my god,
you do scratchy ticket ticket? Ohboy? Okay, oh yeah,

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this is uh okay, okay,okay, this brings lots of joy to
my familysh what is a polaroid camera. It's a little polaroid camera with little
and and like, that's just thekind of thing that you can take pictures
of the cats and stuff. Youhave them instantaneous and they look cool.
Oh my gosh, Yeah, youknow how to use it. You're so
cute. Shots fired. I almostgot jaa polaroid camera based off of his

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story and pitching his I love thatthey're back because they were such a big
deal. There was a little Yeah, they're cool. I'm gonna try to
go fast because I know Chelsea's upnext. No, it's okay. I
know you're thinking to yourself, God, how many women Samplers and Coke can
you? And the answer is thismany. What does life look like this
week at your house? Coke andwhitmen? Samplers, I thought you were

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coming back in twenty twenty four smallernow, all right, that's just a
gift to give you a much neededbreak when you're home. Oh my god.
All right, So I have alaser pointer that I have to manually
do. Yeah, which means wenever play right because I have to.

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They can do it themselves. Oh, my god, so perfect there is.
Now they can finally chase the laserbecause I don't have to. That's
an automatic Leiser pointer that goes afterthe cats. There. I love it,
and they chase it all day.Yeah, all right, and I'll
get some cool pigs on my Iwas just trying to figure out how I
could get you to relax more athome. I appreciate that. Yes,

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oh, oh my god, youknow I thought these are good for you
bedside. This is so Find theCat Challenge. Find the Cat Challenge.
I seriously, I don't. Somebodygave me one of these a couple of
years ago and I played it.It sat in the bathroom and I found
every cat. Like, I willwin this for real, and many mysteries.

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Solve the puzzle and be the detectiveson the cap. Oh, you're
like a true detective now, likethis the case of Aileen Mornos, Like
this is all stuff. My god, that's so cool. Allison's still going
thrue that I have to go back. Oh, oh my god, this
is my favorite gift. Open itslowly. Oh my god, this is

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just my favorite ever. I'm soexcited. What does it say? Little
Gravy's Little gravy even come a hotlike I'm off the riddle to get riddle.
It's actually a little gravy that youput on the cat's food and you

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don't have to use that it mightgive your cats. It's just the packaging
that made me laugh so hard,Like what are the chances you don't know
how this is? Like this gifthas so many layers. Okay, little
green, that's the wind, that'sthe main wind. But Roswell eats these

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you he's not eating hard food anymoreand he eats these little gravy. He
licks. That's it. Do youknow they have a little cat smoothies too,
But we like the word gravy.Yeah, I know that, I
get it. But that's I figure. If you have to hide anything,

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Oh my god, that is sofunny. It's a safe. It's planners,
peanuts, cads, grit safe tolisten to criminals if you're planning on
break it into Allison's apartments. Ohmy god, that is so funny.
Oh okay, oh my god,this is so great. And okay,

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I got everything out of the baga car. My god, I love
that. Cary. We look atthe outside of the cart and you get
to read the front of the cart. Read the front of the cart,
hand over the partridge or the treegets it. By the way, that's
what Roosevelt Franklin looks like. Yep, and that's true. That's why most

(23:37):
of the time we don't have atree up. I hope you get what
you want for the oh and asweet message just like Chelsea's. And I
can't believe you did that. Wowin a Visa gift card. We the
holidays here. Wow, You're thankyou so much, You're welcome so much.
That's so awesome. All right,Chelse, you're up. Okay,

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Chelsea's up with her stocking. Somy stocking with the sea and all the
candies in it. I won't Iwon't open it. But thank you.
Yes, love that. Yes,I love that you wrapped everything I do.
I didn't know. I didn't.I didn't want you to be jealous

(24:22):
of Allison. So I so you'vegot me a spaghettios save, you got
a spaghettio safe. I love that. Yeah. Fun. Wait, honestly,
where do you even find it?I love that it says trapped or
I know? And who's stealing spaghettios? Rightbody? Where do you find this?
Okay, oh nice, Yes,little little wine for you perfect love

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it with a sweater bottle. Yougot to dress up the bottle, you
do, of course you do.I love that is tearing in. Don't
forget. You can watch this onsocial maybe you're watching it now. Oh
you got me a polaroid camera too. They went with a theme this year.

(25:06):
Thank you so much. I'm tellingyou, guys, love that when
you take pictures of your pets youhave them around, those little pictures but
in little frames. I just hopethey make little grabies for dogs so I
can hear that again. Scratchy.All right, let's see a really good

(25:27):
round. This is brand new,just came out husband, No, okay,
she is from vander Pump Rules.She was involved in scandaal well,
she was the one that got burned. It's single af cocktail. She wrote
it after the breakout. Yes,wow, Wright, the guys, thank

(25:51):
you love it. You're right,that is brand new that just came out
off the presses. Yeah, you'refor sure not going to finish the one
the seven Husbands of I didn't getyou puzzles this year because I thought you
needed to graduate into something that youtoo seem to know a lot about now
thanks to Alice. I love it. Brain games, cold case puzzles very

(26:15):
cool, and forensic puzzles follow theevidence. I love it. We know
how to do that. And thenwe've got a card which my dog ate
your Christmas present. I don't knowif you want to read out loud what
I wrote, because that might bepeople. I think it's mean, but
you would get it. You'll stillget it if you. Okay, thank

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you for dealing with all my uniquemoods. It's a joy dealing with yours.
That is funny. And then avis a gift card. Thank you
so much. All right, Ihave to read my not loud to you.
Then, oh boy, you arethe best and the funniest. Thank
you for a great year. LoveJay. Oh my god, sorry are
you kidding? What am I goingto write? You're crazy? Mean?

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What are we gonna do? Thefact that you had it ready to go?
Well, I mean, it's whatI love about both. My card
was pretty sweet to you. Youshould feel bad now, bray coming there
you go a good times Flix TheRainbow Bag of Les hundred point three w

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N I C.