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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Odd things that have been left behind in ubers.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
First of all, we take Uber a lot, not here
in town. Obviously, we have Art and Nettie or or
great friends that drive us whenever we need to go somewhere.
We usually drive when there's cocktails, and we usually don't
drive when there's cocktails involved, or if we just get
in somewhere quick.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
What. We like to use our guys from a first
class at hands.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
But that said, when we're out of town, we take
Uber and we've had really good experiences, I think, right.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Yeah, and you're you like to when we're somewhere and
if you get a vibe off the Uber driver, you
like to make a friend in that city.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Yeah, and just let's just go straight to them now.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
It is just easier if you can have a consistent It's.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Funny everybody is doing this now, Like every Uber driver
is house directly. They all have business cards and they
and I don't know if that's frowned upon with Uber,
probably is. I'm but that's how I met That's how
I met Art. Yeah, I mean he was my Uber driver.
I think I knew Year's Eve. Yeah, he's like, what
are you doing? Just call me directly like okay, and
(01:03):
then I started calling me directly.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
But it also happened when I was in Vegas. The
first day I got there with the cab driver. The
cab driver because I got a cab, I didn't get
an uber because it was easier. It was I didn't
have to walk to the uber.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Cab driver crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
He was the guy who told you that was it.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Lived in Florida and then and his wife got divorced
and he had to pay her alimony and he.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Moved to like Alaska.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
I don't know anything about this.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
I'm pretty sure the one place where being crazy actually
helps you get a job is cab driving in Vegas.
I've never not had a non crazy cab driver. We
had one that held us hostage.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
I remember that.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
And then there's I can't remember all of them, but
there's just something about it makes taking gabs fun.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Well, they have to have a they have to be
approved though right to be a cab driver. Barely. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Well, this guy was like, hey, listen, here's my car. No,
he didn't know. He wrote his number down on my
receipt and he said, if you want to call me tomorrow,
I can take you to your next hotel.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Oh, And I was like, but he didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
But it wasn't like Uber people usually like call us
and give us the time. This guy was more like,
I should be in the area around eleven. I'm like,
I'm not going to bank on that. I'm not going
to do that. But what are things that have been
left behind in ubers? So they asked a bunch of
people and the number I shouldn't say. They're not listed,
but these are the odd things UBER drivers have found.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Yeah, because cell phones is going to be normal. A
mannequin head, are you like a hairdresser?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Maybe? Maybe a Viking drinking horn? Maybe a chainsaw? A turtle?
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Oh man, how do you forget your turtle?
Speaker 5 (02:38):
Remember we saw those emotional support birds at the airport.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
That was interesting.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Emotional sport.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
No.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
I just said they were because I think they were
just just, you know, add a little extra importance for them.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Somebody left fifteen hookahs, a DNA testing kit, a unicycle,
a traffic cone, a plunger, a cactus, hard boiled eggs,
a sewing machine, cornish hens, a placard that says it's
a Philly thing, ten live lobsters.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I mean these are all things.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
These are all drunk people.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
I don't they have to because some of that makes sense.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
I get how maybe if you had a bunch of.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Things, a placard could get left behind, but your doubled eggs.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Or your lobsters or your plunger. First of all, why
is a plunger even making it into the Uber? If
I were an Uber driver, I'd be like, yeah, that's
not coming.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
I have to think that maybe you got picked up
at a home depot and you were buying a plunger.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Maybe you left it behind.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Okay, well that second, Oh, I.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Just thought plumber he had his tools and yeah, getting
a ride to his job.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I don't know the plumber's helper. I'm trying to think
there was one other thing with that, with the with
the Uber, there's just oh, I just thought of it.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
I can't remember the guy in Vegas.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
No, no, I can't.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Believe that we didn't hear that you had an Uber
driver that got JAXI driver and I.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Did bring it up on the show. You made mention.
We made mention when.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
We go next year.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
I know we do this all the time, all the
other things we're gonna do, and we never ever walk
out of that resort. But if we do, let's not
take an uber and let's take a taxi so Chelsea
can experience. Okay, I mean we we can't guarantee our safety.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
But no, we took a taxi last year, did we,
oh to John George, No, we.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Took a taxi from the airport to the hotel.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
I think it's funny worked out. I think it's funny
too when you order an uber.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Maybe they do this lyft as well now, and maybe
this has always been this way, but I'm noticing now
that I constantly get do you want it?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
It asked you do you want the air conditioning on
or off? Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
And do you want less talk? More like it tells
you like do you want your driver to talk to you?
Speaker 4 (04:45):
When I was in New York, I've never checked that because.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
I'm like, I don't know what to do.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
I say, Well, when I was in New York last year,
I was doing a bunch of those Netflix junkets. I
would take ubers all over, and that was the one
thing that you could tell them, like do not talk
or I'm okay with conversation?
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Do you want the radio on or do you not?
Speaker 5 (05:05):
Yeah? And I ended up sitting in silence with these
people for like forty five minutes, and I'm like, you
can turn the radio on.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Yeah you didn't check it.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
I didn't.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
I just clicked nothing, Like I don't care.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
I want the radio on, Like for sure, I don't care.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
What does that remind you of something? What that Uber story? No,
that's a Seinfeld episode.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Oh really.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Elaine pretends to be deaf because her her town car driver.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Oh that that's right, so he won't talk to her.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
And then at the end of the ride he takes
a call to go pick up Tom Hanks and she
hears it, and he was like, oh, you're not deaf.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
So she got busted by it. She got busted hearing
Odd things that have been left behind in ubers.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
First of all, we take Uber a lot, not here
in town. Obviously, we have Art and Nettie or or
great friends that drive us whenever we need to go somewhere.
We usually drive when there's cocktails, and we usually don't
drive when there's cocktails involved, or if we just get
in somewhere quick.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
What. We like to use our guys from a first
class at hands.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
But that said, when we're out of town, we take
Uber and we've had really good experiences, I think, right.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Yeah, and you're you like to when we're somewhere and
if you get a vibe off the Uber driver, you
like to make a friend in that city.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Yeah, and just let's just go straight to them now.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
It is just easier if you can have a consistent It's.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Funny everybody is doing this now, Like every Uber driver
is house directly. They all have business cards and they
and I don't know if that's frowned upon with Uber,
probably is. I'm but that's how I met That's how
I met Art. Yeah, I mean he was my Uber driver.
I think I knew Year's Eve. Yeah, he's like, what
are you doing? Just call me directly like okay, and
(01:03):
then I started calling me directly.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
But it also happened when I was in Vegas. The
first day I got there with the cab driver. The
cab driver because I got a cab, I didn't get
an uber because it was easier. It was I didn't
have to walk to the uber.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Cab driver crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
He was the guy who told you that was it.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Lived in Florida and then and his wife got divorced
and he had to pay her alimony and he.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Moved to like Alaska.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
I don't know anything about this.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
I'm pretty sure the one place where being crazy actually
helps you get a job is cab driving in Vegas.
I've never not had a non crazy cab driver. We
had one that held us hostage.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
I remember that.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
And then there's I can't remember all of them, but
there's just something about it makes taking gabs fun.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Well, they have to have a they have to be
approved though right to be a cab driver. Barely. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Well, this guy was like, hey, listen, here's my car. No,
he didn't know. He wrote his number down on my
receipt and he said, if you want to call me tomorrow,
I can take you to your next hotel.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Oh, And I was like, but he didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
But it wasn't like Uber people usually like call us
and give us the time. This guy was more like,
I should be in the area around eleven. I'm like,
I'm not going to bank on that. I'm not going
to do that. But what are things that have been
left behind in ubers? So they asked a bunch of
people and the number I shouldn't say. They're not listed,
but these are the odd things UBER drivers have found.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Yeah, because cell phones is going to be normal. A
mannequin head, are you like a hairdresser?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Maybe? Maybe a Viking drinking horn? Maybe a chainsaw? A turtle?
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Oh man, how do you forget your turtle?
Speaker 5 (02:38):
Remember we saw those emotional support birds at the airport.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
That was interesting.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Emotional sport.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
No.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
I just said they were because I think they were
just just, you know, add a little extra importance for them.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Somebody left fifteen hookahs, a DNA testing kit, a unicycle,
a traffic cone, a plunger, a cactus, hard boiled eggs,
a sewing machine, cornish hens, a placard that says it's
a Philly thing, ten live lobsters.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I mean these are all things.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
These are all drunk people.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
I don't they have to because some of that makes sense.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
I get how maybe if you had a bunch of.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Things, a placard could get left behind, but your doubled eggs.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Or your lobsters or your plunger. First of all, why
is a plunger even making it into the Uber? If
I were an Uber driver, I'd be like, yeah, that's
not coming.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
I have to think that maybe you got picked up
at a home depot and you were buying a plunger.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Maybe you left it behind.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Okay, well that second, Oh, I.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Just thought plumber he had his tools and yeah, getting
a ride to his job.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I don't know the plumber's helper. I'm trying to think
there was one other thing with that, with the with
the Uber, there's just oh, I just thought of it.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
I can't remember the guy in Vegas.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
No, no, I can't.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Believe that we didn't hear that you had an Uber
driver that got JAXI driver and I.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Did bring it up on the show. You made mention.
We made mention when.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
We go next year.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
I know we do this all the time, all the
other things we're gonna do, and we never ever walk
out of that resort. But if we do, let's not
take an uber and let's take a taxi so Chelsea
can experience. Okay, I mean we we can't guarantee our safety.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
But no, we took a taxi last year, did we,
oh to John George, No, we.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Took a taxi from the airport to the hotel.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
I think it's funny worked out. I think it's funny
too when you order an uber.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Maybe they do this lyft as well now, and maybe
this has always been this way, but I'm noticing now
that I constantly get do you want it?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
It asked you do you want the air conditioning on
or off? Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
And do you want less talk? More like it tells
you like do you want your driver to talk to you?
Speaker 4 (04:45):
When I was in New York, I've never checked that because.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
I'm like, I don't know what to do.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
I say, Well, when I was in New York last year,
I was doing a bunch of those Netflix junkets. I
would take ubers all over, and that was the one
thing that you could tell them, like do not talk
or I'm okay with conversation?
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Do you want the radio on or do you not?
Speaker 5 (05:05):
Yeah? And I ended up sitting in silence with these
people for like forty five minutes, and I'm like, you
can turn the radio on.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Yeah you didn't check it.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
I didn't.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
I just clicked nothing, Like I don't care.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
I want the radio on, Like for sure, I don't care.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
What does that remind you of something? What that Uber story? No,
that's a Seinfeld episode.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Oh really.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Elaine pretends to be deaf because her her town car driver.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Oh that that's right, so he won't talk to her.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
And then at the end of the ride he takes
a call to go pick up Tom Hanks and she
hears it, and he was like, oh, you're not deaf.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
So she got busted by it. She got busted hearing
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