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April 17, 2025 16 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, we got to check in real quick with

(00:01):
the Easter Bunny. This is, by the way, can you
imagine that this was the Easter Bunnies music. It's like,
here comes the Easter Bunny.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Honestly, I do find the Easter Bunny terrifying, so it fits.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Yeah, he is.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
I want to talk about that next right after we
get done with zach Herre, because I want to talk
about the fact that the Easter Bunny should get be banned.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
What's there there, bunny?

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Hello?

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Are you in Eastern market Easter Bunny?

Speaker 4 (00:30):
I am in the Eastern marketing given out in Eastern.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
K By the way, the Easter Bunny needs a ho
ho ho like Santa Claus has like.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Yeah, like what is it? What is the Easter Bunnies?

Speaker 4 (00:41):
So I kind of have like sniffles, so I could.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Go, yeah, I don't like that.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
No, didn't we say there's a code word for people
to find you. If they find you, what do they
have to say?

Speaker 4 (00:50):
They have to say hop hop hop.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Oh, there you go.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
So it's kind of a ho ho ho. It's hop
hop hop because it's Kendrick tickets. Yeah, there you go.
You gotta say it like Kendrick does it all right?
So here's the deal. So the bunny is out right
now in location with the keg. If you find the
bunny in the keg right now in Eastern Market, the
first person to do it starting now wins Kendrick Lamar
pit Passes and you will go to see Kendrick and

(01:17):
Sizza in June at Ford Field with the keyword. The
keyword is hop hop hop exactly. Yes, Zach, are you ready?
I'm ready, all right, get your tickets. By the way,
the video of Zach is priceless, so good, priceless. You've
got to go check out our Instagram and Facebook for this.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Are we on live right now? Bianca to is she there?

Speaker 4 (01:45):
We are live on Facebook live.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
By the ways, Zach, are you a little lost in
this thing? Like? Can you can you see out of it? Like?

Speaker 4 (01:54):
Does it have I can't really see that. Well maybe
a little bit.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
But may be careful you are? You are up on
a pole. He's working. Is there a strip club in
Eastern Market?

Speaker 2 (02:07):
You would think so with the way he's actually look,
you're a cute easterny.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
You could probably make some extra bucks.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
I bet you be.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
In the easter Bunny.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
Are you stay right?

Speaker 5 (02:19):
There.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
I'm keeping your I'm keeping your phone up.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Okay, So put your phone there and we're going to
talk here for a little bit about something, okay.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
So if I hear somebody say hot pop hop, I'll
know just to come to you. He's stay right there,
all right. I want to talk about this. So I
went to the mall. And I don't even know if
I should say which mall it is, because they'll probably
be mad at me saying it. But I think all
malls are like this.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
And I went.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
I went to the mall, and I walked by the
little setup that they have for the Easter Bunny pictures, which,
by the way, the Easter Bunny is now gotten to
a point where the Easter Bunny is more bougie than
Santa Claus is because you got to do everything through
the QR code.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
You got to set up appointments.

Speaker 6 (02:57):
Yeah, it's not your kids never they have a photo
with the Easter Bunny because it's so creepy.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
You are a good mom.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
You want to know why I don't get it, and
and somebody needs to explain this to me. Explain to
me why we as families decided that we took the
beauty of Santa Claus and how great and pristine everything was. Oh,
it's wonderful Santa Claus, Missus Claus, you know, the suit
and stuff like that, And we decided to allow our

(03:27):
children to sit on the laps of a smelly rodent?

Speaker 3 (03:32):
Is a bunny? Is a bunny a rodent?

Speaker 7 (03:33):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
It's a I don't know.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
It's some kind of a It looks like a d
the tiny little creature that moves too fast, by the way,
And why does the bunny always feel like it's like
giving you nightmares or something so scary? So now I've
spent a lot of money on therapy in my life,
and I'm all for breaking down trauma, but I feel
like it is our obligation to pass this specific trauma

(03:58):
along to the next generation. Everybody should be scared of
the Easter, So it's out a tradition, Yeah, okay, and
pure just maliciousness.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
I know your dad was was a very good Catholic man.
Did your dad Did your dad also take you to
see the Easter bunny a lot?

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Like? Was that a thing? Or did he make it
more religious for you? Oh?

Speaker 2 (04:16):
It was religious, just like Christmas is religious. Christmas is
very religious. He still allowed Santa Claus. Though we allowed
Santa Claus, but we couldn't we standa didn't come unless
we went to midnight Mass.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
Like, good for your dad, what happens?

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Okay, I don't know you had such a great life
I did. I really make poor decisions regularly, like Scott.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
I feel for you, my.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Friend, but I paid my dues.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
I paid it.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Single dad did it all on his own, took you
to church, and she still turned out disappointing is the.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
Word you were looking for.

Speaker 6 (04:53):
I follow one of the local malls, and well, I
fold a lot of the local males on Instagram, and
one of them does have a really cute money here,
the Somerset Collection.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
I'm looking at their video right now.

Speaker 6 (05:04):
It's like a little old lady, adorable bunny named Hester.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
No, that's not a thing you can't but you can't have.
What is that? Is that? My kids? Is that me?
Is that a woke bunny? That is?

Speaker 1 (05:17):
It's female bunny. I thought the bunny was a guy.
I thought it was a male bunny.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
She's cute, really.

Speaker 6 (05:25):
The rest of them so far, I've seen her terrifying.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
I didn't know that terrifying ah Man.

Speaker 6 (05:31):
I look at the ones from when I was little,
and my mom and dad always took us to Southland
because we live downriver, so that was the mall we
went to see the Easter bunny. That bunny was like
the it bunny, you know what I mean, like.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
The psychotic I don't know. That bunny was scary looking.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
So the crazy part to me was I've had an
innate fear of just rabbits and bunnies from a very
small age. My preschool had a bunny in a cage
near the front door, and my dad had to pick
me up and carry me into school every day because
this seventy five pound it was a doorstop. It was
so fat and immovable. It made me cry every single day.
So I think I'm from a young age just been

(06:08):
traumatized of Easter in general, because why would we ever
pick bunny? Why why bunny out of all of the animals,
Why bunny.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
I don't get it. I don't get that.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
And also the other thing too, I got a dilemma
in my house with the Easter bunny.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
I was talking about the Easter baskets for adult kids.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Yeah, my kids seem to believe that Easter is like
Christmas and you should get gifts for two Because Joe
was on the phone talking to his mom about stuff
that he wants and he was asking his mom to
get things for him at Carl's golf Land for Easter,
and I'm like, that's not Easter's not Christmas. We don't
buy gifts. I mean, if you don't buy gifts to
you for your kids, I.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
Kind of do.

Speaker 6 (06:45):
I mean, if it can fit into the basket, really, I.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
Do it like nice gifts.

Speaker 6 (06:50):
If it can fit into the basket, I'll do it. Oh,
nothing crazy over the top.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
But eight four to four, Mojoe Live. Tell me what
your thoughts around this one? Zac? Anybody's up yet?

Speaker 4 (07:02):
Zach say it again?

Speaker 3 (07:05):
Did anybody show up yet? There's nobody there yet?

Speaker 4 (07:07):
No. No, We've just had truck drivers but but no
one nobody.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Nobody said hot hop hop yet.

Speaker 8 (07:14):
No.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Okay. The first person we.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
Had a truck driver, but he didn't want the ticket.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
First first, he just he just stopped by. It was
he listening to the show or no. I give him.
I give him credit that he doesn't want the contest. Yeah,
good Cooper, what's going on?

Speaker 3 (07:30):
Cooper? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi, not much.

Speaker 4 (07:33):
What's up? First time?

Speaker 5 (07:34):
Long time?

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yeah, there you go, Easter Bunny because Kev's taking Josiah
to school right now.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
What's going on, Cooper?

Speaker 5 (07:44):
Well, you know, my mom for eighteen years of my life,
made me go take.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
My picture with the Easter Bunny and Santa.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
Claus and which one's which one made you scary?

Speaker 4 (07:56):
The Easter bunny is terrified.

Speaker 9 (07:58):
I have plenty of pictures crying on us lap.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
The Easter bunny honestly is a little bit of a
form of I don't know, pedophilia. I don't know why
I feel that way, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
Because it's an animal that's known for blinking. Is that weird?
That is a weird.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
Thing representative of the resurrection sex of a bunny like
a bunny?

Speaker 3 (08:21):
Right, Yeah, that's a that's a very good point. That's weird, Cooper.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
I want to look back at some of my old
pictures with me on the Easter bunnies lap. I'm telling you,
I think those bunnies are in jail. It's probably okay.
Hold on, Jamie, I'll be right with you. Go ahead,
let's see what we got here.

Speaker 10 (08:36):
Hold On, I gotta hear you say it.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
Like, who is that? What's your name? Where are you from?

Speaker 4 (08:57):
What's your name? Where are you from?

Speaker 9 (09:03):
She's so excited.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
You got tickets. You're going to see Kendrick and Sizza
in the pit.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
Heck the pit's.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
Niece. I love that you came down here. This is awesome.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Congratulations to you.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
Hey. By the way, Zach is a cute bunny. By
the way, he is.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
He's a look at him, he's there's there's nothing that
says pedophile in that.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
No, not at all. No, he's a cute bunny.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Congratulations to you, niece from Ferndale. Enjoy the Kendrick Lamar
concert at ford Field in June.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
Thank you have a great time.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Hold on, bunny, get the information, Okay, copy the all right?

Speaker 3 (09:52):
Well copy that.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
By the way, it's a very it's a very military
type bunny right there. Uh Jamie, what's up as mocho
in the morning?

Speaker 3 (10:00):
How you doing?

Speaker 11 (10:01):
Hey, good morning?

Speaker 3 (10:02):
Good morning? Was going on?

Speaker 11 (10:05):
I was shopping this weekend with my sixteen year old
son and we went to Summer Set. We live in
the Downriver areas, so we had been to summers Stop
by Oakland and we are all in South land malls
and I don't know why, but they all have the
most terrifying bunnies.

Speaker 9 (10:23):
Oh yeah, I've seen.

Speaker 4 (10:25):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
It doesn't even make They're using the bunny outfits since
when we were kids.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
That's the problem.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Yeah, there's no good new bunny outfice except for Shannon
talking about the Rich summrset one.

Speaker 11 (10:36):
You know, they totally But that bunny wasn't cute either.

Speaker 6 (10:40):
Yeah, she looked cute on Instagram in person though, you know,
people take jet filters.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
Filter was bunny filters? I don't know what filter she
was using. What's up? Sean?

Speaker 7 (10:51):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (10:54):
Hey Sean?

Speaker 9 (10:56):
Hello?

Speaker 3 (10:57):
Hi there?

Speaker 2 (10:58):
How you doing?

Speaker 3 (10:58):
Hi? Sean?

Speaker 9 (11:00):
Hey, how you doing? I was calling her to let
y'all know that my daughter is thirty years old and
every year she threatened to throw me in a nursing
home if I don't have her an Easter basket.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Are you no, No, that's not right right right.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
I talked about this the other day.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
Thirty year olds don't get Easter baskets, and what do
you think about the idea of giving gifts in those baskets.

Speaker 9 (11:25):
That's what she wants. She wants gifts and everything in
her Easter basket, and she says she don't care how
old she is. She's steal my baby, and she wants
the Eastern basket.

Speaker 6 (11:32):
And you do it year after year because you love
her so much, don't you?

Speaker 4 (11:36):
No?

Speaker 9 (11:37):
I didn't do it last year. I'm chlad of the bread.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
Sean, how does it feel to know you're just as
big of a curmudgeon as Mojo is?

Speaker 3 (11:44):
Thank you? You want to be on that page?

Speaker 2 (11:46):
Is that the company you want to keep?

Speaker 3 (11:50):
Jean Sean? Come on? I love you. What's up? Stacey?

Speaker 5 (11:54):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (11:54):
Its Mojo in the morning? Happy Easter? What's going on?
I Stacey? Hello? Are we one delayed today? Stacey? Are
you there?

Speaker 1 (12:08):
Stacey? I can hear her, but she's not here. Lydia top,
picker up and see what's going on?

Speaker 3 (12:16):
Juliana? What's up? Julian or Julian?

Speaker 4 (12:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (12:19):
This is Julianne first for the first time?

Speaker 4 (12:23):
Short time?

Speaker 3 (12:23):
Oh wait? Where did we still from? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (12:28):
What was that? Did?

Speaker 3 (12:30):
Where did you come from?

Speaker 7 (12:31):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (12:31):
I live in Rochester Hills. I just started listening in
the fall.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
I love it.

Speaker 9 (12:35):
Well?

Speaker 3 (12:36):
Thanks?

Speaker 1 (12:36):
What did you what did you used to listen to?
That's what what Shannon was asking about.

Speaker 12 (12:40):
Oh what did I used to Oh, you know what,
I had.

Speaker 9 (12:42):
A short commute. Now I have a long commute.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
So that's thank God for long commute.

Speaker 5 (12:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (12:49):
So my kids are now sixteen, eighteen, twenty, and almost
twenty two. And when they were younger, we always you know,
had the book fair and then we would put books
in their basket. And so now we take them to
the book store on Sunday morning and they get to
pick out a book. So that's what we do now,
and they get to they do an Easter. I count
for one egg with a fifty dollars bill in it,

(13:10):
so we have four eggs that are hit very very different.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
I was going to say at first, I was going
to say, if you just do the books.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
If I did that for my kids, that last color
was talking about the nursing home, my kids would just
kill me.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
Kids. Yeah, I would.

Speaker 12 (13:22):
Be one of my kids get gets what is it legos,
like a Lego or something, and we do it.

Speaker 6 (13:29):
I do little stuff like that, little legos, pajama pants,
smith got some flip fl like it, stuff like that.
It's not crazy, but it's not just candy.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
The fifty dollars though, sounds good though, what's up, Jacqueline High?

Speaker 5 (13:40):
Hi, how are you guys?

Speaker 8 (13:41):
Good morning?

Speaker 3 (13:42):
Good morning? What's going on?

Speaker 8 (13:44):
So, if you are talking about terrifying someone, I run
a doggy daycare and I was the Easter buddy on Tuesday,
and probably out of the sixty pictures we did, at
at least forty five of them, these dogs look absolutely.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
That's when you know how bad it is when when
the dogs are fearful of you.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
Stacy, what's up? Oh? Stacy couldn't hear us, That's why
she good morning.

Speaker 5 (14:16):
So I had a comment about the bunny, so I
also wonder why we use a bunny and also why
it's because bunnies don't lay it right? Yeah, but I
researched it and it's about fertility. So Eastern kind of
coincided with spring and equinox, so it's supposed to bring
like fertility and good luck for the crops.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
Did you see that on on Wikipedia? Where was that?
I didn't know that it was like a.

Speaker 5 (14:40):
Religious church because I wanted to know where it came from,
and it wasn't about Christianity. It was like a ctic
holiday before and it was like for the spring equinox.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
Similar. Interesting?

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Okay, uh, Danielle would like to shout out a bunny
that she feels actually is not a bad looking bunny.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
And where's this bunny at, Danielle?

Speaker 12 (14:59):
Yeah, so the village of Rochester Hills. The bunny is
very cute and friendly and free, and he wears a
very handsome velvet purple coat like Hugh Huffner.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
I like those guys. Is that an adult bunny? Are
there kids not allowed to be part of that?

Speaker 4 (15:17):
Or?

Speaker 10 (15:17):
What?

Speaker 5 (15:18):
Hey?

Speaker 11 (15:18):
I sat with them too?

Speaker 5 (15:19):
Funny?

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Wow, hold on, Christy, what's up? Christie? Hi?

Speaker 5 (15:23):
Hi?

Speaker 7 (15:23):
Hi? How are you a longtime caller?

Speaker 11 (15:26):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (15:26):
We love you? What's up?

Speaker 7 (15:29):
I want to say that the Great Lakes Crossing bunny
is where I would take my kids every year. They've
never cried, but I have to agree. I'm being forced
to shoot and take my kids to south Land by
my mom because she's paying so alkay.

Speaker 12 (15:43):
Well, okay, all right.

Speaker 6 (15:44):
So she just shouted out the village of Rochester Hills,
which is kind of far from down river, but the
bunny is cute and free.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
Can I look how cute it is? That is cute? Hey?

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Can I ask you a question? How much does the
bunny pictures cost? Because that's an interesting thing. Like what
they're charging these pictures these days.

Speaker 7 (16:01):
Well, there's a reservation for you for like twenty bucks,
but after that it's packages vary and depending on what
you want. I normally get the I normally get the
package A, which is like sixty dollars.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
Man, what are you gonna do with those pictures? I
always you know, it's like when I my kids got
a lot.

Speaker 7 (16:20):
Of family I have. My mom is seventeen kids and
my dad comes from a family of nine. So I
have a lot of pictures a hand out.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
Because the funny thing is, whenever my kids would do
sports pictures, I would always say to Chelsea, get the
number of the package that's the least amount of pictures,
because we never do anything with these pictures.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
I know, sixty plus a.

Speaker 6 (16:37):
Twenty dollars reservation.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
You know what the mall should do.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
They should say, if you bring us receipts that you
shop for stuff today, you get a free picture with
the Easter Bunny. Encourage people just to come and spend
some money.
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