Did Lions Player Poop His Pants During Texans Game?

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
What a game? What a game? What a game? What
a game? Hold on?

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Give me that music? Hold on, I didn't plug it
in the bed there. I was not prepared for a bear.
Give me it. I'm Mike Turco and the Lions are winning.
What a game, what a breaking game. I cannot believe
they were able to pull this game off.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Fifty two for the broad up.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Road. That game was in Houston again, and that's the
crowd screaming, do you want to hear something crazy?

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Play it?

Speaker 2 (00:44):
So last night, while the game was playing, people were
watching the game on their television screens on a Delta
Airlines flight that was going to Detroit. So this flight
is flying okay, or getting ready to fly, and you
know how they have to like do the pre flight announcements.
The flight attendant is about to make an announcement and
do the whole safety check crap, while the game is

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getting ready to go and win and be won by
Jake Bates.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
It's been our absolutely pleasure to have you on board tonight.

Speaker 5 (01:30):
It's no, actually, I correct myself.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
That was as the plane was getting ready to land,
I believe, right, so towards and the flight attendant comes
on at that time and goes, this has been nice
to have you guys on with us right now.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Thank you so much. And those are the fans going crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
Man.

Speaker 6 (01:54):
I saw a crazy stat on Twitter that said, prior
to last night's game, when Jared got I had thrown
four interceptions, he was six and oh and last night
makes seven and oh wow. No matter how many interceptions
this gout throws sometimes some way, I mean, he finds
a way to win, and last night was one of those.

Speaker 7 (02:12):
Crazy that the Lions are now eight and one for
the first time since nineteen fifty four.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Holy wow, wow, where others involved in so many different things?
GoF gonna taken on the leap hut for Jamison Williams.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
That's gonna be an intercepted.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
That is five interceptions for coming Okay, what's the little
what's the little thing?

Speaker 7 (02:32):
I fell asleep for the majority of the game. I
was so exhausted for the weekend. But were they all
laid in the end zone?

Speaker 6 (02:37):
And yes, the Selly's are incredible, I'm so good. But
you just played the Jamison Williams catch. How incredible was he? Well,
we didn't even know that was actually he's suspended or not.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
That was not but that was actually the interception that
took place when I'm just trying to throw it to Jamison.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
He was a huge.

Speaker 6 (02:54):
Part of at least the first half, you know, because
they were doubling the Moss Saint Brown.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
We couldn't get in the inzon.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
This Jared Goff talking about the interceptions that he threw
last night, which this is when you know your team
is good when you can overcome your quarterback throwing five interceptions.

Speaker 8 (03:09):
When you can dig him deep in those adverse situations
and come out on top, it just prepares you for
the next adverse situation. You know, it's never over till
it's over. We were in a hole there, big hole,
and they were playing well, they were humming on defense.
I kept giving them the ball over and over and
we fought. We really did.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Man, that's amazing. It's like a bad Madden game out there.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
You know. It's wild about Jared Goff. And this is
why I think this guy is such a winner is
he didn't let it get him to a point where
he got down off of it like he threw every time.
You don't know if they're winning or losing with Jared Goff.
Because Jared Goff's level of emotion is always constant like
that shows you how professional he is and how great

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he is. And I think it's so good with a
team this young to have somebody like that.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Now, one of the big stories that also came out
last night I think we do need to talk about
is did a Detroit Lions player duty themselves?

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Did you see his excuse?

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Did they Did they poo poo poo poo themselves? It
appeared that there was a an injury on the field
to Lions superstar James Houston, who last year, by the way,
James Houston was out for a good portion of the season,
if not all the season. Wasn't he with an injury?
He broke his ankle or something like that. They talked
about him last night on the game as he he
I think, got the first sack of the game and

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had a great had a great first half and second half.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Well.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
At one point they showed what looked like James Houston
with a duty mark on his pants. And that's the
problem with wearing white pants. Yeah, did you see his excuse?

Speaker 4 (04:49):
Though?

Speaker 1 (04:49):
No, what's his excuse?

Speaker 9 (04:51):
He said, He's setting gatorade?

Speaker 1 (04:54):
He said perfectly in gatorade. M maybe it was purple
and it just changed color. Do we know for a
fact that's what he tweeted? Let me see tweet.

Speaker 6 (05:06):
That's from the horse's mouth, he says, Ay, y'all, I
had said on some gatorade just chill, can't crying face
and a poop emoji just so unclear.

Speaker 9 (05:16):
Everybody's who's ever pooped their pants on national television didn't
lie about it?

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Do we What do we think I think you did
to himself? There's the way you sitting gatorade that perfectly.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
Listen.

Speaker 9 (05:28):
I actually think you're a better player for it, because
if you're going to work that hard.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
You care? Do you guys?

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Remember when t J Lang was in the studio with
us and he told the story about when he was
playing and his wife didn't see him on the field
and he came to the bathroom really bad. Yeah, And
we asked him the question. We said, TJ, what would
you do if you had to go to the bathroom
so bad? He goes, I would lay on the ground
and pretend like I was completely injured and had to
be carried off in a stretcher, because there's no way

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I'm walking around with duty.

Speaker 7 (05:57):
On my pack.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
Yeah, I don't know. What do you guys think? Do
we think duty or no duty?

Speaker 6 (06:03):
I'm gonna go with duty, bro, benefit of the doubt said,
but do you did you see the picture of what
it looks like?

Speaker 7 (06:11):
I'm looking at it.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
I don't know how you sit in gatoray in Alce.
But how much patting does that guy have on down there?

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Like?

Speaker 7 (06:19):
How much?

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Like?

Speaker 4 (06:20):
None?

Speaker 9 (06:20):
Don't you see their jock straps through their pants.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Don't I don't understand why they pants look really thick.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
I mean, you know those are not pa really and
they're well, they're white. I kp and I get, I get.
And by the way, we should stick out for him
because we'll never get him for an interview ever, or
any of the Lions for an interview if we if
we bash him.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
I think it's a great thing that band. Yeah, And
when you gotta go, you gotta go.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
And honestly, we've talked all the time about us duty
in our pants all the time and.

Speaker 9 (06:46):
We're not winning a million dollar games.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Only Doo doo once and it was involuntarily.

Speaker 9 (06:51):
You think this was voluntarily?

Speaker 3 (06:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
No, I mean if you got to go to the
bathroom that bad and you in the middle of the game.
They need to have like an outhouse or or a
porter potty right there on the sideline.

Speaker 9 (07:05):
There was a dude that puked on the ball a
few weeks ago. These guys are out there literally giving
it their own.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
I rather come out that and then you know how
they have the tent there, that's what what is the
protocol tent? Do they have a commode or anything in
there where a guy can go crap during the game?

Speaker 1 (07:20):
Comode?

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Yeah, like or something Grandma used to say or whatever,
But that's what it's called.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Like a chair that you would sit on that would
be a portable toilet once. Uh, they have to have
something there. What's up? Hopefully?

Speaker 2 (07:33):
And they have dude wifes they're sponsoring, by the way,
they do our official sponsor of the NFL. What's going on, Josh?

Speaker 10 (07:40):
Hey, Yeah, So I say, no, Dodo, I played football
And there's a pad right there with that, butters, there's
no WAYO have gotten on the outside.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
Right there inside saying absolutely and.

Speaker 10 (07:51):
Let's the absolutely rocket rocketed, you know, And that's just
you have to go change your pants because that's your
legs and everything.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Here's what we need. If they had orange gatorade, which
I'm assuming that that's what it is, it's orange gatorade.
If it looks like this, we need to know if
it was red gatorade. Does anybody know what the gatorade
was that they were dropping last night? That had to
be lying. I don't know that that thing looks like
orange gatorade too, Like that's what I'm going.

Speaker 9 (08:17):
Yeah, yeah, if you didn't do this is the most
embarrassing thing for him in the entire.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
As a player.

Speaker 7 (08:24):
Every girl, by the way, can like feel this pain there.
We've all been there. We've all wrapped the structure around
our waist. At least we can do that. He obviously
can from it, not from duty though, right from duty.
From yeah, from like a period accident, but you know,
like you know that feeling of I know what it
looks like. I'm a booty and I have to cover

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it up.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Josh, quick question for you. Have you ever had to
like during the game?

Speaker 10 (08:51):
No? Oh, yeah, Actually when I was in high school,
right after the game, I kid you not, we almost
we almost lost almost one. I thugged it out, but
after I had I ranted the bathroom. I had to go,
but I just made it.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Well, thank you, buddy, appreciate ethan.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
What's going on. It's Mojo in the morning. We're excited
about those lions. How about those lions.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
Yeah, it was a stressful game.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
It was, but it was so good, wasn't it. Yeah,
what do you think? What are your thoughts? It's the
it's the duty debate here on the Mojo in the morning, Joe.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
Yeah, I mean, even if he did, it's whatever. I'm
in the army and uh, I cracked my pants all
the time.

Speaker 4 (09:31):
Hey.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
By the way, Happy Veterans Day to you, my friend.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
We love you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
By the way, vets should get this on all occasions.
But you should see the list of things. Somebody pull
up the list of things and tell them all the
stuff that you're getting free today. There's a lot of things.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
That are that. Oh yeah, we do need to check that.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah, we got to do that in the next uh
maybe the next dirty report. Well, this, by the way,
is the dirty report right now.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Thank you, man. I appreciate you serving. Yeah. Wait, in
our have you ever pooped on yourself? He did?

Speaker 3 (10:03):
B Yeah, this one time. When I was in Afghanistan,
I got this and terry real bad, and I was
sleeping and I had a dream that I farted, and
I woke up and I had poop in my pants,
So I went and washed them out and then put
my pants right back on.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
We go, Eric, let me ask an honest and honest
question of anybody. Do we think we'll ever make fun
of a man that was in Afghanistan fighting, who dutied
himself duty myself? I would duty myself at the thought
of going to Afghanistan and having to be over there,
you know.

Speaker 7 (10:37):
Yeah, list by the way, you want me to do
it dirty?

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Or do you want me to do it right now? Okay,
But there's so much this is. You want to know
what you're gonna get for free today? They should give
you anything. By the way.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
You see, if you see a veteran today or anybody
that's that's a veteran, buy their meal for them today
because this they deserve it.

Speaker 7 (10:54):
Chilli's free meal from special menu, Cracker Barrel, complimentary Surprise Pancakes,
special Big B free sixteen ounce latte, Applebee's free entre
from a special menu, CPK free entre, and a drink Carabas,
free apple, dessert, City Barbecue, free sandwich, side and drink.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
That's that's a good one.

Speaker 7 (11:16):
David Buster's free entre and a ten dollar power card.
Duncan's giving you a free donut, free coffee with purchase
at Einstein Brother.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
You guys, this is like crazy. Yeah, that's great. Go to.

Speaker 7 (11:27):
I'm on Fox two Detroit's website and they have like
a huge list Olive Garden free entree, raising canes ten
percent off. I'm trying to think of some popular ones here.
Tim Hortons is doing free donuts, Wendy's free breakfast combo,
free app at Yardhouse, free combo meal at White Castle,
free breakfast combo at Wendy's. Starbucks, free twelve ounce brewed coffee,

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hot or iced at participating locations.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
Eighth to We're also we're gonna We're gonna give you
a free double date with Lydia and KP.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Thank you for serving, sir. We appreciate you. I love
our military. Really, what are your thoughts on that one?
You like that idea?

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Even though ladies, are you okay with the fact that
be duting themselves in Afghanistan?

Speaker 1 (12:12):
That's all right, You're very brave, thank you,