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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Well, jord in the morning's dirty on the thirty.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
By the way, when you walked in, Taylor, we didn't.
I don't know if you knew this. Shannon's right away goes,
how does she walk in the heels on the rocks
that are right here? Like she was built different all
the way around. Seriously, that's a woman right there, Shannon.
We love her.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Well, then I'm a man because I am wearing sneakers.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yeah, that's okay. We'll take you. We gotta get a picture.
We gotta get a picture. We see over first she leaves,
all right, so you don't go anywhere. Let her do
the dirty real quick and stay with us.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
So I talked about this story earlier and I want
to talk about it once again because I think it's
the big one today. Scarlett Johanson has had a stalker
and they finally got this guy because he was an
idiot and threatened to bomb the SNL studio where her
husband Colin Jost works.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Michael Joseph Branham is his name.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
He was busted in Manhattan on Wednesday afternoon for text
messaging this threat that reads, the next time you hear
from me, He's spelled here wrong. Okay, the next time
you hear from me, no, they're not. I will be
on SNOR. I will be on CNN on SNL for
exploding a bomb in the SNL audience. It was text
(01:15):
messaged to the messaging service from the university he attends.
Then a global security investigator for NBC Universal and thirty Rock,
where the show is filmed, of course received this text
and very promptly reported it.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
And something even creepier to me is.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
When they brought this guy to jail, and of course
they have to do you know, like a strip shirt
or whatever. He has scarlet tattooed with a big heart
on his torso wow, like taking up his entire tour,
So which is weird. He was arraigned late last night
in Manhattan Criminal Court on felony charges held He's being
held on three hundred thousand dollars bond. We talked earlier
in the week about this interview that DJ Academics did
(01:52):
with Kanye West, and Kanye shows up to this thing
wearing a silver swastika necklace and also an entirely full
body black KKK outfit, and so now Academics is being
asked about that interview.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
Yeah, he gave me a heads up, you know, and
I read the text wrong.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
At first.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
He was just like, I'm wearing my black outfit. And
I was like, well, black's my favorite color. I'm thinking
he's is gonna wear black, And then I read it again.
It's like, no, I'm wearing my black KKK outfit. And
I mean, you know, I try to at least start
the conversation by saying, why this representation. You're right, it's
hard to ignore the obvious. That's the elephant in the room.
(02:36):
He's sending very strong symbols that you know again he's
walking around with a with a with a plastika Chaine,
you know what I mean. Having conversations with him on camera,
even off camera, even if you disagree, he is making
some coherent points.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Yeah again, I don't know how points where.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
And lastly, keV, I think that your gut might be
not healthy. And I say that because you are one
of very few people I know that fart and it
doesn't stink.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Oh thank you.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
And so there is a story today about farts in
the dirty Fart's a very natural sign that your digestive
system is alive. Smelly farts the smellier they are. That's
actually a sign of a healthy digestive system. Your gut
is home to trillions little microbes that help you digest
food and in the process create gases like carbon, monoxide, methane,
(03:36):
and hydrogen. So if you've ever caught a whiff of
rotten eggs, if you're sitting next to mojo, that is
hydrogen sulfide gas. It is a gas produced when you're
digesting foods like eggs and red meat. Protein heavy diets
can also lead to extra smelly farts.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Good for you.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
However, maybe you're just eating a lot.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Of fiber because fiber farts cause more gas but less odor. Interesting,
But actually, stinky farts are not a bad thing.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
It means it means your gut's working, your healthy.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
I farted around Bianca yesterday and I don't think she's
been able to see her.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Real quick. Don't go anywhere. Okay, okay, Emily, what was up?
Emily high? Are you calling from the UK?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
I would say for all first time, long time, Yeah,
on the boat. I did my undergrad at Michigan Tech,
so I know good and well what a very hard
winter is.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
You're crazy, you're laughing. Listen and you know what's funny
is it's what thirty two or thirty three or something.
What is the temperature right now? I know it's in
the thirties or whatever.
Speaker 6 (04:44):
Two.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Yeah, So I'm you know, it's cold. It's not the
coldest that I've ever stood outside, but I've never had
to do a whole show outside in that, so it's
fair enough.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
I mean, Winter Carnival. If there is a different world, man,
totally changes you. But I'm doing my grad school elsewhere
definitely changed me.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
I'm telling you, man, we make we make our women
tough in Michigan, especially up in the up right up.
We love you, Take care, Thanks for the call.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
All right for all of today's Dirty.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
For all of this week's dirty, check out the podcast
search Mojo in the Morning in the free iHeartRadio.
Speaker 6 (05:18):
App directly from the source Mojo in the Morning's Dirty
on the thirty, you're.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Calling me, Cindy is going to get herselves some tickets
for Tomorrow night. Cindy, You're a winner. Congratulations.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Oh gosh, I can't believe this. I cannot believe this.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
You know what, believe it. You're there tomorrow night. Tina Fey,
Amy Poehler Fox Theater. Have a great time.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Oh my god, thank you so much, Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
We love you in Lake Orian. Thanks for listening to us.
Thank you. Hang on the one one second Lydia, We'll
talk to you, okay, coming up next here on the
Mojo in the Morning Show. We got tickets for today,
so your chance to win tickets you want to go
it is hit it and quit it for Opening day tickets.
Hit it and quit it. We want the best one
(06:11):
night stand story you got, bang bang babe. All right,
every this is a thing that's wild about this and
I cannot believe it. They say forty percent of people
have had a one night stand. Nearly half of human beings,
all of us have had a one night stand. We
want to hear the craziest one night stand and I
(06:32):
know people have them, and I gotta be honest with you.
I'm gonna we're not judging, but we're not doing voice disguiser,
So no judging, no voice disguiser, Just a chance for
you to go to Opening day Tigers today.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Go freeze your ass off and get ten dollar hot
dogs in honor of our baseball team.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Had Joe Tigers. This is Mojo in the morning,
Well, jord in the morning's dirty on the thirty.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
By the way, when you walked in, Taylor, we didn't.
I don't know if you knew this. Shannon's right away goes,
how does she walk in the heels on the rocks
that are right here? Like she was built different all
the way around. Seriously, that's a woman right there, Shannon.
We love her.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Well, then I'm a man because I am wearing sneakers.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yeah, that's okay. We'll take you. We gotta get a picture.
We gotta get a picture. We see over first she leaves,
all right, so you don't go anywhere. Let her do
the dirty real quick and stay with us.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
So I talked about this story earlier and I want
to talk about it once again because I think it's
the big one today. Scarlett Johanson has had a stalker
and they finally got this guy because he was an
idiot and threatened to bomb the SNL studio where her
husband Colin Jost works.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Michael Joseph Branham is his name.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
He was busted in Manhattan on Wednesday afternoon for text
messaging this threat that reads, the next time you hear
from me, He's spelled here wrong. Okay, the next time
you hear from me, no, they're not. I will be
on SNOR. I will be on CNN on SNL for
exploding a bomb in the SNL audience. It was text
(01:15):
messaged to the messaging service from the university he attends.
Then a global security investigator for NBC Universal and thirty Rock,
where the show is filmed, of course received this text
and very promptly reported it.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
And something even creepier to me is.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
When they brought this guy to jail, and of course
they have to do you know, like a strip shirt
or whatever. He has scarlet tattooed with a big heart
on his torso wow, like taking up his entire tour,
So which is weird. He was arraigned late last night
in Manhattan Criminal Court on felony charges held He's being
held on three hundred thousand dollars bond. We talked earlier
in the week about this interview that DJ Academics did
(01:52):
with Kanye West, and Kanye shows up to this thing
wearing a silver swastika necklace and also an entirely full
body black KKK outfit, and so now Academics is being
asked about that interview.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
Yeah, he gave me a heads up, you know, and
I read the text wrong.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
At first.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
He was just like, I'm wearing my black outfit. And
I was like, well, black's my favorite color. I'm thinking
he's is gonna wear black, And then I read it again.
It's like, no, I'm wearing my black KKK outfit. And
I mean, you know, I try to at least start
the conversation by saying, why this representation. You're right, it's
hard to ignore the obvious. That's the elephant in the room.
(02:36):
He's sending very strong symbols that you know again he's
walking around with a with a with a plastika Chaine,
you know what I mean. Having conversations with him on camera,
even off camera, even if you disagree, he is making
some coherent points.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Yeah again, I don't know how points where.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
And lastly, keV, I think that your gut might be
not healthy. And I say that because you are one
of very few people I know that fart and it
doesn't stink.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Oh thank you.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
And so there is a story today about farts in
the dirty Fart's a very natural sign that your digestive
system is alive. Smelly farts the smellier they are. That's
actually a sign of a healthy digestive system. Your gut
is home to trillions little microbes that help you digest
food and in the process create gases like carbon, monoxide, methane,
(03:36):
and hydrogen. So if you've ever caught a whiff of
rotten eggs, if you're sitting next to mojo, that is
hydrogen sulfide gas. It is a gas produced when you're
digesting foods like eggs and red meat. Protein heavy diets
can also lead to extra smelly farts.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Good for you.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
However, maybe you're just eating a lot.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Of fiber because fiber farts cause more gas but less odor. Interesting,
But actually, stinky farts are not a bad thing.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
It means it means your gut's working, your healthy.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
I farted around Bianca yesterday and I don't think she's
been able to see her.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Real quick. Don't go anywhere. Okay, okay, Emily, what was up?
Emily high? Are you calling from the UK?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
I would say for all first time, long time, Yeah,
on the boat. I did my undergrad at Michigan Tech,
so I know good and well what a very hard
winter is.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
You're crazy, you're laughing. Listen and you know what's funny
is it's what thirty two or thirty three or something.
What is the temperature right now? I know it's in
the thirties or whatever.
Speaker 6 (04:44):
Two.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Yeah, So I'm you know, it's cold. It's not the
coldest that I've ever stood outside, but I've never had
to do a whole show outside in that, so it's
fair enough.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
I mean, Winter Carnival. If there is a different world, man,
totally changes you. But I'm doing my grad school elsewhere
definitely changed me.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
I'm telling you, man, we make we make our women
tough in Michigan, especially up in the up right up.
We love you, Take care, Thanks for the call.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
All right for all of today's Dirty.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
For all of this week's dirty, check out the podcast
search Mojo in the Morning in the free iHeartRadio.
Speaker 6 (05:18):
App directly from the source Mojo in the Morning's Dirty
on the thirty, you're.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Calling me, Cindy is going to get herselves some tickets
for Tomorrow night. Cindy, You're a winner. Congratulations.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Oh gosh, I can't believe this. I cannot believe this.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
You know what, believe it. You're there tomorrow night. Tina Fey,
Amy Poehler Fox Theater. Have a great time.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Oh my god, thank you so much, Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
We love you in Lake Orian. Thanks for listening to us.
Thank you. Hang on the one one second Lydia, We'll
talk to you, okay, coming up next here on the
Mojo in the Morning Show. We got tickets for today,
so your chance to win tickets you want to go
it is hit it and quit it for Opening day tickets.
Hit it and quit it. We want the best one
(06:11):
night stand story you got, bang bang babe. All right,
every this is a thing that's wild about this and
I cannot believe it. They say forty percent of people
have had a one night stand. Nearly half of human beings,
all of us have had a one night stand. We
want to hear the craziest one night stand and I
(06:32):
know people have them, and I gotta be honest with you.
I'm gonna we're not judging, but we're not doing voice disguiser,
So no judging, no voice disguiser, Just a chance for
you to go to Opening day Tigers today.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Go freeze your ass off and get ten dollar hot
dogs in honor of our baseball team.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Had Joe Tigers. This is Mojo in the morning,
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