It's Kevin's Birthday!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Qui Detroit, USNX, Mosquite and green Dots, Toledo.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Is Mojo in the Morning. Mojo. He's amazing live Mojo.
Don't take my god, let me take that back to
the beginning.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Is it alrighty ready you're listening to Mojo in the Morning.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
You're a dodo ahead we.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Shi good morning, Happy holiday. It is April eleven, otherwise

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known as Kevin Irwin Day. This, by the way, is
the only day that you'll ever see me excited about
keV blowing that goddamn happy birthday horn. Yeah, happy birthday

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to Kevi.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Say, super baby.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
We appreciate you. You have brightened our lives for this.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
How old are you today?

Speaker 1 (01:28):
I'm thirty five, man, thirty five and still alivest.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Thirty live baby.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Wow, you look like honestly, I'm telling you blackmone crack
because you look like you're twenty man. That cauchey butter
and prayer wonder. It's amazing. All right, let's get this
show started. I told keV that he could pick like
one song today, So he's got a Chris Brown song
coming up here in just a second, and we've got
a ton of stuff to get to. Who's gonna win
the throwback throw down today. We're gonna find out. Coming

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up this morning, hair on the show, stick around for
that and look, Ron James Hennessy, do.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
You like that fry? Do you know? Do you know
how much pain it was for me to buy that
for you?

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Go juice? All all right, we're drinking this morning. Have
a great morning. That's Kevin's birthday.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
keV.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Hey, keV knows he always dresses classy. Sometimes sassy is
secretly smart assy. This is Mojo in the Morning.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
It's somebody's birthday today.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Here we go, Here we go. It is the official
birthday edition.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Welcome to the Mojo, the Mojo in the Morning Show.
It is Kevin's birthday Mojo in the Morning Show, thirty
five years ago.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
You were born.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Happy birthday, Cavvin. Welcome to the Mojo Mojo.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
In the Morning Show. Man, you got your mojo Mojo
in the Morning Shows. Good is the mojo Mojo in
the Morning Show. It's the Kevin have No Show. Here
we go. This is a mom Joe the Morning.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
So, this is a mom Joe the Morning. So, this
is the mot Joe No Morning. So, this is the
mot Joe.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
It is Kevin's birthday today.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
A little something in your drink, A man, you can't
drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
By the way, a very happy happy birthday to Kevin.
And you gotta love the way that Lydia celebrated for you.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
It's a sizy free cent.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
You, Lydia.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Thank you, love you so.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Exactly.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Wearing me on my god. All right, Happy birthday two, Kevin.
Happy bir day too, Kevin.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Tina, you know what. It's Kevin's birthday today? What's going on?

Speaker 5 (04:08):
Happy birthday, Cass, Thank you man.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
I met you at Irish and Naonia.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Oh amazing, Tina. How you feeling today? You're feeling good today?

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Because my son's birthday tomorrow. Oh, it's happy birthday. What's
his name? Shane?

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Happy birthday to Shane. Have birthday to Shane. Incredible birthday, Shane.
What's going on?

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Sean?

Speaker 6 (04:32):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (04:32):
What's happening?

Speaker 6 (04:34):
Good?

Speaker 5 (04:34):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (04:35):
This probably put a shawn y'all.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
What's good? How are you?

Speaker 5 (04:39):
Man?

Speaker 3 (04:39):
Hey? Check it out? Cam? Happy birthday, bro? Hey, it's
Friday to your same man. It's you aries bro, Hey,
y'all the coolest I told you before my dadda aris.
Y'all the coolest, most laid back people. Broke Hey, until
you get on that other side.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
You do free stakes, you shine, aries are scary.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
Get it in, bro Hey, you don't you don't look
that Hey, he's the dog.

Speaker 6 (05:06):
I wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
I wouldn't have guessed that dog.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
If you look at a picture of me, you wouldn't
have guest I'll be forty two this year.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Wow, you know what's going on? I'm telling you man,
I'm a gym and I like mojo. What's up feeling well?

Speaker 1 (05:18):
We'll celebrate together, buddy, appreciate you. Sean, Michelle the.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Beauty supply stull get that black soap. What's going on? Michelle?

Speaker 5 (05:26):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (05:29):
I would like to sing Kevin, Happy birthday. We call
our parents my parents, and I always sing Happy birthday
to them.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Okay, what are we singing?

Speaker 5 (05:38):
Go ahead, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday, dear Kevin, Happy birthday to you.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
I hope you have a fun one. Thank you, Michelle.
That was beautiful.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Look at these guys. Look at they're all wishing you
a happy birthday, Kevin. This feels good. Abby.

Speaker 6 (06:01):
Yeah, Hi, Happy birthday.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Cat, Thank you Abby, I love you so much?

Speaker 5 (06:07):
Food?

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Why I love you more?

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Isn't that beautiful? Looking at all these women calling? And
where the guys at today? Tye, Hi, what's going on?

Speaker 3 (06:14):
Tie?

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Just want to wish Kevin happy birthday.

Speaker 5 (06:17):
Let him know that he brings. He brings smiles my
face every day.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
I appreciate.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Why isn't that the greatest at waking you up every
single morning saying silly crap, we love you. Hold on
a second, guess who's on the phone. Cousin Brandy's on
the phone, brand.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
Hello, Hey, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 5 (06:42):
I just want to tell you happy birthday and I
love you and I'm.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
So proud of you.

Speaker 6 (06:50):
I'll probably stress Lydia.

Speaker 5 (06:52):
I was this morning trying to call, but I got through.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
I love you, Brandy, Brandy, right, have a great day.
That's a favorite.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Tell us a secret about Kevin that he hasn't told
us already, although I think he's told us every secret known.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
To man so far.

Speaker 6 (07:06):
I don't have a secret, but I swear I'll crash up.
Every time Shannon talked about.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
His ankles, we don't have him about that.

Speaker 6 (07:16):
He was a kid, know what happened, but he was born.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
I've got two scoops.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Who's on the phone. Hold on a second. Here, the
lady who was first to know you. Kev's mom is
on the show with us this morning.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
What's up. Happy birthday to you forgiving this guy your life.

Speaker 6 (07:41):
Thank you so much. Kevin is the best son in
the world, and I want you to know that God
is carried Kevin threw down through the years. Happy birthday.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
Hold on, hold on.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
There you go, Yeah, Mama, I love you. Your vagina
was my home for nine months.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Now he's going there. My heart is your home, your home.

Speaker 6 (08:15):
Than you have a wonderful day.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
I love you real quick, I love you all. I
love you too. Can hold on.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Kevi's mom doing me favor because Braandy just you know,
was on the air with a second ago. Family tell
us something about Kevin that is something that people probably
may have not heard, because I know you've told some
great stories about him, but there's got to be something
about Kevin that we haven't heard.

Speaker 6 (08:42):
Well, this is not a good story, but when he
was when he was little, he was a tyrant. And
we all know that Cavin has gas. But nevertheless, nevertheless,
he did something very bad and that was boo boo
and rubbed it all over the walls of passage. He

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has to make his mark.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
He made his mark, by the way. That is kind
of a thing.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
There's something about kids liking to play finger paint with
their booboo. You know every kid has done it, by
the way, the other day, he almost did it in
our studio hallway there.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
We wouldn't need a Oh come on, that's you boys. Guy.
We love you.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Kev's mom, we love you so much, and Kevin, we
love you.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
So I'll see you like, yeah, are.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
You guys celebrating night? You guys have like a thing
that you do, or I might just go pull up,
give a hug and a kiss. We got Pistons game tonight,
man fan appreciation night, last home game of the season.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
So there's something about.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
Salt Water the other day.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
That's a thing. They never moms and dads never get
the names.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Right. Oh, that's beautiful. We'll talk to you later Sweetwater.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Okay, beautiful lady there, she's a gorgeous woman there right now.
Gave you life and that's the reason why he's got
that smile on his face right now.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
All right, just motive in the mornings back in the day,
got back in the day stuff.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
By the way, how lucky are you'd have a Friday birthday?
Friday Friday birthdays are the greatest birthdays?

Speaker 5 (10:25):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Chloe Kardashian lamar Odom got married in this year and they've.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Found a woman that uncompatible?

Speaker 1 (10:32):
So what does this mean?

Speaker 2 (10:34):
And don't want to hang out story about that. I
want to get married right now. Sorry about that today.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
Really, if you've never watched the show Eastbounding Down, you've
got to watch it.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
It premiered in the shop. The sensitivity of Orientals. I'm
a father now, I take it this year is your boy? Huh?

Speaker 3 (10:50):
Yes, this is him.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Scott, pull your penis out and put it inside this infant.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
I'll bite it off, Scott, keep it in that. That's
called a joke. That clip might now be the greatest
example of it, but it's very funny.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
And Kanye had the big song on the radio this year.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
What year was it?

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Went along.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
To win Kashia tickets? Right now? If you know the year,
good luck? How did you pay call us and tell
us what year that stuff happened? Eight four four Mojo

Speaker 3 (11:24):
Live eight four four sixty sixty five six five four
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