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Speaker 1 (00:11):
Mojo of the Morning Show. It just seems like it's.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Not really that random, but he calls it random, and
I'm glad that there are others that agree that work
here at this radio station. keV says that he had
a random moment with some girls at a Kroger. By
the way, if you have a random moment with this,
I'm going to that Kroger. I don't know where that
(00:39):
Kroger is, but I'm going to that Kroger. It's Mojo
in the Morning show. Explain what you showed us yesterday.
After the show was over all right.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
After I explained, I need to know why you feel
like this wasn't a random occurrence like I'm telling you
it is.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Okay, tell us what happened.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
So after the show, I showed Mojo a picture of
two beautiful women who I had a random occurrence with
inside of Kroger.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Now this is the situation too, by the.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Way, models that looked like literally they could be Kardashians
or that's cold, they still cold?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
All right?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
So I'm in Kroger and this happened last week. This
is the day before Thanksgiving. It's Wednesday. We already got
our food because we bought food, so we had food already,
but we didn't want to eat the food until Thanksgiving.
So I popped in the Kroger to grab some stuff
for us to eat on Wednesday night. So my mom
in the car, my sister and the car just sign
in the car. I'm in Kroger getting the ones and tunes.
(01:32):
I finished getting the food, and I'm pushing through the
pastry section where they have all the doughnuts and the sweets.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
And the pleasantries.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
I look over and I see two sweets walking on
two legs. One of them it's a brunette, and it's
a blond. The brunette is who I first noticed because
the blond's back was towards me. The brunette was, Oh
my god, skin looked like it was glowing like my
man's Edward on Twilight. She was, she was, She had
the Twinkles bro and she was holding a cheesecake feeding
(02:04):
her friend like clearing it in bodies. They were having
a great time. I look over, I see these beautiful
women feeding each.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Other cheesecake, a piece of.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
A slice, like a slice of cheesecake. Are they just
that they just pulled from.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
That's what I'm assuming. I get there and I see
them in the active feeding each other. I say, damn,
that looked good. The woman the twilight skin says, do
you want some? I say, yes, I do. I pushed
my cart over there. She literally feeds it in my mouth.
I'm open, like baby bird, like my mouth is open,
(02:39):
like ah, she's feeding me the cheesecake. We're in this
little triangle. I'm like, is this really happening? Is this
my life? I bite the cheesecake moist. I'm like this good.
Her friend, the blond one, is like, have some of mine.
This is called caramel flavor. I'm like, I don't mind
if I do. I bite her caramel. I'm like this
is even better. Everybody's like they can't believe it's happening.
(03:02):
I can't believe it's happening. And then I turned to
the brunette and I said, did you try to caramel?
She was like, no, I take the caramel at the
blind here. I'm like, your turn, feed her to carmel.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
I'm like, this is crazy. Who's watching? It? Almost felt
like what is Wanda in the bakery. I'm saying to
you guys from the count You know, you.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
See those movies where It's like when you're in a situation,
everything around you goes dark. It felt like we were
the only ones inside of this Kroger is the only thing.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Scene from Love Actually, Now this is a scene from
Love Actually. This is a scene from uh Naughty Girls
of Kroger.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Uh wait, it's available right now on porn hubb. What
ended up happening the story? But the blind is like, so,
what's going on tonight?
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Or I'm like, man, you can go to Deluxe Flux
because I literally on Instagram and saw it's a party
down there. Mind you my mom and sister and Joe
signing the cars Thanksgiving. I just can't get you know
what I'm saying. I just can't take them in the
Kroger bathroom. You should no, no, no, you should have done.
You should have text your mom and said take Joe home.
You're babysitting tonight. I'll see you next year. Oh my
(04:03):
got I got their instagrams, so let me see.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I didn't see the pictures.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
No, you guys were cooling when he told us this
story yesterday after the st First off, this stuff doesn't
happen anywhere but in movies or in porn and happens.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I never seen these girls.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
All I keep thinking to myself is this guy. There
is not a This is not a chance that this
is a random story.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
This is not.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Oh my, the first cupcake, she is.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Beautiful, she looks get paid for the cheesecakes, would put
on d I don't buy it now. These girls, by
the way, first time.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
My god, you guys are literally dmout me.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Let me, let me stop for a second. Let me
stop this for one second and real they're not real. Okay,
So here's megan. Look at this girl.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Here's my here's my thing.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Jesus, would you eat somebody's I don't care if these
girls were ugly, would you take food from them?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Or would you? Absolutely not? No way, absolutely not. This
is the same guy that won't eat cookies that he'll
eat off of a random gold hand who's clearly under
the influence of something. If they're being this sexual and
a crowger, that's okay.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Mike, you like girls to you to eat cheesecake from
those girls, I'd eat out of a dirty kitchen.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
I don't care. He's the one with the weird standards me.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
It's about the cheesecake, not about the girls. For Cavin.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
I could not believe what Okay did? Did you already
try to get the tape? The security footage?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
We cam or Rachel over at Kroger and I'm gonna say, guys,
I want a picture of this. They probably don't condone
this though. Unless you're there just buying, you know, patries,
you can't reach out.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Please cam and Rachel hit them neat the footage myself?
Do you think, first off, do these girls pay for
this stuff?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Was there a video camera?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I've gotten yelled at when I've just grabbed food out
of the bulk container and just started eating it in
the store.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
People get mad at me when I do that.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
I feel like they were making a TikTok or something
and you're now a part of that.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
But thank god that I think that. What's what's going on, Cassie?
How you doing all right? So? Cav, Well, that sounds amazing.
It sounds like this was all just a big dream.
Why doesn't anybody believe? I believe you because I saw
the d MS?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Thank you? Wait, you're let me. I didn't see the
d MS. I just saw the pictures of what are they?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
What are they?
Speaker 5 (06:48):
D M?
Speaker 1 (06:48):
D M? Let me call them on the on the
air right now, Yeah, if you will, Okay, what do
you mean, call Instagram? Call Okay, it might be here.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
It might be weird though you might wait wait, oh,
I can't fit this piece into my thing.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Well you don't do that, man, It might be weird,
you think so. I mean, are you telling this story
on the air?
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Is weird?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Does anybody know these girls? Tell me if you know
these girls? Hold on a second.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
The girls, uh, don't don't see you trying to go
too far?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
They look like they're they've got are they what do
you think? Are they Albanian?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Or what? Are they? Beautiful? They just beautiful. That cheesecake
would make me look like that. Hold on, hold on, Carol,
what did you want to say to cav.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Good morning everybody.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I just wanted to tell Kevin he is lucky he
still has his kidneys. Those girls could have drugged you,
put you in a bathtime on some ice. Yeah, taking
your organ right for shirt. We got to see what
your back looks like as long. Well, I can't say
what I wanted to.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Say, Kate, could you imagine? Could you imagine? And there
there's Mama and Josiah and the parking lot going.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Is he coming out? It's Thanksgiving? We want to eat. Listen, Man,
I was trying. I was in there eating.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
I want to know. I want to know what that's
them together? Did you did you say anything to your mom?
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Imagine walking in the program and seeing this and eating cheesecake.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
That would actually they actually make me not want to
eat cheese cake.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Because let's be very transparent here people. Hey, Cody, what's happening?
Speaker 5 (08:24):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Guys? Hey, I'm pretty sure these girls must be certified. Yes,
supposed to be my friend.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
That was funny the disrespect I get around here, which
is so funny because I have treats.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Not for Katy. Norman, smack it out of your hand.
I don't even touch one. What's going on? Look at him?
What's going on? Norman?
Speaker 5 (08:52):
Joe?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
What's going on?
Speaker 5 (08:53):
Man?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Hey? Cav Yo, what's your Instagram?
Speaker 5 (08:56):
Man?
Speaker 4 (08:57):
Mine?
Speaker 3 (08:58):
keV knows kate e V k and O I following?
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Hey, this is I am this storming?
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Norman?
Speaker 5 (09:04):
This is your dad's friend, you know, the one that
I'm going to Jamaica with.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Man, Okay, what's up Storming? Oh yeah, I'm doing good?
Man a Mojo.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
About two weeks ago man, I am so mad. Man.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
I was on the phone.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
You would give them away kingle Ball tickets. She was
take You were taking call after call, giving away the tickets.
And I'm saying, oh yeah, I'm gonna be next. I'm
gonna be next.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
I love the station. And then the girl comes back.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Says, he picked all the ones that's gonna pick.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Have a good day club.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
I'm sorry, I know, I know not all of us
can be as lucky as Calvs.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
That was a lucky moment.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
No, but keV, you said, it's Kevin Knowles.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Yeah, yeah, I want.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
To see what these girls look like. And I had
a similar experience, but not the greatest.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Wait wait, wait, wait, tell us that experience you got.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
I was actually I was actually at Kolder, but I
was at the one on Greenfield near twelve miles or
eleven mile right there in South Yeah, and I prom shoe.
I was pushing my car and I turned the corner
and there were three girls, not two, but three, and
they looked like Instagram models. They were really fine. There
(10:10):
were blood girls, but they didn't give me the time
with that.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
By the way, all that set up for that man, Norman,
what's up, Amanda? Hi, morning, what's going on?
Speaker 5 (10:30):
It's Amber.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I'm sorry, I don't know. I said, what's happening? Man? Amber?
I can think of the.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
House them putting on this nice scene.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
He was a Kroger eating this cheesecakes from these.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Two hot girls.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Were you just listening to Moso's voice over Kroger?
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Yeahger's jobbers by. That's your hot temperatures? Fred, what's up?
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Everybody too? Yo?
Speaker 5 (11:14):
I'm always Kroger Yo.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
But you got to stay by the bakery. Look, you
know in the back where they got the brand. They
were right there, right by the right by the little refrigerators.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
Oh my god, bro, they always got the one at
that crow.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
I got to order right now to go there. What's up, Jennifer, I.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
Hey, how are you this morning?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
We're doing great. We're talking about Cav's big moment. Is
big moment with two girls and cheesecake. By the way,
was it two guys in a cup?
Speaker 1 (11:53):
It's two.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
I heard a little save serve comment and I'm just
over here like, well, cheesecake is one of those ready
to eat food.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Yes, I was ready to eat.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
Yeah. I just feel like he got really really bless.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
He got super blast Damn, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Godddddd, we'll eat it in this season.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
We'll talk to you later, Jennifer, thank you, take care
of yourself. Good day. All right?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
When Chelsea asked me to go run and stop off
at the store, she's gonna be like, why are you
going to that Kroger That just seems like it's a
far away from your house?
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Were't the trip