Kev is So Good at Sex, He Gets Free Stuff

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it is Mojo in the morning. Kevin is
one that has always been so humble. Matter of fact,
whenever I have heard the song Humble, I felt like
that song was written for one. Kevin otherwise known as
cav Or keV knows if you follow him on social media, Kevin,

(00:24):
what's the next topic that we're.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
I don't know why I was tasked or titled rather
as this, but I'll give you the situation.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
How about that? Okay. I go out to a nice.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Little bar and the only reason I went there is
because I knew the DJ. He sent me a flyer like, hey, bro,
I'm spinning here tonight. I was going to go home.
I said, no, let me go here, so I go.
He had the DJ move doing this thing. I'll pull
up to him like what's good?

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Man.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
I didn't even notice the girl that was next to him,
so he was like, hey, you know, And when I've
seen her, I'm like, yeah, because we used to smash,
like we used to you know, smash, So you.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
Were thinking of another word, like what is the other word?
I don't know a little bit of that. So eveither
when I see I'm like, oh, what's good? And it
was love It wasn't like an awkward moment. It wasn't
a weird interaction. We greeted each other, we hugged each other.
He's like, where you all know each other from. I'm like,
oh yeah, And.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
We both said it the same time, like we used
to work together, you know, because that's what needed to
be said.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Did you also work together?

Speaker 5 (01:32):
We don't.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
That's not a euphemism for what you exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:37):
Is parking girl.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Never mind, I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
You told the story about the girl that you in
the parking lot at Yes, at everybody's favorite home loan company.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
No, no, no, no, no. You looked at me.

Speaker 6 (01:54):
You're good.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
You're good. You're good.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
This is a different girl, but same situations too, though.
But this is not the person I was talking about.
But ironically enough, I guess she was. She was bartending
at this particular place. To me, She's like, hey, you
want to dream. I'm like, yeah, let me get a
Heneian coke, lastory shirt. End of the night I had
about three four Hendian cokes. I come up to her
to end. I'm like, man, so good to see how

(02:16):
much I owe you. She's like it's free.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Really, I swear whoa.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
So in my mind, I'm like, well, there's only one
reason it can be free. It's either because of our
SMAs sessions or my lovely personality. So my mom, I'm like,
what did you get for free? I know you've done
probably got something for free.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Wait a sec. Okay, So because you were good in bed?
Is that? Like the it can only be one or
two things. It can even be that.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Look I'm saying, is that the question you're asking people
to call in?

Speaker 3 (02:44):
I think that's a better question. Yeah, free because you
were in bed? I like that.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
But that's also Kev's claim. Is Kev's claim as he
was getting free Henny and cokes because he was good
and bad.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
I'm not saying that she enjoys something thing about me.
I don't know what it was, but it was how
much to us? How much conversation did you have with her?

Speaker 3 (03:04):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
From the moment, From the moment I recognize that it
has to be it was my glowing personality.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Then it has to then it has to be. Then
then that that's what it must be. You must be
amazing in bed. I'm not out here talking like that.
I would I I would love to know what this
girl's motive was or maybe this girl, uh gives a
lot of free drinks.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Who knows? Did anybody else? Did your friend get a
free drink?

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Typically the DJ always gets a free drink, but I'm
not sure, so I don't know.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
So we don't know if that, We don't know if
the DJ was also giving it to her or not.
That's none of my business. That okay, what so what
did you get for free? Because you gave it, you
gave some good loving Eight four four Mojoe Live eight
four four six sixty five sixty five four eight is
our telephone number, and that is the reason why this
particular topic has been appropriately titled. I don't know if

(03:54):
it's by Kevin or somebody else. How good was your
sex and Kevin's was? Kevin's was so very good? Hi, Stevie,
what's up. It's Mojo in the morning. I'd like to
introduce you to everybody here, Shannon, Megan, Mojo, and the
best love making guy in the world, Kevin Over.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
Kevin, You're the truth. I love your story, man, Yes.

Speaker 7 (04:20):
I think I can relate.

Speaker 8 (04:21):
Me and my new fiance.

Speaker 7 (04:23):
We went out about a couple of weeks ago, and
we went out of downtown into Eastern Market area, went
to a bar and the bartender used to be a
girl I never.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Like officially dated, but we used to hook up.

Speaker 8 (04:35):
All the time, and uh, they were pretty busy all night,
so she would just tell me I'm good whenever she
gave me a drinks, never charged us once a whole night,
each guy, like maybe two or three rounds of drinks.

Speaker 7 (04:46):
So because I can relate to that. I don't know
if it was because the smash sessions in the day
or because of the charming personality that I still care
or what, But.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
So you got free stuff also because it was somebody
that you had one time had a relatelationship with. Yeah, yeah,
And is it the same girl. Maybe this girl's bad
for business at that bar. She's got a lot of
guys that are out there.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
What's up? Emily Hyatts Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 5 (05:16):
Good morning, guys, how y'all doing the fantastic?

Speaker 1 (05:19):
We're asking the question, what did you get? Because you're
good and bad?

Speaker 5 (05:25):
Well, I'm gonna have to go with option B on
this one. It wasn't the good in bed because it
was from total strangers, but one hundred percent to turn
through and through. I was down in Cadillac Square a
couple of years ago with my husband, my best friend
and his wife, and I said, I was gonna go
get the snacks for everybody, you know down in the
tent where they have all the like hot dreams and

(05:45):
the things.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
Yeah, oh my god, such a vibe.

Speaker 5 (05:48):
But I got upo the counter. I was like, let
me get that that this that came up to like
almost fifty dollars worth of stuff for all four of
us to eat. And I said, but how much is
it for me? And of course how bad eyelashes?

Speaker 6 (06:01):
I was looking good. He was like, don't worry about it.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
We got you loud.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Yeah, that pretty girl privilege. It pays to be a girl,
and it pays to be a girl. That's pretty, man.
And I out, wait, you didn't even have to show
off anything. You probably all bundled up because there's called.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
Boobs. I don't have to put on makeup to get
that privilege, you know what I mean? Face car a
face card never declined, what's up, Stevie? How you doing, buddy?

Speaker 7 (06:32):
Doing good?

Speaker 9 (06:33):
Doing good?

Speaker 3 (06:33):
What's going on? Bun is the same Stevie? I just
talked to Yeah, Stevie Oh, why are you still on
the phone line here? I thought I hung up on.

Speaker 8 (06:42):
It kept me to give me linon tickets.

Speaker 5 (06:45):
That's what I thought.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
No, have you had sex with anybody here that we
work with.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
I want to make sure that it's that's a note
of that.

Speaker 8 (06:53):
Not yet.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
Desiree. What's going on? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi, Hi,
how are you good? What did you get because of
you gave some good loving.

Speaker 10 (07:06):
Well I didn't personally ever hook up with this person,
but I got a free oil change because the guy
wanted my number.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
Where was this? That was this that one of those
like change places.

Speaker 10 (07:22):
No, at a dealership.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Oh, so you went in to go get an oil
change and the guy was flirting so much with you
that when you went to go pay, he just said, no, you.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
Don't have to.

Speaker 6 (07:33):
Well, I got a car at a dealership and the
first two were like free, and I had said to
him and this was my third one, but they hadn't.
They didn't tell me that.

Speaker 10 (07:45):
They said for the first year, your oil changes are free.
I went in for my third one and the deal
was only two and when I went in, he was like, oh, no,
like it's I don't know it was like one hundred
and yeah, twenty bucks or something like that, and he
and then he came back. He was like, don't worry
about it, I got it.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
You hear her voice though, yeah? Hot? And you know
when she put it on?

Speaker 1 (08:10):
Did you also pretend when they show you the stick
and ask you for your approval?

Speaker 3 (08:15):
You were talking about it.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Yes, when a guy shows you his stick, never ever
insult his stick. By the way, question desiree, was it
a Ford and did you buy it in Holly, Michigan?

Speaker 4 (08:36):
No?

Speaker 3 (08:36):
Okay, sure, I was wondering, Marcos, what's happening?

Speaker 9 (08:42):
Hey, what's up?

Speaker 8 (08:43):
Guys?

Speaker 3 (08:43):
First time? Long time? What's going on?

Speaker 9 (08:49):
But no, So I just heard this topic and I
was laughing because I didn't get nothing for free. But
this girl I used to hook up with, not every time,
but she would ran only send me text messages afterwards
and an apple paint for like twenty bucks.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
After you guys would give me.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
After you guys would get would have sacks baked cookies,
she would send you apple pays.

Speaker 8 (09:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (09:15):
So she would like give a little detail on what
she liked. Yeah, and then she would say be like, oh,
go buy like a Starbucks or something not every time.
But yeah, so I was just not really free, but
I got money out of it.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
Love it.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
That, by the way, is unbelievable that you would get that.
You must be good. What does your stick look like?

Speaker 3 (09:35):
Now? I'm just kidding. What's up? Avery? What's going on?

Speaker 10 (09:40):
That's going a good? So this one time I was
I was hooking up with these two.

Speaker 7 (09:47):
Girls, you know, at the same.

Speaker 5 (09:51):
Time, Bragger next, and then the next morning they both
brought me, uh for to my job.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Oh wait, they to get to get They brought him breakfast.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
I think he said.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
He sounds like he has breakfast in his mouth. Still
did wait did you question? Did you guys? Did they
come together to bring you breakfast or each brought you
separate breakfast?

Speaker 3 (10:17):
They both brought brought it together.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
That's like the best threesome you could ever get. You
got sex from two women and they fed you.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
Yeah, it was one of the greatest four hours. Honestly,
what was better the sex or the breakfast?

Speaker 10 (10:36):
The breakfast?

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Okay, who brought the better breakfast? It's honest right there.
Thank you for the call, man, I appreciate you.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
Avery,