Kevin Goes to Bed at What Time?!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Uh, what do we got here? I stayed up late
last night.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
We ended up watching I watched the Luka Doncic returned
to Dallas game last night on the ESPN and and which,
by the way, it was so kind of cool to
see what Dallas did for him, but also how he
reacted to it. He was very emotional, you know, he
got You didn't realize that this guy who you know,

(00:28):
came here as just a kid to the States. Dallas
was his town. You know, they kind of grew in
him and helped him grow up a little bit, and
they put all that stuff up there. His idol was
up in the stands Dirk Novinsky, and it was cool.
It was really cool to see that he scored forty
five points or something like that like that. Yeah, it

(00:50):
was pretty amazing.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Went all.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah, but then I just stayed up too late. I
gotta get to bed early because I'm kind of tired
of that. You seemed tired today too, Are you a
little today? Cav'm sired? What'd you do last night? Did
you didn't have a game or anything? Did you no?
But I watched that game. Yeah, we got a game,
and I watched that game, and then I watched the
game after that. It was a good game between Denver
and the Sacramento Kings.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
What time time do you go to bed?

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Because you send your topics in at like one in
the morning or something.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Sometimes, Yeah, I mean I'll go to bed. It's interesting.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
I was talking to somebody your face last night and
it was around twelve thirty ish, and it was like,
that's typically the time I go to bed, between like
midnight and one.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
Holy So do you sleep during the day. Do you
take a nap?

Speaker 3 (01:33):
I'll take a nap. Yeah, yesterday I took a nap
between a great nap. Yesterday it was like a four
hour nap.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
That's the problem, Okay, you do it crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Once you do a.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Four hour nap during the day, you can't fall asleep
at night, and then it's yours yeb and then all
you're doing is sleep in little increments.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
I mean, I'm not going to force myself to stay
up if my body realizes in these rest.

Speaker 5 (01:51):
And before kids, I used to sleep like that. I
would sleep in halves. I called it. I would stay
up late and I would get like four hours of sleep,
and then I would do the show and then I
would go home.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
And sleep for like four more hours.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Yeah, but your day they say, they say it screws
up your metabolism too, that it never you never get
the full your deep sleep and rem sleep because you're
only doing four hours here, four hours there, like you
need eight hours consistency.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
You'll never get that. Maybe on the I mean on
the weekends, maybe I do.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
I just don't see me myself going to bed at
nine o'clock because there's too much going on. Or do
you feel like you're you feel like a loser doing
probably all the above. It's nine o'clock, Like what am
I doing? You know what I'm gonna have to do.
I have to put you on a curfew. It's gonna
be like with my kids. I'm sorry, I care about you.
I'm gonna send you to your room. I might have

(02:39):
to have a conversation. I might have to talk to
your mom about you moving back in because you might
have to move back in the house, or or I
might have to talk to Chelsea about you coming and
living with us. And it might be the way awake
thing where I actually have to turn my exfinity I
for Luke to go to bed, I would have to
turn my Exfinity Wi Fi off in the house so
that Luke wasn't on his phone or his computers.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
I get to live with Chelsea.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
You get to let you. I'll let you sleep with
Chelsea as long as you get an eight hour day.
You know that Chelsea with Chelsea, we care about you, Shannon.
I'm telling you you know what he does. You don't
learn about sleep until you, Like when I was younger,
and I was doing this job in my twenties, even
my thirties, possibly even forties, you think you're invincible and
then it catches up tat you gotta get some sleep.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
I do get sleep. Yeah, I wouldn't have been at
the same time yesterday your FaceTime on somebody at what time?

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Again? Midnight?

Speaker 3 (03:33):
The show, I could say, show starts at five. I
did the same thing yesterday and the day before that.
Your eyes are like half open. Now they are for real.
It's the tired day, guys, glossy eye.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Let me see.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
So the outgoing call started at eleven thirty six and
it went for forty It went for fifty four minutes.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
Once it hits ten o'clock, I start to paining.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Hold on stuff.

Speaker 5 (03:52):
I'm still late. I'm not joking. I get like massive anxiety.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
I know I'm acting like your dad and I'm not
your dad, because there's only one dad, and that is
Kevin Irwin, the first, the first Kevin Irwin. What's happening dad?

Speaker 6 (04:09):
Joke shoke? This is the mo joke. Yes, morning Shot,
Good morning mo Joe.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Good morning. Kev's dad.

Speaker 6 (04:20):
Amazingly bad. If I was doing any better, I'd be
sitting Yes.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
How much sleep do you get a night? You sound
like you got a good night sleep last night.

Speaker 6 (04:31):
What I do you know? And risk is very very important.
I mean risk when you watch left in order to
be your best Vin, listen up, you got to risk
in order to be your best Kevin.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
You hear that that no watching some useless Denver Nuggets game.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
I mean it was a good game last night.

Speaker 6 (04:52):
Well, I don't know now. I don't know now. And
that's part of Kevin's routine. Kevin has a lot of
jobs now, so got a stale coup of things.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
I know, I know, but I know, but he can
he can read about it in the morning or you know, watch.

Speaker 6 (05:07):
No, no, No. You can read about it in the
morning and be about it at night as well.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
How about that Oh my gosh, well, I thought you
were going to help me with this thing. I thought
we were going to parent this guy together here and.

Speaker 6 (05:17):
Look we are mojo. But I'm still waiting on that
phone call. But I won't mention we tried to.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
You changed your phone number, you got rid of your
old Why did you change your phone number?

Speaker 6 (05:27):
Actually, actually, you know, I didn't see that that that
text until later that evening, and uh and and and
uh literally was so kind enough to respond and and
get with it this morning. But I want to rock
the heads up, you know, because uh, I had things
to do as well. Man, I just can't sit around
with know you guys.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Call im well, listen, we we definitely got to get here.
We're gonna here's the deal. We got to talk to
Kevin about going to bed early. I'm a little worried
about him. I want him to be better.

Speaker 6 (05:55):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
You know, he was sick there for a little bit.
We all know that.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
And then he gave the influenza virus to Meghan and
then she got said, so there are you know what
I mean?

Speaker 6 (06:05):
He's not funny.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
I'm yeah, Well, well I think she got that at Freakers.
I don't think for me, well.

Speaker 6 (06:14):
Well, you know Kevin, Well, you know, man Rush Rush
is not going to be really a major priority these
next twenty four or forty eight hours. You know that
because because Kevin, you know, Kevin's birthday.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
I know that I was waiting for you to say that.

Speaker 6 (06:32):
And you know he's official, he can run for president.
You gotta be thirty five.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Oh, I never knew that. I forgot about that. Hey, hey,
we talked to yesterday on the show about uh oh yeah.
We talked about where you were conceived? And Kevin said
his was the boring one.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Where did you? I was about I don't know if
I can say that where did uh yeah?

Speaker 6 (06:53):
Where was?

Speaker 1 (06:53):
I can see where did you do?

Speaker 6 (06:55):
Kevin's mom exactly when he was conceived. He's on Churchill
Street in Detroit.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
One in our house or in a car?

Speaker 6 (07:05):
No, no, Kevin, No, yeah, Whitehill. Now I'm a West
Side of all my life. But it was such a
great deal back in eighty nine that I bought this house.
So that's what Kevin was. That's Kevin's first home. But
Kevin was conceived on Churchill Street. And I want to

(07:28):
say maybe we started out a job, probably maybe around
October something and uh finally came through. Kevin was born
three fifty seven am on a Wednesday. He weighed in
at seven pounds four houses, just like his father.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
Wow, and tomorrow we're celebrating your dog.

Speaker 6 (07:55):
All right, now, listener's real quick, man, this is so funny.
I wanted to pick Kevin up one morning from school
five years old. He was in kindergarten. So when I
get to the school, they say, mister, what how you doing?
I said, everything cool. He said, man, boy, that trefa
was cutting up today. I said what, And I said,
I'm gonna talk to him again. Now this is a
true story. That's truth. Man, got a little upset. I

(08:17):
put Kevin in the back sheet. I'm driving my eighty
eight Toyota Corolla at the time. Great car. Anyway, I'm
going off. Kevin's in the back seat. I'm going off.
I'm going off. I'm looking in the mirror. I'm he's
looking at He's just being quiet. So I'm repeating myself. Finally,
I'm just tired of talking. And then there's a pause

(08:39):
about five seconds and I'll say that. Kevin said, Daddy,
what I'm gonna pray for you?

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Oh my god, that sounds like a kind of thing,
doesn't it.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
That's all you know what that sounds like? That sounds
like Josiah.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
That's hold on a second, hold on. Danny wants to
make a comment. Danny, we're on with Kev's dad here.
What do you want to say?

Speaker 6 (09:08):
Morning? I just want to say I love one. Big
Cav called my day even better than the mojo, so
does wow.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
I love I love that you.

Speaker 6 (09:20):
Didn't get tib was supposed to say that Dan on the.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
Exactly my second time, not my first time.

Speaker 6 (09:34):
Well, you know it's better to set the travel.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Around, all right.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Well, listen, big keV, as Danny called, uh big keV.
We're gonna get going here to uh to. But I'm
glad that you called Kevin that he is. He needs
to go to bed. Okay, he needs to get.

Speaker 6 (09:52):
To bed early, totally. Man, get your rest at all seriousness,
and you guys, all of you guys, get your rested
because you all start all day. Remember, remember, man, there's
just a more.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
I love you, Boddy.

Speaker 6 (10:10):
Dog all right, and we'll talk later and I'll call
I'll call you tomorrow. Kevin, that's the dog on phone.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
I love you. Do not answer the phone. He said
he'd be calling me bro, But you know you, I'm
just Ken.

Speaker 6 (10:25):
I just I'm just messing with him. That's my guy.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Give him talk tomorrow.

Speaker 6 (10:29):
And I love you guys to continue to make the
radio listeners happy.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
I love it. By the way, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Get Kevin by the way for his birthday, I'm gonna
get him television. It doesn't work, so he's not watching
these these games. Okay, And we need a bed for you, Kevin.
You know what Kevin needs. Kevin needs a mattress endorsement, Like,
is there any are there any of these mattress companies,
because then he has to be on bad.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Yeah. I take a car endorsement too.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
They got these massage seats out that'll relax sleep in
your car.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
There you go, all right, keV, he's an acquired taste.
Don't like him. Acquire some taste. This is Mojo in
the morning.