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Speaker 1 (00:05):
All during the morning. I want to call Kevin out
on something here if I can. You've done it all morning,
I have not. I have been so good to you.
Believe me. I need to. I want to know why
I got to be there for you. I got to
make sure that you don't stray. Okay, So let me
tell you this. So yesterday we were all hanging out
in the studios doing some uh training. And after we
(00:28):
got done hanging out with each other, I was walking
out of the studio and the little guy that the
tiny end, the tiny engineer, the little guy, he goes, hey,
you left your wallet here, and I said, uh, I said,
thank you, little man. You're a kind You're a kind
(00:51):
of thank you. No, he makes fun of himself for
getting short. He's a good guy. So I said, oh, well,
it's not mine, and he goes, well, I don't know
who it is. So I'm like, looking around, it's you know,
it's none of the other engineers. And I'm thinking, well,
it can only be either mine, Zach's, or Kev's. So
(01:14):
I'm like, well, let's let's look in it. So I
get done writing down all the credit cards in there,
and I noticed it's Kevin Irwin, who's whose wallet it is?
And so Kevin left his wallet. He had to leave
because he went to go pick up Josiah from school.
So I called Kevin up and I said, hey, man,
(01:35):
you left your wallet here. So Kev's like, oh man,
I'm picking up Josiah's getting out of school here in
like fifteen twenty minutes. And so I drove him the wallet,
which was not that far from the studios. It's like
right right on the way home for me. So I
drove him the wallet at Josiah's school. I want to
call this guy out for something. Do you have your
wallet in your pocket? I do, Megan, just here, Megans,
(01:56):
you got a fatass wallet. That is the biggest. That's
a station, which it's not. It's not fat because by
the way, that is not only that is a foot
long there, that is the biggest sway, that's like double
don't think that's what do you have in that thing
that's so big? Let's see do you get to claim
you're an inch taller? Because when you said that is
(02:16):
very full, well, I think, listen, it's not much money.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
My favorite, my favorite thing in here is the prayer
card that uh Lydia's mom gave me.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
But now I can't make fun of you. I gotta imagine.
I got an Imagine reviewer passed. I got a couple
of Chipotle gift cards because you never know, you know.
I got an old Mega million's car, so you got to.
I go through mine like once a week and hear
it out. He's got more in his way. Don't put
it in in his wallet than you ladies doing your purses.
That is a big freaking wallet. I got a credit card.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
I got a business card for saying twenty four, and
I got a personal debit card. And I got these
Universal Studio passes because it helps you remember the trip I.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Had with Josiah. I got my I D couple of
business cards. What is out? I got an old idea.
I don't know why I got that good ID photos
you think.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
So I got my Heiress for some reason. I got
my Taylor swift eeron tickets, you.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Still keep that, honestly, there are physical tickets, and I
feel like this is such a big tour that who
knows some crazy swifty one hundred dollars for him in
twenty years. Yeah, he's got more in this wall, like
I'm not kidding when I say to you, every guy
that's out there, we didn't have never had that much
to fill in a wallet, let alone this guy have
(03:39):
it in a wallet. It looked like you know what.
It reminded me of my dad had a wallet like that.
So my dad had a wallet that was so big
it was like the biggest thing ever. And it was
again like that where he kept prayer cards in there.
He kept you know how you would go to a
funeral and when somebody dies, they give you a card
for these two. Do you really had those things? I
(04:00):
mean it was crazy the stuff that was in there. Well, look,
it's the holiday season.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I know you're a guy that likes to give I
would love one of those like little sleek cardholders.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Yes, that's what I want, Like I like from a yard?
I want are they? I want to be by the way.
You can't get it if you can't spell it, G
O Y A R d oh you got it all right?
Saying how about saying it already get it? You got it?
How about pronounce it again? Isn't it go yard? Yeah?
(04:31):
I think it is. I only noticed from like rappers.
I don't do com no, you know what what you
need is. I see these things on Instagram ads. Somebodys
tell me if these things are good? The the the
steel case ones where it's like you put it in there,
and it's also supposed to be that nobody can steal
(04:53):
your number on your wall wallet or something. I got
a Google you know what I'm talking about. They're they're
like there's something I don't know if they're titanium or
what the story is. It's a car and it's like
really thin. I see it on Instagram ads. Do I
get the same Instagram ads? I get it on the
Instagram ads and on my porn hubs and stuff like that.
(05:13):
But it's like it's like basically and you can put it.
Says that you can put like a bunch of cards
in there and your IDs and things and it flips out.
It goes like almost like a like a switch blade
or something. I don't know, James Bond, what do you
have right now? I have?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
So?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
I have I have this, I have a yeah, I
got a wallet one so I have a wallet, and
then I have my cards right here in one spot.
And then I have my driver's license and then I
also keep I also keep money with a rubber band,
so I have money level? Can I tell you, yeah, look,
this is 's wallet, this is my post. You got
(05:53):
a baby person, she's got a come on, she's got
a baby person. Honestly, do you want to pull out
everything that's my person compared sizes to your wallet, because
it's pretty close. Your altoids are as big as my wife.
Quick question? Do you think that I could pull off
a fanny pack? Because I'm seeing more and more guys
with fanny packs and also satchel things and they wear
(06:16):
like person like like man purses. I can see you
with a satchel you think, so would you be surprised?
What do you think with a satchel not a fanny pack?
If I feel like you could pull off either?
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Zach?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Yeah, Zach, I want you if I, Zach, if I
bought you a like a man, if I got you
a man purse, would you wear it? Would you wear?
Would you every damn day? Come on? I'm sick of
(06:49):
what do you got in that thing? I do a
lot of public service announcements, so I have cards. I
have all of my Christmas bonus UH car gift cards.
You haven't expelled them yet? Or I mean or saved them,
yet I have like spend them. I don't even know
what the word is. A two dollars bill. Yeah, look
at all this two dollars bill is a lucky bill.
You I use them for gas? Hold on, hold on.
(07:15):
We got to put all the wallets together and purses together.
Everybody put them together, and then let's see who's got
the fattest. Alan? Are you there? Alan here? What's going on?
What's going on? Buddy?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Not too much?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Man?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Headed the airport going to Miami for work?
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Oh you lucky bastard. Will you have any fun there?
I hope. So, so that's a jet what you're calling
up about? You know the name of that wallet that
we're talking about.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
I got the Ridge Wallett, the RFID protector.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
That's the one. Okay, Yeah, so that that is I've
I'm telling you. People have told me that this is
like the wallet. Can you fit a lot in there?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Seventeen cards you can fit in there. You can get
a cash strap option to are there you go?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Did you see that thing? keV? How cool it looks?
By the way, You got a promo code for this? Yeah?
I do.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
I'll send you one.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Don't get the cheap one. What do you mean? Yeah,
there's not the metal one.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
That's the first one I got.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
It kind of bent a little bit. But the titanium
one is the one to go. Titanium or carbon fiber.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
It could be carbon fiber could be better.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I ain't got one hundred and fifty bucks for this one.
It says titanium works. All right, have fun in Miami.
Let us know if you meet any cute girls down there. Yeah,
all right, we'll see Dylan. What's going on?
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Hey, how's the going O?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Good? Well? How much is a purse?
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Though?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Hold on there? Dependent you get it? Yeah, authentic or
fired by my person is authentic. Sixty bucks? Dylan? What's up?
How you doing good? What's going on?
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Oh? I was calling about the the RFID blockers.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Does it work?
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Yeah? So what it does is it blocks people from
scanning your credit cards. If you have like the tap
to pay, It blocks that from Uh, I'm using it
using electromagnetic signals?
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Can you do that? Like if somebody wanted to do tap,
they just have to put the machine up to my
my pant pocket. They can get my my codes.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Theoretically you could come on, you have to put it
really close to it. It has to be pretty much
like against your wallet. But if you have the tap
to pay, you can easily do that. Only problem is
you would have to know the person's uh uh pants.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Yell are spending a lot of money on nothing? Really,
you don't think that that happens. No, I can barely
get my dan thing to tap on the actual machine.
Guys like, nope, do it here, Nope, do it here?
Little like I? Yeah, you ever put your card on
the wrong side of the thing, I like the other side, don't.
Why do I feel though that I'm going to be
(10:05):
the guy that's going to go to the gas station
and get scammed by that swiping thing where you put
the I always feel like there's there's scammers out there,
and I'm gonna be the guy that's gonna get scammed.
Ben wants to talk to to keV with his per
He's got the George Costanzo wallet. Have you ever seen
that Seinfeld episode? Look google it, George, Google Seinfeld George
(10:27):
Castanzo wallet and you'll see this guy has one like
that looks just like yours. That's a big what's not Ben?
What's up? Guys?
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Youah? The Ridge Wall it's actually great. I have one,
and I'm like Kevin, I always misplaced my wallet somehow.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
So they actually have trackers. You can actually get one with.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
The AirPod trackers, so you can see where your wallet's
at at all times. What I feel to more sef
than the R F I D trackers.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
That's that's wild. By the way, can I tell you something,
This is a commercial for Ridge Wallet. I didn't even
realized it was gonna be. I was just gonna talk
about the fact that he left it in the studio, Kim,
are you listening, yes? And are they partnered with sponsored? Sponsored?
By the way, can I tell you the other thing
that was pretty cool was Kevin gets to Josiah School
(11:15):
so early so that he can be there and greet
him like he's the first parent in line basically to
go and pick him up. And he just sits there
and waits and picks him up. That's like, honestly the
coolest thing ever. Because as a dad, when I was
picking the boys up, I was always the late one.
I would get a call from the school and they
would say, hello, mister someone, are you gonna pick up
(11:36):
Luke Joe. Yeah, that's awesome.
All during the morning. I want to call Kevin out
on something here if I can. You've done it all morning,
I have not. I have been so good to you.
Believe me. I need to. I want to know why
I got to be there for you. I got to
make sure that you don't stray. Okay, So let me
tell you this. So yesterday we were all hanging out
in the studios doing some uh training. And after we
(00:28):
got done hanging out with each other, I was walking
out of the studio and the little guy that the
tiny end, the tiny engineer, the little guy, he goes, hey,
you left your wallet here, and I said, uh, I said,
thank you, little man. You're a kind You're a kind
(00:51):
of thank you. No, he makes fun of himself for
getting short. He's a good guy. So I said, oh, well,
it's not mine, and he goes, well, I don't know
who it is. So I'm like, looking around, it's you know,
it's none of the other engineers. And I'm thinking, well,
it can only be either mine, Zach's, or Kev's. So
(01:14):
I'm like, well, let's let's look in it. So I
get done writing down all the credit cards in there,
and I noticed it's Kevin Irwin, who's whose wallet it is?
And so Kevin left his wallet. He had to leave
because he went to go pick up Josiah from school.
So I called Kevin up and I said, hey, man,
(01:35):
you left your wallet here. So Kev's like, oh man,
I'm picking up Josiah's getting out of school here in
like fifteen twenty minutes. And so I drove him the wallet,
which was not that far from the studios. It's like
right right on the way home for me. So I
drove him the wallet at Josiah's school. I want to
call this guy out for something. Do you have your
wallet in your pocket? I do, Megan, just here, Megans,
(01:56):
you got a fatass wallet. That is the biggest. That's
a station, which it's not. It's not fat because by
the way, that is not only that is a foot
long there, that is the biggest sway, that's like double
don't think that's what do you have in that thing
that's so big? Let's see do you get to claim
you're an inch taller? Because when you said that is
(02:16):
very full, well, I think, listen, it's not much money.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
My favorite, my favorite thing in here is the prayer
card that uh Lydia's mom gave me.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
But now I can't make fun of you. I gotta imagine.
I got an Imagine reviewer passed. I got a couple
of Chipotle gift cards because you never know, you know.
I got an old Mega million's car, so you got to.
I go through mine like once a week and hear
it out. He's got more in his way. Don't put
it in in his wallet than you ladies doing your purses.
That is a big freaking wallet. I got a credit card.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
I got a business card for saying twenty four, and
I got a personal debit card. And I got these
Universal Studio passes because it helps you remember the trip I.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Had with Josiah. I got my I D couple of
business cards. What is out? I got an old idea.
I don't know why I got that good ID photos
you think.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
So I got my Heiress for some reason. I got
my Taylor swift eeron tickets, you.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Still keep that, honestly, there are physical tickets, and I
feel like this is such a big tour that who
knows some crazy swifty one hundred dollars for him in
twenty years. Yeah, he's got more in this wall, like
I'm not kidding when I say to you, every guy
that's out there, we didn't have never had that much
to fill in a wallet, let alone this guy have
(03:39):
it in a wallet. It looked like you know what.
It reminded me of my dad had a wallet like that.
So my dad had a wallet that was so big
it was like the biggest thing ever. And it was
again like that where he kept prayer cards in there.
He kept you know how you would go to a
funeral and when somebody dies, they give you a card
for these two. Do you really had those things? I
(04:00):
mean it was crazy the stuff that was in there. Well, look,
it's the holiday season.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I know you're a guy that likes to give I
would love one of those like little sleek cardholders.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Yes, that's what I want, Like I like from a yard?
I want are they? I want to be by the way.
You can't get it if you can't spell it, G
O Y A R d oh you got it all right?
Saying how about saying it already get it? You got it?
How about pronounce it again? Isn't it go yard? Yeah?
(04:31):
I think it is. I only noticed from like rappers.
I don't do com no, you know what what you
need is. I see these things on Instagram ads. Somebodys
tell me if these things are good? The the the
steel case ones where it's like you put it in there,
and it's also supposed to be that nobody can steal
(04:53):
your number on your wall wallet or something. I got
a Google you know what I'm talking about. They're they're
like there's something I don't know if they're titanium or
what the story is. It's a car and it's like
really thin. I see it on Instagram ads. Do I
get the same Instagram ads? I get it on the
Instagram ads and on my porn hubs and stuff like that.
(05:13):
But it's like it's like basically and you can put it.
Says that you can put like a bunch of cards
in there and your IDs and things and it flips out.
It goes like almost like a like a switch blade
or something. I don't know, James Bond, what do you
have right now? I have?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
So?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
I have I have this, I have a yeah, I
got a wallet one so I have a wallet, and
then I have my cards right here in one spot.
And then I have my driver's license and then I
also keep I also keep money with a rubber band,
so I have money level? Can I tell you, yeah, look,
this is 's wallet, this is my post. You got
(05:53):
a baby person, she's got a come on, she's got
a baby person. Honestly, do you want to pull out
everything that's my person compared sizes to your wallet, because
it's pretty close. Your altoids are as big as my wife.
Quick question? Do you think that I could pull off
a fanny pack? Because I'm seeing more and more guys
with fanny packs and also satchel things and they wear
(06:16):
like person like like man purses. I can see you
with a satchel you think, so would you be surprised?
What do you think with a satchel not a fanny pack?
If I feel like you could pull off either?
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Zach?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Yeah, Zach, I want you if I, Zach, if I
bought you a like a man, if I got you
a man purse, would you wear it? Would you wear?
Would you every damn day? Come on? I'm sick of
(06:49):
what do you got in that thing? I do a
lot of public service announcements, so I have cards. I
have all of my Christmas bonus UH car gift cards.
You haven't expelled them yet? Or I mean or saved them,
yet I have like spend them. I don't even know
what the word is. A two dollars bill. Yeah, look
at all this two dollars bill is a lucky bill.
You I use them for gas? Hold on, hold on.
(07:15):
We got to put all the wallets together and purses together.
Everybody put them together, and then let's see who's got
the fattest. Alan? Are you there? Alan here? What's going on?
What's going on? Buddy?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Not too much?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Man?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Headed the airport going to Miami for work?
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Oh you lucky bastard. Will you have any fun there?
I hope. So, so that's a jet what you're calling
up about? You know the name of that wallet that
we're talking about.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
I got the Ridge Wallett, the RFID protector.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
That's the one. Okay, Yeah, so that that is I've
I'm telling you. People have told me that this is
like the wallet. Can you fit a lot in there?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Seventeen cards you can fit in there. You can get
a cash strap option to are there you go?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Did you see that thing? keV? How cool it looks?
By the way, You got a promo code for this? Yeah?
I do.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
I'll send you one.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Don't get the cheap one. What do you mean? Yeah,
there's not the metal one.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
That's the first one I got.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
It kind of bent a little bit. But the titanium
one is the one to go. Titanium or carbon fiber.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
It could be carbon fiber could be better.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I ain't got one hundred and fifty bucks for this one.
It says titanium works. All right, have fun in Miami.
Let us know if you meet any cute girls down there. Yeah,
all right, we'll see Dylan. What's going on?
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Hey, how's the going O?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Good? Well? How much is a purse?
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Though?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Hold on there? Dependent you get it? Yeah, authentic or
fired by my person is authentic. Sixty bucks? Dylan? What's up?
How you doing good? What's going on?
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Oh? I was calling about the the RFID blockers.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Does it work?
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Yeah? So what it does is it blocks people from
scanning your credit cards. If you have like the tap
to pay, It blocks that from Uh, I'm using it
using electromagnetic signals?
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Can you do that? Like if somebody wanted to do tap,
they just have to put the machine up to my
my pant pocket. They can get my my codes.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Theoretically you could come on, you have to put it
really close to it. It has to be pretty much
like against your wallet. But if you have the tap
to pay, you can easily do that. Only problem is
you would have to know the person's uh uh pants.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Yell are spending a lot of money on nothing? Really,
you don't think that that happens. No, I can barely
get my dan thing to tap on the actual machine.
Guys like, nope, do it here, Nope, do it here?
Little like I? Yeah, you ever put your card on
the wrong side of the thing, I like the other side, don't.
Why do I feel though that I'm going to be
(10:05):
the guy that's going to go to the gas station
and get scammed by that swiping thing where you put
the I always feel like there's there's scammers out there,
and I'm gonna be the guy that's gonna get scammed.
Ben wants to talk to to keV with his per
He's got the George Costanzo wallet. Have you ever seen
that Seinfeld episode? Look google it, George, Google Seinfeld George
(10:27):
Castanzo wallet and you'll see this guy has one like
that looks just like yours. That's a big what's not Ben?
What's up? Guys?
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Youah? The Ridge Wall it's actually great. I have one,
and I'm like Kevin, I always misplaced my wallet somehow.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
So they actually have trackers. You can actually get one with.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
The AirPod trackers, so you can see where your wallet's
at at all times. What I feel to more sef
than the R F I D trackers.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
That's that's wild. By the way, can I tell you something,
This is a commercial for Ridge Wallet. I didn't even
realized it was gonna be. I was just gonna talk
about the fact that he left it in the studio, Kim,
are you listening, yes? And are they partnered with sponsored? Sponsored?
By the way, can I tell you the other thing
that was pretty cool was Kevin gets to Josiah School
(11:15):
so early so that he can be there and greet
him like he's the first parent in line basically to
go and pick him up. And he just sits there
and waits and picks him up. That's like, honestly the
coolest thing ever. Because as a dad, when I was
picking the boys up, I was always the late one.
I would get a call from the school and they
would say, hello, mister someone, are you gonna pick up
(11:36):
Luke Joe. Yeah, that's awesome.
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