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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Call the show now eight four to four Mojo Live
eight four four six six six four eight.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I have a question to ask, Okay, and this is
a question that's going to require honesty. And I don't
know if we'll get calls on this, but this would
be interesting. We're going to call this under the Missiletoe.
I saw this stat as I was preparing for trending
news today. One in six people have admitted to kissing
a coworker at the company Christmas party. One of the
(00:29):
biggest times that people will actually make out with a
co worker is usually when the most alcohol is usually served,
and that is at company Christmas parties. Has anybody ever,
anyone listening to whoever made out with a coworker at
your company Christmas party? Only to realize, Holy crap, I
think that just happened. Has that ever happened? First off,
(00:51):
have any of you guys ever made out with or
kissed a coworker?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Yes, you have way more than that. You have.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Okay, you at a coworker. Really, Josiah's mom was a coworker.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
She worked across the law.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I didn't realize that. And when did you guys hook up?
You guys didn't hookup around Christmas time? Did you nah?
That wasn't the first time did any of you guys
have that that happened? You had a company Christmas.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Party, not at a Christmas Day. I don't think it
was at a Christmas party.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
But I'm laughing because I remember where there was a
former member of this radio show who got shrong gnado
with our boss at the time at the company Christmas party.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
You know who I'm talking about.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
I'll refrain from saying both names, but everybody just looked
over and that was happening, and we were like, what
the heck.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Is going on?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
And it was the big big boss. It wasn't like,
oh yeah, it wasn't like the little boss. It was
a big boss and uh and it was crazy. And
actually one of the funniest parts of that whole thing
was I actually think that they were kind of a
cute couple, and I thought to myself, they should date,
and if they dated, this guy would have definably gotten.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Himself a better job out of the deal.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
You know, a four to four mojo live aight four
four sixty six five sixt five four eight or text
nine five five zero zero. I hear about these company
holidays parties and how it leads to a lot of
craziness and drinking and stuff. And then I hear these
stories all the time about people that are having these
company Christmas parties. And my brother used to work for
a law firm that and it finally got stopped because
(02:13):
I think the wives got tired of it. They used
to do an overnight stay holiday party that wives were.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Not invited to.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
I think any holiday party that spouses aren't invited to
is really shady.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Unless it's at your work during the day, like it's during.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Work hours like our pot look things that we have,
of course, right, But if it's like at a place
or whatever, and they say no spouse is allowed to me,
that gives me a pit in my stomach.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Yeah noo, no spouses allowed means the guy who planned
that party is banging somebody in the office and wants
to be able to fully enjoy himself.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Man.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
I always talk about how crazy these quickened parties are.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
And I remember one year, and tell me if this
isn't suggestive, you walk into it was at Huntington now,
but Cobo Hall. You walk into Cobo Hall, there are
about third preaty floating bids hanging from the ceiling. I
swear to God, like actual bed actually bids that you
could sit on and like they could.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Swing like no literal bids. You get up on the bed,
you can lay like instead of having no no no.
This is he was probably one at the time. He was.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
So literally floating bids instead of chairs and colleges for
people to sit on.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Was there a theme, because I know there's a theme
every year to that.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
I don't know what you could tell what that thing was?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
It was?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
That was a wild one.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Texture Hair says, I ain't calling because I still work there,
but my coworker and I started making out last year
at the holiday party, and we've had to keep our
relationship quiet. Another one here, six one six as made
out with a coworker at a Christmas party led to
my firing the next day. Wow, Jay, what's going on?
(03:56):
It's mo Joe in the morning. How are you very good?
Your good? You didn't kiss a coworker? Who did you
kiss at the company Christmas party?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Well, let's just say there was some alcohol involved, a lot,
and I found out the following monday when my boss
sat me down in his office. He awkwardly uncomfortably. Let
me know that if I ever touched his daughter again,
that it would be the last way I ever worked there.
Oh No, I did not know that this was his daughter.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
I had never met her.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
I did not know. But let me just tell you
I stayed working there for years after that and never
never spoke to his daughters again. Yeah, that's thought you might.
That was uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
By the way, I think, bringing your daughter to the
party with a bunch of dudes hanging out there is
probably not a great idea for that boss.
Speaker 6 (04:45):
Well, in.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Other words, there was a lot of other family you know,
people were bringing their sisters and their spouses and you know,
and there's it was a family funk shit party. So
but by no means, I had no idea, and we
were in an office and it just happened, and another
coworkers thought, and then the box found out.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Isn't that Yeah, thank you?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Monday morning was essentially uncomfortable, I bet you.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Yeah, thank you for the call. I got a voice
this guy is this one? Initial?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
L Are you there?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Kay?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Yes, I am all right.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
The stat the stat again that I just read, and
this is for anybody who's got a holiday party coming up.
One in six people have admitted to kissing a coworker
at the company holiday party.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
What happened?
Speaker 4 (05:25):
So my wife was five years actually che on me
and Christmas.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
With her boss?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Oh my god? Wow? So how did you find out
about that?
Speaker 3 (05:39):
I went through her phone?
Speaker 5 (05:40):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Man?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Was her boss male or female?
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Female?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
And she is married to a man?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Oh that's craziness.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Are they still together? She hung up the phone. She
hung up Jet. Wait a second, is this keVs? Who
was it? Jasmine?
Speaker 6 (06:01):
No?
Speaker 5 (06:02):
No, no, no, okay.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Because he talks about he talks about Jasmine Josiah's mom,
and he talks about uh, quicken Loans and how they
met there. But you were actually at the Quicken Loans
party with the bads, remember that?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Yes? I was, Yeah, I remember, I have a picture
sitting on one and I remember when we walked in.
I was like, this is strange.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
I mean, it's kind of cool, but it.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Did. And I think that was one where they had
like the one of those called like the aerial ladies
that like hang from the Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Okay, okay, all right, that's interesting. Shout out shot quick
and loans man making this stuff fu. That's no, thanks, Jasmine.
I appreciate you, you Jake, Like this one we were
talking about making out with a coworker. Jake, you did
not make out with the coworker. But what happened?
Speaker 6 (06:52):
No, there was mojo. I just want to say, first time,
long time.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (07:03):
So at an old work I worked for a fact
that we had a Christmas party at a banquet hall.
This up, you know what open bar. Everybody was wasted
and uh, you know, we're on the dance floor dancing
and the older janitor lady was out there dancing the song
Smack Dance playing, and she kind of just turned and
looked at me and she was like, smack that over
looking around all confused for a minute, but I was
(07:25):
drunk enough and cocked back and smack when you're right
in front of the dance floor.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Oh my god, Yes, I love you. Oh that's great, Jake.
This is the best texture of them all.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
And I don't know if we could even put this
on the radio, but at our company Christmas party, somebody
stuck their.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
D on the ice sculpture. Oh what what's that?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
One?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Movie? Like Jones, what happened at your company Christmas party?
Speaker 3 (08:01):
I mess around? I had sex with a coworker.
Speaker 6 (08:03):
Afterwards, I had to walk up back to our car
because she was a little drunk.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
So in wait, what was it like the next day
that you guys came into work.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Was it weird? Was it awkward?
Speaker 3 (08:14):
It was kind of weird. We just looked at each other.
We didn't say anything. But nobody found out her mom
worked there too, so it was weird.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Oh my god, buddy, you are incredible. That's that's unbelievable.
All right, well, well behave yourself. Appreciate you so much.
Call the show now eight four to four Mojo Live
eight four four six six six four eight.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I have a question to ask, Okay, and this is
a question that's going to require honesty. And I don't
know if we'll get calls on this, but this would
be interesting. We're going to call this under the Missiletoe.
I saw this stat as I was preparing for trending
news today. One in six people have admitted to kissing
a coworker at the company Christmas party. One of the
(00:29):
biggest times that people will actually make out with a
co worker is usually when the most alcohol is usually served,
and that is at company Christmas parties. Has anybody ever,
anyone listening to whoever made out with a coworker at
your company Christmas party? Only to realize, Holy crap, I
think that just happened. Has that ever happened? First off,
(00:51):
have any of you guys ever made out with or
kissed a coworker?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Yes, you have way more than that. You have.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Okay, you at a coworker. Really, Josiah's mom was a coworker.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
She worked across the law.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I didn't realize that. And when did you guys hook up?
You guys didn't hookup around Christmas time? Did you nah?
That wasn't the first time did any of you guys
have that that happened? You had a company Christmas.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Party, not at a Christmas Day. I don't think it
was at a Christmas party.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
But I'm laughing because I remember where there was a
former member of this radio show who got shrong gnado
with our boss at the time at the company Christmas party.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
You know who I'm talking about.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
I'll refrain from saying both names, but everybody just looked
over and that was happening, and we were like, what
the heck.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Is going on?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
And it was the big big boss. It wasn't like,
oh yeah, it wasn't like the little boss. It was
a big boss and uh and it was crazy. And
actually one of the funniest parts of that whole thing
was I actually think that they were kind of a
cute couple, and I thought to myself, they should date,
and if they dated, this guy would have definably gotten.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Himself a better job out of the deal.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
You know, a four to four mojo live aight four
four sixty six five sixt five four eight or text
nine five five zero zero. I hear about these company
holidays parties and how it leads to a lot of
craziness and drinking and stuff. And then I hear these
stories all the time about people that are having these
company Christmas parties. And my brother used to work for
a law firm that and it finally got stopped because
(02:13):
I think the wives got tired of it. They used
to do an overnight stay holiday party that wives were.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Not invited to.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
I think any holiday party that spouses aren't invited to
is really shady.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Unless it's at your work during the day, like it's during.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Work hours like our pot look things that we have,
of course, right, But if it's like at a place
or whatever, and they say no spouse is allowed to me,
that gives me a pit in my stomach.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Yeah noo, no spouses allowed means the guy who planned
that party is banging somebody in the office and wants
to be able to fully enjoy himself.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Man.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
I always talk about how crazy these quickened parties are.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
And I remember one year, and tell me if this
isn't suggestive, you walk into it was at Huntington now,
but Cobo Hall. You walk into Cobo Hall, there are
about third preaty floating bids hanging from the ceiling. I
swear to God, like actual bed actually bids that you
could sit on and like they could.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Swing like no literal bids. You get up on the bed,
you can lay like instead of having no no no.
This is he was probably one at the time. He was.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
So literally floating bids instead of chairs and colleges for
people to sit on.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Was there a theme, because I know there's a theme
every year to that.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
I don't know what you could tell what that thing was?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
It was?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
That was a wild one.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Texture Hair says, I ain't calling because I still work there,
but my coworker and I started making out last year
at the holiday party, and we've had to keep our
relationship quiet. Another one here, six one six as made
out with a coworker at a Christmas party led to
my firing the next day. Wow, Jay, what's going on?
(03:56):
It's mo Joe in the morning. How are you very good?
Your good? You didn't kiss a coworker? Who did you
kiss at the company Christmas party?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Well, let's just say there was some alcohol involved, a lot,
and I found out the following monday when my boss
sat me down in his office. He awkwardly uncomfortably. Let
me know that if I ever touched his daughter again,
that it would be the last way I ever worked there.
Oh No, I did not know that this was his daughter.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
I had never met her.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
I did not know. But let me just tell you
I stayed working there for years after that and never
never spoke to his daughters again. Yeah, that's thought you might.
That was uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
By the way, I think, bringing your daughter to the
party with a bunch of dudes hanging out there is
probably not a great idea for that boss.
Speaker 6 (04:45):
Well, in.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Other words, there was a lot of other family you know,
people were bringing their sisters and their spouses and you know,
and there's it was a family funk shit party. So
but by no means, I had no idea, and we
were in an office and it just happened, and another
coworkers thought, and then the box found out.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Isn't that Yeah, thank you?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Monday morning was essentially uncomfortable, I bet you.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Yeah, thank you for the call. I got a voice
this guy is this one? Initial?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
L Are you there?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Kay?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Yes, I am all right.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
The stat the stat again that I just read, and
this is for anybody who's got a holiday party coming up.
One in six people have admitted to kissing a coworker
at the company holiday party.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
What happened?
Speaker 4 (05:25):
So my wife was five years actually che on me
and Christmas.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
With her boss?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Oh my god? Wow? So how did you find out
about that?
Speaker 3 (05:39):
I went through her phone?
Speaker 5 (05:40):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Man?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Was her boss male or female?
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Female?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
And she is married to a man?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Oh that's craziness.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Are they still together? She hung up the phone. She
hung up Jet. Wait a second, is this keVs? Who
was it? Jasmine?
Speaker 6 (06:01):
No?
Speaker 5 (06:02):
No, no, no, okay.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Because he talks about he talks about Jasmine Josiah's mom,
and he talks about uh, quicken Loans and how they
met there. But you were actually at the Quicken Loans
party with the bads, remember that?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Yes? I was, Yeah, I remember, I have a picture
sitting on one and I remember when we walked in.
I was like, this is strange.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
I mean, it's kind of cool, but it.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Did. And I think that was one where they had
like the one of those called like the aerial ladies
that like hang from the Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Okay, okay, all right, that's interesting. Shout out shot quick
and loans man making this stuff fu. That's no, thanks, Jasmine.
I appreciate you, you Jake, Like this one we were
talking about making out with a coworker. Jake, you did
not make out with the coworker. But what happened?
Speaker 6 (06:52):
No, there was mojo. I just want to say, first time,
long time.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (07:03):
So at an old work I worked for a fact
that we had a Christmas party at a banquet hall.
This up, you know what open bar. Everybody was wasted
and uh, you know, we're on the dance floor dancing
and the older janitor lady was out there dancing the song
Smack Dance playing, and she kind of just turned and
looked at me and she was like, smack that over
looking around all confused for a minute, but I was
(07:25):
drunk enough and cocked back and smack when you're right
in front of the dance floor.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Oh my god, Yes, I love you. Oh that's great, Jake.
This is the best texture of them all.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
And I don't know if we could even put this
on the radio, but at our company Christmas party, somebody
stuck their.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
D on the ice sculpture. Oh what what's that?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
One?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Movie? Like Jones, what happened at your company Christmas party?
Speaker 3 (08:01):
I mess around? I had sex with a coworker.
Speaker 6 (08:03):
Afterwards, I had to walk up back to our car
because she was a little drunk.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
So in wait, what was it like the next day
that you guys came into work.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Was it weird? Was it awkward?
Speaker 3 (08:14):
It was kind of weird. We just looked at each other.
We didn't say anything. But nobody found out her mom
worked there too, so it was weird.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Oh my god, buddy, you are incredible. That's that's unbelievable.
All right, well, well behave yourself. Appreciate you so much.
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