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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's mo Joe in the morning. Megan is back after
being sick, and she's, uh, hold on, let me get
the h let me get the golf applause here for
one second, or the bowllying applause here from this, it's good.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
To have you back.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
That is uncomfortable to listen to.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
It sounds like popping, Like uh, do you remember those
little toys that had the springs in them that you
would like suction?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Come to the table and like.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Good, your voice sounds way better than it did the
week that you were set, because you sounded just horrendous
that day. Hold on, let me play for for you.
This is this is what Megan sounded like.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
The year is an example of what my voice sounds like. No,
it's so bad. It's so bad. How am I getting
sickerten to that voice?
Speaker 6 (00:49):
Do you sound like the girl of the lady from
Monsters inc?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
My boys Ali.
Speaker 5 (00:58):
Who last night?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Oh my god, spot on, that's truly what I saided.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Like the best word about all this was I went
to the doctor and she was like, do you need
a note for your doctor or for your boss?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
And I said yes, and I called up Tony. I
was like, I don't know where to submit. He was like,
you don't need a submit let us. I never submitted
a note.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
We need doctor's notes here, I.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Thought, because I had been out for two days and
then back and then out, and like I didn't know
how it worked. I thought everybody thought I was faking it.
So I was calling everybody to kind of prove that
I wasn't faking it. But man, I was just unbelievably
sick for most of my vacation.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
I was sick as well. Was there anything good that
came out of you being sick?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Like did you get rest?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Because I wondered about you, just like resting and being
able to get some sleep and sleeping in a little bit. Sometimes,
I actually you need that.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Thankfully, I did get a lot of rest, but I
got so off schedule it wasn't even funny. Like I
was staying up till five o'clock in the morning, was
sleeping into one in the afternoon, and then one day I.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Literally slept everything but three hours.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Like I just felt like I was not functioning as
a human being.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
It's weird when you get more sleep, you almost kind
of screw up yourself a little bit. From that, Yeah,
from doing. You had a bunch of stuff that you
had to do over the time. I know you were
helping a family member move. Didn't you also have a
court case or something like that?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
This is not fun.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Everybody was like, oh, Megan's taken off, like what is
he up to? Who have' having fun? I had court
at some point, but I sounded like that voice clip
that we played at the beginning when I had court, right,
and I use.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
An example of what my voice sounds like.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Howd you get what you were? You at court? Like that? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
So I was super sick and I had to get
up and I had to get dressed and do my
hair and makeup. But thankfully it was on a zoom
So I got dressed. Waist up, love, Yeah, look super
nice from the waist up. What's not looking good from
the waist down? But I'm sitting in my living room
and they had rules about like what could be behind you.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I was terrified. I didn't know what was going on.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
And court starts right, which by the way, was an
hour later than they told me. So I'm sitting there
for an hour just in this waiting room of the
zoom call, and the zoom call starts and this is
what the woman running it was like.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
If you do not follow the rules, I will kick
you out. Listen on, or you will be out of
this court and you will have to pay for everything.
Not my problem and my.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Butthole puckers because I realize that all of the paperwork
that I need is out in my car and I'm
on my laptop, so I have to hot spot my
laptop from my phone, and I am running off through
the streets of downtown Detroit dressed homeless from the bottom down,
in a button up shirt from the top up, with
my hair makeup done. And my parking garage is blocks
(03:52):
from my apartment, and so I'm literally running past construction
workers and all the guys working out at the hotel
gym and all like all of the security people and
people going into work, and all of the people running
to go get coffee because they started working.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
If you get knocked off of that thing, they think,
they think that you'll laugh.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
You're screwed.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
And the whole time I'm like, please, please, hou's about correctly,
please house, And people are laughing at me in the
zoom call because you can see behind me I'm running.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
You have to or they'll kick you out.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Really.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
So I'm literally you can see the panic look in
my face, and I'm running and she's booting people left
and right, and she's yelling at people, and she's made
and I'm terrified, and so I'm like, and I don't
know what order I'm getting called in. I don't know
if I'm next and I'm not getting to my car
or if I'm last in line. And I've got another
(04:43):
hour before I'm going to be seen. So I'm now
because I'm sick, sweating. She's yelling at everybody. People are
giving me weird looks in public. I get out to
my car and she calls my name. I get all
the paperwork and she goes, all right.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Uh, miss Nick, it is your turn. Show me your paperwork.
And I was like, good morning, sounding like Mike.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
Here's an example of what my voice sounds like.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Good morning is out the paper. This woman she flips
her entire scripture hit Oh my god, you sweet darling,
what's wrong? And I was like, jack, baby, this has
never worked in my favorite but I got the seventy card.
I was like, I'm music. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
She's like, oh, we could have reached I'm so sorry,
you had to get up for this.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
You're fine, everything's dismissed.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
In the zoom calls looked at me, and I'm surprised
nobody raised a middle finger because all of them were like,
are you kidding me?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
I saw somebody grab a box of tissues.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
And I was like, Oh, you're gonna play it.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
This is a card. So that was it.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
You're done.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Kicked me right out and said you don't have to
pay for anything. Anything's dismissed. What this over again? My
tag's being.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Expired, right, Okay, that's my fault.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
I will acknowledge. I messed up.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
I totally messed up. I was surprised that I was
forced to go to court.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
But it is.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Required in the state of Michigan that if your tags
are expired, you you can't just pay the ticket.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
That's what I wanted to do.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
I got new tags twenty four hours later, just wanted
to pay the ticket.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
They won't let you.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
They used to let you just go to the police
station and show yeah that you did, like they'd give
you a warning and say, within you know, seventy two hours,
you need to go to the police station.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
In so I don't know that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
So this is a word of warning or word of
I guess uh, I don't know a hack, a life hack.
If you are not feeling well, have a court date
when you're not feeling well, you might actually get a
sympathetic judge.
Speaker 6 (06:41):
Start working on his voice right now.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yeah, that's pretty crazy. That is.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
It's funny that you would think that the judge you know,
would have been past that whole thing. But I'll I
kept picturing you running to the parking garage. Is the
video of that guy remember in uh like Washingtonaw County
or whatever, that was in his car driving when his
license was expired. Excuse me, are you driving right now?
It's like, what the hell are you doing, you big dummy?
(07:08):
Or and then Megan's out there. They're gonna be like,
what are you doing? You know what They're gonna think.
They're gonna think that you're working the streets. Look at
you running out on the streets, hanging out.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
It was the scariest thing of my life.
Speaker 6 (07:19):
By the time she got to you or are you
just sitting in your car to do the call?
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Oh no, I was.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
My laptop was sitting about passenger seat, digging through my
glove box, like just digging through a million papers.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
She calls my name. My head pops up.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
I literally am shocked that I did not have like
snot running down my face.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Because you did the call from your car.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
From my parking garage.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
I was standing in the parking so I was sitting
in my living room this like beautiful backdrop. It was
super simple, looked super professional and like I had my
crap together And by the time I ended up there.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
I was like, please, don't have snips.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Not drip out of your nose while you're talking, like
kind of sweaty because I can't regulate my body temperature,
hacking up coughing tissues in my head. It was a
nice an, absolutely nice.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Why are the courts still doing virtual things like that
was just a COVID thing that they did. Now it's
like they're they're loving this thing. Huh, they like they
do it really.
Speaker 6 (08:10):
Good question, especially in something like this, And I go
back to it's an easy fix. Put your she already
had her tags. Just show up and put your tags
on your car, go to the police station. Be done
with the dang thing.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
What's up Terry High?
Speaker 7 (08:22):
Hi? So a few years ago, three days after my birthday,
I got pulled over for my tabs being expired just
three days. I thought I had it until the end
of the month. Apparently you don't. But I just had
to go to the City court building to a proof
of my tabs and pay.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
My six Yeah, by the way, I thought you had
the whole month to.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Wait. Do you have to have it paid by the beginning.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Of the month birthday? By your birthday?
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Oh it's by your birthday. Yeah, that's interesting. I didn't
know that either. That's kind of well, all right, thank
you for the call. I appreciated. Terror happy, happy to
have again with her voice back
It's mo Joe in the morning. Megan is back after
being sick, and she's, uh, hold on, let me get
the h let me get the golf applause here for
one second, or the bowllying applause here from this, it's good.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
To have you back.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
That is uncomfortable to listen to.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
It sounds like popping, Like uh, do you remember those
little toys that had the springs in them that you
would like suction?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Come to the table and like.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Good, your voice sounds way better than it did the
week that you were set, because you sounded just horrendous
that day. Hold on, let me play for for you.
This is this is what Megan sounded like.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
The year is an example of what my voice sounds like. No,
it's so bad. It's so bad. How am I getting
sickerten to that voice?
Speaker 6 (00:49):
Do you sound like the girl of the lady from
Monsters inc?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
My boys Ali.
Speaker 5 (00:58):
Who last night?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Oh my god, spot on, that's truly what I saided.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Like the best word about all this was I went
to the doctor and she was like, do you need
a note for your doctor or for your boss?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
And I said yes, and I called up Tony. I
was like, I don't know where to submit. He was like,
you don't need a submit let us. I never submitted
a note.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
We need doctor's notes here, I.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Thought, because I had been out for two days and
then back and then out, and like I didn't know
how it worked. I thought everybody thought I was faking it.
So I was calling everybody to kind of prove that
I wasn't faking it. But man, I was just unbelievably
sick for most of my vacation.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
I was sick as well. Was there anything good that
came out of you being sick?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Like did you get rest?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Because I wondered about you, just like resting and being
able to get some sleep and sleeping in a little bit. Sometimes,
I actually you need that.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Thankfully, I did get a lot of rest, but I
got so off schedule it wasn't even funny. Like I
was staying up till five o'clock in the morning, was
sleeping into one in the afternoon, and then one day I.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Literally slept everything but three hours.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Like I just felt like I was not functioning as
a human being.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
It's weird when you get more sleep, you almost kind
of screw up yourself a little bit. From that, Yeah,
from doing. You had a bunch of stuff that you
had to do over the time. I know you were
helping a family member move. Didn't you also have a
court case or something like that?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
This is not fun.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Everybody was like, oh, Megan's taken off, like what is
he up to? Who have' having fun? I had court
at some point, but I sounded like that voice clip
that we played at the beginning when I had court, right,
and I use.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
An example of what my voice sounds like.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Howd you get what you were? You at court? Like that? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
So I was super sick and I had to get
up and I had to get dressed and do my
hair and makeup. But thankfully it was on a zoom
So I got dressed. Waist up, love, Yeah, look super
nice from the waist up. What's not looking good from
the waist down? But I'm sitting in my living room
and they had rules about like what could be behind you.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I was terrified. I didn't know what was going on.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
And court starts right, which by the way, was an
hour later than they told me. So I'm sitting there
for an hour just in this waiting room of the
zoom call, and the zoom call starts and this is
what the woman running it was like.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
If you do not follow the rules, I will kick
you out. Listen on, or you will be out of
this court and you will have to pay for everything.
Not my problem and my.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Butthole puckers because I realize that all of the paperwork
that I need is out in my car and I'm
on my laptop, so I have to hot spot my
laptop from my phone, and I am running off through
the streets of downtown Detroit dressed homeless from the bottom down,
in a button up shirt from the top up, with
my hair makeup done. And my parking garage is blocks
(03:52):
from my apartment, and so I'm literally running past construction
workers and all the guys working out at the hotel
gym and all like all of the security people and
people going into work, and all of the people running
to go get coffee because they started working.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
If you get knocked off of that thing, they think,
they think that you'll laugh.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
You're screwed.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
And the whole time I'm like, please, please, hou's about correctly,
please house, And people are laughing at me in the
zoom call because you can see behind me I'm running.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
You have to or they'll kick you out.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Really.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
So I'm literally you can see the panic look in
my face, and I'm running and she's booting people left
and right, and she's yelling at people, and she's made
and I'm terrified, and so I'm like, and I don't
know what order I'm getting called in. I don't know
if I'm next and I'm not getting to my car
or if I'm last in line. And I've got another
(04:43):
hour before I'm going to be seen. So I'm now
because I'm sick, sweating. She's yelling at everybody. People are
giving me weird looks in public. I get out to
my car and she calls my name. I get all
the paperwork and she goes, all right.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Uh, miss Nick, it is your turn. Show me your paperwork.
And I was like, good morning, sounding like Mike.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
Here's an example of what my voice sounds like.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Good morning is out the paper. This woman she flips
her entire scripture hit Oh my god, you sweet darling,
what's wrong? And I was like, jack, baby, this has
never worked in my favorite but I got the seventy card.
I was like, I'm music. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
She's like, oh, we could have reached I'm so sorry,
you had to get up for this.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
You're fine, everything's dismissed.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
In the zoom calls looked at me, and I'm surprised
nobody raised a middle finger because all of them were like,
are you kidding me?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
I saw somebody grab a box of tissues.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
And I was like, Oh, you're gonna play it.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
This is a card. So that was it.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
You're done.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Kicked me right out and said you don't have to
pay for anything. Anything's dismissed. What this over again? My
tag's being.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Expired, right, Okay, that's my fault.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
I will acknowledge. I messed up.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
I totally messed up. I was surprised that I was
forced to go to court.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
But it is.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Required in the state of Michigan that if your tags
are expired, you you can't just pay the ticket.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
That's what I wanted to do.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
I got new tags twenty four hours later, just wanted
to pay the ticket.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
They won't let you.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
They used to let you just go to the police
station and show yeah that you did, like they'd give
you a warning and say, within you know, seventy two hours,
you need to go to the police station.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
In so I don't know that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
So this is a word of warning or word of
I guess uh, I don't know a hack, a life hack.
If you are not feeling well, have a court date
when you're not feeling well, you might actually get a
sympathetic judge.
Speaker 6 (06:41):
Start working on his voice right now.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yeah, that's pretty crazy. That is.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
It's funny that you would think that the judge you know,
would have been past that whole thing. But I'll I
kept picturing you running to the parking garage. Is the
video of that guy remember in uh like Washingtonaw County
or whatever, that was in his car driving when his
license was expired. Excuse me, are you driving right now?
It's like, what the hell are you doing, you big dummy?
(07:08):
Or and then Megan's out there. They're gonna be like,
what are you doing? You know what They're gonna think.
They're gonna think that you're working the streets. Look at
you running out on the streets, hanging out.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
It was the scariest thing of my life.
Speaker 6 (07:19):
By the time she got to you or are you
just sitting in your car to do the call?
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Oh no, I was.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
My laptop was sitting about passenger seat, digging through my
glove box, like just digging through a million papers.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
She calls my name. My head pops up.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
I literally am shocked that I did not have like
snot running down my face.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Because you did the call from your car.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
From my parking garage.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
I was standing in the parking so I was sitting
in my living room this like beautiful backdrop. It was
super simple, looked super professional and like I had my
crap together And by the time I ended up there.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
I was like, please, don't have snips.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Not drip out of your nose while you're talking, like
kind of sweaty because I can't regulate my body temperature,
hacking up coughing tissues in my head. It was a
nice an, absolutely nice.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Why are the courts still doing virtual things like that
was just a COVID thing that they did. Now it's
like they're they're loving this thing. Huh, they like they
do it really.
Speaker 6 (08:10):
Good question, especially in something like this, And I go
back to it's an easy fix. Put your she already
had her tags. Just show up and put your tags
on your car, go to the police station. Be done
with the dang thing.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
What's up Terry High?
Speaker 7 (08:22):
Hi? So a few years ago, three days after my birthday,
I got pulled over for my tabs being expired just
three days. I thought I had it until the end
of the month. Apparently you don't. But I just had
to go to the City court building to a proof
of my tabs and pay.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
My six Yeah, by the way, I thought you had
the whole month to.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Wait. Do you have to have it paid by the beginning.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Of the month birthday? By your birthday?
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Oh it's by your birthday. Yeah, that's interesting. I didn't
know that either. That's kind of well, all right, thank
you for the call. I appreciated. Terror happy, happy to
have again with her voice back
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