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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Mojo in the Morning Show, Megan had what seem like
an embarrassing situation until you hear the full story happened
last night. When is the last time that you, as
a person, have ever wet the bed? Will you call
us up and tell us what kind of bed?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Let me tell you. I I don't know what. I
don't know what's going on in my life lately.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
And I'm so grateful that I am single, because I
can't imagine this happening while sharing a bed with somebody.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
But I last night.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Watched a movie that was weirdly, way sadder than I
expected it to be.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I thought it was going to be a comedy. It's
that uh Jesse Eisenberg. What's the other guy's name? Culkin?
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Kulchin, Oh, Kieran Kieran Culkin movie? What's it called A
Real Pain? It came out a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
It is beautiful.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Go watch that movie right now. It's so good. It's
called A Real Pain. It's really short. It's only an
hour and a half and.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Uh spoiler alert, you will cry.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
And I don't know about you, guys, but when I cry,
especially right before bed, I'll wake up with like swollen
ice that looks like I've been crying in the morning.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
That's just me.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Yes, I do all the time, pilot, Yeah, and it
looks about I always say I have allergies.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
So I was like, I cannot wake up with swollen eyes.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Everybody's going to think that I was crying.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
One.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
I don't want to explain this, YadA YadA, yadda.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
So I threw on a sweatshirt and I ran to
my kitchen and I filled up like a gallon ziploc
bag with ice. And I get back into bed and
I laid like a mummy, like a vampire on my back,
and I put the hood over my eyes that it.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Didn't get too cold because I couldn't get a headache.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
And then I put this in my bag of ice
over my eyes and fell asleep with a bag of
ice up my eyes trying to reduce. Oh my gosh,
But what happened was I woke up and essentially water
boarded myself. But I had thought I had peed the
bed because my bed was so wet. It was in
my pillow, my mattress, my blankets, my sheets, my clothes, everything,
(02:06):
And I'm just damp and cold and shivering. And I
couldn't realize or I didn't know what had happened.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
I was like, oh my god, you read the bed.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Oh my god, how did you Like, you're an adult
woman who goes to the bathroom before she goes to sleep.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
I know the tank was empty.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
How did you fee the bed?
Speaker 4 (02:23):
And I turned on all my lights and I saw
the ziploc bag that was empty.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I just had spread all over.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
This reminds me of the time that Shannon went to
bed with a bunch of chocolate and then she.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Thought she yeah, I actually I think the last time
I peed the bed, like actually peed the bed was
when I was in high school and we were on
a family vacation and my sweet sister Jacqueline and I
shared a bed.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Oh I don't know what.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
The heck happened, But as an eighteen year old, I
wet the bed.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
I was so I didn't even wet the bed. When
I was little, I was a bed wetter.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I wet the bed till I was like eighth grade,
no joke. I used to have to bring the same
clothes to sleepovers. I was wearing to the sleepover, like
my mom would buy me duplicate clothes, so that I
wouldn't be embarrassed, and I slept with a hefty bag
basically around my pain. Did not Steve, Dude, you think
I'm lying. We'll call Steve Gorski right now, and.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Steve, he's still so sad to take the bag too.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
I would have it in my bag.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I'd go to the bathroom and go change, and I
would wait till everybody fell asleep put the damn thing
on because they didn't have like it depends for you,
you know what I mean, I should have. Nowadays you
can just go get an adult diaper or a big
kid a big fat kid diaper. That's a sleeping bag. Yeah,
there you go. Hey, and it was that not that
kind of wet? What's going on? How you doing Mariah?
Speaker 6 (03:41):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Hi?
Speaker 6 (03:44):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
What's going on?
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Hi?
Speaker 6 (03:46):
So when me and my husband first trying to start
a dating yeah, we went to a Jelly Roll concert
and I got a little bit more drunks than I should.
I stay it at his house and I woke up
in the morning and I peed him his.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
And he's still with you. Isn't that's love? That's love?
I'm sorry, bro, Yeah, but.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
You know what, it got so embarrassed and I told
him and head he was like, it's okay, go clean up,
golay on the couch. You're good.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Oh green flag though, green flag?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
No, no, no, yellow flag because it's the be You haven't.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Done it since, right, You haven't drank like that since.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
No.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
No.
Speaker 6 (04:31):
But he makes fun of me all the time for itself.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yeah, sometimes you just get that drunk. What's up, April,
how you doing hi?
Speaker 6 (04:39):
First time? Long time? My best friend peees the bed
whenever she drinks too much. She we shared the bed
on a bachelorette party and I was like, great, I
get to share the bed with her, and she pete
in the middle of the night. She woke me up
(05:00):
and she put the fan facing me. So it was
like the worst experience.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Wow, how did you get so unlucky that.
Speaker 6 (05:11):
I know? I was like the closest with her. So
they were like, you could sleep with you could sleep
with her?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
And I was like I was always told that I
was such a deep sleeper and that was why I
did it. So that was that was that was Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
She's like, I don't know, I don't care. It is gross.
Speaker 6 (05:28):
And she peed on her boyfriend's couch recently and She
told them that it was.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
The dog out. She gotta have some kind of a
bladder thing though. The doctor. What's up, Jen? Oh hell,
good morning, good morning.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Yes, I was thirty four years old when I went
to bed.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Okay, I had my child.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Oh I must have and extremely tired.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Well, and a lot of times have been a lot
a lot of times the the you know, we've talked
about this, uh with doctor Warner and stuff. But a
lot of times you have that baby, you lose control
of your you really do you know?
Speaker 3 (06:19):
My husband at the time was like, the bed's wet,
the bed's.
Speaker 6 (06:23):
Wet, and I'm like, I'm like, I'm waking.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Up all startled, and I'm like, oh my god, I
pet the bed.
Speaker 6 (06:29):
And it was from head to toll.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
It was dak Man. You know what, you got a
good guy though. He helped you clean that up.
Speaker 6 (06:36):
Oh well he's an ex now.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
So all right, well you take you take care of yourself.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Are you a first time? Long time? Well this is
my second time?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Second time? What was the topic like, the first time,
what was it? What was the topic the first time
that you talked to us?
Speaker 6 (06:58):
My cousins, the Howier's brothers.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Oh, okay, all right, this one's a little bit more embarrassing.
You have to tell us about Wrying and Ben oh
you know, right, yeah, that's when they were twenty five
years in prison.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah
Mojo in the Morning Show, Megan had what seem like
an embarrassing situation until you hear the full story happened
last night. When is the last time that you, as
a person, have ever wet the bed? Will you call
us up and tell us what kind of bed?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Let me tell you. I I don't know what. I
don't know what's going on in my life lately.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
And I'm so grateful that I am single, because I
can't imagine this happening while sharing a bed with somebody.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
But I last night.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Watched a movie that was weirdly, way sadder than I
expected it to be.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I thought it was going to be a comedy. It's
that uh Jesse Eisenberg. What's the other guy's name? Culkin?
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Kulchin, Oh, Kieran Kieran Culkin movie? What's it called A
Real Pain? It came out a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
It is beautiful.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Go watch that movie right now. It's so good. It's
called A Real Pain. It's really short. It's only an
hour and a half and.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Uh spoiler alert, you will cry.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
And I don't know about you, guys, but when I cry,
especially right before bed, I'll wake up with like swollen
ice that looks like I've been crying in the morning.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
That's just me.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Yes, I do all the time, pilot, Yeah, and it
looks about I always say I have allergies.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
So I was like, I cannot wake up with swollen eyes.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Everybody's going to think that I was crying.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
One.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
I don't want to explain this, YadA YadA, yadda.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
So I threw on a sweatshirt and I ran to
my kitchen and I filled up like a gallon ziploc
bag with ice. And I get back into bed and
I laid like a mummy, like a vampire on my back,
and I put the hood over my eyes that it.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Didn't get too cold because I couldn't get a headache.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
And then I put this in my bag of ice
over my eyes and fell asleep with a bag of
ice up my eyes trying to reduce. Oh my gosh,
But what happened was I woke up and essentially water
boarded myself. But I had thought I had peed the
bed because my bed was so wet. It was in
my pillow, my mattress, my blankets, my sheets, my clothes, everything,
(02:06):
And I'm just damp and cold and shivering. And I
couldn't realize or I didn't know what had happened.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
I was like, oh my god, you read the bed.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Oh my god, how did you Like, you're an adult
woman who goes to the bathroom before she goes to sleep.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
I know the tank was empty.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
How did you fee the bed?
Speaker 4 (02:23):
And I turned on all my lights and I saw
the ziploc bag that was empty.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I just had spread all over.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
This reminds me of the time that Shannon went to
bed with a bunch of chocolate and then she.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Thought she yeah, I actually I think the last time
I peed the bed, like actually peed the bed was
when I was in high school and we were on
a family vacation and my sweet sister Jacqueline and I
shared a bed.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Oh I don't know what.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
The heck happened, But as an eighteen year old, I
wet the bed.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
I was so I didn't even wet the bed. When
I was little, I was a bed wetter.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I wet the bed till I was like eighth grade,
no joke. I used to have to bring the same
clothes to sleepovers. I was wearing to the sleepover, like
my mom would buy me duplicate clothes, so that I
wouldn't be embarrassed, and I slept with a hefty bag
basically around my pain. Did not Steve, Dude, you think
I'm lying. We'll call Steve Gorski right now, and.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Steve, he's still so sad to take the bag too.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
I would have it in my bag.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I'd go to the bathroom and go change, and I
would wait till everybody fell asleep put the damn thing
on because they didn't have like it depends for you,
you know what I mean, I should have. Nowadays you
can just go get an adult diaper or a big
kid a big fat kid diaper. That's a sleeping bag. Yeah,
there you go. Hey, and it was that not that
kind of wet? What's going on? How you doing Mariah?
Speaker 6 (03:41):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Hi?
Speaker 6 (03:44):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
What's going on?
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Hi?
Speaker 6 (03:46):
So when me and my husband first trying to start
a dating yeah, we went to a Jelly Roll concert
and I got a little bit more drunks than I should.
I stay it at his house and I woke up
in the morning and I peed him his.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
And he's still with you. Isn't that's love? That's love?
I'm sorry, bro, Yeah, but.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
You know what, it got so embarrassed and I told
him and head he was like, it's okay, go clean up,
golay on the couch. You're good.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Oh green flag though, green flag?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
No, no, no, yellow flag because it's the be You haven't.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Done it since, right, You haven't drank like that since.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
No.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
No.
Speaker 6 (04:31):
But he makes fun of me all the time for itself.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yeah, sometimes you just get that drunk. What's up, April,
how you doing hi?
Speaker 6 (04:39):
First time? Long time? My best friend peees the bed
whenever she drinks too much. She we shared the bed
on a bachelorette party and I was like, great, I
get to share the bed with her, and she pete
in the middle of the night. She woke me up
(05:00):
and she put the fan facing me. So it was
like the worst experience.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Wow, how did you get so unlucky that.
Speaker 6 (05:11):
I know? I was like the closest with her. So
they were like, you could sleep with you could sleep
with her?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
And I was like I was always told that I
was such a deep sleeper and that was why I
did it. So that was that was that was Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
She's like, I don't know, I don't care. It is gross.
Speaker 6 (05:28):
And she peed on her boyfriend's couch recently and She
told them that it was.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
The dog out. She gotta have some kind of a
bladder thing though. The doctor. What's up, Jen? Oh hell,
good morning, good morning.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Yes, I was thirty four years old when I went
to bed.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Okay, I had my child.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Oh I must have and extremely tired.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Well, and a lot of times have been a lot
a lot of times the the you know, we've talked
about this, uh with doctor Warner and stuff. But a
lot of times you have that baby, you lose control
of your you really do you know?
Speaker 3 (06:19):
My husband at the time was like, the bed's wet,
the bed's.
Speaker 6 (06:23):
Wet, and I'm like, I'm like, I'm waking.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Up all startled, and I'm like, oh my god, I
pet the bed.
Speaker 6 (06:29):
And it was from head to toll.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
It was dak Man. You know what, you got a
good guy though. He helped you clean that up.
Speaker 6 (06:36):
Oh well he's an ex now.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
So all right, well you take you take care of yourself.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Are you a first time? Long time? Well this is
my second time?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Second time? What was the topic like, the first time,
what was it? What was the topic the first time
that you talked to us?
Speaker 6 (06:58):
My cousins, the Howier's brothers.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Oh, okay, all right, this one's a little bit more embarrassing.
You have to tell us about Wrying and Ben oh
you know, right, yeah, that's when they were twenty five
years in prison.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah
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