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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ojo in the morning. Had kind of a crazy day Yesterday.
I was pulling into a parking lot of Target, and
I knew I should have just done the drive up,
but I wanted to get out of the car and
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go inside and see what's going on. So I had
to park the car, get out of the car, go
inside the store. And it ended up costing me because
I pulled into a parking spot, opened up my door,
and the wind kind of took it, and the door
ended up smashing into the car that was sitting next
to me, and there was somebody sitting inside of the car.
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And it sucks because not only, you know, do you
feel bad about the fact that you hit their car,
but then you go, crap, what kind of damage did
I do to it? Now? Do I got to, you know,
have issues where I got to get insurance involved. And
I looked at my car first and saw that there
was really nothing to my Tahoe. My Chevy Tahoe looked
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like it had been completely fine. This guy's, on the
other hand, Ford Vagina, as I like to call it.
Have you ever seen a Ford Flex before?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Yeah, I think that's a wonderfully main American car.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
The Ford Flex is known as the Ford Vagina by
those who work in the Ford Motor Company. Never you
know why it's called the Ford Vagina. Why because the
Ford Vagina is one of those cars that is ugly
on the outside. Okay, but but that's it. That's all
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I'll say, because I'm not repeating whatever. But okay, So
I hit the guy's Ford Flex and I end up
gashing the crap out of the side. So bad guy
gets out of the car. And this is where it
gets interesting. Guy gets out of the car, he looks
at it. I go, listen, I'm really sorry. You know,
I will pay for that, and he goes, twenty dollars.
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I'm thinking to myself, twenty dollars. That's only one thing
that this is going to cost. Twenty dollars. So I
go twenty dollars, that's it, and he goes, yeah, just
twenty dollars. He goes, I'll take twenty dollars. And I
look at him and I go okay. And then I
think to myself, twenty dollars if this hit my car,
this goes into my car, you know, and and gash
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somebody gash my car. I'm not doing twenty dollars, because
I know even the slightest little ding on a car
is you know, thousand dollars or something. You know what
I mean? His collision shops, they got a racket going on.
So I stop for a second. I think to myself,
I think something's going on here. So I said, okay,
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i'll tell you what. I'll give you twenty dollars, but
let's exchange information. And just then he goes, you know what,
don't even worry about it. I'm good. And he gets
into his car goes to walk away. I go, now,
you sure I got the twenty dollars right here? No,
And he gets in his car and pulls out and
drives away. I don't get it. What do you well?
What do you think? That's a lot? That's what I'm thinking.
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I don't know. He had no insurance for sure, That's
what I'm wondering. Like I'm wondering. It's either no insurance
or Mike said to stolen. It could have been a
stolen car or something, who knows. Or he was somewhere
where he wasn't supposed to be and his wife was
at home. It could be that could also be too.
But although you know what is it giving me the information? Dude,
She's not going to know about it unless I call
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her up and tell her about it. Yeah, but in
the incident report, won't it say the target you know
on telegraph? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:32):
If his wife whatever incident report, she is a whole
different kind of lady.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Well he must who knows. Maybe he's a little shady.
That's why I think stolen because he didn't really care
about the car. Didn't sound like twenty dollars, right, Yeah,
but he wanted money bad. So if he's that hard
up for twenty bucks, maybe stole the car.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Have you ever gotten an accident with someone who didn't
have insurance before? The fear on their face and the
please no, no, no, no no. This sounds like one
of those situations.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Yeahs not something I had to fear until my recent move.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Yeah, or in your insurance was an issue getting it
here in Michigan, right, Well, not.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Even that I didn't realize. In Michigan, one in four
people are not insured, and that's an insane rate for
the United States.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
That's because we had that stupid insurance.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
And your insurance here is the weirdest thing.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
It's your insurance too. You're now a Michigan residence.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I know, I know, but like it was probably the
weirdest transition into the state.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yeah, well, uh yeah, I mean I just want to
know what the hell this guy's deal was. I've been
wanting to bring this up all morning because I wanted
to know. If there's any listeners that have a theory
on this. It could love to know what your theory is.
It can also be his premium would increase.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Yeah, and we already talking about high no extensive it
is because I mean, I know it's a no false state,
but I probably I would have paid him the money,
but I would have if Here's my big reason.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
I wanted to exchange the info. And some people may
huh was already there? Who is that? Who's this random
lady talking? What's your name?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
They?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
You me?
Speaker 5 (05:03):
And this is Kay?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
What's up?
Speaker 5 (05:05):
Take that Dan was already there? Oh yeah, so I
think he was already there. So you're gonna let you
give you twenty dollars? Like, oh, I just got a
free twenty dollars. And then your instantly was like let's
exchange information. You're like, no, I'm good, He's already played
that trick before that. Then was already.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
You know why I wanted to do the information, k
because I didn't want this guy coming back after me
saying it was a hit and run. You know what
I mean, I got no proof with just twenty dollars.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
No, that was already there, because if you didn't did
that bad No, we want more than there, right, we
wanted that quick twenty dollars. And then you asked for
his name and you're like, nah, nah.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
No, that's you're You're right, there was that There could
be that maybe that Dan't it didn't do anything in
my car, but it did hit it hard. Holy crap,
what's going on? What's up? Dan?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Hey, I'm telling you right. No, the guy didn't have
a driver's place, so he got nervous because he didn't
want the police to show up. And he's driving the
car illegally. I'm convinced.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Interesting.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Yeah, seriously, Yeah, no that I'm not gonna say anythingmore.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
All right, that's intering. Interesting theory, said, Dan's got an
interesting theory in this one, Linda. What's your theory behind
why it was that this guy took off the moment
I said let's exchange information, Well, I just want.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
To say, hi, I love you guys. Hi, I just
there's a there's a big possibility he might have warrants
out for his arrest or something. A lot of people do.
I watched those cop shows people nowadays.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Yeah, you know, you know what, you know, what is
so interesting about about that is he should have a
warrant out for as arrest for driving a ford Flex.
That's what I'm saying. Maybe it was not his car.
If you have a warrant out for your arrest, you're
not driving a Ford Flex, although you know you might,
because nobody ever thinks that a person driving a Ford
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Flex has warrants out for their arrest. Somebody actually riding
around in a four Flex right now, like this is
my dream car, and then them right now somebody said here,
you should call it the Ford ball sack instead of
the Ford vagina, because ball sacks are worse than vaginas.
It is true, by the way, although the second part
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of what I the reason why I called the vagina
is the reason why it makes it so much fun.
What's up, Harold High?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (07:40):
How you doing good? What's going on?
Speaker 5 (07:43):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Just was thinking, you know, I mean, I don't know,
I'm a different.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Type of person anyway, but maybe you know, they didn't
want to deal with the hassle of like he said,
the premium going up, or figured if he wasn't sitting
there and you did it, you know, he would.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Have never known.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
So he got out and at least offered him something.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
But then Wanda, man, I'm not trying to go down
man insurance around.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Or maybe he was just embarrassed to call him driving
a flex.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
I may be too Yeah, uh, that actually could be
the exact reason altogether. Steve Gabara is blowing up my
freaking phone right now, like.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
He and I are literally gonna like jets and sharks.
You We're gonna be waiting for you in the park.
Cannot just snap running the slash your tires.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
For those that don't know, Megan's future ex husband, Steve
Gabara from zoch Ford sells Fords and he's a very
good friend. Good morning, Good morning, Steve. Try Steve, tell
me every person that comes into zoch Ford and Holly
and buys one of those Ford Flexes, they're blind, right, Mojoe.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
You're being so mean to the Ford flax. I mean, listen,
it is a very interesting car. Can I break down
how it ended? Up the way it is.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
It's very simple.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
Yeah, people say the outside and it looks like a
Hurst and Ford. The entire outside of the vehicle was
designed by male engineers, but the inside is one of
the most beautiful Fords they've made in years. And as
it turns out, it was all female, all women that
designed the inside. They were all female engineers. So it's
one of those odd cars.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
That had by accident.
Speaker 6 (09:15):
But you're being so mean to it.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
You know what, it has feelings too. Wait, wait, they
don't make it anymore, still do they? Is that?
Speaker 6 (09:20):
Still do not make it anymore?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
But it's got like this fult following.
Speaker 6 (09:24):
Dude, every time we get one on a trade in
and we put it for sale, we get like twenty
phone calls at first.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Really, would you say that that car is similar to
what was the car that that Chrysler had the Was
it not the Pacific the PT Cruiser, the PT Cruiser Cruiser. Yes,
that was the ugliest car.
Speaker 6 (09:45):
No, that is apples and oranges.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
No, that's like that's like apples and prunes.
Speaker 6 (09:54):
Speaking of prunes, I noticed you didn't want to call
it the vagiint anymore.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Yes, Steve, and I love it. I love you, buddy.
What's going on? Megan?
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Hi, So you're coming about the fort flexpian of vagina.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
It's kind of funny because vagina is one of the
strongest muscles on the planet. It should be called the
ball sack because the ball sack takes one tap and
I think it's broken.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Say it again, Megan, say it again. I love it,
We love you. Take care of yourself. Hold on a
cop on the phone with us right now. Emily is
a cop. What's going on, Emily?
Speaker 2 (10:34):
How are you good? How are you We're good?
Speaker 1 (10:37):
What's up? Do you have a theory behind this thing?
Speaker 5 (10:40):
I do have a theory. Okay, So I think the
guy was just trying to be a nice guy, and
maybe he just wanted twenty bucks because it was just
being nice.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
And officers won't come to private property.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Yeah, I've noticed that. It used to be like back
in the day, you get a police report. You can't
get police reports anymore like.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
This, right, Nope, because it's on private Okay.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Wait, so you're just thinking it's funny. Everybody's got a theory.
The guy's got a warrn out for his arrest, he's
got a suspended driver's license, he's wanted by the law.
He's driving a Ford Flex. You just say he was
just being a nice guy and just said I'm enough,
I don't need this.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
Yeah, you probably knew who you were and thought you're
a cool guy.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
That's nice. Well, that's very well if that's him. Hello,
Sorry about what I said about your car. Take care
of yourself, all right? Oh are you on duty right now?
I am not.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
No, I have a day off.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Can you listen to us in us in your your
squad cars? Yeah? Absolutely, that's awesome. We well, hello to hello. First,
we appreciated any any police that are listening to us, uh,
you know, County, State local, any of you guys, We
love you so much. I'm one of the Oh, we
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love you so much. You guys had a busy day yesterday,
didn't chet? Yes we did. Yeah, a lot of people
down there. It was all hands on deck TPD. All right,
take care of yourself. Appreciate you.