Mojo's Worst Drunk Injury Ever

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Mojo in the morning show. This weekend was Dad's
weekend in east Land. Seeing this was my second Dad's
weekend that I've been to. Last year, I thought it
couldn't get any worse than that one year. Last year,
we all got drunk. These dads, we do not know
how to how to control ourselves because we think that

(00:22):
we as men can keep up with our fraternity sons
and we can drink like they drink. We don't understand
they do this five to six days, if not seven
days a week, and we usually maybe go out and
have drinks like once a week.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Is there so much peer pressure from the suns to
the dads.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
It's not even so much that it's the dad's wanting
to relive either what they didn't get to experience like
me because I didn't go to a college like Michigan State,
or they're reliving their college life like I met so
many great dads this year. Actually, I expanded the roster
of the Theta Chai dads. It could be honestly the
greatest group of guys. And I will say this to

(01:01):
Michigan State, and I know that Theta Kai's kind of
got it. It's they've had their share of fun on campus.
Those kids are great kids, and they're all going to
be graduating from that school and doing that school proud
with the things that they do because they're honestly, they're
all high achievers, especially when it comes to drinking. And
I got so drunk, and I'm going to tell you

(01:22):
my story here, and then when I tell my story,
I want you to share yours. I want to hear
the worst drunk injury you ever got, because later this
morning or maybe early afternoon, I'm hoping that Lauren or
somebody over at Michigan Orthopedic Surgeons can get me into
get an X ray or an MRI because I literally
fell on the stairs outside of Harper's the bar there,

(01:46):
and I missed I think stair number three and fell
down eight plus flights there stairs down the thing and
tumble down are actually not tumbled slid on my back,
so I did like it was like a luge, like
a bob sled sliding down the thing. And Luke said
it was the most amazing thing ever, because he was

(02:07):
right in front of me, so he kind of ran
out and I was trying to keep up with him
because he was like running fast like, hey, let's get
back to the hotel, like he wanted to go back
to where I was staying at the hotel and then
charge his phone and get ready for later part of
the night. I missed a step. I couldn't feel my feet,
and I slid all the way down and tumbled all
the way down to the point that I was on

(02:28):
my back, and then I screwed up something in my
left shoulder.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Hair right now, stop it. These are the front stairs.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Right, Yes, I put a picture in our prep for
you guys so you could see the stairs, because I
went and took a picture of the scene of the crime.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Just so you are aware too. And obviously you can't
see this unless you're watching the live stream. You have
not moved your left very much at all, and for
most of the show you've had a huge ice pack
on that shoulder.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
So I googled it, just like Harper's because I've never
been there, and I know this happens all the time,
because they have yelled and black caution tape on the stairs.
This what's happened all the time.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
The funniest part of the whole thing was, as I'm
falling down the stairs, what is up with your kids
laughing at you, Lydia. I'm gonna give you Luke's number.
I hope he'll answer the phone. But what is he
better answer after the weekend than I did for him?
What is up with when you fall down as a parent,

(03:25):
your children will laugh at you. They just sit there
and they're laughing hysterically. And at first I think he
was kind of concerned, worried that I, you know, might
have been dead. And then when he saw that I
popped up like a gymnast, he starts cracking up, laughing.
And I'm gonna tell you, guys, it was pure adrenaline

(03:45):
and embarrassment that that happened, because I literally can't pop
up right.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Now, look like, is it just I.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Can't show you the full thing because it goes, it
runs down my butt crack.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
But can you see this? Wait?

Speaker 2 (03:58):
I did not expect that. Oh my god, yeah, oh
my god.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
That's bad.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
Yeah, oh my god, that's my back right there.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
I would go to the doctor.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Free.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Where's the camera?

Speaker 5 (04:11):
I think you.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
That looks like, oh my gosh, how what are you sitting?
Doesn't that hurt? It's tough.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
I'm like riding a horse, basically trying to keep my
legs spread out.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
Are you on drugs, because like if I had that,
I would have to be on drugs.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Motorin doctor Warner. I called doctor Warner up, and doctor
Warner's like, you may need pain pills. I go, I
can't do it. I can't put any more chemicals in
this body after the chemicals I put in on Saturday nights.

Speaker 4 (04:43):
That's like propofol level injury, is it.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
It's the weirdest. The weirdest part is with my arm.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
This is about as high as I can go if
unless I go, oh my god and try to stretch it.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
But this back hurts me like really bad. Here's okay.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
The first funniest thing was me popping up like a
gymnast and Luke laughing. The second funniest thing was when
somebody screamed up top dog Wall, which I then corrected
them and said, David Femininio, so.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
That's actually her. It was bad. Oh yeah, it was
not good.

Speaker 4 (05:27):
That's even like your entire back is purple.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
It's bad. Yeah, it's really bad. It hurts. So I
gotta holding up my icepack over her.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Dude, think about this for a second. Aside from your
heart surgery, because that was obviously you know, if you
have to have surgery for this, you had to have
surgery because you screwed up changing a tire, and you
might have to have surgery again because you fell downstairs
because you were too drunk.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Oh my god, I know.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
These are epic stories.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
I'm not aging gracefully. This is not good to put
that on my back. That's I'm sorry. I was not
expecting that. I mean, I'm gonna be real honest. I
thought you were gonna be like, you got sympathy for
me a little bit.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
I think I I I'm not a doctor, but I
think I tore a rotator cuff or something. I think
there's something in my in my uh, in my shoulder.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Is it too?

Speaker 3 (06:18):
It is?

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Uh no, it's it's kind of like right on the
dropped it is. It's it started off as just a
little thing, and then now it's it's Friday. Yeah. So
I just hope that I'm not like, check that out.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
Yeah, you'res I.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Hope if I'm dying internally, internally, I love everybody, love
my wife, I love my kids, and Luca will I
will tell you that that place better be called Mojo's
instead of Harper's because I'm suing and I hope my
family is suing.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
Is there a way I can get somebody at Harper's
to get me the video of that? Please? I want.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
All right, I want to know your I want to
know your worst drunk injury, Danny.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
What's going on? It is Mojo on the Morning High. Hi,
Good morning, everybody, Good morning Danny. What's your worst drunk injury?

Speaker 5 (07:07):
It was kind of like yours?

Speaker 6 (07:09):
But I so, I was at a bar and I
was leaving the bar and they had just like a
little step that I didn't even notice, so I.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
Completely missed it. I did a summersault.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
It was summer.

Speaker 5 (07:21):
I scraped my knee, I scraped my elbow, was bleeding
all over and I even fractured my pinky.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Oh my god. And this is what were you drinking?
By the way, what was the was it tequila? Oh?

Speaker 4 (07:34):
Having snow?

Speaker 3 (07:35):
Probably Tito was the miller light?

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Combining them together, you're probably the worst hangover to What
were you drinking? By the way, I was drinking lots
of bourbon. I ended up bringing a bunch of booze
up for the Dad's and I think I had way
too much.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
I didn't drink one drink.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
I don't think at Harper's because I drank so much
at the at the frat house. Yeah, Melissa, Hi, what
was your drunk injury?

Speaker 6 (08:00):
Good morning everyone, Good morning. My drunk injury was with
my husband. We were at my sister's house, just having
like a normal barbecue with family, and of course I
decided to mix Miller Lyte in Tito's.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
As well, and you, I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (08:18):
I wanted vodka, but then.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
I liked beer.

Speaker 6 (08:21):
Yeah, So I thought I was like a gymnast and
a cheerleader and then a wrestler. So I decided, oh,
we're gonna wrestle. And I went to punch him and
I literally like hit steel and he's not even that buff.
I just it just happened, and I and simply started crying.
They were all like, get up, you're drunk, You're dumb,
screaming at me. I cried myself to sleep. The next morning,

(08:43):
we drove the Grand Rapids. I had to go to
the er. I fractured my hand in two different spots.
I had to go to physical therapy for six months.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Yeah, do you tell the doctors like when I go
to Michigan orthopedic surgeons today, do I tell them that
I just slipped and fell on the ground.

Speaker 5 (09:03):
I would.

Speaker 6 (09:04):
I would because I told them the truth. And then
they were like, is their abuse in your house?

Speaker 3 (09:09):
No, not at all.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
I was drunk and dumb.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Oh geez, I'll never drink like this ever again. Famous
last words. Uh, Paige, you dislocated you're you're and broke
your knee. You can you can break a knee?

Speaker 5 (09:24):
Yeah, well it was my kneecap. But yes, I was
dancing at a bar and I like jumped and twisted
and I instantly felt my kneecap go to the side
and I had to have the They turned the lights
on at the bar. The EMS came in with a
stretcher and turns out I needed surgery afterwards.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
Let me get drunk. Story. We were drinking, Tito and
uh voice this guy. See what did you do? See?

Speaker 7 (09:53):
On my twenty first birthday, I hit my bumper with
my face? What demographs?

Speaker 3 (10:01):
Okay, got a concussion?

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Yeah, why were you by your bumper? Explained to me?
Where what you were doing next to your bumper?

Speaker 7 (10:09):
I got out of the car and I went to
go run in the house, but like the drunk run.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
In front of you.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Yeah, oh my, so you hit your bumper with your face.
You had to go and get surgery concussion. Oh yeah,
how'd your teeth last?

Speaker 3 (10:27):
Did they? Were they? Okay?

Speaker 2 (10:29):
Good?

Speaker 7 (10:29):
They were fine.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
You got lucky. You got lucky. That's the thing.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
I honestly feel blessed that I didn't hit my head,
because you hear people die from head injuries.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
I mean, remember when I was drunk scootering in downtown
Detroit and flip over the scooter bars and I was
worried about my teeth and I had screwed up my
I screwed up my face so bad.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
I honestly, I'm I'm happy that you can't visually see it.
But if you, if can you imagine if I landed
on my face and my face looked like my back
looks sorry now, like that would ask like that is horrible?
Like I literally won and I'm gonna have to see
if they'll let me know this.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
Can you break your ass?

Speaker 2 (11:05):
Yes, you can tailbone.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
You can break your your tailbone.

Speaker 4 (11:08):
And breaking your pelviss is super dangerous, super dangerous.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
Really, yeah, do you feel like do your hips feel.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Okay, my hips. My hips feel fine.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Honestly, it's just the the war wound of the going
down the steps.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
People are demanding to see you, to get on Facebook Live.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
Yeah, but you got to give them like a prep
because I feel like everybody hearing this right now is
going to log into our Facebook Live.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
But there, I'll give you a second.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
I want to see. I wonder if a local answer.
Yesterday he was sending me like she said that I
was so drunk. At one point, I said something really
kind of goofy to a listener that came up and.

Speaker 4 (11:45):
Talked, that's my biggest fear about getting like drunk in public.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
If voicemail the person Luke, he's not an answer and
he won't answer my call, he said. That listener walked
up and asked to take pictures. He said, I was
taking pictures, which I do not remember taking pictures with
anybody at the end of the night. I only took
pictures with people I think at Luau Louis or whatever
the hell the place was called, such a college partner

(12:13):
and the person that I took a picture with at
the end of the night one of the kids from
Luke's fraternity. Because you know they're from different areas, like
the kid was from Buffalo or something. He goes, Man,
he goes, this is really wild that everybody knows who
you are. And uh and he said, that's kind of wild.
They come up and just ask you for pictures and
I go, just part of the game, kid.

Speaker 4 (12:31):
Topic you ever get tagged in those and then see
yourself and you're like, oh wow, oh god, oh my god,
it's so bored.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
If a butt crack, but yep.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
Oh so bad.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
I know, well made me promise.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
Not to show my butt crack. It's so bad.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
Honestly, your butt crack blends in with the bruise.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
Yeah, yeah, that is bad. See that. I came in
to work.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
Oh my god, he's here.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
And I came into work today and you guys, you know.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
I'm more worried about your shoulder. But that's bad. I
don't know how you're not.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
That's what I said, Lydia your seat because honestly, my
ass crack. It's first off, I have no ass. That's
one thing, so there is no.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
Ass, but she is.

Speaker 4 (13:27):
Just there's like, by the way, as soon as you
said I'm gonna show on Facebook, her skyrocketed and then
she zoomed.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
In, Bianca, can you do a super slow motion and
have me go oh like that? My god, oh man,
I know so Michigan Orthopedic Surgeons, am I or so? So
I need I need to get in today. I need

(13:54):
to figure this out. I need to figure out what's
going on now. Yes, and David Feminine Chelsea goes, you
can't sue, I said, I'm not. I'm not going to
sue for anything other than I want that place to
be called Mojo's Harper's.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
I don't even want money. I just want the name
of the place.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
Ruth's, Chris exactly, Mojo's.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
Or name the stairs after me, like like give me
the memorial stairs.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
Or something.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
Memorial. You're still here, I.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
May not after you saw that back. Yeah, I want
my I want those I want my picture next to
those stairs, saying be careful where you step and it
be a picture of my back.