Pornhub Election

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Mojo in the morning. It's been a crazy week.
It's been an exhausting week. It's been one of those
weeks where it's like, all right, we need the weekend.
Why could we not have a three day weekend? It
would be nice, But we're going to really earn this
one and deserve this one. I saw something really kind
of interesting. Oh, you know, it's funny. I think this
You know what this requires this next story that I
want to talk about here right now. I think it

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requires me to bring back something that we have. You know,
had an opportunity to play on our show, but only
get an opportunity once every four years, and that is
our election coverage.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
This has to do with the election. But I have
to say this to you.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
This is actually the most interesting thing that will come
out of this election decision twenty twenty four. You ready
for this one? It has been officially released. Right now,
we now know the results of the true poll that
matters which state had more searches on porn hub election

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night this past Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Ready for this? You said, the true pole? This is
the true pole, right.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
Because people were happy about the results or people were
depressed about the results.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
I don't know, or it could be stressed. I don't
know when when do you like to have one out?
You know, when do you like to like enjoy one?
Do you do to me?

Speaker 2 (01:29):
I always?

Speaker 3 (01:30):
I don't know if that was aimed directly at me.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
I usually I don't get horny or it's not like
that I'm horny and want to do it. I think
it's a stress reliever for me. So maybe it was
a stressful night. Okay, so you're ready for this one.
We've got to give it to us. We got to
give it to the mitten, the people that anybody that's
listening to us in Michigan right now on great radio
stations like Channel nine, five to five and one of
four point five SNX. We are one of the top

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states for going to porn hub on election night? Is
that unbelievable swing matches? We are Actually we're not the
most of any of these states that did this. Let
me go through the exact numbers here. Thank you, by

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the way, appreciate the election coverage here. My name is
Jake Tapper. Tapper out. Data compiled by porn Hub shows
that traffic was up seven percent on average across the country,
which by the way, we have to taken consideration that
porn hub is blocked in some states like Alabama, Arkansas, Idaho, Indiana, Kansas, Kentucky, Mississippi, Montana, Nebraska,

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North Carolina, Oklahoma, Texas, Utah, and Virginia. Those states, by
the way, have it blocked. Idaho can't even see poor
they can't get porn hub. I mean it's really at
this point. I guess among access as far as states
that were high on this list and states that did
the most, the state of North Carolina was the number

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one state as far as percentage up, followed by Illinois. Oh,
you got to give it to everybody that is hanging
out in West Virginia. They're number three, and then Michigan.
As far as top states for election night traffic, they stay.
By the way, the worst traffic for porn sites is Thanksgiving.

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What is that is that that you're just too full?

Speaker 3 (03:36):
No, grandma, Yeah exactly, your family putting the mood really
so you witched yesterday after that topic. I mean a
lot of people are attracted or married to their family.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
I would move all the coats off of the bed
and say, you know what, I'll be back, guys.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
I'm gonna go take a little bit.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
So you're just so full. I never want to have
sex when I when I feel like I have a
food baby.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
And you're busy before you're full.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
Yeah, Like, I just don't feel great about myself.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Is there an oddity to when you have gone and
said I need to take care of myself? Like, is
there anybody that does this, like on their own birthday?
Because I feel like it's lonely when anytime I take
care of myself.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
This is sad to say this.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
I feel lonely, like I feel like afterwards, No, I well,
I feel like got it. I wish I was you know,
I wish it was with somebody. You know, I wish
it was with Chelsea, like it's but I feel like
I'm also I'm hiding in a closet usually.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
So before you say I wish I was with somebody.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Somebody too, honestly, I'll be fine with that, but I
need you to play that jelly roll.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
Somebody saved me.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
I also work I'm going to get caught too, Like
for some reason, I feel like a teenage boy whenever
I'm doing it.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
You know has tells or anybody ever caught you.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
I don't believe, so that might be a question for
her next time she's on the show. Chelsea Shannon's got
a question for you here to ask you.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Have you ever been caught?

Speaker 3 (05:01):
Yeah, oh god talking. No, I don't think like, not
that I can recall. I don't think so.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
My mom said she caught me when I was younger. Really,
she said she was walking my at my old house,
like you would walk down the hallway when you came
up the stairs, and depending upon the angle you took,
you could see clearly into my room.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
And I thought I.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
Used to do a good job of like it was
almost like the only time my door was ever closed,
as if I was taking like that was my tail side.
She says she saw me through the door one day.
It didn't disturb me, which I appreciate it. I loved
our old house that we lived in because there was
squeaky floors. So anytime that you know you'd see har
you can hear them come.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Yeah nightingale floors.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Yeah something like that.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
Yeah, you guys, never squeaky floors so people can't sneak
up on you.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
I actually, uh, it sounds weird because I would sometimes
have to listen with the sound down Oh, that's.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
The best use your imagination.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
What wait what? Or I used to get right up
to the TV. It's like, damn your three D you
put it on the TV.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
Yeah, back when I have my DVD player. Remember, I'll
tell you, Okay, because I was, I was wondering. Nowadays
it's all on sites.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
And stuff like that. But yeah, you gotta worry.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
But if you gotta be careful when you Apple share
your stuff and you share it to the wrong television,
then you're.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
To the beatspoo. Yeah, you wonder why you don't hear it?

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Well, have you ever had it happen to you where
you were watching it and then you didn't clear out
your cache? Oh my god, you give your phone to Josiah,
or you get into your car the next time and
you turn the bluetooth on in your car.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
You can read it on the screen.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
You don't shamefully close out of it on all the
hot tabs and go why did I pick that?

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (06:43):
Megan, Yes, I never say why don't pick it? But
I do feel away when I keep going back to
the same video. That's my thing, Like why don't I
mix things up? Do you ever try to go back
to the same video and you can't find it. You're like, damn,
why did I mark this? Well on page twenty.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
If you save any single tab, I don't care. I
do not care.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
You have to bank that in your memory.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Hole because if you save it, I just go that's disgusted.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
Bake it or spank bank it.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
By the way, Shannon, you're being awfully quiet right now.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
I just kind of you.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
I am not a porn watcher. I know nobody believes me.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
I'm really not.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
I just it's just not my thing. Not that I
have never, not like I have before.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
But I am not good for you though. I just
got no that's good. I honestly I I go through periods.
You know how they do no shave November or they
do sober ACKed.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
Alay never for one time you for a few years
you gave it.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Gave it up. Yeah, yeah, it made me feel better.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
You very respectable.

Speaker 5 (07:42):
I do.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
I believe me. He told me that I needed to stop.
What's up? Devin?

Speaker 6 (07:46):
II?

Speaker 2 (07:47):
Hey can you hear me?

Speaker 5 (07:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (07:48):
What's going on? Devin?

Speaker 5 (07:51):
So?

Speaker 7 (07:51):
When I was about has been like fourteen or so,
me and my friends stole a porn from a store
and I got caught ohe laptop.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
Oh no, Now, was your mom more upset that it
was porn in general? Or was she more upset about
the title and the content of the porn that you
chose to steal or you stole it?

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (08:16):
Yeah, no I know that, But like, was she more
upset about like the title, the specific content, or just
that you stole in general.

Speaker 7 (08:28):
The fact that there was born in her She didn't
know that we stole it.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Okay, yeah, that's one of those ones you pass around
your friends.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
He did not. I went and got my like hands.
And now did you have one of those like adult
warning labels in it?

Speaker 2 (08:46):
You were asking Himmer, asking on what's going on? Aaron?
What's going on?

Speaker 5 (08:52):
No? I used to work at Walmart for a very
long time and I had to work there late night,
and there as a customer that shot porn hub up
on every this Oh gosh, yeah, oh and uh first time,
long time, Aaron.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
How long was that up there before somebody stopped it?

Speaker 5 (09:16):
It was late at night and there are a lot
of the associates there don't know how to like even
access all the TVs. It was probably up for a
good two hours off. Oh, they had to go by
and take every remote and shut every single TV off
one by one.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
But surprisingly enough, you sold more TVs that night than
any other time. Sarah, what's up?

Speaker 5 (09:36):
Hi?

Speaker 6 (09:37):
So talking about catching people doing? You know what? I
went to start the car in the morning to heat
it up, and my husband's car the bluetooth was connected
to the car and it came up what video he
was watching? I can't say that on here.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Here, tell us off here, hold on, tell me off here.
Go ahead, m.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
Oh I, that was loud enough in your headphone.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
Let's just put it this way. That man loves it.
Yeah all right, Well, thank you for the call. I
appreciate it.

Speaker 6 (10:17):
Yeah, no problem.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
Bye.