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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it's Mojo in the morning show. Megan with
the next topic here, and I forgot what the hell
it was.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Oh, so I was waiting for you. You went to
the dentist. You almost puked on the Oh my.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
God, yesterday, Oh my god. Yes, I was at the dentist.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
They you ever go and they put like a piece
of cotton in your mouth to.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Keep your lip out of the way.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
So they did that, and I I've been going to
the same dentist for a very long time. I have
the same dental high genis for years and years and years.
I forgot it was in my mouth. I went to
close my mouth. I felt this cotton hit a portion
of my tongue that I was not anticipating, and I
immediately gagged.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Right her hands in my mouth.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Her hands are in my mouth, and I went and
she was like, greeky, okay. We both start dying laughing,
And I said, I forgot about the continent.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
It really freaked me out, It really really did. She goes, oh,
you know what.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
We get bit, we get puked done. It wouldn't be
the first time. And I went, you could not pay
me money to work a job where potentially while your
hands are in somebody's mouth.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
They could puke on you.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
And I never thought about dental Hygiennis getting puked on before.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
But it breaks me out.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Oh yeah, I bet you that that's got to be
a tough job.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Huh, danel Hygennis, I bet you the worse than getting
puked on by these guys. Bit how many of these
dental hygienis do you think I've had somebody bite their fingers.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
I mean, just what about the bad breath? Oh yeah,
last time, also had to Dennis. I asked more all
it just popped into my head for some reason, maybe
this is breath, was thinking, so that could have been Wait,
you're ad a bad day, you can't go to it?
It was another dude, But you cannot, Dennis cannot have
bad breath because they.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Standing over you. But you know what I mean, that's
all in your face.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
If you're if you're a dentist and you have bad breath,
you have just it's like, for instance, you can't. I
will not go to a fat doctor. I will not
go to a hairstyle us.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
That is bald. I'm sorry. I gotta they gotta have hair.
I want to know what they do with their hair.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
You gotta be fat if you to cook at the cookout,
Yes and yeah, and I'll just be honest, I'll go
to a fat chef.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Chefs need to be fat.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
You can't be what he does.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
No, it's not good.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
I just want to pick him as my first draft pick.
I picked Guy Fieri. He got a little meat on
You gotta have it, you gotta that is? That is
I want to cheft.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I want to chef with fat, fat body, fat fingers
because I know he's cutting like a maniac.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Even a chef or was he a television host? I
don't even think he's a chef.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
And how do you get fiery out of that spelling
of that name? It should be fiat, isn't It is?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Actually that.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Yeah, like ferrari is it isn't?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
I don't think Americans pronounced ferrari right though.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
All right, let's get back to the whole thing about
pe can you can?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
What?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
What kind of occupation is it where you're getting it
puked on like that? Could you imagine being a kindergarten teacher?
Do you know how brutal that must be? I look
at these kindergarten or daycare, just.
Speaker 6 (03:08):
An elementary school teacher in general. I mean, my child
had the projectile vomiting two weeks ago and I followed.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
So Dad.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I went to UH to lunch the other day and
I was eating Ethie the deli that's by my house,
and there's always I always feel like that deli always
has an old person with a like a nurse or
something taking them out to eat. Like there's always like
this old, really old person coming in and there's like
a really nice caretaker type person that's taking care of them,
(03:37):
that's going to lunch with them. And I'm looking at
this poor lady that is taking care of this old guy,
and I'm thinking, this guy is definitely crapping on this woman, you.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Angels you are, and especially when you see that they
like them, you know what I mean, like they treat
them like their family and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Yeah, Well, hold takers have got a wipe up doodoo.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Yeah that's their bolt.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
But I think I know a worst job who in
this room has had a cool and ask of you
before me.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
I have not.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
They won't let you leave until you fart, and they
put somebody in the room until. So there is there
is a hospital worker that has to sit in a
room until people fart.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
In the emergency room. That can't be a fun job.
Speaker 7 (04:22):
Guy.
Speaker 6 (04:22):
The nurse that did it was so cute.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Prostate exams earlier.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
No, do you want to know the greatest phone call
or the greatest lunch I had?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Like a week or so ago.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I had it with one of the clients, had it
with Mike over at Gordon Chevrolet, and we were discussing
our summer car giveaway that we're doing a Gordon Chevrolet
like we always do. And he's like, I think we're
going to do the giveaway again in the actual dealership
because I thought it went way better than doing it
outside and having you guys be out and whether that
could be bad or whatever.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
The deal is. And he said, except for when the
poop happened.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
Do you I forgot about that?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
What happened?
Speaker 6 (05:03):
His daper came off or it went out all sides,
It wasn't explosion. I think it was an explosion too.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
But the funniest was Angel lost her smell during COVID.
She can't smell anything, and so Angel thought it was
like somebody spilled chocolate.
Speaker 6 (05:21):
Oh my, remember that yet?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Cleaning it up off the ground. What's up, Candy? How
are you?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
It's Mojo in the morning. Hi Candy, Candy, Candy, goodbye Candy.
Hi Lauren, how are you. It's Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 8 (05:41):
Good morning, guys.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Morning. What's going on? Not much?
Speaker 4 (05:45):
So?
Speaker 8 (05:46):
I have I work on patients all day long, and
I can even count on five on my one hand
of really really really bad smelling, smelling bad breast smelling patients.
And we have to add another mankin glove, well have
like gum and everything.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
What kind of work do you guys do there? Is
it a dentist office or is it a just a doctor?
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (06:08):
Yeah, I clean teeth too.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
You wait, so you're cleaning.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Is it possible for you to even get rid of
that smell or their teeth so bad that you can't
do it?
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Impossible?
Speaker 8 (06:18):
But I have to take extra precautions to get rid
of it.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Really And have you ever been peeped on by a
patient patient? Ever gotten gag reflex?
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (06:29):
Yes, And it's usually when you're doing X rays or
like send cotton or and you have to literally run
and grab the trash can underneath the sink and set
the patient up really fast.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
And there's like a whole thing and not been peeped on.
Speaker 6 (06:42):
I don't mind going to the dentists. Actually like going
to the dentists, except for when they tell me it's
time to get X rays. I cannot heed all those things.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
They hit the back of your mouth.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
Oh, and I have to have special ones because I
have to like the worst you've ever seen, and it's
so bad.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
I hate that.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
I hate clean up the puke with that little suction
thing that you put in our mouth. Karina, what's up?
It's Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 7 (07:08):
Hi, Hi, good morning. How are you guys?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
What's going on?
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (07:14):
Yeah, I am a bier. Unfortunately for my dentist. I'm
actually gonna go see today, so I hope they're prepared
for that. And when I get my blood drawn, I'm
awful a bier because I absolutely hate needles. I'm at
the dentist when they go to put that cotton in
my mouth, I always bite down on their finger and
(07:35):
I bite down super hard, and I feel bad because
she's like, can you let my finger go? And I
always happened. Oh no, literally, the crazy putters.
Speaker 9 (07:46):
I have tattoos.
Speaker 7 (07:47):
I've sat through twelve hour tattoo sessions. No problem. But
I can't get my blood drill or get my teeth
cleaned without whiting because I'm terrified.
Speaker 9 (07:56):
I hate it.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Wow, man, that it's the worst two when you bite
down at the time and you're on their rubber glove
that's in your mouth.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Leah?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Hi, good morning, guys, Good morning? What's happening?
Speaker 10 (08:10):
All right? So I work for a retinal specialist on
the back of the eye, and we have to inject
to die sometimes to do some testing, to take some pictures.
I had a sixteen year old boy, I got the
needle in he passed out, and when he passed.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Out, he peed all over me.
Speaker 10 (08:29):
Oh my god, that's the first for me.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Oh my god, that's horrible. By the way, Yeah, you
just made Shannon have to take her headphones off. She
could not listen to this.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Sorry, no eye stuff for Shannon.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
I have to do five of those today, so hopefully
no peace.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I do you guys have a hard time with the
poof test that they do?
Speaker 11 (08:57):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (08:57):
What is that?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
It's their checking black.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Com Oh no, no, like I know, but like, why
is that so uncomfortable?
Speaker 2 (09:02):
I think it's the old idea that it's going to
happen like you're waiting for it.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
To happen, because like if I'm riding on an ATV
or a roller coaster, I don't go will This wind
on my eyes is very uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
But that proof does.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
I will get you. What's up, shade?
Speaker 7 (09:16):
Good morning?
Speaker 5 (09:17):
How are you guys?
Speaker 2 (09:18):
We're good? What's going on? Okay?
Speaker 9 (09:21):
So this is from Megan and the whole start thing
and the colonoscopy. I get them yearly because I'm a
cancer patient or a mission I'm an email blah blah blah. Anyways, Yeah,
never heard that happen. So they either wanted to smell
her parts or they wanted to Yeah, no, no.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Yeah, they don't usually have somebody sitting in there. They
make you wait there. They want you to wait there
until you get all the gas and stuff out of you,
or right, don't they.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Maybe that was part of it because I was in
the pediatric unit, but they if you don't pass us,
they think that something's even more wrong. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (09:55):
Yeah, they never asked me, like maybe they just don't
care if I explode.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
I've had multiple colecopes and escopies and they've never let
me leave without me.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Far those poor people though, like that would be like
the worst job ever, And honestly, I don't even want
to be awake at them. I'm like, just put me
to sleep right now, because I don't do not want
your first reaction of seeing my butthole.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
What's up, Tish, Hi.
Speaker 11 (10:21):
Good morning. I have a gross, funny poop story.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Oh great.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
By the way, this probably the topics that we've chose
for today are kind of a little disgusting. Between this
and spitty balls, maybe a little too close together, but
go ahead.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
What's going on?
Speaker 8 (10:37):
So?
Speaker 11 (10:37):
I work in a daycare and one time one of
the kids had a blowout where the poop goes up
the back and down the bottom, and this child went
down a slide outside and we didn't notice, so every
kid so every kid that went down the slide after
got covered into the.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Horrible Yeah, that's bad. I'm telling you.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
I think the daycare workers have a way worse job
than anybody in a medical field because you're dealing with
all that that's horrible.