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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it is Mojo in the Morning, as promised
Shannon and her panties.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
But these are not any old panties. What kind of
panties are they?
Speaker 3 (00:08):
My girlfriend gave me these as a gift.
Speaker 4 (00:11):
And this is just how we are, Megan, you've met
my group friends like we're you know, this is this
is us, this is very us. So my girlfriend buys
me this hair of underwear. I'm not gonna say panties
like you say it because it creeps me out.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Well, okay, so they're from Free People.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
And if any of the girls listening know the store
Free People or online Free People, I'm trying. It's like
a bohoy kind of store, Like I have a lot
of stuff that's Free People.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
It's just like a very specific style. And so.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Wes and my other girlfriends have been roasting her over
these panties because and.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Now they're a girl.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
There's a girl on Instagram who did this whole thing
about how these panties give great depression vibes. Now, the
one that the girl on Instagram had are like potato
sack tan okay.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Real quick for one second, Friends by Friends underwear.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
It's like a new It was like a newlywed thing,
you know, and we're still talking about this, and then
I saw the instagram that was like the Real or
whatever that was trending. So they're supposed to be you're
supposed to wear them with like like a cute little
like brawllet or what tank tap or whatever. But this
is that, Oh my goodness, rough, don't you should be
(01:40):
in cabaret.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
They look like they went to Coach.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
West is like, what are you supposed to do with these?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
I'm like, we'll wear them to bed and he's like,
I think that it would do like the opposite of turn.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
You're trying them.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Oh my god, Maritime Lincoln Welcome.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
It's like grown. So that's like it's like.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Like what a baby doll has under her dress.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
So those are not things that those are not things
that you would wear over an outfit.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Like that's not the.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Underwear that's like that's actually supposed to be like something
that you wear under your dress.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Do you know what those are?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Those are the shirts you used to get in a
little plastic wrap from Limited to that like had the
little triangular like pyramid things and they were.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Like American girl doll size and you put it on
and it fits you.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
That's I gotta be honest. It's kind of a letdown.
V I didn't look like no those things, why did
she like? Yeah? Thought those make you soft? That gives
you the shredles? Okay, real quick. She bought these for
you as something that she wanted you to wear with
(02:52):
west as a newlywed gift.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Yes, and so that's the debate.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
That looks like Handmaid's tail is like, you know.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
It's straight up you should be on cabaret.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
They wear the.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Corus all wears that they come to the top or
is just the mom No, let me feel let me
see him real quick?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Can the girl on Instagram?
Speaker 4 (03:12):
The girl on Instagram's question was can you really wear
this garment and still look affable?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Are there any Are there any women who have like
a really unflattering pair of underwear that they actually turn
their guys on with, like to me, like you always hear.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
I've never worn them like just with nothing underneath. I
don't feel a.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Rough I'm already. I'm already.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
I by the way, I am a very devoted man.
I touched no other woman's patie.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I don't. I don't touch them on drawers. These aren't
even drugs made on the same thing that the sponges.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Made exactly by the way, it's super observant time of
the month. So are there I want to know because
a buddy of mine says that it turns him on
when his wife wears her period panties, and I'm like
her period panties, but they're more like granny pantish, like
you know how panties are kind of like they're like sexy,
(04:13):
like you know, up the ass type things, you know,
like yeah, but these are like full on like cover
up every bit. Look, you know, looks like something I
don't know. Me well, I think it's also the idea
that she's you know, that time of the month, and
he's like for some reason things like that.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Yeah, very too long lydia.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Does the promotions department have a problem if we give
away well, you know that that will come about. I'm sorry,
we cannot give it away. We have to check with
legal first. You've never worn these at all at all,
like with.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Like actually really true.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Okay, I would you would?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
I would confortable.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
I think you can make them hot.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
They're very comfortable.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
But the question is, like, is a man or a woman,
whatever your preference is, gonna find that sex.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
I'm kind of thank god this is at this time
of the morning and there are no parents that are
listening with children in the car. Also, a man can
find anything sexy.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Literally, tape a sponge to your body. It will be fun.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
I don't know why it turns me on, but this does.
And Chelsea's gonna hate me for saying this thing, but
it turns me on when I just mistakenly pull the
drawer open of her panty drawer, Like if I just
like literally like, oh, oh, that's not my drawer, because
you know we have our stuff and you know our
our dresser, and it's like you pull up and you're, oh, oh,
(05:51):
you're sub conscious work. But then I start feeling creepy,
even if it's my own wife, and I'm like going,
I just want to kind of like you kind of
like get excited.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
You ever do her, lady, And like, yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
I do.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
But I am very good about making sure I separate
her lulu lemons and all the rest of that stuff.
Like I've screwed up too many things, Like I didn't
know you weren't supposed to put the lemon in the
well or no, not the dryer, but put fabric softener
and stuff like I've screwed up stuff like that, and
you know you did you.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Put fabric softener with this.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
But then, but if there's something about it, there's something
about I think, I think underwear and all that stuff
is hot.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I mean, it's to his point, it's the subconscious.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
You see them in it just by holding the item exactly.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Yeah, you know what I mean. Yeah, you see ass
when you hold and draws right.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Exactly texture here seven seven three four says he wants
to know if he could have ship.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
No, but you don't even have to finish the sentence.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
No, if you want to buy me a pair, I'll
wear them and smack too.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Do we have any That was mean?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
That was you know what we should do? Uh Lydia.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
We should see if any of the misfits want to
compete for a contest.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Oh my god, I would die to win.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Win Shannon's we're doing later this week. We're doing rock
paper Scissa for scissors or rock paper Scissors for for
Scissa and Kendrick Lamar tickets. We're doing this and we're
giving away because it's Valentine's Week. We're giving away rock,
which is going to be a diamond, right courtesy of
our friends over at Lucido find Jewelry. Am I right
(07:24):
in saying that? Yep? And then paper which is going
to be cash and who is that? Courtesy of Pokey Pokey,
Pokey Pokey, I love it. And then Sissa which is
Kendrick Lamar and scissor tickets. So we're doing that this week.
Can we add panties to rock, paper scissories?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
It flows?
Speaker 1 (07:45):
I mean, I don't know if Pokey Pokey