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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Mojo in the morning, Shannon would like to call out
particular person or peoples that are driving a vehicle that,
she says, if you are driving it, you are uh
and what particular vehicle are we talking about here? Shunning
(00:28):
cyber trucks? Cyber trucks.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
You might be a really ugly person, but I don't
know you because I can't see you in that thing. Yeah,
and honestly, don't you think that when first off, I
think there's the ugliest cars on the planet there are.
You couldn't give me a free one, truly to drive around?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
I disagree.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
I feel like people who drive cyber trucks, it's they
want you to know that they spent an absurd amount
of money on a really ugly you know, when they
became they want people to be like, look at me,
look at me, look at me, and look at me.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
They became douchebags when in within a year their vehicle
flipped to like half the price of what that vehicle.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
I don't even know how much they cost. I'm assuming
there are a lot of many, but that car, like,
even if you're just like a car person, it's.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
A bad why poorly built? Really?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Oh yeah, it's super poorly built.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
See, I've talked to people that are our Tesla owners
and actually people that have had them, are driven them,
and they say that there's a lot of wasted space
and that's the only thing that it's bad with.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
No like the parts of the cars are falling on
part or it's all And I'm not talking about all Tesla's.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I'm talking about and I'm only talking about cyber truck.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Right.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
The truck is when the computer crashes, which crashes very often.
You might have control over like turning your car back
on and getting into drive, but then you don't have
any control over any mirrors. You can't see anything.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
It's just like it's a poorly built. Interesting.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yeah, I was at the car I was at I
love you know, I love my Jeck's car wash membership,
so I'm there all the time if I have an
x or ten minutes in my day. And there was
a guy in like a rusty colored cyber truck because
I think you have to get them like painted or
something if you're going to take them through the car wrapped.
And he was like explaining to the guy how he
needed to like get around and go through the car wash,
(02:13):
and like all right.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Do you know what's funny is that that is the
case that I don't think people understand. The car is
made like your dishwasher is made. Like you know, if
you have a dishwasher that is made of like stainless steel,
And if you don't wrap that car, you have to
wash it like you would wash stainless steel. So if
you you could not go through a car wash and
(02:35):
wash it, which is to me a dumb idea. But
I uh, you know, to each his own, and.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
They got some package Smith free every time he sees one,
and I'm just like, oh, you're a new.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
I think I think a person driving the truck.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Sorry, oh my god, I would never I.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Think there are other cars that douchebags own. Oh yeah,
And I have been a douchebag before in the process
of me owning certain cars. And I used to love
cars all the time, and I used to spend like
way too much money on a car like that was
my vice, was to have a nice car. But then
I realized, after the car had been in the shop
like eight thousand times that range Rovers were the douchebag
(03:23):
gis of douchebag cars because the car literally would be
in the shop more than I actually had that car.
And then I realized, all right, I'm going back to
my good old fashioned Chevy and I'm driving because it
just made no sense. It was all there was a
light on on the dashboard all the time, and you'd
bring it to the dealership and they'd be like, yeah,
we'll get around to doing it here or whatever, and
(03:45):
you'd be like, you have my car more than I
have my car, Like what is that all?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
And by the way, I think your Tahoe, and I
really mean, this is a cooler car than the range Rover.
I want it like rangeover and I think your Taho
is a cooler car than the cyber Truck.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Can I tell you what?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Rather have that Tahoe? Then they'll land? You know, I
love my range Rover or the Cybertruck.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I love my tie because I can ding and bang
anybody's cars and I don't care about it. But what
do you what's your dream car? By the way, shout out,
shout out to keV and the white Cherokey is back finally,
even shout it out.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
If we want my dream car would be eleanor from
Gone in sixty seconds, give me like a sixty seven
sixty eight Mustang Yeah, Shelby g T boy, I said
that would be my dream, or like a ss Chevy
douche car.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Douche car, what's the biggest douche car? Uh?
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Half of the cars Detroit got? Everybody who in a charger,
who think they yeah yeah, who think they eat a
fast and the furious.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Let's let's put a list together, a douche douchebag of
douchebag cars. So so any of those cars like muscle
cars you don't like?
Speaker 5 (04:52):
No, I mean the two cars that I said I
want are ironically muscle cars. But I just feel like
people who drive chargers just need to be seen, kind
of like Shannon was, people who drawn a cyber trucks
like they might want you to.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
They want you, so I purposely try Like I was
on a walk yesterday, I walked to this little coffee
job in my neighborhood, and I passed a cyber truck
and I purposely try so hard to just look straightforward,
like I don't want them, just because they want you
to look Shannon and Meghan and kp Lydia for girls,
you know, the women of the show.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
What do you think of Hummers? The people that are
driving those those big old electric companies.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I'm different on those.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
I like H two's.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
I think H threes are the ugliest thing that has
ever been created, the big wide ones, which they got smaller,
They got smaller as they got I have to look up.
But can I tell you my douche is car. Anybody
who has a lift kit on.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
A truck dog really? Yes?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Okay, if you have a lift kit, I'm a dorky
fat no nuts?
Speaker 1 (05:51):
What about what about uh? The people that lift the
jeeps up way high? Because I had a jeep Wrangler.
I lifted the things so hot that my wife would
never drive with me in the thing.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
I only like them if you actually take it as
an off roading vehicle. And I can say this as
a Wrangler owner. If you put all of the off
roading features on it and don't take it off road, douchebag. Yeah,
absolute douche I didn't like to tak kit on it
because you go up mountains.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
I totally get it. I didn't like going off road
because I didn't want to have to get it washed
all the time. Cam high, What is uh to you?
The douche bag.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
Car The biggest douchebag car is nineties Mustang.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Drivers really like the like a colle absolutely, okay, because
it's funny. I kind of think Mustangs are cool. I
think Mustang's Camaros corvettes like. I think those things are
actually kind of cool cars. You don't but you don't
like them, huh.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
I just think they're the biggest douchebag Okay.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
The people that drive all right, uh, squirrel, what's up? Squirrel?
Misfit squirrel?
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Where?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Sorry? You know I was gonna say not all the
cyber truck guys are douchebagged. I would say that. I
would say that you logy smart because if squirrel got
a cyber truck, I couldn't even use it. There's a
lot of parts to it. So you kind of got
to be like geek, if you know what I mean.
And I gotta agree with you, and I gotta agree
with my man, Kevin knows bro hell cats douchebags.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Man, you're not drive what do you drive? Squirrel?
Speaker 4 (07:23):
I drive a two thousand and one gold Tablier with
a squirrel.
Speaker 7 (07:27):
Tail on the back.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Yes he does, and it doesn't have a squirrel tail
in the back.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Yep. Right, that's a classic car. That's a wood word
dream for this car.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Yeah, it also said Mojoe and it also says Mojoe's
misfit on the back of Oh.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
My god, you actually got your own. That's cool, Squirrel.
I like that, Dustin, I how are you pretty good?
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Pretty good?
Speaker 8 (07:47):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Hey?
Speaker 7 (07:48):
The bigger the biggest douchers are the four Raptors.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Are you serious you don't like those? I love those?
Speaker 8 (07:55):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (07:55):
I hate those?
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Why hate them?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
I think? I think a Ford Raptor with one of
those what are the really fast one, the big engine one,
those those ones, the supercharged U those things are? Those
things are awesome? Man, I love those things. Loaded the
day all day. Oh, Jeep is great. I love Jeep.
(08:20):
But I'll be honest with you, only the Wranglers. That's
the only one. I like.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Grand Cherokeys. Baby, I love a Grand Cherokey or that
Grand Wagoneer.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
I'll never be able to that Grand Wagoneer is way
too expensive. That is, there is no way that that
car should be that's you know, SUV should be that expensive.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
I agree, but I think it is a text.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Car, Nicole, Hi, biggest douchebag car a Prius.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
Tell you how many times I've been cut off or
beat that while I'm the one waiting to turn in
the turn lane and they're trying to get and you
know when people turn into the turn lane to merge
them into the the right lane of traffic. Oh man,
Prius is even if you haven't done anything to me,
I'm probably cussing you out already.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
The funny thing is all I think about is Larry
David from Curb Your Enthusiasm whenever I see a Prius.
What's yours? Kyle? How you doing?
Speaker 6 (09:21):
Not too bad? How you doing?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Mojo? Good buddy? What's your car? That's the biggest douchebag car.
Speaker 9 (09:26):
But man, there is no more ultimate douchebag car than
the Nissan Ultimo. Every single one, single one, every single
one is covered in dense The drivers don't care if
they sides, flights through or not. They're just every time
I see it ultimate, I say, at least three car
lengths away.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
That's a good one. Madison, Hi, how are you good?
Are you good? We're talking about the biggest douchebag car.
Speaker 6 (09:54):
Oh my god, Dmbus with Vanity plate.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Oh I that would be second in my list after
the cyber truck.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Is it because the vanity plates.
Speaker 6 (10:03):
It's a combo vanity place to begin with, and then
just I need BMW for whatever.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
I think.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
I believe how popular vanity plates are.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
And what's a vanity plate?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
You have vanity plate?
Speaker 1 (10:14):
By the way, what's vanity plate?
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Bag?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Can you say?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
What your what your vanity custom license plate?
Speaker 8 (10:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Yeah, that's a Cavin. Cavin has a vanity Yeah. By
the way, I think I think BMWs are great cars,
but you're I think the vanity plate combo does shill.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
Chill on us, bro. Some some people are out there
are created. It's all about personalization.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
You don't have a BMW. It has to be the.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Doubling down on just the vanity plate. I'm not doubling
down on you. I see the shade are, says Mojo.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
He should have been.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Yeah, no, I've never done that.
Speaker 6 (10:54):
Bag.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Hey, what's up, Paris? I? Hey?
Speaker 9 (10:58):
My car is caravan And those cars that modify the
muffler and it sounds.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Like freworks, I can wake up the day.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Yeah, how about the people that put on what is
a regular car? The sound of that Ferrari sounding kind
of like that sound? Yeah, oh man, it's horrible. What
do you do? What do Let's go back to the
ladies on this one. I always worry what the women
think of this? What do you think of the like
the guys that drive like lime green Lamborghinis and things
(11:30):
like that, Like, why would you ruin a car by
giving it a color that's that awful?
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Okay is going to get so mad at me.
Speaker 7 (11:37):
I don't care.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
So if you're listening, I love you. Yeah, the smurf
blue corset, Oh my god, just scream to me.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
I'm going through something. Steve g I gotta tell you.
I got to tell you something about Steve g. He'd
be the only guy I know that would buy that color.
He loves Steve. We're talking. Where are you listening, hey man?
I was just getting ready to dial in done, Steve?
(12:07):
Why do you ruin, first off, clothing and cars with
the goofy colors that you like these things to be.
So you call it goof I call it class.
Speaker 8 (12:17):
I mean not everybody can get away with navy.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Blue and black at all times.
Speaker 7 (12:22):
Right.
Speaker 8 (12:22):
I got a little style, I got a little pizza.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Talk to him. The other night, Chelsea's friend was here,
and Chelsea's friends single and Steve and her talk a
little bit and we go to meet it for dinner.
He gets out of his big Ford expedition with the
worst pink shoes on I have ever seen in my life. Oh,
Steven on the worst.
Speaker 8 (12:43):
The first thing everybody noticed was my pink shoes, and
they loved them. I mean, it's okay, Mojo, I get it.
Not everybody can pull it off, but you guys give
keV a hard time because he's got a you know, man,
he played talking good stuff.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
I mean, I show up at where shoes. Not everybody
can do it exactly. They want to be a hey,
what is that? What is they not like us? What's
the loaded loaded raptor? What is it called?
Speaker 8 (13:09):
Uh, there's a Raptor R. There's a four fifty raptor.
Are our is a high performance model, but the raptor
itself is very loaded.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Oh so it's if it's a raptor, it's a Okay,
that's what it is. Yeah, because it's like four f
one fifty raptor. Okay, that's cool. Going to your cyber trucks.
Speaker 8 (13:24):
We've had a couple of people already. Uh, kind of
drop those off and exchange for Ford biting because I
think they turn.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Wait real quick, what what was the price of those things?
And what is it now?
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Like?
Speaker 1 (13:36):
What what do people pay for them at third height?
And what is it going for now?
Speaker 8 (13:41):
So, in all fairness, I don't pay a ton of
attention to what Tesla's doing, but I believe the trucks
are like one hundred and one hundred and ten thousand.
You and I have a mutual friend that drives one.
And are the text thread right now blowing up like
Mojo's dogging you?
Speaker 4 (13:56):
Could you drive a cybery?
Speaker 2 (13:58):
To be fair, it wasn't Mojo, was me.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
It was Shannon.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
It was me.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
You know who it is. It's the It's Amar who
invited us to go to his pool party. Oh yeah,
wanted to play basketball? Then shout out of water basketball?
That was it? All right, Steve, I'll talk to you later.
Okay morning. By the way, Uh, Mike Porter just told
(14:23):
me he's got some tahoes on the lawn if you
want one of those nice tahos. He says that they're
there for you. What's up, Laura, how you doing good?
Who are the bigger douchebag drivers?
Speaker 5 (14:33):
Oh my god, Masarati owners in my opinion see.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Our agent God rest his soul, drove a Maserati and
he was the coolest guy.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
I knew he was the best.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Seriously. Yeah, yeah, there, you know what I always think
of human there.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
That's another one of those ones though, too, where if
it breaks, it's expensive to fix. And every time that
that thing would break on him, the poor guy would
just complain about how much it would I thought I.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Was going to die with him so fast. I'd be like,
norm you are ninety, do not go ninety. I know
I'm on a forty five street.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Believe me, when you're ninety you probably shouldn't even be driving,
let alone driving a car that is that fast.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
That's how I feel about all poor drivers, Like.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Is that necessary? You're gould to die?
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Josh, what's your douchebag car?
Speaker 7 (15:20):
Oh? Man, I'm going guys, biggest douchebags in the world.
Drives a big heavy Dodge Ram pickup charts that are
lifted and the they got like huge rims with no tires,
and they got all the lights and stuff on the
bottom of the appel.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Really yeah, do you know what they're saying. They're saying
that lifts are not the thing now. Now. The thing
is low riders. Low riders are coming back right now.
Speaker 7 (15:42):
Really good with back in the day. Some deep b
on there.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Some days I see you. Yeah, it's I don't know.
I'm going to say this. I'm going to go out
and say that all these cars that we just talked
about right now, if you're driving one of them, we
love you as listeners. Cybertruck
Mojo in the morning, Shannon would like to call out
particular person or peoples that are driving a vehicle that,
she says, if you are driving it, you are uh
and what particular vehicle are we talking about here? Shunning
(00:28):
cyber trucks? Cyber trucks.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
You might be a really ugly person, but I don't
know you because I can't see you in that thing. Yeah,
and honestly, don't you think that when first off, I
think there's the ugliest cars on the planet there are.
You couldn't give me a free one, truly to drive around?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
I disagree.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
I feel like people who drive cyber trucks, it's they
want you to know that they spent an absurd amount
of money on a really ugly you know, when they
became they want people to be like, look at me,
look at me, look at me, and look at me.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
They became douchebags when in within a year their vehicle
flipped to like half the price of what that vehicle.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
I don't even know how much they cost. I'm assuming
there are a lot of many, but that car, like,
even if you're just like a car person, it's.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
A bad why poorly built? Really?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Oh yeah, it's super poorly built.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
See, I've talked to people that are our Tesla owners
and actually people that have had them, are driven them,
and they say that there's a lot of wasted space
and that's the only thing that it's bad with.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
No like the parts of the cars are falling on
part or it's all And I'm not talking about all Tesla's.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I'm talking about and I'm only talking about cyber truck.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Right.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
The truck is when the computer crashes, which crashes very often.
You might have control over like turning your car back
on and getting into drive, but then you don't have
any control over any mirrors. You can't see anything.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
It's just like it's a poorly built. Interesting.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yeah, I was at the car I was at I
love you know, I love my Jeck's car wash membership,
so I'm there all the time if I have an
x or ten minutes in my day. And there was
a guy in like a rusty colored cyber truck because
I think you have to get them like painted or
something if you're going to take them through the car wrapped.
And he was like explaining to the guy how he
needed to like get around and go through the car wash,
(02:13):
and like all right.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Do you know what's funny is that that is the
case that I don't think people understand. The car is
made like your dishwasher is made. Like you know, if
you have a dishwasher that is made of like stainless steel,
And if you don't wrap that car, you have to
wash it like you would wash stainless steel. So if
you you could not go through a car wash and
(02:35):
wash it, which is to me a dumb idea. But
I uh, you know, to each his own, and.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
They got some package Smith free every time he sees one,
and I'm just like, oh, you're a new.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
I think I think a person driving the truck.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Sorry, oh my god, I would never I.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Think there are other cars that douchebags own. Oh yeah,
And I have been a douchebag before in the process
of me owning certain cars. And I used to love
cars all the time, and I used to spend like
way too much money on a car like that was
my vice, was to have a nice car. But then
I realized, after the car had been in the shop
like eight thousand times that range Rovers were the douchebag
(03:23):
gis of douchebag cars because the car literally would be
in the shop more than I actually had that car.
And then I realized, all right, I'm going back to
my good old fashioned Chevy and I'm driving because it
just made no sense. It was all there was a
light on on the dashboard all the time, and you'd
bring it to the dealership and they'd be like, yeah,
we'll get around to doing it here or whatever, and
(03:45):
you'd be like, you have my car more than I
have my car, Like what is that all?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
And by the way, I think your Tahoe, and I
really mean, this is a cooler car than the range Rover.
I want it like rangeover and I think your Taho
is a cooler car than the cyber Truck.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Can I tell you what?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Rather have that Tahoe? Then they'll land? You know, I
love my range Rover or the Cybertruck.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I love my tie because I can ding and bang
anybody's cars and I don't care about it. But what
do you what's your dream car? By the way, shout out,
shout out to keV and the white Cherokey is back finally,
even shout it out.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
If we want my dream car would be eleanor from
Gone in sixty seconds, give me like a sixty seven
sixty eight Mustang Yeah, Shelby g T boy, I said
that would be my dream, or like a ss Chevy
douche car.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Douche car, what's the biggest douche car? Uh?
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Half of the cars Detroit got? Everybody who in a charger,
who think they yeah yeah, who think they eat a
fast and the furious.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Let's let's put a list together, a douche douchebag of
douchebag cars. So so any of those cars like muscle
cars you don't like?
Speaker 5 (04:52):
No, I mean the two cars that I said I
want are ironically muscle cars. But I just feel like
people who drive chargers just need to be seen, kind
of like Shannon was, people who drawn a cyber trucks
like they might want you to.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
They want you, so I purposely try Like I was
on a walk yesterday, I walked to this little coffee
job in my neighborhood, and I passed a cyber truck
and I purposely try so hard to just look straightforward,
like I don't want them, just because they want you
to look Shannon and Meghan and kp Lydia for girls,
you know, the women of the show.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
What do you think of Hummers? The people that are
driving those those big old electric companies.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I'm different on those.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
I like H two's.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
I think H threes are the ugliest thing that has
ever been created, the big wide ones, which they got smaller,
They got smaller as they got I have to look up.
But can I tell you my douche is car. Anybody
who has a lift kit on.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
A truck dog really? Yes?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Okay, if you have a lift kit, I'm a dorky
fat no nuts?
Speaker 1 (05:51):
What about what about uh? The people that lift the
jeeps up way high? Because I had a jeep Wrangler.
I lifted the things so hot that my wife would
never drive with me in the thing.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
I only like them if you actually take it as
an off roading vehicle. And I can say this as
a Wrangler owner. If you put all of the off
roading features on it and don't take it off road, douchebag. Yeah,
absolute douche I didn't like to tak kit on it
because you go up mountains.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
I totally get it. I didn't like going off road
because I didn't want to have to get it washed
all the time. Cam high, What is uh to you?
The douche bag.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
Car The biggest douchebag car is nineties Mustang.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Drivers really like the like a colle absolutely, okay, because
it's funny. I kind of think Mustangs are cool. I
think Mustang's Camaros corvettes like. I think those things are
actually kind of cool cars. You don't but you don't
like them, huh.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
I just think they're the biggest douchebag Okay.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
The people that drive all right, uh, squirrel, what's up? Squirrel?
Misfit squirrel?
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Where?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Sorry? You know I was gonna say not all the
cyber truck guys are douchebagged. I would say that. I
would say that you logy smart because if squirrel got
a cyber truck, I couldn't even use it. There's a
lot of parts to it. So you kind of got
to be like geek, if you know what I mean.
And I gotta agree with you, and I gotta agree
with my man, Kevin knows bro hell cats douchebags.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Man, you're not drive what do you drive? Squirrel?
Speaker 4 (07:23):
I drive a two thousand and one gold Tablier with
a squirrel.
Speaker 7 (07:27):
Tail on the back.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Yes he does, and it doesn't have a squirrel tail
in the back.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Yep. Right, that's a classic car. That's a wood word
dream for this car.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Yeah, it also said Mojoe and it also says Mojoe's
misfit on the back of Oh.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
My god, you actually got your own. That's cool, Squirrel.
I like that, Dustin, I how are you pretty good?
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Pretty good?
Speaker 8 (07:47):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Hey?
Speaker 7 (07:48):
The bigger the biggest douchers are the four Raptors.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Are you serious you don't like those? I love those?
Speaker 8 (07:55):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (07:55):
I hate those?
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Why hate them?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
I think? I think a Ford Raptor with one of
those what are the really fast one, the big engine one,
those those ones, the supercharged U those things are? Those
things are awesome? Man, I love those things. Loaded the
day all day. Oh, Jeep is great. I love Jeep.
(08:20):
But I'll be honest with you, only the Wranglers. That's
the only one. I like.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Grand Cherokeys. Baby, I love a Grand Cherokey or that
Grand Wagoneer.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
I'll never be able to that Grand Wagoneer is way
too expensive. That is, there is no way that that
car should be that's you know, SUV should be that expensive.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
I agree, but I think it is a text.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Car, Nicole, Hi, biggest douchebag car a Prius.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
Tell you how many times I've been cut off or
beat that while I'm the one waiting to turn in
the turn lane and they're trying to get and you
know when people turn into the turn lane to merge
them into the the right lane of traffic. Oh man,
Prius is even if you haven't done anything to me,
I'm probably cussing you out already.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
The funny thing is all I think about is Larry
David from Curb Your Enthusiasm whenever I see a Prius.
What's yours? Kyle? How you doing?
Speaker 6 (09:21):
Not too bad? How you doing?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Mojo? Good buddy? What's your car? That's the biggest douchebag car.
Speaker 9 (09:26):
But man, there is no more ultimate douchebag car than
the Nissan Ultimo. Every single one, single one, every single
one is covered in dense The drivers don't care if
they sides, flights through or not. They're just every time
I see it ultimate, I say, at least three car
lengths away.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
That's a good one. Madison, Hi, how are you good?
Are you good? We're talking about the biggest douchebag car.
Speaker 6 (09:54):
Oh my god, Dmbus with Vanity plate.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Oh I that would be second in my list after
the cyber truck.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Is it because the vanity plates.
Speaker 6 (10:03):
It's a combo vanity place to begin with, and then
just I need BMW for whatever.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
I think.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
I believe how popular vanity plates are.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
And what's a vanity plate?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
You have vanity plate?
Speaker 1 (10:14):
By the way, what's vanity plate?
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Bag?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Can you say?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
What your what your vanity custom license plate?
Speaker 8 (10:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Yeah, that's a Cavin. Cavin has a vanity Yeah. By
the way, I think I think BMWs are great cars,
but you're I think the vanity plate combo does shill.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
Chill on us, bro. Some some people are out there
are created. It's all about personalization.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
You don't have a BMW. It has to be the.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Doubling down on just the vanity plate. I'm not doubling
down on you. I see the shade are, says Mojo.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
He should have been.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Yeah, no, I've never done that.
Speaker 6 (10:54):
Bag.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Hey, what's up, Paris? I? Hey?
Speaker 9 (10:58):
My car is caravan And those cars that modify the
muffler and it sounds.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Like freworks, I can wake up the day.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Yeah, how about the people that put on what is
a regular car? The sound of that Ferrari sounding kind
of like that sound? Yeah, oh man, it's horrible. What
do you do? What do Let's go back to the
ladies on this one. I always worry what the women
think of this? What do you think of the like
the guys that drive like lime green Lamborghinis and things
(11:30):
like that, Like, why would you ruin a car by
giving it a color that's that awful?
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Okay is going to get so mad at me.
Speaker 7 (11:37):
I don't care.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
So if you're listening, I love you. Yeah, the smurf
blue corset, Oh my god, just scream to me.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
I'm going through something. Steve g I gotta tell you.
I got to tell you something about Steve g. He'd
be the only guy I know that would buy that color.
He loves Steve. We're talking. Where are you listening, hey man?
I was just getting ready to dial in done, Steve?
(12:07):
Why do you ruin, first off, clothing and cars with
the goofy colors that you like these things to be.
So you call it goof I call it class.
Speaker 8 (12:17):
I mean not everybody can get away with navy.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Blue and black at all times.
Speaker 7 (12:22):
Right.
Speaker 8 (12:22):
I got a little style, I got a little pizza.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Talk to him. The other night, Chelsea's friend was here,
and Chelsea's friends single and Steve and her talk a
little bit and we go to meet it for dinner.
He gets out of his big Ford expedition with the
worst pink shoes on I have ever seen in my life. Oh,
Steven on the worst.
Speaker 8 (12:43):
The first thing everybody noticed was my pink shoes, and
they loved them. I mean, it's okay, Mojo, I get it.
Not everybody can pull it off, but you guys give
keV a hard time because he's got a you know, man,
he played talking good stuff.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
I mean, I show up at where shoes. Not everybody
can do it exactly. They want to be a hey,
what is that? What is they not like us? What's
the loaded loaded raptor? What is it called?
Speaker 8 (13:09):
Uh, there's a Raptor R. There's a four fifty raptor.
Are our is a high performance model, but the raptor
itself is very loaded.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Oh so it's if it's a raptor, it's a Okay,
that's what it is. Yeah, because it's like four f
one fifty raptor. Okay, that's cool. Going to your cyber trucks.
Speaker 8 (13:24):
We've had a couple of people already. Uh, kind of
drop those off and exchange for Ford biting because I
think they turn.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Wait real quick, what what was the price of those things?
And what is it now?
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Like?
Speaker 1 (13:36):
What what do people pay for them at third height?
And what is it going for now?
Speaker 8 (13:41):
So, in all fairness, I don't pay a ton of
attention to what Tesla's doing, but I believe the trucks
are like one hundred and one hundred and ten thousand.
You and I have a mutual friend that drives one.
And are the text thread right now blowing up like
Mojo's dogging you?
Speaker 4 (13:56):
Could you drive a cybery?
Speaker 2 (13:58):
To be fair, it wasn't Mojo, was me.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
It was Shannon.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
It was me.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
You know who it is. It's the It's Amar who
invited us to go to his pool party. Oh yeah,
wanted to play basketball? Then shout out of water basketball?
That was it? All right, Steve, I'll talk to you later.
Okay morning. By the way, Uh, Mike Porter just told
(14:23):
me he's got some tahoes on the lawn if you
want one of those nice tahos. He says that they're
there for you. What's up, Laura, how you doing good?
Who are the bigger douchebag drivers?
Speaker 5 (14:33):
Oh my god, Masarati owners in my opinion see.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Our agent God rest his soul, drove a Maserati and
he was the coolest guy.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
I knew he was the best.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Seriously. Yeah, yeah, there, you know what I always think
of human there.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
That's another one of those ones though, too, where if
it breaks, it's expensive to fix. And every time that
that thing would break on him, the poor guy would
just complain about how much it would I thought I.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Was going to die with him so fast. I'd be like,
norm you are ninety, do not go ninety. I know
I'm on a forty five street.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Believe me, when you're ninety you probably shouldn't even be driving,
let alone driving a car that is that fast.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
That's how I feel about all poor drivers, Like.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Is that necessary? You're gould to die?
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Josh, what's your douchebag car?
Speaker 7 (15:20):
Oh? Man, I'm going guys, biggest douchebags in the world.
Drives a big heavy Dodge Ram pickup charts that are
lifted and the they got like huge rims with no tires,
and they got all the lights and stuff on the
bottom of the appel.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Really yeah, do you know what they're saying. They're saying
that lifts are not the thing now. Now. The thing
is low riders. Low riders are coming back right now.
Speaker 7 (15:42):
Really good with back in the day. Some deep b
on there.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Some days I see you. Yeah, it's I don't know.
I'm going to say this. I'm going to go out
and say that all these cars that we just talked
about right now, if you're driving one of them, we
love you as listeners. Cybertruck
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