Shannon Had Morning Sex

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it's Mojo in the Morning show.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
I walked into the building this morning with Shannon, and
I always find it funny when people uh that you
walk in with women especially will will always have to
They'll apologize for how they look, and then you look
at them and you go, you look a lot better
than I do.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
But we walk, we walk into the building.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
I held the door for because we have a super
sweet security guard here and every time that she opens
the door, instead of like pushing a button or something,
she has to get up and physically open the door.
And so I'm waiting for Shannon because if I'm you know,
seeing what's going on, and it's just taken forever getting
out of her car. So I heard there, bitch, I
hear what you heard there was me.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
It was responding to a text message that what you
heard was me going I should not have waited.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
But she walks in, she goes, I'm such a match mess.
I'm so sorry, and I'm like, I don't know what
you're talking about. You look great, so I don't understand
why you thought you were a mess a. But also second,
you looked fine and everything's good, but you said you
had a frantic morning, and I feel bad I haven't
asked you what was with your friends.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
Yeah, it wasn't a bad morning.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
I mean I do have mornings where like all hell
breaks loose before I leave the house at you know,
four forty five, but no today, I well, first off,
I snoozed twice, which I never do, and I so
I was already like running kind of late, and then
went downstairs, I let the dogs out, went back up,
took a shower, and on my way from the shower

(01:30):
to the closet, I went over to the bed to
give Wes a kiss.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
He's still sleeping, and.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
He like pulled me into bed with him.

Speaker 5 (01:42):
And.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
One thing led to another, and a kiss turned into
the full blown thing.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Is that why your voice sounds like that? And no
one went whoa.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
It was the unanticipated sexual experience.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
He pulled you into bed, Yes, and you just couldn't
help yourself. And you can say I'm late to get
to work, and I got to get to work.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Well, I wasn't late at that point, but you know
that that was a chunk of time that I did
not anticipate this morning, and I was already running late.
And so then I was apologizing because I threw glasses
on and I didn't do my hair.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
I look like I'm holing out.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Are we all like sitting there thinking as and I'm
talking to the listeners on this one. Here are we
all going? How come that doesn't happen in my household? Well,
I'm just really annoyed right now because my bald spots
are showing today like no other.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
And You're like, I look so terrible, and I'm like,
at least you got late terrible. And I'm still like, she.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Got BedHead, and so did West.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
Yeah, he actually did it, but not that part. We
did all the other parts, but not that part.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Crazy.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
The craziest is the craziest is that go into work sacks?

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Uh? To me? Honestly, I would feel dirty. Did you
shower afterwards?

Speaker 6 (03:05):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (03:06):
I didn't have time. I had just showered.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
What kind of I didn't?

Speaker 4 (03:09):
And I couldn't. I was running. I still to make
the kids lunches.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Oh my god, No, you leave cash on the table
made him make the lunch lunches.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
He went back to sleep, Yeah, he went back to sleep.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Is this ever happened to people? This ever happened?

Speaker 2 (03:24):
As you wake up in the morning that your your
significant other right as you're walking out the door, all
of a sudden decides that they want one.

Speaker 5 (03:32):
Now.

Speaker 6 (03:32):
This would be why I would wake up earlier. This
is lunch, by the way, I hate morning.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Why.

Speaker 6 (03:40):
I mean, listen, if it's on the floor like that,
on the floor means it's available.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
That's another term for all my flute out folks.

Speaker 6 (03:47):
If it's available like that, then hell yeah, this is
a park of being in a relation.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Well, it was so funny because like after we were
done and stuff, and I was saying, okay, I'm gonna
get yours, like I gotta go downstairs.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
He's like, I'm sorry. My brother was so bad. I
still had my retainers in you did that whole time.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
I didn't know.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Ye, I wasn't worried about the retainers on. Everything was
from the waist down experience.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
So with the whole like late and doing things running,
is there a point though you would say like nope,
I gotta I gotta be at work. Like if you
were fully dressed and you had big meetings after work,
would you have been like, no, I'm not doing this thing.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Yeah you would, Yeah, you would say, I know I'm
not doing it. So do you have some self control.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
Yeah, oh gosh, you guys.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
But today I don't have much going on.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
I actually have a ton going on at the show,
but nothing that I have to dress up for.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Her, because because that would be one of those things
where I would take sex any time, Like if Chelsea
did that to me, I would be like lydia, I'm late,
I'm you know, find a best of bit or something
like that. For the first If Chelsea did that, I'm
calling it sick. Like if that was the case, not.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
The day after you gave keV you know, the third
degree about.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Being the amazing thing Kevin is with this that she
had sex last minute sex, made the kids lunch and
still got here before you did this morning.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
Yeah, I guess what else I did brush my teeth.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
And your teeth, and somehow we were both on today.
I know.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
But if if it was one of those things where
I was offered this, like where I was getting pulled
into bed, which I'm gonna when I think, I'm gonna
pretend like I fell into bed. But if that happened
to me, the only thing that would change it is
if I hadn't fully.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Edited The War of the Roses or something.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Like that you know what I mean, Like I would
have anxiety over that. I'd be like, oh, so Chelsea,
know this. The only way that you can get me
to say no to you is on a Tuesday or
Thursday on this on this radio show.

Speaker 6 (05:43):
All right, so let me let's asks either or would
you rather? I don't know what I guess I don't
know either. I want to say, is it worse or
is it better? But imagine you're tired and you're about
to go to sleep and your partner says, wait before
you go to sleep with sax sex or yeah, up
in the morning and you got something to do, or
you're tired and your partner says, I want to have

(06:04):
sex now.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Oh see, it's worse at night. Oh I cannot function
when I when I am tired. I am tired, and
I want to go to bed.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
It's funny that you say that, because I think honestly
that that majority of people would rather have it at night.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
Than have it in the morning. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
I am just when I am tired, like I can't
keep my eyes open. That would not be good. Yeah,
because like for us, like you to your point, you
wake up at what time in the morning, I usually
wake up at three fifty and forty.

Speaker 6 (06:30):
Five doesn't have to wake up until probably four or
five hours after that or something.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
But we have had that happen many, many times in
our relationship, where he's wanted to at night and I'm like,
I actually can't. I can't keep my eyes open. So
we'll set an alarm. I've talked about this before. We'll
set an alarm for one am. Yeah, and at least
I feel better after having slept for a couple of hours,
and we'll have sex and I'll go back to sleep
for a couple more hours before my alarm goes off.

Speaker 6 (06:55):
It's nothing worse to me than waken up at one
and then having to wake up and see But.

Speaker 4 (06:59):
Then I love that because I'm like, oh, I have
three more.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
I marry. What's up?

Speaker 6 (07:05):
Hi?

Speaker 5 (07:06):
So I was just I wanted to respond about going
to work afterwards.

Speaker 6 (07:13):
Yes, I feel like that's the hottest thing that you
can do.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
So you think it's the hottest thing to still have
the sex smell on you and going going into work.

Speaker 5 (07:26):
Don't clean up go to work?

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Oh my god, don't clean up thing? Are you going?
Not even a whole bath?

Speaker 2 (07:32):
Do you bring like an extra pair of underwear with you.

Speaker 6 (07:36):
No, no, no, no, you want that.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
You don't like your co workers? Do not like when
you do? What kind of work do you do? Are
you food service? Oh my god, wait.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
A second, she's washing her hands.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Wait? Food service?

Speaker 5 (07:54):
Definitely, definitely the hands.

Speaker 6 (07:56):
Definitely hands.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
So is food service? You are a server restaurant or
you work in a.

Speaker 5 (08:03):
No, it's a general man, general manager at a piece
of place.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Oh my god, you like your jets rich? Oh my god? Uh, Sarah,
what's going on? Is mojo in the morning?

Speaker 5 (08:16):
Good morning? I just wanted to say that I would
much much.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
Rather do something in the morning than having to do
anything when I'm exhausted at.

Speaker 5 (08:25):
The end of the day.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
I feel you, yeah, so, so the morning is your.

Speaker 5 (08:29):
Time, and then it puts me in a better mood
for the day.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
I can see that that's funny because of I think
that I need to shower, I need to freshen up.
But I would have to refreshen up if I was
going to go to work right afterwards.

Speaker 4 (08:44):
You should be tired afterwards. They should not wake you up.
You should be putting in all of your effort where
you need an act.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
I go every sex thing like that.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Though I I'm tired afterwards, I fall asleep. I do
every sex and a workout. Listen, for me, it is
I work hard for my women. All Right, what's up, Nick?
How you doing?

Speaker 5 (09:05):
I'm good?

Speaker 1 (09:06):
How you doing good? What's going on?

Speaker 5 (09:08):
I was just thinking, if you want it to happen
in your house, you got to do that to Chelsea.
You got to pull her into the bed like he did.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
Dam By the way, do you think if I did
that to Chelsea that would be okay? She would You've
heard her before, She's like, uh, you know, get the helly,
what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (09:24):
You know?

Speaker 2 (09:25):
And by the and by the way, I'm the one
getting out of bed for the alarm. She's in bed
still trying to sleep.

Speaker 5 (09:32):
Yeah, that's that is a good point.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
But but I will tell you, but I will tell you.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
I will tell you this that I am going to
go home tonight and I'm going to have a conversation
with her. And my conversation is, hey, I got a
little extra free time before work tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
And she'll say, great, get to work earlier.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Misfitting victory. This happens in your relationship, doesn't it does Tina?
Pull you back into bed when you're getting ready to
leave go to work.

Speaker 5 (10:01):
No, absolutely not. But if she did, you know, much
like yourself, we would only be like forty five seconds
late for work.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
What do you think about this? This is pretty crazy,
isn't it? These guys.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
That's all these guys do from what I'm hearing about
these west and.

Speaker 5 (10:21):
It is crazy. It is crazy, but like it's you know,
last thing I'd be worrying about is like my breath
or anything like that, or deodorant or whatever.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
It's just like, go for it.

Speaker 5 (10:31):
I just how do you? I don't know, Like how
do you go? How do you go to work after that?

Speaker 1 (10:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
I honestly I would, I swear to you, I feel
like I would feel dirty the entire day. It would
be tough, all right, And honestly is it is amazing
with most women that women say I look horrible today,
and they I almost kind of get the feeling. It's
like I really want to see what horrible looks like,

(10:58):
because I'm telling you that that's not horrible.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Fangs