Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it's Mojo in the morning show your Home
(00:03):
of Second Date update that's on the way, and just
a little bit Shannon, Actually I want to have you
be next up here. You were talking about the living
arrangements in your house and you because you know you
had a home that did not have enough bedrooms and stuff,
you had to add some space for Creed West's kids.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Right.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Yeah, So my stepdaughter Samantha has her own bedroom upstairs
with the rest of us, my steps on. Kieran's a
senior in high school. Dude, I have learned like teenagers,
especially teenage boys, they just want their own space. So
we have a totally finished basement and so he has
(00:45):
the whole basement to himself. It is sweet. He has
like an apartment down there. He's got a couch, he's
got a TV, he's got his bed, Curtis kitchen, and bath.
Just readed a great bathroom for him. Like, he is
totally set.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
That was what I wanted my entire life with my parents.
I wanted my parents to let me move either to
the basement or the attic.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
So the thing is, though, I this is like my
first time dealing with teenagers. Lucy and Smith are in
elementary school, so this is all very new for me.
I am terrified to go down into a teenage teenage
boys bedroom. I had the like a sprinkler company out
over the weekend, so you know, you have to like
(01:27):
blow out your splaining sprinklers or whatever before the before
the winter. And so they've literally been coming since Lucian
Smith were babies to my house. I've used the same company.
I'll shout them out, Precision Law and Irrigation. Love you
guys so the best. So they're used to drudging through
like barbies and American girl dolls and legos and the
(01:48):
you know, all the other crap that's usually laying all
over my basement. Florida's shut off my water, which they
have to do. So the other day the guy was
came up and he's like, I am pleasantly surprised to
see how clean and different the basement looks. And I said, oh, yeah,
my stepson lives down there now. And I said, I
have a teenage boy, which means I never ever come
down here because I am too scared at what I
(02:11):
am going to find.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Yes, now you get to enjoy this, well, I.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Don't want to no dirty laundry is all am I okay, yeah,
but really, parents, know what have you found?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
What you found?
Speaker 4 (02:28):
The things that I would hide in my own bedroom,
I can't imagine how bad it would be for.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
A boy man.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
When I was in high school, we'll just say dirty
movies because I don't know what you can or can't say.
It was a dirty movie that got passed around or.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
And I used to have like it was a VHS.
Oh no, no, it was a dis like a DVD.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Okay, okay, but you said.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Well because in my mind, I'm trying not to say
that like a dirty movie. And he got passed around.
I think it was called like I don't know what
I can No, it's not like any It's not like
like somebody doesn't talk for.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
I've seen that. By the way, have you seen one,
two or three? If they're fantastic, they.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Have some stars.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Oh no, and it got it got passed around like
the old class.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
But I remember trying to hide it were my mom
and not that she was coming in my room.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
But I was like, I gotta hide this.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Jen.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
You need to call Chelsea and ask her of a
mother down there, a mother of three boys.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
I can't even imagine the.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Stuff that you find. And yes, Megan, you do find
a lot of dirty sacks.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
It's funny because I have like a storage area down
there that like he has the whole basement to himself,
but there is a storage area like where the furnaces
or whatever, and that's where I keep like all my
wrapping paper and crap. So if I evering anything, I'm like, Wes,
can you go downstairs and get the wrapping paper that
has the gumballs on it?
Speaker 4 (03:53):
And just like I.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I remember as a kid, can I tell you the
most embarrassing thing my parents ever witness when they went
into my room when I was a kid. The worst
thing ever was me, Oh God, so embarrassing pretending I
was bon Jovi singing living on a prayer I used
to do. I used to do my own concerts in
(04:17):
my room and my dad wanted me to shut the
music off. I was listening to bon joviy I would
I would get my brother had a drum set. I
would get the drumstick and pretend it was the microphone,
which by the way, it was kind of a big
like Bob Barkery microphone. If it was a drumstick, and
I would sit there, and my dad walked in, didn't
say a word, and sat there and watched me as
I was turning to the crowd to sing to that
(04:38):
girl in the front row. I would honestly rather have
my dad watch me, you know, butter in the corn
than that. Any parents of teenagers, or any teenagers that
want to give Shannon for warning, be careful. What's up
Tiffany High?
Speaker 6 (04:55):
Good morning, guys, Good morning. A friend of my friend
and I were cleaning out the basement where her costomy
used to live, and we found a homemade pocket pee.
It was made of Are you ready for this? It
was made of two diapers, a bag, and a rubber band.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
How do you know it was a pocket pee?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Though? Honestly because it was right next to the baby oilers.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
I gotta try that? Can I tell you that's funny?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
That?
Speaker 7 (05:36):
What?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Can I tell you that's funny? We used to also
have homemade We used to call them weed no busts. So
we would take toilet paper rolls, which kind of sounds
like it would have been a pocket pee. I could
see my sisters thinking, what the hell is he doing this?
We would take toilet paper rolls, put bounced dryer sheets
inside of it, tape the end of it, and we
(05:57):
would blow our weed into it so that it would
blow out. Oh yeah, everybody, my sister, My sisters would
come and find those, and they would get so mad
at me for for, you know, smoking weed. They didn't
they didn't like, they didn't like that I was doing that.
But the pocket peek, Can you imagine that? That's insanity, Shannon?
(06:18):
Can you imagine finding that? Yeah, Marissa, what's up?
Speaker 8 (06:24):
Hi? Yeah? So I used to have one of those
little crystal lamps that the light would go inside and
like light up the Yeah. Yeah, So I took out
the light and put my bag of weed in there. Yeah,
and put it back on my nightstand. And every time
my dad would come down, he'd be like, man, it
really smells like weed in here. But I never catch
you smoking, and I knew it was hidden in my
(06:45):
little like crystal lamp.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Did he do something kind of cool too, Like does
he have like the beaded door at all? Like, you
know every kid in the beaded door, you know what.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Little hook on.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
The side of the door too, so you could like
put it off the side.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
But one time my brother was chasing me and I
was running really fast, and the stars and moons would
get locked together and totally.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Does does he ever have to worry about like, uh,
Smith and Lucy coming in there? Like does he ever
yell like get them out of here? Or does that
ever happen?
Speaker 3 (07:21):
No, it hasn't happened yet. But they're pretty like everybody's
pretty good, respectful honestly about other people's faces.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
I remember on the Brady Bunch when Greg moved to
the attic and Bobby and Cindy would go up in
the attic all the time. I don't know I had
reference comes into play, but he had the beaded door too.
What's up, Zach? You've never seen a Brady Bunch episode.
I've seen a movie though.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
You saw the movie?
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Yeah, there's the first one was funny, the second one
was not. I don't remember. I just I was like
my grandma. There was one like making fun of the brain. Yeah,
that was good. That one, Yes, Zach, what's up?
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Was crazy?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
What's going on? Him?
Speaker 7 (08:03):
I moved out to my parents house and I gotta
call my mom.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Wait, you're you like he's still ashamed? That's you should well,
I would think as a mom, she probably wants you
to be using condoms.
Speaker 7 (08:20):
Yeah, well she wasn't very happy when she found her
because she had to touch and throw it away.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
I would why throwing that away yourself?
Speaker 7 (08:29):
Yeah? Well I thought i'd threw it away. I guess
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
H Okay, bring condom? Ah Man. By the way, he
sounds like a kid that lives in his basement with
his parents. What's going on? How you doing?
Speaker 7 (08:41):
Ryan?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
What's up that?
Speaker 6 (08:44):
Long time?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
By?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Eh?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Hey, Shannon?
Speaker 7 (08:50):
Wait, do you come across the lucky socks?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
I will?
Speaker 3 (08:53):
I will not, Ryan, you know why because I don't
go down there.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Why is it lucky?
Speaker 7 (08:59):
You don't have to use your imagination?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Honestly, I'm sure there's been a washing of two of those.
What's up? Megan high.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Long time?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
The Meghan with an a like Meghan mech or Meghan.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
With just the me g a n i'm e g
an Okay.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
That's the right way to do it.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
That's grosser than anything found in a teenage back or betterroom.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
What's going on?
Speaker 7 (09:29):
I know?
Speaker 4 (09:30):
I have some teenage boys. One is a little bit
cleaner than the other one, and my oldest I go
in there and I find food and popcns and it's
so gross. I'm like, how And someone suggested putting like
rice on the floor to make it look like mice
came in, like it was mice trappings, So I think
(09:51):
I might actually do that.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Last said, that's all Higoshian to call them your fears
a little bit, that's really all that's It's like two
weeks old mac and cheese balls and can so which.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Is Honestly, I would rather find the socks because at
least you can pick them up on the outside than
the bulls. The bulls are hard to clean out, like
the ones in our ceiling here right? Did you hear
that that somebody, some one of the DJs he at
the station was eating bowls of cereal and putting them
in the ceiling tiles. We can't figure out who it
was I was doing that? How about how about this?
(10:23):
It's not sick, it's just awful. It's not just teenage
boys either. Victoria, Hi, Hi, Victoria, Victoria's a mom wants
to call out something, Shannon for you, what's up?
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Yeah, this is not my son. This was my excess
son that was staying with us every other weekend. I
found what I thought was tea in his many fridge
in his room, but it was cups of tea. Why
he would always be in his room playing video games
(10:57):
and apparently too busy in the middle of the night
to try to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
I need to take a peep, peace, peep.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Inside the room with any bottled water cup, anything that
he had available.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Oh my god, the referator.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
It was in his mini fridge ends the room, so
he never, I guess, tossed it out.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Every boy a pea bottle.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
I will say that I've never refrigerated night because you
just got a peece sometimes at night, like.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
You said, bath room, sometimes you don't want to do that. Man,
just throw it.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Under the bed or something that is disgusting.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Yeah, yeah, exactly. They like to. They can yuck everybody
else's youngs, but a teenage boy.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
I have daughters. I only have two daughters of my own,
and I've never dealt with boys like that. But apparently
it is a thing.
Speaker 8 (11:52):
So it's like that is disgusting.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Yeah, I definitely don't drink the tea. Thank you call.
We appreciate it.
All right, it's Mojo in the morning show your Home
(00:03):
of Second Date update that's on the way, and just
a little bit Shannon, Actually I want to have you
be next up here. You were talking about the living
arrangements in your house and you because you know you
had a home that did not have enough bedrooms and stuff,
you had to add some space for Creed West's kids.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Right.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Yeah, So my stepdaughter Samantha has her own bedroom upstairs
with the rest of us, my steps on. Kieran's a
senior in high school. Dude, I have learned like teenagers,
especially teenage boys, they just want their own space. So
we have a totally finished basement and so he has
(00:45):
the whole basement to himself. It is sweet. He has
like an apartment down there. He's got a couch, he's
got a TV, he's got his bed, Curtis kitchen, and bath.
Just readed a great bathroom for him. Like, he is
totally set.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
That was what I wanted my entire life with my parents.
I wanted my parents to let me move either to
the basement or the attic.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
So the thing is, though, I this is like my
first time dealing with teenagers. Lucy and Smith are in
elementary school, so this is all very new for me.
I am terrified to go down into a teenage teenage
boys bedroom. I had the like a sprinkler company out
over the weekend, so you know, you have to like
(01:27):
blow out your splaining sprinklers or whatever before the before
the winter. And so they've literally been coming since Lucian
Smith were babies to my house. I've used the same company.
I'll shout them out, Precision Law and Irrigation. Love you
guys so the best. So they're used to drudging through
like barbies and American girl dolls and legos and the
(01:48):
you know, all the other crap that's usually laying all
over my basement. Florida's shut off my water, which they
have to do. So the other day the guy was
came up and he's like, I am pleasantly surprised to
see how clean and different the basement looks. And I said, oh, yeah,
my stepson lives down there now. And I said, I
have a teenage boy, which means I never ever come
down here because I am too scared at what I
(02:11):
am going to find.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Yes, now you get to enjoy this, well, I.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Don't want to no dirty laundry is all am I okay, yeah,
but really, parents, know what have you found?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
What you found?
Speaker 4 (02:28):
The things that I would hide in my own bedroom,
I can't imagine how bad it would be for.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
A boy man.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
When I was in high school, we'll just say dirty
movies because I don't know what you can or can't say.
It was a dirty movie that got passed around or.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
And I used to have like it was a VHS.
Oh no, no, it was a dis like a DVD.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Okay, okay, but you said.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Well because in my mind, I'm trying not to say
that like a dirty movie. And he got passed around.
I think it was called like I don't know what
I can No, it's not like any It's not like
like somebody doesn't talk for.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
I've seen that. By the way, have you seen one,
two or three? If they're fantastic, they.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Have some stars.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Oh no, and it got it got passed around like
the old class.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
But I remember trying to hide it were my mom
and not that she was coming in my room.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
But I was like, I gotta hide this.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Jen.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
You need to call Chelsea and ask her of a
mother down there, a mother of three boys.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
I can't even imagine the.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Stuff that you find. And yes, Megan, you do find
a lot of dirty sacks.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
It's funny because I have like a storage area down
there that like he has the whole basement to himself,
but there is a storage area like where the furnaces
or whatever, and that's where I keep like all my
wrapping paper and crap. So if I evering anything, I'm like, Wes,
can you go downstairs and get the wrapping paper that
has the gumballs on it?
Speaker 4 (03:53):
And just like I.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I remember as a kid, can I tell you the
most embarrassing thing my parents ever witness when they went
into my room when I was a kid. The worst
thing ever was me, Oh God, so embarrassing pretending I
was bon Jovi singing living on a prayer I used
to do. I used to do my own concerts in
(04:17):
my room and my dad wanted me to shut the
music off. I was listening to bon joviy I would
I would get my brother had a drum set. I
would get the drumstick and pretend it was the microphone,
which by the way, it was kind of a big
like Bob Barkery microphone. If it was a drumstick, and
I would sit there, and my dad walked in, didn't
say a word, and sat there and watched me as
I was turning to the crowd to sing to that
(04:38):
girl in the front row. I would honestly rather have
my dad watch me, you know, butter in the corn
than that. Any parents of teenagers, or any teenagers that
want to give Shannon for warning, be careful. What's up
Tiffany High?
Speaker 6 (04:55):
Good morning, guys, Good morning. A friend of my friend
and I were cleaning out the basement where her costomy
used to live, and we found a homemade pocket pee.
It was made of Are you ready for this? It
was made of two diapers, a bag, and a rubber band.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
How do you know it was a pocket pee?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Though? Honestly because it was right next to the baby oilers.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
I gotta try that? Can I tell you that's funny?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
That?
Speaker 7 (05:36):
What?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Can I tell you that's funny? We used to also
have homemade We used to call them weed no busts. So
we would take toilet paper rolls, which kind of sounds
like it would have been a pocket pee. I could
see my sisters thinking, what the hell is he doing this?
We would take toilet paper rolls, put bounced dryer sheets
inside of it, tape the end of it, and we
(05:57):
would blow our weed into it so that it would
blow out. Oh yeah, everybody, my sister, My sisters would
come and find those, and they would get so mad
at me for for, you know, smoking weed. They didn't
they didn't like, they didn't like that I was doing that.
But the pocket peek, Can you imagine that? That's insanity, Shannon?
(06:18):
Can you imagine finding that? Yeah, Marissa, what's up?
Speaker 8 (06:24):
Hi? Yeah? So I used to have one of those
little crystal lamps that the light would go inside and
like light up the Yeah. Yeah, So I took out
the light and put my bag of weed in there. Yeah,
and put it back on my nightstand. And every time
my dad would come down, he'd be like, man, it
really smells like weed in here. But I never catch
you smoking, and I knew it was hidden in my
(06:45):
little like crystal lamp.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Did he do something kind of cool too, Like does
he have like the beaded door at all? Like, you
know every kid in the beaded door, you know what.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Little hook on.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
The side of the door too, so you could like
put it off the side.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
But one time my brother was chasing me and I
was running really fast, and the stars and moons would
get locked together and totally.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Does does he ever have to worry about like, uh,
Smith and Lucy coming in there? Like does he ever
yell like get them out of here? Or does that
ever happen?
Speaker 3 (07:21):
No, it hasn't happened yet. But they're pretty like everybody's
pretty good, respectful honestly about other people's faces.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
I remember on the Brady Bunch when Greg moved to
the attic and Bobby and Cindy would go up in
the attic all the time. I don't know I had
reference comes into play, but he had the beaded door too.
What's up, Zach? You've never seen a Brady Bunch episode.
I've seen a movie though.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
You saw the movie?
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Yeah, there's the first one was funny, the second one
was not. I don't remember. I just I was like
my grandma. There was one like making fun of the brain. Yeah,
that was good. That one, Yes, Zach, what's up?
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Was crazy?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
What's going on? Him?
Speaker 7 (08:03):
I moved out to my parents house and I gotta
call my mom.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Wait, you're you like he's still ashamed? That's you should well,
I would think as a mom, she probably wants you
to be using condoms.
Speaker 7 (08:20):
Yeah, well she wasn't very happy when she found her
because she had to touch and throw it away.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
I would why throwing that away yourself?
Speaker 7 (08:29):
Yeah? Well I thought i'd threw it away. I guess
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
H Okay, bring condom? Ah Man. By the way, he
sounds like a kid that lives in his basement with
his parents. What's going on? How you doing?
Speaker 7 (08:41):
Ryan?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
What's up that?
Speaker 6 (08:44):
Long time?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
By?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Eh?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Hey, Shannon?
Speaker 7 (08:50):
Wait, do you come across the lucky socks?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
I will?
Speaker 3 (08:53):
I will not, Ryan, you know why because I don't
go down there.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Why is it lucky?
Speaker 7 (08:59):
You don't have to use your imagination?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Honestly, I'm sure there's been a washing of two of those.
What's up? Megan high.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Long time?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
The Meghan with an a like Meghan mech or Meghan.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
With just the me g a n i'm e g
an Okay.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
That's the right way to do it.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
That's grosser than anything found in a teenage back or betterroom.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
What's going on?
Speaker 7 (09:29):
I know?
Speaker 4 (09:30):
I have some teenage boys. One is a little bit
cleaner than the other one, and my oldest I go
in there and I find food and popcns and it's
so gross. I'm like, how And someone suggested putting like
rice on the floor to make it look like mice
came in, like it was mice trappings, So I think
(09:51):
I might actually do that.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Last said, that's all Higoshian to call them your fears
a little bit, that's really all that's It's like two
weeks old mac and cheese balls and can so which.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Is Honestly, I would rather find the socks because at
least you can pick them up on the outside than
the bulls. The bulls are hard to clean out, like
the ones in our ceiling here right? Did you hear
that that somebody, some one of the DJs he at
the station was eating bowls of cereal and putting them
in the ceiling tiles. We can't figure out who it
was I was doing that? How about how about this?
(10:23):
It's not sick, it's just awful. It's not just teenage
boys either. Victoria, Hi, Hi, Victoria, Victoria's a mom wants
to call out something, Shannon for you, what's up?
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Yeah, this is not my son. This was my excess
son that was staying with us every other weekend. I
found what I thought was tea in his many fridge
in his room, but it was cups of tea. Why
he would always be in his room playing video games
(10:57):
and apparently too busy in the middle of the night
to try to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
I need to take a peep, peace, peep.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Inside the room with any bottled water cup, anything that
he had available.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Oh my god, the referator.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
It was in his mini fridge ends the room, so
he never, I guess, tossed it out.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Every boy a pea bottle.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
I will say that I've never refrigerated night because you
just got a peece sometimes at night, like.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
You said, bath room, sometimes you don't want to do that. Man,
just throw it.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Under the bed or something that is disgusting.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Yeah, yeah, exactly. They like to. They can yuck everybody
else's youngs, but a teenage boy.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
I have daughters. I only have two daughters of my own,
and I've never dealt with boys like that. But apparently
it is a thing.
Speaker 8 (11:52):
So it's like that is disgusting.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Yeah, I definitely don't drink the tea. Thank you call.
We appreciate it.
Popular Podcasts
40s and Free Agents: NFL Draft Season
Daniel Jeremiah of Move the Sticks and Gregg Rosenthal of NFL Daily join forces to break down every team's needs this offseason.
Dateline NBC
Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com
The Bobby Bones Show
Listen to 'The Bobby Bones Show' by downloading the daily full replay.