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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I walked out of the studio. Zach was so sweet.
I had to go to the bathroom really bad. And
then I had a live commercial at the end of
the whole thing. So Zach, there's just no joke. Zach
was prepared to crack the mic and pretend like he
was me doing a Kroger commercial that it was actually beautiful.
At one point I almost said, you know, let's just
(00:21):
stay outside, Zach. Zach, come in here for a second.
Get Zach in here for a second. He did a
great job at the Darty last week, so he was
I want to know how his birthday is. Here's my
show sheet. He mixed it up in between my Gordon
Chevrolet and my Kroger scripts. Hold on, see Zach Zach's out. No.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I was pre preparing reading it, and I was like
struggling already.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
No, no, no, come on, this is going to be good.
Here we go, Here we go, Here you go. If
I didn't show up back in the studio, what would
it is sounded like if if I was not here
in the studio, I was still in the bathroom, which,
by the way, I know one of these days I'm
gonna get locked out on that because yet we have
(01:11):
to use for those that have normal keys. We have
like really high tech building here and uh, we have
to use our phone as our key card to get in.
And sometimes my phones cell doesn't work very well in
this building because it's a very nice, well built building
that Christo's put together for us. All right, So if
(01:31):
I don't show back up in the in the the
offices here, let me get the let me get a
little commercial thing here, get the mojil. Yeah, here you go,
Here you go, Here's here's here's the this was what
would have happened on they are injured in a slip
and fall accident. It's not your fault. They didn't salt.
Call Sam more mojo in seconds.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Valentine's Day, Not sure what to get your Valentine's Kroger
has made it easy. From dip strawberries, flowers, candy, cards,
balloons and stuff in toughs you have covered, grab a
bottle of wine and go to dinner. Like Kroger help
you surprise your Valentine with all your favorites.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Oh you know where I'm But you can't laugh and
giggle through the whole You got You got to sound
like you really mean it. It's like, hey, hold on,
(02:30):
let me let me imitate. What do you sound like?
All right, so this this would be you. You're doing
the whole thing. And if and if you're somebody that
wants to know broadcasting one on one, I'm a graduate
of specs Howard School of Broadcast more Mojo in seconds.
You want to take your lady out for something nice,
get her a Valentine's gift at Kroger. We're freshest for everyone.
(02:53):
I don't know, uh, you know, it's got something like that.
So if I don't make it back, just be prepared
that you and you have to say hear me so
because they pay for me to do it. So you
got to say, hey, this is mojo and just see
see if the marketing person from Columbus actually knows, you know,
(03:14):
maybe they'll they'll probably buy it the whole time. But
that was very tech. Thank you, by the way, Thank
you for how was the birthday yesterday? Really? Did you?
Did you have a birthday weekend or something then? Or no? No?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I mean yeah, I hung out with family, didn't really
do much but your sister and your brother in law
and yeah, my brother in.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Law out of town. So it was just me and
the kids and my sister. It's just you and the kids,
your babysitting basically on your birthday. Did they ever find
another babysitter and then when you move or no, no,
they trust them now they trust the kids by themselves. Yeah, okay,
you raised them. Well, I guess that is awesome. Did
you miss it? By the way, did you go back
there and go? So this is what a building with
(03:54):
heat feels like. Poor guy, Poor guy rents rents a
place that literally has the draftiest windows a little bit.
It's a little drafty. It's a little chilly. You got
to get the plastic like my grandma. We we just
put that up.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Yeah, we're good now, but it's still a little chilly.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I still think that we should just do what do
they call it when everybody moves in with each other hostile.
We need to have a show hostile, and I'll rent
a room in the show hostile. Like when it's going
to snow this week, the last thing in the world
I want to do is stay out in the suburbs,
like driving from West Bloomfield we beat. I'll rent a
room on the days that it's snowy and I'll come
and stay with you, but we do a show hospital Gettelo,
(04:35):
Well he's got to live somewhere. But I'm thinking we
at the hostel, but we do a show like where
Megan cav you know kph Lydia.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
On Wednesdays we have board night, like board game Night Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
You know what I want to do. I want to
do like you know how old people have like the
Sunnyside place, like Sunnyside Villages in West Bloomfield. Like I
would love to like have a place like that where
it was just a nice little place. We go to
the kitchen at night and you guys, it's like a
show Golden Girls. It would be so nic cheese cake
(05:19):
by an old Detroit building. There's this cute little building
right at the end of the street right here. I
always think, Oh, I wonder who lives in there. I
don't think anybody. What do you think? Do you? What
do you like? I will stay living with Syam. Yeah,
you don't like the idea of moving out of your
parents' house and moving into a show hostel. Could you
(05:41):
imagine all us living together? You guys on selfish? Come on,
these people just want to get away from their families.
For a night. Some of us don't want families. We
want to get away from it, and we like being long.
I think that's a little bit of a stretch for me.
I think, Megan, I think how you're on my side.
I think it would be so much fun if we
all kind of have that as like a little we're
all going to get together and a little slumber party
(06:04):
type thing. I agreed. Cav agreed, by the way, that
a slumber party would be good, which is, by the way,
very interesting because usually he does not like to give
up his personal space and your malanines night. Yeah, yeah, Shannon,
you wouldn't be down for a sleepover with the team.
My wife's not even answer nobody's answering my phone calls.
So my favorite is when we all go to like
(06:25):
Vegas or something together, but then we get to go
to our separate rooms at the end of the ye. Like,
I love hanging out with you guys all day and
like if we're good chunk of the night. But I
just I don't trust any of you would be out.
Things would be filmed, somebody's parting on somebody's face. Absolutely not.
I'm not lea where you guys are I'm not a pranker. No,
(06:47):
Like I'm not the person that's going to draw digs
on your face or put your hand like I'm not morning,
would you put my hand in some like note water
to people. I don't play when people sleep, leave me
alone when I'll sleep. We had back in the day
when the show first started, we had no budget, Like
we had like four advertisers. It was like Lucido's art
(07:08):
van and like that's it, you know what I mean,
Like we had nobody. I don't even think we had Kroger.
I don't thin Kroger liked us back then. I think
we hadn't, you know, literally like I don't know. We
were running trade for mentioned spots on the air, and
they sent us away and we all had to share
rooms and it was me. It was me, Chad and
(07:30):
Spike and Eric together. No, no, I'm sorry. Spike and
Sarah stayed in the same room because they felt comfortable
with each other, I don't know, or something like that,
like it because they had, you know, they had worked
together and stuff like that, so they had felt like
it was okay, like a man and a woman staying together.
The guys all then stayed together was Chad, Eric, myself
(07:52):
and we looked at the bed. It was one bed,
it was a king bed, and we decided that we
would sleep sideways, and so he slept sideways, and they're like,
who gets the middle, and Chad goes as the producer
of the show. Chad goes, well, Mojo, he's the host.
So so I chat up at the head of the bed,
(08:15):
Eric at the foot of the bad and the three
of us are sitting together and the old time Eric
is at the end of the bed doing like Bart
Simpson impersonations. I'm not gonna lie to you guys. That
was one of the best radio moments ever in our
lives because we went to we were in Jamaica, and
we're there in Jamaica and the next morning we all
(08:35):
come and the three of us walk out and Eric
jokingly grabbed something out of my suit and he pulls
out one of my shirts and he puts it was
actually very funny. We should do this. If we do it,
if we do a little Slummer party thing, it would
honestly be funny. It would be hysterical because then what
we do is we then do it all on Instagram
or Facebook Live and listeners get to be part of it.
(08:58):
And it's kind of like the I don't want you
got you guys have seen me sleep. It is not
I don't want anyone else. Remember. Do you remember when
we stayed overnight when it was a snowstorm one night?
It was crazy? Yes, Chris, what's up? It's moje in
the morning. What's going on? Jack? You killed it? Guy's
a broadcaster, Yes, Zach Is. This guy's been in the
(09:20):
business for a while. Chris, don't be messing with him.
We finally found out that he's thirty years old. He's
been lying age. Did Chris? Did you know that that
Zach is thirty? He turned thirty yesterday. We I thought,
I swear to God when it was his birthday on Friday,
we're celebrating his birthday. I'm like, oh, this is really nice.
What is he like twenty two? I'll take him, man.
(09:42):
I appreciate that I didn't know how old you are.
That's okay, by the way, you are like literally like
the youngest looking thirty year old guy.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
I know?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Am I right in saying that? Like I.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Mojo had me kiss or Adam Stranger on the rooftop party?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Did I really? Did you get that luxury. Oh I
got to kiss some McDonald's. You know what. That's funny, Chris,
I don't remember that. But what rooftop party was? It
was it there last one we had, or it was
it was there before COVID. It was in July the
Madison Yeah, yeah, that's a beautiful And so it was
(10:18):
your birthday, and I think it was like, is there
somebody would give this guy a birthday kiss? And there
you were. You're like, you up my phone and take
a video and then you're like, you know small Joe's Chris,
and you're like, kiss this girl, kiss this girl.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
And I just it was like some fifty.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Five year old lady and all right, you can kiss.
Oh my, By the way, how was it for you
to kiss a fifty five year old on your thirtieth birthday?
That had to feel good? Huh it was. It was
a pleasure. It was. I don't remember it. You never
got like coal soares or anything out of the deal. No, no,
(10:53):
that's good. You know what this show is. Tell me
that this show doesn't try to bring people together any way.
We can thank you, buddy, thanks for the cow you do.
We have it. By the way, uh, any fifty year
old with cold stores,
I walked out of the studio. Zach was so sweet.
I had to go to the bathroom really bad. And
then I had a live commercial at the end of
the whole thing. So Zach, there's just no joke. Zach
was prepared to crack the mic and pretend like he
was me doing a Kroger commercial that it was actually beautiful.
At one point I almost said, you know, let's just
(00:21):
stay outside, Zach. Zach, come in here for a second.
Get Zach in here for a second. He did a
great job at the Darty last week, so he was
I want to know how his birthday is. Here's my
show sheet. He mixed it up in between my Gordon
Chevrolet and my Kroger scripts. Hold on, see Zach Zach's out. No.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I was pre preparing reading it, and I was like
struggling already.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
No, no, no, come on, this is going to be good.
Here we go, Here we go, Here you go. If
I didn't show up back in the studio, what would
it is sounded like if if I was not here
in the studio, I was still in the bathroom, which,
by the way, I know one of these days I'm
gonna get locked out on that because yet we have
(01:11):
to use for those that have normal keys. We have
like really high tech building here and uh, we have
to use our phone as our key card to get in.
And sometimes my phones cell doesn't work very well in
this building because it's a very nice, well built building
that Christo's put together for us. All right, So if
(01:31):
I don't show back up in the in the the
offices here, let me get the let me get a
little commercial thing here, get the mojil. Yeah, here you go,
Here you go, Here's here's here's the this was what
would have happened on they are injured in a slip
and fall accident. It's not your fault. They didn't salt.
Call Sam more mojo in seconds.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Valentine's Day, Not sure what to get your Valentine's Kroger
has made it easy. From dip strawberries, flowers, candy, cards,
balloons and stuff in toughs you have covered, grab a
bottle of wine and go to dinner. Like Kroger help
you surprise your Valentine with all your favorites.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Oh you know where I'm But you can't laugh and
giggle through the whole You got You got to sound
like you really mean it. It's like, hey, hold on,
(02:30):
let me let me imitate. What do you sound like?
All right, so this this would be you. You're doing
the whole thing. And if and if you're somebody that
wants to know broadcasting one on one, I'm a graduate
of specs Howard School of Broadcast more Mojo in seconds.
You want to take your lady out for something nice,
get her a Valentine's gift at Kroger. We're freshest for everyone.
(02:53):
I don't know, uh, you know, it's got something like that.
So if I don't make it back, just be prepared
that you and you have to say hear me so
because they pay for me to do it. So you
got to say, hey, this is mojo and just see
see if the marketing person from Columbus actually knows, you know,
(03:14):
maybe they'll they'll probably buy it the whole time. But
that was very tech. Thank you, by the way, Thank
you for how was the birthday yesterday? Really? Did you?
Did you have a birthday weekend or something then? Or no? No?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I mean yeah, I hung out with family, didn't really
do much but your sister and your brother in law
and yeah, my brother in.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Law out of town. So it was just me and
the kids and my sister. It's just you and the kids,
your babysitting basically on your birthday. Did they ever find
another babysitter and then when you move or no, no,
they trust them now they trust the kids by themselves. Yeah, okay,
you raised them. Well, I guess that is awesome. Did
you miss it? By the way, did you go back
there and go? So this is what a building with
(03:54):
heat feels like. Poor guy, Poor guy rents rents a
place that literally has the draftiest windows a little bit.
It's a little drafty. It's a little chilly. You got
to get the plastic like my grandma. We we just
put that up.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Yeah, we're good now, but it's still a little chilly.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I still think that we should just do what do
they call it when everybody moves in with each other hostile.
We need to have a show hostile, and I'll rent
a room in the show hostile. Like when it's going
to snow this week, the last thing in the world
I want to do is stay out in the suburbs,
like driving from West Bloomfield we beat. I'll rent a
room on the days that it's snowy and I'll come
and stay with you, but we do a show hospital Gettelo,
(04:35):
Well he's got to live somewhere. But I'm thinking we
at the hostel, but we do a show like where
Megan cav you know kph Lydia.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
On Wednesdays we have board night, like board game Night Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
You know what I want to do. I want to
do like you know how old people have like the
Sunnyside place, like Sunnyside Villages in West Bloomfield. Like I
would love to like have a place like that where
it was just a nice little place. We go to
the kitchen at night and you guys, it's like a
show Golden Girls. It would be so nic cheese cake
(05:19):
by an old Detroit building. There's this cute little building
right at the end of the street right here. I
always think, Oh, I wonder who lives in there. I
don't think anybody. What do you think? Do you? What
do you like? I will stay living with Syam. Yeah,
you don't like the idea of moving out of your
parents' house and moving into a show hostel. Could you
(05:41):
imagine all us living together? You guys on selfish? Come on,
these people just want to get away from their families.
For a night. Some of us don't want families. We
want to get away from it, and we like being long.
I think that's a little bit of a stretch for me.
I think, Megan, I think how you're on my side.
I think it would be so much fun if we
all kind of have that as like a little we're
all going to get together and a little slumber party
(06:04):
type thing. I agreed. Cav agreed, by the way, that
a slumber party would be good, which is, by the way,
very interesting because usually he does not like to give
up his personal space and your malanines night. Yeah, yeah, Shannon,
you wouldn't be down for a sleepover with the team.
My wife's not even answer nobody's answering my phone calls.
So my favorite is when we all go to like
(06:25):
Vegas or something together, but then we get to go
to our separate rooms at the end of the ye. Like,
I love hanging out with you guys all day and
like if we're good chunk of the night. But I
just I don't trust any of you would be out.
Things would be filmed, somebody's parting on somebody's face. Absolutely not.
I'm not lea where you guys are I'm not a pranker. No,
(06:47):
Like I'm not the person that's going to draw digs
on your face or put your hand like I'm not morning,
would you put my hand in some like note water
to people. I don't play when people sleep, leave me
alone when I'll sleep. We had back in the day
when the show first started, we had no budget, Like
we had like four advertisers. It was like Lucido's art
(07:08):
van and like that's it, you know what I mean,
Like we had nobody. I don't even think we had Kroger.
I don't thin Kroger liked us back then. I think
we hadn't, you know, literally like I don't know. We
were running trade for mentioned spots on the air, and
they sent us away and we all had to share
rooms and it was me. It was me, Chad and
(07:30):
Spike and Eric together. No, no, I'm sorry. Spike and
Sarah stayed in the same room because they felt comfortable
with each other, I don't know, or something like that,
like it because they had, you know, they had worked
together and stuff like that, so they had felt like
it was okay, like a man and a woman staying together.
The guys all then stayed together was Chad, Eric, myself
(07:52):
and we looked at the bed. It was one bed,
it was a king bed, and we decided that we
would sleep sideways, and so he slept sideways, and they're like,
who gets the middle, and Chad goes as the producer
of the show. Chad goes, well, Mojo, he's the host.
So so I chat up at the head of the bed,
(08:15):
Eric at the foot of the bad and the three
of us are sitting together and the old time Eric
is at the end of the bed doing like Bart
Simpson impersonations. I'm not gonna lie to you guys. That
was one of the best radio moments ever in our
lives because we went to we were in Jamaica, and
we're there in Jamaica and the next morning we all
(08:35):
come and the three of us walk out and Eric
jokingly grabbed something out of my suit and he pulls
out one of my shirts and he puts it was
actually very funny. We should do this. If we do it,
if we do a little Slummer party thing, it would
honestly be funny. It would be hysterical because then what
we do is we then do it all on Instagram
or Facebook Live and listeners get to be part of it.
(08:58):
And it's kind of like the I don't want you
got you guys have seen me sleep. It is not
I don't want anyone else. Remember. Do you remember when
we stayed overnight when it was a snowstorm one night?
It was crazy? Yes, Chris, what's up? It's moje in
the morning. What's going on? Jack? You killed it? Guy's
a broadcaster, Yes, Zach Is. This guy's been in the
(09:20):
business for a while. Chris, don't be messing with him.
We finally found out that he's thirty years old. He's
been lying age. Did Chris? Did you know that that
Zach is thirty? He turned thirty yesterday. We I thought,
I swear to God when it was his birthday on Friday,
we're celebrating his birthday. I'm like, oh, this is really nice.
What is he like twenty two? I'll take him, man.
(09:42):
I appreciate that I didn't know how old you are.
That's okay, by the way, you are like literally like
the youngest looking thirty year old guy.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
I know?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Am I right in saying that? Like I.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Mojo had me kiss or Adam Stranger on the rooftop party?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Did I really? Did you get that luxury. Oh I
got to kiss some McDonald's. You know what. That's funny, Chris,
I don't remember that. But what rooftop party was? It
was it there last one we had, or it was
it was there before COVID. It was in July the
Madison Yeah, yeah, that's a beautiful And so it was
(10:18):
your birthday, and I think it was like, is there
somebody would give this guy a birthday kiss? And there
you were. You're like, you up my phone and take
a video and then you're like, you know small Joe's Chris,
and you're like, kiss this girl, kiss this girl.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
And I just it was like some fifty.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Five year old lady and all right, you can kiss.
Oh my, By the way, how was it for you
to kiss a fifty five year old on your thirtieth birthday?
That had to feel good? Huh it was. It was
a pleasure. It was. I don't remember it. You never
got like coal soares or anything out of the deal. No, no,
(10:53):
that's good. You know what this show is. Tell me
that this show doesn't try to bring people together any way.
We can thank you, buddy, thanks for the cow you do.
We have it. By the way, uh, any fifty year
old with cold stores,
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