Signs You're a Freak

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Speaker 3 (00:25):
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Speaker 1 (00:35):
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Speaker 2 (00:37):
Shannon said that to me. She said, I was very
offended by this, And I said to Shannon, I go,
I agree, I'm offended to Shannon.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Don't let him long. He thought that maybe it was you.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
She's not the same. It's not the same energy when
you're nowt here.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
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it was really bad.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
All right, let's talk about freaks though. All right, let's
get a freak on.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
I'm had a conversation with someone and they were telling
me that there are certain things that stand out about
a person, and when you see these things, you say, oh, yeah,
that's a freak. So I wanted to know, are there
things that immediately when you look at someone that's that
did giveaway. Now, the thing that they said about a

(01:15):
woman was if you see a woman and she has
a large tattoo on her side, I'm not talking about
like a little Bible verse, nothing cute under the boob,
about a rib cage, like.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
A full tattoo, like a raven or something.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Yeah, a flower on her on her side, on her side,
and if that extends from her side to like her
upper thigh, like down the leg, that's the new tram
stamp man. They said that if you see that, she
a free Yes, I agree, okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Now for guys, like if you see a dude with
a thumb ring.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
Stuff, oh oh, I needed a guy who wore a
thumb ring, And I agree with that statement. Remember the
story I told about the guy that pulled out a paddle. Yeah,
oh he had a thumb ring.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Regular dudes not out here just with thumb rings. Bro, Like,
that's a sign.

Speaker 5 (02:08):
And the boy that really got me a couple.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Of does he use the thumb ring at all? Or
is it just that he has the thumb ring? Did not?
You don't know what you're is the thumb ring come
into play?

Speaker 2 (02:22):
I think that when a guy is a thumb ring
like that, he's he's a gypsy or something.

Speaker 6 (02:28):
A traveler.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Yeah, they're not known as gypsies anymore. Yeah, okay, we
call them travelers, right.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
He's that, or he's a he's a fan of Harry Potter. Okay,
which houses he?

Speaker 5 (02:41):
Yeah, huffleuff thumb rings, thummerings, Slytherin, you know.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
What's the other? Any other?

Speaker 4 (02:56):
I would say, and this, there's like a saying about
this too. But the bigger the hoop, the bigger the whole.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Come on, the bigger the hoop, the bigger the hope you.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
Could wear your hoop rings as a bracelet, right that.

Speaker 6 (03:06):
Guy say that?

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Razy, I could see that. The bigger the hole I
can see.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Girls a big I would throw one on the list.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
That's insane, and that's a good one. I always heard
the girls that wear toe rings too are also kind
of rings.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Freak me out. Really, I don't like it.

Speaker 6 (03:26):
I think they're hot.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Oh my god, it literally makes my stomach. Yeah, teeth,
it's one of.

Speaker 5 (03:31):
Them world know, because you're proud of your you know
your feet look good. Nobody's putting toe rings on some
janky feet.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Somebody also told me that guys, when a guy wears
his his watch on his right hand and not his
left hand on the wrist, that the guy sending is
sending a message to possibly another person that's there, that
he's ready to go. Really, I always thought it was
based on if you're a right handed or left hand of.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
The same sex. Like he's telling other guys he's ready
to go. The other guys could be other girls. I mean,
he could be sending messages. He's sending messages to girls
at bars. If you wear it on your if you
wear it on your right because I'm a right handed guy,
so I always thought that you wear it on your
left hand, your left hand, so that you can pop
it up. But they say guys that wear it on
this hand on the right hand, they're sending messages.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
So I don't know. If that's the case.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Eight four four Mojo Live eight four four six six
five six five four eight. I would love if you
would share with us your freak thing that you think
when you see somebody doing something or wearing something. You know, man,
they go into the bedroom and they do everything.

Speaker 6 (04:33):
Can I give you mine?

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (04:34):
I also think it's very hot when guys have nose rings.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Really, all right? What's not a nose ring? Like or stutter? Hoop?
Doesn't matter? No, you got it. You can't have a
fake one here? You telling me?

Speaker 3 (04:46):
You say, I say it tupac like, oh tu posh, okay,
I don't know what that. So you want to stud
a stutter or a hoop? You are okay either? Or
what if they were both? Because I've been seeing that
a lot of lateies.

Speaker 6 (04:56):
That is a trend right now. I've been thinking about
getting my nose pierced a second time to do it?
Too hot?

Speaker 7 (05:02):
Hot?

Speaker 1 (05:02):
What if they have their in between piers down there?
Oh lord?

Speaker 7 (05:09):
No?

Speaker 6 (05:09):
Can I tell you why attached?

Speaker 5 (05:12):
Anybody anybody who has they're downstairs taking care of usually.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Is not even that freaky.

Speaker 6 (05:17):
Really, yeah, I'm like, why do.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
You do it to be cool? Really? That doesn't hurt
when you walk.

Speaker 6 (05:23):
When I was with somebody when they got it done
heart a.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Guy when you have Okay, So here's quick question. When
you talk about the chain, where does the chain go
to it goes from one to another.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Where does he had it on his thing and then
he went up to like his nipple? What if it
what if he has a chain to his wallet?

Speaker 4 (05:43):
So you take.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Like this at the wallet not that God.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Wallet chains to me are hysterical because I always think
of just Kid Rock with wallet chains because he always
has that like little thing.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
That goes down.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
I want to like the little Louis pouch that you
can clip onto your belt loop.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Yeah, what about what about guys that were messenger bags?
Somebody told me that that was also another one too,
the guys a messenger bag.

Speaker 6 (06:09):
Now's a guy who likes to uh, oh god, how
do you say this appropriately on the radio?

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (06:15):
Sometimes you just got It's a guy who meal preps
and goes to bed at nine. That's not a freak.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Really is a meal prepper. He likes uh.

Speaker 5 (06:26):
For Christmas, we were talking about gifts like pogo sticks,
but like receiving it from a woman.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
My guy, really, because you know exactly.

Speaker 6 (06:36):
What I'm talking about. If you carry a messenger.

Speaker 4 (06:38):
Bag, I forget it.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
What would you do as a woman? What would you? Wait?

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Question for you? What would you do as a woman?
And we're not going to kink shame people, but we
are what would you do as a woman if you
were in bed and he wanted you, he wanted you
to to do that?

Speaker 1 (06:53):
Would you be okay?

Speaker 6 (06:54):
Trying to figure out what it is?

Speaker 3 (06:56):
They always say you got to sacrifice for your partner.
And when you look, that's it that that would make
That would make me wonder? I would I would wonder
if he's you wouldn't like in the me or Steve?

Speaker 6 (07:05):
You wouldn't do it once? Just this just to see
really too? Yeah my husband?

Speaker 4 (07:10):
Yeah no, actually never won. No, I wouldn't do it tonight.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Just see what his reaction mean, buy it? You know?

Speaker 2 (07:20):
You know how West always like comes up on you
and surprises you and goes, boom, do this.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
They have this be your boo? Well, Megan, have you
done it to a guy? No? But I would.

Speaker 6 (07:30):
I would do it once?

Speaker 4 (07:32):
Would you dare?

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Would you say boom?

Speaker 7 (07:35):
No?

Speaker 6 (07:36):
I would try it was just to be like, do
you like it?

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Do it. What's on Babele? How you doing Smojoe? In
the morning?

Speaker 3 (07:45):
I find the.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
Girls that have like grown women with Hello Kitty stuff
all over.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Yeah, freaky freaky that Hello Kitty girls.

Speaker 5 (07:56):
People, women who have mirrored furniture, you know, end tables
that have the reflective services.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
What about bedazzlers? What about girls that are bedazzlers? But
dazzlers always seem to me like they're a little freaky.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
What's up? And call? How you doing?

Speaker 6 (08:15):
I I did that one time?

Speaker 1 (08:16):
I tried that one time? You did? What? One time?

Speaker 3 (08:19):
The pogo?

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Oh? And what did did he ask for it?

Speaker 2 (08:25):
He did?

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Oh my god, you.

Speaker 6 (08:27):
Don't just spring that on somebody on the house.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Do you think that he uh? Do you think that
he really was into you? Or do you think what
do you think that story is about?

Speaker 3 (08:38):
Uh? No, but I I saw.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
I asked him and I told him, you know, have
you ever tried a guy?

Speaker 6 (08:45):
Maybe that's your thing, Maybe that's you know?

Speaker 1 (08:47):
He said, no, no, no, no, I'm not attracted. Not
attracted the guys. Interesting.

Speaker 5 (08:52):
Well, when uh you were done, pogostin king, did you
just look at him and say, I'm the captain now, yeah,
I'm in charge?

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Was it weird for you though, Like, were you kind
of like, yeah, yeah, yes it is.

Speaker 5 (09:11):
It was.

Speaker 6 (09:12):
It's not something that I am into or we do
again because it's.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah, you look at them differently after it exactly it.

Speaker 6 (09:21):
Yeah, OK, yeah, that's fair, that's super fair.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
That to me makes me go, I don't think we're
going to have a second date, you know what I mean?

Speaker 8 (09:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (09:29):
No?

Speaker 6 (09:30):
Yeah? Did you try day? Are you glad you could
like check that off your to do list?

Speaker 1 (09:35):
I guess.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
How soon after how soon after you pogo Stanctum? Did
you call your best friend and said you're never gonna
believe what is happen?

Speaker 1 (09:47):
I'm pretty sure it was the same day in the group,
she was kind of jealous. She was like, how come
you always fried these guys?

Speaker 2 (09:56):
What else have you done? Thank you for the call, Loretto?
What's up?

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Loretta?

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Okay, I'm gonna voice disguise you hold on a second.
I'm voice disguising you. Go ahead, go ahead. What's up?

Speaker 7 (10:09):
So?

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Your voices guys is bad? You're are you on a
speaker or something? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (10:16):
Can you hear me?

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Now? It's much much better? What's up? Are you there?

Speaker 2 (10:21):
I lost you? You muted your phone? You pushed your
cheek up against the mute button.

Speaker 8 (10:25):
Can you hear me?

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Now?

Speaker 7 (10:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (10:26):
I got you? Now go ahead.

Speaker 8 (10:27):
Sorry, I'm driving a truck. No, my husband actually asked
me to do that for him, and it actually end
up consing.

Speaker 4 (10:38):
Real why you see why.

Speaker 6 (10:41):
Because then.

Speaker 8 (10:44):
Looking up different adun't fight, yes, and different other than
male and female.

Speaker 4 (10:52):
So he became obsessed with the Oh okay, okay, So
that is interesting.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
Like I I could see where and this is again
no shaming at all, but I could see that maybe
he was a little confused about his sexuality.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
I think, so, how long were you all married before
this happened? Wow? That's uh?

Speaker 8 (11:16):
And he still reckon?

Speaker 3 (11:17):
So and prior to that, you had no assumptions or
nothing gave you the thought, not at all.

Speaker 8 (11:24):
He was very masculate, very.

Speaker 7 (11:27):
Well, yeah, that that's an interesting thing, very masculine. I
I I do find that that would probably be one
of those ones where you'd be like, huh, I wonder
what we you know what I mean, like that would
make you feel that way.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
But are you guys still friends to this day or no?
Do you not talk?

Speaker 8 (11:46):
No, we don't speak, but we have mutual friends. And
I hear great, and he's.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Still do it.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Okay, all right, well, thank you, I appreciate it. By
the way, does anybody know, and I know their advertiser
does Sorella's settled pogo sticks.

Speaker 7 (12:01):
They do.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
They call them pogo stacks. No, okay, everyone, all right,