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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time for more mojo. Mojo in the morning. Megan.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Actually, this is this is an interesting I want to
get into this topic with you. Megan's been getting random
boob picks.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Sent your way.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Dude, I have no idea what is going on.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
It is driving me up a wall.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
But in the past couple of days, I've gotten a
ton of texts from numbers I do not know, and
not in a way that like, oh, who do you
get your number? Two could not tell you the last
time I gave my number to anybody. And I mean,
if you come up to me and you want to connect,
I'm a big believer, and send me a DM on
Instagram like I do not know you. I'm sorry, I
(00:39):
will stock you online. Love you so much. Give me
that Instagram and that is.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
All you are getting.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
And I have like this one came in yesterday just
after the show and it just says hi girl. And
then what was the one that I have before this?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
So this one was June.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Of this year during the show they said hey, and
then like yesterday, send me a full boob picture that
said hey, I finally got them pierced.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
I know it's been a while. Here you go. What
let me see. No, absolutely or not.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
But if nobody has responded to you, you've been texting
somebody and they're not responding to you, why would you
send them a boot picture? Now this is a local number.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I don't know if that number is being.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
This isn't one of those Hi, it's me little things
that people send you a text and next thing, you know, you.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Could call them up all the information from your phone,
let's call them?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Or is this?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
What is this? This is a legit person that you
just don't do you have their name in their phone?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
No, that's my post.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
You are random local phone numbers. And it's multiple different
numbers that I've been getting random. No, not one of
these pictures, but one of them is.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I'm just getting a lot of random text my dress.
Why am I not getting?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Why do I get uh uh Kamala and Donald sending
out uh sending out their political crap, and then uh,
I get the Hey, it's me just checking in, you
know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (02:15):
So years ago this happened to me and I got
some guy sent a photo of his like like the
V right here right above your penis do you know what
you're talking about? And it said something like that too, like, hey, girl, like,
I don't have your number saved to my phone. So
I wrote back, I'm ten high, can you give me
money for candy? And the text stopped immediately.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Wait was it a legit dude or no?
Speaker 4 (02:37):
I have no idea, but I never got another text.
Oh my gosh, that's all you need to do.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
That's that tends you're a minor. Pretend you're a minor.
They're not going to watch witnesses to you. What's up, Carol?
How you doing? I'm good?
Speaker 5 (02:52):
How you doing? This has happened to me? Well, this
happened a lot to me and my friends. So what
I do is I look it up online and it
tells you exactly who's calling. Oh yeah, and it could
be scammed. You don't want to open them up because
they could be scams and get into your phone.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
But it's not. It's nothing to open. It's not a link.
It's just a photo.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
Does that say?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (03:13):
I get told all the time. Look up the phone,
ober tells you who it is.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
You do not want to. I'm sorry, I'm yawning. I'm
so tired.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
You do not You do not want to call that
person back right or text them back, like, who's this?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Once you text them?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
I think I think once you text them, they get
ownership of your first born.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
Yeah or something.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
But yeah, looking up on one.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
I do it all the time for my friends.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
You like the photo, Megan, why would like?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
I'm just asking you to.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Be like you. I swear to you it had nothing
that I was out late last night where.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
We went to dinner and then I literally, uh realized
what a bad idea is to schedule at dinner on
a Monday.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
What's going on? Colin? Yeah? I was just curious.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
You're getting me for free? That is true.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Where do you know? Yeah? That is true? Why why
does this not happen to us? Colin? Huh?
Speaker 5 (04:19):
I don't know. I get the same thing. I get
political messages.
Speaker 6 (04:22):
I don't get no messages.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
You say you only get ballots, no boobs?
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Exactly?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Would you, by the way, that would be interesting boobs
for votes or something?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Or what's going on?
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Clinton?
Speaker 5 (04:35):
Hi?
Speaker 6 (04:38):
I just wanted to let you know, every guy, every
bringing guys, oh my lord, sharing this.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
With you guys. No help here on this one, misfit. Victor,
what's up? Yeah, of course, Victor, what's happening?
Speaker 5 (04:57):
Good morning?
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Good morning, it was me.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
No, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
They're always guys.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
It's always guys. It's always guys from overseas. They spook
these numbers, and I always go back and forth with them,
always call them, Hey, Alyssa, Hey Alissa, can we meet
for lunch. I'm like, oh, I'm sorry, Alyssa doesn't work.
This is a Lista's phone.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Who is this?
Speaker 5 (05:15):
And I'm like, oh, they use two names. I'll be
it's Jay or it's Tony Travado, back and forth, like
what do you do for a living? I work security
at home Depot. And then she'll be like, I'm in
New York. And We'll go back and forth and then
and then I'll just hit them with the most vulgar
picture video afterwards, and then they lose it on me.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Quick question, quick question? Or do you not worry that
they just stole all your information? Or do you know?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Not all? I put them in spam right away and
try to get rid of them.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
Oh no, no, not at all. How much fun is that?
You just got to keep going back and forth them
all them, and somebody answers, no, nobody, They never they
never answered
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Yeah, all right, we'll talk to you later Buddy