War of the Roses Pt 1: David's Evil Laugh

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Catching cheaters. I'm proud of it. Oh I'm sorry. Get
your home for Boar of the Roses unloads you in
the morning, Janelle, Why do you think that your boyfriend
is cheating on you?

Speaker 2 (00:10):
He downloaded Snapchat on the phone, which is weird already,
and I try to log into his phone or like
his Snapchat, but it's like it's not logged in when
he so, like, why even have the app?

Speaker 1 (00:20):
So is it not He's not been on Snapchat before this? No,
it's not logged in. So maybe do you think that
he downloaded it purposely or did you ask him about it?

Speaker 2 (00:31):
I mean, you have to go all these steps so
like download apps on your phone anyway, so like he
would have to click multiple buttons to download Snapchat, but
then to not log in. That's weird.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Okay? Are there any other things that you think he's
doing that is making you so anxious about this?

Speaker 2 (00:47):
He spends like forever in the shower in the bathroom.
Now he didn't used to do that.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Gay, And the Snapchat thing is weird, Like snapchat thing
is really weird to me?

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Is that it though just Snapchat? Have you caught him
on Snapchat?

Speaker 4 (01:02):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Because he's not lond In, which is weird. But that's
not it though, Like that's not even the worst part.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
What's the worst part.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
The worst part is that he has like I got
on his phone and he has news of himself on
his phone and so I confronted him, was like, what
is this? And he said they're progress pictures and he
only sends.

Speaker 5 (01:19):
Pictures to me.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
But like, I'm not getting any of these pictures, So like,
what oh for your because that's crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:24):
And progress pictures? Is he?

Speaker 4 (01:27):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Very Is he open about the fact that he's trying
to lose weight or on a finished journey or is
that news to you?

Speaker 2 (01:34):
No, Like he's not posting anything online about how he's
like working out more or anything, Like it's just like
the normals, And.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Like has he lost ways or is has he changed
a lot in his parents?

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Not to me?

Speaker 2 (01:46):
I mean I think he looks pretty much the same,
Like he's he hasn't changed his routine or anything. But also,
progress pictures. You don't take nude progress pictures?

Speaker 5 (01:54):
You do, but you do guys don't?

Speaker 1 (01:56):
No guy just do that. Okay, if guys are sending
new dudes, they're sending nudes to But.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
What I'm saying, is to me this We've heard this
excuse before when nudes are found on a dude's phone.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
I just but who's he sending him to or who's
he taking them for? If he's if he's like I'm
doing progress, right, I don't think guys do that. I
really don't. I mean we Kevin, do you know guys
that take pictures of themselves naked and not send them
out to a girl. I don't know what progress you're
seeing naked. That's my first question. I have to be

(02:30):
naked in order to see the progress.

Speaker 5 (02:31):
Yeah, all of my progress photos are.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Naked, but it's below your waist that you like, got
to show differences and are weight loss? Yo, Kuchi, what
are you showing naked?

Speaker 4 (02:44):
Like?

Speaker 1 (02:45):
I just don't think guys do it. I really don't.
And you can call us up and tell us differently
if that's the case. But I think that's the most
iding out of everything. The snapchat thing is interesting, him
taking showers whatever, him taking new dudes and he's not
sending them to you and you're his girlfriend, his longtime girlfriend.

(03:06):
That to me is a little shape well.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
And if he's taking progress photos, whether they're nude or
he's wearing whatever, if he's if it's not known that
he's trying to lose weight on it for this journey,
that's just a blatant line.

Speaker 5 (03:18):
It's a cover up.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Yeah. And I think most people that are trying to
lose weight or getting better shape and if they're doing well,
they talk about it for sure. Yeah. All right, Well,
let's see where he's going to send a dozen free
roses and see if he sends them to you. We
want them to go to Chennell. Hold on, Hold on
one second, Chanel, Hello him?

Speaker 5 (03:51):
Is this Dave?

Speaker 4 (03:55):
I'm sorry?

Speaker 5 (03:56):
Is this Dave? David?

Speaker 4 (03:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (04:00):
Is it Dave or David?

Speaker 4 (04:03):
You calling me? David? Fine?

Speaker 5 (04:05):
Okay, Hi David.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
My name is Nicole and I'm calling you from an
online floral company called roses bloom dot com or a
new company. I'm actually calling with an offer for some
free flowers. If you have less than a minute to
answer two survey questions, We're going to gift you with
a dozen long stemmed red roses that can be sent
to the person of your choice anywhere in the country,
absolutely free of charge to you.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
How is that?

Speaker 5 (04:31):
How is what?

Speaker 4 (04:34):
How do you do that? What's side of it I
don't understand.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
So you I'll ask you the survey questions and then
I get some information from you about who you would
like to send some flowers to. They get sent out
later this afternoon. This is basically just a marketing campaign
for us, so hopefully in the future when you send
flowers you will use roses bloom dot com.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
Okay, but you guys aren't going to like text me
every day after.

Speaker 5 (04:58):
That or no, it's no, it's nothing like that.

Speaker 4 (05:02):
Okay, Uh yeah, okay, Okay.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Have you purchased flowers in the last six months, David, Yeah,
do you plan on purchasing flowers in the next six months?

Speaker 4 (05:15):
No?

Speaker 5 (05:16):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
As a thank you for participating in the survey, roses
boom dot com is now authorized to provide you with
a dozen long stemmed red roses. So I just need
a first and the last name of who you wanted
to send these out to today, and then we'll kind
of go from.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
There, okay, And then how long does it take to
sun them?

Speaker 3 (05:35):
They'll go out this afternoon, I see, Okay, but definitely today,
unless you want to schedule them for another day, we can.

Speaker 5 (05:43):
Do that too.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
Now you can send them today, I guess okay, Christina.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
Okay, and a telephone number for Christina.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
Uh yeah, hold on, I'm gonna look that up. So that's.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Three to one.

Speaker 5 (06:16):
Okay. What's her relationship to you?

Speaker 4 (06:21):
Uh, she's friend okay.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
And Red Roses okay, yeah, okay, And then David. Instead
of sending a paper card with the flowers at Rosesboom
dot com, we do a voice memo option. So in
this case, when Christina gets the delivery, she's gonna get
a text message alerting her that she has a flower delivery,
and then she's going to be able to play this

(06:46):
little voice memo that I'm going to record with you
in just a moment. You can make it long, short,
say whatever you like, all right, okay, Okay, here we go,
three two one.

Speaker 4 (07:01):
Hey babe, hope this can I start over? Sorry?

Speaker 5 (07:05):
Yeah, no, that's okay. Three two one, Hey babe.

Speaker 4 (07:12):
I know this doesn't make up for your dog, but
thinking about you today, okay.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
And David, this call is being recorded for quality and
training purposes.

Speaker 5 (07:24):
Are you okay with that?

Speaker 4 (07:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Okay, great, I'm gonna come on the phone and just
wrap everything up. I just want to make sure it's
everything okay with the dog. Her dog died. Oh this
is a good friend of yours. Uh yeah, okay, when
we're sorry to hear about her dog. Real quick though,

(07:50):
before we wrap it up and send these flowers off, David,
I need to inform you of one last thing that
while you have been sending these flowers off and we
will make sure that Christina gets them, your girlfriend Janelle
was listening in and Janelle heard every word that you

(08:11):
just said.

Speaker 4 (08:14):
What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Janelle called up us here at the Mojo in the
morning show and asked us to do War of the
Roses to see where you were going to send flowers to,
hoping that you weren't cheating on her. And she just
heard you send flowers to another woman.

Speaker 4 (08:35):
She did bless.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
She heard you send flowers to another woman.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
I don't understand.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
So what we're doing is we're calling you to see
where you send flowers to and asking you the question
of if you could send flowers to somebody who would
send them to And instead of sending them to your girlfriend,
you sent them to this other person. So is that
somebody that?

Speaker 4 (09:02):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Is that somebody though? That is somebody that you're in
a relationship with or was that purely just as a
condolence for her dog?

Speaker 4 (09:13):
Are you in a relationship with somebody I should know
about yourself?

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Or Janelle, I'm in a relationship with a woman who's
my wife. But I'm not sending flowers right now. You are.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
To my friends?

Speaker 1 (09:31):
No, I know, I understand that, but I'm Janelle's on
the phone with us. Janelle, Yeah, Janelle, what are you doing?

Speaker 4 (09:42):
What do you mean?

Speaker 2 (09:42):
What am I doing? What are you doing?

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Do you know this person you're setting me up to do?

Speaker 4 (09:48):
What? Hell?

Speaker 2 (09:49):
Yeah, I'm setting you up and it just works. Babe.
I'm sorry about your dog. I don't have a damn
about her dog. What are you doing?

Speaker 4 (09:57):
What? I don't understand this.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
This is hilarious.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
You called.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
Me to ask, Yeah, what is this?

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Entrapment?

Speaker 2 (10:11):
It is entrapment. You were gonna tell me about the
naked photos on your phone looking at him by yourself?

Speaker 4 (10:18):
Naked photos, the naked photos that I was planning to
send to you.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yes, you get them, and they've been there for a minute.

Speaker 5 (10:26):
How come you haven't sent them yet?

Speaker 4 (10:28):
I was waiting for the right moment.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Oh, okay, Janelle, do you know who this person is?

Speaker 4 (10:35):
Like?

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Do you know of a person named Christina that lost
her dog?

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Anything about this Christina?

Speaker 1 (10:44):
How come? How come Christina and Janelle have never met
each other?

Speaker 4 (10:50):
How come they've never met each other. She's a friend
of a friend from work. Necessarily like to come out
all the time.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
I'm afraid of a friend you called babe and send
flowers too.

Speaker 4 (11:07):
You want to have a friend that I I don't
understand what you're driving at.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Yeah, you do, idiot, answer the question? How about you
rework the answer? You called her babe? You call your friends,
the babe from work, all your friends of friends.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
There's nothing going on between you and this woman. No, okay,
why don't I let you guys? Janelle? You want to
talk to him?

Speaker 2 (11:37):
I mean, he can get his move out of my house.
But I think since he posted her number on the
you know, for the world, I might just give her
a little call.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Why don't we Why don't we give you give you
a chance to talk? Hold on one second and get
that number. So this is the home of War of
the Roses. Mojo in the morning