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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Catching cheeters. I'm proud of it.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I'm sorry. Get your home for Boar of the Roses
Uno in.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
The morning, Thomas, Why is it that you think that
your wife is cheating on you?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Well, lately I will come home from work early and
I catch her remaking the bed and washing the sheets,
like in the middle of the day. And uh, and
that's kind of weird to me since we usually only
watch our bedding about every couple of weeks.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Is this something? Is there something new that she's doing
because she wants to be more clean or have you
asked her about like why she's doing it?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Uh, you know, it's it's I haven't really asked her
about it. I just noticed that it's it's a it's
a relatively new change in behavior. I also and this
is also, you know, something that's kind of stuck out
in my mind is that she takes out the bedroom
trash like a lot more often, you know. And what's
(01:01):
weird about that is that that was usually like my job,
you know, one of my household chores.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
So she's cleaning up around the house a lot more
than she has cleaned up. And that in itself, to
you is unusual because she has not been this way before.
She's never been this clean.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
It's not the house, it's our bedroom. It isn't just
that she's cleaning house more bedroom.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
It's interesting because he also had mentioned that he thought
about putting a ring cam in the house, but he
was worried about doing that because he was worried about
what legally it could do that would be I've never
thought about that. I wonder how many spouses will put
a ring camera in their bedroom and stuff, which is interesting,
you know, Okay, so I find this to be maybe
(01:47):
not the most suspicious behavior, but also I don't live
in your relationship, so I don't know what she normally is.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Like I think about myself and I go through spurts
of like going crazy with cleaning my house, and other
times it's just like a more normal routine. So I
don't know the fact that it's just the bedroom a
little strange to me and not the whole house.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
But when she so when she does the garbage, it's
just the bedroom garbage, and it's not anywhere else in
the house that the garbage is being taken.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Out right, right, Like she's just collecting up the trash
band from the bedroom and putting that out. You know,
it's it's just you know, like I said, that's something
that I used to do.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Yeah, yeah, all right, we're gonna do this. We're gonna
see where she's going to send a dozen free roses.
We're gonna try to see if we can get her
to send flowers out. Sometimes women don't necessarily like to
do that. And we'll see what's going on here. And
then if we don't get her to send the flowers, well,
obviously ask her some questions and talk to her a
little bit about this. It's the War of the roses,
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and we're hoping that the flowers go to Thomas. Mute
your phone. Okay, all right, here we go.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Hello.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Hi, is this Sharon? It is so is this hi Sharon.
My name is Nicole. I'm calling from a brand new
online floral company called roses bloom dot com. I'm actually
calling you with an offer for some free flowers. If
you have like under a minute to answer some survey questions,
We're gonna give you some a floral arrangement that you
could send today totally free of charge to you.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Would be.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Okay, totally free.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Uh okay, do you need any of like my personal
information or.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
I'm not going to need any of your personal information.
Actually I have that already, which is how I got
your phone number. But I am going to need some
information about who you want to send these flowers to.
And there is a little catch here, and I'll get
to that in just a second. It's actually the promotion
is geared toward men, so we're trying to market some
unique arrangements that more so are are catered to gentlemen.
(04:05):
So is there is there is there a man in
your life that you'd maybe want to send some cool
flowers to.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Yeah, okay, yeah, let me ask you the survey questions
and then we'll get to all of that. Have you
purchased flowers in the last six months, Sharon.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
At the grocery store?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Okay, do you plan on purchasing flowers in the next
six months?
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Uh? I'm sure, yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
As a thank you for participating in the survey, roses
bloom dot Com is now authorized to provide you with
this arrangement. So I need to go ahead. I'm gonna
get a first name and a last name. Again, we're
hoping that you'll you'll send these to a gentleman in
your life. Just a first and a last name and
a phone number is what I need from you?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
First?
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Uh okay, Matthew.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
And the phone number is two three okay.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
And what's his relationship to you?
Speaker 4 (05:13):
He is my brother, okay.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
And Sharon, instead of sending a card like a standard
paper card with the flowers at roses bloom dot com,
we like to make it a little more personal. So
I'm going to have you record a voice note and
that is going to be texted to Matthew, alerting him
he has a delivery. He'll be able to play this
voice note and know that his sister sent him some flowers. Okay,
(05:38):
So you can say whatever you want. I'm just going
to count you down, okay. Okay, here we go, three
two one.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Hi, Matthew. I just wanted to tell you how much
I appreciate you and how grateful I am that you
are in my life.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Okay, awesome.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
And Saren, I have to let you know that this
call is being recorded for quality and trading purposes.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Are you okay with that?
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Fine, Okay, Sharon, I'm gonna jump on real quick and
just then we'll send those flowers off. Okay. I just
wanted to let you know because this is kind of
an odd thing to have happened, but we are going
to send the flowers to Matthew. But I just wanted
to let you know that this is actually the Mojo
in the morning show and we're a radio show that
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was doing something where we were trying to see where
somebody would send flowers, and the person that was hoping
that you would send them flowers. Unfortunately I didn't get them,
but I'm sure we'd be happy with the fact that
you're sending flowers to your brother. That was kind of sweet.
But your husband, Thomas is on the phone, and Thomas
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was trying to see where you would send a dozen
free roses to.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
M h.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Named Thomas. Uh, you're not You're not upset that she's
sending flowers to her brother, are you?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
If it was her brother, I wouldn't be.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
If it was her brother. If it was her brother,
what do you mean by that? That's not the name
of her brother.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
That's that's our neighbor.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Sharon just hung up the phone. That's that's the that's
your neighbor.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Does she even have a brother?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
No, No, she doesn't even have a brother. There's no
other Matthew in our lives?
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Is is he married or is he a single guy? Wow?
All right, I'm gonna I am going to uh, I'm
gonna try to see if we can get her back
on the phone. We'll see what we can do. Hold
on one second.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Yo yo nah.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
This is the home of War of the Roses Mojo
in the morning