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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It'smo Joe.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
In the Morning Show, Shannon almost pooped her pants this
morning because she thought somebody was robbing her house.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Oh, this is absolutely a true story. I actually got
out of bed. It was like two twenty this morning,
and I heard I am such a light sleeper sometimes,
and I heard like a car pull up in my
driveway and a car door shut, and I was like,
oh uh uh. So I woke up West and I
was like, hey, did you lock your car?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
I can't remember if I locked mine, because it is
a popular thing in my neighborhood that like people will
go through cars and you know whatever. So I got
up out of bed, I peeled back my shade to
look outside, and sure enough, there's a white car in
my driveway. Somebody's in the driver's seat, passenger door totally open,
but passenger seat is empty. And so I'm looking to
(00:48):
see if they're going through my car, or West's car
or my stepson's car. My heart is beating so hard,
and then I see a guy like walk down the
steps from the side of my house. It was an
Amazon delivery. My new indears that I ordered yesterday during
the show came very quickly. Twenty this morning.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I hate that they don't have Amazon trucks when they're doing.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
In the middle of the night stuff. It scares the crap.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Out of No marker on this car, and the only
reason I knew it was Amazon was because he was
wearing an Amazon hat.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
You can't even trust that these days.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I know it could be a Halloween cost. I don't
like it. I actually got scared taking the garbage out
one morning in the middle of the night, like like
what you happen with you actually was getting up for
the show for something in the morning and had the
guy like running across my driveway.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Scared the crap out of me.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Yeah, but the worst, the worst is that they don't
drive an Amazon vehicle, or the vehicle doesn't look like
it's an Amazon vehicle, and it's so dark you don't
know that they're in Amazon. I'm shocked that those people
don't like come across either dogs or or worse than that,
somebody with a gun.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
They do t Yeah, there's videos of it all of
the time, especially when they're in the unmarked cars and
they're in like uh. There was one recently in a
gated community. Wow, and the guy was like, look, at
my car. It's filled with Amazon packages, like here is
my delivery app.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
They got to give him like placards, stickers or something.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
On the top.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Even an Uber driver, even an Uber driver has the
little like blow up thing in the car. That's interesting.
That's interesting.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Scared the crap out of me.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yeah, And by the.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Way, I don't know, are you a big order from
are you?
Speaker 6 (02:35):
Well?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
I mean I I order from Amazon entirely, way too much.
And it's actually I wouldn't say it's an issue between
West and I. But we had the conversation over the
weekend about we're finally having this conversation several months after
being married, which is that smart I understand this about
our finances and how we're going to do like the
mortgage and are we going to share a checking account
and credit cards? And we had touched on all of
(02:57):
that stuff before we got married, but we were like, okay,
we're kind of line, will figure it out and make
it official later. So over the weekend we had that
conversation and one of the things that we talked about
was different places where we could save some money, so
like we both don't need a YouTube TV account, which
we both have. We both don't need a Costco account
because we can share one. We both don't need like,
(03:18):
you know, different music, Like yeah, we can combine the family.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
So one of them. I was like, oh, well, we
both have an Amazon Prime membership, we can just merge
them and only have one. He was real quick to
disagree with me, and he was like, I think it
is worth the money to just keep our own Amazon accounts.
And he's like for surprise purposes. He's like, I don't
want to toggle the credit cards back and forth because
(03:45):
we're keeping our separate cards. We did decide on that,
and he's like, and I also don't want to get
the notifications from your one hundred different purchases a week
when I already get all of my own. And I
was like, well, you can turn off the notifications. Let's
save some money and just share a Prime membership. Refuses.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
I'm with him.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
I call the yes on this.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
What is he hiding people? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
There's a there was a viral video a long time Megan,
I can't sit with you.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
I have hemorrhoids.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
And it like turns into like an ed M song
and it's been stuck in my head.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
For why why would that is interesting? Wes does not
want to share an Amazon.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Account, not just not what he is refusing.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I get the idea that he can't really surprise you
with stuff, but then he'll just have to buy it
from other places than Amazon.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
But I'm not going through and like, look, oh yeah
you will not do you want to know what he
buys on Amazon? He buys like workout crap and adapters
for his electric razor, and just like text, he buys
learning tech stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
That I do not care about.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
That's just the stuff you know about, Shann Quite honestly,
when Amazon package gets delivered to my house and it
says West, whitlam on it, I'll leave it right on
the porch. That's cool unless it says Shanna Murphy. I
am you get your own package. It is not fun.
I get so excited when the package on the and
then it says West, and I'm like, how do you
(05:18):
know if I do it too?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Eight four four Mojo Live eight four four six six
five six five four eight thoughts on Wes not wanting
to share an Amazon account. I'd love to know what
you guys think about that. Hold on, we got Amazon
driver Faddy on with us. He's one of those middle
of the night drivers. What's up, Faddy, We're doing good, Fay.
Do you ever do you ever scare the crap out
of people in the middle of the night.
Speaker 7 (05:40):
Well, by the way, I scared them to scare me
because we work like third party Amazon Delivery and we
have to use our car.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
So that's why it's confusing sometimes because people having yeah Prime,
so we have to deliver the same day.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Faddy.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Have you ever encountered somebody that you know, thought you
were robbing them, like Shannon thought that they were getting
robbed yet last night?
Speaker 6 (06:06):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Yes, So last time I was delivering a package and
a lady coming running with a baseball bat.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Oh basi ball bat. I love that.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Yeah, she came running with a baseball bat to hit you.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
Yeah, and she started laughing and we were talking like
she said, I'm scared so bad and what town.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Was she in?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Because that is a that's a Warren woman right there.
There ain't no way that you're walking out with what.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
I'm telling you. Shout out to Warren the ladies and
Warren don't play.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
I love that she laughed almost assaulted you.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
By the way.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
That is that is a woman that is definitely more
protective of her home than I would be.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
I'd be like, Chelsea, go outside, somebody's out there. That's
oh my god.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Hey, we love you, fotty, take care of yourself. What's up, Brittany,
how you doing?
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Hi?
Speaker 7 (07:00):
Good morning, Mojo.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
What's going on?
Speaker 7 (07:03):
So I totally agree with Less and Shannon. I think
that they should keep it separate because what if they
have like an anniversary gift or a birthday party or
I'm sorry, a birthday gifts and you know, girls like
to be snoopy. And I totally agree with you on that,
Like I would, you know, be so curious and I
feel like it would give it away.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Yeah, you know, I think it's suspicious. She has not
bought me one surprise from Amazon.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
Mojo.
Speaker 7 (07:29):
Coral wants to ask you something, and I know this
is a long shot, but she really wants to ask you.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
If here comes, Yeah, she say she has been wanting
to go to jelly roll all week.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Oh my, well, then you got to get come in here,
Brittany and let me smell your belly hole.
Speaker 7 (07:46):
Mine doesn't smell then it.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
I'm sorry, it's it's smell your hole. For jelly roll
we're doing tomorrow. If you want to be part of it,
I'll put you on hold. Okay, all right, all right,
all right, hold on a second. By the way, it's
weird to say that too. Mom with her kid on
the phone, Tara, what's up?
Speaker 7 (08:03):
Hi?
Speaker 6 (08:04):
Hi, guys, Good morning?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
What's going on?
Speaker 6 (08:07):
I wanted to tell Shannon that she could keep one
Amazon account, but Wes could become a household member. You
have two separate logins. You just pay one prime fee.
You don't see any purchases, you don't get any notifications.
We do. I do that with my.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Husband, right, No, okay, But does is there an advantage
because Shannon will never let him have an advantage over her?
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Oh, I just don't want to pay for two Prime memberships.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
It's like we see money.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Does he get special treatment? If he gets special treatment
and it's all over, She's not allowing this. Shelby, what's
going on?
Speaker 6 (08:40):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Good morning, Hey, what's happening?
Speaker 6 (08:43):
Well, first time, I'll.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Call her long time.
Speaker 7 (08:45):
Yeah. I remember listening to you guys when.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
I was like on my way to first grade.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Oh my god, she's gonna make me feel old. Go
Go ahead, tell your story that what Nixon was president.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
I had.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
I didn't share an account with my ex boyfriend, but
I was just like wanting to order something, and he
told me to use his And I went to his
recently purchased items and he had purchased sex toys to
his uh like mother of his child. And we had
been together for over a year.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Oh, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Oh no, no, that's wait, So that that is an
interesting thing. Maybe we should look into West's tex sex
toys were question.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
As far as I know, he does not own anything.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
But okay, by the way, yesterday on the show, I
learned how to make a homemade pocket Paece tried it
last night, wasn't it.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Recommend?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
I'm sorry, I divert or digress her. I do a
lot of dying. Let's go, all right, we'll talk to
you later, Shelby, Right, that's unbelievable though, huh that's yeah,
well though, you know what the guy, hey, what did you?
You said this about twenty times yesterday to the girls
that we can't yuck somebody's young.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
I mean, if you bond.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
It, you're in a relationship, you bind it for your
child's you know, your child's mother.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Who's Yeah, the.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Woman you're in a relationship with, don't be buying her
sex choice.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Or just go to Liver's Lane. That's why you're stupid.
It'smo Joe.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
In the Morning Show, Shannon almost pooped her pants this
morning because she thought somebody was robbing her house.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Oh, this is absolutely a true story. I actually got
out of bed. It was like two twenty this morning,
and I heard I am such a light sleeper sometimes,
and I heard like a car pull up in my
driveway and a car door shut, and I was like,
oh uh uh. So I woke up West and I
was like, hey, did you lock your car?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
I can't remember if I locked mine, because it is
a popular thing in my neighborhood that like people will
go through cars and you know whatever. So I got
up out of bed, I peeled back my shade to
look outside, and sure enough, there's a white car in
my driveway. Somebody's in the driver's seat, passenger door totally open,
but passenger seat is empty. And so I'm looking to
(00:48):
see if they're going through my car, or West's car
or my stepson's car. My heart is beating so hard,
and then I see a guy like walk down the
steps from the side of my house. It was an
Amazon delivery. My new indears that I ordered yesterday during
the show came very quickly. Twenty this morning.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I hate that they don't have Amazon trucks when they're doing.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
In the middle of the night stuff. It scares the crap.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Out of No marker on this car, and the only
reason I knew it was Amazon was because he was
wearing an Amazon hat.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
You can't even trust that these days.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I know it could be a Halloween cost. I don't
like it. I actually got scared taking the garbage out
one morning in the middle of the night, like like
what you happen with you actually was getting up for
the show for something in the morning and had the
guy like running across my driveway.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Scared the crap out of me.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Yeah, but the worst, the worst is that they don't
drive an Amazon vehicle, or the vehicle doesn't look like
it's an Amazon vehicle, and it's so dark you don't
know that they're in Amazon. I'm shocked that those people
don't like come across either dogs or or worse than that,
somebody with a gun.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
They do t Yeah, there's videos of it all of
the time, especially when they're in the unmarked cars and
they're in like uh. There was one recently in a
gated community. Wow, and the guy was like, look, at
my car. It's filled with Amazon packages, like here is
my delivery app.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
They got to give him like placards, stickers or something.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
On the top.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Even an Uber driver, even an Uber driver has the
little like blow up thing in the car. That's interesting.
That's interesting.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Scared the crap out of me.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yeah, And by the.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Way, I don't know, are you a big order from
are you?
Speaker 6 (02:35):
Well?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
I mean I I order from Amazon entirely, way too much.
And it's actually I wouldn't say it's an issue between
West and I. But we had the conversation over the
weekend about we're finally having this conversation several months after
being married, which is that smart I understand this about
our finances and how we're going to do like the
mortgage and are we going to share a checking account
and credit cards? And we had touched on all of
(02:57):
that stuff before we got married, but we were like, okay,
we're kind of line, will figure it out and make
it official later. So over the weekend we had that
conversation and one of the things that we talked about
was different places where we could save some money, so
like we both don't need a YouTube TV account, which
we both have. We both don't need a Costco account
because we can share one. We both don't need like,
(03:18):
you know, different music, Like yeah, we can combine the family.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
So one of them. I was like, oh, well, we
both have an Amazon Prime membership, we can just merge
them and only have one. He was real quick to
disagree with me, and he was like, I think it
is worth the money to just keep our own Amazon accounts.
And he's like for surprise purposes. He's like, I don't
want to toggle the credit cards back and forth because
(03:45):
we're keeping our separate cards. We did decide on that,
and he's like, and I also don't want to get
the notifications from your one hundred different purchases a week
when I already get all of my own. And I
was like, well, you can turn off the notifications. Let's
save some money and just share a Prime membership. Refuses.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
I'm with him.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
I call the yes on this.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
What is he hiding people? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
There's a there was a viral video a long time Megan,
I can't sit with you.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
I have hemorrhoids.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
And it like turns into like an ed M song
and it's been stuck in my head.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
For why why would that is interesting? Wes does not
want to share an Amazon.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Account, not just not what he is refusing.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I get the idea that he can't really surprise you
with stuff, but then he'll just have to buy it
from other places than Amazon.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
But I'm not going through and like, look, oh yeah
you will not do you want to know what he
buys on Amazon? He buys like workout crap and adapters
for his electric razor, and just like text, he buys
learning tech stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
That I do not care about.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
That's just the stuff you know about, Shann Quite honestly,
when Amazon package gets delivered to my house and it
says West, whitlam on it, I'll leave it right on
the porch. That's cool unless it says Shanna Murphy. I
am you get your own package. It is not fun.
I get so excited when the package on the and
then it says West, and I'm like, how do you
(05:18):
know if I do it too?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Eight four four Mojo Live eight four four six six
five six five four eight thoughts on Wes not wanting
to share an Amazon account. I'd love to know what
you guys think about that. Hold on, we got Amazon
driver Faddy on with us. He's one of those middle
of the night drivers. What's up, Faddy, We're doing good, Fay.
Do you ever do you ever scare the crap out
of people in the middle of the night.
Speaker 7 (05:40):
Well, by the way, I scared them to scare me
because we work like third party Amazon Delivery and we
have to use our car.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
So that's why it's confusing sometimes because people having yeah Prime,
so we have to deliver the same day.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Faddy.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Have you ever encountered somebody that you know, thought you
were robbing them, like Shannon thought that they were getting
robbed yet last night?
Speaker 6 (06:06):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Yes, So last time I was delivering a package and
a lady coming running with a baseball bat.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Oh basi ball bat. I love that.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Yeah, she came running with a baseball bat to hit you.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
Yeah, and she started laughing and we were talking like
she said, I'm scared so bad and what town.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Was she in?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Because that is a that's a Warren woman right there.
There ain't no way that you're walking out with what.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
I'm telling you. Shout out to Warren the ladies and
Warren don't play.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
I love that she laughed almost assaulted you.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
By the way.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
That is that is a woman that is definitely more
protective of her home than I would be.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
I'd be like, Chelsea, go outside, somebody's out there. That's
oh my god.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Hey, we love you, fotty, take care of yourself. What's up, Brittany,
how you doing?
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Hi?
Speaker 7 (07:00):
Good morning, Mojo.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
What's going on?
Speaker 7 (07:03):
So I totally agree with Less and Shannon. I think
that they should keep it separate because what if they
have like an anniversary gift or a birthday party or
I'm sorry, a birthday gifts and you know, girls like
to be snoopy. And I totally agree with you on that,
Like I would, you know, be so curious and I
feel like it would give it away.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Yeah, you know, I think it's suspicious. She has not
bought me one surprise from Amazon.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
Mojo.
Speaker 7 (07:29):
Coral wants to ask you something, and I know this
is a long shot, but she really wants to ask you.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
If here comes, Yeah, she say she has been wanting
to go to jelly roll all week.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Oh my, well, then you got to get come in here,
Brittany and let me smell your belly hole.
Speaker 7 (07:46):
Mine doesn't smell then it.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
I'm sorry, it's it's smell your hole. For jelly roll
we're doing tomorrow. If you want to be part of it,
I'll put you on hold. Okay, all right, all right,
all right, hold on a second. By the way, it's
weird to say that too. Mom with her kid on
the phone, Tara, what's up?
Speaker 7 (08:03):
Hi?
Speaker 6 (08:04):
Hi, guys, Good morning?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
What's going on?
Speaker 6 (08:07):
I wanted to tell Shannon that she could keep one
Amazon account, but Wes could become a household member. You
have two separate logins. You just pay one prime fee.
You don't see any purchases, you don't get any notifications.
We do. I do that with my.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Husband, right, No, okay, But does is there an advantage
because Shannon will never let him have an advantage over her?
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Oh, I just don't want to pay for two Prime memberships.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
It's like we see money.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Does he get special treatment? If he gets special treatment
and it's all over, She's not allowing this. Shelby, what's
going on?
Speaker 6 (08:40):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Good morning, Hey, what's happening?
Speaker 6 (08:43):
Well, first time, I'll.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Call her long time.
Speaker 7 (08:45):
Yeah. I remember listening to you guys when.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
I was like on my way to first grade.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Oh my god, she's gonna make me feel old. Go
Go ahead, tell your story that what Nixon was president.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
I had.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
I didn't share an account with my ex boyfriend, but
I was just like wanting to order something, and he
told me to use his And I went to his
recently purchased items and he had purchased sex toys to
his uh like mother of his child. And we had
been together for over a year.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Oh, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Oh no, no, that's wait, So that that is an
interesting thing. Maybe we should look into West's tex sex
toys were question.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
As far as I know, he does not own anything.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
But okay, by the way, yesterday on the show, I
learned how to make a homemade pocket Paece tried it
last night, wasn't it.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Recommend?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
I'm sorry, I divert or digress her. I do a
lot of dying. Let's go, all right, we'll talk to
you later, Shelby, Right, that's unbelievable though, huh that's yeah,
well though, you know what the guy, hey, what did you?
You said this about twenty times yesterday to the girls
that we can't yuck somebody's young.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
I mean, if you bond.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
It, you're in a relationship, you bind it for your
child's you know, your child's mother.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Who's Yeah, the.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Woman you're in a relationship with, don't be buying her
sex choice.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Or just go to Liver's Lane. That's why you're stupid.
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