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Speaker 1 (00:01):
But the fire is so delightful. They're supposed to get
snow this week.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
They're saying that we might have snow flurries on what
Thursday I think it is. They're saying that we could
get rain mixed with a little snain, snow mixed with rain,
and it might be our first one. I wonder when
the the what's the latest snowfall that we've ever gotten?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Latest? Let's see latest?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Have we ever had a winter without any?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
I don't know that's a good point. Hold on, let
me go back. I mean, look, as long as the
snows on Christmas, I'll be good.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I know.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I love a good the googles.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
I hate looking outside on Christmas morning and seeing grass. Yeah,
dead grass is so depressing. I can't celebrate the birth
of Jesus that way.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
I know what it is for.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
The average first snowfall of one inch or more typically
occurs on November twenty.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Ninth, next week.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Is it as disappointing as not having a date in
a while when you don't have a lot of snow?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Like to think about that.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
Because because.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Because she is single, and also she loves the winter,
so I would I would have her choose.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
I would bet her choosing snow really.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
Yeah, because I think, first of all, I love the
holiday season because generally people are just nicer, they're more patient,
they're kinder. Everything's a little bit more slow paced, and
I think our world is too fast. I love the
holidays because everything just kind of pushes on the brakes
a little bit. So when you don't have snow, people
don't get into the mindset, and then that mentality like
(01:44):
does not come fast enough.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
You're right, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I think I would.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
I think I'd rather not have snow but get some
some uh.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Some loving you know what I mean. I mean she
just said it doesn't come fast enough. So hey, are
we talking a different dating? Okay about how about how
about this one? Hold on? I saw this story this morning.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I thought this was interesting. Speaking of the weather in Genitalia,
have you guys ever, have you guys ever heard of
winter penis?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Read this?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Doctors warn men that they may be about to suffer
difficulties in the bedroom due to weather related affliction known
as winter penis. The phenomenon describes how males genitals shrink
when the temperature drops outside find not new information as
(02:49):
a result of restricted blood flow.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
In certain areas.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Not only does this lead to the size reduction of
up to fifty percent.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Oh no, you have a little penis.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
The reduced blood flow to the area also makes it
more challenging for men to maintain an erection micro penis.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
The people.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Or I'm sorry, the problem happens because the body prioritizes
blood flow to more important areas, like parts of the
body that might be cold, like sometimes your internal organs.
While most men who experience winter penis find it only
occurs briefly and occasionally. Yeah, right, that's only briefly and occasionally,
(03:39):
it may be far worse for those with underlying erection
dysfunction or ED. Can I ask erectile dysfunction? Can I
ask you a quick question about this? Do women in
the cold like, do your guys tell us about your vaginas?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Ladies? Do your vaginas?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Do your vaginas have have a different sensitivity when the
weather changes? What what makes your vagina more sensitive or
less sensitive?
Speaker 5 (04:10):
It doesn't hang externally, It's.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
In the same place, Okay, but does the weather doesn't
change your vagina at all? Cold weather doesn't change your vagilta.
I feel weird asking this question of you guys. Let
me call my wife and ask her about her vagina.
(04:34):
I want to ask her.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
She's going to hang up on you, and I hope
she does.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
No, No, she'll be fine. This is a medical thing
that we're doing. This is a medical segment.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
I'm sorry, Chelse.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
We're doing a medical segment on the show right now.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
It's okay to hang up.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Hey, quick question? Does your vagina have a different sensitivity
to cold weather as it does to warm weather? No,
just to you, but honestly, no, seriously, I know that
that's a funny joke.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
They all laugh. That was a joke, right, No, no, no,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
But but does your does the as I bring you
to the air here, and I'm asking all the women
on the show to participate if they would like to, Uh,
it's up to you.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I don't want to get sued. Your vagina just tried
to bite me.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Does does your vagina though, react differently? Because we just
talked about winter penis and both Calvi and myself have
experienced winter penis before, right caw, yeah, where in the
in the winter, our penis doesn't seem as big?
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Okay, Yeah, well, I don't think that that affects women.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
It doesn't affect women, so that the temperature doesn't change
it for you. No, okay, well then good, you got
no excuse tonight. I'll see you later tonight, honey. See
I said it right up for that one, Kevin.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Wasn't that good one?
Speaker 5 (06:02):
Not?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
By the way, all male crowd class, it's always interesting
what happens. Yeah, yeah, see that. We laughed just as
hard as they laughed at the joke that Chelsea said.
All right, that's true.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I love you, I'll talk to you later. And I
love your penis, I love your vagina. I love your vagina.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
One is no I love.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Marky Erica are you there, I'm here, Erica.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
We're talking about I wanted to suggested name change on
this phenomenon.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
It should be called winter Weener.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yeah, that is a fantastic name.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Thank you do what are we what do we call
winter vagina?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Though? Is there anything to that? Oh?
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Man, I wasn't prepared for that question. I'll have to
think on it and call you back.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I can't believe that if the man if men's penises
are different, because the women's vaginas also deal with blood
flow too, why would it not be it doesn't.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
You know, the ladies are fully functional regardless of the weather.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
So blood doesn't blood flow though, affect your your vagina.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
I mean, I guess I don't know internal organ.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Just so's a penis though my sense my penis is yes,
why it's not an external just because it sticks out, Megan,
it doesn't. Wait, that's exactly what.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Makes the externally.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
But it's covered up. Though.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
You don't think that you're you don't think you can
get cold down there. You don't never get cold down there.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
I've never been outside in the snow with my beer vagina.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
If you're outside with a pair of like uh, and
I see you guys wear them all the time, Lulu
lemons or leggings. I see you guys with them. They're
not keeping you fully warm inside?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Are they?
Speaker 5 (07:53):
That?
Speaker 4 (07:53):
There?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Is usually very warm? Is it between your legs?
Speaker 5 (07:56):
Well?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Then why don't you let us all come into warm up?
Why are we left outside?
Speaker 5 (08:04):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Lord?
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Are you okay?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Now? Yeah? Jason? What's going on? Jason? Are you doing?
I'm doing pretty well, modo, not not super surprised. You're
not aware of what happens down there to this? Come on,
stop it.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
I'm just saying are you thinking that the same thing?
You weren't thinking the same thing. I was thinking that
women also can be faced with Uh, you know, I.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Think, I'm I think I apparently have fewer questions than
you do. Oh come on.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I didn't want to put it out.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
There though, that winter is officially micro penis awareness season.
We got our mom. I did not.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
I did not know that. Let's all have a party.
Can we have a micro penis party?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Actually have a request.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
I wanted to know if I could write a song
for you.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Not not on the spot, but I'll text back in okay,
walk walking.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
With the winter Man.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Fantastic? Look good, Hey, look hey Hannah.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Hannah said, what we should title Ladies Vaginas in the
winter time?
Speaker 1 (09:13):
What's that Christmas? Coochie?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Oh there you good to send Beaver.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
What's up, Keith? How you doing?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
I went to school?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Oh all right, So ladies, hear me out?
Speaker 1 (09:27):
So say you get turned on? You know, well, you know.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
I don't like where this is going.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
Get a dumb dum inappropriate.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
To try, but it does make miracle.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
It's a Christmas story. That's by the way, Zach, be
gentle with that. I get to see your new building
what's up to you?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
How you doing? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi, good morning,
are you guys good? I'm loving it. Merry Early Christmas
in my car, dying right now. Just so you guys know.
I know people driving by are like, what is she last?
But even though we don't have.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
This problem, I think it should be called winter waffle.
Oh god, all right, well listen, this was a great
segment on our show. We have to end it right
now before it gets too crazy. I just want everybody
to know that as the weather cools up or gets colder,
(10:29):
let's all warm up with some hot cuckoo by the fire.
But the fire is so delightful. They're supposed to get
snow this week.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
They're saying that we might have snow flurries on what
Thursday I think it is. They're saying that we could
get rain mixed with a little snain, snow mixed with rain,
and it might be our first one. I wonder when
the the what's the latest snowfall that we've ever gotten?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Latest? Let's see latest?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Have we ever had a winter without any?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
I don't know that's a good point. Hold on, let
me go back. I mean, look, as long as the
snows on Christmas, I'll be good.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I know.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I love a good the googles.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
I hate looking outside on Christmas morning and seeing grass. Yeah,
dead grass is so depressing. I can't celebrate the birth
of Jesus that way.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
I know what it is for.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
The average first snowfall of one inch or more typically
occurs on November twenty.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Ninth, next week.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Is it as disappointing as not having a date in
a while when you don't have a lot of snow?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Like to think about that.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
Because because.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Because she is single, and also she loves the winter,
so I would I would have her choose.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
I would bet her choosing snow really.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
Yeah, because I think, first of all, I love the
holiday season because generally people are just nicer, they're more patient,
they're kinder. Everything's a little bit more slow paced, and
I think our world is too fast. I love the
holidays because everything just kind of pushes on the brakes
a little bit. So when you don't have snow, people
don't get into the mindset, and then that mentality like
(01:44):
does not come fast enough.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
You're right, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I think I would.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
I think I'd rather not have snow but get some
some uh.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Some loving you know what I mean. I mean she
just said it doesn't come fast enough. So hey, are
we talking a different dating? Okay about how about how
about this one? Hold on? I saw this story this morning.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I thought this was interesting. Speaking of the weather in Genitalia,
have you guys ever, have you guys ever heard of
winter penis?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Read this?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Doctors warn men that they may be about to suffer
difficulties in the bedroom due to weather related affliction known
as winter penis. The phenomenon describes how males genitals shrink
when the temperature drops outside find not new information as
(02:49):
a result of restricted blood flow.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
In certain areas.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Not only does this lead to the size reduction of
up to fifty percent.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Oh no, you have a little penis.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
The reduced blood flow to the area also makes it
more challenging for men to maintain an erection micro penis.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
The people.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Or I'm sorry, the problem happens because the body prioritizes
blood flow to more important areas, like parts of the
body that might be cold, like sometimes your internal organs.
While most men who experience winter penis find it only
occurs briefly and occasionally. Yeah, right, that's only briefly and occasionally,
(03:39):
it may be far worse for those with underlying erection
dysfunction or ED. Can I ask erectile dysfunction? Can I
ask you a quick question about this? Do women in
the cold like, do your guys tell us about your vaginas?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Ladies? Do your vaginas?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Do your vaginas have have a different sensitivity when the
weather changes? What what makes your vagina more sensitive or
less sensitive?
Speaker 5 (04:10):
It doesn't hang externally, It's.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
In the same place, Okay, but does the weather doesn't
change your vagina at all? Cold weather doesn't change your vagilta.
I feel weird asking this question of you guys. Let
me call my wife and ask her about her vagina.
(04:34):
I want to ask her.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
She's going to hang up on you, and I hope
she does.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
No, No, she'll be fine. This is a medical thing
that we're doing. This is a medical segment.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
I'm sorry, Chelse.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
We're doing a medical segment on the show right now.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
It's okay to hang up.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Hey, quick question? Does your vagina have a different sensitivity
to cold weather as it does to warm weather? No,
just to you, but honestly, no, seriously, I know that
that's a funny joke.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
They all laugh. That was a joke, right, No, no, no,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
But but does your does the as I bring you
to the air here, and I'm asking all the women
on the show to participate if they would like to, Uh,
it's up to you.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I don't want to get sued. Your vagina just tried
to bite me.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Does does your vagina though, react differently? Because we just
talked about winter penis and both Calvi and myself have
experienced winter penis before, right caw, yeah, where in the
in the winter, our penis doesn't seem as big?
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Okay, Yeah, well, I don't think that that affects women.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
It doesn't affect women, so that the temperature doesn't change
it for you. No, okay, well then good, you got
no excuse tonight. I'll see you later tonight, honey. See
I said it right up for that one, Kevin.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Wasn't that good one?
Speaker 5 (06:02):
Not?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
By the way, all male crowd class, it's always interesting
what happens. Yeah, yeah, see that. We laughed just as
hard as they laughed at the joke that Chelsea said.
All right, that's true.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I love you, I'll talk to you later. And I
love your penis, I love your vagina. I love your vagina.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
One is no I love.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Marky Erica are you there, I'm here, Erica.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
We're talking about I wanted to suggested name change on
this phenomenon.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
It should be called winter Weener.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yeah, that is a fantastic name.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Thank you do what are we what do we call
winter vagina?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Though? Is there anything to that? Oh?
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Man, I wasn't prepared for that question. I'll have to
think on it and call you back.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I can't believe that if the man if men's penises
are different, because the women's vaginas also deal with blood
flow too, why would it not be it doesn't.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
You know, the ladies are fully functional regardless of the weather.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
So blood doesn't blood flow though, affect your your vagina.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
I mean, I guess I don't know internal organ.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Just so's a penis though my sense my penis is yes,
why it's not an external just because it sticks out, Megan,
it doesn't. Wait, that's exactly what.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Makes the externally.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
But it's covered up. Though.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
You don't think that you're you don't think you can
get cold down there. You don't never get cold down there.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
I've never been outside in the snow with my beer vagina.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
If you're outside with a pair of like uh, and
I see you guys wear them all the time, Lulu
lemons or leggings. I see you guys with them. They're
not keeping you fully warm inside?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Are they?
Speaker 5 (07:53):
That?
Speaker 4 (07:53):
There?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Is usually very warm? Is it between your legs?
Speaker 5 (07:56):
Well?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Then why don't you let us all come into warm up?
Why are we left outside?
Speaker 5 (08:04):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Lord?
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Are you okay?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Now? Yeah? Jason? What's going on? Jason? Are you doing?
I'm doing pretty well, modo, not not super surprised. You're
not aware of what happens down there to this? Come on,
stop it.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
I'm just saying are you thinking that the same thing?
You weren't thinking the same thing. I was thinking that
women also can be faced with Uh, you know, I.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Think, I'm I think I apparently have fewer questions than
you do. Oh come on.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I didn't want to put it out.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
There though, that winter is officially micro penis awareness season.
We got our mom. I did not.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
I did not know that. Let's all have a party.
Can we have a micro penis party?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Actually have a request.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
I wanted to know if I could write a song
for you.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Not not on the spot, but I'll text back in okay,
walk walking.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
With the winter Man.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Fantastic? Look good, Hey, look hey Hannah.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Hannah said, what we should title Ladies Vaginas in the
winter time?
Speaker 1 (09:13):
What's that Christmas? Coochie?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Oh there you good to send Beaver.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
What's up, Keith? How you doing?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
I went to school?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Oh all right, So ladies, hear me out?
Speaker 1 (09:27):
So say you get turned on? You know, well, you know.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
I don't like where this is going.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
Get a dumb dum inappropriate.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
To try, but it does make miracle.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
It's a Christmas story. That's by the way, Zach, be
gentle with that. I get to see your new building
what's up to you?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
How you doing? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi, good morning,
are you guys good? I'm loving it. Merry Early Christmas
in my car, dying right now. Just so you guys know.
I know people driving by are like, what is she last?
But even though we don't have.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
This problem, I think it should be called winter waffle.
Oh god, all right, well listen, this was a great
segment on our show. We have to end it right
now before it gets too crazy. I just want everybody
to know that as the weather cools up or gets colder,
(10:29):
let's all warm up with some hot cuckoo by the fire.
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