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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Then all join.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I'll good, all right, let's do it. Who's ready?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Y yay?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I feel like Kevin at the Pistons game. Let's go. Okay.
So we have been doing a lot of serious topics.
By the way, this is KP. So I'm gonna host
today and we're gonna do something that's fun. And I
saw TikTok that a girl put like a group a
Google survey where everybody had to vote on who would
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all these options do these things on the show. So
I wanted to do that for us. Okay, and I.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Mean friendship, not show.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
We're the show. But we're gonna do twenty questions, except
half of it is gonna be like funny general questions
and then the other half is gonna be.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Like naughty questions.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Okay, I like this.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
So I'm gonna need your help Mojo.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
With the game. Yeah, I think that would be I
can't use music, unfortunately, these podcasts ship bullshit. Yeah, because
it's copywritten.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Okay, can we do like sound effects?
Speaker 4 (01:04):
I can do yes, I think. I think. I don't know,
but I think I can do. What do you need that?
I don't know? What do you I don't know?
Speaker 5 (01:14):
I guess we'll see how We'll see.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
How it goes.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
We'll see how it goes.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Maybe we don't need it.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
You can do you can do sound effects for everybody.
Oh yeah, you're good at that.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Well, I mean it's going to go like, so I'm
going to say a statement and we have to say
a name. Everybody on the show say a name.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Of somebody else on the show, like of.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Who they think it is? Who?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Or how how do you want to do it? Everyone
to say a name it once since if we all
get the same name, or do you want to do
one at a time?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
And I say everybody same time?
Speaker 4 (01:44):
I think that's fun.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Yeah, okay, cool, all right, let's do it. Number one.
Who is most likely to clap when the plane.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Ends when the plane ends?
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Shannon?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Absolutely, I feel like Lydia, Lydia.
Speaker 6 (02:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
I just feel like Kevin would get everybody hype on
the plane about wherever you guys were all going.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Like you either gotta wake me up or I think
Kevin would be like the where about the land?
Speaker 6 (02:17):
Everybody?
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Shannon would be.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Like, yeah, okay, okay. Number two, Who is most likely
to be a teacher's pet at school?
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Me?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Some of these are tailored, all right. Number three, Who
is most likely to get blocked by a celebrity on
social media?
Speaker 6 (02:40):
Zach I think I have been blocked.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I wouldn't say Zach.
Speaker 6 (02:45):
I got a full blown Twitter argument with Marlon Wayan's
one day. It lasted for like hours.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
And okay, who is you have something to say that?
Speaker 5 (02:55):
No, I would say n.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Okay. Who is most likely to lock themselves out of
their own home? KP, yes, yeah, k.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Or Megan Megan Megan. I still remember when she we
were going to what are the promotion? One of them
and she lost her wallet, literally lost her wallet in
the middle of it.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
I dropped it on my way to my car.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
But that's not like terrified.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
I was just like it fell out of my bag.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
So yeah, I forget my key card every week, so okay, yeah,
I'll let you in. It was in my wallet, Yeah, okay.
Who is most likely to accidentally start a fire in
their house?
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Kp, Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (03:40):
I'm gonna say, Zach.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Exactly what you're saying, because he's.
Speaker 6 (03:45):
I feel like he'll leave something in the microwave where
the oven.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Or something he'd be smoking in his room.
Speaker 7 (03:50):
You'll need to ask y'all need to ask got Meg
about the three times I've set my oven on fire.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Oh wow, okay, so maybe Megan Lands.
Speaker 7 (03:59):
Oh no, it's I'm surprised I haven't died in the fire.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Okay. Who is most likely to lie on their resume?
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Oh? Oh god, that's interesting. I'm gonna just say I
think everybody lies on the resume.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
I would say, because I feel like you would just
get one from online, make it, put your name on it,
so none of it would be.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Real Fred from the Fred Shows.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
It wouldn't be a lie. It would just be an
over exaggeration, like I would give myself titles or something.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
King of the Radio. Okay, who is most likely to
call in sick at work to go to the beach? You?
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (04:44):
If you understand like something else, then I was you
had me up until you said the beach.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Yeah, KP KP.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
On this one, I'm actually wondering why.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
On this one, I just think that you, Well, first off,
I think that you would go to a beach number one,
And I think that you would call in sick if
you didn't have enough like vacation days to do it.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Okay, So that's where I think. I think it would
be you, because I think you'd be like, I deserve
a day off and they don't give us enough day off,
so I'm calling in sick, but I am going to
take it for my personal mental health, and the beach
is going to do that for me.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
I just can't picture any of the rest of us
just hanging on a beach.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
So you're stuck on the beach part.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
I think the beach park got me.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
That's funny. Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Who is most likely to accidentally leave their mic on
during a Zoom meeting?
Speaker 6 (05:34):
No, I'll be so well it can happen. Yeah, it
could happen. I'll be so aware now, bruh. Because the
ship that you able to say on there.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
I think it could be me on that one. I
don't think like Caavisper I would. I could see myself
fucking up on that.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Who is most likely to get married within less than
a year?
Speaker 6 (06:00):
Nobody? Honestly, I feel like you, KB. Really, I feel
like you would be on some random weekend go eloat
type shit.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Yeah happened, I would say, out of anybody, it would
be it would be a cape here or Lydia. Those
two I would do that would yeah, like it's gonna
like I We talked yesterday about Lydia in in you know,
dating and stuff. In the studio. We were all talking
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about that and I could see she meets a guy
at Keldy and guy, and it's like, I want to
get married right away, but.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
I really want you to have big kelty and wedding
because I've only been to one and it was so fun.
Speaker 8 (06:39):
I'll still have one.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Okay. What's the fastest that you've ever seen anybody plan
at Keldyan wedding? Like that you've ever been invited to?
Speaker 8 (06:46):
Seven months?
Speaker 1 (06:49):
He still takes that long.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Yeah, And it's a Sunday wedding, isn't it? Because they
had to?
Speaker 5 (06:52):
I hate those.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Mind stay or Saturday.
Speaker 8 (06:55):
Mine will be a Saturday.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Okay, Okay, we have that one on love it like.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
It's your wedding, but we wanted to.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Be Okay, last one for the general normal funny ones.
Who is most likely to laugh in a serious situation.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Happened to you? You're at a funeral or something and
something stop.
Speaker 6 (07:18):
Especially if I look at us.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Yeah, yeah, I remember. We went to Mike's dad's funeral
the wake, and we were in the back and we're
sitting there and it was all of us and we
were kind of like fucking around with each other and
people I think almost expected that.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
There was one time this guy that I went to
high school with he had a crush on me, and
he asked me to kiss me and I was like no,
and he's like, well, coo, we just tried, and I'm
like okay, and he literally leaned in and I started
burst out laughing. I was like, and that man never
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talked to me again.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
I love.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
They asked the kiss you he said no, but then
he said can we try? You say yes, that's like
the same thing.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
But told me the other day that he dated a
girl who when she orgasmed, she laughed and that was
the noise she made. And he was like, I couldn't
get over it, but like not in like a fun
like it wasn't a funny laugh, but it was like
it was for sure a laugh, but that was her
like reaction to like that, really super weird, not in
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appropriate place to laugh. Time to laugh.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Okay, let's see the naughty ones. Who's ready, We're already okay.
Number one, who is most likely to have sex in public.
Speaker 6 (08:43):
I've done it.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Before, sex and public. God, these ones are mar these
are I don't know, Shannon and Wes.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
I mean we have I would have, and you just
said you have.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Either me or you.
Speaker 6 (09:01):
I feel like it's like everybody would to be honest
with you. You circumstance, you can't do it. You're not
an exhibitionist like that. No, I can see. I can
see you leaving the Tigers game after a while and.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Then to go to a room that's locked.
Speaker 6 (09:15):
But sometimes when the vibes, just the vibe, like at
that very moment when the energy is.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Bursting, there's too many things that could happen in that situation.
Speaker 6 (09:24):
But I think when Nell's experiences take place, you're not
thinking about the too many things that happen. It's like
the one thing that's on your mind.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
I'm thinking about if I unplugged the curling iron. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Okay, number two, who is most likely to fall asleep
during sex?
Speaker 4 (09:45):
I don't think I would fall asleep during sex, but
I think that I could see Chelsea falling asleep during sex.
It's very very unexciting. I don't know I would say
I could see Megan falling asleep during sex.
Speaker 6 (09:57):
No way, I think she put that word.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Yes, I do, Yes, she got the Megan stallion knees.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
I don't know why Mojo assumes I'm bad at sex.
I've had no complaints.
Speaker 6 (10:08):
I don't think that you're bad crime when.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
We broke up.
Speaker 7 (10:13):
A business boom because I don't fucking starfish.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
I don't think that it's a bad thing at sex.
I think that you have fallen asleep in the most
inopportune places.
Speaker 7 (10:25):
But I did have a guy gets so drunk he
passed out in the middle sax and I was fucking
pissed as I slapped him across the fence and get
up and get.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
It up, let's go.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
He was even more turned on.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
And we were in the middle of a fight. Oh God,
all right.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Speaking of who's most likely to have a one night stand?
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Oh, there's an interesting one. I don't know. Let's see
this one, Zack, Yeah, one hundred with a fifty five
year old woman.
Speaker 6 (11:00):
Three she has to have a dog.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Though. I think one night stands are great. Though, you guys,
don't you guys think that sometimes one nice hands? I
think one nice hands are excellent.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
No, No, they do not appeal to me.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
No.
Speaker 7 (11:13):
Why, I'm just not the kind of person who can
sleep with somebody I don't have a connection with.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Have you ever had one?
Speaker 6 (11:19):
No?
Speaker 7 (11:20):
And I've tried, like, I'm not like against them. If
that's your thing, like, I'm all like it.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
It's an unintentional one night stand. For me, it's usually
because that was terrible.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
We're never speaking again.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
Do you at least call each other the next day though,
just so you don't feel dirty?
Speaker 3 (11:36):
No, so you don't feel dirty, just kind of move on.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Yeah, okay? Uh? Who is most likely to say the
wrong name in bed?
Speaker 4 (11:45):
I say that my kids wrong names all the time.
I could see myself. I called Chelsea my sister Tracy's
name sometimes, but not during.
Speaker 6 (11:53):
Yes, insane?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Can you what would Chelsea do.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
If I were during sex? I said Tracy? That would
be awkward. That would be very awkward.
Speaker 6 (12:01):
Has that ever happened to one of y'all?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Got?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Not during sex? But I've been called have you? Yes?
Speaker 4 (12:08):
What during like a romantic thing or during a fight?
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Not during either, just and it's happened several times.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Has Wes ever called you his ex wife?
Speaker 8 (12:17):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (12:17):
And his family has done it several times.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Really.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Yeah, Yeah, I don't like that.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Have you ever called him Andrew?
Speaker 1 (12:24):
I don't think I have. I really don't.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
God forbid, I'm telling you that you've very hopeing. I
think that I think i'd rather call him Andrew. And
I'm saying for me if I was you during sex
than in a fight, because I think if you said
it during a fight, it would be more likely that
escalate the fight.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
I don't I don't think West would agree with that.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
Really, No, Wow, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (12:45):
I don't think so.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Okay, what about you, keV? Have you ever called the
wrong name?
Speaker 3 (12:49):
No?
Speaker 6 (12:50):
I've been called the wrong name though?
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Really? And were you happy by it? Did they call
you Lebron? No?
Speaker 6 (12:55):
I think I don't know. I don't remember the exact name.
But me and the young lady weren't in a place
where I was that emotionally invested to where I wanted
to discontinue the action. You're like your dad.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
I don't give a ship.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Okay, who is most likely to take a shot off
a stranger like a body shot?
Speaker 6 (13:25):
Megan?
Speaker 5 (13:27):
Exactly?
Speaker 1 (13:27):
I thought.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
I think it's Lydia a million.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
In Miami, Lydia, Miamily.
Speaker 8 (13:38):
Somebody do it off of me, but I would not
do it to somebody else.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
Okay, Miami ly was crazy. I thought that when I
looked at Megan and I was like.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Yeah, what about me?
Speaker 5 (13:50):
Gives that you give? I don't even drink. Why do
you think I would do?
Speaker 6 (13:56):
I think if you had a couple of drinks and
somebody laying on the table, I think you would literally
throw your hands in air and be.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
Like fuck it.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Body shots of Red Bull.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Okay, who is most likely to send a nude selfie?
Speaker 6 (14:11):
Shannon Shannon?
Speaker 4 (14:13):
Yeah to you, Zach, I'll send you one, Shannon. I
could see. I'm assuming that the single girls on the show,
you guys send any selfies?
Speaker 6 (14:28):
How about in Miami?
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Ladiat not a digital footprint at risk?
Speaker 4 (14:38):
KP, Are you a nudi?
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Only if we're in a serious relationship. I just can't.
There's too much of a risk, especially nowadays. And honestly,
at this point in my life, I'm done sending nudes.
Like maybe when I was in like college, I sent nudes,
but and I had a boyfriend of like five six years.
I don't want to do it now because you never
know who somebody is, what they're gonna do with that
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or whatever, So probably not anymore.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
But you're growing up. I appreciate it, don't you, guys.
Speaker 6 (15:10):
It's so much more of a risk these days too,
Like I feel like back in the day technology wasn't
you know, you send it to one persons pixelated like
it's like.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
It can be a k I like to take min
you know, I wave it and hope that my deck
looks good during the five minutes that it takes, not
for my deck, for the Polariz.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Even with like iPhone updates these days, every time we
get a new iPhone, there are new features like if
you scroll up in your photos on a photo, you
can see where the photo is taken, very true, what
apps you used to edit with? And like more like
I don't know, I just feel like there's too much
risk about things we don't know.
Speaker 6 (15:57):
Especially even though you gotta think of like when you
take those pictures, even for yourself, or if you got
to you know, bump some whatever the thing is. I
had a friend who worked this springt when people used
to bring their phones in, Like he said, he's seen
so many nudes in the back just plugging the phone
in and not even for that purpose, but all of
that comes up.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Or who's most likely to get caught watching porn?
Speaker 4 (16:22):
Me Raise.
Speaker 6 (16:27):
Or Zach or cav or any of the guys watch
porn like that, I will say, though sometimes you can't.
You can't avoid it, especially like for an ex Twitter
person like myself. Yeah, this is like everywhere.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
It happened to me yesterday. I logged in it was
a porn video X.
Speaker 6 (16:44):
Yes, it's like porn capital right now.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Yeah, I've never been on Twitter, but I.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
Don't they fully allow porn if I scroll long enough?
Speaker 4 (16:51):
I mean that ain't I never see it come up
just randomly?
Speaker 6 (16:55):
Should just be up?
Speaker 4 (16:57):
Especially then that's your algorithm, because there is no way
on mine it's all sports stuff.
Speaker 7 (17:02):
My algorithm is sports and politics, and porn pops up
all the time.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
It could be what your friends are viewing, too, so
it assumes that you, as a friend of theirs, want
to see that same content.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Is it from porn sites like promoting or is it
from just people?
Speaker 6 (17:19):
It could be only fans people. I also think somebody
should be promoted too.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
I never see it. How come I never see it
and I'm on Twitter a lot. Look, Yeah, I look
at Twitter all the time.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Well, it's it's really about on Instagram too, especially with
the meme accounts.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
I can't like.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
I will follow meme accounts to laugh at funny memes,
and then they do partnerships with OnlyFans girls, so they
post their videos on their the meme pages and it
just pops up and it's just boobs. I'm like, I
don't even follow this person for the boobs and it's
coming up.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
It's honestly super frustrating.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Okay, who is most likely to all out of work
for sex?
Speaker 4 (18:04):
I don't think Shannon. Shannon's pretty dedicated to work. I
don't know. I think I'm I don't know.
Speaker 6 (18:11):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
I don't think any of anybody on the show would. No,
I really don't. I think everybody's so dedicated to work
that they would never call out for sex. They would
call out just because they were fucking up late last night,
you know, maybe partying or something and saying that they
weren't feeling good. But I just I can't imagine that, which,
by the way, that shows you how we all need
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to be more sexual. I guess.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Who is most likely to say I love you in
a one night stand?
Speaker 4 (18:41):
Oh god, Zack. I think I would, because I think
I say every I think I told my I told
my ups guy I loved him the other day.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
I love you to everybody.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
Yeah. By the way, if you say it in a
one night stand, do you have to take it back?
Or can you say I say I love you to everybody?
Like like if Zach's fucking some one night stand, Like
if he was at our party the other night and
he says I love you, does that person now automatically
think that Zach wants to be in a relationship with him?
Or is it just that Zach's and I love you guy?
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Can that pass? Sometimes they do think that it's a
relationship you've done it, but like, oh yeah, I done it, Yeah,
and it.
Speaker 5 (19:21):
Just doesn't work out.
Speaker 6 (19:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Why have you ever said I love you to someone
that you knew you didn't love but you knew saying
it would spice.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Up the sex?
Speaker 4 (19:31):
Never known that?
Speaker 5 (19:32):
Have you?
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Maybe?
Speaker 4 (19:37):
No? Not me?
Speaker 2 (19:37):
To me?
Speaker 4 (19:38):
Really the guy? What did the guy do?
Speaker 2 (19:40):
He just said he just said I love you, And
I was like, he's trying to be an asshole right now?
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Have you guys ever had sex with a guy that
starts talking really dirty and You're like, what the fuck
is this?
Speaker 5 (19:52):
WHOA?
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Like that is an unlocked thing that I didn't know
you've thought about?
Speaker 4 (19:58):
No, No, don't you get the villion that when a
guy does that, he's watched way too much porne.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
He's trying really hard.
Speaker 6 (20:06):
Yeah, I mean I've watched porn before and have utilized
some of those approaches and some of those moves.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
Like what like things have worked out?
Speaker 6 (20:14):
Explain Like I've said ship that I've seen him porn,
I've done things. I've seen him porn And I was like,
oh damn, I didn't even think about that and enjoyed
myself early.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
What about them? Did they enjoy it?
Speaker 6 (20:26):
Uh? The majority of this because the majority of the
ship was like head related and then some other kind
of stuff.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
You were the original, You were the original Haktua girl.
Speaker 6 (20:38):
WHOA what are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (20:41):
Nah?
Speaker 6 (20:41):
Nah bruh the other way around? Damn.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Well, I feel like it takes a certain level of
confidence to be able to talk dirty to somebody and
like make it so that you're comfortable saying the dirty talk,
like the all the dirty talk is, yes, what you're saying,
but also so the way that you're saying it, because
if you're like, oh, that feels good. That's different from
does that feel good? Like it's it's like it's a
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tone thing. So like you, as a confident person, I
could see being good at dirty talk, which the least
weird way possible.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
We should record ourselves being angry at our dogs or
cats and like when they're shitting all over the place,
and then that should be our dirty talk, like just
fucking go, come on. Just like when I'm sing outside
in the morning and it's raining like a motherfucker outside,
I'm like, just come on.
Speaker 5 (21:35):
Guys, I absolutely do that. I a bitch in the rain.
I'm always like, would you just suck?
Speaker 2 (21:43):
I don't like that. That's a weird kin.
Speaker 8 (21:47):
Have you guys ever been on the phone with Mojo
when he's trying to get Henry and.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
Louis guys, can I gus, hen hen.
Speaker 6 (21:57):
What is that thing you do where it's like, uh
is movie title or porn name or something like that.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Was firework or porn?
Speaker 4 (22:06):
You should do that like talking to your talking to
the dog or talking to Chelsea. Yeah, something like that,
hand three, hand three, get in there.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
It was just.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
Fucking go, Henry, just fucking go.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Come with the house, come with the house. Okay, this
is the last one who is most likely to have
a threesome.
Speaker 6 (22:34):
I've never had a threesome, and I'm extremely disappointed. In fact,
I was close, but then I got in an argument
and it fucked it all up.
Speaker 4 (22:43):
Would you have a threesome with a committed partner, because
I think they'd having a threesome with a committed partner
would fuck it all?
Speaker 6 (22:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (22:49):
I don't.
Speaker 6 (22:49):
I wouldn't do that. I would have to be single.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
So I dated somebody who told me that he has
had four threesomes. And when he told me that, I
was like, were when and how did they start? And
were they're always the same gender? And he said he'd
had one with him and another guy, and then all
the other ones were just two girls. And it kind
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of turned me off because I don't know, it just
made me feel like, oh, that's something he's into, and
that's probably something I'm never going to be able to
do for him because I just don't feel that way.
And then he told me that the guy that he
did it with it was a girl that they like
they were dating, not him, but the guy that he
he was the third guy basically the walk him and
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the guy said that they broke up after because the
guy felt different about the girl in that situation. It
changed their relationships so much.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
I know, I'm married couple that had a threesome and
the girl it was an extra girl, and she ended
up the wife ended up fooling around with her, and
so did the husband and they are now divorced. And
it was that because of that, because because of this girl,
because specifically of the girl that they brought in. Did
you have a threesome with?
Speaker 4 (24:08):
Did either of them stay with her havoc?
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Nope, neither of them. Did she wreaked havoc on their marriage?
Speaker 4 (24:14):
What do you when so wreaking havoc? Meaning they she
was constantly like budding.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Into things or doing very involved.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
Do you have that girl's number?
Speaker 6 (24:24):
Do you know which of them initiated it or like
brought it up.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
The husband of the wife.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
I don't. I don't.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
Yeah, I hear, I like, I hear more and more
stories of people that are like my age, in Chelsea's age,
like marriage wise and stuff too swinging, and I to me,
I have like I'm a king, I'm kinky, like where
I would want to be like oh, that would be
kind of an interesting thing thinking about it. I would
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never do it, and I would and I would never
swing a because nine out ten times the people that
you swing with are usually people you know. I don't
want to fucking be life. It will ruin any restaurant
that I've ever liked going to if I see them,
or grocery store, like keV said. But also the other
thing too is that I just don't I don't know,
I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
I'd be so I'd be so horribly self conscious afterwards,
Oh my god, about like was that person better?
Speaker 4 (25:17):
Like like, do you ever have you ever invited over
people to your your house or whatever in your house
was dirty or something was dirty and they saw it
and you're like, oh fuck, I can't believe that they
walked into the room that had the door closed and
they saw, like, you know, the bed all messed up,
like that's that that. I know that sounds weird to
say this, but I feel like I would never be
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happy over them seeing something like that.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Do you have any friends that you suspect do it?
But yes, me too. Yeah, in particular that I'm like
so sure do it, but I don't want.
Speaker 6 (25:56):
To ask all right, so don't say their names, but
what about them makes you say, yeah, I can see that.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
They're just very openly sexual, like ye, with what they
talk about, with how they are with each other, with
the like talking about their desires.
Speaker 6 (26:12):
It's a way to gauge your interest. Like does that
ever pop into your brain?
Speaker 1 (26:15):
I sure, shit, hope not. Just I just I think
that they Yeah, Chelsea and I would not be surprised.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
Chelsea and I have these great friends and they're not
They're not swingers. They Jessica and Will and Chelsea and
I will eat it, will go out and eat and
we have this other couples that we think are swingers.
And I always say that they showed Will and Jessica
are way more attention than they show Chelsea and I.
And I'm convinced. And I said to Chelsea, I go,
it fucking really pisses me off, Like it feels like,
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you know how in school you never got picked to
be on a team. I'm like, Chelas, don't you feel bad?
She's like no, But I always feel like they kind.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
Of look at them to be considered.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
Yeah, Like I'm gonna be like, like they're gonna go
and ask them Hey, you want to swing and Chelsea
and I are going to watching Will and Jessica's kids.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Great, Okay, I have a question about this going off
of the threesomething I was seeing someone. We finally got
to the point where we were talking about making things
more intimate and he and I never want to sex
shame anybody, but he said to me, he asked me,
would you ever be open to having a threesome? And
immediately I was like, this guy doesn't like me. This
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guy does not like me like that. He doesn't could
do that and I wouldn't say, huh, he.
Speaker 8 (27:32):
Doesn't have respect for it. That's what I thought, opinion,
that's what I thought.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
I'm like this, I go to that too.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
You don't respect me, that you don't respect me, You
just want to experience something. And again, not sex shaming anybody,
keep shaming for that, but bringing it up before we've
even been intimate means that you It made me feel
like he didn't respect me.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
To desire more, Yeah, yeah, that's where my mind would go,
that you're always that I would not be enough, that
you would always want to desire more.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Of the guys think about this, does that mean he's
not interested in you romantically.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
I think that the first off, the first guy I
wanted to comment on was that guy that's had multiple threesomes.
That guy will never be fucking placed. Yeah, so that's
this guy right here. I feel like he doesn't know
what he wants, and I agree with you. I don't
think he has a respect for you.
Speaker 9 (28:20):
I think I would agree with the whole three something
if it was throughout life. But just based on KP's agent,
I have no idea how old this guy is. It
might have been just a few crazy nights in college,
So that doesn't mean that that's something he craves. It
might have just been an opportunity, and you see the
day when it happens.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (28:39):
I do think there's a difference.
Speaker 4 (28:41):
Here's just the thought. Do you think four times do
you think he'll be listening to this podcast?
Speaker 3 (28:46):
No?
Speaker 6 (28:47):
Oh, okay, if he is, and there are two other
people there listening to.
Speaker 4 (28:53):
Actually, we do like we do like listens and downloads.
So can you call the people you had three so
as well?
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Okay, we're a kinky show, that's all.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
I love it. That was a great test.
Speaker 6 (29:07):
That was a great more marketing.
Speaker 4 (29:08):
Yeah,
Then all join.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I'll good, all right, let's do it. Who's ready?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Y yay?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I feel like Kevin at the Pistons game. Let's go. Okay.
So we have been doing a lot of serious topics.
By the way, this is KP. So I'm gonna host
today and we're gonna do something that's fun. And I
saw TikTok that a girl put like a group a
Google survey where everybody had to vote on who would
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all these options do these things on the show. So
I wanted to do that for us. Okay, and I.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Mean friendship, not show.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
We're the show. But we're gonna do twenty questions, except
half of it is gonna be like funny general questions
and then the other half is gonna be.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Like naughty questions.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Okay, I like this.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
So I'm gonna need your help Mojo.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
With the game. Yeah, I think that would be I
can't use music, unfortunately, these podcasts ship bullshit. Yeah, because
it's copywritten.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Okay, can we do like sound effects?
Speaker 4 (01:04):
I can do yes, I think. I think. I don't know,
but I think I can do. What do you need that?
I don't know? What do you I don't know?
Speaker 5 (01:14):
I guess we'll see how We'll see.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
How it goes.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
We'll see how it goes.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Maybe we don't need it.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
You can do you can do sound effects for everybody.
Oh yeah, you're good at that.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Well, I mean it's going to go like, so I'm
going to say a statement and we have to say
a name. Everybody on the show say a name.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Of somebody else on the show, like of.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Who they think it is? Who?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Or how how do you want to do it? Everyone
to say a name it once since if we all
get the same name, or do you want to do
one at a time?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
And I say everybody same time?
Speaker 4 (01:44):
I think that's fun.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Yeah, okay, cool, all right, let's do it. Number one.
Who is most likely to clap when the plane.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Ends when the plane ends?
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Shannon?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Absolutely, I feel like Lydia, Lydia.
Speaker 6 (02:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
I just feel like Kevin would get everybody hype on
the plane about wherever you guys were all going.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Like you either gotta wake me up or I think
Kevin would be like the where about the land?
Speaker 6 (02:17):
Everybody?
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Shannon would be.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Like, yeah, okay, okay. Number two, Who is most likely
to be a teacher's pet at school?
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Me?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Some of these are tailored, all right. Number three, Who
is most likely to get blocked by a celebrity on
social media?
Speaker 6 (02:40):
Zach I think I have been blocked.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I wouldn't say Zach.
Speaker 6 (02:45):
I got a full blown Twitter argument with Marlon Wayan's
one day. It lasted for like hours.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
And okay, who is you have something to say that?
Speaker 5 (02:55):
No, I would say n.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Okay. Who is most likely to lock themselves out of
their own home? KP, yes, yeah, k.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Or Megan Megan Megan. I still remember when she we
were going to what are the promotion? One of them
and she lost her wallet, literally lost her wallet in
the middle of it.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
I dropped it on my way to my car.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
But that's not like terrified.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
I was just like it fell out of my bag.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
So yeah, I forget my key card every week, so okay, yeah,
I'll let you in. It was in my wallet, Yeah, okay.
Who is most likely to accidentally start a fire in
their house?
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Kp, Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (03:40):
I'm gonna say, Zach.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Exactly what you're saying, because he's.
Speaker 6 (03:45):
I feel like he'll leave something in the microwave where
the oven.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Or something he'd be smoking in his room.
Speaker 7 (03:50):
You'll need to ask y'all need to ask got Meg
about the three times I've set my oven on fire.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Oh wow, okay, so maybe Megan Lands.
Speaker 7 (03:59):
Oh no, it's I'm surprised I haven't died in the fire.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Okay. Who is most likely to lie on their resume?
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Oh? Oh god, that's interesting. I'm gonna just say I
think everybody lies on the resume.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
I would say, because I feel like you would just
get one from online, make it, put your name on it,
so none of it would be.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Real Fred from the Fred Shows.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
It wouldn't be a lie. It would just be an
over exaggeration, like I would give myself titles or something.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
King of the Radio. Okay, who is most likely to
call in sick at work to go to the beach? You?
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (04:44):
If you understand like something else, then I was you
had me up until you said the beach.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Yeah, KP KP.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
On this one, I'm actually wondering why.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
On this one, I just think that you, Well, first off,
I think that you would go to a beach number one,
And I think that you would call in sick if
you didn't have enough like vacation days to do it.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Okay, So that's where I think. I think it would
be you, because I think you'd be like, I deserve
a day off and they don't give us enough day off,
so I'm calling in sick, but I am going to
take it for my personal mental health, and the beach
is going to do that for me.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
I just can't picture any of the rest of us
just hanging on a beach.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
So you're stuck on the beach part.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
I think the beach park got me.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
That's funny. Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Who is most likely to accidentally leave their mic on
during a Zoom meeting?
Speaker 6 (05:34):
No, I'll be so well it can happen. Yeah, it
could happen. I'll be so aware now, bruh. Because the
ship that you able to say on there.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
I think it could be me on that one. I
don't think like Caavisper I would. I could see myself
fucking up on that.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Who is most likely to get married within less than
a year?
Speaker 6 (06:00):
Nobody? Honestly, I feel like you, KB. Really, I feel
like you would be on some random weekend go eloat
type shit.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Yeah happened, I would say, out of anybody, it would
be it would be a cape here or Lydia. Those
two I would do that would yeah, like it's gonna
like I We talked yesterday about Lydia in in you know,
dating and stuff. In the studio. We were all talking
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about that and I could see she meets a guy
at Keldy and guy, and it's like, I want to
get married right away, but.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
I really want you to have big kelty and wedding
because I've only been to one and it was so fun.
Speaker 8 (06:39):
I'll still have one.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Okay. What's the fastest that you've ever seen anybody plan
at Keldyan wedding? Like that you've ever been invited to?
Speaker 8 (06:46):
Seven months?
Speaker 1 (06:49):
He still takes that long.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Yeah, And it's a Sunday wedding, isn't it? Because they
had to?
Speaker 5 (06:52):
I hate those.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Mind stay or Saturday.
Speaker 8 (06:55):
Mine will be a Saturday.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Okay, Okay, we have that one on love it like.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
It's your wedding, but we wanted to.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Be Okay, last one for the general normal funny ones.
Who is most likely to laugh in a serious situation.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Happened to you? You're at a funeral or something and
something stop.
Speaker 6 (07:18):
Especially if I look at us.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Yeah, yeah, I remember. We went to Mike's dad's funeral
the wake, and we were in the back and we're
sitting there and it was all of us and we
were kind of like fucking around with each other and
people I think almost expected that.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
There was one time this guy that I went to
high school with he had a crush on me, and
he asked me to kiss me and I was like no,
and he's like, well, coo, we just tried, and I'm
like okay, and he literally leaned in and I started
burst out laughing. I was like, and that man never
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talked to me again.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
I love.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
They asked the kiss you he said no, but then
he said can we try? You say yes, that's like
the same thing.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
But told me the other day that he dated a
girl who when she orgasmed, she laughed and that was
the noise she made. And he was like, I couldn't
get over it, but like not in like a fun
like it wasn't a funny laugh, but it was like
it was for sure a laugh, but that was her
like reaction to like that, really super weird, not in
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appropriate place to laugh. Time to laugh.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Okay, let's see the naughty ones. Who's ready, We're already okay.
Number one, who is most likely to have sex in public.
Speaker 6 (08:43):
I've done it.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Before, sex and public. God, these ones are mar these
are I don't know, Shannon and Wes.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
I mean we have I would have, and you just
said you have.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Either me or you.
Speaker 6 (09:01):
I feel like it's like everybody would to be honest
with you. You circumstance, you can't do it. You're not
an exhibitionist like that. No, I can see. I can
see you leaving the Tigers game after a while and.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Then to go to a room that's locked.
Speaker 6 (09:15):
But sometimes when the vibes, just the vibe, like at
that very moment when the energy is.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Bursting, there's too many things that could happen in that situation.
Speaker 6 (09:24):
But I think when Nell's experiences take place, you're not
thinking about the too many things that happen. It's like
the one thing that's on your mind.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
I'm thinking about if I unplugged the curling iron. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Okay, number two, who is most likely to fall asleep
during sex?
Speaker 4 (09:45):
I don't think I would fall asleep during sex, but
I think that I could see Chelsea falling asleep during sex.
It's very very unexciting. I don't know I would say
I could see Megan falling asleep during sex.
Speaker 6 (09:57):
No way, I think she put that word.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Yes, I do, Yes, she got the Megan stallion knees.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
I don't know why Mojo assumes I'm bad at sex.
I've had no complaints.
Speaker 6 (10:08):
I don't think that you're bad crime when.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
We broke up.
Speaker 7 (10:13):
A business boom because I don't fucking starfish.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
I don't think that it's a bad thing at sex.
I think that you have fallen asleep in the most
inopportune places.
Speaker 7 (10:25):
But I did have a guy gets so drunk he
passed out in the middle sax and I was fucking
pissed as I slapped him across the fence and get
up and get.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
It up, let's go.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
He was even more turned on.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
And we were in the middle of a fight. Oh God,
all right.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Speaking of who's most likely to have a one night stand?
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Oh, there's an interesting one. I don't know. Let's see
this one, Zack, Yeah, one hundred with a fifty five
year old woman.
Speaker 6 (11:00):
Three she has to have a dog.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Though. I think one night stands are great. Though, you guys,
don't you guys think that sometimes one nice hands? I
think one nice hands are excellent.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
No, No, they do not appeal to me.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
No.
Speaker 7 (11:13):
Why, I'm just not the kind of person who can
sleep with somebody I don't have a connection with.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Have you ever had one?
Speaker 6 (11:19):
No?
Speaker 7 (11:20):
And I've tried, like, I'm not like against them. If
that's your thing, like, I'm all like it.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
It's an unintentional one night stand. For me, it's usually
because that was terrible.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
We're never speaking again.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
Do you at least call each other the next day though,
just so you don't feel dirty?
Speaker 3 (11:36):
No, so you don't feel dirty, just kind of move on.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Yeah, okay? Uh? Who is most likely to say the
wrong name in bed?
Speaker 4 (11:45):
I say that my kids wrong names all the time.
I could see myself. I called Chelsea my sister Tracy's
name sometimes, but not during.
Speaker 6 (11:53):
Yes, insane?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Can you what would Chelsea do.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
If I were during sex? I said Tracy? That would
be awkward. That would be very awkward.
Speaker 6 (12:01):
Has that ever happened to one of y'all?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Got?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Not during sex? But I've been called have you? Yes?
Speaker 4 (12:08):
What during like a romantic thing or during a fight?
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Not during either, just and it's happened several times.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Has Wes ever called you his ex wife?
Speaker 8 (12:17):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (12:17):
And his family has done it several times.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Really.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Yeah, Yeah, I don't like that.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Have you ever called him Andrew?
Speaker 1 (12:24):
I don't think I have. I really don't.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
God forbid, I'm telling you that you've very hopeing. I
think that I think i'd rather call him Andrew. And
I'm saying for me if I was you during sex
than in a fight, because I think if you said
it during a fight, it would be more likely that
escalate the fight.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
I don't I don't think West would agree with that.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
Really, No, Wow, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (12:45):
I don't think so.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Okay, what about you, keV? Have you ever called the
wrong name?
Speaker 3 (12:49):
No?
Speaker 6 (12:50):
I've been called the wrong name though?
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Really? And were you happy by it? Did they call
you Lebron? No?
Speaker 6 (12:55):
I think I don't know. I don't remember the exact name.
But me and the young lady weren't in a place
where I was that emotionally invested to where I wanted
to discontinue the action. You're like your dad.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
I don't give a ship.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Okay, who is most likely to take a shot off
a stranger like a body shot?
Speaker 6 (13:25):
Megan?
Speaker 5 (13:27):
Exactly?
Speaker 1 (13:27):
I thought.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
I think it's Lydia a million.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
In Miami, Lydia, Miamily.
Speaker 8 (13:38):
Somebody do it off of me, but I would not
do it to somebody else.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
Okay, Miami ly was crazy. I thought that when I
looked at Megan and I was like.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Yeah, what about me?
Speaker 5 (13:50):
Gives that you give? I don't even drink. Why do
you think I would do?
Speaker 6 (13:56):
I think if you had a couple of drinks and
somebody laying on the table, I think you would literally
throw your hands in air and be.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
Like fuck it.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Body shots of Red Bull.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Okay, who is most likely to send a nude selfie?
Speaker 6 (14:11):
Shannon Shannon?
Speaker 4 (14:13):
Yeah to you, Zach, I'll send you one, Shannon. I
could see. I'm assuming that the single girls on the show,
you guys send any selfies?
Speaker 6 (14:28):
How about in Miami?
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Ladiat not a digital footprint at risk?
Speaker 4 (14:38):
KP, Are you a nudi?
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Only if we're in a serious relationship. I just can't.
There's too much of a risk, especially nowadays. And honestly,
at this point in my life, I'm done sending nudes.
Like maybe when I was in like college, I sent nudes,
but and I had a boyfriend of like five six years.
I don't want to do it now because you never
know who somebody is, what they're gonna do with that
(15:04):
or whatever, So probably not anymore.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
But you're growing up. I appreciate it, don't you, guys.
Speaker 6 (15:10):
It's so much more of a risk these days too,
Like I feel like back in the day technology wasn't
you know, you send it to one persons pixelated like
it's like.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
It can be a k I like to take min
you know, I wave it and hope that my deck
looks good during the five minutes that it takes, not
for my deck, for the Polariz.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Even with like iPhone updates these days, every time we
get a new iPhone, there are new features like if
you scroll up in your photos on a photo, you
can see where the photo is taken, very true, what
apps you used to edit with? And like more like
I don't know, I just feel like there's too much
risk about things we don't know.
Speaker 6 (15:57):
Especially even though you gotta think of like when you
take those pictures, even for yourself, or if you got
to you know, bump some whatever the thing is. I
had a friend who worked this springt when people used
to bring their phones in, Like he said, he's seen
so many nudes in the back just plugging the phone
in and not even for that purpose, but all of
that comes up.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Or who's most likely to get caught watching porn?
Speaker 4 (16:22):
Me Raise.
Speaker 6 (16:27):
Or Zach or cav or any of the guys watch
porn like that, I will say, though sometimes you can't.
You can't avoid it, especially like for an ex Twitter
person like myself. Yeah, this is like everywhere.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
It happened to me yesterday. I logged in it was
a porn video X.
Speaker 6 (16:44):
Yes, it's like porn capital right now.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Yeah, I've never been on Twitter, but I.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
Don't they fully allow porn if I scroll long enough?
Speaker 4 (16:51):
I mean that ain't I never see it come up
just randomly?
Speaker 6 (16:55):
Should just be up?
Speaker 4 (16:57):
Especially then that's your algorithm, because there is no way
on mine it's all sports stuff.
Speaker 7 (17:02):
My algorithm is sports and politics, and porn pops up
all the time.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
It could be what your friends are viewing, too, so
it assumes that you, as a friend of theirs, want
to see that same content.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Is it from porn sites like promoting or is it
from just people?
Speaker 6 (17:19):
It could be only fans people. I also think somebody
should be promoted too.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
I never see it. How come I never see it
and I'm on Twitter a lot. Look, Yeah, I look
at Twitter all the time.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Well, it's it's really about on Instagram too, especially with
the meme accounts.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
I can't like.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
I will follow meme accounts to laugh at funny memes,
and then they do partnerships with OnlyFans girls, so they
post their videos on their the meme pages and it
just pops up and it's just boobs. I'm like, I
don't even follow this person for the boobs and it's
coming up.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
It's honestly super frustrating.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Okay, who is most likely to all out of work
for sex?
Speaker 4 (18:04):
I don't think Shannon. Shannon's pretty dedicated to work. I
don't know. I think I'm I don't know.
Speaker 6 (18:11):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
I don't think any of anybody on the show would. No,
I really don't. I think everybody's so dedicated to work
that they would never call out for sex. They would
call out just because they were fucking up late last night,
you know, maybe partying or something and saying that they
weren't feeling good. But I just I can't imagine that, which,
by the way, that shows you how we all need
(18:34):
to be more sexual. I guess.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Who is most likely to say I love you in
a one night stand?
Speaker 4 (18:41):
Oh god, Zack. I think I would, because I think
I say every I think I told my I told
my ups guy I loved him the other day.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
I love you to everybody.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
Yeah. By the way, if you say it in a
one night stand, do you have to take it back?
Or can you say I say I love you to everybody?
Like like if Zach's fucking some one night stand, Like
if he was at our party the other night and
he says I love you, does that person now automatically
think that Zach wants to be in a relationship with him?
Or is it just that Zach's and I love you guy?
(19:15):
Can that pass? Sometimes they do think that it's a
relationship you've done it, but like, oh yeah, I done it, Yeah,
and it.
Speaker 5 (19:21):
Just doesn't work out.
Speaker 6 (19:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Why have you ever said I love you to someone
that you knew you didn't love but you knew saying
it would spice.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Up the sex?
Speaker 4 (19:31):
Never known that?
Speaker 5 (19:32):
Have you?
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Maybe?
Speaker 4 (19:37):
No? Not me?
Speaker 2 (19:37):
To me?
Speaker 4 (19:38):
Really the guy? What did the guy do?
Speaker 2 (19:40):
He just said he just said I love you, And
I was like, he's trying to be an asshole right now?
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Have you guys ever had sex with a guy that
starts talking really dirty and You're like, what the fuck
is this?
Speaker 5 (19:52):
WHOA?
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Like that is an unlocked thing that I didn't know
you've thought about?
Speaker 4 (19:58):
No, No, don't you get the villion that when a
guy does that, he's watched way too much porne.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
He's trying really hard.
Speaker 6 (20:06):
Yeah, I mean I've watched porn before and have utilized
some of those approaches and some of those moves.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
Like what like things have worked out?
Speaker 6 (20:14):
Explain Like I've said ship that I've seen him porn,
I've done things. I've seen him porn And I was like,
oh damn, I didn't even think about that and enjoyed
myself early.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
What about them? Did they enjoy it?
Speaker 6 (20:26):
Uh? The majority of this because the majority of the
ship was like head related and then some other kind
of stuff.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
You were the original, You were the original Haktua girl.
Speaker 6 (20:38):
WHOA what are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (20:41):
Nah?
Speaker 6 (20:41):
Nah bruh the other way around? Damn.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Well, I feel like it takes a certain level of
confidence to be able to talk dirty to somebody and
like make it so that you're comfortable saying the dirty talk,
like the all the dirty talk is, yes, what you're saying,
but also so the way that you're saying it, because
if you're like, oh, that feels good. That's different from
does that feel good? Like it's it's like it's a
(21:07):
tone thing. So like you, as a confident person, I
could see being good at dirty talk, which the least
weird way possible.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
We should record ourselves being angry at our dogs or
cats and like when they're shitting all over the place,
and then that should be our dirty talk, like just
fucking go, come on. Just like when I'm sing outside
in the morning and it's raining like a motherfucker outside,
I'm like, just come on.
Speaker 5 (21:35):
Guys, I absolutely do that. I a bitch in the rain.
I'm always like, would you just suck?
Speaker 2 (21:43):
I don't like that. That's a weird kin.
Speaker 8 (21:47):
Have you guys ever been on the phone with Mojo
when he's trying to get Henry and.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
Louis guys, can I gus, hen hen.
Speaker 6 (21:57):
What is that thing you do where it's like, uh
is movie title or porn name or something like that.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Was firework or porn?
Speaker 4 (22:06):
You should do that like talking to your talking to
the dog or talking to Chelsea. Yeah, something like that,
hand three, hand three, get in there.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
It was just.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
Fucking go, Henry, just fucking go.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Come with the house, come with the house. Okay, this
is the last one who is most likely to have
a threesome.
Speaker 6 (22:34):
I've never had a threesome, and I'm extremely disappointed. In fact,
I was close, but then I got in an argument
and it fucked it all up.
Speaker 4 (22:43):
Would you have a threesome with a committed partner, because
I think they'd having a threesome with a committed partner
would fuck it all?
Speaker 6 (22:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (22:49):
I don't.
Speaker 6 (22:49):
I wouldn't do that. I would have to be single.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
So I dated somebody who told me that he has
had four threesomes. And when he told me that, I
was like, were when and how did they start? And
were they're always the same gender? And he said he'd
had one with him and another guy, and then all
the other ones were just two girls. And it kind
(23:14):
of turned me off because I don't know, it just
made me feel like, oh, that's something he's into, and
that's probably something I'm never going to be able to
do for him because I just don't feel that way.
And then he told me that the guy that he
did it with it was a girl that they like
they were dating, not him, but the guy that he
he was the third guy basically the walk him and
(23:38):
the guy said that they broke up after because the
guy felt different about the girl in that situation. It
changed their relationships so much.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
I know, I'm married couple that had a threesome and
the girl it was an extra girl, and she ended
up the wife ended up fooling around with her, and
so did the husband and they are now divorced. And
it was that because of that, because because of this girl,
because specifically of the girl that they brought in. Did
you have a threesome with?
Speaker 4 (24:08):
Did either of them stay with her havoc?
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Nope, neither of them. Did she wreaked havoc on their marriage?
Speaker 4 (24:14):
What do you when so wreaking havoc? Meaning they she
was constantly like budding.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Into things or doing very involved.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
Do you have that girl's number?
Speaker 6 (24:24):
Do you know which of them initiated it or like
brought it up.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
The husband of the wife.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
I don't. I don't.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
Yeah, I hear, I like, I hear more and more
stories of people that are like my age, in Chelsea's age,
like marriage wise and stuff too swinging, and I to me,
I have like I'm a king, I'm kinky, like where
I would want to be like oh, that would be
kind of an interesting thing thinking about it. I would
(24:51):
never do it, and I would and I would never
swing a because nine out ten times the people that
you swing with are usually people you know. I don't
want to fucking be life. It will ruin any restaurant
that I've ever liked going to if I see them,
or grocery store, like keV said. But also the other
thing too is that I just don't I don't know,
I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
I'd be so I'd be so horribly self conscious afterwards,
Oh my god, about like was that person better?
Speaker 4 (25:17):
Like like, do you ever have you ever invited over
people to your your house or whatever in your house
was dirty or something was dirty and they saw it
and you're like, oh fuck, I can't believe that they
walked into the room that had the door closed and
they saw, like, you know, the bed all messed up,
like that's that that. I know that sounds weird to
say this, but I feel like I would never be
(25:41):
happy over them seeing something like that.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Do you have any friends that you suspect do it?
But yes, me too. Yeah, in particular that I'm like
so sure do it, but I don't want.
Speaker 6 (25:56):
To ask all right, so don't say their names, but
what about them makes you say, yeah, I can see that.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
They're just very openly sexual, like ye, with what they
talk about, with how they are with each other, with
the like talking about their desires.
Speaker 6 (26:12):
It's a way to gauge your interest. Like does that
ever pop into your brain?
Speaker 1 (26:15):
I sure, shit, hope not. Just I just I think
that they Yeah, Chelsea and I would not be surprised.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
Chelsea and I have these great friends and they're not
They're not swingers. They Jessica and Will and Chelsea and
I will eat it, will go out and eat and
we have this other couples that we think are swingers.
And I always say that they showed Will and Jessica
are way more attention than they show Chelsea and I.
And I'm convinced. And I said to Chelsea, I go,
it fucking really pisses me off, Like it feels like,
(26:46):
you know how in school you never got picked to
be on a team. I'm like, Chelas, don't you feel bad?
She's like no, But I always feel like they kind.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
Of look at them to be considered.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
Yeah, Like I'm gonna be like, like they're gonna go
and ask them Hey, you want to swing and Chelsea
and I are going to watching Will and Jessica's kids.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Great, Okay, I have a question about this going off
of the threesomething I was seeing someone. We finally got
to the point where we were talking about making things
more intimate and he and I never want to sex
shame anybody, but he said to me, he asked me,
would you ever be open to having a threesome? And
immediately I was like, this guy doesn't like me. This
(27:27):
guy does not like me like that. He doesn't could
do that and I wouldn't say, huh, he.
Speaker 8 (27:32):
Doesn't have respect for it. That's what I thought, opinion,
that's what I thought.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
I'm like this, I go to that too.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
You don't respect me, that you don't respect me, You
just want to experience something. And again, not sex shaming anybody,
keep shaming for that, but bringing it up before we've
even been intimate means that you It made me feel
like he didn't respect me.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
To desire more, Yeah, yeah, that's where my mind would go,
that you're always that I would not be enough, that
you would always want to desire more.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Of the guys think about this, does that mean he's
not interested in you romantically.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
I think that the first off, the first guy I
wanted to comment on was that guy that's had multiple threesomes.
That guy will never be fucking placed. Yeah, so that's
this guy right here. I feel like he doesn't know
what he wants, and I agree with you. I don't
think he has a respect for you.
Speaker 9 (28:20):
I think I would agree with the whole three something
if it was throughout life. But just based on KP's agent,
I have no idea how old this guy is. It
might have been just a few crazy nights in college,
So that doesn't mean that that's something he craves. It
might have just been an opportunity, and you see the
day when it happens.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (28:39):
I do think there's a difference.
Speaker 4 (28:41):
Here's just the thought. Do you think four times do
you think he'll be listening to this podcast?
Speaker 3 (28:46):
No?
Speaker 6 (28:47):
Oh, okay, if he is, and there are two other
people there listening to.
Speaker 4 (28:53):
Actually, we do like we do like listens and downloads.
So can you call the people you had three so
as well?
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Okay, we're a kinky show, that's all.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
I love it. That was a great test.
Speaker 6 (29:07):
That was a great more marketing.
Speaker 4 (29:08):
Yeah,
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