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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Then we'll join. I'll good.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Oh I hit my microphone.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Sorry about that.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
I do that so many times during the show.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Who's hosting this week?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Huh? Okn't here anybody. I think I just blew out
my absolute ear drums for this to start. I had
no idea. My headphones are up all the way. That
is a blunt, abrupt start to a podcast.
Speaker 5 (00:27):
It's my week. I've got a bunch of brandow questions
for all of you to kind of fire.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
I like doing rapid fire question podcasts because I think
it can kind of just stem to something fun instead
of getting too deep and emotional.
Speaker 5 (00:39):
So let's talk about our bathroom habits. I would love to.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Go round robbin around the room and start with is
it better to shower in the morning or at night?
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Are you a morning person or a night person? Mojo
will start with you.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
I like both lately, so I've been doing morning and night,
but I would if I had to do only one,
it would be morning because I sleep and get a
wake up with a greasy face.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
I sweat a lot when I sleep.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Okay, so you can only wash your face in the shower.
Speaker 6 (01:08):
Got it? Uh?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Well, no, I wash everything. I witness I think my
privates are sweating too. But I don't like coming in
with greasy hair, greasy face.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
I get that. Do you take two showers a day?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I usually try to because I'm usually I'm doing something.
I'm trying to do an activity during the day to
make myself more.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Or less fat.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Okay, maybe my shower habits.
Speaker 7 (01:34):
I like to do the evening just because I literally
get up a minute before I have to leave, so
I don't have time to shower video.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
You're gonna.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
Yeah, I'm a night shower, girly.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Okay, Okay.
Speaker 8 (01:47):
I feel like if I'm doing something, shut up.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
If I'm doing something.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
If I'm doing oh, I didn't mean for this, but
this is gonna be fun.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
I'm fat.
Speaker 8 (01:57):
If I'm doing something, then I'm gonna do it at night.
I think it's a perfect way to like relax the
body before you actually go to sleep. But if I
didn't do it the night before, and if, to Shannon's point,
I do it at all, then it'll be in the morning,
Like this morning was a morning shower.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
I shower before I came in.
Speaker 8 (02:13):
You're not smelling me.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
You smelling Let's do next next exactly.
Speaker 9 (02:24):
If my hair is getting longer. I shower in the
morning because of the bad head, but if I have
short hair, it's.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
At night for sure.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Interesting sham, so uh, pretty normal. Every day I have
to shower in the morning because perry menopause. It's so fun.
And I sweat my ass off at night, so I
wake up and I am like actually stopping wet. But then,
like last night, I also showered because I went to
the gym and worked out and got kind of sweaty,
so I did two showers.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
I gotta get you a mojo cooling blankets.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Those are going to change your life. Nothing helps me.
I could sleep an Antarctica and I will still sweat.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
The proper answer is to take a shower at night,
unless you are sleeping in a faked tan, and then
it's obviously shower at night and then in the morning
as well. But it is so weird to me that
you guys crawl into your beds dirty as hell.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
That is really so gross.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Who wait, who says the proper is me? Oh, it's
your proper.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Oh yeah, I thought maybe there was like a survey
that was done or something.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
No, I'm right about everything all the time, and so
we're going to go based on my own habits. What
do you guys change up your shower routine every time
you get in or do you have to do the
same things in the same order every time every time?
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Okay, what's your order?
Speaker 4 (03:33):
The same? Right? I?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
First off, I do my same thing in the morning.
I take a shit, if I flost my teeth, I
brush my teeth. I fill up my water pick thing
that I bring in with the shower with me. I shower,
do my hair first, wash it, condition it, wash my body.
Then at the end I finish by washing my face
(03:58):
with a face wash and then doing the uh water
pick thing. And then I'm done, and I try off
and I'm done.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
You think he's crazy, Wait till you hear my routine.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
I'm actually just impressed that you I had bought that
water pick thing. I've used it. I've probably had it
for four years.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I've used it one It's changed my life the way
I live.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
For the water pick.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
The yours is portable, right, battery charged, not plugged into
the wall.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yeah, and I do it in the shower because I
used to do it out of the shower. And it's
a big fucking match.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
And I did it one time and it was a mess.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
And I was like, I will never Yeah, put in
the shower, you'll love it. And actually it's nice every
now and again. If you want to like squirt the water,
go ahead and Megan.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
I'm joking, what's your routine.
Speaker 7 (04:43):
It depends on if I need to shave my legs
or not.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
I just everything, shower. We're doing everything, power everything shower,
everything shower man.
Speaker 7 (04:51):
That could take ever forever. I get in, I get
my hair wet, and I put shampoo up, put like
my clarifying shampoo on first and said, like the whole
the whole time. And then I wash my body, and
then I shape my body, and then I put in
my second shampoo, and then I condition and then I
calmb out my hair.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Okay, before I get you to finish that, Mojo, do
you face towards the water away from the water.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
Well, it's hitting your custer, your back.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I move around, I start facing the water, get my
armpits and my hair wet, and then I put the
shampoo in facing away from the water.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
That is psychotic, KP continue, are are we like doing
like a psychopath analysis on each of us?
Speaker 3 (05:35):
I like, that's always the case.
Speaker 7 (05:37):
Okay, Well, I god, I'm not gonna visualize this. Which
way is my shower A facing my body's away from
the water, and then like depending on if I need
to which side I need to rinse, then I'll face
the paucet Ldia, pull up a chair, Queen, we're in
podcast mode.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Give me your headphones.
Speaker 6 (06:02):
I would say that my head is facing the wall.
So yeah, I like my back to the shower.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
What's your shower routine?
Speaker 6 (06:11):
Oh? I thought you were asking what way we're showering?
But it oh my routine. I shave every time I shower,
which is almost every day.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
It's that's psychotic.
Speaker 6 (06:23):
Well, I have to. I have keldy and middle eastern hair.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Also, I know you legs hairy.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
H Are you getting naked with somebody every day?
Speaker 4 (06:34):
What do you mean?
Speaker 7 (06:34):
No?
Speaker 5 (06:35):
And you don't need to shave.
Speaker 6 (06:35):
Every well, that is my hair probably through my pants
or at the end of my pant legs. If not,
try girl for once. And you know I have gotten
laser hair removal and it's still grows every day.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Do you shave your arms?
Speaker 7 (06:51):
No?
Speaker 6 (06:51):
I do shave my arms now because well you can't
really tell because of the laser. But I had to
it going those I don't shave every.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
Day, Ugine.
Speaker 8 (07:02):
Well, like you said, if we going the full extreme,
that's what I'll give you. Dreb plugged in because the
battery probably gonna die. Pick a fire song and to
start with, put it on shuffle in the playlist that
showers I ever have, or when there's audio to it.
Speaker 7 (07:18):
So we're talking about our outside things too.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Got my hand, I.
Speaker 7 (07:22):
Got my I have my speaker anyway, Sorry, go ahead, Kim.
Speaker 8 (07:27):
When I'm in the shower, uh, hot water always not
too hot though, like the perfect amount of heat. I
start washing my face, get that out the way first,
facing the water, obviously, rents. While I wash, I use
my hands. When I wash my face, I don't use
a rag. Then I use this shampoo first, shampoo my
(07:47):
hair first, then I condition it. Then I grab my
rag and I wash. Usually start with my shoulders and
then chest and then arms and hands, work my way down,
get in between the toes, all of that, then hit
the back. When I hit the Yeah, then I rent
saw the hair still got the conditioning, and we don't.
(08:08):
We don't wash out the condition until we fully wash
off our whole body. And then depending on the activities
of the day that cause the shower. I might go
once again with the full wash down, and then I
might just chilling there if it's a long day like
it was sucking earlier, like I like a long shower,
and then rent off and get up out of there.
And then before I get out, though, I take my hand,
I wring out my rag. I take my hands and
(08:30):
I for demonstrations purpose what I'm doing right now in
the studio, I take my right hand on my left
shoulder and kind of use that as a way to
wipe down like a squeegee, and I squeeze you my
whole body legs included all of that so that I'm
not soaking wet when I get out the shower.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
The towl just does like the little extra parts, interesting.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
Detail.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
I go back to your dray beats or whatever like that.
What do you are? They're not headphones?
Speaker 8 (08:58):
Right, like a little video like a beats peel and
it's loud enough to rock here.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
One of the best things that Chelsea bought was one
of those stones that you stand on and it it
dries up right there in front of you, right outside
of the shower.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Yeah, it's like it.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
So It's basically like it you stand on so you
dry yourself off, but when you step out of the shower,
there's no towel or matt It's like this stone thing
that you step on and it sucks up the water, so.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
It goes right in and drives. It dries almost instantaneously.
It's actually really cool, Zach.
Speaker 9 (09:35):
I'm a loofi king, not a rag that sounds uncomfortable.
It's body, face hair, that is my routine. Gonna wipe
it down, face it up, wash it out.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Do you have the same shower as your sister, brother
and niece's nephews, me and.
Speaker 9 (09:52):
My nephew saw.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
He doesn't use your loofa, does he?
Speaker 9 (09:56):
No, he doesn't use I don't even think he showers. Honestly,
he's at the age he's like thirteen. Now, I don't
think he showers. But yeah, oh, and I face away
from the water. I'm not a murderer.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
I would have a hard time with my if I
knew that my you know, sons were sharing my ear
the same shower, because my kids would use my lufa
knowing them why, just because they're fucking asshole.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
Let me tell you so, Smith and West and I
share a shower. The girls share their own bathroom, and
Smith told me once that he used my little face,
my electric face, like clarisonic thing on his his balls
in his butt, and I through the garbage so fast
he did. Mom just feels so good because I was like,
(10:42):
I will never use this again ever. I couldn't even
think about it. So it's gone, Wow, yeah your routine then, yeah,
well you didn't do yours. I thought you were going
to gokay. So I the water in my shower is
scolding like I like it when my skin is red.
(11:02):
When I get out of the shower, I mostly face
my back to the water. I wash my face first,
and I have two different face washes that I use.
I use a regular facewash and then like an exfoliator one,
and I do that before I put like shampoo or
soap in my hands because I have this weird thing
that then all that stuff is on my face after
I've already cleaned it. So I do that first. Then
(11:23):
I put shampoo in, I wash the shampoo out, I
put conditioner in, and while the conditioners on the ends
of my hair, I'll wash my body. I had laser
hair removal and unlike lydia mind worked wonders. But every
once in a great while I have like I have
like go over my legs or something again, so I'll
do that if necessary. Sometimes I will do the little
(11:43):
like thing for my feet, like my heels and my feet.
I don't know what the heck is it? Pumis the yeah, Like,
I'll do that on my heels if I have time.
And then I rinse my conditioner out. I don't do
the squeegee, but I do shake. I shake before I
open the shower door and stuff out. I like a dog.
I am like my dogs.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Yeah, okay, so my routine is more complicated than all
of yours, which is why you'll understand why I do
and everything shower.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
Once a week.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
When people say, I can't believe you only wash your
hair once a week, You're now gonna know why I
get in with my hair half up, half down, split
where my extensions are.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
We wash the bottom half of our hair first. Yes,
I wash my hair parts. I'm not kidding you. We
wash the bottom half of our hair and then we
use this like what is it. It's like a.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Detox rinse just for my extension hair only, So I
have to separate that out. Then we wash the top hair.
Then we condition the whole thing and comb it through.
Then we rinse that out. Then we use our hair masks,
and I put that in and I comb it and
I clip it up on top of my head. I
exfoliate my face, I wash my face. I exfoliate my
under arms and my arms. I wash my under arms
(12:51):
and my arms. Then I will use a scrub on
my knees, elbows, and feet for my faked hand to.
Speaker 5 (12:59):
Wear them off. Even then I will wash did they
wash my face already? Wash my face? Do all that.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
I will shave at that point. Then I will rinse
the hair mask out of my hair. Because if you're
leaving your conditionery your hair mask for lass, you're begging
for body acne. And then you wash your body absolutely
last after everything else.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
Oh, I don't have body acne, but the last thing
I do is take my condition.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
I have battled with all sorts of acne my entire life.
So if I do not wash my body last, I
will break out absolutely.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Have you ever thought that maybe you have a lot
of acne because you only shower once a week?
Speaker 5 (13:34):
No, no, no, I shower everything every day. I wash
my hair once a week.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
It takes me about forty minutes to wash my hair completely. Yeah,
so it might will take an hour if I'm washing
my hair and I don't have a large hot water water.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
So I also pretty quick.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
I do cold.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Water when I'm washing my hair, and then hot water
when I'm washing my body, so I take mostly cold showers.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
They don't have an apartment tank for your water. You
have Each room has their own tank.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
I have a washer dryer combo unit that's smaller than
a normal size and a half sized water tank.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
That's crazy. I thought, like when you live in an apartment,
you have one water tank. It's like in an hotel.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
All units have their own and their oh that sucks
half the size of a like a normal house.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
That was the beauty of having an apartment. I felt
like I could take showers forever because if we were
using the same water hot water.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
Do you wet your toothbrush before or after applying toothpaste?
Speaker 3 (14:26):
I do before. I oh, I think I knew before
and after.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
It is before and after.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
That is the guys store your toothbrush Because I have
I put it in well, I have it on a
charger because it's an electric.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Toothbrush, but I put it in.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
I put it in the cabinet because otherwise I've got
the fecal matter from the shitter.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
Do you put the leg down on the toilet?
Speaker 4 (14:49):
See every time, I very every single every.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Time I walk into somebody's bathroom, the lid up, and
I know you flushed it with the lid up. I
think you're the most disgusting, dirty human being on the
face of the plane because you just let those particles.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
Lie in the room and hit everything.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
I will when I poop, though, I gotta I gotta
keep it open to the flush it to make sure
it all goes down.
Speaker 5 (15:07):
No, lift it back up and check.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Yes, Oh, I never thought about that. You might have
changed my habit.
Speaker 5 (15:13):
That's the worst time. That's poop particles.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Okay, well then there's particles.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
Then I guess there's poop porticles.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
But I don't do that over time, Joe, I put
it in a cabinet and I close the lid.
Speaker 5 (15:23):
I'm like terrified, I'm gonna put poop in my mouth.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
How often do you change your toothbrush? Shut head?
Speaker 5 (15:28):
Every three month?
Speaker 3 (15:30):
See, I've been doing.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
That a lot, right, We see, when mine starts to
get like.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
Every three months, every three months, or if I get sick.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
So many people don't so gross.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Well, this is like Megan's shower survey that we just did.
I like it.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Yeah, all right, that's it. Any you want listeners to
send you their shower habits?
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Yeah, well, is there anything that's part of your shower
habit that like is maybe not the norm?
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Well?
Speaker 4 (15:59):
I think normal.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Anybody who faces want to know, Yeah, anybody who faces
the water? Why are you like partially waterboarding yourself during
the shower?
Speaker 7 (16:08):
Yeah, it's like a Dove commercial.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
Okay, wait, okay, honest question. Yeah, do you bend over
and stick your booty out to make sure that you
get in between your cheeks? Because I do everythingle every
time everything.
Speaker 7 (16:20):
Okay, girls with long hair, you know you got to
check the booty crack, make sure there's no clubs.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
I just use Shannon's Claarsonic.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
I don't have it anymore.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
I'm I might do like a part two the next
time I host, because I wanted to know which one
of these guys, because I know it's the guys get
naked to poop, because you know one of them done.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
I've done it before.
Speaker 9 (16:39):
For sure.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Before the shower.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
It's gonna be Part two Other parts Part two. H.
When you visit somebody, do you go through their cabinets? Absolutely,
you do.
Then we'll join. I'll good.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Oh I hit my microphone.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Sorry about that.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
I do that so many times during the show.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Who's hosting this week?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Huh? Okn't here anybody. I think I just blew out
my absolute ear drums for this to start. I had
no idea. My headphones are up all the way. That
is a blunt, abrupt start to a podcast.
Speaker 5 (00:27):
It's my week. I've got a bunch of brandow questions
for all of you to kind of fire.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
I like doing rapid fire question podcasts because I think
it can kind of just stem to something fun instead
of getting too deep and emotional.
Speaker 5 (00:39):
So let's talk about our bathroom habits. I would love to.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Go round robbin around the room and start with is
it better to shower in the morning or at night?
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Are you a morning person or a night person? Mojo
will start with you.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
I like both lately, so I've been doing morning and night,
but I would if I had to do only one,
it would be morning because I sleep and get a
wake up with a greasy face.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
I sweat a lot when I sleep.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Okay, so you can only wash your face in the shower.
Speaker 6 (01:08):
Got it? Uh?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Well, no, I wash everything. I witness I think my
privates are sweating too. But I don't like coming in
with greasy hair, greasy face.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
I get that. Do you take two showers a day?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I usually try to because I'm usually I'm doing something.
I'm trying to do an activity during the day to
make myself more.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Or less fat.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Okay, maybe my shower habits.
Speaker 7 (01:34):
I like to do the evening just because I literally
get up a minute before I have to leave, so
I don't have time to shower video.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
You're gonna.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
Yeah, I'm a night shower, girly.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Okay, Okay.
Speaker 8 (01:47):
I feel like if I'm doing something, shut up.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
If I'm doing something.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
If I'm doing oh, I didn't mean for this, but
this is gonna be fun.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
I'm fat.
Speaker 8 (01:57):
If I'm doing something, then I'm gonna do it at night.
I think it's a perfect way to like relax the
body before you actually go to sleep. But if I
didn't do it the night before, and if, to Shannon's point,
I do it at all, then it'll be in the morning,
Like this morning was a morning shower.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
I shower before I came in.
Speaker 8 (02:13):
You're not smelling me.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
You smelling Let's do next next exactly.
Speaker 9 (02:24):
If my hair is getting longer. I shower in the
morning because of the bad head, but if I have
short hair, it's.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
At night for sure.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Interesting sham, so uh, pretty normal. Every day I have
to shower in the morning because perry menopause. It's so fun.
And I sweat my ass off at night, so I
wake up and I am like actually stopping wet. But then,
like last night, I also showered because I went to
the gym and worked out and got kind of sweaty,
so I did two showers.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
I gotta get you a mojo cooling blankets.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Those are going to change your life. Nothing helps me.
I could sleep an Antarctica and I will still sweat.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
The proper answer is to take a shower at night,
unless you are sleeping in a faked tan, and then
it's obviously shower at night and then in the morning
as well. But it is so weird to me that
you guys crawl into your beds dirty as hell.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
That is really so gross.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Who wait, who says the proper is me? Oh, it's
your proper.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Oh yeah, I thought maybe there was like a survey
that was done or something.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
No, I'm right about everything all the time, and so
we're going to go based on my own habits. What
do you guys change up your shower routine every time
you get in or do you have to do the
same things in the same order every time every time?
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Okay, what's your order?
Speaker 4 (03:33):
The same? Right? I?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
First off, I do my same thing in the morning.
I take a shit, if I flost my teeth, I
brush my teeth. I fill up my water pick thing
that I bring in with the shower with me. I shower,
do my hair first, wash it, condition it, wash my body.
Then at the end I finish by washing my face
(03:58):
with a face wash and then doing the uh water
pick thing. And then I'm done, and I try off
and I'm done.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
You think he's crazy, Wait till you hear my routine.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
I'm actually just impressed that you I had bought that
water pick thing. I've used it. I've probably had it
for four years.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I've used it one It's changed my life the way
I live.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
For the water pick.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
The yours is portable, right, battery charged, not plugged into
the wall.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yeah, and I do it in the shower because I
used to do it out of the shower. And it's
a big fucking match.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
And I did it one time and it was a mess.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
And I was like, I will never Yeah, put in
the shower, you'll love it. And actually it's nice every
now and again. If you want to like squirt the water,
go ahead and Megan.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
I'm joking, what's your routine.
Speaker 7 (04:43):
It depends on if I need to shave my legs
or not.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
I just everything, shower. We're doing everything, power everything shower,
everything shower man.
Speaker 7 (04:51):
That could take ever forever. I get in, I get
my hair wet, and I put shampoo up, put like
my clarifying shampoo on first and said, like the whole
the whole time. And then I wash my body, and
then I shape my body, and then I put in
my second shampoo, and then I condition and then I
calmb out my hair.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Okay, before I get you to finish that, Mojo, do
you face towards the water away from the water.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
Well, it's hitting your custer, your back.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I move around, I start facing the water, get my
armpits and my hair wet, and then I put the
shampoo in facing away from the water.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
That is psychotic, KP continue, are are we like doing
like a psychopath analysis on each of us?
Speaker 3 (05:35):
I like, that's always the case.
Speaker 7 (05:37):
Okay, Well, I god, I'm not gonna visualize this. Which
way is my shower A facing my body's away from
the water, and then like depending on if I need
to which side I need to rinse, then I'll face
the paucet Ldia, pull up a chair, Queen, we're in
podcast mode.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Give me your headphones.
Speaker 6 (06:02):
I would say that my head is facing the wall.
So yeah, I like my back to the shower.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
What's your shower routine?
Speaker 6 (06:11):
Oh? I thought you were asking what way we're showering?
But it oh my routine. I shave every time I shower,
which is almost every day.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
It's that's psychotic.
Speaker 6 (06:23):
Well, I have to. I have keldy and middle eastern hair.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Also, I know you legs hairy.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
H Are you getting naked with somebody every day?
Speaker 4 (06:34):
What do you mean?
Speaker 7 (06:34):
No?
Speaker 5 (06:35):
And you don't need to shave.
Speaker 6 (06:35):
Every well, that is my hair probably through my pants
or at the end of my pant legs. If not,
try girl for once. And you know I have gotten
laser hair removal and it's still grows every day.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Do you shave your arms?
Speaker 7 (06:51):
No?
Speaker 6 (06:51):
I do shave my arms now because well you can't
really tell because of the laser. But I had to
it going those I don't shave every.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
Day, Ugine.
Speaker 8 (07:02):
Well, like you said, if we going the full extreme,
that's what I'll give you. Dreb plugged in because the
battery probably gonna die. Pick a fire song and to
start with, put it on shuffle in the playlist that
showers I ever have, or when there's audio to it.
Speaker 7 (07:18):
So we're talking about our outside things too.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Got my hand, I.
Speaker 7 (07:22):
Got my I have my speaker anyway, Sorry, go ahead, Kim.
Speaker 8 (07:27):
When I'm in the shower, uh, hot water always not
too hot though, like the perfect amount of heat. I
start washing my face, get that out the way first,
facing the water, obviously, rents. While I wash, I use
my hands. When I wash my face, I don't use
a rag. Then I use this shampoo first, shampoo my
(07:47):
hair first, then I condition it. Then I grab my
rag and I wash. Usually start with my shoulders and
then chest and then arms and hands, work my way down,
get in between the toes, all of that, then hit
the back. When I hit the Yeah, then I rent
saw the hair still got the conditioning, and we don't.
(08:08):
We don't wash out the condition until we fully wash
off our whole body. And then depending on the activities
of the day that cause the shower. I might go
once again with the full wash down, and then I
might just chilling there if it's a long day like
it was sucking earlier, like I like a long shower,
and then rent off and get up out of there.
And then before I get out, though, I take my hand,
I wring out my rag. I take my hands and
(08:30):
I for demonstrations purpose what I'm doing right now in
the studio, I take my right hand on my left
shoulder and kind of use that as a way to
wipe down like a squeegee, and I squeeze you my
whole body legs included all of that so that I'm
not soaking wet when I get out the shower.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
The towl just does like the little extra parts, interesting.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
Detail.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
I go back to your dray beats or whatever like that.
What do you are? They're not headphones?
Speaker 8 (08:58):
Right, like a little video like a beats peel and
it's loud enough to rock here.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
One of the best things that Chelsea bought was one
of those stones that you stand on and it it
dries up right there in front of you, right outside
of the shower.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Yeah, it's like it.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
So It's basically like it you stand on so you
dry yourself off, but when you step out of the shower,
there's no towel or matt It's like this stone thing
that you step on and it sucks up the water, so.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
It goes right in and drives. It dries almost instantaneously.
It's actually really cool, Zach.
Speaker 9 (09:35):
I'm a loofi king, not a rag that sounds uncomfortable.
It's body, face hair, that is my routine. Gonna wipe
it down, face it up, wash it out.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Do you have the same shower as your sister, brother
and niece's nephews, me and.
Speaker 9 (09:52):
My nephew saw.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
He doesn't use your loofa, does he?
Speaker 9 (09:56):
No, he doesn't use I don't even think he showers. Honestly,
he's at the age he's like thirteen. Now, I don't
think he showers. But yeah, oh, and I face away
from the water. I'm not a murderer.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
I would have a hard time with my if I
knew that my you know, sons were sharing my ear
the same shower, because my kids would use my lufa
knowing them why, just because they're fucking asshole.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
Let me tell you so, Smith and West and I
share a shower. The girls share their own bathroom, and
Smith told me once that he used my little face,
my electric face, like clarisonic thing on his his balls
in his butt, and I through the garbage so fast
he did. Mom just feels so good because I was like,
(10:42):
I will never use this again ever. I couldn't even
think about it. So it's gone, Wow, yeah your routine then, yeah,
well you didn't do yours. I thought you were going
to gokay. So I the water in my shower is
scolding like I like it when my skin is red.
(11:02):
When I get out of the shower, I mostly face
my back to the water. I wash my face first,
and I have two different face washes that I use.
I use a regular facewash and then like an exfoliator one,
and I do that before I put like shampoo or
soap in my hands because I have this weird thing
that then all that stuff is on my face after
I've already cleaned it. So I do that first. Then
(11:23):
I put shampoo in, I wash the shampoo out, I
put conditioner in, and while the conditioners on the ends
of my hair, I'll wash my body. I had laser
hair removal and unlike lydia mind worked wonders. But every
once in a great while I have like I have
like go over my legs or something again, so I'll
do that if necessary. Sometimes I will do the little
(11:43):
like thing for my feet, like my heels and my feet.
I don't know what the heck is it? Pumis the yeah, Like,
I'll do that on my heels if I have time.
And then I rinse my conditioner out. I don't do
the squeegee, but I do shake. I shake before I
open the shower door and stuff out. I like a dog.
I am like my dogs.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Yeah, okay, so my routine is more complicated than all
of yours, which is why you'll understand why I do
and everything shower.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
Once a week.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
When people say, I can't believe you only wash your
hair once a week, You're now gonna know why I
get in with my hair half up, half down, split
where my extensions are.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
We wash the bottom half of our hair first. Yes,
I wash my hair parts. I'm not kidding you. We
wash the bottom half of our hair and then we
use this like what is it. It's like a.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Detox rinse just for my extension hair only, So I
have to separate that out. Then we wash the top hair.
Then we condition the whole thing and comb it through.
Then we rinse that out. Then we use our hair masks,
and I put that in and I comb it and
I clip it up on top of my head. I
exfoliate my face, I wash my face. I exfoliate my
under arms and my arms. I wash my under arms
(12:51):
and my arms. Then I will use a scrub on
my knees, elbows, and feet for my faked hand to.
Speaker 5 (12:59):
Wear them off. Even then I will wash did they
wash my face already? Wash my face? Do all that.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
I will shave at that point. Then I will rinse
the hair mask out of my hair. Because if you're
leaving your conditionery your hair mask for lass, you're begging
for body acne. And then you wash your body absolutely
last after everything else.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
Oh, I don't have body acne, but the last thing
I do is take my condition.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
I have battled with all sorts of acne my entire life.
So if I do not wash my body last, I
will break out absolutely.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Have you ever thought that maybe you have a lot
of acne because you only shower once a week?
Speaker 5 (13:34):
No, no, no, I shower everything every day. I wash
my hair once a week.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
It takes me about forty minutes to wash my hair completely. Yeah,
so it might will take an hour if I'm washing
my hair and I don't have a large hot water water.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
So I also pretty quick.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
I do cold.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Water when I'm washing my hair, and then hot water
when I'm washing my body, so I take mostly cold showers.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
They don't have an apartment tank for your water. You
have Each room has their own tank.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
I have a washer dryer combo unit that's smaller than
a normal size and a half sized water tank.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
That's crazy. I thought, like when you live in an apartment,
you have one water tank. It's like in an hotel.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
All units have their own and their oh that sucks
half the size of a like a normal house.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
That was the beauty of having an apartment. I felt
like I could take showers forever because if we were
using the same water hot water.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
Do you wet your toothbrush before or after applying toothpaste?
Speaker 3 (14:26):
I do before. I oh, I think I knew before
and after.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
It is before and after.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
That is the guys store your toothbrush Because I have
I put it in well, I have it on a
charger because it's an electric.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Toothbrush, but I put it in.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
I put it in the cabinet because otherwise I've got
the fecal matter from the shitter.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
Do you put the leg down on the toilet?
Speaker 4 (14:49):
See every time, I very every single every.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Time I walk into somebody's bathroom, the lid up, and
I know you flushed it with the lid up. I
think you're the most disgusting, dirty human being on the
face of the plane because you just let those particles.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
Lie in the room and hit everything.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
I will when I poop, though, I gotta I gotta
keep it open to the flush it to make sure
it all goes down.
Speaker 5 (15:07):
No, lift it back up and check.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Yes, Oh, I never thought about that. You might have
changed my habit.
Speaker 5 (15:13):
That's the worst time. That's poop particles.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Okay, well then there's particles.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
Then I guess there's poop porticles.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
But I don't do that over time, Joe, I put
it in a cabinet and I close the lid.
Speaker 5 (15:23):
I'm like terrified, I'm gonna put poop in my mouth.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
How often do you change your toothbrush? Shut head?
Speaker 5 (15:28):
Every three month?
Speaker 3 (15:30):
See, I've been doing.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
That a lot, right, We see, when mine starts to
get like.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
Every three months, every three months, or if I get sick.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
So many people don't so gross.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Well, this is like Megan's shower survey that we just did.
I like it.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Yeah, all right, that's it. Any you want listeners to
send you their shower habits?
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Yeah, well, is there anything that's part of your shower
habit that like is maybe not the norm?
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Well?
Speaker 4 (15:59):
I think normal.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Anybody who faces want to know, Yeah, anybody who faces
the water? Why are you like partially waterboarding yourself during
the shower?
Speaker 7 (16:08):
Yeah, it's like a Dove commercial.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
Okay, wait, okay, honest question. Yeah, do you bend over
and stick your booty out to make sure that you
get in between your cheeks? Because I do everythingle every
time everything.
Speaker 7 (16:20):
Okay, girls with long hair, you know you got to
check the booty crack, make sure there's no clubs.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
I just use Shannon's Claarsonic.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
I don't have it anymore.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
I'm I might do like a part two the next
time I host, because I wanted to know which one
of these guys, because I know it's the guys get
naked to poop, because you know one of them done.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
I've done it before.
Speaker 9 (16:39):
For sure.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Before the shower.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
It's gonna be Part two Other parts Part two. H.
When you visit somebody, do you go through their cabinets? Absolutely,
you do.
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